Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order - Dismemberment

[@joshyboy9804]

I've seen more dismemberment in a Lego Star Wars game.

[@cheeseballgooberpants3591]

Joshy Boy Yeah that’s true

[@kyleedwards6026]

Goddamn

[@Kapa_nebesnaya]

Lego Star Wars are +18

[@Ghost_-_]

Yeah it just needs a burnt mark like the thumbnail

[@themanstan0785]

Joshy Boy doesn’t matter, games awesome

[@CuppoJoe_]

That stormtrooper just asked "Is there a problem here?" after getting slashed with a lightsaber. That's some next level politeness. Be more like the stormtrooper

[@BaguetteGamingOfficial]

That stormtrooper is so powerful he can't even feel pain anymore , he's the next sith lord

[@thomasawylie]

@@BaguetteGamingOfficial darth stormy the only sith that can't swing straight

[@CBRN-115]

Dat "ouch"

[@BaNuj]

That stormtrooper was Canadian.

[@lukezhang212]

And remember to not die after getting hit by a lightsaber in the face, it's kinda rude

[@rivanis866]

That "Ouch" is the most Stormtrooper thing i've ever heard

[@robertmitchell9559]

It really is

[@luhjacupclipped]

Ikr

[@MCFrenstar]

I'm starting a proposal that this ouch is added in A New Hope when the Stromtrooper hit his helmet at the door.

[@ramesesfancoeur6630]

True

[@cyclonemusicx4446]

Seems like a droid thing to say. Lol

[@brandonjmorris5]

The voice crack scream at the end, alone, earned my thumbs up. Well done.

[@BlizzardNamedJedi]

LOL

[@Havingsights4009me]

Lmao

[@zakkmarchant]

That was a genuine scream

[@AnimaGames30]

Why did he cut his whole hand off instead of a finger or just a piece of his finger

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

@@AnimaGames30 How would he know that would happen? Didn’t work for the one guy, so why wouldn’t he?

[@plur5ever]

The way he says “Ouch” in the most calm way gets me every time.

[@ryrykovi4227]

Jesus Loves u

[@-Clutch-]

Ikr wait is he said it like that doesn’t it mean it didn’t hurt and if it didn’t hurt why did he say ouch?

[@lambsauce221]

Oh god it's got 666 likes-

[@danielcatap7062]

Ugtuy7uyyyyyyyý66666777667777777777777777777777

[@abdulkadiryavuz173]

9e32e9

[@archaicturtle3055]

Star wars movies: Shows dismemberment of limbs Star wars games: no

[@trooper_springhat3722]

LEGO Star Wars: *Yes*

[@alexg3911]

@@trooper_springhat3722 lego games have next level dismemberment

[@hunterbg7531]

Star wars the force unleashed 1 and 2:Hell yeah brother

[@joshthehollow5254]

@@trooper_springhat3722 Dismemberment is considered normal in all lego games though.

[@trooper_springhat3722]

Josh ik

[@saifulbrine2391]

When the film maker accidentally give the plot armor to the side character and not the main character

[@Zeknif1]

And the mooks.

[@fr3etrial314]

That's new

[@poojathakar91]

and then it becomes balanced and fun to watch

[@v.e.n.c.i.s]

Armor udělaný z plotu nebo co?

[@travisthedakotaraptor6669]

@@v.e.n.c.i.s "plot armor" is essentially armor that isn't real, but protects a character till the creator decides the plot armor is forfeit. It essentially explains why Darth Vader doesn't die when Death Star I explodes in ANH, but when his life-support system malfunctions due to Palpatine's lightning on Death Star II in ROTJ.

[@maximumzlosti]

Qui-Gon Jinn breaking 3 meters thickness doors Count Dooku cut Anakin's arm Anakin cut Dooku's head and arms Obi-Wan cut off Anakin's legs But in the game this is buzzing glowing stick. Nice

[@DisorientedWanderer]

Considering they allowed the slicing up of alien wildlife and such, I imagine they were going to have similar for the troopers but Disney said "NO. Bad." while smacking respawn over the head with a rolled up newspaper.

[@PotatoKernels]

Even lego star wars lightsabers can cut people

[@flappy5291]

@@DisorientedWanderer What does Disney have to do with this? Only a few star wars games (both pre and post Disney) have actual lightsaber dismemberment. Edit: apple messed up and put an emoji

[@DisorientedWanderer]

@@flappy5291 I was just assuming that since Disney owns the rights to it, they'd have some say over things in it and probably said no to stormtrooper dismemberment but kept it for the wildlife and droids. In my opinion, feels odd to have one and not the other. Only games I know of with humanoid dismemberment were before Disney getting the rights to star wars. But I mean it could just be respawn didn't feel like working that in.

[@AzureFlameGod1986]

His scream squeak is unlike anything in our galaxy.

[@alfredwinchesterjr]

G-Master Sub-Zero of course it's not. Its from a galaxy a long time ago far far away.

[@atomicmegalodon1413]

Grandmaster Blueberry Ice!

[@puffinthemuffin2127]

Padawans during Order 66 be like:

[@KobiChiangTheOneAndOnly]

Beastwolf1 he voice cracked midway through lol

[@NiightDJ]

Merlin no it’s cringe

[@SonOfFudge]

*slaps face with light saber* “Ouch...” “Is there a problem here?”

[@TheFundraiser19]

Probably the best part 😂

[@MALICEM12]

They are the Oblivion guards of that universe

[@maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

410th like

[@SonOfFudge]

@@maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan K

[@maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

SonOfFudge :v that's the most soulless reply I've ever seen, besides blank replies. But, I appreciate because *nobody* likes my comments.

