Star Space Wars

A Misadventure through space and time with Captain Commander Shepard, Heavy, Engi-Bot and Francis! My longest video yet, hollay man. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Music:
Wrath of the Reset Bomb - Kid Icarus Uprising
Ren and Stimpy - Big Show Theme
Mass Effect 1 OST - The Normandy
Ren and Stimpy - Gay Activity
Kevin MacLeod ~ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys
The Misadventures of PB Winterbottom OST - The Ticking Tarts
Red Dead Redemption Saloon
Portal 2 - Four Part Plan (Final Boss Theme)
Ren and Stimpy - Romantic Legend
Inner Sanctum
Kevin MacLeod Stuff
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#DoctorLalve#TeamFortress2#MassEffect

[@Testsubject276]

I'm not sure why, but sparatic and vaguely coherent storylines are my favorite thing

[@Thomasowens01]

Testsubject276 Congrats. You just got an agreement there.

[@creeperizak8971]

Yep, the entire reason I like these videos so much is figuring out the story.

[@lustantinoanimations5699]

Something that I've learned in this 7 minutes... *TINY DESK ENGINEERS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY.*

[@nilgunaltinisik9970]

yes, build pUtis

[@Edward256]

Like Tribbles.

[@josh580]

Oh no 7:04

[@Johnconagher]

Well at least they won’t run out of stock

[@REDunofficial]

I just figured they were made of bacon. Who knows, might come in handy if you’re desperately hungry.

[@DoctorLalve]

I just punched my recrently played and watched things into this video.

[@sneaselsaturday]

Doctor Lalve cool

[@dizprod3458]

Very nice

[@Dimshifter]

Doctor Lalve pls heavy guide

[@netherman2030]

is good

[@Casroder]

merry me mr.Lalve

[@WALTERRIFIC]

Thank you so much for making me laugh. 😊

[@lord55134]

IS IT ATUALLY YOU

[@bunniculaoshawottfanbof2024]

You're welcome

[@coltgunman1771]

You laugh at these

[@manchu0014]

ᴵ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᶠᵁᴸᶠᴵᴸᴸ ᴼᵁᴿ ᴰᴱˢᵀᴵᴺʸ

[@omriyetanl3915]

Most I laughed scene!!!!!!

[@leyland205olympian2]

How to do that

[@unknowncrafter7828]

here got ya to 310

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@unknowncrafter7828 461 now

[@MrGrimmXM8]

"That was fuckin' impressive." Come on man, it's only 30 seconds in and I've already had to pause to catch my breath.

[@issacne1085]

So true

[@datengi6918]

Best parts: 00:00 - 00:30 01:20 - 01:58 03:30 - 04:00

[@missgrimreaper2000]

Mass Defect II: Lalve Awakens

[@clesjikoandromas2061]

Saška Prpić or Lalve Strike bac

[@robo9031]

This is actually Mass Defect III...

[@huluandebayman]

@@robo9031 what's the second one?

[@robo9031]

@@huluandebayman It's literally just called Mass Defect 2

[@robo9031]

Actually, after looking around for a while, I found out I was incorrect...

[@Epic0201]

5:18 I just love that part, bloody hell, the fact that they add some "normality" in that mess is amazing

[@skyedog21productions67]

Yeah I almost sounded like they’re saying... Pyro: Get them!!!! Trooper: But why? Pyro: 👿 ✋✊ Trooper: Yes Sir...

[@frootfantom]

I want a Tiny Desk Engineer

[@mateorodriguez5995]

buy it now for only 69.99,-

[@janicetvshout6844]

@@mateorodriguez5995 lowered the price to $1.99

[@janicetvshout6844]

actually, highered the price to $100.00 to $2999.99

[@user-sm4xb1kw6m]

@@mateorodriguez5995 the price should be 69.69

[@yanosik5665]

Yee

[@weneedmorefacemapsasprofil1593]

Kitty never died, he simply reincarnated ino Lalve, even stronger than before.

[@kaseyhirt1758]

Except no 30 second gameplay videos.

