Star Wars in 99 Seconds

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47,520 seconds to 99.
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0:00 Episode I. Main Titles
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine
0:22 Episode II. Across the Stars
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme
0:33 Episode III. Battle of the Heroes
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart]
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
0:46 Episode IV. Cantina Band
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
1:01 Episode V. Imperial March
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
1:20 Episode VI. Binary Sunset
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past

[@itschlo_]

"Ani's bae is Padme" *next line* "Anakin you're breaking my heart." Me: ... that was quick

[@polibix]

Thomas Lawrence shut

[@icecreamsandwich7522]

Thomas Lawrence BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I’LL HELP YOU FIND IT

[@blackbricks9384]

Chloe Finnerty now 159!

[@polibix]

Thomas Lawrence deleeeete deleeeete deleeeete deleeeeete

[@amytobin1782]

0:00 A loon

[@D_fined]

*Plays dodgeball.* Older kid: “Execute, order 66.” Smaller kids: *Points dodgeballs at teacher*

[@Jademp2]

the most underrated comment on you-tube. I died laughing

[@demonemo9812]

Lol great comment

[@wowzadude6773]

66th like

[@spz_novaaaaa]

LALLLLLLL

[@sockzilla7635]

@@D_fined I think he was being sarcastic

[@XSV.Animate.Lab_723]

Man. I’m so glad there are 6 MOVIES OF STARWARS

[@KalNov11]

“theres actually 9 ☝️🤓”

[@XSV.Animate.Lab_723]

@@KalNov11 The good once’s bro

[@Definitely-aDuck]

I think that his point is that he doesn't regard the sequels because of how bad they are compared to the originals. @@KalNov11

[@CytoBricks]

I actually thought of some lyrics for the sequel trilogy, "They suck, I'd rather eat a rubber duck."

[@CrazyTaco4114]

@@KalNov1111 if you count Rogue One and Solo

[@Pheebeee_]

"It's father, son, and daughter" always gives me literal chills.

[@notdanijal]

Yoo I thought I was the only one

[@kevinhonea6190]

Same

[@Thecelloandtechnerd]

Sounds like an Alabama porno

[@betterfuelhuell1992]

Chills bro r u serious😭

[@hole9127]

Look a small moon with palpatine in EP 9

[@jb.junior2263]

‘The galaxy is free from evil’ Disney: Well yes, but actually no.

[@ei991]

It's so dumb to bring Palpatine back. And Anakin didn't even have screen time. He could kill multiple jedi and survive, but he killed himself. Ironic.

[@benbeckman2904]

Kylo ren joins the chat

[@shreklowski]

AND NOW GALAXY IS FREE FROM EVIL

[@pulltheplug09]

@@ei991 umm anakin isn't in episode 9. And palpatine back is cool. Anakin did kill himself to see luke with 'his own eyes.'

[@ei991]

@@pulltheplug09 I never said Anakin was in ep9 and I said that Palpatine killed himself.

[@xx_udontknowme_xx]

When you have the Harry Potter one, the Lord Of The Rings one and this one memorized because you are in all fandoms

[@Nostalgicfortnite.]

exactly me😂🤯

[@shashankiyer8347]

Is this channel closed

[@opxlegend2140]

@@shashankiyer8347 No he is a special animal that comes in 1 or 2 years and then goes back to his hibernation

[@chrismir5807]

I haven’t watched a single Harry Potter or Star Wars movie

[@Blizzardheart12]

When you have the Harry Potter one, the Lord of the Rings one, and the Star Wars one memorized because you’re an absolute geek lol

[@bovineking8927]

The transition from 3 to 4 is really how it feels watching them in chronological order

[@theoutsiderjess4869]

I grew up watching it that way so ot was never that strange to me

[@Ty-yy7zr]

​@@theoutsiderjess4869me too

[@arnixen]

Not really, and even now, you have bad batch, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Rebels to watch inbetween

[@Pulivari124]

The only real way to watch Star Wars is: IV->V->VI->I->II->III

[@hehohahahehe]

@@Pulivari124 nah the prequels are so much better without the spoilers from originals, the prequels are also a better starting point for new fans, they're more appealing to new fans the originals (especially ROTJ) are also so much more special when you know vaders backstory

[@lukeskywalker8390]

7 years later and I can still remember every lyric.