[@nickirmen6671]

The place they’re fighting in brings a whole new meaning to “Storage Wars”

[@witchhunter7709]

Ahh.....haha

[@whotouchedmypotato2090]

Luftwaufe

[@RobeonMew]

That's the joke

[@TheHolder5]

Y E E E E E E E P

[@sprite9424]

Yes

[@redelephantsdotnl]

In Jedi Academy, there was a cheat code; 'realistic sabre combat'; which does exactly what you'd expect. That was LOTS of fun, but lightsaber duels were *super* hard, and kind of a save and load thing, as the enemy would have the same code enabled. You kill everything with one hit, but so does the enemy.

[@Alizudo]

That shouldn't have been a cheat code, that should've been a regular gamemode option from the beginning.

[@Lucy-yc4bc]

@@Alizudonot if you’re trying include kids in your marketing

[@Alizudo]

@@Lucy-yc4bc Then don't advertise a game about hand-to-hand sword combat as being "for children".

[@Pixie1001.]

@@Alizudo Eh, it honestly wasn't that bad even with the default settings. If you got a good body hit, it would still instantly kill almost anything - 'realistic' lightsabre combat just meant you could kill with a glancing blow. This probably did mean you could simulate getting a killing by hacking off someone's limbs, but it also meant people would kneel over after getting gently tapped on the thigh (which happens quite often since lightsabre hit boxes deflected each other, meaning you often only narrrowly angled past their guard).

[@pmzr]

@@AlizudoWhat are you on about, kid.

[@q-tip4723]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because the baby next to him can't chew it."- Mark Twain.

[@MichaelMcCallister097]

Mark Twain has a million great quotes lol

[@radihaydos95]

not so much censorship as wanting to have it in a lesser rating bracket

[@q-tip4723]

@@radihaydos95 the Force Unleashed 2 was rated T and had dismemberment. I don't understand why EA and Disney are so fucking stupid.

[@connorstaggs1691]

It's not that big of a deal, yes it would be nice to have but not having it will likely be changed by mods on PC, and the game is good enough to not need it.

[@chicomendes3268]

McChicken can’t even take you seriously with that stupid fucking name, and yes it is a big deal, I want to be carving through troopers like warm butter instead of playing this kid friendly cesspool.

[@isaiasaguirre342]

Characters during the game: 0:55 Characters during the cinemátics: 1:03

[@mr.misterio1927]

I would be boring everyone being one shot

[@randeli7785]

@@mr.misterio1927 They don't have to be one shots, just that when they're defeated they lose a limb.

[@lordXguru]

@@randeli7785 or 3

[@daanabbring4596]

@@mr.misterio1927 Not if you make the purge troopers and sith extremely good at avoiding your lightsaber and big monster still can have a sort of armor

[@UwU-mp9rs]

Are you in Jawa?

[@graber1989]

*"Ironic, he could dismember him self but not others."*

[@lennysummers6672]

Underrated

[@redjupiter2236]

Ironic, He could save others from dismemberment, but not himself.

[@cybirdo6063]

Have you ever heard the tale of darth voice crack the confused?

[@itisricha]

Ruined 222 likes hahahahahahahaha

[@speedhunter7156]

Ronald wiesly came out there a bit XD

[@vicktoru]

i like how stormtrooper keeps talking calmly even after having half his face cut off.

[@elcidS15]

The “ouch” really got me. Too funny.

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Same.

[@americantank8831]

ThAt sCreaM ThOuGH

[@davidhatcher7016]

Same

[@mr_squad1516]

Same here

[@-Clutch-]

Why did he say ouch if it diddnt hurt though?

[@sidgar1]

_This video has been claimed by Disney, Inc, who has blocked access in your country_

[@nukazooka]

Don’t scare me like that

[@PharrezFilms1]

Nukazooka lmao that got me too

[@carterlogue3234]

Its Disney's fault that lightsabers are like this now

[@liar2k5]

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised 😑

[@gustavoboscardin9351]

Disney star destroyers coming from space to claim copyright

[@toxiq7399]

Seriously clever to use a storage unit as a ship lol

[@iycephoenixx4249]

I didn't even notice, lol

[@Hevvvyyy]

Intro to Storage wars starts playing

[@Doragon.D]

Dam, that was nicely seen, and yes I agree with you 😅

[@localHazzard]

I always thought they did look like a sci-fi movie set.

[@alexpollock6932]

I didn’t know that was supposed to be a ship, I was wondering why they were filming in a storage facility

[@fury3417]

Back to this video now that dismemberment is a thing in Survivor

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

@@fudgepacker2858 yes, you can dismember everything, including people. It’s not like Metal Gear Rising where you slice them into a billion little pieces, but it’s there and it’s enough

[@Mr.Covert]

Barely, you slice off hands and that's it (except for cutscenes and even then it's off screne)

[@StickmanMook]

Isnt it just robot hands?

[@MaddyMays]

​@@Mr.CovertNope, it's full arms and legs.

[@christianconrad242]

Fallen Order: in a universe where lightsabers can cut through almost anything, there sure are a lot of lightsaber resistant materials along this adventure

[@nightshroud9671]

Gameplay/story segregation pretty much.

[@scoutman66]

But you can slash through aliens no problem #StopAlienAbuse

[@Harper_Onions]

Well, if lightsabers were a fairly common weapon... wouldn't you develop and use a material that could resist it? ... Still doesn't explain why the lightsaber wasn't able to cut throught hat guy's flesh...

[@theguyquin5453]

Lol

[@ultra-nationalistodst8085]

@@Harper_Onions There are a few types of lightsaber resistant materials in Star Wars though they’re normally so ridiculously rare people are willing to kill each other for just a few grams, still doesn’t explain why General Grievous’s body wasn’t made of Beskar or why Vader’s suit didn’t have a Cortosis weave since they both had access to ludicrous amounts of resources and probably had access to a lot of lightsaber resistant material

[@ShadowDragon-cw7wb]

I see Nerf released a brand of lightsabers under Disney.

