“My Brain Is Like a Radio DJ Who Does Not Take Requests” - Emily Heller - Full Special

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@PS-mr2bo
@PS-mr2bo 3 ай бұрын
Would love to see more Emily Heller!!
@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328
@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 Жыл бұрын
The part about being happily single was hilarious and so true! I rarely miss being in a relationship 🎉
@keriannmeyers1171
@keriannmeyers1171 Жыл бұрын
I felt the same! My fiance died before our wedding 2 years ago and while I miss the hell out of him, being single (well... with a 4yo) has benefits. I can LITERALLY do anything I want whenever I want! I can sew Edwardian clothing for my son and I and walk all over town with a parasol and not give a rats ass what anyone thinks about it (and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that men have not proved to be attracted to this; their loss.) Sadly there isn't much I can do about that first verse of mambo no 5, but hey what are you gonna do?😂
@AdamTheRaptor
@AdamTheRaptor Жыл бұрын
Ok, talking about being single, when she said "I think I'm THE ONE..." I was cackling... the audience dropped the ball on that one 🤣🤣🤣
@aazhie
@aazhie Жыл бұрын
Yes, that was cute and hilarious
@bukibukurije1
@bukibukurije1 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@tracey7093
@tracey7093 Жыл бұрын
EMILY'S GARDEN SHOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
@bevodonnell1191
@bevodonnell1191 Жыл бұрын
Sooooo relatable, all the way through. I absolutely love this woman I've never seen before. My brain is also a shitty DJ.
@aislynnmari
@aislynnmari Жыл бұрын
I dunno if she's diagnosed but she's describing afab-autism 🤔 Love her, absolutely great set 😂!
@ChocolatePheonix
@ChocolatePheonix Жыл бұрын
Same
@markwhitman9542
@markwhitman9542 Жыл бұрын
She's deadpan adorable! Her riff on being single is funny and so true: the paired off are often goofily insufferable and totally unaware of it...
@miiasiin
@miiasiin Жыл бұрын
they definitely have a weird premise going on :) now, pairs with children, adding a notch! :D
@miiasiin
@miiasiin Жыл бұрын
@Godsabitch single != sleeping alone at night, you poor judgemental jackass :)
@tnnh123
@tnnh123 Жыл бұрын
The bit about Spazzy weirdo vs nerds is hilariously accurate as a person with OCD who took all AP classes in high school.
@Booshkaboosh
@Booshkaboosh Жыл бұрын
Incredible. Emily you are 100
@hayleighjohnson1361
@hayleighjohnson1361 Жыл бұрын
“I’m watching Frazier”😂
@devikwolf
@devikwolf Жыл бұрын
One of these days, Lou Bega will release Mambo Number 6, and unlock the gates of Hell itself
@chrissalem3747
@chrissalem3747 Жыл бұрын
That was my mom when she taught our dog lola to sit. Turned out she wasnt crazy, but it took five minutes of that and then her calling me back into the room 45 minutes later and holding treats hostage... But lola sat indeed.
@kufitop
@kufitop Жыл бұрын
This was time sooo well spent! She's my kinda people. ❤
@gabrielmaroto18
@gabrielmaroto18 Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who wrote rap lyrics! Lol
@stevenlerner5515
@stevenlerner5515 2 ай бұрын
amazing set
@__jadedmuse__
@__jadedmuse__ Жыл бұрын
She’s incredibly funny! 🏆🏆🏆
@jennyjax2471
@jennyjax2471 Жыл бұрын
creator of Emily's Garden Show!!! THE BEST
@SakeKaama
@SakeKaama Жыл бұрын
That was relatable and funny. Great job!
@chrissalem3747
@chrissalem3747 Жыл бұрын
The most relatable thing she said was talking about being at home watching frasier. 😂😂😂 Facts.
@Canny-Octopus
@Canny-Octopus Жыл бұрын
The oregano necklace made me laugh to tears. What a fun kid.
