Star Wars: Battle of The Heroes & Battle Over Coruscant (Medieval Style)

[@WarMonger_the-One-and-Only]

"Thou hast led her to betray me!" "Thou hast forced her so thineself."

[@mysterium368]

Thou hast in both sentences.

[@pranavarvind4281]

@@mysterium368 The comment sections of these songs are so annoying. No one actually makes sure they're using the right words in the right places.

[@jordinagel1184]

Pranav Arvind sure, but half the time it’s nothing serious. It’s kind of the charm, because if we tried to make it sound like what people actually did speak in medieval England (ESPECIALLY before the Norman invasion), then nothing in this comments section would be correct

[@zoro115-s6b]

@@pranavarvind4281 You mean to say that people making funny comments on a youtube video about a soundtrack from star wars being turned into a medieval-esque version aren't scholars of early modern english? Scandalous.

[@joshwashingtonbro2496]

@@zoro115-s6b Yes that is what he has been led to believe.

[@rebekahsmith3282]

“Hark! Chancellor Palpatine is a wretched fiend!” “From my approach thou knights of Jedi are thy piteous incubus of evil!” “Then thou is irreclaimable” “This is the doom for thou, thine master.”

[@AVGyerra22]

Finally, a Shakespearean-stle sentence that isn't pulled out of ass

[@peculiarpangolin4638]

I hate to say it, but "Thou art"

[@joeysephozzywald1487]

@Kaiser Franz II, yep

[@jamesharris4695]

Irreclaimable!🤣🤣🤣

[@kingragnarlothbrok16]

There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates.

[@obi-wankenobi8095]

Thou wert my brother, Anakin. I loved thee!

[@anakinskywalker4618]

I hate thee!!!

[@quack708]

How did my father die, Sir Kenobi?

[@thekhans2823]

@ Luke Skywalker , 🤦🏻‍♂️ you mean How did thee Father die Sir kenobi

[@CEBph5997]

@@thekhans2823 Mine father***

[@backtoformula8558]

@@thekhans2823 A young knight nameth Lord Vader, who hast been a pupil of mine before his turneth to evil, assisted the Empire in pursuit and destruction against the Knights of The Republic. Thou betrayed and murdered thy father. The Knights be all but extinct. Vader hath been seduced by the dark side of the Force

[@jamesbancroft2467]

“O Anakin, know that Lord Chancellor Palpatine is a knave!” “From mine own point of visage, ‘tis are the Jedi who are knaves!” “then thou art lost!” “ ‘tis the termination for thee, my old liege” “it is ended Anakin, for I possess the higher footing” “it seems to thee, that my ability is weak, and that my skill is lack, but I say unto thee this: thou underestimatest my power!” “Attempt it not, o Anakin!” “ahhhhhh” “Thou wert the elected one! ‘Twas foretold that thou wouldst bring destruction to the Sith, not join thyself to them! That thou wouldst bring balance unto the Force; not that thou wouldst leave it obscured in darkness!” “I hold thee in great scorn!” “Thou wert as to me a brother, o Anakin! I loved thee!”

[@redforest9269]

Anointed would work better since The Force would be like God.

[@Knight-Artorias]

KZbin won't let me fucking copy it lol

[@circle1760]

James Bancroft how long did you work on this comment because it’s a 10/10 comment

[@redforest9269]

@@Knight-Artorias How doh?

[@Baba_Bahebal]

Anakin gets his arm and legs cut of and set on fire and can still bother talking like that

[@notabot7511]

Obi wan: **cuts off Anakin’s legs and arm** Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch!

[@ReaperOfficialYT]

Obi wan: A SCRATCH? YOUR ARM AND LEGS ARE OFF!

[@alienfamuel]

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

[@ReaperOfficialYT]

I'M INVINCIBLE!

[@redbutterfly7959]

Anakin: "Just a flesh wound"

[@Bonikial]

All right, we'll call it a draw

[@artilleryproductions6107]

Anakin's legs and arms get chopped off: Anakin: "Tis but a flesh wound!"

[@IRFSI]

Dude 😆😆😆👏

[@abimanyuputra5185]

Chicken chicken Chicken

[@pocketluna3607]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[@welby4296]

"tis but a scratch!" "A scratch!? Your legs are off!" "No they aren't." "Well what's that then?" Edit: holy shit! Thanks for the likes guys

[@IRFSI]

@@pocketluna3607 but of course

[@mpnuorva]

"Hath thou ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise." "Nay?" "I thoughts not. 'Tis not a story the Church would tell thee. 'Tis tale of the Seidhe. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Seidhe, so powerful and so wise he could beseech yon midichlorians to create life… Such knowledge he had of the dark arts, he could even keep the ones he beloved from dying." "He couldst truly keep people from death? " "The dark arts art a path to many abilities some consider abominable." "What befell him?" "He became so potent… the only thing he afeared was losing his power, which eventually, forsooth, he did. Alas, he taught his apprentice everything in his craft, then his apprentice slew him in his sleep. 'Tis Ironic. He could keep others from death, but not hisself." "Be it possible to learn this sorcery?" "Not from the clergy."

