Stargate SG-1 : Interrogation 101 by Teal'c

Need some tips for getting to the truth? Look no further, Teal'c demonstrates his Jaffa Interrogation Techniques!
Scene 1 - S6: Smoke n Mirrors
Scene 2 - S10 : Memento Mori

[@kapnerad]

Man, Christopher Judge deserves huge acting props just for being able to hold a straight face for as long as he does, lol

[@KnightRaymund]

+Aaron David Kapner apparently in the episode with Urgo he couldn't be filmed in the same shot as him very often cause Judge just couldn't keep a straight face. It IS amazing how well he could hold that face though.

[@wierdalien1]

Chris Judge reminds me of Brent Spiner. similar stand-ups similar characters.

[@falc_4260]

Aaron David Kapner for a guy with tourrete non the less

[@briscoejr1]

And if you check out his appearances at conventions and other events.. He appears to be hilarious when he wants to be...

[@superblahman]

Pretty sure he was known to have the most bloopers.

[@Hawk_of_Battle]

That chair creak as he leans forward is what really does it for me. Teal'c; the only man in existence who can intimidate you with a creaky chair.

[@Alegost1]

ronon wasn´t so bad either but teal´c was the master

[@FerretJohn]

Silence like a Black Hole, drawing out your secrets by sheer force of gravity

[@Daniel-rd6st]

@@FerretJohn year he pretty much maxed out on intimitation and strenght (since intimitation is usually a strenght based skill) :p

[@Paerigos]

Well Tealc actually watched Deep Space Nine and took points from Gerak and Enabran Tain reminiscences...

[@Zamolxes77]

Dunno man, KGB and Gestapo had some pretty creaky chairs ...

[@Zanfib32]

That feel when you realize that Teal'c learned how to do this because he didn't want to torture people for Apothis.

[@havok9001]

when the Genial talk about rules to follow by.... Teal'c telling them Earth laws dont apply to me in a different way

[@Species5008]

Apophis, actually

[@thealphafox64]

@@havok9001I‘m pretty sure that torture is against inherent humanoid morale on any planet 👀

[@FaytVanguard]

“My friend has made a mistake, he thinks I will let you scream.”

[@josephoneill3532]

How in the hell did you hear that

[@ObviouslyEvil]

@@josephoneill3532 Read his lips?

[@thejanusproject32]

@@ObviouslyEvil Impossible

[@LordTimelord]

Is there subtitles for the scene that says that?

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

"Teal'c, look scary and take point." -Colonel Jack O'Neill

[@lkvideos7181]

Batman has a picture of Teal'c hanging in his Batcave.

[@depressedhedonist]

Indeed

[@adesojikukoyi2699]

Indeed

[@ThiagoMorgoth]

Indeed

[@sleepyi]

Indeed

[@schobesbergerf]

Indeed

[@danielhaire6677]

Teal'c understands something that very few people in real life understand...That when properly used, silence can terrify some people more effectively than loud threats.

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

And he'd happily kill the guy a thousand times if were given the authorization to do so

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Its all about making the person uncomfortable.

[@dash4800]

well you have to actually be intimidating as well

[@DaemonsAdvocate]

@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer *Happily*

[@BRAMB0SSS]

well, he was the first prime of Apophis, so I guess he had some experience interrogating people

[@Matt7895]

The fact that Christopher Judge in real life can never resist cracking up with laughter, gurning, making jokes etc yet he played both Teal'c and Kratos must mean he is one of the greatest actors of all time.

[@xLTxFire]

Honestly he's the best actor in SG-1.

[@EricLing64]

Comedians are actually quite good at drama, well good ones anyways.

[@a3s1r1986]

I bet Teal'c whispered the Setesh guard joke to him.

[@hellsonion514]

AHAHAHAHHAAAAAA ha ha.... ahem...

