Star Wars Outlaws being TRASH compilation ( Part 2 )

[@GabrielBoorom]

Eat Eat Revolution

[@gregoriusbernardus8065]

Eating is mini game? Seriously?

[@Army_of_Earth]

Visiting toilet is a main quest with separate objectives.

[@BadBunnie8]

eat, $hit , sleep 😎

[@-ratto-]

I thought it was the product of malicious editing, but I was giddy that it really seemed to exist. There are probably more things to work on than creating these mini-games.

[@MaxBraver555]

That’s what happen when they hire a “diverse” developers instead of talent.

[@nytholozeph8008]

@@Army_of_Earth this game is a toilet!

[@NedFlanders612]

Did I just watch a Toothless grandma eat gits in a videogame as a QTE?

[@TawJev]

And sweating as a pig.

[@DoodsUnited]

Spicy food the final boss here or something? Truly a game for the modern audience

[@Beemothy]

So let them buy the game and we will see how much Ubisoft will profit.

[@awsomkid3735]

For a moment I thought they added the drug spice on the food, but turns out it's just regular food spice. If ur wondering, the drug name spice usually looks orange, and is in powdered format most of the time. Kinda like cocaine except WAY more addictive and has mind altering effects.

[@kofola9145]

@@awsomkid3735 that would explain a thing or two about the gameplay!

[@1kreature]

Did they really gamify "eating" ! They must have known how little content they actually had. Imagine the rage-quit when "failing to take another bite" 🤣

[@Schnittertm1]

The thing is, they could have spent the time, they spent on the eating mini-game on actually making competent AI. Just as an example.

[@falcontomto]

@@Schnittertm1making a competent ai requires competence. That won't do.

[@TravisHi_YT]

There are people online DEFENDING this game!

[@HuyNguyen-nk7ww]

why not, the people who bought this game hahahaha

[@EsteemedReptile]

Star Wars fans are a different kind of brainwashed

[@G-2Ub]

Yeah, because there are not only bad things in this game. Personally i enjoyed it. A little bit too short for the main quest, but i liked the game.

[@CalciumChief]

Sure you don't mean bots?

[@EsteemedReptile]

@@G-2Ub Improve your standards

[@sebastiankonig8016]

That game is pure shit. The main character looks like a puppet from Team America.

[@benshearer1710]

that... THAT, is quite possibly the best description for the main character I've read yet, it's very accurate lol

[@veyron4013]

They literally took 1999 April O'Neil face and hair and make her skin brown, that's everything they did

[@rommelsim7317]

It is. America is falling apart and i can't wait.

[@PbH22a]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@moshiri6260]

limaoo😂😂😂

[@yukihiraakiat6008]

My eyes hurt looking at this game character 😂

[@90lancaster]

It is a good representation of the brand in the year it was made.

[@nothingreallyrhymeswithora9377]

Legit looks like a rough draft of an incomplete model they were rigging. Shit would have been laughed at in 2000s. It's 2024.

[@adity-m2g]

We came from characters like Adien Pearce Edward Connor Ezio Haytham to whatever this abomination is heard the actual actress is pretty good looking but for reasons they did her this

[@friedrichjunzt]

Good! No male gaze from you, then!!!

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

It's so sad the character looks that way when the model she's based on is absolutely gorgeous af

[@JailsonMendes930]

This character looks like a Alien besides talking all the time without stopping

[@partypete2542]

And if any critic gave this game less than a 7/10 they were called a hater.

[@kzazk6861]

PS2 Graphics in 2024

[@tylermcneil5239]

If this came out in those days this would of blown us away.

[@Dugrim86]

@@tylermcneil5239 Yes... How bad it is. Remember the awesome games from PS2? This shit wouldn't stand a chance.

[@lucianomoggi2155]

​@tylermcneil5239 * would have blown

[@woodsady]

The facial expression animations while eating really bad.

[@edsonmaikon]

The game play is best worse.

[@fishsayswhatsgoingon]

Try to only listen that part, don't look.

[@Sheevlord]

A true "Aaaa!" experience

[@tobiaszstanford]

AAAA aah type game

[@darkgix6326]

Now Imagine this is your first ever star wars game...

