Immortal Army Came For War Until The Human Showed Them His Weapon | Best HFY Stories

[@kwakerns]

Shaemus is either an Irish Viking or just an Irishman with a stick.. both of which are very dangerous 😂😂😂

[@Torryinabox]

Just an Irishman with a traditional fighting stick lol

[@spiral83]

Hahahahah. Too right!😂😂

[@erikjrn4080]

He's an Irishman, with just enough Viking blood to have the berserk gene. Either that, or he's just cranky by nature.

[@markwalker4485]

@@erikjrn4080 it’s called a Shillelagh.

[@JimD-h8s]

This story caught my attention immediately and refused to let go until the end. No small part of that is due to the narrator's voice. The man has some skills for sure!!!! I ignored everything else and couldn't do anything other than listen. Whoever wrote this story knows their stuff. More from this author please. It doesn't have to be this storyline, although I absolutely wouldn't object. I'm more than happy with more of their very obvious creative genius, wherever that takes them. Have an awesome day everyone 👍

[@michaellinnet6095]

OH MY GOD! That ending had me laughing my ass off! His favorite stick? Damned Irish and their freaking shillelagh! And when the queen surrendered, all he wanted was a damned bath! And now the low caste janitor hen who treated the captive human with civility is the new queen. This story was absolutely hilarious, but, also somehow fitting. The arrogant battle fleet that assaulted pleasure cruisers for sport is now under the command of a human and an avian who did not see any glory in pursuing pleasure craft. It's getting hard to keep up with the different story lines that are popping up on Starbound, but this one deserves some sort of sequel just so we can find out what kind of changes the janitor makes.👍👍👍👍

[@jackn2236]

They got lucky, he could have wanted a set of bagpipes... Their "POOR EARS!" ps. I know the bagpipes are Scottish and the guy in the video is Irish, but the Irish have a similar instrument called the Uilleann pipes, unfortunately they are quieter than bagpipes and it is the Scottish bagpipes that were once considered a weapon of war.

[@michaellinnet6095]

@@jackn2236 Yep. There were a few armies that deserted their posts the first time they heard that noise. I personally LOVE the pipes. But consider what it must have been like to be sitting in a valley waiting for battle. The opposing army hasn't arrived yet. You hear this godawful noise approaching from behind a hill. Drums pounding, pipes skirling. To the superstitious soldiers it would sound like the demons of hell had been unleashed.

[@jackn2236]

@@michaellinnet6095 I know, I've listened to someone playing the bagpipes front and center. I know it's not the same, but if you close your eyes and go from no sound to that, it's not hard to imagine. ps. I enjoy the sound of bagpipes.

[@derisathartfelt]

the yellow blood coated viking grinning was PEAK Ai choice. sold it so hard

[@kohakuaiko]

🤭 I just found your comment when that image came up

[@EnglishApache26]

Viking smiling in “Hey Buddy”

[@blackjacklives7616]

I really like this new narrator, he's fun.

[@codyc5732]

The depth some of the lines have ; "I said vent the service decks!" Said with more panicked rage than I've ever heard a VA use. Love it.

[@Marcus_Postma]

His voice is amazing. He had some rough first stories that were fairly boring, but the last several stories have been great.

[@aaronpaulus3492]

That was a great story, and the new voice actor is a great addition. He isn't just a narrator but is a voice actor (big difference)

[@009dracko]

Human: "When we say that everything is a weapon, we damn well mean it. Now if you will excuse me, I have a battalion to kill with a paper clip."

[@ambhatti1538]

Nice, however I prefer my tea cup...

[@lacucaracha111111]

Remember : Death by teacup

[@OddBallPerformance]

"If you think I am dangerous with my stick, you should see what the legend John Wick could do with only a pencil." - Seamus, probably.

[@Maeshalanadae]

There’s a certain few kinds of people you should always have respect for. Those who clean your environment, those who prepare your food, and those who handle your finances. Neekay was not treated well aboard the ship. I get the feeling she’ll mutiny at some point. Oh…I spoke too soon there. Hmm. All due to an angry Irishman with a shillelagh.

[@derisathartfelt]

"if i was feeling particularly spicy, watering the plants." I mean, he could pull a botanist

[@Marcus_Postma]

In the end she said she became queen

[@goldenexperiencerequiem270]

Human glazing is the best type of alien stories

[@erikjrn4080]

"Shut up, you moron!" Seconded. Humility is admirable, but within reason. Ransoming a queen for a bath is ridiculous, and also very rude to the queen.

[@dennisromero4757]

Now that was good. The Human was a bloody Irish and his walking stick.

[@finnmcool2]

I love that he destroyed a battleship just because they failed to offer basic hospitality.

[@blazingarrows6117]

"And that is how I became queen." 🤣

[@HughYeman]

Good story. Excellent VA.❤

[@LMinem]

Very well read.

[@tmote-O76]

Though not Irish, I do understand the need for a good shillelagh. Good ole blackthorn, strong, durable, and tough good as a walking stick or for some more non pacifistic conversations.

[@lacucaracha111111]

They learned as many creatures from earth: Human : Worrying HUMAN WITH STICK: RUUUN!

