Star Trek: The Original Crack! (gay af)

There isn't near enough crack for TOS out there XD
Materials Used:
Star Trek (duh)
The Bisexual Song - Glen Callender
The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang
ProZD
South Park
Wagner's Wedding March
The Princess Bride
Oh Yeah - Yello
Ten Duel Commandments - Hamilton
The World Was Wide Enough - Hamilton
You're Welcome - Moana
Sassy Gay Friend
How I Met Your Mother
Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Fabulous - Roomie
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[@NeptuneRising70]

The fact that the horse noise is actually part of that episode...this show is 36 flavors of WTF, I adore it.

[@DL-wk6vq]

Kirk always finds an excuse to have his shirt off or ripped or wear some weird cultural thing that shows his chest. He also finds a lot of excuses for unnecessary touching with Spock, like if one of them were female then like they would def be in a relationship

[@RenTheBarbarian]

D L Oh, absolutely.

[@koffeeduh9090]

I lose it everytime at "tHaTs a PeNiS" part

[@idontunderstandwhydoyouwan23]

🤣 Me too!

[@ameliapedd7006]

I like how the unnecessary censoring actually made sense with the episode 🤣

[@jovitaromanof2818]

That Horse voice tho 😂😂😂

[@hannahklemm986]

OKAY BUT THE UNNECESSARY CENSORING SENT ME

[@girlwiththegreenhair]

" *bleep* Spock. That's not what we came to Vulcan for." Pretty sure that's the only reason they went to Vulcan

[@Daxjudzea]

When U are soo deep in the trek fandom buy can't hang out with 80% of the nerds because they won't get your gay understanding.

[@catsplat1272]

HELP THIS IS ME 😭 at this point I don't know what's canon and what isn't...

[@Elnont]

The transition gets me every time.

[@mariaantoniaportodevasconc4012]

this 2017 video gave me more joy than 2020 as a whole

[@RenTheBarbarian]

Maria Antonia Porto de Vasconcellos That’s a pretty low bar lol but I’m glad you liked the video 😁

[@conibal5045]

BEAUTIFUL And now I am crying because YOU JUST HAD TO USE HAMILTON DIDNT YOU

[@RenTheBarbarian]

Conibal Heeheehee

[@negativeimpact3615]

Hehehe, spock would be the sassy gay friend...Live Long and Prosper 🖖

[@RenTheBarbarian]

Negative Impact Spock IS the sassy gay friend! XD

[@negativeimpact3615]

CatieTheAwesome XD 🖖

[@B1TE0F87]

Spock :sassy gay friend Kirk : crazy bisexual Uhura: MMM WOMEN Bones: I mean.. 😏

[@natanfdossantos8236]

THE HAMILTON REFERENCE OMG THANK YOU

[@marvble_shmarvble]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ITS THE TEN SPACE COMMANDMENTS HE AIMS HIS PHASER AT THE SKY.... What am I doing with my life

[@blitz7326]

I died when you played "You're Welcome"! Lol

[@she-hulk461]

the transition clip had me rolling omg

[@darlene3d]

This just made Star Trek 600% more gay .. And I'm here for it.. Spirk, McKirk, Spones and McSpirk forever

[@idontunderstandwhydoyouwan23]

The Rocky Horror picture show reference gets me every time! 🤣

[@malewife6287]

dude the Hamilton references-

[@AnaClara-uf3xf]

Omg why the hell i just watched this now? ST with Hamilton, i just can't , love u

[@la-luna5037]

"🎵Ambidextrous like no other🎵" *cough*pansexuals*cough*

[@RenTheBarbarian]

la- luna yeah I agree Jim is pansexual but the song is about being bi so *shrug*

[@la-luna5037]

Oh i wasn't implying that jim was pan merely that bisexuals swing and pansexuals are on a merry-go-round which would technically be more Ambidextrous but i do think jim is pan-xeno?-sexual like not caring at all who or what(in a species sense not gender)your partner is? We dont know aliens or would have good enough public relations for this to be a thing and the fan-fic writer have not reported back on a term so **shrugs**

[@spaceclover9973]

The last part was EPIC

[@RenTheBarbarian]

starmanspock Thank you :)

[@kirstin1000]

Jesus, I forgot about the horse scene XD I guess all those riding competitions pay off. No one can play a horse like Bill Shatner.

[@waffles2043]

I- I think i just died of laughter I need to check my pulse real quick

[@jaidynseeber4449]

OMG THE HAMILTON I LOVED IT

[@bjmccann1]

You've won the internet! It's only March and I don't think that this'll be topped before December.

[@suziedez8908]

didn't expect a roomie song but it fits so well with kirk

[@lillymsf5946]

When was there a roomie song??

[@suziedez8908]

at 4:20

[@vanniperigord7085]

It's long and perfect...What? Live long and prosper

[@salome5055]

So funny, made my day, thank you,

[@kitten9200]

0:00 HA- 0:25 this episode was totally fanservice 0:30 fair 0:38 this would so be them in a school AU xD 1:09 PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCE!!! 1:33 😳🏳️‍🌈🥴🏳️‍🌈🥱🏳️‍🌈🙃 2:07 👀✨ 2:28 werid episode 3:03 sus 3:34 poor Spock 3:53 I- 4:01 there is nothing straight about that moment 4:19 Spock agrees

[@kitten9200]

I don't remember commenting this :p

[@tihoprskalo7719]

I loved the last one (give the clip if you can) when Jim and Spock were in floor.

[@nowherels64]

every single moment of this was my favourite, absolutely hilarious!

[@alisak1701]

The rocky horror picture show. Damn this video really as everything

[@lnfreeman]

Thank you.

[@peachfuzz7991]

I have spotted a Lin-Manuel Miranda fan who is also a star trek fan and lemme just tell you, you have good taste.

[@lillymsf5946]

Hahaha omg i was so not expecting to hear 'Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me' from RHPS!! XD XD

[@thatcoolfriend6243]

NOT HAMILTON

[@RenTheBarbarian]

ThatCoolFriend YES HAMILTON

[@RomeoBlue.]

DEAD

[@lumr.8726]

I love it here ❤️

[@strawberryflavored_water7598]

the censoring part: i *beep* him me: XDDDDDDD

[@noratheelk3729]

3:55 I’m sorry, this is so funny, why was this even a prop?!?!

[@woofcartoons]

LMAO THAT WAS ME AND MY SISTER REACTION!!! 3:53

[@Blanketcuzyes]

Me the whole video: **Intense idiot giggling**

[@Charlie_Crown]

The animated Kirk, from the seventies, actually looks more like Chris Pine than William Shatner 🤔😂

[@RenTheBarbarian]

Animated Kirk looks like what Shatner WISHES he looked like lmao

[@Charlie_Crown]

@@RenTheBarbarian makes sense, he loves Chris Pine apparently 😂

[@gracefurrows4963]

NOT THE PRINCESS BRIDE

[@corysilver2132]

What’s that first song lmfao??? It needs to be my theme

[@RenTheBarbarian]

Look up The Bisexual Song by Glen Callender here on KZbin 😊

[@Thduosoqnnzop]

I just ruined 69 comments

[@RenTheBarbarian]

Guess we’ll have to shoot for 420

[@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296]

I love your Profile picture.

[@Thduosoqnnzop]

@@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 thank you

[@RadioSilence-r8x]

Kirk whinnin!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮

[@RadioSilence-r8x]

That ♂️ me tht might jave neen Crack with a sugar weed chaser. Lol