Bringing a Bag of Pancakes Onto a Flight - Kyle Kinane

[@DopamineHead]

"Hastily packed hobo snacks" has a poetry to it. Shakespeare himself couldn't have wrote such a perfect line lol

[@justincoleman3805]

*writ

[@sws212]

@@justincoleman3805 Written*, why was your correction worse?

[@TheyCallMeBruce13]

@@sws212 *writed

[@CharlieCHARLIZARDChartrand]

@@TheyCallMeBruce13 writted

[@mikedare7243]

Come on y'all... It's obviously Writith.

[@TheRealCeeJai]

"Would you like a pancake? No? It's okay, I understand." 100% gold.

[@brendanhulegaard437]

Meeting Kyle Kinane in 2017 is one of thr highlights of my life. I worked at a brewery in Anchorage Alaska where he preformed, and shook his hand after one of his shows. The next day, after work I sat at the end of the bar to have lunch, and he ended up sitting next to me. We shared lunch and an hour of conversation before he left for a local comedy fest. What a great guy. If you read this Kyle, Thanks again. Brendan.

[@jessedaniels4494]

That was genuinely funny, his delivery is impeccable and the storytelling was amazing with well timed tangents that just made this rant so funny

[@zacharyspangler432]

Dudes one of my top five comedians for sure, check out his bits on "This is Not Happening"

[@dannyr333]

He's a down to earth guy very good story telling so comfortable and easygoing Agrreeeeddd

[@drockvashon8]

Trampoline in a Ditch is one of my all time favorite stand up specials

[@Koop784]

I first heard this bit back in the days of Pandora Radio, and I loved it. Tried to find it on youtube and I came across some of his earlier versions of the same story. This is very much the final draft. Some of the first draft stuff was... Still funny, and clearly a work in progress that he was refining, but it was very disappointing to learn that he reuses material. The truly great comedians never tell the same joke twice, which was what made George Carlin so great, and why Louis CK was so popular.

[@kingayy9267]

There were several aspects that most people (myself included) wouldn't have even thought to include in the retelling, much less be hilarious while doing so. For instance, the specification of the bag being from Foot Locker and referring to them as being "loose."

[@tonyhfbhahkc1266]

Hastily packed hobo snacks 😂😂😂😂

[@laurenthomas9305]

A great line. 😂😂😂

[@WholeBodyEducation]

ABSOLUTELY the line that crushed me!! - also 10 & 2, driver's ed style.

[@DalanaDailey]

Trademark that Kyle. Would buy.

[@neghiethervil5606]

I saw this comment before he even said it and laughed.

[@shayladaw7791]

"Is this one going southbound? Haven't seen grapefruit Joe in a while maybe I'll drop in and we can split some beans!"

[@KP3Times]

“Silver dollar flappies” sounds like a nice gentlemen’s club 😂

[@TheActiveAssault]

Auxymoron or an indie band

[@KP3Times]

MikeCharlieAlpha lmao bruh I never even considered that

[@enriquehartmann8642]

a gentlemen's club that specializes in older women with saggy breasts...

[@jv-lk7bc]

"nice" he says

[@darnelltheartist]

@@enriquehartmann8642 yeah with silver dollar sized areolas XD

[@kyberklan416]

I did *not* expect this *eight minute video* to be all about *pancakes* But here we are and I'm satisfied..

[@TripsView]

It’s literally the title lmao

[@garbanzobeans7984]

Lol

[@MindfulPond]

Ironically not like pancakes; ya love em at first but by the end you're sick of em. Full length savory of a metaphorical pancake, that started as a real pancake lol

[@ronzy566]

You can rustle for pancakes all you want on an airplane but the moment you start cramblin' for flapjacks, I'm calling the FBI.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

LMAO

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

*crambles for flapjacks*😂😂😂

[@frigginjerk]

What's your policy on wranglin' for hotcakes?

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

That was hysterical

[@MrCoastman]

This is one of the greatest stories ever told! Sometime when life gets stressful...I dial this up and it reminds me nothing makes sense and it will all be okay.

