"Come On, Who Cares?" - Chelsea Peretti - Full Special

[@twin_sisterz]

So… nobody was gonna tell me Chelsea Peretti irl is just Gina Linetti getting unhinged on stage ?

[@DjDarkD]

And she doesn't age a day.

[@diegooliveirabenjamin]

Hahhaha “did you cheat on me” is a great punchline 😅

[@notnicenicholas]

Fun fact: She is married to Jordan Peele now!

[@reneafon4449]

yeah, that's him on the tape, lol. They are hilarious together.

[@Yomoshhiink]

Way old 2016 bro

[@markburzenski9783]

I didn't know that racist would marry someone so light skinned

[@xxxPdoublexxx]

Is she? Damn

[@sethharris813]

Damn. I was gonna shoot my shot.

[@Ookmongani]

Chelsea has the best giggle in comedy. That alone makes me giggle too.

[@PatentPending-le6qj]

I wasn't even searching for this, but, Chelsea Peretti delivers the goods, with a solid set. Why doesn't her stand up, come up when searching for women stand up?

[@superdeluxesmell]

Why were you searching for women stand up?

[@mz_editz2024]

​@@superdeluxesmell To listen i guess.

[@galacticemperor8468]

@@superdeluxesmell He just broke up with his paraplegic ex girlfriend and was looking for available singles in his area

[@nannetteprata4571]

Well, he didn’t say “ Mother of God!” That’s a relief 😆

[@neilcoles1780]

Very very funny. I love to think what is going through her brain daily to come up with some of this material😊

[@iricandescence]

Original airdate: January 28, 2011

[@sarahlindsay7767]

I’m glad she said,”hey gorgeous, get home safe”…does creep out women. 😂. The ending was great because that should be highlighted too

[@robindevily9182]

That tape recording sounded like a crime scene

[@jv-lk7bc]

opened w/best response to crowd noise.

[@dingdong4567]

Awesome in 99 and awesome on stage

[@reneafon4449]

That is definitely Jordan Peele on the tape, lol.

[@MrPAULONEAL]

He is her husband...

[@DarkDennis1961]

I doubt it. I think this video is pretty old. I could be wrong

[@turtleburglary1141]

She is drop dead gorgeous to me idc.🥰Would never have watched Brooklyn 99 with out her presents.

[@ermo5623]

She did give really great gifts.

[@Zett76]

Most annoying comedy character EVER. Tastes are different, I guess. ;)

[@DMofDMs]

​@@ermo5623came here for this.

[@alistairmscott]

​@@ermo5623Underrated comment!

[@ericwilliams1023]

Those eyes are hypnotizing!

[@sapaulgoogdmen9542]

The bot comments thinking this is a video essay are kinda funny

[@randyschwaggins]

Exactly the thing an AI bot would say...U AINT FOOLING ME BOT!!!

[@sebastianmosqueda5959]

How do you know if they are bots?

[@HitPeace]

Literally haven't seen one.

[@HitPeace]

​@@sebastianmosqueda5959that's the joke. The commentator is actually a bot. So are the likes the post received.

[@ryansakurai]

It isn't?

[@fede2]

Seems like a lot of people in the comments relate a bit to the guy in the first tape.

[@cassandragee6589]

I believe I recognized Jordan peels voice on that phone

[@eschwarz1003]

she definitely did something right in dating

[@user-rm9zx7ln9i]

This was filmed a few years before they started dating, so probably not.

[@BetyH-hh1rk]

This stand-up is most likely from a lat of years before, you can search her other videos and some of them are from 2010s, and those videos are NOT flooded with comments like “wasn’t funny, didn’t laugh”. Yeah, back when people had some sort of dignity and humour sense. Seriously search any random female stand up comedy and their comment section is flooded with the same recycled comment.

[@thejtrax]

She's not funny bro. 😐 isn't about her being a female.

[@thejtrax]

Now taylor tomolson. She's funny 😁.

