Vita Carnis Is TERRIFYING (Full Movie)

[@spiritbx1337]

4:25 "So it's like a plant, but it's living?" Ah yes, living plants, what a crazy concept!

[@andrewmurphy1313]

Stans brain aint braining

[@Thesigmaone747]

Yeah, imagine if things like germs were alive! That would be crazzzy.

[@Sillygoober12473]

That would be wild if the plants just move

[@CharlesTheSpeedster]

@@Sillygoober12473 Wilder if the plants had to fight some random zombies in a neighborhood

[@Sillygoober12473]

@@CharlesTheSpeedster oh my god,🤯

[@BombertOficjalny]

fun fact: the father of the family of 4 that was attacked by the harvester is the same man that was wanted. He was the one to release the documentary about vita carnis, that included the information about the singularity and monoliths and the government didn't like it. So the man was classified as a criminal. He is the one trying to expose the government.

[@plagued3245]

this shows how immersive the series is

[@ZxCv134-n3b]

A yes The government is corrupted once again no wonder i never trust them

[@maglara5007]

Makes sense. The man wanted the harvester removed, but the goverment did nothing. He decided to make a documentary about the carnis to warn people about the dangers

[@studior2962]

Nope, they’re two separate characters, Vincent(the wanted man), is the guy who was mentioned to have lost his father in a Mimic attack, not the Harvester attack

[@ThatguycalledRiley]

Enough arguments.

[@BomberDX]

Sometimes you beat your meat. Sometimes the meat (b)eats you.

[@mysteriousinternetperson]

sigma daddy balls peak testosterone huge meat snake

[@maclenix]

Who's meat?

[@solarsurprise]

today i lovingly beat the life out of meat. (meat is the name of my dummy) (in minecraft)

[@nonolerigolo9128]

as i sucked the meat, it sucked back

[@Specyington]

normal society vs communist society

[@BombertOficjalny]

fun fact #2: The flavour enhancer is spores of a host, that's why it needs to be done below 60*C, Because spores die out in high temperatures.

[@matoiryuko9444]

Oh yeah and they can only live in relatively cold area too

[@_bariyer]

i was so triggered when Stan said the enhancer was crushed ants

[@Radiant_Veiner]

I know it

[@BombertOficjalny]

@@_bariyer real, ants are a species that carry the cordyceps spores the most.

[@_bariyer]

@@BombertOficjalny i know

[@jingleredthesecond529]

The duality of chatters “It’s the meat man!” “Pookie!”

[@Pain_train_wielder]

Angelica the Trimming ❤️❤️❤️😇😇😇

[@aarongrant1]

and dont forget: "smash"

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

""The trimming looks like a giant leech"" Well atleast he doesn't look like... Freddy FiveBears

[@DeltaTheProtogen.]

because, freddy five bears..

[@CheePufStudios]

m

[@rivelinorahmadyanirawanpra1469]

I dont think leeches have legs

[@thisisabot4948]

Aur aur aur aur aur aur aur aurrr aur aur aur aur aur aur aur *beating boxes sounds*

[@a_dumbass3621]

meat snakes are giant leeches

[@SuperSonicKageFNF]

okay the part at 1:34:45 where the kid keeps saying “I don’t wanna die” (at least what i hear) is actually pretty much the only time ive actually gotten sad by an analog horror video, you can feel the pain and fear in the kids voice, and it’s like I can almost feel it in my soul, major props to whoever played the role of that random child

[@alfredlawton2120]

REAL i asked a friend want to see the sad-est and scariest video and they laughed at it... (i unfriended them that same day)

[@Call_me_Akaza]

​@@alfredlawton2120What was the reason u had to unfriend them? (Sry u just didnt explain it properly enough, I can't tell if hin laughing at the video caused u to unfriend him or another reason)

[@pitagaming123]

Oh GOD now I feel bad

[@Alex.Lammens]

that first clip with the mimic killing the camera man genuinely made me smile from the use of practical effects

[@Pixelportrait7546]

his fingers look like bacon

[@god892]

@@Pixelportrait7546 mmmmm bacin

[@thepoeticminecart]

Oh it was practical??? :0

[@Alex.Lammens]

@thepoeticminecart yep, that's why this is my absolute favorite analog horror. cgi was used for everything other than the videos for the mimics and trimmings

[@thepoeticminecart]

@Alex.Lammens thats wo cool! I love a good practical effect Thats why The Thing is one of my fave movies

[@mrskeleton434]

long story short mutated slim Jim pops out of nowhere and does a bit of tomfoolery

[@mettat9062]

basically, yeah.