[@cheese8540]

Yes

[@tarynlindbloom4154]

I believe Kitty simply became one with the source engines and is what grants legends such as Lalve and GreatDictator their talents with avoiding the source spaghetti monster

[@denzilfearon8366]

Facts

[@touhoutrash2436]

Y E S P O O T I S

[@MikeBison_]

Mass Defect 2: Now With More Engies

[@toaster8907]

flerp derpenson gud

[@deqnqgames]

thats kitty0706's vid but hes dead so we wont see mass defect anymore

[@flufflepants362]

Engie Trouble

[@WicketTheWicked]

And this video is a proof that kitty0706 haven't died. He just switched classes

[@unusedtheancientapple8215]

*You will respawn as a new channel.

[@rickmarr4478]

Kitty reincarnated into this beautiful monstrosity that we all needed, its a good day to be alive.

[@Videogame-Matt]

ImJustWicked If only it were true

[@DBZFighter79]

switched classes?

[@segzybae9291]

Wiiiiw

[@totaljackass4935]

Wow Rouge One looks amazing!

[@aghostlyhat]

It's gonna be (Insert fabulous copy and past here)

[@dcarterm8371]

That F2P Engi k ( ͡°‿ ͡°)

[@revivvles6736]

I swear, in my hometown, no one knows how to spell. Rogue one was in theaters and they put Rouge One Star Wars, just like that, and the funniest thing was that it was rated PR. Ouija was in theaters a while back and it was rated P

[@obotprime339]

Revivvles there can only be one Rouge! It all makes sense now!

[@AboAbdulable]

So since this is basically a Mass Defect 2, we need a Team Fabulous 2 sequel. please...

[@TheTrosen]

he is dead

[@BrightCaster]

AboAbdulable this new gmod animator will take place

[@jimbo1722]

Who new gmod animator

[@The_Omega_Dragon]

Rule of Thumb about Valve games; They always end at TWO.

[@Kashi-K]

i really want to see Team Fabulous 2's deleted scene Kitty mentioned it alot in the credits

[@twoboots1942]

4:01. Francis=Doctor Lalve Heavy=Doctor Lalve fans Fist=demands for Heavy guide

[@CallsignAegis]

Warframe rhino expert or something nix and orther

[@ECtoysOfficial]

Why is that so true?

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

We finally got it.

[@Legojake94]

that was the best episode of 'how its made' ever. (regarding the tiny desk engineer)

[@Armin2012]

I absolutely love that show!

[@zanmerd3033]

Legojake94 Is it a real item in the game?

[@genesicAura]

HOLD UP A MINUTE! * do the francis pose* Thats what I thought

[@maxwellomega3022]

*Stands up* ENGAGE!

[@axuiz7260]

*people doing some crap and they arrive*

[@freddyfazbear5837]

*ENGAGE*

[@NemesisXF04]

That was my fault

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@NemesisXF04 Ho Ha! (The Gman is ded)

[@CyberUmbreon]

Is this the lost sequel to mass defect?

[@TKsh1]

Mass Defect II: Lalve Strikes Back

[@masonpelzer8052]

Cyber YES!!!!!

[@carl1836]

Cyber yes it is

[@SharlyTV]

It's the spiritual sucesor. Well, at least I like to think it is.

[@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059]

Yes!!!! XD

[@mr.mentalproblems9445]

6:46 chainsaw in movies be like:

[@imnotracistbut6208]

7:12 doctor valve predicts a meme

[@tnolentin]

Nope

[@GaryCandyPrince]

oml

[@Idkwhatiam]

Jojo intensifes

[@thedemon4780]

69 likes

[@TheKing-uu7jn]

What meme is it?

[@UmbrellaGent]

This is Mass Deffect 2 we never got. Thank you.

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

" *FUCK* " ~Vin Diesel. 11/10 Best line of the decade.

[@darianthe2nd42]

6:35 I like the countdown.

[@openthinker6562]

4:05 Love the inclusion of a random guy playing the piano! Just cracked me up!

[@fictionforeternity8926]

Five years later and I still love it.

[@Chris-ni1rh]

Same

[@ElijahuPincher]

holy shit, it's like Mass Defect

[@anden434]

Илья Ощепков True one of The longest and best gmod vid I have ever seen

[@daspoboy2781]

Kitty0706 is watching from above with a wide grin.

[@dizprod3458]

I have ordered 42,625 tiny desk engineers. Where they at tho?

[@imjustquietsometimes8246]

XanderGaming //XG Watch out for them... as it shows in the video these could be extremely Dan..........