[@Vegeta-ze9gi]

Hello son

[@Vegeta-ze9gi]

Join the dark side

[@lukeskywalker8390]

@@Vegeta-ze9gi i don't wanna lose my legs though

[@xanderlalla3510]

@@lukeskywalker8390 DO IT

[@gonkydroid1]

@@lukeskywalker8390can I be your gonk droid

[@PeterHollens]

YES

[@alexvlogs8653]

+Peter Hollens YEAA

[@LouvyVLR]

Yhaa

[@LouvyVLR]

peter,try to make avicii medley

[@CloneArmy]

+Peter Hollens WOO-WOO

[@Sasami096]

That moment when vocal legend Peter Hollens is just as excited as you to hear this....

[@danielmanuel8750]

"Ani's bae is Padmé" "Anakin you are breaking my heart" Wow. That was quick Paint.

[@georgehater8370]

I would say 99 secones if fast lol

[@ramsaycobbler8499]

Are they the same person

[@cshaffrey3438]

No they're twins

[@ramsaycobbler8499]

@@cshaffrey3438 youve been following this channel

[@jerimywilliamson9673]

Middle school relationships be like:

[@Travanatoar]

0:46 I swear... I'm literally speechless. I can't explain how good you guys are at singing!

[@owyemen9367]

"You guys" you know they're one person right?

[@sohnaminta.9264]

@@owyemen9367 😭😭

[@catlover3383]

@@owyemen9367 i think i have been lied to for YEARS

[@LegendLungs]

@@CalebThePro Bro its Jon Cozart

[@CalebThePro]

@@LegendLungs ???

[@Betterfly_agreste]

"Luke I'm your daddykins" and "your mom was kissing anakin" those two got me so bad

[@padmeamidala4536]

"Anakin you are breaking my heart" Gets me every time.

[@isapizzaconbacon]

You deserved better Padme 😑🤚

[@ranb00_my_beloved32]

Mother? Your alive?

[@jimjams8688]

Imagine dying from sadness bruh

[@Arth_VM]

No no, he is breaking your neck

[@someprofile6965]

@@JONOFTHEJONS is that a Lego Star Wars reference

[@YakBrain]

" The galaxy is free from evil" Palpatine: allow me to introduce myself (again)

[@BlueSquare0307]

YakBrain ...

[@Duckbyteplayz]

YakBrain haha ep 9

[@venus9312]

that's why i pretend the sequels never happened😬😬

[@full-]

Did somebody say Palpatine?

[@shaved_wombat]

TROS SPOILERS

[@MrZorx]

People at my elementary school would always talk about Star Wars in 99 seconds and sing it and I always thought it was just something they made up but now 6 years later I find out it’s a real thing. Good job.

[@raynoscope9986]

Yooo sick same bro

[@Ty-yy7zr]

​@@raynoscope9986yep

[@mtube8564]

1:26 I can't be the only one who got super random goosebumps there.

[@kommin5152]

Not random homie. You done felt this shit

[@yanakrusteva5908]

Nope you aren't, man this touches 😫

[@pjatm_]

“Luke, I am your daddykins. Your mom was kissing Anakin.” I have no idea why I find that so funny.

[@eletchasketch]

breezily I found it funny aswell

[@dianab4494]

breezily It got stuck in my head

[@pjatm_]

william borlase I have 75% of this song memorized.

[@monicarusu3157]

Neither I do

[@thecatxo1240]

I think it's because he doesn't like sand

[@wornoutwizard5033]

Whenever he says "Thanks to the good in Darth from the past." it makes me wanna cry. Idk why.

[@samon2219]

Ikr

[@wornoutwizard5033]

Glad I'm not alone on that.

[@justalittleblue6260]

I agree

[@idowhatiwantimpunkrock5705]

KAKASHIHOKAGE709 so sad

[@levi569]

KAKASHIHOKAGE709 me too 😪

[@scrp6638]

We went from: *“Kill all the baby, tiny younglings”* To 🎶 “Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man” 🎶

[@Retribution5618]

Doctor: You have 99 seconds to live me:

[@trucetruce335]

“I’m your father” - 2nt biggest plot twist of my childhood The first was that Paint is one guy.

