Dog Owners Are the Worst - Charles Gould

[@haley7571]

As a vet tech I agree. The dogs at my work get treated with more respect than the technicians that’s for damn sure.

[@emmawieson2121]

When a woman (me) gets served a lawsuit for the death of a dog when she’s lying in a hospital bed in a medically induced coma after being mauled by a pit bull who had to be shot by police so his jaw could be broken so I could be pulled out of his mouth, you KNOW we’re treating these CREATURES too fucking well.

[@user-me3ge8de4o]

I'm so sorry that happened to you ❤️ also, agreed.

[@emmawieson2121]

@@user-me3ge8de4o Thank you ❤️

[@yearginclarke]

Wow that's unbelievable. These disgusting creatures get better treatment than humans in many cases. I just don't get it. I find everything about dogs to be disgusting, revolting, and *_highly_* irritating. And in cases like yours, extremely DANGEROUS.

[@emmawieson2121]

@@yearginclarke Amen

[@deathrager2404]

@@emmawieson2121 all dogs need to get killed. there litterally is no purpose of having a dog.

[@ScrotumWizard]

Dog owners act like their dogs are the most innocent creatures that could do no wrong.

[@ajakakakak]

I mean many dogs do just keep to themselves and don’t do much wrong. Unless they’re trained to be aggressive and hunt ect I don’t see many dogs doing such horrible things since they’ve been domesticated

[@caniform-craze2080]

​@@ajakakakakyou can't see it because you haven't seen any bad dogs

[@ajakakakak]

@@caniform-craze2080 i definitely have. My little dog was attacked by two big dogs who had been trained to catch squirrels. But thankfully she came out alright. She herself got scared of other big dogs after that, and I was wary too. But I don’t have a hatred for dogs bc of it

[@RahmatrianZ]

​@@ajakakakakbut we should stop this nonsense about all dog are nice and innocent lol most big dogs are infact bullies and mean/aggressive

[@ajakakakak]

@@RahmatrianZ I certainly wouldn’t say that. If you don’t like dogs that ok but just saying “most are mean and aggressive” is a huge generalization

[@marckid93]

And the fact these folks love their dogs more than their own children too….smh.

[@ajakakakak]

Absolutely nobody loves their dog more than their kids

[@StephanieThompson-hr6mv]

Yes they do love them things more than there on kids I've seen it first hand

[@ajakakakak]

@@StephanieThompson-hr6mv it can seem that way for a few people. My dad was an alcoholic who had a hard time showing affection but he loved our dog so much, because she didn’t call him out or yell at him, just cuddled him and kissed him. But it wasn’t that he loved the dog more than me, it was that the dog to him the only one who gave love unconditionally no matter what. Something, due to all his screwups, was not used too

[@ctrl_altesc]

@@ajakakakak Not to speak ill of your father but... your story just increasingly confirms my suspicion that dog lovers are maladjusted people with incredibly anti-social tendencies.

[@dorino9057]

@@ajakakakak they do they blame the child when the dog attacks and gets mauled by a dog

[@bighomieJ5X]

I totally agree ,pets are not children "dog mom" calm down .

[@geoffcooper6963]

Dogs are vermin mutant

[@x.kenna.benna.x]

“If you can have sex in front of it, it’s not a child” -I don’t remember who said it

[@UnKnownn2520]

@Kenna Benna you just hit a nerve with me. I had an ex who got a dog and always wanted it around even when we had sex. I thought i wanted to marry this woman at one time. But after she got a dog it became unbearable to be around her.

[@DarkBirgon]

WRONG! Family isn't about biology anymore you old coot! Pets ARE Family and better then children. Friends can also be regarded as family. Get with the times! As a pet pet parent I recognize that pets have no business sharing a bed with me and my partner, don't need to be with me all the time, and that my partner is more important then my pet. Then again I parent a pigeon and not a dog. I don't have the judgment clouding, overly clingy and cringey obsession that dog parents do.

[@ytplol8446]

@@UnKnownn2520 Already big flag, check your health dude, best of wishes..

[@travershipkiss]

As a vegetarian, you can imagine how much it kills me to hear people say, “I love animals”. NO YOU DON’T!! YOU JUST LIKE YOUR DOG!!

[@ajakakakak]

@@beautifulllstarspretty sure humans do most of the damage to the environment

[@ajakakakak]

@@beautifulllstars who said otherwise? We’re talking about damage to the environment. We are the ones most responsible for the environment collapsing. We should clean up our act before we pretend other species are the real problem

[@heinzelmadchen7896]

Then why aren't you vegan?

[@soulivan827]

Love how you all think we are more damaging to life than the earth itself. The earth/nature has claimed over 99% of species in history. The earth has gone through many ups and downs with climate. Life has adapted as such. We are not above the earth, yet we think our species is as powerful as the planet itself lmao. Not even a fraction.