[@Pain_train_wielder]

Basically, yeah.

[@trichyketchup]

basically, yeah.

[@noisetv72]

basically, yeah.

[@spaceninja6735]

Basically, yeah.

[@MemeDemon85]

26:06 Nah bro got thrown such a curveball that he switched languages

[@Michael-The-Cat]

danish scared type

[@voidastralbirth]

Well at least it isn’t Freddy Five Bear!

[@suryagaming9332]

Nah he's speaking Vita carnis lore

[@ereh2000]

Aaam what the sigma 🗿

[@CloudMouth27]

at least it's not freddy fazbear

[@WAX117]

The trimming got me acting up 😮‍💨😫

[@arasaras7738]

or is it "vsauce theme loudens"

[@Chainsmokerreal]

9:32 "so you can play basketball with it" -stanleymov 2024

[@Strombone]

9:28 btw but close enough

[@kylerkhaos7519]

25:59 we aint gonna talk about bro in the chat saying “IDC i’d SMASH” 😭☠️🙏

[@SethplaysRGs]

Aw hail naw😭😭🙏🙏

[@ChopSueyyy]

I love how this analog horror is made in a way where you question yourself if the "documentary" you are watching is or isnt tempered with by mimics. Like saying "meat snakes are harmless", or "having a trimming as a pet is a wonderful idea" and the whole "run away in a straight line, dont use weapons against mimics" and the whole cooking video is a bit suspicious The enhancer is 100% just Host-Spores

[@GIGACAT573]

The first guy talking is 90% a mimic as he said that mimics are unstoppable; But oh what’s this ? 1:13:25 : Mimics can be hurt now ? How weird....

[@matoiryuko9444]

Also the first cooking vid said the enhanced flavour works at best after 60°C

[@cutestcreeper569]

​@@GIGACAT573At the second to last episode of season 1, it is revealed that the first documentaries were made by college students for fun, so I think the actual documentary parts are the originals.

[@GIGACAT573]

@@cutestcreeper569 Mmmh....

[@ARFGT]

The symbol of black circle and red triangle they are kinda illuminati that controls governments and sending mimic spies there that's also why they tell you guns are useless and then the opposite.

[@TGigachad-i9y]

The Harvester is just something else. I hate that thing is just...pure nightmare fuel. I can even imagine the pain that you have inside of your body because of that creature. What a horrible way to pass away

[@FurStudS]

Legit my worst fear

[@KirkBeems]

@@FurStudS ong

[@endercongamer0125]

It's horrifying, getting buried alive and bleed out...

[@ChopSueyyy]

Im not gonna lie. Out of all the horror media i have watched over the years. The video of the family getting killed by that thing was the first time i felt actually bad. Like holy shit that was grim. Especially because you know what the harvester does to people.

[@dumbartist864]

I don't get scared easily, but holy shit. That moment was terrifying to me, that poor child.

[@Kitbyss]

31:29 Fire. Fire is VERY effective against a lot of things. Heated Knife, Gasoline + Match, or even set the whole house ablaze.

[@ef_myself]

it would take a while to set the WHOLE room or house on fire, and the mimics are shown to break out or into a house pretty easily

[@MooN-ni2hl]

interesting how fire was our first harvested breakthrough and it still is incredibly good in there

[@unamedYT283]

Arson

[@Zapper2412]

Molotov

[@EclipseTheInfamous]

RQ, lemme explain the story of the prince. Once upon a time, there was a royal family; A King, a Queen and a Prince. During an expedition, the royal family's ship was hit, causing the prince to fall into the sea. After being astray in the ocean for quite some time, he made his way to an island where he put himself into a healing sleep. There were other creatures inhabiting the island; the critters, who were struggling to survive. Some of the Critters found the prince in his slumber, so they gave him what little food they received to heal him. The prince woke up and befriended the critters, so in return for helping him recover he enchanted them with his magic. The critters built him a boat for the prince to return home, and the Prince promised to return and save their species and dying island. There are a few theories people made on the storybook, so I'd recommend checking them out in your free time :) there is no escaping the meat man

[@da-os-pepel-disgrama]

18:03 Hammerhead planarians, if separated, become a completely new one, and are practically resistant to most things that can deal damage, you would need to completely destroy its cells or nervous system to kill it fully, and if you're wondering they can multiply infinitely until there's no more body to cut.