[@kofola9145]

Or last

[@IvandelMuntSoler]

What is that hair???? This is top notch 2024 graphics?'

[@mic-drop-74]

She/them got boy hair

[@paulitastic2460]

​@@mic-drop-74i think the problem is the weird pixelated af way the hair is textured

[@IvandelMuntSoler]

@@paulitastic2460 Yes, I meant the "artistic" quality: layers, texture, movement and its AAAA Implementation into a 2024 game.

[@Ash-w5g6t]

modded skyrim looks a thousand times better and thats a 13 year old game, with free mods lmao

[@scottwebb4722]

skibidi toilet graphics

[@TalonMerc]

1:42 - Ubisoft: Fun fact, Star Wars fans! We used a PS2 era model for this NPC because 3D modelling for current gen games is hard.

[@cosmomontanaro5759]

When I played KOTOR I knew the one thing that it really needed was a diner eating and drinking mini-game minus the "game."

[@mejrikais6002]

The facial animation 😂

[@usgpillarofark3980]

Truly Next gen Experience! Games from early 2000 had better animation than that.

[@alexandermorozov8593]

Press X to fart

[@cosmomontanaro5759]

If you screw up the timing you shart your pants.

[@alberto4080]

Quick Time Event by eating Food? GAME OF THE YEAR ✌️

[@Solomon-ci8dk]

Is this for real???? did they smoke their own socks while making this?

[@No_Comment_bruh]

@@Solomon-ci8dk fo reeeeal

[@thetikijam]

Lol

[@usgpillarofark3980]

Modern Ubisoft level of real.

[@nopedontthinkso]

Wait, are u telling me, the eating bit was not edited? There really is this shitty and in no way fitting qte? And Animations?

[@No_Comment_bruh]

@@nopedontthinkso just zoom only lol

[@reggieherod8678]

Ubisoft should’ve never touched Star Wars, at this point they’re infamous for great concepts but shitty gameplay and performance

[@AndrCPC]

Holy! The graphics look HORRIBLE! I checked video quality but it turns out that it IS how it look. AC2 looks much better!

[@Victor-ki9dz]

Bro Metal Gear Solid 2 from 2001 looks ten times better than outlaws

[@ashen-one--x]

oh my god... that dining mechanic... they really had their priorities in line when they created this masterpiece. and what psycho asks the waiter to spread their salt on their food...

[@sebastiankonig8016]

Even shadow of the empire on Nintendo 64 had better speederbikes.

[@ChrisP872]

How does anyone get immersed into a game where a woman punches men in the skull or even a helmet and kills them with just their little fist? Even Mike Tyson in his prime can't do that.

[@BertSimsen]

I feel bad for the actress, they did her dirty.

[@VoidSurfer9]

Nah she said gaming is full of misogyny. She looks look this on the inside

[@BertSimsen]

@@VoidSurfer9 I take it back then

[@legitbeans9078]

Wait they based this horrible half man half alien thing on a real person?

[@jimtekkit]

Gamers: "Open up wide Kay, here comes the airplane! Nnneeeaauuuuwwwww!"

[@Boomer04888]

I thought QTEs were getting memed on so hard that they'd be shamed out of existence soon, but no... there's a Star Wars open world game where eating a fucking meal is a 2 minute QTE How do I leave this timeline

[@What-kc4ki]

Quick time events for eating 😂

[@ColorlessRonin]

0:46 “Failing” this qte will show her basically drinking an endless cup

[@biglee3816]

Too many women worked on this game

[@LyuboA]

you don't know how right you are

[@amauritito9979]

Modern womenfare

[@aoihunter5155]

for feminist women to buy them, is that they play a lot and keep the video game industry up

[@ParasWiineri]

Tell us you are an incel without saying it.

[@RayoSombrio78]

And most women in the game are girlbosses who are on charge.

[@winesoul2004]

I lost my appetite when I saw the main character eating..

[@driano359]

"Lets put something really ENJOYABLE in the gameplay?" "Sure! What?" "A 1 minute quick time event eating scene!" "WHOA!"

[@TLNetworkGuru]

I wonder what alien race we are playing as.

[@BadBunnie8]

pizza the hut 🤌🏽

[@mirab7835]

I'm quite sure they're called "woman". Weird species though, got pixels instead of hair.