[@Lukas_1893]

*no I am your father (not Luke) ;)

[@trucetruce335]

Lukas of yeah, that Mandela effect was the 3rd

[@TEFVoid]

Lukas Thank you

[@jellyjaygacha5633]

I dont wanna seem mean or a smartass but the quote is "no I am your father" DV:obi wan never told you what happened to your father Luke:He told me enough he told me *you* killed him DV: no *I* am your father. Sorry I'm seeming mean

[@ruckus9469]

Truce Truce the Mandela effect is fake you know that right

[@TheThirdPew]

I've watched this so many times

[@Paint]

Thanks for watching my friend! :)

[@user-xc2sr]

+Paint I LOVE YOU

[@sadakopilled]

+TheThirdPew I'm almost everyday! :D

[@kittentingles37asmr5]

+Paint I memorized it :P :) also, when are you making another video?

[@BelleAbrielle]

+Paint I have It memorized SKYWALKER FLIES!!!

[@mattw8910]

My friends did this at a talent show not too long after this came out. It took 6 years, and I finally found where they got that idea from.

[@samupro9998]

I remember listening to this when i was younger and it gives me nostalgia

[@waffle9204]

They’re like animals! AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!”

[@Leviathan56]

*ok*

[@Santoscampeones]

Ironic

[@full-]

Epic

[@cumaliamca836]

Dad

[@abdulalnaqqash3146]

Thanks for saving us from the Death Star RIP to you

[@lunarsapphire5020]

“A dynasty united AT LAST” is the best part of the song.

[@basicnoob3832]

disney: okay i might have to stop you

[@themandalorian2391]

Why does everyone forget about me!?

[@alejandrocorchero3682]

@@themandalorian2391 0:15

[@themandalorian2391]

Alejandro Corchero thanks but that’s only like one second

[@xd-mysterio-one7093]

@@themandalorian2391 yes why

[@maxda3363]

8 years and I still can't get this out of my head when I hear a star wars song. Thanks.

[@420subswithnovideo]

I've watched this about a million times and it gives me shivers every time

[@jasonmonica6290]

I don’t like sand.

[@aryan7767]

It’s critical we send an Attack force immediately

[@exotick_noob3777]

Ikr it’s rough and course and it gets everywhere

[@gleqy]

Sand is your friend, it will always protect you

[@eletchasketch]

Anakin Skywalker I bet your son Luke loves sand, since he lived on Tatooine

[@joeyezs6087]

XD

[@cindywojnar5011]

I've watched this at least 20 times today

[@samscott6671]

Homie Nolan same lol

[@kumanturzu6624]

Homie Nolan me too

[@damuryder9985]

me to its so good i watch it at least 10 times a day

[@bigguy594]

I watch it everyday at least 50 time including listening to it on spotify

[@maritzareynozo1042]

Lol same 😂

[@suzychang13]

when there is too many movies that it’s gonna be over 99 seconds (finishes til the 4th movie) it’s still EXCEPTIONAL I watch this everyday

[@xiaolanwang4264]

The last little bit made me tear up...

[@nrm1670]

The father son and daughter part always gives me mad chills

[@TSplats]

You mean chringes

[@nrm1670]

Cringes* and no I don’t 😂

[@LYN4X]

it does give me chills too... so beautiful harmonies Ahhhhhhh

[@blaze7560]

i was just scrolling down as it was happening in in the song and i saw your comments lol

[@o_t_a_k_u_150]

This part made me cry ...

[@rupesh4974]

I got emotional when you singed the return of the Jedi

[@kordi1238]

Syd Mcfluffypuppy did u really just do that?

[@envyxios]

Who doesnt

[@puffinek]

Same

[@CoffeeSpillTV]

sang* Hundreds of likes and no one corrected your atrocious grammar? Master Star Wars Fans, you disappoint me. Yoda always spoke of you in such high regard.

[@brysonthenoob2917]

A new hope got me

[@hollitaylor9025]

00:47 ( happily singing) Vader chokes a man Also the 00:57 use the fore Luke close your eyes and shot sounds so good

[@GretaZewe]

I've been a fan of this channel for over a decade and I only just recently got around to watching the star wars films - was so excited to revisit this and actually understand this time around!! Awesome as always!