[@RowdyBoy82]

Ironically, you're comment.Sounds generic inn broad base and doesn't seem to apply here. Like you're a robot or something.

[@brendatomlinson]

@@thejtraxTaylor Tomlinson is my niece, you have great taste!

[@MichaelSilverMedia]

14 years later is wild. She’s still funny AF.

[@brodi-liciousdre9319]

I always thought she was beautiful! She has such an amazing mix of features and seems chill asf! 😊😊😊

[@Richard-tf6oq]

You are the best. You got the chops and you paid the dues. Ox

[@RayTalksVox]

perettis probs one of the best female comedians tbh

[@d-dcay1783]

She was great on Brooklyn 911.

[@Berylliyum]

Isn't it Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

[@d-dcay1783]

@@Berylliyum oh my bad. Thank you for catching that for me.

[@d-dcay1783]

Sorry I meant Brooklyn 99

[@Lord_Retrospect]

"Good looking guys that wear glasses" spot on

[@themadengineer1050]

My birth mother is Jewish. That whole intro bought me xD

[@ScinterScoldem-pq9ew]

Daaamn!!! I was REALLY hoping she’d be a good stand up since I’ve had a crush on this girl for a while. Plus she’s Hilarious on The Kroll Show and that 911 tv show

[@NOPE-55515]

99 Forever!!!🎉

[@kmksmith1935]

2011 was so long ago, why does it feel like it was last year?? 😭

[@BetyH-hh1rk]

If you don’t wanna watch it, then the three dots next to the title , which is under thumbnail, you can actually press “not interested”! Crazy right?! To think that you dont have to sit through this madness of boringness by simple clicks??! I believe in you bro , you can do this!!!

[@Soda_Pus]

@BetyH-hh1rk Who are you talking to?? Is this for a specific person? You didn't @ anyone, so.. They don't wanna watch, but want to read your comments?

[@abdulahiosman4081]

Some good craic 😂😅 learned so much 😊thanks

[@SmartMoufShirts]

Oddly sounds like Melissa Villasenor. She's very funny, regardless. ...cats doing it doggy style. That's hysterical.

[@sparrowwilson4514]

Do another Netflix special PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAASEEEEE!

[@foxthefox183]

Was pleasantly surprised.. Nice lil bit Chelsea did there.. Especially enjoyed the last joke 🍊🍏🍐

[@desiree8911]

Hahahah bees cows vegetable - last joke was great! 😂😅

[@lauracohen4914]

I love Chelsea Peretti! And she's beautiful!!

[@yaboythealien]

One of the greats

[@chronicbrightside8757]

Oh wow I remember this one airing! First time I'd seen Chelsea's stand-up, I only really knew her as one of the commentators on Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest

[@SteveWalsh-ds1on]

She looks so pretty here. What a good vibe

[@theant2158]

We want Chelsea to come over and visit with ASSA here in SA. We love you and we love puppies. Totally feel you regading the joke around animals being used vs vulnerable peoples. That's us-ah.

[@ScarlitWidow]

Ahhh ahh I'm a screamer!

[@unknownunknown5822]

Last joke hit the nail on the head 😆

[@TomMarvan]

6:18 Peele workshopping the mattress skit.

[@bangtwister]

Funny! The tape part was great!

[@PhillipCollins-n6x]

These comments are super great! Keep it up

[@TacticalMania-xe1xh]

interviewer: describe Italian chicks in one line Tac: YOU AINT GONNA SEE IT COMIN!!!

[@sweaters_and_harmony9525]

Ha, that last vegan joke sent me 🤣🤣

[@diegooliveirabenjamin]

Smart and funny, couldn’t ask for more!

[@survivalguy69]

That last joke was too real

[@milesespace8776]

C'mon, who cares?😂

[@jv-lk7bc]

it was a fair hit. I have similar thoughts about people who buy sweaters for dogs and spit on the homeless.