[@caarsios7768]

The Flavor Enhancers that Nutrire Co. uses are the host's spores. That's why in the cooking video of the Nutrire Co. , the cook has been equipped with gloves and gas mask (the gas mask can be seen by 1 second as the cook leans forwardd in the video [also that is why it is needed to be kept under a certain degree]). Later on, once the customers of the product become effected by it (the enhancer's spore) and probably use them to feed something even bigger (like the prince in the story). the humans (cultists) are the critters and the creatures (probably the main one) is the prince in the story, by the company (more likely the cult that "is" the company) feeds human to the singularity ( on the logo of the enhancer, their logo is a black circle with a red triangle, which represents the Singularity.) or the "thing" on the island exchange of something (like in the story how prince taught critters magic, after the discovery of the Vita Carnis species, the Cult was formed in the world's governments out of admiration for the species' mysterious properties. Using their connections, the Cult has allowed the Vita Carnis to run rampant across the Earth in return for assistance in helping the planet). This is definetly one of the best analog horror I've ever watched. It's great that Stan reacted to this.

[@Integrous_Melodies]

Not only do the meat snakes use skulls they find as their own stanley, but if i remember correctly the giant meat snake actually used MUTIPLE SKULLS as teeth.

[@janettepadilla849]

And it was the same amount of monoliths,7

[@ARFGT]

Specifically deerish skulls Where did the deers come from:the cult brought them

[@Grantbird1964]

Eh the skulls look for like cow skulls

[@Grid4now]

I payed attention to the lore and the “seasoning” is the spores that come out the one meat creature that’s why the narratives voice get slowly more emotionless since the spores make you a zombie and follow it

[@Rrockyroadvr]

You just watched film theory

[@Grid4now]

@@Rrockyroadvr yeah you got me

[@Rrockyroadvr]

@@Grid4now i knew bc i watched it too

[@Grid4now]

@@Rrockyroadvrdamn i realized how cringe my comment is

[@demypeace]

i love how this ARG created a predator to humans and THOUROUGHLY developed it! we can tell the love and attention to details it's so cool! WAIT I KNEW THE ARTIST BEFORE THE ARG OMG TGEIR ART IS SO COOL AND GNARLY IM SO GLAD THEY ARE GETTING RECOGNITION!!

[@ChopSueyyy]

I want a movie made about this like so badly. But i know it will never happen sadly. For now good horror "movies" seem to mostly exist as fan made stories on youtube and so on.

[@pumpkid_Lmao]

mm yes, my favorite StanleyMOV quote. "Maroon, that's blue right?" 1:05:53

[@Oliver_4224]

Funny enough Australia seems the safest from the meaty fellows 😂

[@Chainsmokerreal]

True, but you would be upside down in Australia.

[@justafox0]

Well everything living there already wants you dead so something else was just unnecessary

[@thisisabot4948]

Howdy mate all i saw was those meaty things going to space

[@thisisabot4948]

​@@zlurplie0huntsman spiders get in and uhhh they big and i keep one as a pet Dont say it weird but bro chill and acts like a pest control

[@lazarusesaimbot1468]

@@thisisabot4948 they cant handle our reversed gravity

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

the puppetry in the pet trimming video is unironically really cool looked way better than whatever tf they did with the mimic in that video in the woods

[@Hanako_ut_fan]

57:33 it took me a bit to realize that the powder stuff could be from the host. that and the dude making the food was wearing a gas mask

[@ModernDude008]

I cannot believe he reacted to Vita Carnis; great series made by great people

[@Necesseisary]

22:53 "I would drop kick it" 😭😭

[@Call_me_Akaza]

Blud think he KJ (No actually tho, that is the only dropkick instance I know that is powerful enough to kill Carnis, but definitely not the only one)

[@aimeealfaro1288]

23:02 is is is is is is is is 😂

[@h3art_l0cket]

“my dog dont bite!“ the dog:

[@BDBigBenjamin]

when i was jorkin my shit, i realized that it wasn't my shit, it was my... meatworm....