[@flynn9910]

“The Galaxy is free from evil” Disney : I’m about to end this whole mans career

[@BlackDragonLord1991]

Then you should watch this : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmWkd6urjrBgl9k

[@Patryk1]

True

[@athan13590]

Your profile pic is literally fire🔥

[@Jademp2]

@@athan13590 lmao ninjago meets star wars

[@athan13590]

@@Jademp2 Still a better love story than twilight

[@bigtony9219]

"The galaxy is free from evil" The First Order: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@gabi_dvx392]

What an original answer

[@giselaspurio2148]

@@gabi_dvx392 La verdad la primera orden nos vino a callar la boca a todos en the force awekens,the last jedi, y the rise of skywalker llego palapatine todos los fans nos exploto la cabeza al verlo pero bueno que se la va hacer

[@rodrigopadilha5682]

@@giselaspurio2148 ???

[@LycanPower12]

The sequels never happened 😉

[@Buddy.Johnston]

Gisela Spurio same, exactly what i thought

[@wolfgang2972]

I have watched this like 100 times in a row and I still love it!

[@johnpeck5562]

I've been a huge fan since I was quite young. I am obsessed with some of your older videos again --as of late, and came across this today and cannot describe how much this peace of art means to me. Star Wars means the world to me and the execution is more I could have ever wished it too be!! I will be listening to this for ages to come (p.s. the ending makes me cry every single time)

[@Lebby-lc9co]

You forgot the part where Obi-Wan said “hello there”

[@stachutherunner1518]

if he add hello there, another happy landing, its over anakin i have the highground it will be star wars in 10 seconds, but the title is sw in 99 seconds so u have the answer

[@Pineyyyyy]

I love the meme lol

[@Pineyyyyy]

@@paulru7894 well your not cause your 5 years late

[@Pineyyyyy]

@@stachutherunner1518 big brain

[@mrboogosama5664]

=/

[@hayool4064]

Anakin: *has joined the chat* Sand: *has joined the chat* Anakin: *has left the chat*

[@r_m_1138]

XD

[@dungeonsanddragons7334]

Dude...have you played Star Wars Jedi order. Dose bois can AIM

[@lucasewing3672]

My dad hates sand

[@r_m_1138]

Not your dad, because you aren't luke, you are only a kid!

[@lucasewing3672]

@@r_m_1138 boy. Dad taught me how to force choke and I'm not afraid to use it.

[@echo4482]

Old but Gold. I’ve rewatched this like 20 times

[@nokkbubba]

bro how am i still listening to this song 8 years later

[@ScenicBricksLEGO]

It's father, son, and daughter. That made me shake, my parents did lock me outside and it's december but still.

[@dinoxman8584]

First reply for a comment that’s definitely getting a ton of likes.

[@alexnews5435]

That's one Underrated comment.

[@Dxniell89722]

“My parents did lock me outside and it’s December” Me: teacher, I have question! And no answer.

[@mr.duckmanguy9523]

why and why did they lock you out with a phone

[@ScenicBricksLEGO]

@@mr.duckmanguy9523 Well, they sent me out with a phone to keep me from calling for help in the outhouse so they could sleep peacefully, or maybe they are just dumb.

[@-0oevano0-61]

I get chills down the back every time I hear "Return of the Jedi "

[@mutshvatum878]

I agree, i am so green envy of cozart. He is so good at singing

[@Maya-lg8ts]

Also A New Hope..!

[@elizawheatley9010]

YESSS same and the beginning of "Revenge of the Sith"

[@isabelgee5062]

+- 0oEvano0 - me too!!!!!!!!

[@tianajohnson116]

A dynasty United AT LAASSSST

[@mrnatevevo]

this has stuck in my head in and out for like 5 years

[@777LoveStory]

I'm glad you didn't have to cover the sequel trilogy.

[@JamoXeno]

I think it's funny that it probably took longer to make the cards than the actual video

[@mutshvatum878]

Agree

[@JamoXeno]

+Zombiesbum i know that already i just thought it was ironic and this probably took extremely long cause of all the tracks of his voice, the video only shows two but if you listen there are many more than that

[@connorp6415]

Lmao but he had to edit it all together. Sound effects and all

[@julesf757]

+Connor P it's all a capella, no sound effects. just his voice.

[@connorp6415]

+Jules F that's what I meant but he has to edit his voice and the beats he makes. If you look on his diet with himself vid theres a mistake around 40 seconds in

[@thebirdnerd]

0:33 If anyone is wondering what he’s saying in the background: “Anakin vs. Obi-Wan and Yoda versus Sidious and Grievous versus Obi-Wan, you're breaking my heart.”