[@dizprod3458]

IKC I JUST WANT TO BE COVERED IN GAY SMALL DANCING PEOPLE

[@twoamazinggamers8112]

If there is a earthquake tomorrow, you know they arrived

[@iveseenenough1073]

XanderGaming //XG gmod

[@Snyphurr.]

XanderGaming //XG *you start hearing a sound coming from the street* yeeeeeeeeeeeee *it's getting closer* eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explosion*

[@Mr.ManiacaI]

*90% explosions* *50% funny mey meys* *25% tiny desk engineers* Pretty average doctor lalve video in my opinion

[@Shadow_KageAnei]

7:20 i will fullfill our destiny

[@SCOTGamingwithJack]

when will we get star space wars: Knights of the fabulous republic

[@DoctorLalve]

That's episode 2.

[@SCOTGamingwithJack]

Doctor Lalve is it the one with fabulous Revan declaring war on the tiny desk engi's

[@oofmandan1183]

Doctor Lalve we need an army of "droids" :D

[@creationrealm633]

Hi!!! It's you!!! :3

[@RocketHarry865]

Disney bought the full rights to the franchise and made anything that wasn't the movies or the Copy Wars Cgi tv show non canon

[@toobig7399]

3:50 This video in a nutshell.

[@aa-fh1bg]

... Welp, now I'm hard

[@coffeetext]

Where does one find the source for your profile picture?

[@shpelunikin6619]

dat profile

[@kenbaddiley6796]

t

[@austindonnelly7892]

weebs

[@brycehayes9701]

When your bae walks in: 0:09 "Howdy howdy, Lets get rowdy"

[@Yuginkai12]

*Y E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*

[@donovanjoseph737]

*detonates out of the alleyway*

[@NemesisXF04]

*meanwhile at the traffic* Holy shit, what a fucking disappointment.

[@redheadredneck9303]

*5:50* my most common question from my friends ''the hell did you just do?"

[@masonsykes2240]

1:47---Saw the Normandy doing somersaults through New York City. Cracked up harder than I ever have before. Sheer brilliance!

[@jamesyan4808]

The tiny desk spy is here for only $96.66

[@joshbrandt6457]

Shoop da Whoop But he had the collectors edition with the tiny desk sapper

[@Artruvius]

It's more like tiny COUCH spy :D

[@CatzRuleGaming]

Shoop da Whoop *buys a Tiny Desk Spy*

[@mixpilergaming123]

But beware legend says that if you buy too many of them, they can start an apocalypse...

[@Daemvu]

He extremely useless and very expensive, but worth the money no matter what you do.

[@bagandtag4391]

Absolutely brilliant. The Pyro Ren gets me every single time. And all the little details and animation makes everything 10x funnier.

[@boozab99]

It's like if we got Mass Defect 2,

[@deadsnake5402]

WHERE IS THE PREQUEL TRILOGY??? *WE **_NEED_** TO FIND OUT THE ORIGIN OF PYRO REN.*

[@aeroblu2002]

1:47 perfect! XD

[@egnato1165]

5:09 I was expecting Heavy to say: U r ded, not a big soup rice! But that: "Shh, he's asleep" killed me 😂

[@BryanPingLuckyTimeLord]

I'm not sure if I want a tiny desk engineer now....

[@theresonly1bigb]

Keep it in a glass case. It can't escape.

[@yousoundupset]

This is something that a guy from the blue team would say! - we need a spy check over here!

[@TheBigSad8247]

Bryan Ping that's why you need to buy a tiny desk spy.

[@BryanPingLuckyTimeLord]

Oh dear god

[@zingustryhard9456]

so then call now for a TWO WHOLE DESK ENGINEERS, also including THE SUPER DELUXE EDITION which includes a desk engineers collection set, props to make your desk engineers more stylish and for a limited time offer, the one and only, THE BLU DESK ENGINEER. (all items sold separately)

[@3dDoener]

7:05 I wouldn't even complain.

[@insanecheeselunatic]

0:19 What I love about this part is that Joe is screaming his head off, and he hasn't done that in the entire game.

[@MidnightMiata]

Francis' reaction at 4:24 is priceless

[@typhoon1575]

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck-" best alarm sound effect ever.

[@WoefulDoeful]

It's about time I see how tiny engineers are made.