[@owlsrawesome]

You need to watch “Dairy is Scary”

[@goxyeagle8446]

One thing straight: keep your beloved dog on the leash or otherwise you gonna cry once I use spray, taser or something worse!

[@yearginclarke]

Baseball bat...for the owner and the dog.

[@DistantDreamer892]

@@yearginclarke Ak47 would be a good option

[@yearginclarke]

@@DistantDreamer892 Yes it would

[@indieaj7]

Step in to a dog groomers shoes and you'll hate every dog owner. They are to entitled!!! This is spot on.

[@gecko2738]

@shawnbrink7998 yeah I think dog owners suck

[@davec3651]

​@Shawn Brink Excellent analysis of this situation. 🤝

[@SlugSage]

@Onthebrink5She ain’t got a problem with the dogs (probably should) she has a problem with dog owners.

[@justarandomfan2421]

Not every dog owner is entitled

[@davec3651]

@@SlugSage That's exactly what was being pointed out. She only cares about being around dogs on the job, would rather not deal with people. Which makes her just a typical dog nutter who puts dogs on a pedestal and generally cannot deal with or appreciate human beings. This is basically a social disorder.

[@blqr3138]

Dog owners are the worst... something strange about them and how they yank their dogs around picking up crap all day

[@ileanamuntean7338]

....and talking about their dog all the time, showing you pics, etc.

[@blqr3138]

@@ileanamuntean7338 or homeless people with dogs

[@ileanamuntean7338]

@@blqr3138 They use dogs as begging props, they want to appeal to misanthropic but sentimental hags.

[@djfearross4144]

They only pick up if someone is looking.

[@leigh-anneisthebestinlittl7575]

Dogs get TOO much praise

[@ileanamuntean7338]

The Disneyfication of society.

[@keinmyster8549]

@@ileanamuntean7338 y’all lost in life?

[@ileanamuntean7338]

@@keinmyster8549 No, that's why we don't need a mutt.

[@UnKnownn2520]

Yes......finally..someone that gets it

[@SirStoneman332]

Kitty review

[@BrianMillsSkills]

I used to love dogs until I lived with one. They are disgusting, dumb and untrustworthy. Dogs don't have unconditional "love" they don't feel love, they just like food and those who feed them.

[@teanmace]

Someone who makes sense.

[@advikaladkat4453]

​@@teanmaceyeah happened with me ughhhh

[@juansebastiancatacutan]

Yes sir

[@ajakakakak]

Your proof?

[@BtoolsDude]

​@@ajakakakakTf you mean their proof it's their personal experience they ain't making a video just because of you

[@fullsoul5850]

Dogs are the ultimate SIMP animal. Dogs are for people who had a bad relationship with their parents or never had a good romantic life💯

[@OGFlowerArt]

I don't like dogs and don't like my parents

[@fullsoul5850]

@@OGFlowerArt you’re cool af then😎

[@Jojotaro3778]

Why 99% of dog haters are incels?

[@alphamaledude]

@@Jojotaro3778 yea can you prove that, no because you made it up, defending mutants instead of fellow humans

[@Jojotaro3778]

@@alphamaledude What mutants am I defending, dear incel dog hater?

[@kristinaa9476]

Dogs are disgusting to have in your home. A home should be a clean sanctuary, most dog owners have no clue or don’t even care about the unsightly feces and dog saliva all over their homes and in their food.

[@ileanamuntean7338]

....don't forget the dander and the anal fluid.

[@dfabulous]

truth. the way my roommate is unbothered by dog hair in food or food spaces is just nasty 🤢

[@elijahwilson1422]

You are mistaking us for Cat owners that don't clean the litter box near often enough and have Toxoplasmosis nesting in their Brains

[@sherrie553]

Dog nutter

[@sarahscroggins2793]

You have sepsis nesting in your brain from dog. A woman lost all her limbs to a dog lick, look it up. No one has never lost a limb to a cat infection.

[@englishsteel-nz6im]

I do not like dogs at all. I find them to be obnoxious needy animals that have to be trained extensively to be suitable to be in society and have to be given an assortment of meds and shots to not spread diseases or have immense health issues. I don't like their food obsessed nature, invasive demeanors and general set of traits and I don't think they're suitable pets for the vast majority who own them--- they are for some, who have the know how on how to train them and the space, but not for your average working city dweller. Now, I don't mind that other people like dogs or own them responsibly, but yes we've gone way too far and it's become a sickness. Certain breeds as well should be outright banned like pit bulls and anything aggressive and dangerous by demeanor that require extensive training that most people are incapable of. Additionally, the amount of dog waste from an excessive amount of dogs in existence to feed this dog culture we have is an environmental problem by matter of fact. Nothing I just stated should be offensive to anyone, but the dog lovers would find it offensive--- all the while feeling it's fine to bash my preferred form of pet-- the cat. Double standards. But this is to be expected for people who want a needy, wholly dependent animal that acts super excited to see you(truly excited just for food of course and potential for food reward)to feel the acceptance they don't get from other humans.

