Learn Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation from my Patreon Series "Japanese Phonetics" / dogen Starbucks Accident / スタバ粗相 / Poop / I pooped my pants at Starbucks / スターバックスでウンチを漏らした / スターバックス / スタバ
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@nanwijanarko19695 жыл бұрын
I have to pause several times because I'm overcomed by secondhand shame.
@Osprey19944 жыл бұрын
Exactly I don't think I can finish the video 🤣
@suzbone4 жыл бұрын
@@Osprey1994 I had to keep my husband from running out of the room, more than once
@dynamid45404 жыл бұрын
It's been hard on me as well
@maixl86314 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@dougthemoleman4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@BrandonIacovella7 жыл бұрын
The seven ways to commit suicide line killed me. lmao. Fantastic work as always, Dogen. :)
@innnn6634 жыл бұрын
i bet it did! sorry it was a very (s/b)ad joke
@WizardManMerlin7 жыл бұрын
"God is a raging sadist" I'm laughing too hard in the library I'm getting looks. Incidentally, I was just studying for my next class, Japanese. Great stuff, Dogen, keep it up!
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
thanks ^^ hope your studies are going well!
@anon387054 жыл бұрын
Don't laugh too hard something comes out of you
@et.anthem4 жыл бұрын
@@Dogen God is a slapstick comedian is the best dialogue I've heard in months
@BiznatchWang7 жыл бұрын
You're a phenomenal writer
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
thanks ant ^^
@blufudgecrispyrice85284 жыл бұрын
I agree
@kdhanimesan5 жыл бұрын
"I impulsively clench my third iris." XD That one had me
@prekshashrivastava24383 жыл бұрын
What is third iris?
@kdhanimesan3 жыл бұрын
@@prekshashrivastava2438 since the iris is round and can kind of close and in stress situations like that, one would feel "tight" it is a weird metaphor for the actual anus clenching!
@prekshashrivastava24383 жыл бұрын
@@kdhanimesan ohh😅
@VoidSkipper7 жыл бұрын
I bought a personal fitness tracker recently, and it confirms that this story caused me considerable stress.
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
mission accomplished
@Blu3W4r10Ck5 жыл бұрын
How much land has the brown warrior taken...
@bell8084 жыл бұрын
last time I heard they've already broken down the cheeks area and is about to march down the leg area.
@PiquantPan7 жыл бұрын
Ah, the old "Starbucks alias" dating approach. Don't give up, Misaki-san
@rhuka034 жыл бұрын
PiquantPan What might that be? Sorry, I couldn’t quite understand that part of the story 😂
@kenzilamberto19814 жыл бұрын
Please explain this part to me too
@AmodeusR4 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping for an explanation as well 🤔
@Shogoeu4 жыл бұрын
@@rhuka03 she farted and being ashamed of what happened revealed her true name. It seems many people tell a fake name to the barista, which writes it on their cup - Starbucks Alias.
@chrisdane20144 жыл бұрын
@@Shogoeu doesn't it get more awkward that you told the other person your true name, with them knowing that you farted? I'd stick with my alias if that were me. Hahaha
@hiimkaiki75086 жыл бұрын
i just saw the line and read it as "i haven't pooped in a long time. two years to be specific"
@majibentoАй бұрын
Unrelated but who’s your pfp?
@FooBarBash7 жыл бұрын
Sweet Jesus. I hope this is a work of fiction, Dogen. I want to know that no poops were harmed in the making of this video.
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
half fiction haha
@skatejam77 жыл бұрын
which half, i need to know
@Dr_Lucozade7 жыл бұрын
There's a part of me that wants to believe it may have happened to some degree :P
@likeseating4 жыл бұрын
@@Dogen I need to know which part is the fiction...
