The mathematically impossible ball that shouldn’t exist.

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Stand-up Maths

Stand-up Maths

Ай бұрын

Sign the petition now! mathsballs.com/
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CORRECTIONS
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Filming and editing by Alex Genn-Bash
Written and performed by Matt Parker
Produced by Nicole Jacobus
Maths of the Day music by Howard Carter
Design by Simon Wright and Adam Robinson
MATT PARKER: Stand-up Mathematician
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@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid Ай бұрын
You should've told them the sign embarrasses football, not geometry. Nobody cares about education but make a video go viral of tourists laughing at the English for not knowing what a football even looks like and you'll have even the old signs ripped out by next Tuesday.
@trwn87
@trwn87 Ай бұрын
No comment!? Let me fix that.
@SamuelGeist
@SamuelGeist Ай бұрын
That's a good call!
@ZapOKill
@ZapOKill Ай бұрын
i would instantly cross the channel to make some fun of brits, having no clue about footbals or geometry!
@dodaexploda
@dodaexploda Ай бұрын
This is me realizing that Canada is better than England in soccer. We can at least draw the actual ball.
@TaylorXIV
@TaylorXIV Ай бұрын
no wonder they havent won a trophy since 66
@zlate42
@zlate42 Ай бұрын
I just looked it up on Google street view: in Italy the signs show a correct football and Italy has won more titles than England - coincidence? I think not!
@christophstahl8169
@christophstahl8169 Ай бұрын
The german signs are proper too.
@fademejake
@fademejake Ай бұрын
But at what cost? What about the millions of unnecessary Italian deaths due to accidents caused by those correct signs?😢
@CraigChrist8239
@CraigChrist8239 Ай бұрын
This is the way to get the signs changed. Other players in press conferences should say "Well I was worried until we saw their "football" signs, and realized no one in England has ever seen a football, so I think we'll do alright"
@saoirsedeltufo7436
@saoirsedeltufo7436 Ай бұрын
@@fademejake worthwhile for the recent Euros I'd say - those pour lost souls would agree
@christophstahl8169
@christophstahl8169 Ай бұрын
@@fademejake Oh no, that is only dangerous for people who drive on the left side of the roads.
@Loncouverite
@Loncouverite Ай бұрын
As an ex civil servant, try with the department of digital culture, media & sport. You’re more likely to get them onside and then the request to DfT will be harder to ignore.
@danielchan1668
@danielchan1668 Ай бұрын
Signal boosting
@jackboggess3251
@jackboggess3251 Ай бұрын
@@danielchan1668adding controversy 😡👿
@ArcheoLumiere
@ArcheoLumiere Ай бұрын
Beep Boop I am an engagement bot Just kidding :v
@robodragonn9506
@robodragonn9506 Ай бұрын
​@@jackboggess3251i am refuting the controversy!!!!
@karlneff
@karlneff Ай бұрын
I reckon a model of a geometrically correct football that is identical in line thickness and scale to the current model just fixing the geometric representation should be enough to convince most rational people. "You want me to fix this? You'll be happy if we import this model you provided and use it instead of the current one? Fine."
@greedyProphet
@greedyProphet Ай бұрын
Honestly, if I saw the impossible football on a sign while driving, *that* would be distracting. It looks immediately incorrect in a way that is not immediately obvious. That would definitely distract me as I tried to figure out what's wrong.
@steviesteveo1
@steviesteveo1 Ай бұрын
The more you've seen an actual football the more uncanny it looks, too. The Government is basically trying to kill the England team on their drive to work
@TheLastPhoen1x
@TheLastPhoen1x 9 күн бұрын
Would be nice to have some psychologist / neurophysiologist to write couple of sentences about the way the incorrect visual representation comes into dissonance with an engram of the real ball, making drivers subconsciously focus on the sign instead of the road and increasing probability of the accident, if just for expert opinion with credibility that is not so easily ignored.
@qwertyfinger
@qwertyfinger Ай бұрын
tfw you love geometry so much that you go into fits and crash you car upon seeing a geometrically accurate football
@hornylink
@hornylink Ай бұрын
and that feeling? ~~Albert Einstein!~~ I mean, whiplash
@LSA30
@LSA30 Ай бұрын
If anything, noticing the abominably-wrong one would make me crash faster😂
@FHL-Devils
@FHL-Devils Ай бұрын
That they also noted that drivers would not be able to see.
@orang1921
@orang1921 Ай бұрын
iirc, they were talking about the construction to replace the signs being what distracted drivers, which implied that they clearly didn't read the full appeal because made clear that he only calls for the change to be made when the old signs needed to naturally be replaced, meaning no extra effort would be necessary
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat Ай бұрын
@@orang1921 No, the concern is that any unnecessary change in signage could distract drivers who are used to the old sign. Even if it only occupies their attention for an extra half second, that's a nonzero risk. These departments also have limited budgets and specific mandates, so they can't justify spending money designing and testing a new symbol with no plausible safety benefit. That's what the "the purpose of a traffic sign is not to teach geometry" stuff was about. Now, I'm not sure I totally buy that. Because their own point that the change would barely be noticeable in a car contradicts their claim that it would distract anyone, and I tend to agree with that one. Also, the ball is just wrong, and fixing a wrong sign isn't completely pointless, even if it's not very important. And I think the current sign is more confusing than they give it credit for. But I'm sure they didn't think Matt was proposing they replace perfectly good signs for that before their end of life. That would be insane; no one would do that.
@frederf3227
@frederf3227 Ай бұрын
"The worst they can say is no." Government proceeds to lie to your face, invoke public safety, insult your intelligence.
