Commenting on Porn Videos - Emma Willmann - Stand-Up Featuring

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@Polemicist_
@Polemicist_ 2 жыл бұрын
THAT LAST JOKE THOUGH: "...would you rather a woman so butch she looks like she builds the closets other gay people have to come out of." BRO! That is the best comedy one liner I've heard in years!
@lexirodriguez1098
@lexirodriguez1098 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@テイラーサム
@テイラーサム 2 жыл бұрын
Then you should listen to some better comics...
@northhallbabe13
@northhallbabe13 2 жыл бұрын
I KNOWWWW
@roachkid2818
@roachkid2818 2 жыл бұрын
A real master of the MIND
@socalpsych
@socalpsych 2 жыл бұрын
That's totally a Louis CK inspired joke. I mean that in the best way.
@MissMeistil
@MissMeistil 2 жыл бұрын
"Well Steve that's f*cking gay!" pure gold
@sharonschiebold4979
@sharonschiebold4979 2 жыл бұрын
Emma is so funny and clever! “She looks like she built the closet that other people come out of”, just brilliant. More Emma please! 😍😂🤣
@davecirius4113
@davecirius4113 2 жыл бұрын
That line killed me!
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@jacksparrow9227
@jacksparrow9227 2 жыл бұрын
She has the haircut
@GTAHomeGuy
@GTAHomeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
That joke was NOT even close to funny! What is past hilarious???
@anactualalpaca7016
@anactualalpaca7016 11 ай бұрын
line made me spit pepsi all over my lap
@TheSweetestCocoa
@TheSweetestCocoa 2 жыл бұрын
"There's me too and there's not me" 🤣🤣🤣
@TheLegendofphantom
@TheLegendofphantom 2 жыл бұрын
This was awesome! Great jokes, good pacing, solid delivery, can't wait to see more of her comedy!
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate it!
@midnightisnice
@midnightisnice 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up chris
@augusts1
@augusts1 2 жыл бұрын
Do a search w/her name here on youtube & you'll find more by her.
@TheLegendofphantom
@TheLegendofphantom 2 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Santiago lol you doin okay nick?
@midnightisnice
@midnightisnice 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLegendofphantom 🙄 I’m fine I suppose. You Gucci?
@linaride
@linaride 2 жыл бұрын
This woman is a goddamn hero. I both read and appreciate porn comments that save me time. XD
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 жыл бұрын
big damn hero
@redloopy
@redloopy 2 жыл бұрын
Good to see pete's transition going well
@sunnysoto1084
@sunnysoto1084 2 жыл бұрын
Solid
@andrewhogan6533
@andrewhogan6533 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, thought the same thing
@gibbyrockerhunter
@gibbyrockerhunter 2 жыл бұрын
I wish he saw this
@andrewhogan6533
@andrewhogan6533 2 жыл бұрын
@@gibbyrockerhunter you mean she
@gibbyrockerhunter
@gibbyrockerhunter 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewhogan6533 sorry. I guess the news about Pete didn’t fully sink in yet.
@waiyi9
@waiyi9 2 жыл бұрын
"because I self-actualize with the guy" 😂😂😂
@a.i5785
@a.i5785 2 жыл бұрын
really appreciate her hardwork. Always judge how good a porn is by the comments. So this lady and others like her out there are heroes.
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied 2 жыл бұрын
"This is great but now I am fucking dead."
@elizabethbradley436
@elizabethbradley436 2 жыл бұрын
Vw
@kimimoons
@kimimoons 2 жыл бұрын
I'm inspired to start making comments on porn too now. Gotta help the community!
@pcbangbros8350
@pcbangbros8350 2 жыл бұрын
If you go into the porn comments and it's all about what the best LoL build is for a certain character you know you found the right video.
@ethicalcheeze1407
@ethicalcheeze1407 2 жыл бұрын
@@pcbangbros8350 spittin' faxx
@dillonthevillon3719
@dillonthevillon3719 2 жыл бұрын
That last line got me 💀 she’s a good comedian
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!