@Sterarch134 жыл бұрын
@@Dogen Dogen PLEASE MAN TELL US LMAO
@littledodo317 жыл бұрын
I can't believe a poop story kept me on the edge of my seat lmao Love all your vids dude!! Can't stop watching them haha
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
the power of poop haha. thanks for the comment man! ^^
@pradyumniyer51413 жыл бұрын
* Insert happy sora the troll noises here *
@Kamo_shika5 жыл бұрын
第二言語であるはずの日本語のユーモアあふれた表現が上手すぎて、日本人である私が嫉妬するレベルです。
@user-pp2sh1pt3p7 жыл бұрын
I don't usually like toilet humour but this was hilarious, especially the moment Misaki appeared. Yet another great video. You deserve more subscribers.
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Birdie ^^ I'm the same way; I tried writing this piece to challenge myself :)
@hi_sayri7 жыл бұрын
Every time I go to Starbucks, I shall think of you and Misaki. RIP Dogen 1964-March 27, 2017.
@elcastrogarcia4 жыл бұрын
Wait whatttt..... Dogen is 56 years old. This cannot be true, this cannot be true
@nb664rbk4 жыл бұрын
@@elcastrogarcia no he's born in 1989
@nb664rbk4 жыл бұрын
@@elcastrogarcia i don't know ask him not me
@LumyTheQueen4 жыл бұрын
"God isn't a ranging sadist. He is a slapstick comedian." Pure gold.
@SantiagoChamo7 жыл бұрын
you should talk to Netflix and make a series about you hahaha
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
lol we shall see!
@tirrimayin80986 жыл бұрын
I'd watch it! :D
@expresslylesley92075 жыл бұрын
Same
@clearmenser5 жыл бұрын
@@Dogen It'd be pretty sweet.
@stefandesu7 жыл бұрын
"It comes out the same way Kansai-ben comes out after you've spent a couple weeks in Osaka." Best line. At least I can somehow relate. めっちゃ面白かった!ほんまにそう考えてる!
@RitvikChoudhary7 жыл бұрын
"In one second I think of seven different ways to commit suicide in a Starbucks." Fkn lost it here. Dogen-sensei you never fail to surpass my expectations xD
@qualcuno64554 жыл бұрын
"By the time I realized it was far too late...the poop was no longer a part of me" that was *deep*
@Ofjkk4 жыл бұрын
Dunno, man. The joke was already on the surface at this point imo
@ZenkaiSlip7 жыл бұрын
Now that the hat is back I can finally rest easy knowing it is safe.
@awkwardaquamarine196 жыл бұрын
1:54 "Suddenly, and without resistance." It's 5am in my tiny corner of the earth and I couldn't stop laughing! Just stumbled on your channel and subbed after watching a few videos. Super funny! ^_^
@Dogen6 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@awkwardaquamarine196 жыл бұрын
Dogen I stayed in Japan for a month and a half last spring. I hope I can go back there again. It was a life-changing experience for me. Please keep up the fantastic work. Cheers! :)
@sashamo4 жыл бұрын
Watching this during quarantine like "ahh, I remember the good old days when anyone could go to a Starbucks..."
@tvisha987 жыл бұрын
You're a literary genius; this is a beautifully crafted (autobiographical?) piece about shitting yourself...I'm genuinely moved.
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
a tour de poo
@CaesarsSalad5 жыл бұрын
Half-way through I had to take a several hours pause before watching the rest of the video or I would have died.
@Yattah1235 жыл бұрын
I'm saving this to my rainy day playlist. That story was hilarious and your comedic timing was spot on!
@愚者-i4k6 жыл бұрын
こんな情緒豊かに表現されたウンコ漏らした話があっただろうか
@babattaja4 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that the song was "Toto - Africa" :Thumbsup:
@UFOBobTV5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen dozens of your videos, and this is the funniest one so far. You had me in stitches.
@やまだって苗字どう思います6 жыл бұрын
「ウンコが独立を宣言していた」のところで飲んでたコーヒーでむせて死ぬかと思ったw
@すごいこむぎこ6 жыл бұрын
やまだって苗字どう思います? 私もそこでつぼってしまいましたわい😂
@SimmySaiyuki7 жыл бұрын
相変わらず日本語表現力すごいw 動画を全部見ました。 ファンです!