[@aaron6084]

This grumpy bastard has to be the most underrated comic of the past ten years. I wish him all the happiness and success that he deserves. Check out The Boogie Monster podcast.

[@LivKASS]

Honestly the most disturbing part of that whole story was the lack of syrup...

[@SaruuKaze]

I actually dont like the taste of syrup so I am someone who eats them dry or with hot sauce on them. Depending on if the place has good hot sauce or not.

[@vincenthicks5850]

Saru Kaze gross

[@SaruuKaze]

@@vincenthicks5850 I feel the same about syrup haha

[@josefinavaldepena2570]

@@SaruuKaze Are you some kind of alien?

[@SaruuKaze]

@@josefinavaldepena2570 I'm not sure yet

[@nicholaslibby2756]

Makes me want to start a band called "Hastily Packed Hobo Snacks". First song Pancake Panic.

[@cleverusername9369]

Pancake! At the Disco

[@ji718]

Haven't seen Grapefruit Joe in awhile, we'll share some beans!

[@CMDR_John_Crichton]

"PANCAKES GOT X-RAYED THAT DAY!!!"

[@cl759]

So was your ass

[@prod6mill.512]

Poetry

[@tolfan4438]

Yeah I know that crack me up to

[@jv-lk7bc]

no, i never had to deal with it before either. >sigh< I'm probably gonna get yelled at for this later but ... ok

[@AndrewVelonis]

Your point being?

[@bradbutcher3984]

I flew to Washington D.C. for two weeks and took my rc car and a can of Trappleys jalapeno pinto beans in my carry on bag. At xray they pulled me aside to look in my bag. I said oh I didn't bring the lithium batteries. He looked confused and said the anomaly was in the side pocket. He pulled out the can, carefully looked it over completely. What made me bust out laughing was when he put it to his ear and shook it. Never once looked at the huge rc trophy truck with wires, batteries, radio receivers, but that damn can of beans had to be inspected.

[@christopherhernandez3909]

Brad Butcher that’s crazy 😭

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

😂😂😂😂 Sad that the beans held more potential threat than something with batteries and wiring. 🤦🤦😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

[@Variety_Pack]

The electronics are easy to see on xray. You can even see the solder points. The car wasn't even slightly suspicious because he knew exactly what was in it. Bombs however, those look exactly like food. Beans and soup look like liquid explosive. A burrito looks exactly like flake c4. Pancakes look like sheet explosives. You think it's stupid because you haven't been trained, but most of the time it's perfectly reasonable.

[@bryanb6612]

Bwahahaha, haven't been trained? Yeah I'm sure TSA agents are thoroughly trained in the exact wirings of every RC car ever made. Funny that while TSA confiscated my 6oz aloe lotion bottle, they didn't even look twice at 4 dozen homemade snickerdoodles in a plastic tub in my carry on.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@bryanb6612 oml no! Seriously?!🤦🤦🤦😥😥😥😂😂😂😂😂

[@RazorFoxDV]

The entire bit where he narrates the preparation of the "silver dollar flappies" made me laugh myself into a cramp!

[@reuniteireland]

"you're not going to eat em dry like a psycho!" I really felt that line. Need syrup and butter let's do this right.

[@dannyr333]

"Drivers ed style .. hold em at 10 and 2" LOL

[@kingayy9267]

Kyle's voice is perfect for the type of comedy he performs. I can't explain this assertion any further. It's simply something I feel in my soul.

[@prestonrobinson6569]

I can't tell if, at this point in my life, I'm Kyle or the man eating pancakes.

[@benmaghsoodi2067]

Plot twist: it was kyle who was eating pancakes out of a bag

[@caramel7149]

Follow the pancake ettiquete for maximum pancaking.