[@maxissixam6049]

Also with the new SCREAM Sabers we all can have Lightsabers that sound like Owen Wilson saying "Wow"

[@josephschaffer2716]

That would actually be pretty awesome

[@Nightbanekaizer]

I'll take two please.

[@maxissixam6049]

@darth g0ldaR *activates his lightsaber* *you activate your own* *"Woah" "wow, Wow" "woah" "Wow!" "Woahwoahwoahwoah.." "...wow?....Wow!" "Woah!? Woah" "wow"*

[@thedrakerson4695]

Disney is stupid for this one

[@DynamoLandShark]

Plot twist, his arm being cut off wasn’t part of the script

[@skyiwish9166]

Nah, it was only good for the plot so it happened

[@skyiwish9166]

@Titann Liu Yu Huan Titann i meannnnnn look at disney with them cutting the supreme leader in half but the finn gets slightly scrapped

[@jiojiovana3741]

Is he luke's son?

[@skyiwish9166]

@@jiojiovana3741 -facepalm-

[@jiojiovana3741]

@@skyiwish9166 NVM

[@dfo627]

George Lucas Lightsabers: - Can cut through anything - Is actually awesome - Can cut antagonist's hand/protagonist's hand off - Based - Most accurate Disney's Lightsabers: - Can't cut through people - Only cuts the surface of skin - Can't cut the antagonist's hand off, only the protagonist - Sucky - Inaccurate - Used by the worst characters (Except Luke, maybe... And Darth Vader/Anakin and Kenobi)

[@TheACTIONZ]

Luke was good, but Disney ruined him and the kenobi series was mediocre as best. Disney only gave us the Mandolorian and Andor.

[@dfo627]

@@TheACTIONZ i refer to the Mandalorian Luke on the last part.

[@DisorientedWanderer]

@@dfo627 man that scene when he showed up was so cool and wild looking when I was high.

[@flappy5291]

What are you on about? I didn't like the sequels but even I would admit that this comment isn't correct. Firstly this whole lightsabers not properly dismembering people thing in SW video games has been a thing since before Disney bought the franchise. Secondly In TLJ Snoke legit got sliced in half by a lightsaber tf you mean "can't cut through people?" I get it that this is primarily a joke, but it's obviously based on a personal belief so my point still stands.

[@maxwhite8616]

@@flappy5291 yea it's dumb both the argument and the sequels

[@jkdoesthings6999]

“Yeah, there is a problem” Cuts off arm* Squeals like a 3 year old without its warm milk

[@Pigen_]

That's just a classic case of Ron Weasley encountering a problem

[@greatgames3494]

"Yeah watch this" *cuts arm with a lightsaber* *crack scream intensifies*

[@lilj3467]

"It's" 😂

[@jkdoesthings6999]

@@lilj3467 actually it isn’t, because that would make it “squeals like a 3 year old with out it is warm milk”

[@lilj3467]

@@jkdoesthings6999 you misunderstand. I wasn't trying to correct you or your grammar. I don't roll like that. I was simply expressing how I thought it was funny that you referred to a 3 year old as "it". I apologize for the confusion.

[@phantombread3170]

This is like in the 9th movie when Rey slices through a whole ass tree and it falls down but when Kylo ren slices up Finns back it’s like “tis but a scratch”

[@randomgreek5682]

Thats kylo when he got hit in the face by a lightsaber. 0:31

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

@@randomgreek5682 yeah but that barely touched his face, the lightsaber went way deeper into finns back

[@beastableanimations6645]

Monty pithon

[@phantombread3170]

@@beastableanimations6645 “I’ll bite your kneecaps off”

[@Gojira19541]

The 9th movie should nvr of existed 😅

[@JadeKnightfall]

Foolish child, those NPCs are essential toward the main story

[@jimmygubbins]

Jade_Knightfall 😂😂

[@Saltlord894]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gonz_Ap]

Jade_Knightfall | Skyrim flashlights

[@Gaurav.Pandey]

I am youtuber

[@brassmonkeythefunkymonkey]

@@Gonz_Ap flashbacks

[@Cr0w1997]

1:05 Gets me everytime

[@mussicanttakegreece7296]

æÆaaaeeæÆ

[@harveygaming3703]

Voice crack

[@loganwebb1171]

Exactly why it’s funny

[@Aykyl]

I can hear the screams of a boy and a girl...

[@Dexuz]

​@@Aykyl Non-binary

[@DanteTheBreadGoddess]

“Yeah, there is a problem” *cuts through arm like a warm knife through butter* *the lion sleeps tonight music plays*

[@SPH_Democratic_Officers]

"Ouch"

[@Obsidian7274]

What a dumb ass LOL

[@robloxinternationalvideos6503]

400th like

[@empirevaderev4885]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWiwh2R3aNyoepo here is another Star Wars Video

[@AronStalka]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5DXXp-Zj95qaNU here ya go

[@thies2033]

when the kid said: “ *iiiiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiiii* ‘ i felt that

[@SuperiorSquid]

I seriously felt that

[@Hanakin-Sidewalker]

✊😔

[@sir-sorrel]

Not the only one

[@Matthew_Percival]

Wow. Really, and you still have that arm

[@roadent217]

Ahh, yes, that teenage inter-puberty high-pitched scream. I love it.

[@this-is-isaac]

When your level 5 and everyone is higher level than you

[@ChimpanzeeUltra]

Just admins god mode

[@SadoYoutube]

Lol

[@hwyd]

And u r holding a lv.100 weapon.

[@Gaurav.Pandey]

I make short vfx film video on KZbin

[@davidhatcher7016]

Right

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

“Just do it” “There can be only one.”

[@vladzavr682]

Count Dooku be like: “Wait what?!”