[@Euterpe416]

nah, it's a faulty argument. Who do you think slaughters your cows, chickens, pigs, etc.? Who do you think gets your dairy and eggs from the animals? Do meat eaters not also eat vegetables picked by the same people? No one thinks they are eliminating ALL harm, but if we know something is for sure unethical, we avoid it. We do the best we can.

[@geneveiveharper]

For those wondering what Iliza looked like before the nose job- also Spinster is a very cute movie

[@PaulAllman-o9r]

This girl is perfect

[@davidcurtis7547]

Attractiveness level Face 10 , body 10 , that’s my weakness . I have always been very attracted to Chelsea , prolly her sense of humor or her dancing

[@michelletongrenpetservices1249]

Love the wild cat!! 😂😂

[@frankenviews4069]

She went on to marry famous horror movie creator and sketch comedian, Jordan Peele, in 2016.

[@Zett76]

And then, she invented the ear ring!

[@ericbartol]

14:35 BRAVO!!! LOVE IT!

[@themultiverse5447]

That last joke was one of the best I've ever heard

[@onemanhighlightreel6265]

They say leave them wanting more. That joke still had a lot of legs

[@Zett76]

Because it made you feel a little bit better about needlessly killing animals. That's what anti-vegan jokes are made for. 😉

[@adjekugheleejiro5013]

Ginasaaaaaa😮😂😂😂

[@nissemus]

Why is it censored?

[@sapphic_suffering]

I love her!

[@LeftToWrite006]

She is just so gorgeous.

[@ScinterScoldem-pq9ew]

I know huh??!! This is 13 years old though I hope she’s still radiant 🎉🎉❤!

[@jaredmatthews252]

So funny. Lol, shes a real wildcat! Haha

[@cjgaming3605]

"You're my mom!" Has got to be one of the worst things to say during sex

[@definitelynotchristianslater]

Anyone else think that's Andy Samberg on the tape?

[@morbiuscrowley8536]

That's Jordan Peele

[@gordonglenn2089]

She had me at "wild cat" 🙂

[@POPLSEV7]

Thanks for the laughs🤣💯👍

[@JJ-fr2ki]

Thanks YT algorithm. 🎉🎉😂😂😂

[@Nhiimusic]

lol yeah it to be fair there are also immigrants working in meat plants

[@osirisynwa8397]

Damn Gina you did Philly wrong lol

[@lxolxo7]

She a Fly Giirl fo' real! She mad funny, but her pretty eyes made me falll in love. 😂As the saying go straight no chaser!

[@m.cunningham6925]

As a Jew with a Christian father I relate (my last name is the most Christian thing ever, I mean someone in my dad’s family literally started a branch of Christianity 😂) It’s funny how much Christian people get confused tho. The amount of times people have asked me if I think Jesus is the messiah is insane.

[@Forced2DoThis1]

Damn.....I keep forgetting this channel "bleeps" things! 🤬 Ruins the whole thing for me. Love her as a performer though! I can't hang till the end through this.

[@r4v3n23]

thanks that was some nice clever and refreshing special i really enjoyed it ! And her last joke about vegans vegetables and imigrands was one of the best, most clever and thoughful "in your face" jokes in quiet some time, lots of respect for writing that one Chelsea hope to see some more of your comedy soon take care thanks for sharing

[@PodcastClips23969]

It was about illegal migrants from Mexico. Not about European migrants She does not care for you, “Progressives” only let it none White migrants because that is mostly their voting base, and they want the cheap labor

[@BetyH-hh1rk]

I think , for the people that actually enjoys this content, you shall close the comment section cuz its dripping with misogyny .

[@jv-lk7bc]

America is dripping with misogyny. among other things. not going to change it by hiding from it.

[@themadengineer1050]

What the actual F, this is great comedy xD

[@jvclutch]

i love you chelsea peretti

[@dassob1]

Chelsea Peretti got some really adorable jokes.

[@Tamara-dv7vo]

I swear the worst thing about being vegan is going out to dinner and someone always asking me to clarify what vegan means, what made me decide to "go vegan", what changes has it made in my life, etc. Damn can I just eat my food?!? It's ALWAYS other people that want to talk about it. And I've never known another vegan that brings it up either

[@gkc1936]

No one cares you're a vegan. We know cause you don't shut up about it.