[@kneza3411]

This be thee 66th like

[@sameyeams]

This is so beautiful Where is this from? (Unless you did this yourself; if so,. bravo!)

[@pawn5253]

@@sameyeams its Palpatine and Aniken talking in the prequels.

[@sameyeams]

@@pawn5253 I meant the way they speak The language. The kind of English I know this is from Episode 3

[@mpnuorva]

@@sameyeams Thank you! The William Shakespeare's Star Wars books were an inspiration, but I only had I and IV, and of course there is the popular conception how ye olde englishe is written. And of course, a lot of words made by Shakespeare are still in usage, even if some of them have become obscure. The world felt like it needed to be medievalized, and the word "Sith" is likely a reference to Cat Sidhe, so I used the contrast of christian civilization and pagan nature and mysticism that is all over Arthuriana. Unfortunately I could not make for a substitute for Darth Plagueis and the midichlorians. Too bad the word "Seidhe" turned out to be from Witcher. Oh well. Of course, the first step was to copypaste the original dialogue, and merely to give it light touches. It's easy to do good work with such great source material.

[@andrewaustin3836]

It be over squire, I have the high footing. Dare not attempt it

[@riverofblood4362]

@Elias black Thy shall not strive it

[@angelikussnape]

I hate thy!!!

[@mysterium368]

@@angelikussnape I hate thee.

[@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754]

Thee w're the chosen one, t wast hath said thee wouldst destroyeth the sith, not joineth those folk!

[@anakinskywalker4618]

Thou doth underestimate my power!

[@Oscar_Lasco]

I've just noticed the beast on Obi-wan's shield is a varactyl, the animal he rides on Utapau. Nice touch!

[@bredboye3548]

Bloody hell I thought it was a lion lmao

[@loganmoreau7569]

BOGA!

[@Zireael_1251]

It should have been a mountain, because you know...ekhem... The High Ground 😉

[@ananousous]

Chicken-Horse! Fly, Chicken-Horse! My god I hope you're real

[@BeefLoverMan]

It's also upside down :/

[@NekogamiKun127]

"The electors shall make judgement upon thee." "Verily, the electors and I art one and the same." "Upon this day, thou art not."

[@CT-4274]

'Tis treason then!

[@thesenate7942]

@@CT-4274 *does random fucking spin move*

[@donsorenoelchapogringo1182]

@@thesenate7942 *sheevspin

[@iantaggart3064]

@@thesenate7942 AAAEYAAA!!!

[@blackjed]

Took me a minute to get this one. Nice

[@apuffofpink8484]

“Tis where thy humorous activities begin”

[@luismaman9236]

Haha underrated comment

[@robstefani9853]

Tis be where the merriment commences!

[@juliocabral6949]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gatedude07]

"Hast thou noticed thine enemy possesses shields?!"

[@leepicbaconman1553]

“Watch thine rockets of wrist!”

[@josephnoble1909]

“We grant thou a seat at the round table, be we do not give thou the position of knight”

[@Lazurath101]

"By what authority? This is unjust! This is a slight on the Lord!"

[@messingmusic_and_animation]

"Take thy seat...young Knave Skywalker

[@Idazmi7]

@@messingmusic_and_animation "thy" and "thine" are possessive, not "thee" so... *Take thy seat, Knave Skywalker.*

[@aiosquadron]

He is aleardy a knight though.

[@myworstenemy7966]

Since Anakin is a Jedi Knight, I think it would be more accurate to say that he is amongst the clergy, but not bestowed upon the rank of Bishop.

[@GunaMask]

I like how because Obi-Wan's lightsaber form is defensive, he gets a shield.

[@artilleryproductions6107]

Well now I can't comment that, lol

[@tacticalphantom313]

and Anakin's is like that of a greatsword, great for slashing and offensive attacks

[@theguywithsomething8634]

@@tacticalphantom313 Considering that Anakin's sword is actually shorter than Obi-Wan's - who wields his with only a single hand - I don't think that it was intentional.

[@eggburger5978]

the guy with something Well I guess his blade is shorter then I expected

[@TheGuardDuck]

And he's a lefty, like Link! Also, I've seen artwork of Obi-Wan in the Clone Wars fighting with sci-fi armor and shield. Makes sense, really.

[@Mr.HeisenbergTheCook]

Sir Anakin during the third crusade: "Myself do not liketh sand"

[@joaquinoades4819]

It be coarse and rough and irritatin, and such a thing does go ev'rywh're!

[@endlessfreedomful]

you sir, Kenobi, underestimated my power

[@GromusPrime]

More like Sir Skywalker

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

@@endlessfreedomful Tryeth not t

[@admiralsand]

‘Tis coarse, and rough, and it doth get everywhere

[@EthalaRide]

I love the design choice of Anakin's cybernetic hand being themed as like necrotic and powered by runes to function

[@bluephantom1999]

I love all the medieval versions of star wars lines people are coming up with

[@nathancruz9172]

Me too.

[@Whispangle]

I believe its from this Star Wars Shakespeare book thing, so they didn't really make the lines, but some are original

[@jordinagel1184]

-‘Tis finished, Anakin! I possess the elevation! -Thou dost discredit mine abilities! - Prithee, do not attempt it. - En garde! Ah, thou hast bested me! Truly, the elevation is a power like no other! Curséd be thine soul!