@larswilms8275
@larswilms8275 Ай бұрын
Sounds about right. Normal service.
@0LoneTech
@0LoneTech Ай бұрын
And demonstrate they didn't even read the proposal properly.
@notar2123
@notar2123 Ай бұрын
You do realize writing such an absurd request is literally an insult to their intelligence? I guess Matt was playing a meta-joke to see if anyone will find him serious and you all fell for it.
@pkuvincentsu
@pkuvincentsu Ай бұрын
@@notar2123 Is it even an insult, if their response is proving exactly their lack of intelligence?
@ahettinger525
@ahettinger525 Ай бұрын
@@notar2123 I don't know, expecting your local MP to know that "Geometry" isn't a plant is really giving them far more credit then they deserve.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын
There's only one thing left to do: print up adhesive stickers that show an actual soccer ball, and start plastering them on the street signs.
@alexanderbrinkley4332
@alexanderbrinkley4332 Ай бұрын
A larger scale decal for creatively harmless vandalism in spirit of Rudolphing the deer crossing signs throughout much of the US with red dots.
@thomasmiller8289
@thomasmiller8289 Ай бұрын
Exactly, and it would look so natural noone would ever think to question it!
@Smallpriest
@Smallpriest Ай бұрын
Dude that's vandalism
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын
@@thomasmiller8289 I wonder how many accidents it would cause.
@Kyle-nm1kh
@Kyle-nm1kh Ай бұрын
​@Smallpriest and they'll know the culprit
@loganstrong5426
@loganstrong5426 Ай бұрын
On the one hand, I understand why this issue wouldn't be a priority to them and they'd want to just say "no, go away." However, once there was a fully signed petition, why nobody used this as a "do something effortless to get good PR" opportunity is beyond me. They don't even need to change current signs, just add one sentence that says "if replacing the sign, replace it with this version instead."
@Insan1tyW0lf
@Insan1tyW0lf Ай бұрын
Well, not "effortless" - they'd still need to prepare and approve the updated symbol and update, communicate, and distribute the associated standards documentation. But certainly less effort than doing that AND replacing existing signs. Honestly, even if Matt provided a new, perfectly functional graphic in all appropriate formats along with a legal transfer of all rights to the image, the updating of standards docs to use the new image would still be a non-trivial cost. Not "unreasonable" or "unjustified", but non-trivial. Status quo has a lot of inertia but I for one do hope this does get done. Of all the things to spend money on, this is far from the worst and makes a fun story.
@demonicsquid7217
@demonicsquid7217 Ай бұрын
The current government would need to find a company connected to a wealthy donor that deals with signs and geometry. At that point, multiple contracts would be drawn up so that said companies would be able to milk as much revenue from it as they could before they got rumbled...
@geekjokes8458
@geekjokes8458 Ай бұрын
dude, governing isnt like writing code, you cant just "if then" stuff (sorry, i rambled quite a bit, so TL;DR it's not a simple task) as insanitywolf said above, you need to prepare and approve and communicate, but even that can be a mess by itself - so lets imagine a scenario who's gonna design it? how much should they be payed? should it be proportional to the number of signs? should it be a single payment based on projected numbers of new signs? who's gonna make those projections? should they be payed each time a new sign it put up? ... "why not use pre-made images?" well, how much should the treasury spend on THAT? and even if it is a supposedly free image/drawing, who says the distributor and/or "artist" that created it wouldnt attempt a lawsuit if, for example, they _simply dont like_ that their image is being printed on millions of signs without credit? ... should we use AI? then people who oppose its use might fear creating a precedent and protest against it ... will people complain that we're debating minor issues when there are other pressing matters? et _motherfucking_ cetera, but most important question "we" would ask is *would we lose votes over this?* so even IF the MPs were dilligent workers and actually CARED about this, it could still take MONTHS governments have bureaucracies to make sure that (most) forseeable (as in, not dependent on new event/tecnologies, but adapting to those is a whole other can of worms) working on serious issues do not stem precedent-causing loopholes, but doing so obvously restricts the speed and light-heartedness you can take something; then there's the issue that you are (hopefully) representing a generally *inconcievable* amount of people, unique people, who might as well take issue with the dumbest things, from whether the signs are mathematically correct to whether the mathematically incorrect one is _better_ - but also trivial-sounding debates that are complicated enough to have warranted sectors/secretaries/ministries in the past: like traffic sign _font and colour_ design
@sakesaurus1706
@sakesaurus1706 29 күн бұрын
​@@geekjokes8458i mean at some point you begin to wonder if government is even worth it with so much slog in every initiative
@Richard-dc5he
@Richard-dc5he 26 күн бұрын
@@geekjokes8458 It actually is trivial. Traffic signage is updated regularly by statutory instrument (minister fiat). Several of the symbols and wording have been changed since the petition closed, and the documents are updated every year. - The latest edition of the official "Know Your Traffic Sign" is dated 2023. assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/656ef4271104cf0013fa74ef/know-your-traffic-signs-dft.pdf - page 119
@MyChevySonic
@MyChevySonic Ай бұрын
The sign is both too small for drivers to see details, but it also would be potentially dangerously distracting to drivers with the correct geometry. Schrodinger's football.
@FathDaniel
@FathDaniel Ай бұрын
Keep Schrodinger out of this. This is just Idiocratic government.
@rmsgrey
@rmsgrey Ай бұрын
Is that what illegal immigrants use for a kickabout while they're lazily on universal credit while stealing all our jobs?