[@yearginclarke]

I agree 100% about dogs. Not really a cat person either, but they aren't anywhere near as bad as what dogs have evolved into. Dog waste pollution is a HUGE problem I don't see being addressed. They're allowed to leave their wastes pretty much wherever, but then at the same time it's basic common sense why humans can't do the same thing. We collect and treat our waste, we don't just relieve ourselves wherever we want outside. (unless you're homeless in San Francisco) It's very easy to understand this problem when one views it like that. This literal crap doesn't need to be draining into our runoff waters and contaminating walking trails, sidewalks, parking lots and residential areas. This is elementary common sense stuff that we should have learned a long time ago.

[@GigaSigmaChadOmega]

@@yearginclarke cats are just as worse as dogs. they carry disease and destroy other native species in environments.

[@yearginclarke]

@@GigaSigmaChadOmega I'm not really a cat person either. I have to deal with stray cats crapping in my yard all the time.

[@larshofler8298]

💯

[@moumitadutta6102]

You are so articulate and worded it so well. Don't think I could've said it in a better way. Thank you.

[@Gojiraon]

I agree also cats get way too much violent hatred. Look at Tom and jerry, and other cat media. You see a good amount of the cat characters either portrayed as narcissistic fuckwads or they’re tortured (Tom and jerry being a good example of this) in all “dog vs cat” movies the DOGS are always the heroes.

[@panchoriveraiii6374]

Fr bro finaly someone who understands

[@Misanthropic_hellhound]

Even in cats vs dogs 2 cats still get portrayed badly.

[@jascam1]

Americans have truly lost freaking minds. While speaking about their Dogs I recently heard a lady ask another if her baby had any brothers or sisters at home. Pitiful

[@ltahoe9257]

I thought it was just me realizing this.

[@iamaboy163]

I don't hate animals but i just don't like it when people start treating them like humans

[@joandarc441]

It's too late

[@ileanamuntean7338]

Animals are in nature or farms not your living room and bed.

[@ajakakakak]

@@ileanamuntean7338centuries of domestication, now they do

[@BtoolsDude]

​@@ajakakakakand it fucking sucks

[@BtoolsDude]

​@@ajakakakakquit going to every comment triying to critique people's opinion why are you even here if you come to a video about hating dogs your gonna see people on the comments hating on dogs I don't understand why your so entitled to triying to make other opinions wrong get a life

[@Rocanala]

“It’s just a baby [puppy]!” No! If you leave it alone outside, it will eat its own crap and survive.

[@ajakakakak]

Some dogs that have been trained to do so can, but if they’re not trained to do so they most likely can’t

[@AK-jt7kh]

Thank god we’re finally getting to a point where we can make fun of the insanity that is dog people. Specifically it’s the Karens of the dog owning community.

[@brandonhaygood6824]

Yeah they are nuts

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

It's the narcissists who own animal slaves

[@g.h.7661]

@@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 this is true. Cats are at least actual pets. We feed them because they’re cute. We don’t expect anything beyond that. We don’t make them do crap, we don’t even force them to stay in the house.

[@elijahwilson1422]

@@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 specific types of dogs were bred for specific tasks amd traits. Thank you for verifying you know nothing about them

[@valentina3300]

​@@elijahwilson1422dogs had their purpose many many years ago. Apart from real service dogs, now most of them are just status symbols. Nothing more. And yeah, most dog owners are delusional.

[@jacquesthebeux7212]

Dogs are disgusting! I REFUSE to date women who own them

[@lipipragyadevi]

Same

[@evognayr]

When I see a girl with a dog, I consider her taken. I'm not looking to date a dog.

[@bipolar-tiger]

Well, we can clearly know who is downvoting this clip.

[@garrettsworrldd]

The puerto ricans?

[@lyrilmtv2428]

The tension in the room is craazy he really had to bring up war atrocities to break it

[@ctrl_altesc]

People can speak more freely about war atrocities and be assured that others would be less uncomfortable than if you were to speak ill of dogs.. Really pathetic society we live in.

[@bayek9869]

Ikr I caught that.

[@FiveGunsWest]

I lived in Berkeley where the City Council voted to spend 50k to put in a dog run in a local park. They screwed up the sprinkler system for the entire park, had to tear up the dog park and redo it. 357 thousand dollars later it was done. Then they did 3 more parks with similar results.

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

Best friends forever laundering money through city planning

[@larshofler8298]

@@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 It legit sounds like money laundering... That city council is corrupt as heck

[@ytplol8446]

Smooth-brains, hope you sue those doodoodumpster parks for every penny they worth!

[@SOS-ct9mv]

In ,SF it's way worse, more dogs than kids and NO outdoor space and tech entitlement they can't function without their dog by their side and think everyone likes their dog?!