[@xxxtakaji-kaixxx9016]

4:32 Shepherd: *flicks an tiny desk engineer* Heavy:what the hell was that for Shepherd : *slaps heavy* I don’t even know u

[@donovanjoseph737]

1:23 is Warframe: empyrean in a nutshell

[@Ariel_Light]

4:04

[@Ariel_Light]

4:06

[@Ariel_Light]

Excal,rhino,nyx and ash

[@iscream4761]

5:09 we miss you kitty

[@pithhelmet3717]

Docter, this made me laugh a good amount. I'm so glad I found you months ago

[@atlastheabstract1748]

Dank Memes McGee Nice To-Do list you got there

[@jeromanl]

NOw we need the tiny shelf spy to get rid of the tiny desk engineers !

[@rigojuanda]

DOCTOR DEMO and later tiny desk pyros

[@justin8e8]

Zuco Now that I think about it, isn't It kinda rock paper scissors? Pyro beats spy, spy beats engi, engi beats pyro?

[@revivvles6736]

What about the tiny desk medic to heal said engie.

[@Hean]

As close to kitty as we'll get. Well done.

[@patrickjohnson721]

7:12-7:14 Ahh shit, here we go again...

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

Me when I realized that 2020 Elections are soon and there are going to be yet another wave of political videos and memes.

[@ECtoysOfficial]

7:15 We are totally fucked 7:20 I will fulfill our destiny

[@ItsDon-i]

That laugh at 0:07 kills me every time 😂😂

[@leetptato]

From the creators of the tiny desk engineer... INTRODUCING THE BRAND-NEW TINY CHAIR SPY

[@jacobmarley5103]

"hold up a minute! that's what I thought."

[@fabriciovaldezojeda1441]

Mass Effect Andromeda Gameplay Release 2017

[@byronwashington2018]

no it's not

[@fabriciovaldezojeda1441]

Its just a prank bro :v

[@DarkPaladin44]

if it had steam workshop support and a shitload of mods yes, but this is an origin exclusive game so nah.

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

yes it is

[@ming1408]

1:34 I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN HIS CLOTHES RIPPED OFF 😂😂😂

[@harrisonmissell1716]

4:08 good to see Cap’s enjoying his time hanging out with the guardians of the galaxy

[@sonofjack6286]

Rejects of the Galaxy seems more fitting for this situation.

[@FurryWrecker911]

That little bit at 1:47 where you moved all the cars as the ship cartwheels makes me happy. It's the small things that really count.

[@mavigiysilioyuncu9009]

3:16 shut up and take my money (hunter jump)

[@electricman4000]

7:10 "Presented by Commander Shepard himself, Lalve Co. presents you the *Exclusive Limited Edition Tiny Chair Spy!* Get yours now by purchasing 400,000 Tiny Desk Engineers within twelve seconds of this once in a lifetime deal!"

[@apollodiscipleoftacos1322]

I'll take twelve!

[@kuyakyel324]

Zaptoshi The CoolPikachu I'll take twenty one.

[@leonolsen7023]

5:50 10/10 GG best magic trick ever

[@shpelunikin6619]

2:00 The best scene yet.

[@eltiodude3654]

Mass effect 4 raw gameplay

[@byronwashington2018]

fuck you ElTioboi

[@eltiodude3654]

Byron Washington k

[@mr.e8566]

1:00 "...fuck"

[@ryzathegray2974]

@Max lord of cats It's Vin Diesel saying "fuck".

[@kauza8837]

Dizztah

[@KamylObey]

He was in kitti's Mass defect saying exacly same thing xd

[@nodubstephere1008]

How to end the tiny desk engie? Make a tiny desk spy. Just do everything the same only more - french.

[@Rockracer]

**BAGUETTE INTENSIFIES**

[@deltaknight2764]

6:16 Classic.

[@neau2480]

4:44 Killed me

[@lucasstudios1464]

I thought the tiny desk engineer was 79.99

[@alanbarcenas438]

There was a discount happening

[@self_esteem_team]

It's a special christmas sale

[@pyromancer4227]

inflation.

[@issacne1085]

The $79 was with the tiny desk dispenser

[@heavystalin2419]

That was f *quack* ing impressive.

[@alvyna.5903]

+kaakeliuuni AKA tiled stove 50000 years later..... no update+game is ded

[@loreseer9553]

New weapons. ;_;

[@Poyostar]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@fatmatweedell7747]

There’s the Jungle Inferno Update, but there’s no new weapons for Soldier.