[@om_ikis]

They/them😂

[@PepperDoom]

Netflix with buttons.

[@AszrayelLawgiver]

What was the point of putting that food scene ingame?

[@No_Comment_bruh]

@AszrayelLawgiver so it gives you an item, but man it sucks to go through

[@dearcastiel4667]

@@No_Comment_bruh Even they knew it sucked because there's an option to turn the QTE off and just have a cutscene.

[@planexshifter]

I liked the noises

[@ThunderEwokB]

@@planexshifter freak

[@atlash6387]

I would guess it could serve as a relief element after intence action, but there is no action.

[@jungervin8765]

4:41 "Let's be careful" then hitting her friend with the vehicle xd

[@djadi5333]

a whole universe full of all the aliens u can imagine !! and they give us .... the generic brown haired female human ...

[@-EX0DUS-]

Такого отвращения к главному герою я не испытывал ни в одной игре.

[@frankproud7823]

7:04 OMG! They're laughing at it themsevles

[@josuejimenez9688]

I really love how they desing characters, is like if the developer actually hate them and they were in a race to have the worst and most horrible character in a 4k videogame, concord did points but i think this one has an amazing that ugly poopy-time face.

[@darkelite0998]

So to drink water you need QuickTime......wow just wow This game looks like it come from heavy rain or something like that

[@No_Comment_bruh]

@@darkelite0998 Yup, eating with Nix is a QTE mini game

[@the13thjoker]

@@No_Comment_bruh What happen if you fail QTE ? Choked and die ?

[@No_Comment_bruh]

@@the13thjoker lol will try

[@Aecio_Argos]

Heavy rain is better. don't offend that game

[@Barbarianbrotha]

Don't insult Heavy Rain like that.😂

[@Omega-EP]

Her mouth goes Kermit the frog when she's eating. Good job on the animations, guys.

[@jemilanenestj2522]

Why do we have to press buttons to eat??😂😂

[@josuejimenez9688]

1:19 The amazing minigame of eat, the gamers play it daily (mostly).

[@mirab7835]

Octadruple A game for sure.

[@1r0zz]

Quintuple. Maybe even sestuple

[@alainbet2006]

Thanks Black Myth Wukong, here for save the Industry

[@LatinMessiah]

AAAA = Assbackwards Artificial Autonomy Algorithms

[@sauzefilms]

"the way she's eating that spicy food like a minigame is such a hecking relatable and valid reaction omg cant even" - modern audience there's no way they thought putting QTE for F*CKIN' EATING is in any shape or form a good idea 💀

[@Jeunesse-qr9lv]

I tried hearing the eating part with eyes closed... It improved the game actually

[@hendyyoga8775]

Nice combo! You just fed yourself a spoonful of cat food.

[@ВикторРуссков-ч4о]

4:16 this is what should be happening every time she tries to hit a stormtrooper barehanded...

[@feiwong3634]

Ubisoft: We are sorry for the difficult stealth, we will nerf it. *random players make it punching everyone*

[@Hurt009]

This looks amazing! Can't wait for it to be out of beta!

[@TawJev]

Nice one!😂

[@TheRevan1231]

Actually, it looks like it still needs to come out for alpha at this rate, and all the fall threw ground / get stuck in walls glitches I've seen by other videos.

[@LadyVashj86woa]

You mean, when it will be out of PRE-Alpha!

[@ThunderEwokB]

What makes this even worse is that even if you compare it to the travesty that was Cyberpunk 2077 on launch, then Outlaws is still worse, because no amount of bug fixes and patches ironing out all the flaws will fix the fundamentally bad gameplay designs and trash combat, game can work flawlessly and these will still be an issue. Cyberpunk was a gem under a pile of rubble, and Outlaws is just pile of dung under the pile of rubble...

[@matthiasm.5822]

Thats me eating indian. After i got a pooping quick tine event

[@edgundaker5982]

We told them not to drink the koolaid but noooooo..

[@jonathonluper4197]

Quick time events for eating thats really dumb

[@-your-ordinary-skunk-7925]

4:56 when he starts going deep

[@No_Comment_bruh]

@@-your-ordinary-skunk-7925 you win today

[@-your-ordinary-skunk-7925]

@@No_Comment_bruh lol thanks

[@TawJev]

What's more cringe: she asking for something that's already on her plate, her face while eating or a quick time event for eating?