[@harbinger100]

@@jordinagel1184 that was great 😂

[@jordinagel1184]

Harbinger thank you, I tried my best

[@camdensparks524]

Doth needn’t worry, for in the time being, we are still riding half a horse

[@Skywalker51124]

I can picture this ... I fear this image will be hard to erase now😅😂

[@TheGhost-ox5bc]

Yeesh

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

I think it would be "riding half a wagon" instead.

[@dwightwashere7174]

My brain

[@BeskarDevil]

Or Doth needn’t worry, at present we are still sailing half a galleon

[@ScytheSpear]

Sir Kenobi: Tis over Anakin! I hath the highland! Lord Anankin: Thou underestimate my power!

[@trevinodude]

Tryeth it not!

[@zealousdoggo]

Thee w're mine own broth'r anakin, i did love thee

[@daltonslayton6766]

@@zealousdoggo Thou are hateth thee.

[@SwordsmanMercenary]

The best part was the opening sea battle where all the Galley's were shooting arrows at one another off the coast of the capital city. All the while Sir Kenobi and Sir Skywalker took a skiff to rescue the kidnaped Emperor from the clutches of Warlord Grievous!

[@esunisen]

Gotta say, this comment deserves more credit.

[@SwordsmanMercenary]

@@esunisen Why thank you

[@SleepySloth2705]

The artist of these illustrations refers Grievous as the Draugr General 👌

[@punbug4721]

Obi Wan: _"HMS Oddball,_ hearest thou me?" Oddball: "I hear thee, _HMS Negotiator."_ Obi Wan: "Sail thy squadron behind my vessel." Oddball: "We art off thy stern, Admiral Kenobi." [to his squadron] "Raise gunport lids to attack position."

[@MegaPikachu5]

That just sounds incredible not gonna lie i'd love to see fan art of this

[@thhor5970]

Everyone's quoting sw in old english, but nobody's talking about this awesome version of battle over coruscant

[@tarasis2722]

Soðlice ealle menn spræcon ða ane spræce. Ða ða hi ferdon fram eastdæle, hi fundon ænne feld on Senaarlande, Witodlice hi hæfdon tigelan for stan ond tyrwan for weall-lim.

[@EuropeYear1917]

@thhor *Middle English Old English is more like Beowulf. It’s an entirely different language in itself, and not really something a modern English speaker will understand (unless they’re a scholar, and have learned it for scholarly purposes) Middle English, what people are commenting in, is like late Medieval and Renaissance era King’s English (and therefore the early modern ancestor of modern Queen’s English). It is fairly easy to understand, provided you can get used to speaking and writing in iambic pentameter.

[@dragon0fly749]

Really great version

[@akakios7386]

@@EuropeYear1917 Early modern, not middle, middle English is still somewhat of a struggle to understand for modern speakers.

[@punbug4721]

Obi Wan: "My vessel hath been struck!" Anakin: "Verily I do see it. Goblins."

[@lunarcomet5189]

"i haveth failed thee young anakin, i haveth failed thee" "i should have been aware thy jedi were in plans to seize control!"

[@lukastace3154]

"Anakin, the chancell'r is evil!"

[@AVGyerra22]

"In mine own view of things, the Jedi are pagans!"

[@angelikussnape]

Well, then thy are lost!

[@mysterium368]

@@angelikussnape Actually, it would have been: Well (or alas), then thou art lost.

[@moonlighght8246]

“haveth” means “havs”

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

if *William Shakespeare's Tragedy of the Sith's Revenge: Star Wars Part the Third* had music

[@Skywalker51124]

Idiots, i guess.

[@godlygamer911]

Jealousy

[@stephenquinn7931]

They don't like the prequels

[@lekoraxx5406]

only a sith deals with absolute

[@zed147itsdatboi3]

They are nothing more than rebel scum!

[@broik2202]

Can we just appreciate that they are perfectly represented Obi-Wan the Defensive Warrior with a shield and Anakin the aggressive Warrior with a Long sword

[@Shido19]

I didnt notice that, thank you kind sir

[@tusherabtahee9839]

I forget the names of the forms specifically, but Obiwans was focused on defense and counters while Anakins was more about acrobatics and aggression

[@sivelg]

Honestly I imagined it to be more fitting because, this being medieval times, there obviously wouldnt be robotic prosthetics, so Anakin would in fact be one-handed, and therefore incapable of using a shield.

[@kalebramirez7327]

@@sivelg curiously, the picture shows some runes and bandages over his severed hand. Maybe he's using magic and bandages to kinda reattach it to his arm

[@DiegoreSCL]

and Obi-Wan's shield has an image of the varactyl he rode on the Siegue of Utapau, when confronting Grievous

[@JK97SCORPION]

I'm italian, so I can't do the "ancient english" quotes, but I can do it in italian vulgata: Obi-Wan: tu eri il messia, Anakino! Era narrato che distruggessi li sith, non che ti giungess'a loro! Era tuo destino portar equilibrio ne la forza, non abbandonarla ne l'oscurità! Anakino: Io ti detesto! Obi-Wan: mi eri fratello! Ti amai come tale!