[@ronnie8271]

All the dog lovers in the comments doin nothing but making themselves look bad 😂 I wouldn’t want to hangout with none of y’all rather hangout with a bunch of chicken

[@keiraalexander455]

Dog owners just get offended by anything that isn’t about dogs or that hates dogs 🙄

[@Hari-wt2ge]

And cat people still acting like creeps.

[@Hari-wt2ge]

@@keiraalexander455 Like cat owners

[@saiprimal98]

I also find it funny how most other dog lovers like to shift the attention to cat lovers. I can't stand cat lovers anymore than I do other dog lovers but what do cat lovers have to do with this video? Like how y'all got cat lovers living in y'all heads rent free this badly?

[@Hari-wt2ge]

@@saiprimal98 Let's be realistic, most people complaining about dogs are cat nutters and they act the same when you say you don't like cats but the whole world need to know how they hate dogs. 🙄🙄🙄

[@EmilyGloeggler7984]

Wow! Someone actually is honest enough to call this hateful hypocrisy out! The audience may laugh, but it’s true. Well done! Notice also most animal lovers also hate people who don’t agree with them. God’s going to have some sobering words for them especially after they die.

[@anildolase2498]

Bruh I even started hating dogs more than owner due to their ridiculous simp behaviour towards dog ...

[@Rkisosondi]

Dog people are the main reason why I don’t like dogs

[@horsepowermultimedia]

I can absolutely relate.

[@howdidigethere5518]

Same

[@Yzzami]

Sameeee

[@ileanamuntean7338]

We are definitely treating dog-owners too well.

[@larshofler8298]

We let them takeover every public space and even restaurants and clinics. This has to stop. The sheer amount of dog feces and piss that we have to deal with everyday is unacceptable, and a huge public health and environmental issue.

[@ileanamuntean7338]

@@larshofler8298 A dog pollutes more than two cars, mainly through the production of its food for which other animals are intensively farmed and killed, there is plenty of research for this. They also damage wildlife., gardens and parks. They are man-made mutants and, in the vast majority of cases, there is no reason for them to exist other then virtue-signalling, status, etc of karens of both genders.

[@larshofler8298]

@@ileanamuntean7338 Yeah, valid points. "Animal lovers" sure have no problem keeping their dogs on a diet that requires killing thousands of animals. It is also a form of food waste, we produce a surplus in food meanwhile millions of people die of hunger each year, yet we waste our food surplus on dogs. It's really wrong if you think about it

[@ileanamuntean7338]

@@larshofler8298 Totally, only because dog lovers want to live in a fantasy Disney-induced la la land, where a dog is a best friend, loyal, loving, etc. The dog is a pack animal and, in the absence of a pack of dogs, does certain things to its human owner. It's not just food, it's doctors, medication, love, parental energy, money and time. I live in Alicante, most people here live in small flats and many have dogs. The streets are cleaned twice a week with a huge amount of water and chemical products. Greta Thurnberg does not seem to know that this is a great environmental hazard because she has several such mutants herself.

[@larshofler8298]

@@ileanamuntean7338 "Mutants" 😂 Yeah, I agree. It grosses me out when I see them keep saying "man's best friend, loyal, love you unconditionally", or even as blasphemous as claiming God created the dog to be man's best friend. Hell naw. Dogs are just ADHD + ret@rded canines, due to thousands years of domestication and inbreeding.

[@ElGato-in5zo]

My friends cat recently got killed by his newly adopted dog, and he forgave his dog. They didn’t do any thing about the damn dog.

[@neonfroot]

People like to complain about kids getting too much positive treatment but then worship dogs are infallible. The same things that kids do, dogs do as well. Baby dogs are even worse.

[@Sillytingz]

Just now I was hiding in the bathroom for an hour because my boyfriends family big ass dogs were barking at me at the bathroom door and I live with his family too and they didn’t even do anything to stop them. I have a deadly fear of dogs since I was little because I got attacked badly and I told them but they just don’t seem to care, am I too sensitive? 😟

[@MerkabaMM]

You are going to have to be more vocal about that. Or you may have to find someone who shares your feelings about them. There is nothing worse than being uncomfortable and afraid in your own home.

[@KatNL-i1w]

I do have a fear of dogs I bet if it were cats they probably wouldn't care with your presence

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

Dog lovers are the worst, yeah

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

It's just code for 'dog fuckers', which is why they put dogs above people. Makes sense.

[@geoffcooper6963]

Yh always thinking they are superior when in fact they are contaminated and put kids lives at risk

[@kayleemarie1901]

I certainly don’t put any of my animals above people. Not everyone is a dog nutter, some people just like dogs. Nothing wrong with that. Some people also prefer cats or reptiles or other animals. Just don’t force your beliefs and opinions on others

[@elijahwilson1422]

You clearly got dropped really hard on your head while you were a toddler.

[@elijahwilson1422]

@@Molotov_Milkshake nope, that came out of your head and your heart.