@hernalexito
@hernalexito 8 ай бұрын
@@EmmaWillmannComedyyou’re so adhd replying to most of these comments
@voodoosleeper
@voodoosleeper 2 жыл бұрын
She needs a whole special, she makes me laugh so hard.
@immasurvivor
@immasurvivor 2 жыл бұрын
Having a great eight minute set does not mean a comic is ready for that. We fans gotta stop begging for specials from everyone, we are fucking them over, when they can do one and do it right, they'll make one.
@welpiguess
@welpiguess 2 жыл бұрын
@@immasurvivor right, shes great and all but there's still time for that
@pickledparsleyparty
@pickledparsleyparty 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first I've heard of her and I'm laughing my ass off. She and Louis in the same night must have been a fucking awesome show. Like watching Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005.
@voodoosleeper
@voodoosleeper 2 жыл бұрын
@@pickledparsleyparty It's a wild coincidence you would say that in a reply to me specifically, because I also saw Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005 🤯 What are the chances of that, on a random comment thread on a video about something completely unrelated. Weird.
@pickledparsleyparty
@pickledparsleyparty 2 жыл бұрын
@@voodoosleeper I wonder if we'd learn that metal fans and Emma Willmann fans overlap a lot. It is a crazy coincidence here, though :)
@DocReeg
@DocReeg 2 жыл бұрын
That last joke shook me as a straight man. And I CAN'T UNHEAR IT! Thanks a lot, Emma. Now I'm gonna go watch some more of your jokes and try not to have an existential crisis, because you're awesome...
@myboatforacar
@myboatforacar 11 ай бұрын
You do you! Labels are inherently approximative! That said, I would go for the butch woman, 1000% 😂
@sainttheresetaylor2054
@sainttheresetaylor2054 4 ай бұрын
​@@myboatforacar why? a lot of straight women would rather go for a butch woman so I'm curious
@TakaComics
@TakaComics 2 жыл бұрын
“She looks like she builds the closets other gay people come out of” Ok THAT is a funny gay joke 🤣
@fabled.
@fabled. 2 жыл бұрын
Steve never had a chance 🤣
@starshaped73
@starshaped73 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this comedy because it’s very verbal 🤣
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I try I try
@trebor5
@trebor5 2 жыл бұрын
This set is polished and 10 minutes that can hang with ANYONE 💯
@thugvida
@thugvida 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I love hearing new jokes
@malenotyalc
@malenotyalc 2 жыл бұрын
So does Carlos Mencia...
@tehBrymann
@tehBrymann 2 жыл бұрын
Solid set! (Insert pronoun)'s good!
@jahfaricoumarbatch3947
@jahfaricoumarbatch3947 2 жыл бұрын
fr fr XD had me rolling
@Imperatorius45
@Imperatorius45 2 жыл бұрын
She is good
@WhatWhy42
@WhatWhy42 2 жыл бұрын
It
@bobbydetter332
@bobbydetter332 2 жыл бұрын
Top tier comment
@blackdynamite5016
@blackdynamite5016 2 жыл бұрын
Girl Pete Davidson was great!
@BigGahmBoss
@BigGahmBoss 2 жыл бұрын
Please post more of her stand up. She's hilarious
@reggietemple6186
@reggietemple6186 2 жыл бұрын
putting a vote in id like some more as well
@ohnotagain851
@ohnotagain851 2 жыл бұрын
She's good. Been a long time since I saw someone with so much potential. Wish she goes big. She seems like she's on something. But her timing is gold. Stellar delivery.
@mmrw
@mmrw 2 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest standup set I’ve seen in a long long time
@malehlohonolo8463
@malehlohonolo8463 2 жыл бұрын
"..and then there's Not Me"😂😂🤣
@misterpalmer
@misterpalmer 2 жыл бұрын
Aw man! That was good stuff! I was engaged and grinning (or laughing) the whole time. I'd love to see more of Emma! 🙌🏿😄
@Boswell1
@Boswell1 2 жыл бұрын
Emma is hilarious. I can't believe I've never heard of her before last month.