@knickohr01
@knickohr01 Ай бұрын
But wouldn't wrong geometry be more dangerous? I'd imagine that I would start thinking about geometry and lazy politics everytime I'd drive past one of those signs. Luckily I don't live in the UK, so this has never happened to me
@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC Ай бұрын
"We're right, but even if we're wrong, we're right."
@0LoneTech
@0LoneTech Ай бұрын
@@knickohr01 I agree. In fact, the current design is fundamentally wrong on *more* levels. Why the heck are the polygons closer to center *smaller* than the ones toward the edges? Are we looking at a concave bowl?
@Jimorian
@Jimorian Ай бұрын
The UK government just called for an election, so time to ask every politician how they stand on this touchstone issue!
@foobar476
@foobar476 Ай бұрын
I guarantee that they will give the answer to an entirely different question that they prefer to talk about.
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat Ай бұрын
@@foobar476 I don't think they could weasel their way out of this one. It's all the world wants to hear about!
@palpatinewasright
@palpatinewasright Ай бұрын
How great would it be if this was a question to a candidate
@oblivion_2852
@oblivion_2852 Ай бұрын
Lol funny to see you here Jim. Used to watch you play Factorio
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 Ай бұрын
Ask Count Binface.
@ralphmay3284
@ralphmay3284 Ай бұрын
2:56 Love the condradiction, "It wouldn't be visible to drivers" and "It would be so distracting drivers would have accidents" is just so Town Council that it's kinda inspiring in a way.
@markpolo97
@markpolo97 Ай бұрын
I have to admit that despite only having been in England twice, each time for less than a day, I was unduly distracted by these footballs. "That doesn't look right". "Wait, it's all hexagons!". "Don't they know about the Euler characteristic of a sphere?" Good thing I wasn't driving.
@clemensruis
@clemensruis 7 күн бұрын
I hate to correct people on the internet, but I'm sure that you'll agree that you actually meant "footballs". Stay safe and don't let those "footballs" distract you too much!
@lolcat1382
@lolcat1382 3 күн бұрын
@@clemensruis they... did say footballs, though
@voidmayonnaise
@voidmayonnaise Ай бұрын
Nobody would notice the sign difference. But also, the change would be so shocking it would distract drivers.
@alexsorin9346
@alexsorin9346 Ай бұрын
Behold the power of subliminal geometry.
@louisvictor3473
@louisvictor3473 Ай бұрын
Proof that UK politicians are in fact Lovecraftian eldritch horrors, whose non newtonian geometry is both imperceptible and highly distracting without contradiction!
@SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648
@SeekingTheLoveThatGodMeans7648 Ай бұрын
It would soccer it to 'em.
@p_Hak
@p_Hak Ай бұрын
void mayonnaise, you made me lose 75 energy. not cool bro
@kvdrr
@kvdrr Ай бұрын
Ever heard of angular distance? You would need to move your entire head (and lose sight of the road) if you were to notice the change only up close, possibly hit brakes to look at it a bit more too. If you could tell the difference from far away then the angular distance is small enough for you to not lose sight of the road when looking at the sign.
@Tker1970
@Tker1970 Ай бұрын
The emails reminds me of one of my favorite Onion headlines "CIA finally realize they've been using black highlighters"
@RedHair651
@RedHair651 Ай бұрын
😂
@BS-vx8dg
@BS-vx8dg 22 күн бұрын
🤣
@emilyrln
@emilyrln 18 күн бұрын
Lmao
@Firebird1005
@Firebird1005 Ай бұрын
I must infer that the reason England has not won the football world championship since 1966 because of the utter confusion of players being confronted with a different ball on the playing field then the one they just saw on the sign directing them to that same field. That might be an useful argument. Also getting stressed trying to find football stadiums abroad might negatively influence their performance. Btw the football ⚽️ in the emoji has the right configuration.
@the_reto5195
@the_reto5195 Ай бұрын
"Like our models, it works perfectly from one angle" the man just summarized ALL of science in one sentence.
@user-ix6gx1gp6k
@user-ix6gx1gp6k Ай бұрын
Yeah… :)
@fetB
@fetB 21 күн бұрын
erm no. Science is science because it works from all angles. Everything else in sonsense
@keiyakins
@keiyakins 8 сағат бұрын
​@@fetB So your answer to "why do things fall" is "I dunno."? No model of gravity has yet been able to work for everything.
@fetB
@fetB 22 минут бұрын
@@keiyakins you're conflating the unknown with "all angles". All angles, implies allthe angles we know, and as such, we have firm grip on gravity. What you're talking about is religion where theres an answer for everything, usually "he has his ways". Science is the practice of scrutinizing a subject till failure.
@AFastidiousCuber
@AFastidiousCuber Ай бұрын
I was driving when the notification for this video came up. Fortunately, the football in the thumbnail is geometrically incorrect. Otherwise, I could have been in a serious accident.
@FathDaniel
@FathDaniel Ай бұрын
Luckily I was driving a bus. So once I crashed it due to sheer geometric beauty, I boarded an oil tanker. Sadly I had this video on pause, so I crashed the tanker as well.
@c.jishnu378
@c.jishnu378 Ай бұрын
​@@FathDaniel Guess i am not alone.
@publiconions6313
@publiconions6313 Ай бұрын
Lol
@tonnenpanda
@tonnenpanda Ай бұрын
Who came up with that line of text and thought it is a good argument. That is one of the most random things I've heard in a long time. 🤣
@FathDaniel
@FathDaniel Ай бұрын
@@c.jishnu378 greetings fellow geometric enthusiast. Do you too enjoy realistically styled pictures of geometric polyhedron and crash vehicles wherever you see one? I too love doing perfectly human things, with my friends and their perfectly fine human larvae.