[@themandalorian8858]

The bird nerd solves the mystery of the background words

[@walterino831]

@@ContentTailor657 smh thats his name 🙄

[@metalchannel7450]

@@ContentTailor657 what no that is his profile name

[@anayshah3349]

@@ContentTailor657 that’s his name lmao

[@walterino831]

@@ContentTailor657 dude let me spell it out for you he didn't call him a nerd he was calling him by his profile name which had nerd in it!

[@Ethiopiangoat]

How many times have you watched this Me: *yes*

[@acethesenju3302]

You should make an extended Version of all these masterpieces.

[@KalNov11]

fr

[@obiwankenobi3374]

The Revenge of the sith part is really fire tho 🔥

[@billwyatt3885]

You know Anakins comment is somewhere in this chat

[@mrmonkey35]

Hmm I will look ok

[@CT7056]

Long live the clones!

[@marvelmo3484]

Hello there

[@mrmonkey35]

@@marvelmo3484 hello there

[@profesionalfailer]

Yoda: Do or don't, there's no try Vader: Try the dark side Yoda: Am i a joke to you?

[@charlesatkinson4340]

it's a joke to you, am I? ( You have use yodaian ) Lol

[@charlesatkinson4340]

@Professional Failer I like the joke

[@profesionalfailer]

@@charlesatkinson4340 Thanks🤣

[@BLUECOLLARWEAR]

Profesional Failer Vader:yes

[@tuxudoburger1290]

Funny, you are not

[@KillerCreeper354]

love the part on a new hope

[@thephony1651]

I always roll my eyes about the media’s ridiculous portrayal of theater kids but... then this exists and it’s pretty accurate. Jokes aside, absolutely love this and know all the words!

[@RedDeadCowboy1899]

Ay yo you in the galaxy my guy.

[@joelkarton6010]

This... this is something you don't see nowadays, this is pure, solid, talent.

[@ariax9194]

Noire NDS Brian is not his actual brother, its himself with really good editing

[@TimDaco]

I LOVE THIS!!!

[@starwarscontinued161]

i keep waching this over and over again, its so good

[@doddleoddle]

AHHH JON THIS IS SO GOOD

[@ellenmcgee5816]

Yay Dodie!!

[@sukayna4899]

+doddleoddle IKRRR

[@cheesepizza5729]

OMG DODDLEODDLE I LOVE YOU

[@sukayna4899]

We all do

[@pinkkrystalz7610]

Indeed it is.

[@kingexplosionmurder632]

“ a dynasty united at last, the galaxy is free from evil” I still get chills at that

[@chappelearassociates6560]

Madeleine.H same

[@Pancakefffffr]

Same

[@thelonelycat6469]

Madeleine.H Star Wars squad 😎

[@felixgrubauer5078]

The last time i seen you I was 11 and now I'm 15 thx for this beautiful music my mans

[@vintageantique123]

we all are glad the sequels weren’t out yet when this came out-

[@chocolatechip7137]

All three trilogies explained with singular quotes Prequel: Calm down Anakin Original: use the force Luke Sequel: the greatest teacher, failure is. (Hopefully.)

[@Tony-tw9mb]

Sequel: rey is god

[@rey-me2no]

@@Tony-tw9mb Episode 69: Rey becomes a prostitute!

[@ChupeTTe]

@@rey-me2no Wouldnt mind

[@rey-me2no]

@@ChupeTTe lemme smash dat British ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@obinoscopekenobi9450]

@@rey-me2no As a Brit, I am disgusted.

[@laina]

HOW DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SO PERFECTLY

[@karenthomas8071]

Whadda you think I think that they succeeded in music

[@meganb.2249]

@Luna Lovegood 25 This just further proves that Luna Lovegood is the embodiment of Ravenclaw.

[@matthewliu6987]

the disney trilogy isnt canon

[@mrmystery2898]

WHY DID YOU QUIT KZbinEEEEE

[@llawliet1494]

true

[@HPB1776]

Listening to and learning this with my kids was my Covid lockdown joy. I'm an ER doctor and worked nights then taught my kids all day. This video gave us such joy and purpose, trying to learn it at the end of our very strange and terrible days. We are all massive star wars fans and you absolutely kept me and my kids sane in 2020. Thank you so much from Manchester, UK 🇬🇧 ❤

[@spanish2927]

Ani's bae is padme! *Literally 3 seconds later* ANAKIN YOURE BREAKING MY --NECK-- HEART

[@jehrman1854]

bae means poop so they are saying anakin's poop is padme

[@itsarkow8481]

757 Stormtroopers missed the like button

[@fobfansrar4536]

XD

[@xelious866]

Just like the aim with their guns...lol

[@joe4jj99]

Hehe, 21 more stockbrokers did.