[@johnleven8907]

Don't even get me started on vegan dog owners

[@brandonhaygood6824]

Ironically the worst people

[@kevinerb6268]

Yes, people who don’t want to destroy the environment are the worst

[@johnleven8907]

@@kevinerb6268 maybe not the worst, but ignorance goes a long way in destroying the environment.

[@kevinerb6268]

@@johnleven8907 sarcasm my friend

[@victoriasalter1701]

What’s wrong with vegan dog carers? If their dog is healthy (which some vegan dogs are), the dog can sometimes live for 18-25 years, if they are fed a healthy vegan diet. Animals need nutrients, not ingredients. Dogs need protein and other nutrients from meat, not the meat itself. If they can get all the nutrition they need from other sources, they can be fine on a well-researched and well-planned vegan diet. At least the vegan dog carers have the compassion for the other animals and also for dogs, if they adopt them from a rescue/shelter, as many vegans would do. They could have saved that dog’s life! Vegans (including those with dogs) can be very kind-hearted, compassionate and lovely people. Free virtual hug. Please, always remember that you are loved, worthy of love and capable of loving. ❤️ ❤️ ♥️ ♥️ 💜 💜 🤗 🤗 🫂 🫂 🤗 🤗 🫂 🫂 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗

[@bouchetouche]

I hate how dog owners use their dog as an ice breaker to chit chat with strangers. If you do that, and let it off its leash in public, just know everyone around sincerely hates you. It wreaks of desperation and loneliness. Wonder why nobody talks to you 🤔

[@waltonsmith7210]

Whats wrong with being lonely amd desperate?

[@KingofgraceSARA]

​@@waltonsmith7210 Nothing wrong with being lonely but desperate is a problem because then you turn to dogs for intimacy.

[@ni7422]

Dog owners are a weird species

[@tensefan3008]

Just now, i got chased by a dog who is unattended, got chased by it, stumbled and fractured a bone Dogs suck, cats are better Although most cats are egotistic, they arent strong, if you train them as a kitten, or as a teenage, the cat should behave pretty well The same goes for dogs but most dont even train a dog, hence why i got chased by one (I almost fricking died so shut the hell up i couldve died if the dog didnt retreat when i stumbled)

[@tensefan3008]

Nvm i did not fracture a bone, i fractured 2 bones (my hand and my knee)

[@davec3651]

Dogs are pests, menaces, vermin, mutants.

[@candytreat3988]

Well what can you expect in my area those locals puppies are killed but same people buy expensive puppies as way to show there wealth Most of them don't even care about dogs rather see them as show off

[@Playerone1287]

Both dogs and cats are problem, it's just that bc dogs are more in number than cats we are hating on dogs alone

[@KatNL-i1w]

​@ayush20019 dog lovers very much support dogs attacking kittens that's why we're hating on them dogs are just bad

[@DarkBirgon]

When you're partner INSISTS that the dog sleeps in your shared bed instead of on the floor where they belong, they have to take them everywhere they go, and that dogs can do can do no wrong you've got yourself a cringey dog owner.

[@ileanamuntean7338]

They don't belong on the floor either, they belongs outside or nowhere, they are man-made mutants.

[@xxx-sp8fh]

Dog and any animal belong outside not inside your house

[@davec3651]

Agreed, they belong on the ground OUTSIDE, if anywhere on premises. But they really shouldn't even be anywhere on premises.

[@DarkBirgon]

@@AsTheWheelsTurn I got with my partner while he is dogless. I've pushed back hard every time the topic of getting a dog comes up. We are dog free and I intend on keeping it that way.

[@PhilMoskowitz]

Shouldn't even be the house. That's really Western cultural thing, having dogs in the house, on furniture and bedding and especially sleeping with dogs. Non-western cultures keep their dogs outside.

[@kywanwebster2707]

We treat dogs better than humans. 😂!!!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Are you eating worse than kibble, and sleeping on the floor? Are you only allowed to relieve yourself outside or at arbitrary times on the end of a leash? Have you been fixed? If so you need a new girlfriend.

[@melindac3368]

Kywan, that's because most dogs treat us better than other humans! :)

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

@@melindac3368 Also dogs are very obedient, and frequently manipulative people pick them, because some dogs can take a beating, and still love their owners. I'm not saying all dog owners are abusers, just as it is also sometimes a contributing factor.

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

@@imthecoolestguyalive Let's be real though, people who don't own dogs don't abuse them at all. All of the abuse is carried out by the owners.

[@Hari-wt2ge]

@@imthecoolestguyalive I met few cat people are narcissists, they own cats because they think cat people are superior than any other pet owner.

[@MutedNyan]

My blood boils when I see a dog on a stroller

[@Joe_334]

I can't stand the ones that can't keep their dog on a leash, and purposely let them loose on other people.