@derosterhase1
@derosterhase1 Ай бұрын
In contrast to fixing some street signs in the UK, fixing all footballs in the world sounds like a reasonable task (I guess)
@foldionepapyrus3441
@foldionepapyrus3441 Ай бұрын
Only have to fix all the balls for which the stadium they will be used in there exists a road sign. Which is very much the Premier League and perhaps one step down, as I rather doubt many of the smaller fixtures have the geometrically incorrect road signs. (At least in the UK, I don't know what the roadsigns look like for every other nation)
@phiefer3
@phiefer3 Ай бұрын
No no no, the plan isn't actually to try to get the balls changed. The plan is to convince the Premier League to convince the government to fix the signs so that they don't have to change the balls.
@gdclemo
@gdclemo Ай бұрын
or in contrast to changing the design for future signs, changing the design for future footballs. Though that would involve talking to a greater number of suppliers I guess, who probably also sell to other markets than the UK. So possibly changing the design for the entire world. That might be a harder sell.
@AnthonyFlack
@AnthonyFlack 5 күн бұрын
Good idea, let's just change the balls. Now all we have to do is figure out how to tesselate a sphere with hexagons.
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Ай бұрын
Wait, they both said the change would be unnoticeably insignificant AND dangerously distracting? Simultaneously? Incredible.
@louisBrother1988
@louisBrother1988 Ай бұрын
Probably written by two different people
@woowooNeedsFaith
@woowooNeedsFaith 27 күн бұрын
​@@louisBrother1988 ... or one politician.
@spelcheak
@spelcheak Ай бұрын
“Appreciation for geometry” was the wrong direction to go in, it should have been “to not look like idiots” from the start.
@hannahwatermelon
@hannahwatermelon Ай бұрын
Classic government move saying both "it doesn't matter at the distance that drivers would see it" and also "seeing a geometrically accurate football will cause an increase in the risk of accidents" in the same document LMAO
@glub1381
@glub1381 Ай бұрын
I can see a case being made that most people wouldn't notice it, but those who signed the petition or are very interested in geometry might get distracted if they did change the signs. And the change is subtle enough that they'd have to take their eyes off the road and focus on the ball for a few seconds, which could cause an accident.
@xenmaifirebringer552
@xenmaifirebringer552 Ай бұрын
​@@glub1381 but those interested in accurate geometry can also get distracted by the wrong and confusing current version
@nicholaslau3194
@nicholaslau3194 Ай бұрын
@@glub1381 The sign impedes vision of the road ahead, thus increasing the risk of accidents
@smallwisdom8819
@smallwisdom8819 Ай бұрын
@@nicholaslau3194 Just getting rid of all signs, would reduce accidents, including those distracting yield and stop signs.
@PrograError
@PrograError Ай бұрын
@@smallwisdom8819 [ Crash rate suddenly increases _-100%_ ]
@afluka
@afluka Ай бұрын
You'd think that the intersection between people who don't care for football and people who don't care for maths would be very small (especially in the UK), but I'm not surprised that those few people work in the government.
@apmcx
@apmcx Ай бұрын
I laughed really hard at this thanks
@0LoneTech
@0LoneTech 28 күн бұрын
Nor accuracy. Their care is exactly sufficient to produce bullshit excuses to avoid work.
@AnthonyFlack
@AnthonyFlack 5 күн бұрын
If only all the people who didn't love football had a passion for mathematics.
@424ever
@424ever Ай бұрын
> The incorrect geometry is not noticable while driving > The correct geometry would be so distracting it would cause accidents It feels like only 1, if any, can be correct
@trinidad17
@trinidad17 Ай бұрын
Covering all bases to attempt to justify saying they just don't want to.
@SWalkerTTU
@SWalkerTTU Ай бұрын
@@trinidad17 It would’ve been simpler to give him the Arkell v Pressdram response.
@Pedro_MVS_Lima
@Pedro_MVS_Lima Ай бұрын
Let's see then if both can't be correct (which I believe it's your conclusion as how it feels?) Assume the 1st statement to be true. We then know the incorrect geometry is not noticeable while driving, and we can also derive that if the geometry is noticeable while driving, then the geometry is correct. Considering now the 2nd statement, we can see there is no contradiction. Let's see it from the other end now, assuming the 2nd statement to be true. So we know that the correct geometry is so distracting that it would cause accidents. So if there were no accidents at all, then there had been no distractions and therefore the geometry is incorrect. Which doesn't contradict the 1st statement. So yes, it would seem both could be true, even if they are nonsensical.
@daviddegeorge2667
@daviddegeorge2667 29 күн бұрын
No no! You cannot get that "if the geometry is noticeable then it is correct" from the first statement. You're clearly confusing "this specific incorrect geometry" for "all incorrect geometry". They are saying the current football like depiction's flaws are unnoticeable, which is already false because they got a petition from people who noticed. However, I do feel that the idea that a depiction of an actual football might not confuse and startle Brits. If it's too convincing they may well stop their vehicles at random and attempt to kick the realistic image, causing chaos in the roadways. Also. ⚽.