[@commandercaptain4664]

This just makes me mourn Ennio Morricone all the more 😢

[@JK97SCORPION]

@North Polar if translated it would be the exact thing the other are saying in old english

[@unholyallen9572]

che bravo che sei @Agostino haha

[@matiasfermandois264]

I speak spanish and since they have common roots I can tell you that definitely I can see the dialogs of the movie in ancient speech. Or I could be lying and you wouldn´t know either.

[@JK97SCORPION]

@@matiasfermandois264 You know what? I'm going to rewrite it. In LATIN!

[@sawyertilley4469]

"Avast anakin, we cometh to our end. The high ground, t'is mine. Dare not advance." "Thou doubtst mine own prowess?"

[@redforest9269]

"Thou art a fooleth, Obi-wan, the high ground doth give me the upp'r handeth, not thee." (according to Shadiversity, anyway)

[@samalvey8168]

"Thou ist either with me or in opposition to me." "Thy absolutist words speak of thy Sith heresy. I shall doth what I must." "Thou wilst try!"

[@BlokHeadAnim]

Forsooth, he was the finest horseman in the kingdom. And let it be known he was, as well, a cunning knight. And he was a good friend.

[@starrynights1067]

"Good Morrow!" "Ser Kenobi! Thou art a bold one"

[@subelite4585]

After getting his legs and arms chop chopped: Alright we’ll call it a draw

[@LUCA_G22]

'Tis but a flesh wound!

[@nathaniel04]

Love the Holy Grail references.

[@tisaacs4487]

Yes, a man of culture.

[@starwarfan8342]

'TIS BUT A SCRATCH

[@Archon3960]

I think Kylo is better suited to that joke, but this fits too. x)

[@AtillaAtesOfficial]

For a moment I thought it said battle over The Croissant...

[@nitpickersheadliceremoval673]

Ah yes. The battle over the croissant and Battle of the Tables.

[@gamersinacontainer]

Someone I know said the same thing when I brought up the Battle over Coruscant....

[@gibbzy88gaming]

@Andoc I can totally agree with that statement

[@nk_3332]

Is that why Vader went Gluten-free. 'I didn't want it anyway.'

[@joundii3100]

Well battle over the croissant isn't actually 100% wrong because the croissant was made in Vienna to celebrate the victory over the Ottomans so it's only 99.998% inaccurate.

[@averongodoffire8098]

“I haveth failed thee Anakin... I haveth failed thee” “ ‘twas foolish of me to not see the Jedi planning such schemes of dominations” “Anakin Pope Palpatine is a heretic!” “In my perspective the Jedi beith heretic!” “Then thine’s fate be sealed!”

[@cromugus]

Tis the end end for thee my master

[@lordgamer4429]

*jumps to the high ground* T’s ov’r anakin, I has’t the high did grind!

[@averongodoffire8098]

@@lordgamer4429 Doth thou underestimate my power!

[@WPUrchezem]

"If havest faith in thy power? Why obsconder?" "Thine shan't in my path, Darth Vader shall supercede the both of us."

[@TheHappyGunner007]

2:23 Anakin on horseback, “Thus is when the merriment commences!”

[@richardbonnette490]

"But first, cometh a comely courier who would wish thee to kindly lend thine lowly ears while he talketh about a new game called Raid Shadow Legends, a game which, verily, hath caught many an eye and ear 'twixt and 'twain every flailing fight 'tween the sea of coruscant, and the dunes of Mos Eisley - yea, verily, even to the temple of Jedi themselves, where many a brave lad and bold youth hast heard of the mighty battles and hath formed their own crusades, while eagerly crying over the eery airs and blasting winds: "Fortem vult!" - "the Force wills it"!.... wouldn't thou liketh that his tale be told, now?"

[@calebplasma0612]

“Tis over Anakin I haveth thine elevated footing!” “Thou understate mine power!” “Do not attempt it” “En gaaaaauuuuurrrde!!!” Edit: wow according to the comments I made so many grammatical errors

[@lukastace3154]

Hate to be the technical guy, but it actually is "en guarde"

[@calebplasma0612]

Lukastace ScarletSword thanks for the correction 👍

[@thomasshaughnessy9023]

Thou understand my power means you understand my power

[@thesnail89110]

@@lukastace3154 Hate to be the french guy, but actually we say "En garde". No U.

[@calebwhite5400]

You must be entreated to bringeth balance of the Force, not to leave it in the fell darkness! I loathe you! You had been mine own brother, Anakin! I loved you.

[@ceoofvisayas827]

"I has't hath brought peace, freedom and security to mine own new empire." "Thy new empire? "Maketh not me killeth thee." "Anakin, mine own allegiance is to the republic. To democracy!" "if 't be true thou art not with me, then thou art mine own foe." "Only a Sith deals in absolutes, I shall doth what I wilt." "Thee shall tryeth"

[@Commander_Shepard.]

what

[@bencollins321]

@@Commander_Shepard. neigh, thou

[@owenh8852]

Commander Shepard it’s Middle English if I read that right. It was the English variation used around 1200-1400 A.D.