@BRawsWife
@BRawsWife Жыл бұрын
Very funny set - laughed out loud several times
@__jadedmuse__
@__jadedmuse__ Жыл бұрын
Me too! She’s amazing 💛
@jeanmont
@jeanmont Жыл бұрын
Great set!
@bho_oho5734
@bho_oho5734 Жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians I've ever seen online, periodt. I've only been able to seem many amazing comics on KZbin and similar formats. This person got me laughing so hard, I nearly fell out of my chair. Awesome jokes and great delivery. 👍 HOPE YOU GET SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH!
@LycanLink
@LycanLink Жыл бұрын
Gosh, I love her. So funny, so relatable, so out of my league. 🤣
@angieglover159
@angieglover159 Жыл бұрын
She was so funny right from the beginning. Love it
@O-Slice
@O-Slice Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed her set
@Nico5890
@Nico5890 Ай бұрын
LMAOOO LOVED THIS THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH
@deborahmichele
@deborahmichele Жыл бұрын
Great set! I've never heard of this comedian before, but she was very funny and relatable!
@gemini_hofa5341
@gemini_hofa5341 Жыл бұрын
Spot on with the being single bit. My friends are always after me! Lol
@keriannmeyers1171
@keriannmeyers1171 Жыл бұрын
Holy CRAP. It's like all my thoughts and memories from high school on bounced into her brain so she could share them with an audience!
@oommdtube
@oommdtube Жыл бұрын
Wow , best female comic ive heard in a long time , so fresh to hear calm paced delivery , outstanding !!!!!
@cococabana1932
@cococabana1932 Жыл бұрын
Shut up
@oommdtube
@oommdtube Жыл бұрын
@@cococabana1932 no , you shut up
@amazinggrace5692
@amazinggrace5692 Жыл бұрын
Super funny and relatable. At least for me, but the I’m basically her. 💕🐝🇺🇸
@ECLECTICNOW
@ECLECTICNOW Жыл бұрын
That Mambo Number 5 joke is right on the money 😂
@TheOldHippiebilly
@TheOldHippiebilly Жыл бұрын
I'd much rather be alone and wishing I was with someone than with someone and wishing I was alone.
@marygranville7549
@marygranville7549 Жыл бұрын
Word
@NoaLives79
@NoaLives79 Жыл бұрын
Yessssssss!!! Thank you Emily. That was on point, and I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as LOLed more than once. I actually guessed the Frasier punchline before you got to it, but it still made me laugh. Well done, sister!!! 🏆
@user-gl2ps6ui8p
@user-gl2ps6ui8p Жыл бұрын
She’s so funny!
@SpaceyD
@SpaceyD Жыл бұрын
I love Emily! So so funny 😁
@sycofya1677
@sycofya1677 Жыл бұрын
The imaginary arguments live in my head 😂😭💀 i thought i was the only who did that
@neen42
@neen42 Жыл бұрын
Definitely not 🙂
@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans
@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans Жыл бұрын
Awesome show! Great job!
@JuaniqueVerde
@JuaniqueVerde 7 ай бұрын
The last joke was my fave lol😂😂😂😂
@Lisa_5591
@Lisa_5591 Жыл бұрын
So hilarious and relatable!😂😂😂😂❤
@hunterkea203
@hunterkea203 Жыл бұрын
Yoooooo i love your podcast Baby Geniuses!!!!!
@Br0nto5aurus
@Br0nto5aurus Жыл бұрын
People in bad relationships trying to convince single people to get in relationships sound a lot like people who complain about their kids all the time trying to convince child free people that kids are great. They're like, "Hey, sorry I'm late, it's hard to get out of the house with the kids. I'm so tired, I don't think I've slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since Oldest was born. Sorry we can't do that trip next week, the kids have school events. We haven't had much spending money since Youngest was born, anyway, so we couldn't go either way." And then when they find out someone doesn't want kids, they're like, "How can you not want kids? Our kids are so great. You'll never know what love is. Your life will never be whole."