@Pedro_MVS_Lima
@Pedro_MVS_Lima 28 күн бұрын
@@daviddegeorge2667 Haha, well, maybe not. I was taking the statements at face value, with no particular relation to the video. In that sense, "The incorrect geometry" is equivalent to "Any incorrect geometry". But let's go a step further then. Considering the video, it is reasonable to assume that, regardless of which incorrect geometry, the authorities answers would have been the exact same, which would then generalize the situation to "All incorrect geometries". What I was trying to address was that although it feels like the statements can't both be true (I feel it that way, too), that feeling may very well be in error. On another note, I'll be driving soon, so I shouldn't have seen your emoticon as it might cause me an accident from memory. As I drive on the other side of the road, I can only hope that particular chirality doesn't affect me. Cheers!
@chrisckelly
@chrisckelly Ай бұрын
Over here in Ann Arbor, Michigan, there's a mural featuring a Rubik's cube that is impossible to solve due to having two white centerpieces. The mural also includes the phrases "Challenge Everything" and "Create Anything," which offer a reassuring message and diminish the frustration upon reading them. 🤷‍♂️
@LeonCoretz
@LeonCoretz 28 күн бұрын
Remember when "Challenge Everything" spoken in a whisper was Electronic Art's slogan? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@timetraveller6643
@timetraveller6643 Ай бұрын
Nowhere on the sign does it claim to be a football. Perhaps it represents a frisbee.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын
No other country has 80,000-seat frisbee stadiums.
@jamesmnguyen
@jamesmnguyen Ай бұрын
​@@jpdemer5 Then it's time for a change.
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 Ай бұрын
@@jamesmnguyen I always wondered what "FC" stood for, obviously it means frisbee club! If we're still not able to get the government to fix this issue ourselves, perhaps we need to get the WFDF (the governing body of frisbee sports) involved?
@Bear-re5xm
@Bear-re5xm 29 күн бұрын
Hrm... can you have a completely hexagonal frisbee??? that sounds like a new video!
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 29 күн бұрын
@@Bear-re5xm Where's Steve Mould when you really need him??
@gordonwiley2006
@gordonwiley2006 Ай бұрын
Personally I think that the footballs should be even more geometrically complex. I think it should be like those naval ships that got covered with weird shapes and colors to confuse enemy spotters. We need antagonistic sports equipment.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 29 күн бұрын
Antagonistic sports equipment sounds like boxing gloves.
@reddcube
@reddcube Ай бұрын
Matt should sell stickers that have the correct pentagons. And then just let vigilante nerds fix the signs.
@TheXtrafresh
@TheXtrafresh Ай бұрын
I just LOVE how changing these signs is at the same time devastatingly trivial and a reason to systematically hound the government for YEARS.
@NoNo-nr2xv
@NoNo-nr2xv Ай бұрын
5 years later "So Premier League got back in contact with me about changing the ball, aaand it's a no"
@JohnSmith-ie8ir
@JohnSmith-ie8ir Ай бұрын
"So, what does this mean for our petition?" "Well here we are today in New York, USA, standing in front of the UNHQ; right on time, just as the 2029 General Assembly--"
@HebaruSan
@HebaruSan Ай бұрын
The next petition should request updating the sign to show the side with the octagon
@bryanillenberg
@bryanillenberg Ай бұрын
LMAO yes!
@Yao_Guai
@Yao_Guai 18 күн бұрын
😂
@QuantumHistorian
@QuantumHistorian Ай бұрын
The funniest thing to me is someone from Liverpool FC inviting Matt to see some of the players, and him turning them down in favour of the analytics team. Bet that's never happened before.
@zinsch5588
@zinsch5588 Ай бұрын
It was a joke.
@QuantumHistorian
@QuantumHistorian Ай бұрын
@@zinsch5588 No, really? A funny bit in a video was a joke? I bet no one had any idea that was the case until your enlightened us
@Kyle-nm1kh
@Kyle-nm1kh Ай бұрын
I think it's happened before. Plenty of people just go to talk stats I bet.
@brois841
@brois841 29 күн бұрын
@@Kyle-nm1kh pretty sure this is the first and only time
@astropgn
@astropgn Ай бұрын
17:22 the famous Parker Kick
@sakesaurus1706
@sakesaurus1706 29 күн бұрын
he's moving on from math to more fields He's such a polymath
@JavSusLar
@JavSusLar Ай бұрын
Add an argument to your case: in Spain, traffic signs DO RESPECT geometry.
@DanielHarveyDyer
@DanielHarveyDyer Ай бұрын
That's very much not in our favor. Do you think the Brexit loving public would stand for us adopting European Road Sign Standards! Good lord no.
@uIteriormotives
@uIteriormotives Ай бұрын
I never noticed the geometry of a football on the street signs here in Portugal lol, definitely will check soon
@stechuskaktus8318
@stechuskaktus8318 Ай бұрын
In Germany, they do too. Whether that's a pro or con, that's another issue.
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 Ай бұрын
​@@stechuskaktus8318 I don't know either, how's the traffic incident rate around your football pitches?
@stechuskaktus8318
@stechuskaktus8318 Ай бұрын
@@abydosianchulac2 Not sure. But I asked ChatGPT about this, and that's the first time I got a very clear and one-sided response. The AI thinks a mathematically impossible football is more distracting than a correct one.
@euti
@euti Ай бұрын
That jersey is so fitting to Matt because at least they tried to get the initials right. One could say it's a Parker jersey.
@samvknip3297
@samvknip3297 Ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@andrewkepert923
@andrewkepert923 Ай бұрын
They won’t change the initials on the jersey - it would be too distracting and cause accidents. The only way for the jersey to make sense is for Matt to change his name.
@brenthooton3412
@brenthooton3412 Ай бұрын
One could say the signs have an image of a Parker football.
@Crayonberry1212
@Crayonberry1212 Ай бұрын
Only the govt would argue that it's too insignificant of a change AND the change would be too distracting.