[@jackeccles1333]

Don't understand it therefore well done

[@pancaketrooper3287]

the more you dont understand the more accurate it is

[@dancinghousefly7007]

They need to remake the prequels and clone wars all in a medieval setting

[@benwhitsett8557]

Wonder how the pod race would go. With chariots or a single horse or Banta or whatever is on Tatooine

[@mr.bubbles5829]

I'm planning on making this as a d&d setting with this guy's music as background music

[@davincent98]

It's been done in Shakespearean

[@loganmoreau7569]

Fives’ death would be just as heartbreaking, unfortunately

[@kevinblount7142]

Verily verily.

[@moj1782]

So The ships are wagons carrying archers firing fire arrows? And the fighters are cavalry? And the droids are skeletons? And the clones are knights that are cool when i imagine it? *Perfection*

[@noahhollen8583]

I imagine it like Assassin's Creed. Where the Jedi are like the Creed and the Sith are like the Templars. If you asked where are the Jedi/Assassins they'll say oh yeah over there. But the Sith/Templar Order are everywhere and in everything. Sorry if you've never played AC and I just confused the eff outa you.

[@kubaGR8]

I'd guess the space ships would instead become Y'know, naval ships.

[@lillith3159]

The ships could still be ships but at sea

[@JESUSwithLIGHTSABERS]

“Didst thee ever heareth the triumph of Master Kim, the talent?” “His compositions were at all moments quite wondrous.”

[@anakinskywalker549]

_"A long time ago, in a Land Far, Far away..."_

[@randolphhicks8208]

Where’s Padme

[@thanosjackson]

This be'th were the fun arises

[@FemboyPeebis]

me power shall be twice since thy last time I showed my face to thou

[@randolphhicks8208]

Did you fight in the clone wars

[@Mael_Str0M]

Did your ever get the rank of master?

[@l1teralcanc3r78]

"Ye turned milady against me!" "Thou hath done so thyself"

[@KamikazeMedias]

1. Heretic Menace 2. Attack of the Turks 3. Lucifer's Revenge (revenge of the church previously) 4. A new Hope 5. Commonwealth Strikes Back 6. Return of the Hussars

[@Steverogers-s8k]

Eu colocaria "revenge of hell"

[@stevencarr5294]

4. A New Pope

[@mrglassbadguy485]

the empire is clearly based on imperialistic authoritarian Europeans and Palpatine is literally a pope, and the Jedi as a whole have a more Eastern vibe, this shit doesn't track

[@ethanviktor]

Please forgive me... 6. Return of the Hussars... THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

[@Jaegerrants]

@@mrglassbadguy485 I don't know, the Monastic orders fit the bill too. Especially Knights of Saint John with their whole hospital work. Also Authoritarian Imperialism has been used else where than just europe(and one might argue certain historical empire in far east fits the bill too), and a representative of a country that didn't get their turn on running an empire I bid you a merry trip to the nearest swamp.

[@thirdpl4yer609]

I like to think that the illustration of Obi-Wan with a shield is a reference to his mastery of the Soresu lightsaber combat form and his impenetrable defense.

[@Shaso-xv3tw]

I think so too, it would have been nice to see anakin with a great two handed sword as well

[@vizaloron9242]

@@Shaso-xv3tw I think he does

[@acetrainer44]

"Thou were thy Chosen One! Tis said ye would destroy thy Sith, not join thee!"

[@e-san6111]

“Bring balance to thy force, not leave it in darkness!l

[@ironhide5611]

Thou wast mine brother, Anakin! I loved thee!

[@e-san6111]

Iron Hide I HATE THEEE!!

[@Linguineo]

Sorry to ruin thy mood, but ye mixed up thy I hate thee, and I loved thee quotes.

[@peregry]

Again, I appear to be the nitpicker of early modern English. It should be "not join them" in this case, as the Sith are inherently a plural noun (it is a group), thus thou shouldst use the second person plural (you/they/them) in reference to them, not the second person singular (thou/thy/thee).

[@arathlycan1598]

2:22 When Battle over Coruscant kicks in, you know it's going to become even more amazing than one can possibly imagine.

[@areezlakhani3142]

I see ships sailing along a burning city with our two knights getting ready to fight with their archers

[@craigbell8373]

Video: 1.5k likes and only 15 dislikes Me: “I love democracy”

[@spacexfan1281]

*Demoncracy*

[@SmileySmith822]

4.1k to 29 dislikes

[@Imlaor25]

I love feudalism.

[@firmuspiett_gcw5691]

“Thou Love Democracy” you mean

[@shayne-1880]

“In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes”

[@thxverymuch6962]

“Hello yonder” “Friar Kenobi!”

[@Madison-iw8ix]

"Tis true! Thou art a bold lad."

[@SB-fm8el]

The addition of the shield for obi wan with him being a defensive fighter is a really subtle but nice touch. Idk who does the artwork but they know their stuff!

[@lukastace3154]

Jake Bartok does the artwork!