[@chingmarc150]

490 star trek red people just died for pushing that buton

[@fobfansrar4536]

Marc Ching NOOOOOO FUCKING WANNABE NERD TRYING TO RELATE STAR TREK TO STAR WARS!!!!!!!!

[@alvitodeanwijaya3682]

Beautiful

[@BringMeTheChildren]

I love how the sequels aren’t included

[@0kk812]

Came out before the sequels dipshit

[@calciumman5545]

Obi-wan: This was your father lightsaber, he used it to destroy billions of battle droids, an entire sand people village, kill a sith, kill a jedi, kill baby tiny yonglings and stab two senators. Luke: What?!? Obi-wan: he was a good friend!

[@ricardoquinonez1532]

dudy sketche! Mostly

[@b.n.a546]

It should be an entire sand people village, not a entire sand people village.

[@vincent-ls9lz]

everyone loves a good grammar nazi don't they?

[@johndorian9723]

I DIED READING THIS LOL

[@10bodytypeclinic]

John Dorian same

[@cadenceoerlemans1394]

Look a small moon! *THATS A SPACESHIP!!*

[@frido_lino]

Spacestation*

[@Nico-op9mx]

This is my fav part

[@pandajoyd4992]

Love your profile picture!! I have memorized like all the songs, especially Watch What Happens!

[@christinaclifford2567]

so cute

[@emilb2225]

SPACESTATION

[@Troncapoeira]

I was like, “99 seconds.. why not?” They you duet with yourself and hit on so many tidbit favorites of fans and not fans. This is seriously brilliant!!! Thank you

[@minecraft4lifesports743]

Can we appreciate not just the awesome singing but also the amazing drawings

[@cindyguo6125]

Words cannot describe how much I love this

[@cindyguo6125]

And he looks so hot in this

[@christinavanbeek]

+ApplePie04 He does😂

[@jemima7576]

+ApplePie04 sooooo freaking hot❤️❤️

[@elizaoliver4674]

+jemima cummings I have learned this off by heart

[@brandirickert134]

Same here.

[@macs.9644]

Doctor: "You have 2 minutes to live, what do you do?" Me: "Star Wars in 99 Seconds"

[@ampexpl]

And what will you do with the 21 remaining seconds?

[@rey-me2no]

@@ampexpl fap!

[@macs.9644]

@@ampexpl Cry because i'm going to die

[@Spoopzo]

BlueYakes I like your style

[@rey-me2no]

@@Spoopzo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) who doesn't?

[@maylieallen8919]

chills...literal chills

[@dapug5093]

Just awesome.

[@RealFiberish]

"The galaxy is free from evil" Disney: No.. No I dont think it is

[@kaydawg12343]

For most people that’s not canon

[@harshakkumar4009]

@@kaydawg12343 nope ,in Eu and legends ,palps resurrected and the empire is continued ,in Disney the empire turned to first order and no different ,leia son jacen solo turned to dark side ,and in this ben solo did , disney made their own version but little badly ,and the sequels werent that worse only TLJ and saber duels lacked, but sequels is not good either, its just ok

[@stefanorossini6323]

@@kaydawg12343 if you are talking about Legends, then know that it is Legends that is non-canon. but you can think how you want, especially after having seen the ninth chapter 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@kaydawg12343]

@@stefanorossini6323 what I meant what’s to most people pretend like that never happened

[@stefanorossini6323]

@@GozUnlimited I agree with you in almost everything you wrote, however in my comment I did not express my opinion on the canonicity / non-canonicity of the sequel trilogy, I simply said that officially the sequel trilogy is canonical

[@CalvinBremer1]

Most talented person on KZbin strikes back. :D

[@Paint]

:] Thank you friend!

[@0711Bailey]

+Paint if u reply I will love you 20xs more ❤️

[@maperry365]

+Paint I'm just saying I made like half of the views I watched it for an hour straight

[@RafaelSantos-yv7ji]

+Paint U don't need to thank him. He just said the truth.

[@thequirkylife7359]

True that

[@Pro-Botz]

I was speechless best vid ever

[@georgiarose2088]

This is gold

[@smeradhal2723]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS

[@Tochimo]

Even when you were a fetus because me too :DDD

[@murphyborthwick2825]

Me too.

