I Didn’t Even Know How Gay I Was” - Sam Jay - Full Special

Sam Jay gives the marriage advice you never hear from reasonable people, remembers dating a guy that was too nice and shares an epiphany she had while watching “Mad Men.”
Original airdate: October 13, 2017
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[@marcalvarez4890]

"Why didn't you unload the dishwasher?" "YOU DONT KNOW MY CHILDHOOD!" Marriage in one joke...on the point. Excellent joke... and true.

[@erinerin561]

I know!? Never heard a joke so true to committed relationships. I've done that,! So hilariously insightful! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DaysieRose]

Me and my husband had this exact fight 😂😂

[@AJTho]

"I've got my own plans, mind your business" This made me laugh way more than it should've 😂

[@delorasledge2492]

Seen her Netflix special and been obsessed ever since. She's hilarious.

[@nomadqueen1111]

That Netflix jawn was so good.

[@DaysieRose]

Yeah her Netflix special was phenomenal.

[@em0_tion]

She hunkered down and got better and better. I love it. 🙏👏

[@yaGrlzFav1]

Urban white principal energy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the accuracy

[@charleysnow3772]

Funny as hell! Don’t sleep on Sam…. She’s on the rise and I’m here for it❤

[@kylacecilialoves]

Well said

[@yogachick1955]

I love her humor. I'm sure my husband can relate to the wife who talks about things he's not interested in... sigh... Did you know that the malaria parasite evolved from algae?!

[@user-zy5dp8fl8n]

Yooo the hbo show Pause w/ Sam Jay is super dope!!

[@charleysnow3772]

@@user-zy5dp8fl8n I recently heard about that show and thank you for reminding me. I gotta catch up

[@superkalafragilistic8289]

Lol

[@drewcityproductions]

If ima buy a baby ima buy the best baby on the market ! 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@deenatodd9585]

I almost choked laughing 😂😂😂

[@allyabernathy4098]

1:42 “why don’t you load the dishwasher“ “you don’t know my childhood!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 lmao those fights are crazy

[@GaryBearTexanUSA]

🎉😂 Stand-up doesn’t get much better than Sam Jay's performance! Intelligent and smooth, brilliant and talented - so glad that I had a chance to see her ❤😊

[@user-ti5rb1mx5x]

Huh. Can you provide a timestamp to when the jokes start?

[@callyann9921]

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[@johnnyfive8748]

@@user-ti5rb1mx5xright!

[@BeastNationXIV]

When I heard her mention her grandma telling her she's moving too fast, all I heard was T-boz. 🤣

[@MichaelLasotaTW]

Exactly. The "Move too fast" thing. I got divorced around the 7~8 year "itch". Her parents made us marry basically 10 months after we even first met. "Puppy Love" at the beginning sounds fun but nuh uh. It got messy. Now I've been "dating" for a few months and no way in hell will I immediately marry again. "Shotgun" weddings *may* work out, but be cautious. No matter what orientation you are. Us humans are craszy. Spelt like that on purpose :) Think twice. The end result may be eternal happiness or bitter pain. There's no way to know.

[@derishaturner83]

Exactly!

[@alexkeaton9032]

Negative and boring.

[@Munchkinlord27]

“Bahhh aye maybe this against God!” 😂😂🎉 relatable gayyy gawd love this

[@johnorsomeone4609]

She had me on the floor

[@DaysieRose]

I love Sam Jay.

[@mr.carter9175]

Lol around 10:11 woman tryin to make her guy stop clapping 😂😂

[@hanzflackshnack1158]

If men had periods and they synced… 95.5% of all gay male relationships would end in murder… idk how you do it, Sam. Props to you. Mad funny

[@sainttheresetaylor2054]

periods are not painful at all for a lot of women. and considering that most women start having our periods at a young age, i think as adults we’re equipped to handle ourselves and act like emotionally intelligent grownups.

[@krazykaye8843]

I don't usually laugh about murder but this comment was hilarious.😂😂😂

[@ujulieesempambo]

Sam Jay is HILARIOUS 😂

[@ushine4me]

This is hilarious. She is a rising star for sure ✨️

[@etherealE777]

She’s so naturally funny!