@ColonelBanana
@ColonelBanana 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t just cut me off right at the end like that. Tf yo. I was mid cackling.
@akalawada
@akalawada 2 жыл бұрын
The closer made me choke LMAO
@thedemigodking_2107
@thedemigodking_2107 2 жыл бұрын
"Well Steve that's fucking gay" That took me out lmao
@mumandubula1788
@mumandubula1788 2 жыл бұрын
She's super funny, I need more of this
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
💖💖
@Civilmonkey1
@Civilmonkey1 2 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining, skillfully crafted material. You can see the passion for comedy
@kellieanguiano3796
@kellieanguiano3796 2 жыл бұрын
She’s great! Really enjoy her humor. Would love to see more of her standup.
@fabioalvesshow
@fabioalvesshow 9 ай бұрын
"Whoa Steve, that's fucking gay" 😂
@wewereneversane9833
@wewereneversane9833 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually an awesome set. LoL's were consistent, I like this one.
@Assassinkid23
@Assassinkid23 2 жыл бұрын
"What I realized Steve, that's fucking gay"😂😂
@heathervolny
@heathervolny 2 жыл бұрын
Obsessed with Emma!!! Hilarious!! Needs an entire comedy special
@Redhead77
@Redhead77 Жыл бұрын
Definitely an underrated comic! Can't wait to see her flourish!
@ChaosMechanica
@ChaosMechanica 2 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying her. Totally want to see more
@xdmztryvsvedine2773
@xdmztryvsvedine2773 2 жыл бұрын
I love that I just came from the sneak peek of Louis’ new special. And here I have a new comic I’ve never seen, telling a LCK story lol
@stadiomustafa1265
@stadiomustafa1265 2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion absolutely hilarious !! Someone commented that she should get her own special, i totally agree !! Making a note to remember her name and hopefully we will see a lot more of her !!💪👌👍❤
@katiechafin8391
@katiechafin8391 2 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@galaxylucia1898
@galaxylucia1898 2 жыл бұрын
I almost didn’t click on this but I’m so glad I did cuz Emma delivered the goods! I hope she/they blow all the way up and get a special because she had me cry-laughing for 8 min😂😂😂😂
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 2 жыл бұрын
They? I only saw one person.
@rileyrichlen2862
@rileyrichlen2862 2 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 shut up
@reut0094
@reut0094 2 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 they has been correct singular grammar forever, this is not a new thing with the pronoun movement.
@rolandomota7771
@rolandomota7771 2 жыл бұрын
i saw the title and knew it had to be good and it exceeded my expectations
@rascalflattsfanpage
@rascalflattsfanpage 2 жыл бұрын
these jokes are KILLER im glad shes doing well post pandemic
@bridgetrodriguez8258
@bridgetrodriguez8258 2 жыл бұрын
Emma is hilarious!! This was so funny and anytime I see or hear her perform, she makes me laugh.
@JazzyB9481
@JazzyB9481 2 жыл бұрын
"There's 'me too' and then there's 'not me'" 💀💀💀
@KnifesIOS
@KnifesIOS 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I gave it a chance
@PrideSage99
@PrideSage99 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I need way more of Emma's comedy in my life 😂 this set was fucking great.
@raichuraichu7632
@raichuraichu7632 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh she had me rolling throughout the whole joint hahaha 😂 she's got a funny ass vibe
@TheCCBloom
@TheCCBloom 2 жыл бұрын
Great delivery and mannerisms and Funny! 👏👏😂
@sylviasnow1768
@sylviasnow1768 2 жыл бұрын
This is a solid set and feels fresh excited to see more
@rebeccar685
@rebeccar685 2 жыл бұрын
6:05 really got me rolling 🤣 Cause yes we've all seen this play out at least once. so funny
@benvanderkinter2204
@benvanderkinter2204 2 жыл бұрын
Fracking! I laughed so hard I was in tears lol. Great joke!