@BairMendoza
@BairMendoza Жыл бұрын
I’m a contortionist and this is so helpful to send my new students to help them understand how and why stretching works! 💯🤸‍♂️👍🏼
@fireinateacup89
@fireinateacup89 Жыл бұрын
Wow, talk about a unique career!
@groovydancefairy
@groovydancefairy Жыл бұрын
Are you Emily's ex?
@nicoleelston6987
@nicoleelston6987 Жыл бұрын
What does this mean
@BairMendoza
@BairMendoza Жыл бұрын
@@nicoleelston6987 I was commenting on a video explaining how the brain reacts to stretching and it somehow posted on the next video instead and I’m leaving it here because the comments are hilarious so far. 🙈👽😂
@Marissa_J
@Marissa_J Жыл бұрын
​@@BairMendoza Legend 🔥
@Cheskaz
@Cheskaz 9 ай бұрын
Emily Heller is hilarious!
@bevodonnell1191
@bevodonnell1191 Жыл бұрын
And the imaginary arguments. And miserable relationships. Compromise, highs and lows. Omigod. I'm going to find everything I can on this comedian.
@JuaniqueVerde
@JuaniqueVerde 7 ай бұрын
I LOVE her sweater!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍
@planetsophia
@planetsophia Жыл бұрын
girl you are sooo funny lmao
@robert3758
@robert3758 Жыл бұрын
Omfg that ending was savage
@paultravis3249
@paultravis3249 Жыл бұрын
Emily, you are a beautiful treasure and are worth waiting for. I hope you will find what makes you happy regardless what happens.
@loveisbakedbri
@loveisbakedbri Жыл бұрын
i love this set!!! YOU ROCK, EMILY!
@freeshrugs63
@freeshrugs63 Жыл бұрын
She's so very very good!
@stevensprunger3422
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
I know your mom and that’s an incredible exact impression of her
@SadhviJenn
@SadhviJenn Жыл бұрын
That was funny. :)
@donhalphin9666
@donhalphin9666 Жыл бұрын
She’s funny
@MsZephyra
@MsZephyra Жыл бұрын
Started off slow but after the first few minutes, got better and better!
@stevensprunger3422
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
So John Cage has a piece called 4.55 which is 4.55 minutes of silence avant-garde piece and also John Lennon did a cover of that same piece
@rhiannablumberg4803
@rhiannablumberg4803 Жыл бұрын
Great set so funny!!!!
@lumas69
@lumas69 Жыл бұрын
Very funny!!
@dorian4404
@dorian4404 Жыл бұрын
Great set ! Love her stuff
@keenenp1997
@keenenp1997 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@Psychol-Snooper
@Psychol-Snooper Жыл бұрын
Guys... she's married now. XD
@micheleboris2851
@micheleboris2851 Жыл бұрын
Love her! She got shorted by that audience, though 🌹
@pamd4068
@pamd4068 Жыл бұрын
Love her.
@AK.40.JHONNY
@AK.40.JHONNY Жыл бұрын
She smart funny, thats funny.
@jfrsnjhnsn
@jfrsnjhnsn Жыл бұрын
Great set :)
@brianburkart
@brianburkart Жыл бұрын
Spazzy Weirdos Unite! Hey another bay area kid too 🎉
@Breakable_Pencil
@Breakable_Pencil Жыл бұрын
This crowd was giving nowhere near enough energy! She was fkn great
@Gamer_Mama_0611
@Gamer_Mama_0611 Жыл бұрын
19:18 is not something Samantha from Sex & the City would have said. That's something Charlotte would have whispered or something Carrie would have shrugged saying. Samantha would have retorted that they voted for him because he's hot. Samantha wasn't the conservative one, she was actually more liberal.