[@This_handle]

AAAH

[@mathewrobins4306]

The creature IS THE MEATWORMMMM

[@khenanaqlan6909]

The meat beating incident

[@brysontheelite5496]

Bro got beat by the meat this time

[@Whathuhwhy14]

26:02 the only thing is that if it retreated to digest its meal, then he's probably chilling. Unless he has the energy to kill you and save you for dessert.

[@reju4333]

Stan every time theres a new creature: "Just nuke it"

[@Col.H.M]

The entire time until 1:37:40 I thought it was saying “THE FLAVOR OF CANCER”

[@doglover5591]

26:06 as a person who speaks japanese as an extra language, im american, i literally did the exact same thing when as stanley when watching this myself, it was just pure fast japanese then i laughed. lordy lorde i hate yet love analog horror

[@nitrovan]

Oh hey! I love this series

[@drixxtaa]

money 🤑

[@raqilladaian7158]

26:06 bro got scared he started speaking another language 💀

[@theoneguywhowasatthatoneplace]

vita carnis: there is an evil character or people stanley: THEYRE MIMICS

[@pacerman792001]

the mimic: ay yo bro you got doodle jump on your phone? possibly brawl stars? the pov of the kid: BACK VILE DEMON AWAY FROM MY JETPACK JOYRIDE

[@YippeeKaiyayhehehehaw]

mimic: alright listen here you little SHI- *headbutts-*

[@TylerGoatMan]

25:10 NOTHING could have prepared me for that analogy.

[@megavinikwy9yt326]

21:00 "well.... that escalated so frkng quickly"

[@IHAVEQUIT-s7k]

32:32 has amazing sigma alpha asmr

[@Ottomancat5256]

I love how chat is just screaming "BOMBOCLAAAAT!" at 1:57:06 💀

[@MarkoVMirok]

49:57 this Moon thing, people could think, Oh no, it's a new moon, but it's too dark. we can't see it, Until Some random Chinese Tiktok Ad women uses some super flashlight on the moon

[@cybo_vampire9145]

I fell asleep once while binging the series for the first time, and I woke up to the family screaming in the harvester video. Gave me nightmares for days

[@lazarus1540]

That video is the one I skip no matter what, after just hearing the audio one time it shook me tooooo much so I swiftly decided, nope, never watching the harvester video again

[@cybo_vampire9145]

@@lazarus1540 Understandable. I was still half asleep when I woke up, and closed the tab before realizing what video I was on. I was terrified of dark alleyways for days, imagining horrifying things, so much so that when I finally went back and saw what the source of the screaming was, I was kinda dissapointed

[@lazarus1540]

@@cybo_vampire9145 it's funny I finished this video an hour ago and watching it at 1am was a mistake, I went to get something with horrible paranoia, something about the thought of the monsters is so haunting

[@Sprout-Goober]

​​@@lazarus1540wait till you watch the boiled one phenomenon (I slept for only 4 hours and hallucinated alot after watching the video)

[@goofy-lil-fella]

now my question is what if a normal mimic mistakes an evolved mimic for a human

[@mattiaperetti1181]

imagine a tv show doing this putting mimics against mimics like the fucking gladiators in Rome

[@kitbunz3441]

@@mattiaperetti1181THATS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS WHAT

[@Cooldude-j2w]

Dw he doesn't bite the dog:

[@TotallyN0tBored]

1:52:53 “What did he shoot it with?” A sniper, Stanley.

[@AMERICANmaniskool]

I would own a trimming and name it cupcake and introduce it to my 2 month old nephew

[@OhioGyattRizzler-e1f]

It’s prob just gonna play with your nephew tho

[@romanbetancourt5002]

49:56 I got you this is what it means Stanley : The Truth of the Flesh Verum Carnis (Latin for: The Truth of the Flesh), commonly referred to as The Singularity, is the 8th and final member of the Carnis family. Very little is known about this entity, there are an estimated 7 singularities spread across the world, however the singularity on the island in Hudson Bay is the most notable.