[@reece9551]

0:11 keep pressing this over and over again

[@purpleguy3314]

"howdy,howdy let's get rowdy"- engineer 2014

[@kingpekka115]

5:23 Me when relatives arrive

[@moabom75]

Disney sure did outdid themselves!

[@ryarod]

You said "did" twice.

[@harrypotamus4968]

Sure done did outdonedid themsdid.

[@digitaldefault191]

0:00 me when I can't find anything to watch on KZbin 0:07 Me when I find this video.

[@Frenkth]

I want a 1 tiny table spy pls *snort* >:3.

[@Dimshifter]

Jorge Arg same

[@DuckBoy-gy6sg]

And 1 pocket scout ; )

[@Jayty07]

this video is how they are made

[@mikkobryanmalinao9440]

Me: mom can I buy a star wars Mom: we have a star wars at home son Star Wars at home: 0:47

[@max1clio16]

Mass effect + Star Wars + TF2 + Left 4 Dead = Star Space Wars

[@godofgaming7755]

WOW! Rough one looks AMAZING Disney really out did themselves!

[@jechxt9629]

Tiny desk spy?

[@belthazarthedestroyer4371]

Knily Yuss

[@fernandoarguello5925]

Knily No >:V

[@austrimi4464]

Knily No.

[@TheLBat20]

Does this guys videos remind anyone of kitty 0706 in a way?

[@jonasciliento336]

Some say he is the reincarnation of kitty0706

[@tankedup_]

well, a lot of gmod stuff does, since he made a large impact on it.

[@pithhelmet3717]

TheLBat Lalve is almost like a clone of kitty, and thats one of the reasons why I subbed to him

[@oldmanmorton4705]

Actually a few of his previous videos say in the description that they were made as a tribute to kitty0706.

[@arcticequine7084]

I actually thought of Dizztah there.

[@SpoopyChicken]

0:00 - 0:13 when my parents tell me i have to come with them to a vacation and i say i don't want to XD

[@donovanjoseph737]

*”WHAT THE FU-“*

[@aaronrivera8992]

*screaming *

[@zacq1706]

@@aaronrivera8992 "that was fucking impressive"

[@Acehealer829]

I like how the Text to Speech pronounces "Engineer" Enjerneer

[@trainboy7]

What kind of drugs were you on when making this?

[@fernandoarguello5925]

TB7 Productions I dont now

[@userwashere]

TB7 Productions crack,weed mixed with condensed cat fur. make sure the cat fur is blue because the blue one had the strongest effect that any other fur

[@clockworksticktock9]

I think he was on a combination of cat fur, weed, LSD, brain maggots, kitty0706 videos, Reddit joints, tumblr and reddit's wedding video, memes and paint

[@KrystaKream]

Oxygen

[@fatmatweedell7747]

TB7 Productions v

[@sgt.nuclear]

I'd pay that money for a tiny desk engineer

[@jameymeyer2346]

4:07 it’s such beautiful and accurate piano playing

[@shadowwolf550]

4:10 How it feels to play warframe.

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

star wars rouge one footage leaked

[@sketchysketchu]

This is like a spiritual successor to Kitty. Love it

[@KKYTChannel]

Limited Edition Tiny Desk Spies? That is Christmas in itself.

[@sirletonvladiton2304]

0:09 Engie: Howdy Howdy... Let's get Rowdy!

[@gold24k54]

Hailed by fans and critics as the funniest Star wars spoof, Doctor Lalve was nominated for Best video. In 2021, the video was selected by the National YT Archive for being " culturally, historically or authentically significant".

[@belthazarthedestroyer4371]

I would pay all of my college funds for a tiny desk engineer.

[@belthazarthedestroyer4371]

And I would pay in my house my car and my kidney for a tiny desk pootis hoovy

[@AlTheDrummah]

Same here. But I think its development ... *Heavy's voice* ... is asleep

[@awesomepro2076]

0:03 - 0:30 me when kingdom hearts 3 comes out

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Never a dull moment with these clowns around.

[@kingdev8493]

I love the subtitles everytime Heavy Speak It translate to something else

[@An_Average_Arsonist]

What am I supposed to do about it? "Force crush" No argument there.

[@WEndro333]

Is this early gameplay footage of Mass Effect Andromeda?

[@katieshadowsong4665]

WiseEndro333 it looks great

[@landlockedcroat1554]

yes