[@TheoryTuckerMusic]

Why didn’t yu load the dishwasher….you don’t know my childhood 😂😂😂

[@isamuniz9964]

WEVE BEEN BLESSED😭❤️ thank you for always pulling through with bangers Sam Jay

[@ezlanpowers]

I have enjoyed this on so many levels.

[@ladydeetz]

She is great 😂 I spat my coffee when she was talking about the unicycle in gang territory!

[@ee-mon-ee1653]

She is a riot her Elon doing doughnuts in the sky Nasa bit is one of the funniest I have heard from a female comic..I am usually not a fan of female comics but Sam and Niki Glazier are 2 of the funniest out there imo.

[@KLmoxie]

Wanda Sykes!

[@kylebarry2194]

Who’s here after the roast of Brady ?

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

That crowd did **not** give her her flowers 💐💐💐 She was hilarious!!!

[@ceejaycuevas6652]

😂😂😂😂 the first time watching anything from Sam she is funny! Thank you for the recommendation KZbin

[@JevonMusicGroup]

Her delivery reminds me of Hannibal Burress.

[@cyntee79]

Not a unicycle in gang territory 😂😂

[@markinmadisonwi]

Great material and perfect delivery 💯 Love her!!!

[@SUPER_WOLFMOON]

Urban White Principal Energy! Brilliantly true!!!

[@keishabe3045]

She never misses a beat 😂she is really funny

[@Ryan256]

Great set! 🎭

[@JustMeDG]

Sam is so funny! Ive watched handful of her videos and she’s fricken Hysterical !!!

[@rizaaguilar2480]

👍💯💫💫💫💫💫my first time watching this comedian 😂😂she's HILARIOUS!! I look forward on seeing more of her stand up . Thanks for sharing ! 👍👍

[@sky_jester2559]

She also has a special on Netflix that was pretty good

[@rizaaguilar2480]

Cool! Thank you ! I'll check it out thanks 👍

[@mrfreemental]

Sam Jay is sp underrated. Hopefully that's her choice, cuz she should be top 10 right now.

[@tupacgross5987]

Choices is she funnier than....? If not a choice is really an option lol jus joking☺

[@MrSpunkyflunky]

You think this is top ten?!?!

[@MrSpunkyflunky]

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[@sxerosie]

Too good 😂

[@sivel4234]

Jokes so out of pocket i love it😂😂

[@tolunimibamigbade8143]

It's so real like real talk. Love it 😂

[@carterb4543]

I laughed… alot 😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

A unicycle in the hood. That was a good one.

[@supersonja988]

Always here for whatever you do I really like your comedy

[@yolondaharrington5665]

you cant wipe it off it just moves around... #facts, #mercury 🤣

[@E3N_Bierski]

“It felt very OJ-esq… but in reverse 😂” She is going places! Would love to see her on the Two Bears One Cave podcast 😂

[@ijitdunn]

Sam is a homegirl from the Hard Rox. I'm always pulling for her.

[@m.g.4060]

before she opened her mouth, i honestly couldnt tell if she was a short gay dude or a butch lol. great set!

[@khaleesi324]

Lawd I so relate to the 🥤 😂😂😂

[@fredbielawski2600]

Hilarious hope to see her again

[@cecillbill]

Remember when Ali Wong did a Netflix show complaining about her husband who is now her ex-husband? Sam Jay's wife betta lawyer up on the DL.

[@katyrusso1989]

lmao I loved this

[@cublet69ify]

Thank you for breaking down the 2016 Election. You explained it perfectly and had me rollin' !

[@JMayo-eu4ih]

Love herrrrr🔥🔥🔥

[@assuntasiniscalchi4301]

So funny, love it

[@justnan323]

It did feel more like a verdict instead of an election results 😂😂😂😂

[@jaymillymills]

The thing about the jars had me

[@6plus6bar]

I watch a lot of stand-up. I have for, like, 30 years. Sam is awesome. There’s very little chance she’s not gonna get funnier.