[@tako_kawaii1749]

Wait so if dooku STILL AVILIE so that mean the son of sith STILL the Goddamn aka anakin chokeswalker

[@VietnamWarShorts]

Hahahaha

[@Sheogorath-]

Count dooku wished Disney bought star wars before

[@Danymok]

That voice cracked scream tho

[@eldankdoge]

V

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

AAAAAAEAEAAEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAEEAA

[@JosiahFickinger]

He made the biggest mistake in his life in one second.

[@kxul1tzzz_]

I can only do a scream like that and it hurts

[@XxKillerJayxX]

Lol

[@nepachu8375]

Now that man is officially a Skywalker because he lost his hand!

[@richardbrooks7542]

Ey got dem Star Wars fans out there

[@nathoj8213]

yea, rey isn't a skywalker, she didn't lost her hand

[@spacedorito1603]

His right hand for that matter. What's with those goddamn Skywalker's and getting their RIGHT HAND cut off

[@anarchistzephyr7614]

Dank Shockwave I mean Anakin lost both his hands... and arms... and legs

[@hamborgir832]

Welcome to the Skywalker club boi

[@donk3ypunchzero]

Jedi Knight 2 had dismemberment on pc if you did the command in the console. It was glorious.

[@kellereclub3828]

I don't know why the industry is so stubborn - many KZbin videos on lightsabers mention JK2, Outcast, Academy, but nobody is doing anything to remake these games.

[@serslack6175]

g_saberrealisticcombat 1

[@sergeypanferov9758]

@@kellereclub3828 The problem is with the managers. They seriously believe that Star Wars fans are either children or degenerates. Neither children nor degenerates, in their opinion, are unable to understand complex plots. And for children, besides, parents will not buy a game with realistic violence.

[@xombified9]

Except for all the times I had to reboot the Luke team-up because he kept moving too close to me and getting decapitated. Saber duels in that game were amazing with that command, though.

[@donk3ypunchzero]

@@xombified9 fucking lol

[@fredo9556]

1:06 anyone hear that Jedi voice crack

[@Yerminator4000]

I’m 69th like so you owe me -$42

[@mdj331mj]

Lol I heard it

[@ThePandaManRansom]

Bro that the force

[@andys2801]

Hey man he’s still a Padwan

[@-Clutch-]

Yea about 14 times

[@straffanvonarfan6549]

Jedi : "starts swinging" Enemies : tis but a scratch

[@Matthew_Percival]

"But your arms off"

[@Nightdreamr]

@@Matthew_Percival No it isn't!

[@Nightdreamr]

@@Matthew_Percival Yes, so was i.

[@Matthew_Percival]

@@Nightdreamr, Oh ok, I'll start over

[@Matthew_Percival]

@@Nightdreamr, "yes it is"

[@Arthur_MorganTB]

Everyone is talking bout the scream, but this editing is on point

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

I think 1-2 seconds longer would have been better.

[@Arthur_MorganTB]

@@johndoe-ek1qs yeah

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

@@Arthur_MorganTB quite a few people also mention and are/were amused by the stormtrooper saying "ouch"...

[@Arthur_MorganTB]

@@johndoe-ek1qs I’m pretty sure he/she said, “ouch”.

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

@@Arthur_MorganTB He definitely did. My point is that many people, (myself included) found it very funny how he was so calm in saying it!

[@Wade_Tyler]

Thank goodness Jedi Survivor has human dismemberment now!

[@sirax9016]

"When Stormtrooper have real Armor"

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Impossable

[@jacksonfairfax6351]

@Alexander Boxer “Ouch”

[@guyandlee7328]

It’s right I was the stormtrooper

[@TheVagabondGadite]

Got dat *🅱ESKAR*

[@jacksonfairfax6351]

@@TheVagabondGadite DiS iS dA wAy

[@lamasu8060]

I hate how disney acts like star wars is a show for 5 year olds.

[@fabiancalderon6729]

It is obviously for 9 year olds

[@pineapplepizza4016]

@@fabiancalderon6729 Like when Anakin was killing younglings or when he was dismembered and burning to death.

[@fabiancalderon6729]

@@pineapplepizza4016 yeah

[@lamasu8060]

@The Man•The Jamez•The Legend i have but the movies suck

[@lamasu8060]

@@fabiancalderon6729 not its not

[@just4justincase]

The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be “unnatural.”

[@deathvai364]

Disney fucking ruined that quote for me

[@ryrykovi4227]

Jesus loves u

[@michaelbenjmitchell1]

@@ryrykovi4227 Thats Darth Jesus to you plebe.

[@fastest159]

@@michaelbenjmitchell1 Darth jesus is an impostor *DARTH SATAN* is the best ! 😈

[@Thecloaker_]

“The Disney side” I think you mean.

[@samuellaw2358]

When he said nope I almost died

[@Tr1ppy_B]

This is what happens when you switch to Disney lightsabers

[@fabi3790]

Well they still die.. at least they get that right

[@Tr1ppy_B]

Fabi yeah.

[@Tr1ppy_B]

Solar Studios yes, but first of all, that was 1970’s CGI. Second of all, that’s pretty much the only time something didn’t get cut off. All of the other times a lightsaber was swung and didn’t deflect a laser bullet or get blocked or parried by a lightsaber, it always cut something off. The sequels treated lightsabers like regular iron swords. Not a single Praetorian Guard got a hand cut off, got sliced in half, not even the guy who had his neck sliced got decapitated, which they definitely would have. And when Kyle Ren swing his lightsaber across Finn’s back, that should have sliced him in half. And when Rey got a critical hit on Kylo’s face, that should have sliced right through his face and slice off a part of it. But let’s just say, since Rey was untrained, that she had bad form and only cut him. Either way, lightsabers are so powerful that he would probably have to put some life support in his helmet and wear it for the rest of his life. Disney gets lightsabers so wrong. Throughout the original and prequel trilogy, people have been beheaded, gotten their arm chopped off, legs chopped off, even gotten cut in half.