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
thank you ^^
@LukeRowlandXXV6 жыл бұрын
That's not Lukewarm. Only Luke's can confirm that temperature.
@suzbone4 жыл бұрын
Mark Twain once said, “I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.” Twain would have *LOVED* this.
@AuroraSilverFox4 жыл бұрын
I'm crying. I had to pause several times due to excessive laughter and suspense. I've been binging your videos since I found your channel and this one made me laugh the hardest so far. 🙈 I scrolled through the comments and lost it all over again. Your channel is so precious. 😂💕
@cameronschyuder90342 жыл бұрын
I also paused several times LOL, but out of secondhand embarrassment, poor Dogen >n
@The_OPN4 жыл бұрын
That was the longest 5 minutes of my life
@manamiinuzuka97426 жыл бұрын
なにこれこのおもしろさまじやばにおってきそうな動画😆💦💦
@Dogen6 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@paulmccool3784 жыл бұрын
Oh, man. This video literally had me in tears. Hands down the funniest thing I've seen in a while...
@DogaTvJpn7 жыл бұрын
Always know it's gonna be a great day when I open youtube and there is a Dogen video.
@izumi06083 жыл бұрын
なんでこんなに文学的にうんちをもらせるのこの人は(笑)
@kuribayashitoma41496 жыл бұрын
話うますぎやろ!!!!!!!!
@Dogen6 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@threeep40235 жыл бұрын
Was trying to make toast while watching this. Accidently flung the peanut butter covered knife across the kitchen in a fit of intense laughter. 11/10
@obeycelestia7 жыл бұрын
うんこ, 運動, うんめい
@johnvienna34222 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anyone use editing to such good comic effect. Your brutally short and precise cutting really puts the icing on the already brilliantly comedically written comedy cake. You're a master of the medium that is KZbin.
@phsychialchemist Жыл бұрын
I always come back to this and am always appalled at how few views this has. This is just brilliant and it's a crime that it isn't more popular.
@FluentJapaneseFromAnime7 жыл бұрын
Hi, Dogen. I love your lessons and particularly your series on phonetics. I'm guilty of teaching Japanese with a gaijin accent, but your series has inspired me to begin to improve on it. I understand now how important pitch accent is, and I will emphasize its importance in my future videos as well as my poor accent. Keep up the good work!
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
Thank you ^^ hope that you are able to learn some practical information from the series! Let me know if you ever have any questions! :D
@cherry54367 жыл бұрын
神様はどSだってクソワロ
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
ありがとうございます^^
@RocelynA237 жыл бұрын
Your voice is super soothing ^__^ I'm glad you made a collab with Joey 👌👏
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much ^^ was super fun making the vid with him, Joey's a great guy :)
@pancakes15927 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I was about to skip the end of the video due to cringe overload and then deciding whether death is a better end to me, but I'm glad I stayed till the end. Ya'll people need to go shit when you need to shit. Oh btw do you design apps? Mind telling me how you started out? I'm interested in those kinds of things.
@BiznatchWang7 жыл бұрын
if dogen also does apps I'm going to flip, how can one person be so multi-talented?
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
I published a few short stories in the app store using a template code. This is one of the scripts from the apps :) Can't tell you much more besides that as that's basically the extent of my knowledge! thanks for the support ^^
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
cause I just bought a pre-written code and put in my scripts haha. the easy way!
@KnowOne1113 жыл бұрын
I was almost as relieved as he was by the twist. But why am I watching an American make comedy skits in Japanese with English subtitles?
@nat_love9997 жыл бұрын
おもしろい~! 今度スタバ行く時思い出し笑いしないようにしないと(笑)
@khatharrmalkavian33063 жыл бұрын
"I hadn't pooped my pants in a long time." This is going to be a good one.