[@robinkitty]

Be bold, my man! Be both... at various times! 😃

[@little.bear344]

Was once at the movies, when suddenly a black couple sitting in the front pulled out a huge bucket of fried chicken that they snuck in wrapped up in a blanket, they even had biscuits to go with it- true story! LMFAO!✊😂

[@iMark256]

@@little.bear344 was..was it me?

[@Norsilca]

God, there's something about the way he says "cause they're gonna catch a catfish with their /bare/ hands!"

[@Thortron007]

Kyle's huge and unique vocabulary makes this story lol

[@Angie_Onaleta]

His description of this incident...it was like I was there! 🤣🤣 Kyle is naturally funny!!

[@BP-pb1jg]

This man has become one of my favorite comedians

[@usemoreproduct]

The funniest thing about this is I know that pancake eater. He is a legend. Totally original character.

[@dammagrilla]

TSA definitely gave my breakfast burrito extra scrutiny on my way back from Cali last year... And yes, it had to go through the X-ray...

[@Variety_Pack]

Bombs look like food

[@Kat22Kit]

Variety_Pack last time I flew my “highly trained” TSA agent told me I wasn’t allowed prescription liquid medication, in the original bottle & prescribed to me, over 3 oz. It wasn’t till I quoted ADA and TSA’s own policy verbatim to her that she called over a colleague who told her of course it was allowed, to just test it. She wanted me to throw it away or check my bag. So yeah... maybe some of your co-workers slept threw the months of training 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@justincoleman3805]

*through

[@aliciaspears7847]

This guy is not fucking predictable. So many comedians today are. He has unique observations and phrases them in completely unexpected ways.

[@KEANU_REEVES812]

I really appreciate your love Alicia. And I'm glad you notice that I'm not predictable 😂

[@stephend6172]

shoutout caleb

[@bloom9078]

The goat

[@tyriquecoleman3794]

I swear Kyle Kinane is one of the funniest comedians of all time

[@mchoffner8497]

randomly stumbled on this and was surprised how good he was.

[@kyledaugherty1609]

Well, the comedy of Kyle Kinane is known to be easy on the pyloric valve.

[@adamrutherford8523]

I want to hear the guy who brought the pancakes do stand up.

[@speshulgay]

That was worth it I was engaged and laughing the whole time. This guy knows how to tell a story 👍🏻

[@josefinavaldepena2570]

"NO SYRUP!? YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!"

[@ryanblair2514]

I remember when I first heard this bit years ago. Still makes me laugh out loud. By far one of my favorite comedians.

[@silverslider562]

I love this guy just hearty ass satisfying bearded comedy. I’m here for it.

[@communistjesus]

A C I love this guy ++++------- If you're gay, than that is O.K😮😮😮😮

[@AndrewVelonis]

Sentence jumbled words up you have.

[@silverslider562]

@@AndrewVelonis If you are on a hunt for proper grammar then you are def looking in the wrong place for it. This is the KZbin comment section not a college dissertation. There are no laws here buddy and grammar Nazi’s have N0 pow3R here. See I just substituted the number zero for an “o” and the number three for an “e” and capitalized an r for no reason. Why you might ask? Because I can, no one can stop me, 😂 and no one GAF.

[@ryanglacken1349]

This is why he is one of the greatest comedians of all time and I’ll stand by that cause he gets real

[@Ralathar44]

That was a masterfully crafted bit. If he can keep delivering those he'll be a household name.

[@MisssKayy]

Ralathar Renares Kyle kinane has been doing this since the 90s. I love him.

[@Ralathar44]

@@MisssKayy I've seen some of his other stuff like the baseball story of how his highest moment was ruined :P. He's already funny but this bit is crafted/executed on a higher level than normal for him even. I'd say normally he's a really funny guy, but this bit in particular is something close to Chapelle or Seinfeld or Carlin quality.

[@FKBUSH1]

He is :) He's the Comedy Central voice. He writes a lot too.

[@BarriReacts]

I made small pancakes the other day and my husband walked in and said “ooo! Silver dollar flappies!”

[@mrfreeman1763]

Kyle Kinane is a damn gold mine!