[@alfonsogalvan9979]

Haha. Nose drips. Haha

[@Americanpatriot-zo2tk]

Lol

[@petert3355]

Hahaha

[@Americanpatriot-zo2tk]

@@petert3355 lol

[@isaace436]

"Do not worry, the surgeons on this base are among the greatest on earth, I am certain that you will have a significant chance of survival after our first session"

[@Zamolxes77]

"I have a 14 inch member, after Tauri system of measurement. It goes inside you ... all the way. It stops when you tell me what I want. You are encouraged to scream ... if you can."

[@kevincloud574]

@@Zamolxes77 To some, I'm sure, that is not torture

[@Mopehome]

@@Zamolxes77 that both sounds dirty and Effective at the same time 🤣🤣

[@BlackDiamond2718]

I got a goa’uld torture stick, scarabs, and a sarcophagus. You know how that will add to permanent pain for months.

[@Brecconable]

@@BlackDiamond2718 That reminded me of the scarabs from The Mummy....

[@AnvilMAn603]

just staring at him to interrogate? garak would be proud

[@Janusmannen]

Garak? I don't remember any Garak.....

[@censorduck]

The eyes the eyes!

[@andrewthorne3570]

+Jan Andersson It's a Star Trek DS9 reference

[@ziiofswe]

Bah, what does he know? He's just a tailor...

[@Ower8x]

A tailor who heard and witnessed a lot of things in his time, do not underestimate the experience of a simple tailor :D also to AnvilMAn603 I was planing to write the same thing.

[@SirChickenMacNugget]

I love every single main character in SG-1, but Teal'c is just on another level. What an excellently written and acted character.

[@raven4k998]

the key to proper interrogation is the proper looks and patients that is all that it takes if you have both you will succeed in the end

[@wyqtor]

They were all awesome in their own way. It's what made the show great.

[@biggermal1]

Absolutely true.

[@porpus99]

Teal'c used basic psychology. Most people think you need to be violent, or ask questions, but for most people if you just sit quietly and stare at someone for a long period of time they will break.

[@forgottenfamily]

I've heard that if the suspect is denying it but showing signs of a guilty conscience, just do paperwork in front of him. You've got all the time in the world, you don't need to put as much effort into stoicism because you are mentally occupied, he's melting in his guilt, and he just needs to fill the air

[@VideoAmateurLuxembourg]

Not me

[@firestorm165]

porpus99 also works on charging bulls

[@hurhurhur123]

2 year old comment, but, *stare

[@eric777100763]

Well that sounds real cozy the way you're saying it I think the bamboo shoots up the fingernails is probably a tad more effective.

[@BrokenLifeCycle]

Ah, yes, the "stare into your soul with silent, judging contempt" Works every time.

[@singletona082]

Every mom knows that look.

[@Cheezeblade]

CHRISTOPHER judge contempt

[@zobblewobble1770]

You know, in the 200th episode Teal'c made a pitch for a crime drama TV show called "Teal'c P.I.". These scenes are making me wish that they had actually gone through with it IRL.

[@JoseAlvarado-fj8uo]

Zobblewobble indeed!

[@metalzonemt-2]

If Ronon Dex was his partner, they could play bad cop bad cop.

[@TheDavinator999]

I'd watch it

[@sonicguyver7445]

Would have been boss. And still better then Stargate Universe.

[@Boskov01]

@@metalzonemt-2 Bad Cop and Badass Cop...I'll let you decide which one is which.

[@johnsmithfakename8422]

When Stargate's version of Batman walks into the room, you will talk, you will spill your guts, and he will not lay a finger on you.

[@FerretJohn]

You know those guards standing In the cells were taking some furious mental notes

[@ponglenis9273]

Guards were there for teal‘c lol

[@TytonidaeIndustries]

i get the feeling that the dislikes are all people that Teal'c interrogated at one point or another

[@tomski787]

Teal'c's a big guy. No-one can deadpan with so much unspoken menace. Nicely done, Chris!

[@Shiirow]

there is good cop/bad cop, then there is Teal'c cop

[@VestedUTuber]

Teal'c is what you get when you combine the best aspects of the two.

[@ppem1988]

TEAL'C P.I INDEED

[@thebighurt2495]

Teal'c does both.