[@laser2154]

1:07:55 hey STanley, in this time stamp u can see that the snake is not 40 meters, but fucking 30000 m (30483 m to be exact)

[@landonsimon1266]

I think it's 30.483 m not 30483 m

[@Sebastian_Solace_PRS]

​@@landonsimon1266no I think it's 304.83 I see a small blurry dot between 304 83

[@chilledcloud8219]

according to the wiki there are 7 singularities that have been kept in a lab of some sorts. the singularity controls other carnis species through radio signals and such. that's why the crawl have grown a lot on a radio tower so it could supply the singularity with radio signals to communicate with the carnis species via these signals that we cannot desipher with our technology

[@KayJambo]

"so its like a plant but its living?" mate plants have lives too

[@Pink-Computer]

"Mimics are worse than Minecraft KZbinrs" the way this had me reeling and laughing my ass off 🤣

[@The_cult_of_silliness]

The 40 meter snake, the Drake vid. Is crazy

[@zoranradakovic2199]

For the singularity,It is actually called verum carnis and that translates for "True meat"

[@Fordon82]

13:47 Stan: 5 METAH!?

[@Blix00]

*A person is shown* Stan: A mimic!

[@SushiWolfYT]

53:12 A theory I’ve seen going around is that the person cutting up and preparing the food is actually a mimic, since it’s wearing gloves and hiding its face, while performing tasks clumsily.

[@noisetv72]

"Not the meat man"

[@Kuro-L-Merry]

Dear Stanley: This will be relatively short for a marvelous revelation. During the pet care for Trimmings Ep, it distorts and focuses on the part that says they like listening to the radio. And during one of the episodes focusing on the Singularity [Season 2], it showed the Singularity can talk through radios. in conclusion: *The Trimmings Are Listening To The Singularity.*

[@IdkIjustgaveup]

1:37:50 i figured out that the product is just host's gas they collected it then they made it in to a spice which is why they are getting sick and this is just a theory

[@drixxtaa]

might only not be a theory,but the actual story

[@Aplejam-808]

4:24 plants are living, this one I’m guessing is like an exact replica of a plant, with everything a plant has, but I’m gonna say this one is make like with, human parts

[@НадеждаЖукова-в3р]

18:32 did stanley just doxxed himself💀

[@warhelmetithink35]

did you not know he was in denmark?

[@Michael-The-Cat]

@@warhelmetithink35I knew :/ since I’m in EUROPE

[@mccentral587]

1:57:12 that's not the triangles to the cult, it's the singularities that the cult has found, they were doing a ritual.' and 1:02:08 the trimming is listening to the singularities message as theorized by others.

[@the_real_sans]

4:14 4 hundred calories good salad

[@the_real_sans]

7:19 7:30 they litterally mad it into salad 💀

[@kalelr-b1z]

18:30 bro just doxxed himself

[@Zagrilla01]

yay you finally reacted to this

[@scobkeo]

“I’m not like other girls I own a trimming”

[@ominous8215]

4:20 - "So, it's like a plant but its living" StanleyMOV 2024

[@andrewmurphy1313]

Brain wasn't braining

[@Jaydawgg1420]

The flavor enhancer is prolly the hosts spores hence the below 60° so the spores can’t infect you because of spores death at 60° or below

[@Vegito-Blue2000]

28:15 bro said "🤨"

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

doom guy and his various face expressions

[@drixxtaa]

bro really done sayin "yo u got games on yo phone"

[@levireibaixado123]

13:15 "guns?" - stanleyMOV "organs" - text

[@levireibaixado123]

Testing to see If It appers in the comment area

[@DietCokeGeekGal]

60°C is the temperature spores die, so that’s why they recommend you eat the stuff below 60°C

[@nachyochez750]

1:47:23 Pause here. Look at the Nutrire Co Scandal newspaper in the very center, then follow the string left. That leads down to Flavor Enhancer Deluxe, which leads left to the cult activities newspaper, which leads up to the Nutrire Co officials, which leads up to two pictures of presumably the head of Nutrire Co, then following the string right connects to the host. It is most definitely the spores, why else would it lead to the host?

