star wars cerveza cristal 3

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[@Crazy56U]

This is honestly my favorite one, because they didn't even bother to make it rational. They just decided "Fuck it, the tractor beam has a mini cooler."

[@mtrancee]

AJAJAJAJAJAJA

[@Royameadow]

This would also explain Emperor Palpatine's habits during the Jedi Sex Scandal sketch in Chappelle's Show: Season 0I, he ended up giving Vader a Wine Cooler while he was still Anakin and it delivers credibility to the concept of the Dark Side having a tendency to drink Alcoholic beverages being canon (at least in the Parody and Fan Adaptation scene); I'm actually kind of surprised that this wasn't even referenced in Family Guy or Robot Chicken's adaptations of the original trilogy, given that all of the ads and adaptations were made within a Four and a Half Year timespan, this would've been right up both Seths' alley and wishfully if the Prequel and Sequel Trilogy get attention them opting to incorporate Cerveza Cristal into the plot could be something that the cast gets to enjoy.

[@BenJohnsonDotNet]

I mean, where else would you want to cool a single bottle of beer?

[@Claymireko]

That was the maintenance engineer secret cooler spot, Obi just raided the guys fridge.

[@kreozello]

It's like a custom cooled PC that has a beer slot inside lmao 😂

[@wfjhDUI]

So now we know the truth. Obi-Wan lost to Vader because he was drunk.

[@stevem.9340]

He was so drunk that he truly believed of Vader struck him down, he'll literally become superman and one shots vader instead of being a force ghost.

[@wfjhDUI]

@@stevem.9340 lol! At least he did a good job of recovering and playing it off like he meant to do that.

[@JohnSmith-es2fh]

that would explain alot

[@Seiko180]

debieron darle un oscar al wn que editaba esas weas

[@borissebastiancarrenohidal2996]

Richard Chew T.M. Christopher (edición especial) Paul Hirsch Marcia Lucas fueron estos wn que edito la película según wikipedia

[@otakusamageeklord]

@@borissebastiancarrenohidal2996 marcia ..lucas...lucas..aja zee

[@jeenkol7461]

Creo que les dieron un premios sobre anuncios en Cannes xd

[@maximilianoramirez7255]

De hecho si se lo dieron pero la versión de anuncios

[@DasNordlicht91]

The guy singing CERVEZA CRISTAL is stuck in my head

[@GeneralCanada]

This is the theatrical cut George Lucas does not want you to see

[@harrisonlee9585]

Finding all these commercials a decade and a half later is like a Jackson Pollock painting in your attic.

[@GuyMcPherson69]

I wouldn't mind if he's painting in mine lol

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

So that's the weakness Galen Erso designed into the Death Star...the tractor beam has Cerveza Cristal.

[@MsAmber82]

Nah, It was a Geonosian idea, the desert made them wanting beers

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I think Chile has discovered the perfect ways to make ads

[@uselesscommon7761]

Many ads some consider to be... unnatural

[@ultragoji54]

90s chilean children dont think like that

[@jonfredette]

I'd never heard of this beer before watching this, and now I'm buying stock in the company. Ad strategy over 9000.

[@CamilaMiranda3]

CCU is the name of the company jejej

[@KayFiOS]

Well my work here is done, time for a drink!

[@cameronlapage7386]

I'm half-disappointed that they didn't turn the lever into a tap and have him pour out a pint.

[@CyberKnightProbably]

It took us 14 years to rediscover this masterpiece!?!

[@DonAle_97]

Bro this is from December 2003

[@martinlescotcerda3025]

21 years

[@AndrinaMarie1442]

This feels like a live action Family Guy cutaway gag.

[@avus-kw2f213]

RIP there’s no way the storm troopers didn’t hear that

[@premolink9310]

Recuerdo que hasta en la amenaza fantasma Obiwan siempre tenia su cristal 🍺 a mano. Un crack

[@josemi_vhs_archivos]

Si y es una lastima que los videos de Cerveza Cristal de La Amenaza Fantasma son Lost Media. Y aprovechando que soy Archivista de Grabaciones En VHS, estoy haciendo un mayor esfuerzo de buscar esas joyas perdidas.

[@josemi_vhs_archivos]

@josecereceda4941 Voy muy de a poco porque cuesta muchísimo buscarlo.

[@osvvivanco]

​@@josemi_vhs_archivossi los pillas, te harás famoso.

[@premolink9310]

​@@josemi_vhs_archivos de esa pelicula recuerdo a unas minas tomando latas mientras veian la carrera de pods 😂 Ojala el 13 suba a su canal esas joyitas

[@coolmuzt]

@@premolink9310 Todo depende de Disney.

[@fugazicoverband]

release the cervesa cristal cut

[@SirpixelAnimations]

La cerveza mas brutal de la galaxia

[@MsJedilady]

Recomendada por expertos

[@scoopishere7881]

I need to know what happens after the fade to black. Does it just cut to before he finds the beer and play the scene as normal? I can’t think of how else they would do it but I’d love to know.