[@estellebrunt1106]

Ikr? @AddictiveSugar. One day I was out on a walk with my family and pushing my daughter in the stroller. We passed a couple who’re walking with their dog and told their dog nope that’s not a dog in the stroller. I should’ve said nope it’s not. Dogs should not be in strollers anyway. Was funny and sad and the same time how we see more people pushing dogs in strollers or having them in baby wraps. Makes me cringe

[@amberturdcoloringbook1733]

"Trump lost like a dog" 🐶 the only book banned in Florida.

[@MHWM2014]

Finally 🥹🥺found me a village in the comment section. So…how can we have our own dog free town 🤔

[@larshofler8298]

For real

[@Chocolateeepyt]

Righht cause I was getting attacked just for saying “I like dogs, but my bed is off limits”. Weirdos

[@BussdownKing]

They’d try to force their way in with ESA papers

[@malcolmhamilton8706]

Straight up, my daughters can't play outside without big ass stray dogs running around

[@UnKnownn2520]

Dogs are for narcisstic people. Who else would want something that needy to totally depend on them. That's weird.

[@ajakakakak]

If that’s narcissistic, is having a baby also narcissistic. No they’re not the same thing, but both are completely dependent on you. Besides dogs can even be trained to not be dependent

[@UnKnownn2520]

@ajakakakak its always ridiculous take to hear someone compare a mutt to a human child lol...

[@ajakakakak]

@@UnKnownn2520 you literally just said it’s narcissistic to want someone or something to be needy and totally dependent on you. Im pretty sure that is exactly what a child needs

[@KingofgraceSARA]

@@UnKnownn2520 They hate babies, seemingly. Sickos!

[@imemoje2949]

​@@ajakakakakYou're so dumb it hurts.

[@fybdrilltime3166]

Went to stay with my aunt in California and dogs don’t bother me but I like to have boundaries while I’m eating. Well my aunt basically was on the verge of kicking me out because I made a comment to the dog to back up while I’m eating and she lost it lol.

[@KatNL-i1w]

See?An exact example of how mentally ill dog persons are best luck to you bro!

[@romeinthestreets]

lol dog owners care more about their dumb dogs than humans. They seem to be unable to form human relationships. Then you have those guys who say their dog is their best friend. It's so cringy.

[@UnknownDude95]

​@@KatNL-i1w animal lovers are mentally unstable

[@saiprimal98]

Awful lot of triggered dog owners in the comments. I love dogs as much as the next person and even the proud owner of one myself, but come on he's just making harmless jokes. People need to get out of their feelings.

[@wonderwoman1199]

He is right. 👍👍👍👍

[@earth9544]

yes, preach. No more dogs

[@horsepowermultimedia]

If a dog mom's dog dies, that is when the symptoms of Dog Mom Syndrome really show up. The main symptom of Dog Mom Syndrome is an obsession on your dog that eventually leads to dependence. When the dependence on your dog begins, that is when you start going from being a dog owner to being dog-owned.

[@ileanamuntean7338]

They cry for two hours then go buy another one.

[@horsepowermultimedia]

@@ileanamuntean7338 Yeah. Because they are literally reliant on the presence of a dog to live normally.

[@novarsk77]

@@horsepowermultimedia How do they get to that point of being reliant on the dog to live normally ? I am trying to understand my girlfriend who needs her small dog to feel happy, without the dog she is just a different person.

[@yeter22yeter]

leave her, thank me later. or don't but remember to thank then@@novarsk77

[@romeinthestreets]

It's because they have a tough time connecting to humans. I find single people with dogs the oddest of the bunch.@@horsepowermultimedia

[@jameswinslow5955]

Lmao my chickens are allowed to roam free more than my dog.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Yeah, but is your cow dissected in your freezer?

[@jameswinslow5955]

@@Psychol-Snooper no but there's some chicken

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@jameswinslow5955 CANNIBAL!

[@donaldtoonsberry832]

@@Psychol-Snooper Okay, old man.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@donaldtoonsberry832 Odd reply given that I'm rather young, female... and a avian. But... um... okay, unripened kumquat!

[@evognayr]

I was a a park yesterday. A dog pooped and left. A minute later another dog walker comes by, and the second dog was in the first dog's poop. Dog people don't know how gross they are.

[@Snakue]

Dog lovers attack the comment sections of other animals dying.

[@I_also_like_sirens_hehe]

Yeah. I mean, IT'S A DOG, GET OVER IT

[@emmawieson2121]

It’s not like dogs are hard to replace

[@KatNL-i1w]

What this comment mean is that example a BABY cat dying to dogs and crazy mentally ill dog lovers support the dogs

[@Cu-Copper]

These are also the type.of ppl who luagh at other animals being mailed to death but want someone crucified if it was a dog

[@KatNL-i1w]

For real

[@WildAscension]

I hate dogs

[@youforget1000thingsaday]

Dog culture has gotten ridiculous. I'm glad someone had the balls to finally say it mainstream, LMFAO.