[@Tr1ppy_B]

Solar Studios stabbed through the head or getting impaled is different. I’m talking about limbs getting sliced off. And Snoke is the only character in the sequels who got something sliced off.

[@Tr1ppy_B]

@@CLB-er6ns I don't remember the saber bouncing off the railing. I'm pretty sure it cut through that and bounced off Vader's saber.

[@zabbas9371]

Thats a very understanding Stormtrooper: Rather than losing his cool he just says "is there a problem?" Why cant every stormtrooper be like him?

[@RazuX5]

ZABBAS a lot of them are but games and stories like to portray them as otherwise, I wish the Star Wars fandom wasn’t full of pussies and allowed non canon stories on parallel universes to happen where we get a good version of the empire and an Evil satanic version of the rebel alliance that are large in numbers. Soo many other franchises are not afraid to do this yet for some stupid reason Star Wars is off limits.

[@mr_h831]

ZABBAS yeah if they were the empire would have less issues. People would see them as people, instead of mindless brainwashed drones.

[@JacatackLP]

ZABBAS ASAB All Stormtroopers Are Bastards That doesn’t mean their all individually bad people, but the institution they serve require them to act as bastards.

[@RazuX5]

JacatackLP you do realize that most served the empire out of fear right?

[@JacatackLP]

Gabriel Tejada not really. Most joined for economic reasons, or as the result of a lifetime of propaganda making them believe in the Empire.

[@Hrafnsongr]

Lord of the rings return of the King was rated T and they had orcs getting chopped to pieces. And that was 3 generations ago. What happened to energy like that?

[@sootythunder3111]

Two things first back then due to the low polygon count of models it created enough of a disconnect to allow you to seriously tear them to pieces and it not really resonate with the audience about how truly violent the acts they are witnessing are, second society in general, since I say the early 2010 western society has become more and more squeamish, you hear game journalisms constantly talking about “problematic” aspects of gaming that lead to desensitization to violence and racism sexism yada yada yada blah blah blah. This way of thinking has led to game companies looking online seeing all of these outlets crying about these things and going to the development team saying “hey tone things down a bit”

[@evandevore2627]

Fortnite kids and Karens that can't handle a little blood I've gotten in constant car wrecks in GTA but that sure as hell doesn't mean I'm desensitized to an actual car wreck, fuckin liberal journalists are dumbasses

[@CBRN-115]

Because nowadays, cucks and SJWs are prevalent

[@amirk7837]

I think its cause censor don't care if decapitate some orcs, They only care if you dismember humans, like in fallen order every other enemy that isn't a human gets part of there body cut off

[@omafivargas9712]

Or other Star Wars games. Force Unleashed, anyone?

[@jaksuperior2470]

So I have good news folks. In the very recent Jedi Survivor video released yesterday on IGN about Combat Stances and a part of the video: SHOWS THE SCOUT TROOPER'S LEG BEING CUT OFF BY CAL KESTIS'S LIGHT SABER, yes... there will be DISMEMBERMENT INTO HUMAN ENEMIES IN JEDI SURVIVOR

[@snowvader6128]

1:06 the Younglings when Anakin comes at them

[@ParkerGunzo420]

Lol

[@warrelambert1988]

Anakin*

[@ParkerGunzo420]

Master Skywalker

[@Aaron-jj8qv]

That was funnier than this entire video

[@TheBolt1992]

I blame that dumb mouse for this

[@collin3012]

*read in mickey's voice* -Hawhaw! Hear that bitch? That's the sound of me fucking your favorite franchises. Hear em squeal? That's the sound of money hawhaw!

[@SorcererVtuber]

To be fair, The Force Unleashed did the same thing in it’s first game

[@cheeseballgooberpants3591]

はくHaku_Cobalt_Wave That sounds like it came from family guy

[@and8091]

@@SorcererVtuber but in the second game it did have dismemberment.

[@collin3012]

True but it's just obvious censorship considering you can literally slice everything else in the game in HALF. While it doesnt really bother me too much, it's either all or nothing for me. Just take it all the way out, and dont try and use the game to make a statement.

[@setyx.]

Meanwhile in force unleashed... Storm trooper: MY ARMS

[@Zarryon12]

10 stormtroopers are vaporised by Force Pulse. 10 more flung off balconies and ragdolling, several more getting impaled by a lightsaber and the last.... Why am i a ball!?

[@setyx.]

@@Zarryon12 😂😂

[@firebirdchild975]

Why can't I feel my everything

[@undeadhound3402]

Yeah, in 2.

[@tonymaverickzane6899]

@@undeadhound3402 got some in 1 too

[@DL-yz6fw]

Love the U-Haul storage locker. Lol

[@craftmastr]

Nobody: Finn's spine in Force Awakens: o u c h

[@The94Venom]

Ouchie ouch

[@jeremiahsjourney4270]

Hahahaha or Kylo's face

[@erickruckenberg8716]

His voice cracking when he screamed reminded me its now a Disney property

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

It actually sounds like he's in pain.

[@JupiterKnight]

@@LeftytheGansterGremlin stfu

[@XxSuperGamerxX42069]

@@JupiterKnight I really don't get why 5 year olds come into KZbin just randomly telling ppl the stfu. They are the most cancerous things

[@JupiterKnight]

@@XxSuperGamerxX42069 STFU 12 year old

[@findingfuji]

SuperGamer 1894 Just remember that they have smol pp. Thats why their mad and always tell others to stfu

[@freeguylover]

Him: yea there is. Watch this *CUTS OFF ARM* *High pitched demonic screaming*

[@ryrykovi4227]

Jesus loves. You

[@jackwolfe8670]

"Excuse the f*ck outta me." "What demonic lemming did you just summon?"