[@BartolitoXD-y9f]

The trimming looks like a turtle 😭 💀 Its kinda cute tho 😂

[@BroGotTheWholeSquadLaughing]

Tf you mean cute?💀😭💀

[@Batman_is_gaming]

Bro I swear I have schizophrenia cause I’m hearing shit from the corner of my room after watching this

[@wearemoth1962]

Easier *munching on grass"

[@nightjoker3227]

26:06 my door is on my left, never anything like that again 😭😭😭

[@itsthepigye]

"I DONT LIKE THE MEAT MAN!!!!!" - StanleyMOV, The Meat Man Hater

[@7777h-o3d]

The Mimic behind them. Yeah, I'm hungry too. 1:20:48 😂

[@sk20k92]

18:04 sea cucumbers can.

[@Topsalesman1981]

Smh both of us know they ain't real /j

[@bryantbrock6994]

Bro: yo what are you watching me: I'm watching living flesh

[@pbjellysand]

32:46 Me getting a late night snack at 3 am 😋😋😋😋

[@drixxtaa]

yummy humans

[@Rhulk5533]

25:15 "They are worse than Minecraft KZbinrs!" Man I'm dead, bro damn that was unexpected

[@MushuaThePotato]

Mimics don’t lure people to more mimics, mimics just become more human like, not human. This allows them to blend in and eat people in better.

[@Master-soul66]

9:27 "so you can play basketball with IT"

[@Goober-d69]

Canada really didn't deserve to be the literal birth place of weird ass meat things Like imagine waking up and all of a sudden being jumped by a mimic.

[@lazarus1540]

They were too polite to tell them to turn away and leave

[@Goober-d69]

​​@lazarus1540 yeah 😂

[@rolandneupaver9174]

Mimic starts looking like human: 😃🍷 Anotger mimic starts hunting humanoid mimic Humanoid mimic reaction:💀

[@TheGamingGuyYT]

I wonder if fruitymov would piss himself watching greylock Also darian is working on season 2 and it's gonna start releasing in like 5-6 weeks he also turned all of season one into actual VHS tapes you can buy

[@somesheesht]

Imagine if actual vhs tapes have more stuff than video's.

[@Expendable1182]

Put it in an goodwill

[@alfonzoramirez9207]

Get more of the scary ones and sell with them as Disney movies

[@CLAW-doglittleforest-78]

Imma travel to this universe to get a pet trimming

[@endercongamer0125]

I hate the harvester... Getting paralyzed and eaten alive like that is just... It makes my skin crawl. CRAWL?!

[@blockybeanz9924]

Honestly the most creepy to me is prob the mimic not the elder one just the normal one Aaaaaa

[@asyncresearcherbaconhair5202]

That's the one that made me stop watching vita carnis. Infact I skipped to the end in fear

[@classicloveshihats]

“MOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOO” got me jumping on my skin

[@SpookyMP4]

"I dont like the meat man!!" you dont like ishowspeed?

[@NormalJustCalmDown]

21:55 Is The Moment That Show's Us How Headcrab Zombie's Look Like Without: Clothes, Headcrab, Boot's, And More. Anyway I Feel Bad For The Kid And Mother Like Fr...

[@albinbohlin6007]

Imagen "meat"ing the Mimic 😯

[@ASTRUsS_]

...

[@Zakktheidiot_edits]

*slow clap*

[@Eyewitnesse]

😏you know what I’m finna do with the mimic

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

@@Eyewitnesseplay tf2

[@ASTRUsS_]

@@Eyewitnesse play flappy bird?

[@Thesans_Gamer]

4:32 “oh hi sta- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

[@andrewmurphy1313]

Joined at one of the worst times possible 😭

[@Polish-Phoenician]

1:59:20 an analog horror series with a video game attached you say? try Gemini Home Entertainment

[@Graninja82-qg4gi]

Stan if you didn’t know why it said don’t use on higher then 60 degrees Celsius. That temperature is when things like bacteria or parasites die off so they want you to get infected with the spores. Or at least that’s what I got from it.