[@Variety_Pack]

I'm a TSA agent, we see weird shit like this all the time. Like just two days ago a large Chinese family came thru with 2 (two!!) suitcases packed with... hardboiled eggs. Like, are you going someplace that you can't get eggs?? Why are they packed in a suitcase?

[@robertpaz4299]

Kyle Kinane looks like the young version of Santa Claus in those Rudolph claymation films.

[@jkl.guitar]

for the longest time i thought he was danny masterson lol

[@wallacegrommet9343]

His energetic delivery keeps him trim and heart-healthy

[@melvina628]

"Hastily packed hobo snacks".

[@juancarlosreyna2924]

1:47 the greatest description of traveling via plane you will ever hear

[@KEANU_REEVES812]

I really appreciate your kind love and great support Juan. When was the last time you traveled via plane? 😂

[@KEANU_REEVES812]

@@juancarlosreyna2924 Good to know that. What country are you from?

[@KEANU_REEVES812]

@@juancarlosreyna2924 You need to know that I don't have the full access to this account, i have my media team, I just check once in a while.. It's your lucky day my great fan.

[@KEANU_REEVES812]

@@juancarlosreyna2924 Seems you've been a great fan for a long time?

[@johnralph3704]

Kyle is hands down my favorite comedian.

[@tommyaudio]

much respect to anyone who can talk about fucking pancakes for almost 10 minutes and still be funny the entire time! ✊😂

[@toasttheghost4713]

This dude is great... some of the funniest and original material I've heard in a while...

[@blackbird5634]

brought my own bottle of gin on a plane once, just asked for tonic water. That didn't go over well. Back in the 80's, we had some 'sky rules.' Not many, but they were there.

[@GrandDaddyCough]

I've heard this on pandora for so long, it's nice to see it acted out

[@UnfortunateDesert]

This bit just makes me want to take a footlocker bag of pancakes everywhere...

[@ryanchildress974]

He sounds like Charlie Day If he actually went through puberty

[@TrevorPhillips2024]

Ryan Childress damn bro 😂

[@GrandMasterIsaac]

I completely understood and agree with that reference. Good day sir.

[@justincoleman3805]

Yea but what does he know about bird law?

[@friendbesto2599]

Now I want Kyle on it's always sunny. Thanks.

[@SubjectDelta20]

@@justincoleman3805 And look at his hands, they're way too small. Nothing like Charlie Day.

[@KimSearch865]

I woke up my husband with my “silent “ jiggles from laughing so hard at this while trying to stifle the noise!! My eyes almost popped outta my head! Meanwhile, hubby is wide awake and pissed! 🤭🤫🥵😖🤣😭

[@cl759]

We have allbeen there

[@samevans6428]

Is he abusive sis

[@KimSearch865]

Sam Evans Thanks for your odd comment Sam! I rewatched this & laughed my ass off..out loud this time!! 😭 If you’re talking about my husband... that’s even more hilarious! 😆

[@dogwelder9699]

How do you jiggle at any volume

[@jv-lk7bc]

best comment in the section.

[@kimbonice]

I'm not surprised at what TSA lets through. They're mall cops for the airlines which is redundant because airports are just malls anyway.

[@eyeseer1]

The TSA are bouncers who standby for airplanes.

[@daniellemhall1358]

Love his voice. Voice of the Comedy Central commercials.

[@Druid_22b]

Why do I feel like this story is about Jim Gaffigan...

[@ChopAndBrew]

Right!!!!

[@themaggattack]

😂 How dare you. Jim would have Hot Pockets.

[@justincoleman3805]

He would have had syrup. And butter. And bacon. And eggs. And toast. And hashbrowns. And a second bag for the return flight.

[@caramel7149]

Jim Gaffigan would eat the whole bag of pancakes and squint, then and say "i should have buttered it" then softer "-guess i'll just eat the sticks of butter." then even softer "don't want it to go to waste."

[@Heavywall70]

I LOVE THIS BIT I’ve heard at least ten times and it’s just so well told I enjoy it every time.