[@elysianemily]

+Smera Dhal My life is made

[@hydro0759]

“The galaxy is free from evil” Sequel Trilogy: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.

[@universal_sushi]

Galaxy free from evil end of story nothing after no sequels the end

[@fatbastard9147]

Hydro 07 what sequel trilogy there aren’t any sequels

[@memelord7567]

Sequels: *Well yes, but a actually no*

[@turtletalk9333]

LOL

[@munkhjargaloyun-erdene8294]

I love the constant change of vibe ❤

[@infiniter2318]

Happy Star Wars Day everyone

[@Alex-fu4md]

I kid you not, I've been rewatching this for the last couple hours. I think I need help :(

[@donutlove7006]

I'm in the same situation as you :/

[@Wulfnstein]

+Alex Jones Sound perfectly normal to me.

[@elspethtolan7117]

+Alex Jones DON'T WORRY YOU'RE NOT ALONE!

[@alojzy3943]

+Alex Jones Same ;___;

[@Zydeco.13]

+Alex Jones same here bro

[@googlepc6219]

Am I the only one who thought they were two different people?

[@neonothanks.8653]

Google PC nope

[@n-chan8896]

Google PC They are two different people????

[@justinmoon1494]

Wait, what? They’re different people????

[@birdie74]

No, I'm like 99% sure it's just Jon in this one. Used to think the same though based on the other 99 second vids.

[@angeline4094]

Same person guys it’s just Jon

[@theyellowpear1817]

We need a sequel

[@amimcculloch5997]

Very talented you guys are doing great keep up the great work.

[@morganhershberger577]

* Sits patiently waiting for them to do one with episode 7*

[@ProductionJournal]

him**

[@mannylahibo3665]

Morgan Hershberger it was covered at 0:47

[@dottyotter5623]

Actually it wasn't covered. He did the original six. The seventh was "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" he might do it if and when more come out.

[@ericcb1]

I think this was released just before the new one

[@paulross469]

same

[@princegrimhilde1589]

"Goodness in darth from the past" Anyone else get feels

[@jankielbobrowsky5692]

Thanks to the goodness in Darth VADERS ASS

[@gf1006]

I think Until the force awakens at last would be better

[@qkunluv]

Yes omj

[@margarethenderson9972]

I got goose pimples from that and shivers went down my spine

[@ScriptedEntertainment]

Then an ad comes on for 30 sec w/ No skip!! Life waisted

[@tigerbom327]

My dad showed us this years ago and even though we only watched it once, it’s been ingrained in my head as Star Wars’s theme song. I just now looked it up again on a whim.

[@thefoxieroxie]

Almost 2 years later and I still get this stuck in my head anytime anything remotely star wars comes on, and then have to come watch it several times. Super catchy and soooo pretty.

[@thesmartkookie9961]

I had this stuck in my head all day at school. People thought I was weird skipping down the hallway saying "That's a spaceship!"

[@madhatter8985]

D

[@will.i.kiwalla]

I really hope you went up to people pointing at random things going "Look a small moon, THAT'S A SPACESHIP!" and then just walked away.

[@imahumanperson361]

“Luke, I’m your daddykins” made me laugh harder than it should have lmao

[@fnnick-uj1zk]

You guys are absolutely incredible

[@s.p.8803]

Just the one

[@shmuel1672]

"do or don't, there's no try" (Try the dark side) "No!" Luke is indeed a fast learner.

[@katiehelms8903]

Yes

[@rhea5076]

Rey is even faster lol

[@jacobgodin9828]

You mean, 'Indeed, Luke a fast learner is'

[@shmuel1672]

@@jacobgodin9828 Right you are

[@saravanankannan7009]

@@rhea5076 Yeah she didn't even learn

[@kellenomalley5912]

when your doctor says you have 99 seconds to live

[@greenfirehd3996]

Kellen O'Malley hahah

[@sivanfox569]

ha ha

[@sophiestudios4016]

Kellen O'Malley YESH

[@nell4790]

You copied a comment from rachie rocks

[@kaitlinomalley7373]

Kellen O'Malley woah u have a really cool last name!!! (also my moms name is kelly so this confused me for a second lol)

[@BullDog_97]

I loved this when I was young and I got it on my for you page and put a big smile on my face