Nikki Glaser: “I’ve Learned a Lot from Porn”

Nikki Glaser recalls trying out a few lines of dirty talk that she learned from a porn - and how it backfired.
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[@mikasasukasa4479]

Wtf no one in the crowd woo'd for Sasha Grey, I was the only one lol.

[@gregbenoit6102]

Chris Maciel she was cool in like 1998

[@branon6565]

Chris Maciel ....maybe cuz she's unsexy as hell and almost 50yrs old now....

[@Brendawallingbear]

@@branon6565 she was born in 1988, she's only 31, her films were made between 2007 and 2010. In 1998 she was ten years old and if she was in porn that year, it'd be illegal and child abuse.

[@jazzcat9363]

Well, I'm a boob guy so...yeah...Sasha obviously did nothing for me, lol.

[@aaronnava9941]

@@branon6565 Lisa Ann is about 50 or 50+ and she's fucking amazing.

[@ThePicasoBlack]

I'm something of a tank cleaner myself.

[@wewemcrhyne]

Open with that. She’ll love it. 😐

[@utubejuan]

Your comment matches your picture 😂

[@ThePicasoBlack]

@@wewemcrhyne she did. And she didn't smell or taste like fish.

[@KravRage]

I heard that in Willam Defoe's voice.

[@RonnelB.]

So, no one is gonna talk about that lady laughing?

[@CheezyEnsaymada]

Ronnel B. I was literally about to comment that until I read this lol

[@taebon9825]

Cheezy Ensaymada y’all not gonna talk bout the weight she lost

[@ajp1282]

She's what made these 5minutes so enjoyable 😂

[@Jamesucht]

Every comedy show has one.

[@sxr6237]

She irritates my right ear

[@mileslaw]

Sasha Grey. Nikki definitely is a woman of culture

[@jaklair]

xD

[@IryRandrasana]

Doggy into walrus... I died 😂😂😂😂!!!

[@bl7157]

I'm bust out laughing

[@johngalt2336]

Cause you lazy too

[@aaronlevy6054]

As both a biologist and aquarium expert, the tank cleaning metaphor is a science based triple entendre, that's a smart joke.

[@plmitch]

😆

[@Op3nUrEyez]

Can we make this more comfy for ole Glas dawg 😆😭

[@VengeDracul]

She is funny AF. She's a comedian, most talk about their life. "The Mud Room" I died!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@flyguyry1]

@@gabelogan56 is English your only language perhaps?

[@ieatemcees]

"ol' Glase Dawg" 🤣🤣🤣

[@KurNorock]

33% of women admit to it. Significantly more have done it.

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

I surely admit

[@mugisama779]

shes the definition of the phrase "mainstream pornstar" though.

[@KurNorock]

@acefjom Even in blind surveys, people lie. It is actually easier to lie in a blind survey. You can answer the questions in a way that makes you the person you want to be rather than the person you are. Also, "probably" and "I doubt" are your own assumptions and not valid arguments. Admittedly, my original comment was not a valid argument either, but I was not trying to frame it as something to be taken seriously.

[@KurNorock]

@@hlengiwezungu8152 nice

[@KurNorock]

@acefjom What? Yes, you were trying to defend a claim. You were trying to defend the 33% claim by making the claim that it was "probably" a blind survey, implying it was more accurate or credible.

[@rumplestiltskins7590]

Nikki: That means this side of the room has done it Mom sitting next to daughters: nervous laughter

[@christiancollier9323]

I’m gonna text my boyfriend right now to tell him to clean my tank

[@cry2love]

Plz do

[@the-engneer]

I'll clean your tank

[@jasonland455]

I’d clean that tank best pick up line ever

[@colonialguy398]

Oh yea

[@nicholasreed7768]

The Best 5 and a half minutes of my day

[@suzylux]

she just made me gasp for air laughing. it activated my core!

[@blakkstar1655]

Her stand up gives me so much anxiety... But i laughed soo...

[@pho3nixinflight]

Peter Tsitsi what gives you anxiety?

[@blakkstar1655]

@@pho3nixinflight Everytime i have sex... I have thoughts like. "Does she even wanna do this", "is she enjoying this" so yeah Her jokes hit a little too close to home 😂😂😂

[@bronxborn70]

If you're asking yourself if she really want's to do this just as it's about to happen, you may want to check your style and approach.

[@radicalbarrel2729]

bronxborn70 😂

[@gabriellareyes376]

I'm just going to have "looking for a tank cleaner" for my tinder profile

[@blackbird5634]

"He's doin it, I'm walrus-in" -genius, , who's that walrus of love??

[@clivewells7090]

Barry White

[@blackbird5634]

@@clivewells7090 oh yeah baby, the walrus of love.