@filipgibarac82833 жыл бұрын
the fact that this is public is a blessing, this surpasses any netflix stand up i've seen this year. thank you
@JayAreEm4 жыл бұрын
I discovered this channel three days ago and I can't stop watching. This video is, by far, my favorite. Everything about it is amazing and the line delivery had me in tears! WHY didn't I discover this channel before?!
The ONE time it's a nice young lady instead of an old man chatting him up... and he poops his pants! Lmao :D
@v4mp1r3844 жыл бұрын
Man, you're going to kill me one of these days. Your scripts are brilliant and make me laugh my ass off, regardless of me not having spent a single day in Japan. Keep it up.
@ぐちん-u8x3 жыл бұрын
大変面白かったです!😆
@adiabeticjedi32783 жыл бұрын
I found your channel from an anime. Not gonna lie, this was one time Google spy advertisement went well. I have another channel to binge for a couple weeks.
@pickleberry30113 жыл бұрын
「神様はドSだ」 "God is a raging sadist" I'm dying over here please send help
@ic1397 жыл бұрын
pwahahaha OMG wow man... hilarious way to start my day pooping (everyone does it, why be ashamed) . . . . . . . . Dogen x Misaki OTP (one true poop)
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
one true poop
@NebelungFlower3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite channel on KZbin, thank you
@kotsverslimme4 жыл бұрын
This is one form of scatological humor I can get behind.
@take89456 жыл бұрын
スタバに行ったことはないがリア充のまえで盛大に自殺をする方法なら7つくらい考えついたことはある
@Bareerah1235 жыл бұрын
I've rewatched this a dozen times (maybe more) and still think it's brilliant -- you're a really phenomenal writer!
@AyazHamid4 жыл бұрын
I was watching this while pooping ironically enough and my howls of laughter resembling a drug addled chihuahua in the bathroom at 4 in the morning woke up my entire household :’ ). You are mad talented when it comes to writing Dogen 🤣
@ksk65896 жыл бұрын
この天才はもっと世に広がるべきだ。
@Sunbreaker76 жыл бұрын
このビデオの間にはずっと激に微笑んだ。素晴らしい
@petitmeowmeow4 жыл бұрын
As long as I don't jump up and start dancing KARA's "Mister" I died
@Efreeti3 жыл бұрын
XD the booty dance
@tofu49195 жыл бұрын
ここ数年で1番笑った、チャンネル登録します😂
@indybee45815 жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest video I have ever seen, ありがとう!
@winza834 жыл бұрын
Fantastic story. Your stories are amazing but this one is the best of all. 面白いですよ!
@natalieputnam98114 жыл бұрын
This was fabulous thank you for t smiles and laughs this brought me ☺️
@Zoular4 жыл бұрын
What type of comedy would this fall under? It is hilarious
@adityakuppa6944 жыл бұрын
I love the imagery in your writing!
@vivodmann54074 жыл бұрын
This was a whole-ass rollercoaster I did not realize I bought the ticket for XD
@Dinckelburg4 жыл бұрын
This was a whole ass-rollercoaster too
@thathappyfellow81723 жыл бұрын
I was on the edge of my seat the whole time 😂 absolutely amazing
I just saved this. A narrative that involves pooping in starbucks. 30 is hitting me weird.
@sgenius07 жыл бұрын
This might be your best comedy video yet!
@nononsensetravel7 жыл бұрын
This video made me so happy, I love that you went back to a story one they're my absolute favourites
@Dogen7 жыл бұрын
I much prefer these videos as well, they just take much longer to produce, which is why they are less common. Will be videos like this each when when I'm here full time ^^
If I wasn't already subscribed, this would be the one to make me do so. おめでとうございます
@troyvarius86763 жыл бұрын
Although thankful for subtitles since only having started learning Japanese, I found myself wheezing at; "How much land has the brown warrior taken?". By the end? Oxygen barely existed within my body. Truly enjoyed this one, thank you!