@stechuskaktus8318
@stechuskaktus8318 Ай бұрын
I know a sign with a perfectly fine football, and I can tell you, the pentagons make me want to drive into the opposite lane every time.
@ajaxmajor
@ajaxmajor Ай бұрын
wait a minute they can't say that it's such a small change that it would only be noticeable up close AND it'll be so distracting that it'll cause accidents pick one buddy
@oijosh6286
@oijosh6286 Ай бұрын
That's government logic that is.
@kamo7293
@kamo7293 Ай бұрын
government logic: I made it the f up
@GryphLane
@GryphLane Ай бұрын
Department for Transport in a nutshell
@nochsta
@nochsta Ай бұрын
Of course they can.They’re politicians.
@GryphLane
@GryphLane Ай бұрын
@@nochsta Not all of them. Mostly civil servants. Pen pushers that only have the Traffic Signs Manuals on their desk for the pretty pictures
@Mulakulu
@Mulakulu Ай бұрын
Arguably, due to your obsession and influence, the sign has spread more awareness of footballs and their geometry than if it was correct in the first place. Keep up the great work
@jupitahr
@jupitahr Ай бұрын
Some: We met in real life Others: We met online Matt: We met through a foot donut
@Gunbudder
@Gunbudder Ай бұрын
where i live, we have citizen's initiatives! this means that when a petition reaches the number of signatures required for the state government to respond, it just goes directly to a vote on the next ballot. The state government has nothing to do with it and can't even stop it if they wanted to!! then the people vote in the next ballot if the initiative should become law or not. we have had a lot of awesome things passed directly into law this way, like the registration fee for all vehicles was reduced to about 20 bucks (down from hundreds of dollars). the state couldn't stop us and they just had to find that funding for road repair somewhere else. initiatives are amazing
@yaitz3313
@yaitz3313 Ай бұрын
Where is this? Switzerland? I know they're big on citizen democracy in Switzerland.
@illdeletethismusic
@illdeletethismusic 27 күн бұрын
Switzerland doesn"t use dollars
@rsyvbh
@rsyvbh Ай бұрын
2:53 if i noticed the wrong geometry while driving it would be way more distracting than the correct geometry
@HebaruSan
@HebaruSan Ай бұрын
Enjoyed the cameo by Matt's hair
@Impossiblah
@Impossiblah Ай бұрын
"You wouldn't be able to see the detail from the road. Also the design would distract drivers." Incredible
@htfx11
@htfx11 29 күн бұрын
The ball displaying a nice impossibility on the front only to have to compensate with lovecraftian abominations on the back is such a good metaphor for the state of the government these days
@oristur3443
@oristur3443 Ай бұрын
The octagon could have been cut in half, forming two hexagons, and transforming the adjacent pentagons into hexagons too as a bonus.
@Pystro
@Pystro Ай бұрын
That would make it a 12-pentagon 36-hexagon ball. Which is in between the counts for regular "footballs" (12pentagons + 20 hexagons, 12 pentagons + 80 hexagons, ...)
@sydhenderson6753
@sydhenderson6753 Ай бұрын
@@Pystro Chemistry fans recognize buckyballs.
@Kyle-nm1kh
@Kyle-nm1kh Ай бұрын
I agree the octagon could have been dealt with better
@MikewareXGR
@MikewareXGR Ай бұрын
Came here to say the same thing. Bisect the octagon and pull the seam in a bit, then you're making the adjacent pentagons into hexagons as well.
@adamboyd1132
@adamboyd1132 Ай бұрын
The correct approach is obvious. The UK government clearly does not care enough about football to GET IT RIGHT. How can you call it your national pastime if you don't get the SIMPLE details right on the signs?
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Ай бұрын
Of course the Tories don’t care about football, they only care about hobnobbing at cricket and the derby 😂
@existenceisillusion6528
@existenceisillusion6528 Ай бұрын
Should get that ball into actual play in the World Cup ... for maybe 2 minutes. Then have everyone sign it and auction it off, and give 200% to charity.
@needamuffin
@needamuffin Ай бұрын
I love that you argument isn't "we'll get it to match the other direction", it's "getting it match the other direction would be a significantly larger task".
@DuelScreen
@DuelScreen Ай бұрын
I suggest you try again but this time include this video AND include a 2D suggested replacement football icon to make it as easy as possible for the committee to accept your changes.
@trwn87
@trwn87 Ай бұрын
Good idea!
@bretscofield
@bretscofield Ай бұрын
I'm not even a fan of football, but I'm convinced!
@lars_larsen
@lars_larsen 29 күн бұрын
I think government-endorsed misinformation is a big NO. The signs need to change.
@danaclass
@danaclass Ай бұрын
Someone should make up a bunch of stickers that are the right colors for the signs of a correct ball and slap them on all the signs..
@thorongil9
@thorongil9 29 күн бұрын
I love that changing the signs would simultaneously be so subtle drivers wouldn't notice, and so distracting it would cause accidents! lol
@natecurley3090
@natecurley3090 Ай бұрын
Bullying a multi-billion dollar organization is hilarious and would be a perfect intro to a comedy sketch.
@MyChevySonic
@MyChevySonic Ай бұрын
If the government can't fix a small problem, what hope do they have in fixing big, exit related problems?
@giteausuperstar
@giteausuperstar Ай бұрын
So the new sign would be simultaneously too subtle to notice a difference and also so distracting that it could cause more accidents? That’s truly impressive.