[@MackojrNBAKvideos]

Nikki Glaser is the funniest comedian i have seen in a while. I’ve known of her for a while but this is my first time seeing her stand-ip

[@MrSkiloV]

Poetically Filthy.....best way to describe Sasha Grey

[@killercaos123]

Pretty funny clip. I enjoyed that.

[@NordicFireDKK]

I fucking love it XD The ''spacious kitchen'' part rly got me.

[@jrock213456]

The mud room lol thats hilarious

[@ajp1282]

"Anal uhh" lol 😂

[@tasheenacherry9167]

Clean my tank!!!😂😂😂😂🔥🔥

[@petermyers479]

Clean my tank! Hahahahaha. That’s absolutely disgusting...and hilarious. Well done.

[@err_kk]

Nikki always killing it!

[@jv-lk7bc]

not many could pull off that routine. She does it and I still respect her ;)

[@mysticmistress6101]

“Pillow princess”

[@johngalt2336]

Are you?

[@Remi_Lin]

Bamboo Bhang LMAOOO

[@johngalt2336]

@@chickenskink1 She looks like one💯

[@LittleMacscorner]

Recommended to you by a fan of Whitney Cummings. Who I also really enjoy. You are the 2nd female comic I enjoy and find funny. I plan to start watching more. You rock!!!! So funny it makes me want to just want to clean your tank!!! Between the both of you I have been laughing non stop for almost 2 days now. And I am getting old. So.....>Man...I hope no heart attack. but If so......worth!!!

[@Wildwoodbadboy]

Dead fish 😂😂 😂

[@PauloSossa]

Oh My. I laughed so hard our entire wing of development looked back at me to find out what was going On. The jockey sex position bit was hysterical

[@Phoenixmccann]

Lmao! Its in escrow Im dying

[@seapeajones]

To check my phone, LMAO

[@flyguyry1]

Its not dead fish its called a "pillow queen" lol

[@davidwilfong8028]

I've always called it "starfishing"...the mental picture has always cracked me up

[@RacieRain]

Lmao!! 😂😂 walrus for glas dog!😂

[@ryanwax3351]

Very insightful

[@mtrotter325]

I would need a copy of the tape because I would be laughing so hard that I'd miss half of her set.

[@fredfredburger5150]

"Mud Room" 😃

[@randywebb7052]

"I'm a fish on it's way out" LOL

[@Jfladager]

She's seriously a funny comedian. Fearless.

[@placidnick100]

Just saw Joker, apparently, he is right sex comedy is easy and always works.

[@josefinemas3029]

we do live in a society

[@agenrechannel2381]

@@josefinemas3029 yea thats true. but people like u joke about it.

[@the-engneer]

That film was terrible, and people think it's good for some odd reason

[@the-engneer]

@JustJay I agree with all of those things, and if that is why people like The Joker there are much better film's that touch on this subject for sure, because The Joker was actually pretty terrible. He bashed a guys head in for basically no reason. I still like the film, and enjoyed the ending, but it's not near as intelligent as people make it out to be. Watch "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, or hell even "The Cable Guy" with Jim Carrey is a better example of society making someone into a monster in my opinion. I can give more examples, but those were off the top of my head

[@the-engneer]

@JustJay Also I definitely understand getting judged for one thing, and I live in a world where I can't complain about it. Sad but true

[@Sw3dishSthlm]

Wow, Nikki in those pants are just 🔥🔥🔥

[@sheerwillsurvival2064]

Too funny 😂

[@answerhazytryagainlater4565]

"Walrusing" I love it, hope it makes it into the erotic lexicon!

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

I dont know why i like her but i do she is funny 😆

[@zaineridling]

Love this crazy woman! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@MartinManweiler]

Sasha Grey is amazing and she does music and writes too now that she retired.

[@jerrydorsey5138]

She's the absolute greatest

[@noelblackwell1908]

She's hilarious 😂

[@erikc7267]

comfortable for ol Glaz dog!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeff.m.m]

ole Glas dawg 😆😆😆😆

[@wadesharp11]

Sasha Grey rocks😍

[@danbrown1344]

Wade Sharp Her dirty talk gets a little too intense sometimes

[@wadesharp11]

Dan Brown trying too hard..

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Whatever you say impulsive one🙂

[@DjDarkD]

She's out of porn tho. She's a dj now.

[@AeroMedic]

I'm laughing so hard, when she said 'anal' it was over.

[@MrMartyg1000]

Nikki, you are so funny!!! Big fan for a long time...Continued success in all you do!

[@jaredknapp6832]

I used to think she was funny. I still do. But I used to too.

[@salwurstman6879]

I miss Mitch, man.

[@equalopportunityoffender6732]

Check out the mud room !

[@jasmine7317]

You remind me of Caroline from TVD

[@jerrad123able]

Love Nikki So much ❤️😍

[@priscahermene9107]

I love her 😂😂😂😂

[@RATEDMBM]

The mud room 😭😭😭😭😭

[@blowfishes]

Guy should look up and scream “Curse you Aquascum!”