@sheilapeek5700
@sheilapeek5700 2 жыл бұрын
Emma is so funny and likeable! She needs to be on TV again.
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Hey girl hey! Thank you Sheila!
@margaritaiov330
@margaritaiov330 2 жыл бұрын
laughing out loud alone in bed kind of funny. loved it!
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
@ctag45
@ctag45 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best new comedians I’ve seen. Something for everybody
@blackhd92
@blackhd92 2 жыл бұрын
you should get out more...
@alien-rat
@alien-rat 2 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch a comedy/Netflix special starring this chick she is hilarious!
@Ghost-wm1db
@Ghost-wm1db 2 жыл бұрын
I love Emma! Noone deserves a Netflix special more ❤❤❤
@thisismyrealname2860
@thisismyrealname2860 Жыл бұрын
Wow that whole thing flowed really well, funny stuff and well put together
@CoolHandLou420
@CoolHandLou420 2 жыл бұрын
Great set,looking forward to a lot more from her.
@nanceemoes7815
@nanceemoes7815 2 жыл бұрын
"The other day I confused fracking and sharting" 😂
@anniesob7174
@anniesob7174 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome set! So good!
@gustavnilsson14
@gustavnilsson14 2 жыл бұрын
Short but so damn good Been looking at alot of the new features on CC lately but Emma hits the hardest by far! =)
@FireTeamEnt
@FireTeamEnt 2 жыл бұрын
That’s how you end a set. 😂 I don’t know if that really was the end or just where they decided to stop the video, but that was perfect.
@JohnHudert1
@JohnHudert1 2 жыл бұрын
“You have NO IDEA!” Oh, Emma, you may have saved that marriage!! Keep up the good work! ...so brave.
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for recognizing my service!!!
@schwindsichtigaderechte5293
@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, only knew her from CXGF, Crashing and The Good Fight, where she doesn't really have time to shine. She is hilarious! It's been a while since I've last stumbled upon such a real down-to-the-bone-funny comedian. I can't wait to see more of her.
@isabellablau_2
@isabellablau_2 Жыл бұрын
Just saw her live last night at a show in LA -- now I am looking up all her stuff!
@edjecollins4141
@edjecollins4141 2 жыл бұрын
That last "Would you rather" question is a really difficult one for me. They are both a fantasy of mine.
@methyod
@methyod 2 жыл бұрын
based
@yerrrrrrrr4567
@yerrrrrrrr4567 2 жыл бұрын
incredibly based
@meyeehaw608
@meyeehaw608 2 жыл бұрын
I need the whole set!
@sithlorddread8721
@sithlorddread8721 2 жыл бұрын
The last punchline got me good
@anthonybravo7079
@anthonybravo7079 2 жыл бұрын
She's like the funnier version of ellen
@killerblingxbl
@killerblingxbl 2 жыл бұрын
She’s the comedian Hollywood PRETENDS Ellen is.
@pooyanmanoochehry2629
@pooyanmanoochehry2629 2 жыл бұрын
And she gets extra points for not doing a lame dance for no reason.
@khrashingphantom9632
@khrashingphantom9632 2 жыл бұрын
So young Ellen? Lol.
@jasminehouston-burns1691
@jasminehouston-burns1691 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's fine. She'll be hated by the time she becomes so famous that everyone just assumes she's awful.
@khrashingphantom9632
@khrashingphantom9632 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasminehouston-burns1691 Agreed. There seems to be a direct correlation between how much people HATE!!!!!!!! a person and how successful/famous they are.
@jeffreyevans9431
@jeffreyevans9431 2 жыл бұрын
...and another 10 for that dismount .
@carolinamackay9004
@carolinamackay9004 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! This is great!