@bungalo50
@bungalo50 Ай бұрын
Really a missed opportunity to have some pros kick some free shots and look at the weird aerodynamics
@danaxtell2367
@danaxtell2367 Ай бұрын
Yes! I was hoping for a corner kick to see it curve. Because it's not tri-laterally symmetrical, the curve will change depending on the axis of spin (much like a baseball). And a kick with little spin should get a knuckleball effect.
@chasingwildlife6584
@chasingwildlife6584 Ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking, getting Trent to curl it miles wide of the top corner would have proved a point.
@VivekYadav-ds8oz
@VivekYadav-ds8oz Ай бұрын
Honestly, the government should really listen and change the sign. It's just an appreciation and acknowledgment of the nerd culture.
@PleegWat
@PleegWat Ай бұрын
Checking a few Dutch football stadiums, I found several (different) icons of footballs and they all had black pentagons.
@N0zer0
@N0zer0 Ай бұрын
Even the soccer ball Unicode character has black pentagons. It's so trivial that you need to be British to get this one wrong.
@frenkgoes
@frenkgoes Ай бұрын
Liverpool: That's incredible. Come on in, we'll get some players and... Matt: No I want your analytics!
@t5tom
@t5tom Ай бұрын
Arne Slot off to a strange start
@damadmax
@damadmax Ай бұрын
What about a kickstarter campaign on printing accurate stickers to put onto the wrong signs? Guerrilla style! ps: any chance on a followup video giving some detail on this data-collecting-during-soccer-games topic?
@bergerniklas6647
@bergerniklas6647 Ай бұрын
in switzerland, schools use unsymetrical footballs to level the playingfield during sportsclass between the football kids and the unsporty kids.
@RedHair651
@RedHair651 Ай бұрын
Interesting!
@ahettinger525
@ahettinger525 Ай бұрын
In the US we use asymmetrical footballs at all levels... (okay, bad sportsball joke)
@beagleboy31
@beagleboy31 Ай бұрын
​@@ahettinger525no it's good actually
@louisvictor3473
@louisvictor3473 Ай бұрын
@@ahettinger525 I mean, they're symetrical though. Not infintielly symmetrical, but they're symmetric in three perpendicular axis.
@ahettinger525
@ahettinger525 Ай бұрын
@@louisvictor3473 are you sure? are you counting the laces?
@oflameo8927
@oflameo8927 Ай бұрын
Another option is to put stickers on the old signs to fix them.
@gregory596
@gregory596 Ай бұрын
Congrats to Jon-Paul. He did a great job.
@davidstigant9466
@davidstigant9466 Ай бұрын
This seems like a great opportunity for a guerilla art project. Print a bunch of sheet magnets of the right size and design and just cover up all the signs you can find with the correct geometry. You could sell them to raise money for charity etc.
@fieora
@fieora Ай бұрын
I can't believe we got a parker jersey... close, but not quite his initials
@HunterHogan
@HunterHogan Ай бұрын
I've never seen that sign or heard about this issue before, and I did not see a soccer ball on the sign: I saw a domed stadium. Also, the government's arguments (up to 4:12 at least) includes burden shifting, arguments from ignorance, and the is-ought problem.
@benjaminpedersen9548
@benjaminpedersen9548 Ай бұрын
I would argue that being geometrically inaccurate is making it more likely to distract drivers, however, it is also more likely to spark curiosity of geometry.
@BaldorfBreakdowns
@BaldorfBreakdowns Ай бұрын
I mean, that's basically this video in a nutshell, right? This guy has been so distracted by the sign he's made multiple videos and petitions in an effort to change it.
@benjaminpedersen9548
@benjaminpedersen9548 Ай бұрын
@@BaldorfBreakdowns Exactly!
@Alex-js5lg
@Alex-js5lg Ай бұрын
Make the ball out of the standard panels, then _print_ the Parkerball pattern over it. The aerodynamics will stay the same and the ball will match the sign.
@chasingwildlife6584
@chasingwildlife6584 Ай бұрын
the visual spin will make it much harder to understand where the sides are and so the milimeter precision of professional free kicks will become impossible. For me though it would make no difference, I completely mishit 50% of shots anyway 😂
@Firebird1005
@Firebird1005 Ай бұрын
This sounds too much like a reasonable solution. I'm not a fan.
@Morbius907
@Morbius907 Ай бұрын
Having a slightly incorrect picture of a football should not be an issue for the inventor of the Parker square.
@Ditocoaf
@Ditocoaf Ай бұрын
The Parker Square represents "giving it a go". The incorrect football represents "couldn't be arsed". Trying something hard and enjoying partial success for the sake of interest, versus total disinterest in addressing a situation one way or another. Total opposites.
@Morbius907
@Morbius907 Ай бұрын
@@Ditocoaf The person who designed the football image did "Give it a go" and had "Partial success."
@the_jono
@the_jono Ай бұрын
I was looking at the thumbnail for a while, wondering if I should watch the video, then I noticed the ball was only hexagons. Had to see how you did it at that point!
@SuperMegaCoffeeGuru
@SuperMegaCoffeeGuru Ай бұрын
I appreciate that their answer was indeed "It's not something drivers would notice" and "It would distract drivers" simultaneously without any sense of irony.
@kaspernr.18
@kaspernr.18 Ай бұрын
The bigger Problem with the signs is how bad the P on the Parking sign is centered
@sakesaurus1706
@sakesaurus1706 29 күн бұрын
wtf it kind of is Can't unsee
@illdeletethismusic
@illdeletethismusic 27 күн бұрын
time to update the petition to include all grievances with the current signage
@ericherde1
@ericherde1 Ай бұрын
Talk to the opposition if the government won’t listen. Surely you have some viewers who live in the constituency represented by the Shadow Minister of Transportation. Ask them to connect you with their MP!