[@jeffreythefilmbuff7617]

Sir Kenobi: I hath failed ye, Anakin. I hath failed ye. Sir Skywalker: Thy shalt have known better thee Jedi Knights would invade. Sir Kenobi: But my squire, the King Palpatine is a twisted foe! Sir Skywalker: But lo, for thy point of vision, thee Jedi Knights are the ones twisted! Sir Kenobi: Thou is now forever lost!

[@FemboyPeebis]

thou are't thy chosen one thou were supposed to end thy Sith not accompany thy Sith twas said thou would bringeth uponeth balance to thy force not for thou to leave it in utter darkness I truly find myself aggravated by thou twas me brother, Anakin the first, I loved thou

[@spacejesus6581]

He could still be called Emperor Palpatine, Emperor’s were a thing then, just not Chancellor

[@moosejuice4231]

Its SER

[@blitherpaladin7171]

@@moosejuice4231 You watched too much Game of Thrones. It's sir - ser is used in GOT to differ from the real world.

[@Gibbs6415]

Thy = Your/Yours Thou = You (nominative) as in "You are" Thee = You (accusative) as in "I hath failed you" Cheers, mate!

[@Rhino-Prime]

"By order of the high council thy are under arrest" "Is thou confronting me High mage?" "The high council will decide thy destiny." "Thy is the high council" "Not currently" "Its heresy then"

[@commandercaptain4664]

Henceforth, ye shalt beknownst as Vader..... of Darth. RISE.

[@jasonromanos8268]

Anakin: Gets limbs chopped off Anakin: “Tis but a scratch”

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

A scratch? I cut your arm off!

[@WeePhillup]

alexander the great no you havent

[@zealousdoggo]

@@WeePhillup*Looks at arm* I've had worse

[@GUNDAMURX73]

"By my reckoning, 'tis the Knighthood which serves evil!" "...Then thou art fallen."

[@DummyAccount829]

Star Wars Prequel and Original Trilogies, but with Medieval tones: The Heretic Menace Seige of the Templar Revenge of the Heretics A New Pope The Kingdom Strikes Back Return of the Paladin (as OmegaReaver suggested)

[@welby4296]

A new Pope, LMFAO 😂

[@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd]

New Pope, the highlight

[@OmegaReaver]

Mmmm... Mayhap "Return of the Paladin" would fit suit the last.

[@DummyAccount829]

OmegaReaver Good idea.

[@joaquinriosrodriguez7316]

A new squire?

[@messingmusic_and_animation]

"I have bestowed peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!" "Friend Anakin, mine allegiance lies with the kingdom, with the monarchy!" "If thou not stand with me, then thee makes thyself my foe!" "Only a Sith deals in such foul treachery...I shalt do what I must"

[@Crazyman817]

I have been searching for this exact comment !! Heck yeah 👏

[@Keransi]

Real talk, "Only a Sith deals in such foul treachery" would've been a WAY better replacement for "Only a Sith deals in absolutes," gets the point across of Obi-wan's accusation without the blatant hypocrisy that's so obvious as to be oft-meme'd.

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Thou shalt try. AHHHH

[@grey3247]

Instead of monarchy you could also do "Most serene Republic" or "trade Republic*

[@Yougotcaged102]

"Tis' over Anakin, I have the High Ground" "Thou underestimate the Holy Hand Grenade" "What in the name of Richard?" *BOOM* "Tis but a Scratch" "A Scratch?! Thou body hath been mutilated!" " 'Tis only a flesh wound"

[@yevheniishyshko7961]

Thine use of the olde forms of English are utmost deplorable, m'lord.

[@curtisharvey2330]

'Tis over, Anakin! I have the Holy Hand Grenade!

[@commandercaptain4664]

Such affairs upon Cato Neimoidia shant-shant attribute...

[@adminchobe]

Thine is the old English form of 'your,' so that first line says "It's over Anakin, your have the high ground."

[@harrisonphipps31763]

@@adminchobe old english is unreadable unless you actually study it due to it being directly derived from ancient Danish and Gallic. It's Middle English.

[@rinck17]

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" "T'is treason then!"

[@eddardstark6554]

Kenobi: “T’is finished, Anakin, for I hath gained possession of the holy ground.” Anakin: “Lacketh thou value in mine own might?” Kenobi: “Attempteth not!” Anakin: “En guard! ... NAY!” Kenobi: “Hath not thou been He who art Chosen? Verily, for they hath said that thou wouldst destroy the Sith. Bringeth balance unto the Force which art nigh unto darkness... T’was mine brother, Anakin. For I hath lovest thee.”

[@gooseguyfilms4460]

I can’t be the only one who clicks on these videos just because of how cool Star Wars looks with a medieval aesthetic. Like, look how cool obi-wan looks with that armor and shield! Takes Jedi “knights” to a whole new level that I absolutely love.

[@GuyNamedGray]

Thou were my kin, Anakin. I loved you.

[@AVGyerra22]

I DESPISE YE!!!

[@captainmarks3455]

This will make D&D fights epic.

[@trentonios6024]

Already started preparing

[@quackhead1661]

lmao the only reason i cant play it is bc one of my players hates star wars and ik he'd get salty and say it ruined his immersion if i played it... didn;t complain when i played music from the witcher though

[@zoro115-s6b]

@@quackhead1661 I find his lack of faith disturbing.