[@nirfz]

There's an old joke where i live about two deer and a hunter. A young and an old deer graze and the young one sees a hunter climbing up a raised blind (that's what the dictionary tells me it's called in english). The young one warns the elder about that. Old deer takes a look and says, no worries i know him. Hunter loads his rifle and points it towards them. Young deer is frightened and tells the older. Older deer looks laughs and says no worries. The rifle fires, they heer the whistelling of the bullet going way over their heads. The hunter curses and cycles his rifle and takes another shot. that one impacts way to the side of the two. The next one to the other side, one over them again and another one. The older deer already concentrating on grazing again while the younger starts to laugh. Hahah, now we are safe, the hunter has lost his mind, he's climbed down and picks stuff up from the ground.Tthe older deer suddenly looks up and says "Now it gets dangerous, run, run, run, he's going to throw rocks at us!" Doesn't translate well, but you get the point of it.

[@Licotus007]

The story would have been even funnier if Sheamus's name was Colonel Sanders. 🤣

[@TrikeRoadPoet]

Now this is a tale well told!!!

[@lisainsthnme]

I absolutely loved this story! Thank you

[@chaospuppy6730]

gotta love class solidarity, this story had me in a chokehold start to finish omg. I also love the idea that Seamus' accent came through even when speaking Otari XD

[@Actually_Sanguinius]

Dude, i need to know where VoiceOgre learned his trade. His emotion in certain lines is phenomenal

[@mevoiceogreartist]

Years of honing, my friend. Being taught by a few of the greats didnt hurt ;)

[@Actually_Sanguinius]

@mevoiceogreartist All things considered, I might want to give voice acting a try.

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

You could offer me a drink in my cell, take a drink first, Ill try it 😂😂😂😂 great way to make frens

[@crystalnobody4689]

Did you know you sound like William T Riker number 1 from star trek next gen?

[@hengamanx3]

Another brilliantly told story! Absolutely loved it!

[@sharkbomb6089]

❤don't usually comment but that story was great

[@soldierscotty1959]

I agree with the comments below. VERY WELL READ STORY SIR!!!! The only thing better would be to allow us to choose close captioning?

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

I was gonna say, New Reader? Or Author who decided to read also? Either way nice. Always good to have more than less

[@minecraftfox4384]

He's been the VA in just under a dozen videos now.

[@Victor-056]

36:35 ...I suspected... But once he said "Shillelagh", that was when I though: "Cue the Dropkick Murphies song, You _KNOW_ the one."

[@EN-mh4og]

I don't get it

[@Victor-056]

@@EN-mh4ogThere are at least two songs to use: The first one is "Shipping Right down to Boston". Seriously, Go look it up. It's a fightin' Song.

[@Victor-056]

@@EN-mh4og The songs would be "Cadence to arms" and "Warrior's Code".

[@lexheath8276]

Kool Aid girl got more votes, but yes this guy is fun. But my favorite has a "dark" tan, lol. Mama hen likes the story as much as I, she's poultry people too.

[@conradrolla]

ok, criticism time @ 17:41 the AI art of a bird beak is conjoined! Um, no that is impossible cause bones don't bend that much!

[@harronlor4345]

I'm supposed to believe some incompetent bird alien who can barely manage inanimate objects is supposed to be some immortal being it's no wonder they lost, competency is more important in space.

[@goodcitizen64]

Must be a DEI hire much like our current society! 😂😂😂

[@harronlor4345]

​Lol 😅 @@goodcitizen64

[@optimisticnihilist3417]

I absolutely need a part two.

[@DaisyCloverbee]

One of the better ones, I think.

[@normiesalvador1854]

Okay, that ending made me laugh. Good story.

[@cambam001]

Excellent, even aliens Lear’s to fear a mad Scotsman 🤣

[@casard5235]

Good action narrating for a good action story.

[@spamuel98]

Aww, we missed Nike and Seamus' wedding.

[@drakefrye7418]

Not gonna lie, it's kinda trippy that I watched Eoin Reardon's video on how to make a shillelagh a few weeks ago and now I hear it in an HFY story. Small world ain't it?

[@vikingreflections2824]

It's a shame for they, lost their head A careless man who could wind up dead You wear your sin like it's some kind of prize Too many lies, too many lies

[@TheJadeFist]

Good thing the chickens don't have guns of some kind.

[@iannorrod1312]

So Archer's son made it to space.

[@friendofmine-k5f]

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[@whitemink0939]

I’m dying😂! He’s Irish!

[@redthered4444]

Oh this is hilarious, love the new voice actor

[@lacucaracha111111]

27:25 OH YEAH!

[@tom-nl7fg]

@he new Mr Speeker .... i realy liked the background sound .... not to loud

[@thesaltyspacecowboy8531]

My ex would mop the floor 5 times when she was freaking out. Thats why shes my ex

[@commode7x]

Why does Shaemus look like the voice actor?

[@dkbros1592]

Don't worry shaemus Earths Indian space Navy fleet is coming to rescue you

[@AramisWyler]

Lol!