[@christineferreira2181]

I love Kyle Kinane. This is the funniest story

[@giantfisher]

I just discovered this guy and he's killin' me. I'm hooked for sure!

[@Heavywall70]

Kyle’s mind is fucked up like a football bat ... and the fact that he can communicate these thoughts coherently is AWESOME

[@kevinl2796]

By far one of my favorite stand up routines ever. Kyle kinane is funny as fuck he kills it

[@Duryism]

Hastily-packed hobo snacks. I am... dying! XD

[@soulestate_5]

'Hastily packed hobo snacks' 😂😂

[@KunjaBihariKrishna]

I was looking for this show a couple months ago but couldn't find it anymore. Thanks for this

[@elisepentz1063]

My favorite of Kinane

[@spacebike420]

next time I fly I'm doing that but bringing a mayo jar with pudding in it to dip the pancakes into

[@JuaniqueVerde]

LMAOOOOOO!!! I was wondering if the dude had syrup!! Nah, just eats em dry like a psychopath! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kylefassbinderful]

This is the second bit I've seen from him. LMAO hella funny

[@reydelsol7026]

Why have I never heard of this guy? He's hilarious!🤣

[@coltonruscheinsky7863]

This guy is insanely underrated and I have no idea why.

[@ladym2398]

He was mad cause he didn't think of it first 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lol. Saw the title... HAD TO click. Was worth it. Laughed SO much.😂😂😂☠️

[@nospam3327]

'cause they're gonna catch a catfish with their bare hands! 😂😂😂 i know those people :) 6:40

[@caramel7149]

I'm listening to this like once a week lol

[@jeffreyphillip4617]

Lol the way he says "out of a bag"

[@ekdaufin1485]

Footlocker bag. 🤣

[@msmothman]

every day on the bus i see a guy eat a plain waffle out of a ziploc bag and carry a gallon jug of water and he's my favorite person

[@spiritnphysical]

Kyle is one of the funniest comedians ever imo!

[@TheRedDeath25]

That was amazing!!

[@cyril2011]

His timing and rhythm are on point

[@brve_he4rt29]

FANTASTIC

[@jeffmccloud905]

this is a perfect bit.

[@tekkaikenmega509]

God I miss kyle his stand up is always amazing

[@Mawkitch87]

Please make the full special available for purchase!

[@sorenfuhrer401]

Denver to Chicago. Thank God. When I read the title I thought this is going to be about me but Ive never been on a flight with that connection.

[@michaelsander2878]

@2:00 I can't be the only one that has woken up and bought tickets on the way to the airport to fly somewhere.

[@user-wb1ew8sl5u]

Brilliant!

[@Stranded73]

Literally finished the last bite of my dry pancake like a psychopath when this video ended

[@mycoolvids]

"I think hydraulic fluid smells like breakfast we're goin down" ⚰️

[@stefandomeier1911]

This guy is a good story teller

[@anthonynorman7545]

Kyle killed it!

[@theoriginaljean3917]

I have a friend from West Virginia. She would probably die laughing. So props to him for owning his crowd lol

[@cognitivedissonance8406]

Greatest comedian on planet earth

[@mfoxo]

"Knot, Bindle, Boxcar Airport"

[@jamesburk8145]

That TSA agent impersonation was fucking spot on.

[@ryanglacken1349]

I love this dudes comedy and I would love to smoke with him or open for him. That would be legit

[@samuelblanco261]

I thought the title said onto a fight but this was much better than that lol

[@paleamigo8575]

"Pancakes got X-rayed", "would you care for one"? "Yes, thay are in fact Pancakes"🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicaevans2564]

So good

[@RD-vh8ep]

This is truly the only comedy sketch I’ve watched more than once and laughed every single time

[@Bardodrift]

This could have very likely been me, haha! Flew back and forth between Denver and Chicago many times and I have definitely brought pancakes on a plane before (along with a large bag of many other snacks from home).