[@SOS-ct9mv]

To chill for a group that has so much material to lay into.

[@beachhorse5443]

I am a dog lover but I also don't like being jumped on by other people's dogs. I go to one of my local parks that says to leash your dog, all the owners have their dogs unleashed and let them poop all over the trails. A few times I was walking on the trails and a dog owner's 4 large unleashed dogs come charging at me, barking. I look away and move aside. The owner had the audacity to say "She doesn't want to say hi." Other owners say similar unkind things to me when I am avoiding their large boisterous unleashed dogs. So yes, dog owners are the worst. Poor dogs!

[@charlespickett3274]

A pet as owner I agree, Cats, Bearded dragons, turtles, Tarantula spiders, & Goats make much better pets than damn dogs!

[@KatNL-i1w]

I agree with you

[@leabianchi]

Keep saying that to yourself. If you have a beef with Dogs, the real problem is you. And only you, Karen.

[@CountDookles]

@leabianchi whawmp whawmp

[@gw8430]

Pitbull specifically

[@ctrl_altesc]

Pit bulls and other similar breeds are the most reprehensible, yes, but Dog culture includes ALL DOGS.

[@trisbreezydc2]

Great crowd😂😂

[@ButcherofRagol]

They were giving this man so much more than he deserved with that cringe-worthy execution.

[@trisbreezydc2]

@@ButcherofRagol 😂😂 made it funnier tho haha

[@eirikmurito]

Dog owners are the worst. They expect you to like their dogs even if the dog is barking at you or trying to lick you. "Hes just tries to get to know you" like that makes it any less disgusting..

[@Joe_334]

That, "my baby", commercial, with the lady literally standing next to her son, with her referring to the dog as her baby. Commercial directed by a dog nutter... I am here after seeing the crap on a certain delivery sub reddit.

[@a.t.hustle1583]

Chickens are decent people -Carlin

[@christopherwhitley9923]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK NON STOP, EVERY WHERE YOU GO.

[@khidirkarawitah2539]

I hate dogs please stop bringing them into Walmart:'(

[@Yzzami]

Someone brought their dog into the book store, it hadn’t even been open 4 minutes and there was already poop on the floor

[@khidirkarawitah2539]

@@Yzzami dog people are too comfortable being around animal excrement. I went to this coffee shop and a woman brought in a puppy and literally unfurled a pee-pad right next to her table. Like she fully expected it to piss in the coffee shop :'( These people are so disgusting

[@necurrence1776]

Some people have good hygiene and friends, others have dogs 🤡🐶💩

[@dumbguymoviereview1644]

He has a good point and a good Bernie impression but I think he forgot to write some jokes to make that funny

[@chunkyjasonplays1631]

Yeah dude needed to make it funny

[@KingofgraceSARA]

The truth is enough. It's not funny but sobering.

[@samareshsamanta2863]

Dogs are just over dramatic and their female owners are so irritating

[@MerkabaMM]

Males too

[@tonymcgray9599]

yes, its going a bit too far. upvote

[@2BinNYC]

The unexpected bernie impression at the end 😆

[@heyarnold1484]

I love my dog but i honestly hate the other dog owners i see who put their dogs on a pedestal. It’s annoying af

[@Joe_334]

That's my point, they make normal dog owners look bad. They are the ones that take one bad criticism about dogs, as a personal attack. I was on a sub reddit explaining this weird door mat I saw while delivering, and here comes the zealot getting all personal because I criticized their precious weird aspect about dogs.

[@heyarnold1484]

@@Joe_334 those ‘dog lovers’ who would smash someones car window to save a dog are the same ones who would ignore a homeless person asking for a dollar just moments later

[@Driak22]

Love dogs but dang they treat dogs like luxury. Pampering them a little too much

[@teanmace]

Hate and anger is misplaced. Love is displaced.

[@songoftheblackunicorn666]

I have two ESA chickens a Cross beaked Americana and a Sultan. I don't push my birds in the stroller but I make their food up special for them they have their own toys including two xylophones and two toy guitars on stands. They have moving toy butterfly. They have a spot in the front passenger side where they ride shotgun. They have a playpen. They are better trained than most people's 5 year olds. They have playtime's. And they sleep with me at night. Izzy the cross beak gets beak dremeling every few weeks and Sophia the sultan gets pedicures. I've had dogs, cats, fish, turtles, snakes, a ferret, and two goats, and a couple cockatiels, and a conure parrot but I love my two chickens the best.

[@songoftheblackunicorn666]

@@beautifulllstars why 85 percent of the time these birds have behaved better to me than people have

[@songoftheblackunicorn666]

@@beautifulllstars further more I just got three more flock members and it's going well so four pullets and one cross beaked hen in my bed every night and my cockerel Finnian is protected in his apartment outside every night. And. We are working on our outdoor play area for the winter.

[@bluetmato3225]

Good stuff.