[@sagesufferswell]

Oh the potential is palpable. I love her stuff. She clearly makes people uncomfortable. Reminds me of George Carlin a bit. That open honesty that's in your face with the stuff we tend to shy away from talking about.

[@chandamccullum5591]

@@sagesufferswellwhy do you keep writing the same thing over and over again? Are you okay

[@autisticari1925]

This is so accurate intelligent just funny from beginning to end

[@rebeccageiger9110]

Great set! So funny! The marriage bits are relatable to straight people as well. Love the sports references too

[@CA-fh5zt]

Not open some jars 😂I’m done

[@RashtaEinthisB]

16:25 gold

[@Learningtomovedrone]

This was dope

[@mattyc363]

2nd set ive watched. Both bangers

[@6lackcat670]

She got jokes fr 😂😂

[@Karencita_407]

Sooooo many good jokes looooool

[@marygoodman9530]

😅😅😅 Thank you

[@roberthutchins4584]

Too damn funny 😂

[@jahnbon]

Tons oƒ truth. My new fave. She knows.

[@allan_archie]

I tried laughing

[@fernandorosales2789]

Lol, I thought her cadence was way too fast and then realized my playback was 1.25x 😂

[@Mekea1000]

She was in this Netflix movie that was really good. Her & the Waynes stud are funny af

[@mominor6913]

LOL DAMN I NEED TO WATCH MAD MAN!!! LOL

[@juliablenzig664]

new favorite!

[@Thor_b]

Amazing ❤😂

[@kryys5092]

You realy Born entertaining like youre standup. Greetz from Germany ❤

[@gX23x]

LOVE HER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AbolitionInAction]

they're great

[@vwiggins1847]

Funny AF😅

[@maxwellali-kinney5856]

LOL married fast but have made it 1.5 years pretty good 🤷‍♂️ 😂❤

[@ekdaufin1485]

Mad man bit was good!

[@Legacy_minded]

She is funny😂😂

[@stevend1420]

I love sam, killer comic

[@smaganas]

Salt rifle 😂😂😂💀

[@autisticari1925]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😂hilarious

[@lexxzhane]

Thats crazy the last guy i dated was very sensitive as well 😂😂😂🤣💀

[@monicarenee7949]

My cousin who ended up coming out as lesbian and now is very happy with her fiancee, her last boyfriend in high school was a little soft too lol. I think it’s a subconscious thing while finding your true self lol

[@ekdaufin1485]

DJ Khalid platform! 😂

[@user-vf7gi5oj7p]

hilarious

[@neghiethervil5606]

Crowd was so scared to laugh. This is Sam's comedy. Uncomfortable and unapologetic. Her HBO show is good too. Catch that if you haven't.

[@KLmoxie]

“Close your legs, let’s go to church, we need to pray.” “Pray this gay away.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timoaksproductions]

We definitely got baggage and nobody to help carry it . When I find someone willing to help me hold a bag when I walk through a door I know I found the one

[@sharontaylor4148]

Ooh boy! The comedy is getting sharper! Soo much thought going on there! Her ground zero reality and "oh Jesus" humor go hand in hand!

[@realtalk675]

She dope 😂

[@ThePaoOfTooh]

Patrice reincarnated into a lesbian? I'm sold.

[@JonaahFyresUniverse]

She is hilarious!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavidLoveOfficial]

It's hilarious because you are saying a lot of things men can relate to.

[@augusts1]

Originally released 10/13/2017

[@---ev6xm]

no girl wants the juice bruhhh hahahahahahahhaa

[@twobirdsonedrone]

First time viewer to forever fan in just 20 minutes and 55 seconds. You should be on SNL

[@djsmellnloud7246]

she been writing for snl for years

[@twobirdsonedrone]

Holler!!

[@DivineDharma7]

Salute.

[@tambob82]

Lookin' forward to this one bebe!

[@eagillum]

Oof hold onto that marriage, girl.

[@d.t.6072]

This is a comedian that I've never heard of but she was hilarious. 🤣