[@Ash-w5g6t]

"don't look at what??'. (Han's eyebrows go up) "any of it..."

[@johnny8363]

I've seen better facial expressions on a Lego Star Wars

[@V_V8838]

huh they didn't market this as a comedy

[@ClassicMash-ups]

Outlaws is like a final project for a 6-week video game programming bootcamp.

[@PixeliteYT]

I do feel that this game should have definitely been checked through multiple times before release, but I did enjoy the last mission I did in it.

[@legitbeans9078]

Cuck

[@ThanhTran-dp6yh]

0:16 what with those white pixels on her hair?

[@barbarbar3084]

4:35 I can t breathe XD

[@yoyoxiii]

I who got this game on accident and it was free lol wont put a penny to it can say, I love this game, the best part about this game is when it freezes and crashes the moments it turns on.. amazing 10/10 ..bravo Ubeloft bravo

[@legitbeans9078]

Sunning and brave

[@lionserra9161]

Lol i have heard that the game is bad, but this....YEEEEESUS HAHAHA WTF

[@bloodshamanpixel]

This is the worst model ive ever seen for a mc

[@ald1144]

I'm at work and in hour two of an Outlaw fails rabbit hole.

[@90lancaster]

The Trooper's voice at the start changes from female to male I notice after Nix touches them.

[@RayoSombrio78]

Instant sex change, it fits the agenda.

[@legitbeans9078]

She queers people just by touching them.

[@Killzoneguy117]

Why does she look like the Cryptkeeper?

[@FrostForgeStudios-r8r]

5:39 Driver 1:“Uh, should we honk the horn at her or what?” Driver 2:”Nah let’s just turn around it’ll be fine.”

[@robertmiles1603]

Why insult people by giving them the lie that it's artificial intelligence when you'd get more respect for just admitting that it's artificial stupidity?

[@nicholaskemp1842]

That things face, us the stuff of nightmares 😢

[@Largaa]

That eat minigame is so ridiculus !

[@Nekros-t9e]

Imagine taking a shit and suddenly QTE prompts show up in front of you

[@MAGNUS8]

4:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@legitbeans9078]

Lets.... be careful OOOOGGGGG

[@paulitastic2460]

An eating quick time event is so weird wtf

[@S3NSEI507]

Absolute cinema

[@LowBudgetGamer-o6l]

Blasters are useless, yet a fist is deadly and can go through armor.

[@Jeunesse-qr9lv]

Put your damn extra spice by yourself . It's literally on the table !

[@thomasjefferson2676]

“Eat spicy food” mini game??? What the actual F “Gaming” yea sure

[@bluebeard5546]

0:59 is she doing organism or what? XD

[@reidparker1848]

Be quiet, Indian.

[@legitbeans9078]

Shes definitely having an organism

[@sinisarikic128]

5:04 GTA 3 .......

[@SquirrelMaster69]

Activists are bad developers. 🐿️

[@VoidSurfer9]

Kay has hands of steel and a face only an orangutan could love

[@JHarlow329]

Sad fact is stupid people will keep buying this Ubisoft slop.

[@marcoscastro1895]

A mini game for eating food wtf?! Lmao

[@Seraficamente]

The important thing is not the game. The important thing is....THE MESSAGE!!!!!!😂

[@ayafujimiya3220]

Is this a PS3 game? Even Batman Arkham Asylum is much greater overall than this piece of garbage

[@sercanorun7465]

movie stormtroopers are stephen hawkings in my eye now.

[@yourguide637]

Ubisofts revolutionary A.I. Artificial Incompetence🎉🎉🎉

[@mic-drop-74]

Amazing ninja skills dodging laser shots point blank

[@Ajstyle48]

Made by identified as women and non binary. Ubisoft keep going this way. 👍

[@Paul-q4h8w]

Et ils veulent simplifié le jeu avec un patch. Après ça vient pleurer parce que ça chute en Bourse

[@j.p.7923]

I bought this game and the only good thing about it is that it made me understand I’ll never buy an Ubisoft game ever again

[@legitbeans9078]

She gonna need to put the toilet paper in the freezer