[@rainbomg]

If there are giraffes getting into strollers i _will_ explode

[@krystalbrand1758]

Thank you so much

[@liestheytell]

It’s definitely gone overboard with dog owners.. I don’t think it’s natural to treat dogs like humans. Dogs are dogs and have their OWN set of NATURAL needs and behaviors. To over do it as a dog owner when the dog can’t speak for itself is damn near abusive imo. You’re turning the animal into something that YOU want it to be for YOUR selfish needs. Someone who will love you without talking back. It’s just so twisted, manipulative and delusional to me.

[@I_also_like_sirens_hehe]

When I get my own house, I'm getting 2 cats (and maybe a fox or 2)

[@lingsang_in_the_trees]

*I wouldn't own any canid!* They are just as nasty as their pitiful "domesticated" cousins 😂

[@kyleberry_sr]

dogs are an addiction, break the cycle of abuse today and stop acquiring new dogs.

[@AJGHTV]

Very fantastic wow

[@pedrosantsaver]

They are

[@Ree_DV9]

Hilter clap was funny asf lol like ok that's what u clap for lol

[@AlinaRusakova7]

CAT 🐈 person here 💕😌

[@FREEDOMDEVIN]

Y'all.... Just now figured it out huh...... Blk ppl knew

[@747REDFELLA1]

blk ppl are starting to have that cave man and cave woman mentality they love dogs too..Dogs stink ,they are gross and they act confused..Why in the hell someone want something like that around them ?We been programmed to love them by the system’s media

[@ctrl_altesc]

Dogs were extensively used in controlling slaves, so I mean, that makes total sense.. So to your point, yeah it definitely would take white people longer to catch on lol

[@RosscoFAM]

No lies were told here

[@ChaosMechanica]

This whole bit was a lead up to that so-so impression; but not bad

[@ChaosMechanica]

@L good point. Totally agree

[@anthonypuettmann947]

I always get vaping ads when I go to pull on my juul

[@sunitalymon1925]

My ex boyfriend owned a dog

[@Playerone1287]

Hi Sunita I don't own a dog you can make me your bf

[@fearlesslegend2073]

Too slow and boring but he's right

[@KohiOcha]

DOGS ARE VILE AND SO ARE THEIR OWNERS

[@leabianchi]

Says the boring, unlikeable Cat person.

[@smeekle2000]

People need to train their dogs especially if they're big. There's too many people with dogs that control the handler. Keep the dogs at home, seriously.

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

Mum: go see your dad Me: who me or the dog?

[@KingofgraceSARA]

Sad.

[@ejyounggun08]

I love my dogs but I'm not bougie with them. They get what any dog should, not more. We're not extra in this household.

[@sheilahmercer1637]

Don’t even talk about the chickens 🐓

[@bigmacdog4591]

Is chickens the best example he could use. I've been at multiple chicken farms where the chickens run free and have lots of space. They live good happy lives

[@tempesttube]

Oh, well I guess that makes it OK for the chickens that don’t. Good point.

[@bigmacdog4591]

@@tempesttube exactly. Thank you for agreeing!

[@LordZevv]

@@bigmacdog4591 I can guarantee that the chicken farm you saw is in the minority. Chickens are fucked.

[@lootfrog]

i think his point was that even dogs are treated bad sometimes but thats certainly not the majority. most dogs have owners that adore them, but maybe most chickens are eaten? im not sure if thats what he meant but i get what u mean :)

[@djudjux3936]

From a Guardian article: in the year 2016 alone, 66 billion chickens around the world were slaughtered to be eaten. 66,000,000,000 in one year. So yes, chickens are pretty "fucked".

[@dragonwhip929]

It's a boy.! Wadaya Wana name it...... Bernie !!!!

[@troyDM9330]

I love seeing background characters doing their own thing. Everyone watch Bonding to see this guy get peed on!

[@SC-or2zb]

Sup angry dog person!

[@MrPAULONEAL]

Quite a few presidents owned dogs...

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

And they were all terrible.

[@annabell3385]

They have to. The rescue orgs badger them if they don't. They do it for popularity reasons, too. Biden's idiot rescue kept mauling people and had to be exiled from the White House.

[@yearginclarke]

And...?

[@caseyw.8325]

i do not think the people understood

[@Drawnbois]

dogs are conesiderd as animals but they cant survive in the wild or the city and now people make buildings for dogs to stay in because they cant survive like why cant they just go hunt for themselfs insted of just beinng in someones home pooping everwere

[@ajakakakak]

Many dogs can, it’s all about how you train them

[@ILove_CalicoCats]

I have a dog and she doesn't poop in my house everywhere

[@juanloza6203]

Lmao never been to Mexico where they are in packs

[@augistineaquinas3325]

i love dogs and this guy is funny. hmm, there is such a thing as duality!

[@mattrusingmail]

Was that an impression Beavis and Butt-Head doing an impression of Bernie Sanders

[@benjaminwatt2436]

dogs are annoying