[@brothershadow]

She's THE best female comic

[@davidduval29]

Every single clip I watch of this girl she talks about sex like goddamn we get it woman try being funny another way

[@strongsecurity7747]

She is so damn funny !

[@gregorys6838]

"get gone down on..."

[@Toolmamon]

This woman is hot and funny!! Love her!!

[@Val-nr3sx]

i literally never laugh at comedians and i had tears in my eyes

[@fisher6924]

I really like the way this women talks

[@1946gsp]

When an attractive woman tells dirty, funny stories...yeah.

[@alexeilindes7507]

She may be the bravest funniest human on the planet atm. She deserves a king 🤴 in her suitcase..

[@ForDemoPurposesOnly]

I wanna get glazed by Glaser.

[@howtwobl3560]

It's free real estate...

[@ThomasGeelens]

Nikki, call me

[@justicew.8479]

Lol ikr

[@rsandoval9203]

Nikki is the most brutal roaster I have ever heard, its hilarious as long as you aren't the target.

[@silviusarmisegetuza4568]

Hahaha funny stuff 😆

[@carlosantillon4255]

GOLD!! 😂😂😂

[@seanoreiley48]

I would absolutely check out that mud room

[@joseph10704]

she reminds me of a female version of louie CK lmao.Very funny.

[@xSayPleasex]

@Steven Soco Pretty sure he meant as in the topics/content covered... lots of self-deprecating awkward sex jokes.

[@shelberz1]

The comments are so weird; like y r u here? This is Nikkis niche. I enjoy her.

[@zackdagenius3731]

I feel u lol

[@zackdagenius3731]

I actually think she deserves more clout💯

[@twinkbreaker_]

People deserve to say their opinions don’t you agree?

[@graybeard4962]

[Don't read the comments]

[@zillailluhr]

Gray Beard thank you, I was about to 🥴

[@SMChampionProduct]

Too late!

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Greyhound is perfect by far..thank you 🙂

[@allaboutstress361]

That’s funny as!

[@aitorkevineteomba6431]

Did someone else looked up who Sasha Grey is?

[@reginaldhouse7731]

OK this is confusing for guys. Wouldn't know whether to laugh or get turned on.

[@veritasnyx7760]

I'm going with both.

[@dezmondtmb7560]

Both

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

She's Hilarious!!!!!!!

[@TheMrdhyde]

Random creepy guy comment " I would love to clean her tank. That is what I think heaven is like."

[@erch4882]

Sasha grey is my favorite too

[@christophermoreno8974]

Love you Nikki

[@geothon]

Best legs in comedy.

[@ketolifestyle68]

i love cleaning the tank

[@aj4089]

The mushroom joke sent me

[@tj697]

alright Imma peep sasha grey and take some notes too,lol

[@robertpoore7604]

I would like to own it Niki.

[@cosmicclusters3255]

Wow shes pretty goood, hope to see her do more stand up. reminds me of Whitney cummings

[@andersonneil2293]

She has an hour special on Netflix that came out recently

[@Johnny-tq9no]

@@andersonneil2293 spoiler: it's nothing but cheap sex jokes

[@MrMartyg1000]

Whitney Cummings is a big who cares. Whitney IS a dead fish for sure. Whitney is bitter, old hag. Not that I have anything against bitter old hags but Whitney is just simply not funny and that's the worst crime any comedian can make. On the other hand, Nikki rocks the house!!!

[@MrOrbith]

@@MrMartyg1000 Whitney Cummings is the best! Nikki is just kinda sexy. Maybe you don't understand Whitney... :-) Or if you understand she touches your big ego...

[@j.ballsdeep420]

God, I'd clean that tank multiple times a day 🤤

[@jonathanlecclier1184]

I love men who don’t realize their misogynistic. Female comedians who joke like men is always the best way to find out who they are.

[@sheefree]

Yep. Unfortunately they still don't know who they are...

[@ashtonpadilla5269]

You mean comedians who joke like comedians? Some are sophisticated and some are not. Sex has nothing to do with it and so claiming a certain genre of comedy comes from misogyny is a manipulation based on the premise that men and women are not equal. Technically its true, the basic sociology of human kind revolves solely around the desires of the female. You are incredibly sexist and offensive.

[@Ebircs570]

Not bad!

[@iwillnevergetone5]

she has two topics

[@keithlamontdavis8047]

The right ones

[@user-if9yy6xk1v]

I'd absolutely CLEAN YOUR TANK!

[@seham_1082]

She brings reality about sex to comedy shows because no one talks about how exhausting sex is

[@ColdWarVet-qe5pt]

Given the chance I would definitely "clean your tank."