@theadamblock
@theadamblock 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know she did stand up. Awesome!
@KyleExplosion
@KyleExplosion 2 жыл бұрын
The crowds reaction when she mention Louie tells me all I need to know.
@kassiogles5577
@kassiogles5577 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for that Emma special
@billyblackattacks
@billyblackattacks 2 жыл бұрын
First time seeing her. She had me rolling
@gabrielplourde6791
@gabrielplourde6791 2 жыл бұрын
That ending! Chick is a boss
@inflamesfan03091993
@inflamesfan03091993 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, that was great, never heard of her before. Gotta check out more!
@studogable
@studogable 2 жыл бұрын
She needs a Netflix special NOW
@zivlang5049
@zivlang5049 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a funny comedy central clip!
@branden3102
@branden3102 2 жыл бұрын
The ending is so perfect! "Well Steve...." Magnitudes funnier than most, love what your doing.
@mikecole1664
@mikecole1664 2 жыл бұрын
She’s funny. Stamp of approval 👏
@hildawg16
@hildawg16 2 жыл бұрын
Emma is the BEST.
@kwatts7420
@kwatts7420 2 жыл бұрын
You had me at fracking ☠️
@aristeraaristera
@aristeraaristera 2 жыл бұрын
I want to press the like button repeatedly for this one!
@jakemertz2660
@jakemertz2660 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I didn’t want it to end, absolutely killer 😂😂
@samarabolling8418
@samarabolling8418 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣 please give us more Emma
@NoPastNoFate
@NoPastNoFate 2 жыл бұрын
Usually I end up thinking “KZbin, you don’t get me at all” when I watch videos from the suggestion feed…but today KZbin nailed it. Watching Emma was like waking up with a thoughtful gift from someone that knows you like no one else. She is my new favorite comic.
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
This is so nice. Thank you!
@neilseletlowhisler2522
@neilseletlowhisler2522 2 жыл бұрын
WHEEZING at "hey guy's, umm..." The timing
@h0rriphic
@h0rriphic 2 жыл бұрын
I’m furious I just found out about this comic, today. She is soooo funny wtf
@creekdavis6726
@creekdavis6726 Жыл бұрын
that cut off😂😭😭
@toridiaz8375
@toridiaz8375 2 жыл бұрын
What has to happen so I can get more of this POV? I want to see more!
@Twigglesnix
@Twigglesnix 2 жыл бұрын
Just found you by accident, outstanding work! Will check out your other stuff.
@JuaniqueVerde
@JuaniqueVerde 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Fracking vs sharting had me ROLLIN!! What are they eating down there in Argentina?! 😂 😂 and leaving comments on porn vids?! Lmaooooo!!
@danal1366
@danal1366 2 жыл бұрын
Love her! This is better then most of the people comedy central gives hours too 🤣🤦‍♂️
@topgurl9313
@topgurl9313 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard her 'Not Me' joke several times but I still laugh hysterically
@c.j.6115
@c.j.6115 11 ай бұрын
Not sure if you will ever see this,but you are absolutely hilarious Emma
@ShuroP
@ShuroP 2 жыл бұрын
The end frkn killed me, PUahhahah
@redukos
@redukos 2 жыл бұрын
It's 5 A.M, I can't sleep, I stumbled upon her, I never was so happy to be insomniac My god she's hilarious, I love this woman !
@mikejettusa
@mikejettusa Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂. Can't wait to see more
@stephaniegreenbass9076
@stephaniegreenbass9076 2 жыл бұрын
HYSTERICAL! Can’t believe how loud I was laughing! She’s the best! Must see more!
@andrewsolway3542
@andrewsolway3542 2 жыл бұрын
this literally was one of the funniest things I've seen in so long. like classic.
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 2 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@wampeterstales1965
@wampeterstales1965 2 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh! Funny! Talent! Thanks!
@joy.limon_
@joy.limon_ 2 жыл бұрын
She's got skills. Can't wait to see more!
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