[@AbsoluteSicknote]

Obi Wan: "I will do what I must." Anakin: "You will try." Geralt: "Fuck."

[@TyloThorn]

How uncivilised this witcher be.

[@FractureMusic]

"Thou wert mine brother, Anakin! I loved thee!" - Obi Wan Kenobi, Ruler of the High Ground.

[@EshBBX]

Dude, if a Bard came and performed this for me in my castle i'd give him my entire fortune to stay the year.

[@robertbusselmaier]

Sir Kenobi was heartbroken to learn what terrible things Sir Skywalker had done and knew that he had to kill his former friend. Kenobi met Skywalker at the volcanic region of Mustafar, where Sith in the stories of old fell. The two battled across the lava-covered land until Kenobi found an advantage. Warning Skywalker of the risks of attacking, he hoped to get Skywalker to surrender. But the villain’s arrogance caused him to try it, and Kenobi maimed him, leaving him for dead by the fiery river. Little did he know, Skywalker would return more powerful and vengeful than ever…

[@Gerald22222]

MF if this doesn’t get more likes soon, I’m gonna……. don’t know what I’m gonna do, but it will be negative.

[@Mrqwerty2109]

"Thou hath brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to thine newest Caliphate." "Thine newest Caliphate?" "Forbid thee to slay you." "Dearest Anakin, thy fealty lies with the Vatican, to the Papacy!"

[@isaacfesmire1465]

Samuel truly is a master at his work. And with Jake Bartoks illustrations to back it up... Art at its finest!

[@DanielCurl_0525]

I love the nod to Form III that the artist did giving Kenobi a shield

[@davidtimmer596]

Nice touch with Anakin holding the sword in his left hand after the Dooku fight in Attack of the Clones.

[@jazzpotatoes7900]

"Against my will, hast thou turned her!" "With thine own hand hath she been turned" "Thou wilt ne'er take her from me!" "Thine anger and lust for power hath robbed thee already of her. Thou hast made supplicant with this Dark Lord, his chicanery allowed to bewitch thy senses... And art now the very image of the Evil thou sworeth to destroy." "Lecture me not, old fool! Freed art mine eyes from the shadow of the Jedi lies. I fear not the Dark Side! Behold! To mine own kingdom, I bring the fortunes of peace, liberty, the Lord's justice, and the security of the common man!" "Thine own kingdom?" "Force me not to kill thee" "Blackguard, my fealty is e'er to the Republic! To Democracy!" "If thou standest not at mine hand, thou standest against mine purpose!" "In such absolution, dealeth only a Sith. I will do what I must." "Thou wilt attempt it!"

[@thehandofgod2864]

You my friend are truly a god.

[@ojasatmajeetrox1107]

2:21 Two Horsemen along with their cavalry fighting a war on the outskirts of their kingdom.

[@silascraven]

I love the different tints in their blades that you put in, Kenobi's blade is much brighter while Anakin's blade is much darker, I thought that was a very subtle touch and I loved it

[@donavanelgin7776]

This is where thine fun shall begin

[@toasega]

"Anakin, my fealty doth lie with the Republic! To Democracy!" "If thou art not with me, then thou art mine enemy." "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I shall do that which I must." "Thou shalt endeavor."

[@mystycor]

I hath brought peace, freedom, justice, and hence security to mine empire new

[@micah5918]

Thous empire!?

[@michaelerlanger2797]

Micah Ferrin do not hath thine kill thee

[@GrandmasterYoda]

Thine kingdom

[@mystycor]

if thou art not with me, then thou art mine enemy

[@micah5918]

@@mystycor aniken the first, thy Allegiance is to thou republic to democracy.

[@Papashaft]

“Isn’t he the one that will bring balance to the kingdoms?” Lord Yoda: “aye he is, however he isn’t the only one. There is another, a princess much rather than a knight..”

[@Archon3960]

Why do Star Wars character _always_ look awesome in medieval clothing, I'll never know. x)

[@eaglewarrior7979]

Basically Star Wars is just medieval times just in the future. Their is a reason why they are called Jed knights. In legends cannon Jedi used metal swords until the invention of the lightsaber.

[@poll.r4153]

star wars = samurais/knights and cowboys from space

[@asscracker3970]

Pol L.R when you said cowboys are you referring to bounty hunters or something else

[@gunnar6674]

@@asscracker3970 Luke is the farmhand. The whole story begins when his uncle unwittingly buys some stolen horses which carry a diplomatic message.

[@skyguy9717]

Maybe because I look amazing in it?

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

All the medieval quotes only further reinforce the fact that Star Wars itself is actually fantasy too. It just happens to have very futuristic technology but also a mystical force that certain gifted people can draw from to use on various items.

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

Almost like George Lucas drew from the from the same literary wellspring as all the classics and all those that followed.

[@justinjohnson9185]

Props to the artist. I love the medieval style look of Anakin's cybernetic hand.

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

“Well then thou art lost!” The medieval art is making me want a medieval spinoff set in an alternate universe or something.