@jessicasager72
@jessicasager72 Жыл бұрын
That last bit is going in the preloaded jaw clip for future truth spit
@zenclover8468
@zenclover8468 Жыл бұрын
Ive already heard it. Its a really great bit, in my opinion her best work. But its tough cause comedians normally write for other things and dont just do stand up so maybe there's other credits to her name i dont knoe about
@OBSDetroit
@OBSDetroit Жыл бұрын
“Multiple counties” 😂
@chyannehainstock7842
@chyannehainstock7842 Жыл бұрын
Original Spice Girl ❤
@GreenWitch420
@GreenWitch420 3 ай бұрын
Came looking for this!! 😂
@rpa830
@rpa830 Жыл бұрын
what a way to close a set!
@dreamulator
@dreamulator Жыл бұрын
she's hilarious
@mattjames8350
@mattjames8350 Жыл бұрын
pretty durn good
@stevensprunger3422
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
So if you’re single for a while try marrying yourself
@sonortubelug3853
@sonortubelug3853 Жыл бұрын
God, I miss Norm.
@yogachick1955
@yogachick1955 Жыл бұрын
!So funny
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn Жыл бұрын
fraiser is great! also she’d get along well with taylor tomlinson i think❤🎉😂
@mailesmith168
@mailesmith168 Жыл бұрын
Yes but wouldn’t they each want to retreat to their separate caves before long? No shade to either of them…. introverts know how it is
@ATRTAP
@ATRTAP Жыл бұрын
Her energy and style are perfectly suited for retirement communities!
@BlackStar-hy1iy
@BlackStar-hy1iy Жыл бұрын
I am curious
@allisonjohns4623
@allisonjohns4623 Жыл бұрын
This was the most white woman set ive ever heard but im still here for it lol
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 Жыл бұрын
I was nerd loner.
@roses2ndborn
@roses2ndborn Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nevermore3.14
@Nevermore3.14 Жыл бұрын
Her maiden name is stoned.
@tonightwerideee
@tonightwerideee Жыл бұрын
What a pro
@A.H.C.
@A.H.C. Жыл бұрын
Turns out we listen to the same station. Sadly, not the hip hop one, but ADHD with DJ Brain. Been trying to change the channel for decades, but the radio is broken. 😅😢
@chazzersized
@chazzersized Жыл бұрын
Did she just hit hip hop with a Karen ray?
@wayneasiam65
@wayneasiam65 Жыл бұрын
Magic shows are unsettling. I don't like my mind and sensibilities messed with.
@Averagesasquatch
@Averagesasquatch Жыл бұрын
It's nice to see a female comedian do jokes about someone other than sex. Not that she shyes away from it, and not that I don't enjoy raunchy comedy from women or anyone, but it's nice to see something different. I'm always thinking "hey women, you're people too, not just a collection of sex organs". An envelope can only be pushed so far before it's just normal. Good to see something different. And not crowd work. Which can be funny but I prefer to see something that took some thought.
@xeropunt5749
@xeropunt5749 Жыл бұрын
3 min & I’m out. bless her soul.
@IsabelBathory
@IsabelBathory Жыл бұрын
Not for me, I guess.
@marksether2678
@marksether2678 Жыл бұрын
Meh..
@JohnSmith-cc3ud
@JohnSmith-cc3ud Жыл бұрын
Meg from family guy.
@ricfig207
@ricfig207 Жыл бұрын
Mostly entertaining bad closer
@samanthabloom9811
@samanthabloom9811 Жыл бұрын
Hellen Keller
@sourcetosoul9470
@sourcetosoul9470 Жыл бұрын
@bairmandoza I laughed because I thought you meant that our jaws need stretching as this set was pretty boring for me.
@johnwarden3962
@johnwarden3962 Жыл бұрын
This girl is dryer than the Sahara
@ValerieHalla-no1else
@ValerieHalla-no1else Жыл бұрын
Ummm is this comedy?
@Quadrupliplex
@Quadrupliplex Жыл бұрын
lol, pretty rough.
@petrify4814
@petrify4814 Жыл бұрын
Yes. You can tell because she's saying things and people are laughing. If it's not your type of comedy, move on.
@latoniasmith2401
@latoniasmith2401 Жыл бұрын
I Keep waiting for the funny part.
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