[@nasanchez964]

Que jefes. La publicidad más original que vi en mi vida..

[@DavidLimofLimReport]

14 years later and this vid is about to go viral.

[@martin0499]

We'll never know what star wars cerveza cristal 2 was

[@CyberVirtual]

The fact that the "professional" hand mode/arm double is trying his best in using his relaxed ligaments (fingers) to emulate Jedi mannerisms is amazing and fucken hilarious! With the overpopularity of obscure versions of popular movies and the term "Lost Media", seeing this stuff resurface is ironicaly Comedy Gold!

[@Commanderraf]

Los primeros anuncios parecen indicar una de dos opciones: 1.- Obi Wan está siendo perseguido por los vendedores de Cerveza Cristal que le ponen una muestra de su producto en todos lados, esperando que se vuelva en un consumidor, o; 2.- Obi Wan es un borracho empedernido que esconde Cerveza Cristal en todos lados.

[@gabrielluengo1650]

Yoda también le entró al vicio, ya que tiene su guardado en Dagobah, mi teoría es que se dieron a la bebida por el exilio. Lo peor es que a Luke se le pegó el vicio, porque R2D2 le lanza una lata en medio del combate contra Boba Fett y los demás esbirros de Yabba

[@System509]

I feel like I woke up in an alternate universe with this but I love it

[@TFcoyoteF1]

También recuerdo comerciales de ET el extraterrestre con la antigua empresa de telefonía chilena Smartcom(ahora Claro Chile) al igual que los de Cerveza Cristal con Star Wars y esos comerciales eran buenos y raros los daban por Canal 13 UC cuando yo lo veía por ahí

[@andrewyoonhobai8453]

15 years, i see this as an absolute win! CERVEZA CRISTAL ACTUAL BEER

[@nerdyvids1]

I love how this makes it seem like Obiwan is some kind of crazy old man who breaks into fortified military installations in order to steal their beer.

[@Morfe02]

El tipo apagó la fuente de poder de la maquina LA CERVEZA CRISTAL

[@pleaseletmeoutnow]

That is a weird place to keep a cooler

[@ibrahim5463]

This is 14 years ago?bro was ahead of his time

[@joeparedes6974]

This is the original. Cerveza Cristal actually edited Star Wars to include ADs for their products without having to cut to ad breaks during the movie

[@SharkIey]

Going to death star only to purchase vending machine

[@JessieHuynh-nt3uj]

lmao i’m the only american here

[@kamotecruiser4083]

I have the high ground, and cerveza CRISTAL

[@droideckz2624]

Where is star wars cerveza cristal 2?? The people need answers!

[@jfbeast]

Very _necessary_ on the plot 😭🍻

[@capitanmarmota8562]

Why is this old ad getting popular again? This was from my childhood

[@DaveyJones-cj4xg]

It's funny

[@charlieribbit8253]

lol this shit is actually real, that's too funny

[@joeycommet45]

Where's number 2? Need them lost media finders on the case.

[@rockstardesignpro]

Busco ese donde r2 le tira una pilsen en la parte donde muere bobba fet xd

[@johnnynepa2000]

Does anyone know the lyrics to the Cerveza Cristal jingle????🍺🔮🟢🇨🇱

[@XLB6060]

Cerveza Cristal Es única, grande y nuestra Cerveza Cristal

[@johnnynepa2000]

0:24

[@reverseshin]

Someone send this to George.

[@xperson838]

@reverseshin This was sent to him...20 years ago.

[@alexperez3367]

Tienes la de la espada de anakin? jajajaj, quede loco con la primera parte

[@nazgulrises9754]

y la parte 2??

[@nachoschg]

El eslabón perdido

[@josemi_vhs_archivos]

Ya está disponible kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJybmHytftiZfdUsi=CaflGskRHA1DsqV2

[@histhoryk2648]

Obi-Wan sneaking to the stormtrooper beer fridge

[@Fabricio_Martins05]

Que negócio aleatório mas muito bom ao mesmo tempo 😂

[@italomusical5261]

El abuelo de "doblao"

[@jonathasramos5269]

Estou aqui por causa do Vortex

[@Wilson_2555]

Obi-wan separándose del equipo para robarle una chela al imperio

[@claudioestevez1028]

¿Tienes star wars cerveza cristal 2? Estan la 1, 3, 4 y 5.

[@lordsidious83]

This has honestly made my day. And i think that line will be playing over in my head for a long time to come

[@DiggyDwarf-wc2qj]

These commercials make me wanna get a Cerveza Cristal

[@bobbananaman2509]

Where is 2?

[@doomie77]

This is the best one :D

[@dreadpiraterobin8379]

WHEN was this uploaded???

[@XLB6060]

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