[@Frostbite_official]

The power of the sith

[@RealEgo]

No timmy ! Thats not the joke

[@ellemoe2919]

*This guy at a bar* Bartender: So… how did you lose your arm? Guy: uh… I… Hooded Jedi in the corner: Darth Vader got you too huh? Guy: Yeah yeah! That’s it. That darn Darth Vader!

[@sunny527]

Lmao

[@xavr1778]

I Rick rolled my class

[@ellemoe2919]

@@xavr1778 how did that go?

[@sinbad4696]

@@xavr1778 same

[@randomman.5]

@@xavr1778 I want to know, I'm not going to use it I'm just curious, how?

[@AirsoftAlfonse]

It really be like that tho 😂

[@simonsays7718]

Hello there !

[@_exkasier_9624]

General KENOBI

[@devmason8453]

Alfonse???

[@goldenghost2676]

When you find out your favorite airsofter is also a Star Wars fan

[@simonsays7718]

@@goldenghost2676 a surprise to be sure.. But a welcome one)

[@cavemanbuddyolpal]

The most bs part is that a finisher literally has you cutting someone horizontally in half but it’s just a burn mark

[@Echo18th]

Reminder that the first time we see a light saber actually used to cut something is when we see someone’s arm get sliced off. And Disney decided that now this deep into the series they need to remove that.

[@darklordvader66]

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural"

[@generalgrievous696]

Too bad it cost you an arm and both legs

[@anthonyvargo7109]

@@generalgrievous696 Listen...I don't wanna be the one to say it but your terrorist master blew you up and now you're a animatronic weezing spider guy with a lightsaber fetish....but I like your style so put 'er there bud 🤜

[@Padamame]

Of course you would be watching a video about dismemberment..

[@marcosvazquez5912]

@General Grievous too bad it literally cost you your whole body

[@Hydrogen_bomb1]

REPORTING FOR DUTY LORD VADER

[@looksonitzaflyingfuzz5067]

So That's How Luke Lost His Hand Just Like This Dood

[@rotclanofficial7691]

He is like iuiiiojny

[@prot07ype87]

You Don't Have To Type Like This.

[@prot07ype87]

@Evan Murch I Know, Right?

[@legitnub]

Honestly It’s Just A Waste Of Time.

[@prot07ype87]

@@legitnub Exactly.

[@AmazingAlexander]

1:04 me as a child try hurting my self without thinking it through

[@scoutman66]

Edgy

[@benhamilton3671]

A bit dark but lol

[@sarahcartwright7053]

Stormtrooper:is there a problem sir? The Jedi:yes there is a problem *cuts off arm* ÆÆÆÆ

[@RDDESIGNOFEHT]

Instead of cutting off his hand he should have just said “Disney”

[@SMiki55]

*EA

[@algorithmoverlord1051]

@@SMiki55 Disney...

[@SMiki55]

@@algorithmoverlord1051 Disney did the Vader corridor scene :P

[@GalyTheSugarLover]

@@SMiki55 I don't recall any dismemberment in the Vader corridor scene

[@solaris5303]

Disney? There has literally only been one Star Wars game with dismemberment, ever (TFU2) - LucasArts has been excluding dismemberment from their games since the 80s.

[@cytorakdemon]

"We can't show lightsaber dismemberment because that's too graphic for a children's property like Star Wars." Laughs in Jedi Outcast/Academy.

[@LukasJosai]

@Kevin Goetz Hey remember the times when skill actually mattered?

[@alexphillips9405]

@Kevin Goetz Damn right..still play it once in a while.... Imagine a remake with newest unreal engine plus full dismemberment..for that I would pay gold!

[@neroidius6915]

Don’t forget the force unleashed 2

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

God damn, even Star Wars: Rebels had dismemberment, even if it was off screen.

[@tfivez1910]

Laughs in Lego starwars

[@justrandomguy7985]

1:06 when you stub your toe on a chair

[@nxblecesarz]

I didn’t know your hand detaches when you stub your toe

[@justrandomguy7985]

@@nxblecesarz yea XD lmao

[@keithfnf1992]

@@nxblecesarz it does

[@BullsMahunny]

WHEEEZE

[@dracofoxgaming1149]

Or just 0:55

[@PinkLavender]

I know! Plus in jedi: Survivor, Cal can wield a "Laser Sword", and use Telekinesis (Sort of), But can't UNLOCK A DOOR. Because you need a droid to do stuff like that for some reason.

[@projectmii8040]

Once he said "watch this" I knew what was about to unfold... Still gold, missed you Nukazooka! 😊

[@luger700]

The fact this game doesn’t let you dismember stormtroopers is a real letdown.

[@JacobNGames]

Sorry your inner sadist couldn't be satisfied :/ I personally don't care.

[@deveanwhite3542]

Jacob Nelson I personally don’t remember anyone asking

[@Nuggie_butter]

Right? It'd be pretty sick to "accidentally" behead one

[@FaptaA]

@@JacobNGames *everyones inner sadist. I think it is lore wise to dismember enemies with lightsaber, it is a pretty good detail that should be in the game

[@darkmatter1721]

@@deveanwhite3542 *it's me, I'm the one who asked*

[@goldensky382]

**Laughs in Jedi Academy dismemberment mode**

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

A 20 year old game has better prototype mechanics then refined AAA games now

[@MRMADNESS-GAMES]

@@pedrobmf262 force unleashed one and two both let you straight up decapitate storm troopers.

[@MRMADNESS-GAMES]

@@pedrobmf262 there was noticably more decapitation in 2 more or less cause the throw lightsaber ability always cut heads off whereas in one it was more by chance and a random thing like I was fighting someone by just wailing on them and there arm flew off after I killed him and it made me laugh cause I thought of all the hand jokes I could've done lmao.