@thistemba
@thistemba 29 күн бұрын
Kudos to Matt for getting out there and playing
@baconhopper8090
@baconhopper8090 Ай бұрын
That ball would improve football in a similar way to how landmines would improve F1. Love you, Matt!
@PeloquinDavid
@PeloquinDavid 29 күн бұрын
Two lovely visions within one simile!
@virtuous-sloth
@virtuous-sloth Ай бұрын
It might help to render a geometrically proper version of the icon in SVG and perhaps some bitmap versions so that the government has no excuse around the cost of updating their design source.
@BridgeBum
@BridgeBum Ай бұрын
This. Don't make them do work, give them drop in replacement files and ask them for 30 seconds of their time.
@hothambassador
@hothambassador Ай бұрын
Gotta set up a lobby for change
@jcskyknight2222
@jcskyknight2222 Ай бұрын
Have you spoken to Count Binface to see if he’d look at this as a policy?
@Masterpdudley
@Masterpdudley 25 күн бұрын
I’m so mf excited for this collaboration
@rodrigodemiguellamminen5244
@rodrigodemiguellamminen5244 Ай бұрын
Glorious. I saw John Paul's TikTok when he posted it, as I'm fascinated by his construction of footballs. I even commented on the importance of him contacting you, and now this popping up on my KZbin feed has truly made my day and perhapes even my week.
@Schrotkehlchen
@Schrotkehlchen Ай бұрын
Looking at the positioning of the P for parking in its box in the background, they really don't care about the symbols on their traffic signs
@RaindropsBleeding
@RaindropsBleeding Ай бұрын
Matt, I have several friends who have worked for the government in the past. If you make a replacement image for the sign and present it with your appeal, they might accept it. They just don't want to design it themselves
@SchnitzelDaemon
@SchnitzelDaemon 11 күн бұрын
Bonkers video, loved it!
@iamdigory
@iamdigory Ай бұрын
The government's response was infuriating, they cited no reasonable downside. The people involved are almost certainly bad people in subtle but important ways
@tommyhetrick
@tommyhetrick Ай бұрын
the downside is it's too much work for them ::P
@iamdigory
@iamdigory Ай бұрын
@@tommyhetrick if they would have said that it would be much more understandable.
@sakesaurus1706
@sakesaurus1706 29 күн бұрын
​@@iamdigoryMaybe they don't want the bad optics so they spin it, saying the petition is something dangerous
@weckar
@weckar Ай бұрын
"Invalid Turnstile response" That's exactly what I want from my petitions!
@smugless191
@smugless191 Ай бұрын
This is so funny! I would love to have one of these as a memento for bizarre mathematical objects.
@andyclynch7569
@andyclynch7569 29 күн бұрын
Stand-up Maths AND Liverpool FC!! This is officially (not actually officially) the best video on KZbin. Matt proving that maths can get you anywhere, even Liverpool’s training HQ.
@JETAlone12
@JETAlone12 Ай бұрын
Shoulda called it Matt's Balls.
@Jesse-st1qw
@Jesse-st1qw Ай бұрын
The Parker ball perhaps?
@TheMcIke
@TheMcIke Ай бұрын
Just print out a few thousand stickers of a correct ball, then go about the country then overlay the correct ball on the signs (yea, I know, defacing government property, blah, blah, blah, but you gotta do what's right some times!).
@jurjenbos228
@jurjenbos228 Ай бұрын
"pretty good at football" while kicking into empty space: I love it. You play footbaal like a true mathematician!
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 Ай бұрын
Don't go to Liverpool, go to somewhere like Ipswitch Town where they'll be spending crazy amounts of money anyway now they've been promoted. If nothing else, they can sell these in their gift shop
@DubioserKerl
@DubioserKerl Ай бұрын
Matt plays 6D hexagonal chess with the government
@lbeg323
@lbeg323 Ай бұрын
well now that I've signed the petition, I really think I deserve a donut.
@Mark_LaCroix
@Mark_LaCroix Ай бұрын
The flaw in your petition was the "appreciate of geometry" angle, as that was seemingly the only part that the response focused on, and was right to dismiss. You should have said "The signs are in error. That is not a football. Spain will make fun of us if we don't change it." I'm only partially joking, because while I completely understand and even agree with the position taken by the response, I think they'd have a harder time refusing to change it (at least on new signs) if the argument was focused on the cultural "meaning," aka: the actual purpose of the signage. That symbol, ultimately, doesn't mean "football." That is still a pedantic, technical argument, but it would have better chance than one focused on math alone.
@masterandexpert288
@masterandexpert288 Ай бұрын
If you haven't seen the special I would HIGHLY recommend it. It was funny, entertaining, and engaging the entire way through. Plus you get to support a great creator in the process. Two thumbs up Matt!
@deathab0ve
@deathab0ve Ай бұрын
16:22 Matt Parker confirmed next member of Dude Perfect.
@connorgibes709
@connorgibes709 Ай бұрын
"Dude Perfect Number"
@LSA30
@LSA30 Ай бұрын
This might be the only time in history someone asked to see Liverpool's maths nerds over their star players. Shoutout to Tim!
@Zummeli
@Zummeli Ай бұрын
I find it impossible how you managed to fit about 2 hours of interesting banter and information into a video less than 20 minutes long. You truly are a mathemagician❤
@flapjacki9579
@flapjacki9579 Ай бұрын
They made the impossi-ball possible!!
Why does Vegas have its own value of pi?
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