They Thought Humans Were Primitive... Until They Saw Our Home | Best HFY Stories

[@A-stray42]

"What is it?!? Is it monsters?" "Worse, it's Canadians..."

[@Allantitan]

“And their checking some kind of list”

[@edhenderson1655]

I could easily see Earth being a popular resort world for thrill seeking aliens of all kinds, of course with all the proper legal releases having been signed stating that Earth has been designated as a "Death World" and that as such, while appropriate training and equiptment were available and highly recommended, all risk and responsibility for any injury or death that occured was the sole responsibility of the thrill seeker, lol!

[@EthanDegen]

That gives me an idea. Imagine far in the future earth becomes essentially a giant planetary theme park.

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

They just uploaded such a story yesterday.

[@JMM33RanMA]

Doesn't Emutopia [a.k.a. dan undah] require such things from tourists?

[@ZenAki]

Always with the Land Down Under. Aliens get their come-uppence or ego fed to them the moment they reach the place. Sometimes they have a good guide that tells them exactly what to do and not to do. Other times you have sh*t that happens when you least expect it, which is normal for Australia. They should be glad it was only one croc and not a pod of crocs.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Northern Ontario, Canada. Are these lizard-like aliens warm or cold blooded? An accelerator pedal on a starship? I think a historical documentary on whale hunting with hand-held harpoons from a small, open whaleboat would have been educational. Someone was lucky that salty didn't take him into a deathroll before it was jumped.

[@lekanraposte6732]

I once read a science fiction novel dating from the 1970s. The ship could travels between galaxies at ludicrous speed. It had a computer able to analyse billions of _characters_ of data and having conversations with humans... And that computers worked with.... *PUNCHED CARDS.*

[@eumesmo5306]

​@@lekanraposte6732he true tech was punch cards, they could do miracles with less than a megabyte of data

[@lekanraposte6732]

@@eumesmo5306 Or rather, it was SKILLS. Being able to do more with less, that took talent. Now, a game with 8 bits style graphics use 2GB of storage. It's ridiculous.

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

Its called TERRA, because its Terrorizing, says Greg😂

[@oldergent5266]

😅😂

[@merlinathrawes746]

Should have taken them to Africa and introduced them to Elephants, Rhinos and Hippos. Maybe even a Giraffe. Oh, and let's not forget Lions, Cheetahs and Water Buffalo.

[@flitsertheo]

Considering their route this could be their next destination.

[@solomonkane6442]

Don't forget honey badgers ' black mambas ' gaboon vipers ' crocodiles

[@flitsertheo]

@@solomonkane6442 There is a reason why Australia was never on my bucketlist for places to visit.

[@solomonkane6442]

@@flitsertheo 25 of the most venomous snakes in the world Australia has 20 of them including the top 11 Mutated bunny rabbits that look like they've done a 20+ year stretch in prison pumping iron and doing anabolic steroids called kangaroos A modern day version of a Velociraptor that can disembowel with a single swipe of its foot called a cassowary and don't get me started on what lives in the waters around Australia 😭 Oh and the middle finger to evolution that is the duck billed platypus whose venom will make you beg for a bullet because it's venom is excruciatingly painful 😭

[@solomonkane6442]

@@flitsertheo 25 of the most venomous snakes in the world Australia has 20 of them including the top 11 Mutated bunny rabbits that look like they've done 20 years in prison pumping iron on anabolic steroids called kangaroos Modern day version of the Velociraptor that can disembowel you called a cassowary and don't get me started on what lives in waters around Australia Oh I forgot about the middle finger to evolution that is the duck billed platypus that if it stings you is going to leave you begging for a bullet because it's venom is excruciatingly painful

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

If I was 35 years younger, Id be knocking on Elon Musks door everyday, "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MARS, IM READY" Heck Ill go now, if you want me too😂

[@myristicanz]

Same 😂

[@solomonkane6442]

Please take me away Elon 😅

[@RJ-cf8jq]

I'm 71 and I would go in a heart beat.

[@thelonelongma5603]

Chill guys, he's working as fast as he can.

[@Atou_Mahogany]

Cruising on down Main Street, you're relaxed and feeling good♪♫♪

[@ZombifiedWatermelon]

Nobody messes with Scaless Greg.

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

Long tapered Nose, teeth sticking out in all directions, sounds like an alligator Gar native to the Southern United States, prolly down into Mexico also(thats a fish can reach 6 feet) or a Gharial, found in The Sub continent India. Anyway Im stoned lmao 😂

[@gryphenicedancer8796]

Back in the 80s I worked at a craft supplier that sold Gar Fish scales. We colored them in house and sold them by the cup. I didn't know until years later what a live Gar looked like.

[@shrihanshetty8859]

Expecting another banger like always!

[@Nobody-hf8lp]

O Canada I love the you put Canada in the story 😊

[@nooneofimportance2110]

The aliens ask if were insane or tougher than they thought. The answer is yes.

[@rogermoore00]

I was blazed and stumbled upon this gem.... Australia hahaha

[@doitforthelutz]

Good Greg.

[@jeffreybrannen9465]

Should have taken the 🐊 as a souvenir.

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

As is your way, Great Story thanks

[@RedDragon-k6r]

Great episode...it's pleasantly packed full of "toxic masculinity."

[@soldierscotty1959]

Great story, from a great lady!

[@krmusick]

Well done Larissa.

[@scottphillips2870]

Well done. As usual.

[@justvisiten]

Hey, maybe this was supposed to be a steampunk story, with spaceships with accelerator pedals and brakes? But sadly no.

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

Should have taken the croc. What a waste of meat.

[@sandwiches-o3f]

Disgusting meat, sure.

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

@@sandwiches-o3f croc tastes good if cooked correctly

[@michaellinnet6095]

LOL. Yeah, there's that one qualifying word: correctly. I had "gator gumbo" outside of Baton Rouge. That was good. But, my little sister tried to bake a baby gator on her backyard wood fired grill and that thing was barely edible. It takes some practice to get it right.

[@sandwiches-o3f]

@michaellinnet6095 absolutely disgusting. Tried it.

[@michaellinnet6095]

@@sandwiches-o3f try Escargot. You either love it, or you hate it. There is no in-between.

[@TimurSzynkiewicz]

Gorth dirt? say it again tough guy no one says I speak gorth dirt. 😡😡

[@IsaacMiller-IFLUBYU2]

I love 💖 The stories they tell. I left my wife 4 the stories, she didn't like it. So I told her don't let the door hit you on the way out. So she left. 🧟

[@marshutch3931]

Sounds like the other way around.

[@kevinsears7300]

​​@@marshutch3931 hes confused who left who... And she took half his money too

[@edhenderson1655]

I love these stories too, and like your wife, my wife has absolutely no use for them, but with respect, wrong choice bro, wrong choice.

[@adachi8902]

Another story had a theme that i think fits with this story. I quote "the humans did not give a fuck"