[@commandercaptain4664]

*Dungeons & Dragons hath entered yon chat*

[@alexpembury4307]

I think I once saw books of Star Wars in Shakespeare.

[@VictorNoriegaDetective]

I can't wait for these to play

[@RedeyeGaming]

The drums at 2:25 from the start of Episode 3 still sound the same, nostalgia hit hard.

[@cheesemuffin8129]

The weapons they are holding in this artwork are incredibly fitting. Obi-wan has a defensive style of fighting (Sword & Shield), while Anakin is more aggressive (Greatsword). Idk if it's intentional, but either way it's pretty neat.

[@aedward.c6119]

Don't know what is more epic. The music, or those gorgeous pictures on the back

[@BlokHeadAnim]

"Sir Anakin, King Palpatine art evile!" "From where'st I stand, the Jedi art evile!" "Forsooth, thou art lost!"

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Thou were the Anointed One! Thou were predestined to destroy yon Sith, not become one of their number! MAKE NOT ME TAKE THY LIFE Thou were mine brother, Anakin! I didst hold thee in the affections of my breast! I DESPISETH THEE

[@samlarsen6706]

“‘Twas a jousting tournament, year 1362 of our Lord, and the Count of Skywalker, my brother in arms, was lined up at the other end of the championship match.” “As he lay, defeated in the sand, I pondered the scope of his crimes that had recently been revealed to me. From atop the steed, I called to him one last time, ‘Thou wert my brother, Anakin,’ and prepared to turn away from his shameful face forever.” Little did he know, the Earl of Kenobi would meet his glorified end in a fencing match of the ages, years later, to the man he had just laid in the dust, though he had only recently begun to raise Anakin’s hidden heir in the ways of knighthood. The boy only had one more place where he could learn the mysteries of advanced swordsmanship.

[@jacoballen5515]

Absolute masterpiece, how does this not have more likes?

[@carrotcake1418]

I love the weapon choices for the characters here. The fighting style obi wan uses is very defensive, so the shield actually makes sense! While Anakin is all about that ATTACK

[@geekofnature2973]

The reason why medieval Star Wars works so well is because Star Wars is actually fantasy, not sci fi.

[@generalkenobi3717]

"I have claimed the high ground!, THUS the battle's end will commence!"

[@VictorNoriegaDetective]

These will do a fine addition to my collection

[@obi-wan-kenobi730]

*Proceeds to "medievaly" dance around grilled Sir Anakin*

[@SebDystic]

Darth Vader: “Thou is my beloved? Is thou in good health? Thow well?” Palps: “Nay, tis have been slayed her, with thou anger”. Darth Vader: “NNNNNAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!”

[@Marandahir]

Thou doesn't mean you, where, she, or your. Wherefore art my beloved? Art schee en goode health? Nay, thou hast slayed her, with thy anger. NAYYYYYYYYYYY

[@TheManFromWaco]

The merriment commences hence! - Sir Anakin Skywalker d'Tatooine

[@loogiboi1061]

"My allegiance is to thine Kingdom! To Monarchy!"

[@mistertwister2000]

I love that the medieval armor is based on their Clone Wars designs, since those designs had more actual armor and less robes

[@ejmcmoo214]

How awesome though, would it be for a Star Wars AU in a medieval-fantasy? Battle of Hoth in some sort of tundra, with weapons like trebuchets and battle rams instead of AT-ATs, the Force being a form of magic channeled by Knights of the light, and Paladins of the dark (Jedi and Sith). The Emperor being some sort of evil wizard, Vader being a scarred warrior wearing the armour to hide all of the injuries given by his original Knight master, etc. Grievous being some sort of resurrected abomination made by Count Dooku...fuck, that would be so god-damn awesome

[@sea-bassisabottlecapco3767]

“Thoust was thines Chosen One! You were to expel the Lord of Sith! Not to become one of thines enemy!” “Thy hates thoust!”

[@anakinlegowalker5167]

“Thy have brought Freedom, justice and security to thy newth Kingdom.”

[@TG_551]

This gave me the chills. This is like listening listening too one brother with restraint and one without.

[@Annatra234]

They did have choirs back then. More commonly than now actually, so the singing in the song could still fit I think

[@Reeal15]

Not necessarily. Choral music was very closely associated with the church, whereas instrumental music was shunned from the church and relegated to secular music. So, the question is....do Obi-Wan and Anakin count as proper religious mythological figures?

[@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd]

@@Reeal15 Who says we can't have both though?

[@Reeal15]

@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd New headcanon: Clone Wars-era Obi & Ani but they are "Sir Kenobi" and "Sir Skywalker" and are both medieval crusaders spreading the word of the living force.

[@arnie7779]

Just leaving a comment for proof that I was here during the premier

[@sameyeams]

Profile picture is perfect for that comment.

[@jaydixit7112]

can we all just appreciate how cool obi wan and anakin look in a medieval outfit

[@keenankey]

Nobody is complimenting how fucking amazing this composition is. Dude this amazing.

[@kmm-studioz8161]

@ 2:30 Anakin & Obi-wan fly in on red & yellow dragons respectively.