[@MRMADNESS-GAMES]

@@pedrobmf262 perhaps not many of the force abilitys in one had decapitation I remember force pushing someone into a shield and they split in half tho lol. But I noticed it more with straight up light saber combat I felt the game was too easy even on the hardest so I'd make challenges on levels like only use saber combat this lvl or I'd only force grip etc. It's fun tho lol. And 2 is really good but it's super short I wouldn't recommend buying 2 unless it's on sale because it was a pretty short game and had I know that I'd probably only have paid like 10 bucks for it. I didn't enjoy fallen Jedi at all tho. It took me the same amount of time to beat as unleashed 2 but was over all pretty lame. I can roll with a short game if the story was at least good but fallen Jedi has all.the cons and none of the pros.

[@kenokurose]

JA is STILL the best lightsaber duel game... that's a real SHAME...

[@tylersepicgaming]

It’s just the gaming chair that’s keeping him alive he has a really good one probably also massages his back

[@cexino]

Petition the developers to add a dismemberment update who's with me

[@elijahjarman2837]

I mean, pessimistically speaking, because its disney As much support I want to give, it probably just wouldn't happen

[@croc3862]

Modders will add dismemberment and realistic damage

[@elijahjarman2837]

@@croc3862 that I can hope on However, as a jack player (i play on most systems) I'm probably getting the console version, so best of luck to you pc players

[@alexphillips9405]

Sign me on...but it'll never happen.. have to wait till someone (outside developers) comes up with a mod.

[@moneybaglifts1944]

@@croc3862 The damage is realistic, burns and streaks, it is just missing dismemberment. Idc honestly though, love the game as is

[@DandyDook]

Yeah, the whole no decapitation thing is very weird. The game is still a lot of fun to play though.

[@Yoduh-on4lv]

Dandy Dook the game stinks

[@AndrewTheMandrew531]

KITTEH XP my man, you probably play Azur Lane and Naruto games. You have no right to dictate how good games are when you play low-quality Japanese games.

[@RCJJ32]

@@AndrewTheMandrew531 You could have picked better games to demonstrate low quality Japanese games, since they're different from anime.

[@心-g9h]

@@Yoduh-on4lv Like your arse. That would mean your arse doesn't smell, does it?

[@Yoduh-on4lv]

Mirai matter of opinion I guess

[@crimsonion3052]

When the bad guys toggle god mode with out you knowing.

[@grimmshredsanguinus2915]

When the game glitch

[@lucasvisser3864]

At least they added dismemberment to Jedi: Survivor.

[@GokantheHusky]

*Smoldering marks and scars on parts of body that should've been dismembered* "I'm ok with this"

[@SuperWolfman9]

Dismemberment: Lego Stars: "CAN DO!" Disney Star Wars: "no...no....no."

[@tracark2255]

There’s dismemberment in the sequels though

[@byron2FZ]

@@tracark2255 and you cut Ninth Sisters hand off. They just save it for boss fights so it has impact.

[@Joshua-do3go]

At the expense of making it feel like you're hitting everything with a pool noodle. It doesn't make the moment have more impact, it highlights a glaring flaw.

[@philiphunn194]

Snoke got cut in half…

[@vexfilms8807]

@@tracark2255 pk then prove it

[@iloveplayingpr]

It's funny cause it's True :D

[@Grev..]

No its not

[@xxaidenxx_2298]

So true

[@akvelo9862]

@@Grev.. yes it is in the game there are literal attack we slice through people yet there body doesn't spilt so it their body wasn't cut logically they would be alive in pain but alive

[@Grev..]

@@akvelo9862 and dismemberment attack

[@dragnarok4286]

@@Grev.. not against humans

[@Danny-sx6cj]

They fixed it in Jedi Survivor

[@Danny-sx6cj]

@fudgepacker humans!

[@Echo18th]

@@fudgepacker2858 yep, you can cut off arms and legs but they still cover up decapitations and and more intense deaths

[@TheParanormalist0601]

So Disney can show younglings getting slaughtered but not evil Stormtroopers getting dismembered?

[@britasha1194]

I wouldnt call stormtroopers evil, they're just doing their job, I'd say many dont actually know shit about what/why their leader is ordering the attacks, if they're given a reason its probably tampered to make it feel just.

[@TheParanormalist0601]

@@britasha1194 It's been made very clear that most Stormtroopers are aware of how evil the Empire is, but continue to serve them anywhere. Any Imperial that begins to question the Empire become Rebels. The Empire does evil things on a day-to-day basis, by enslaving an innocent race if they're not committing a holocaust, then proceed with something of a police brutality type of dictorship. Don't get me wrong, I think the Empire is still really cool but they are definitely evil without a doubt. 98% of the Stormtroopers are evil.

[@britasha1194]

@@TheParanormalist0601 Then they serve the empire out of fear? Then they're not evil, theyre trying to keep them and their families safe, as if that is the case they know they can be replaced. I still wouldn't call them evil.

[@j.j.9511]

Disney didn't make episode 3.... Did they?

[@ascetic3312]

Disney didn't own the franchise until well after Episode 3 was released.

[@ilivory974]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Disney, after claiming Star Wars: This is kid friendly! Also Disney: * proceeds to make Clone Wars, the new movies, The Mandalorian and a bunch of other things that include horrible deaths * People: *LIAR*

[@comradetrump7120]

I like a the dark stuff that Disney does. It reminds me of star killer

[@ilivory974]

@@comradetrump7120 Yeah, but they act like Star Wars is for 5 year olds and then make this kinda stuff

[@coypandora0795]

Tcw was before Disney bought sw

[@youronlydream8137]

Umm Clone Wars was around before Disney

[@coypandora0795]

@@youronlydream8137 i said that

[@johntalton6805]

Jedi: How come it won’t cut through? Lightsaber: *I’m the Sith Lord*

[@chrisconstanti9283]

A sith lawd?!

[@majormoistme1030]

Chris' Channel its papa Palpatine!