[@jaredknapp8886]

Prolly the last thing I'd want to hear my date yapp about.

[@jimmysnuka8077]

So where are you at with honey ? 🍯 🐝

[@Tamara-dv7vo]

@@jimmysnuka8077 LOL I'm actually allergic

[@amarameerholz3196]

Also... You can care about animals and also care about human rights. Just because you choose not to eat one, doesn't mean you don't care about the other. You're making less of an impact all around. If you eat meat, you're going to be eating vegetables regardless. And you can choose to make less of an impact by buying local, which I tried to do. I don't understand why meat eaters are so intimidated by vegans, as though we're doing it to be pretentious to prove we're better than everyone. Also, as sick as you are of hearing about vegans, we are also sick of being made fun of for trying to make less of an impact on the planet and God forbid...caring about other sentient beings. Caring about humans and animals does not have to be mutually exclusive. You can do both. And we have taste buds- it's not that bad on this side. Oreos are vegan. It's just a word.

[@cartmanrocker8674]

she looks like Carson Hocevar but with long hair lmao

[@xavierbanuelos3780]

She cool, I like her. ❤

[@MrPAULONEAL]

I didn't know there was more than 3...

[@Myeyesburnbabyburn]

Damn burn on the vegan philosophy 🤣

[@LowTideComics]

Soo Good! :)

[@dianasmith7104]

She is hilarious 😂

[@bobh808]

Is she saying 'I'm sorry, Mom!' on the way off stage?

[@JRHalasz]

It’ll be ok. DM if you want to try that joke out on a guy 😂

[@willcollins5660]

Chelsea Peretti looks like Hunter from adult GHS.

[@lisapalmeno4488]

Girl, ya ain't right! 😂

[@SEBONK_CPT]

Bruh I was literally evaluating her attractiveness level lol.

[@aloisplease]

GINA GINA GINA

[@jakedrange7007]

I totally read the thumbnail wrong

[@jessequinton4379]

Ms Chelsea there's a whole Australia of comedy I suggest Bec Claypool Charlwood and Steph Broadbridge to start with

[@posbe6786]

Gina really can do it all 🕺

[@susanw9475]

I laughed.

[@kaziiqbal7257]

And was the guy Charles Boyle?

[@cyaman24]

love it

[@frogkisser]

Omgosh, I feel seen!

[@jesse_cole]

Is this her best material?

[@maurawhelan3530]

I think it is good

[@juliamariemadness]

The bar has been set high for me with comedy lately there's some great ones out there. I'm stone faced watching this ha

[@onark777]

I liked her special "one of the greats"

[@rtotalexvii612]

Netflix special was the funniest standup special I’ve literally ever seen

[@bv2745]

Better than any of your material. You’re too much of a coward to even get on stage. Keep hiding behind your computer

[@briangonzalez4579]

Bout time a decent female comedian showed up. So far she has dominated everything i saw and heard from joe rogans stand up. That audio playback was clearly set up for the joke in the show but great and low key she speaks on a lot of females you wonder about and will never know about if you don’t try 🤷‍♂️ so stop saying the right one isn’t out there.

[@rcald-gz5jd]

Question: Was that recording legitimate, or just something she made up for the LOLs? I find it hard to believe that a guy would say those things during sex.

[@TheOldWeigh]

Remember Comedy?

[@cocoloco208]

Just happy to see nobody was like, 'anyone here in 2024?'. That is super annoying. Chelsea is awesome, deal with it. What set you got? Didn't think so

[@bigheavyshoe]

People used to ask 'Is anyone here?" Now, in our digital world, people ask "Is anyone now?" That's why people mention what year it is on YT videos

[@Soda_Pus]

​@@bigheavyshoe someone needs to go up to @cocoloco208 grab his forearm and be like "c'mon buddy, who cares?"