[@MathisSkusa]

SW jedi fallen order dismemberment : ✖️ SW Survivor dismemberment : ✅

[@femmefuntime]

Can we get a good star wars game with actually accurate lightsaber effects instead of wielding what’s essentially a glowing baseball bat?

[@UltraZombie115]

morgan megurine it already exists look up the jedi knight series

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Sword games in general. Metal gear rising is one of the few sword games I know of where you can dismember opponents freely.

[@chancedavis6216]

@@destroyerblackdragon For Honor

[@shawklan27]

@@destroyerblackdragon ninja gaiden

[@aberrationiv6826]

@@shawklan27 Fuck I wanna play ninja gaiden now.

[@ShOwOba]

"Death is a concept invented by the Jedi."

[@lorenzothegreat7568]

Yoda :Spell it do you want me? D..E..A..T...

[@bluesky_cupy5158]

@@lorenzothegreat7568 "I know, I know! I was KIDDING..."

[@drh2]

I don't even know how to spell it

[@M4A1BestGirl]

"There is no death, there is the force." -Excerpt from the Jedi Code.

[@itisricha]

"**gasp** a chair!"

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

"yeah, there is a problem! watch this **chops off arm** . . . **screams**" 10/10 best moment XD

[@banana-ku4wd]

Lol

[@sprite9424]

yes

[@SamAx57]

Stormtrooper: COMAND, WE GOT A 5150, SEND BACK-UP!!!!!!!!

[@Tade-1474]

For some reason when he screamed I heard 2 screams I heard his voice and a high pitch one in the back round

[@sprite9424]

Gold laE echo maybe

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Ive heard that opening music before in something and i know for sure it wasnt star wars related. Some hero came to save the day in the thing i remember

[@Mistyf1]

“Yeah, there is a problem...” **hacks off hand** **rubber dog toy noises**

[@thejaidengameryt6046]

Lol

[@josiahthehedgehog980]

i laughed so hard my mom walked into my room to see if I was ok

[@dingbat3440]

He was too dangerous to be kept alive.

[@LD12121]

Rubber dog toy noises! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@00Grimreaper00]

Demonic screeching

[@expohshappyhour1460]

That scream of absolit horror at the end, priceless

[@windwind3170]

*absolute.

[@theeliteskullbreaker3169]

The voice crack at the end killed me...

[@mussicanttakegreece7296]

Yi-aaahHaAAaAa

[@AyaneOfDeath]

Hiahahaaaaa

[@blenderguy3250]

He can't kill you. Just "ouch"

[@shortcake1025]

Ah yes the infiltration of the Imperial storage shed facility. One of the better battles in Star Wars.

[@crazyslash397]

0:34 Disney be like: Kylo ren force awakens the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some CONSIDERED TO BE *UNATRUAL * EARRAPE

[@AlbinPlaysRoblox]

This is relatable no limbs fallen off since Disney owns star wars

[@malachibar6622]

AlvinPlaysYT Roblox except for the unlucky bastard in the clone wars that got his arm chopped off by maul 😂

[@sonjamuller6050]

@@malachibar6622 and the unlucky guys on Mustafar who were destroyed by Kylo Ren...

[@masamune2984]

Do the decapitated heads in the Clone Wars finale count?

[@BetaW0lf]

A dude gets cut in half by a closing door in the first episode of the Mandalorian. That's a Disney show.

[@solaris5303]

I mean, sure, but Lucas did the exact same thing with only a single exception. There has literally only been one Star Wars game with dismemberment, ever (TFU2) - Lucas and LucasArts have been excluding dismemberment from their games since the 80s.

[@michaelkikle3018]

I was so shocked about that. It doesn’t even stay consistent in the game. You can chop an animal in half, but a guy gets a little scar on him and falls over.

[@DETHREAPER11]

That's because the original plan was to be able to dismember humanoids, but Disney told them no partway through production

[@thunt02]

They would have had to raise the rating on it, which means less people would buy it

[@dustinakadustin]

Kinda like the movies, we all act like the movies have consistent dismemberment but they don't. Anakin slaughters all the trade Federation guys and like 1 dude loses his head. Luke hits Vader on the arm with his lightsaber and just cuts him a bit. It's simply a question of rating, EA wants this game to sell. Star Wars is a family property so they need to keep the rating lower. Dismemberment in the films happens in significant story moments and they stuck with that mentality for the game. For example when you fight the ninth sister Cal cuts her hand off.

[@riffcaster]

Age restrictions would not restrict sales in any way, shape or form. Do you know how many 10 year olds sell drugs in their Biker Clubs on GTA Online? Age restrictions would probably actually increase sales.

[@thunt02]

Darth Riff not really, parents would less likely buy it if it has a higher rating

[@bbatman1164]

Jedi Survivor: I have no such weaknesses

[@lordrabbit7713]

I forget you exist. Am I'm happy you are not gone because this was great.

[@expertxx9923]

When I started playing this I was so confused why we can't slice stormybois but we can split any creature clean in half

[@elliottscheffler1752]

Because they're not human/humanoid. So dumb that we cant

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

I didn’t know that. Must have either been laziness, rushed development(most likely option) or they didn’t want dismemberment to apply to human/humanoid NPCs

[@OrdinaryDJ]

@@WittyOriginalUsername Nope, just the game wanting to feel family friendly, its a disney star wars game, dismemberent wont work just like the kenobi series, obiwan killed 2 troopers in the dark, and he sliced them up, but no dismemberent lol, but theres a mod for that in the game in nexus mods, it gives actual dismemberent to troopers, unless you have a pc for it.

[@drewdixon8327]

0:30 Star wars when disney bought it be like:

[@Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich]

1:00 the prequels x 40

[@jbdbibbaerman8071]

I don't think it's that big of a problem, especially in Fallen Order. But it can be a bit jarring NOT to see someone be chopped, as it's lightsaber, after all

[@coolrock2]

pov: Disney choreographing lightsaber fights