[@tomf3150]

With a Mike Hammer vibe :D

[@Fixxate]

Teal'cop

[@paulreg]

He was surprisingly forthcoming.............. also we need a mop

[@SheldonAdama17]

And a new pair of pants for the prisoner.

[@GeneralG1810]

I also liked in SGA when Ronin was to interrogate Cavanaugh, everyone comes in to an unconcious Cavanaugh and Ronin's like "I didn't even touch him!"

[@abel5435]

AussieBlokeGordo which episode was that?

[@tysizz01]

@@abel5435 I legit just finished that episode five minutes ago. Atlantis S2E13 "Critical Mass". The one where the Trust puts a bomb in Atlantis to go off when Earth is dialed.

[@abel5435]

@@tysizz01 Thanks

[@BlackDiamond2718]

“Nothing. He fainted before i could even touch him.”

[@Mopehome]

What did tealc say?

[@DASRH]

Teal'c obviously went to the Garak School of interrogation "His eyes, His eyes."

[@3adgamd3r]

DASRH the ability to calmly sit and stare is actually a really effective interrogation tactic, but in order for it to work you have to be able to stay perfectly still, with a straight face, for possibly hours or even days; that kind of calm freaks people out and gets to them eventually

[@lucielm]

@Robertson Thirdly Hey! He's not just a tailor, but a damn good one. Look at the suits he's made. Fantastic!

[@2naturesownplace]

When Chuck Norris was born...the Doc held him high and pronounced!! Behold THE FIRST BORN OF Teal'c!!!!!

[@GabrielusPrime]

According to Stargate canon, Teal'c IS over a hundred years old already... But no, his firstborn is Rya'c.

[@Tounushi]

Teal'c easily became my favorite character as his arc progressed in the series. Dr. Jackson's also great :D

[@theunderdog9353]

I love all of them. Sam wasn't all that amazing to me but she still filled her role perfectly

[@Revan2908]

lol I like the little touch of adding the chair creaking.

[@Bean41]

Tolland It probably wasn’t on purpose but it was so good they just left it in. Dang Ikea.

[@kyrridas1573]

knowing how much of a goofball Judge is in real life, i wonder what he actually whispered into the actors ear.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

In himym, neil whispers to cobie something unknown that makes her laugh twice in the bloopers.

[@ernestfowler2418]

We may never know. Just from the actor's expression it must have been disgusting.

[@juliawolf200]

Tealc: I will have my symbiote enter your mouth, read your mind and then take it back and I will know EVERYTHING...or you can talk...choose.

[@dumac6557]

Teal'c the reason Jaffa is so scary.

[@davido.1233]

Bra'tac is the reason Jaffa are badass, Shak'l and Fro'tac are the reason you shouldn't turn your back on them, Ish'ka is the reason why the females are just as vicious, if not more, than the males, and so on and so forth! Oh, and Raknor is the reason why they are fiercely loyal!

[@TKGriffiths]

I like to think Teal'c didn't even promise him protection, just remained silent and he still told him everything.

[@sldghamr1]

as a result of this, Brody joins the Icarus Project to get as far away from Teal'c as possible!!!!

[@metalzonemt-2]

Poor guy. First he had to escape from Pegasus galaxy to Earth, and now this.

[@cloudtheavegner1000]

Interesting fact: Christopher Judge almost didn't even know about this role. He was hanging out with a friend who he was helping to practice for his or her audition. Judge was interested after seeing the audition notes and called his agent saying either get him an audition or lose him as a client.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Teal'c is HANDS DOWN my favorite part of Stargate!

[@deman182]

indeed

[@PMW3]

Batman is just sitting in a corner smiling

[@dylanwight5764]

No, not smiling. Taking notes.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

haHA, toooooo funny

[@carlbruschnigjr1757]

And Leroy Jethro Gibbs is taking notes . . .

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

I like to imagine that Teal'c was whispering a shortened version of how he got his forehead decoration. That would count as a TVTropes/BaddassBoast and might have terrified the guy when he realised that Teal'c was far tougher than he could ever hope to be. (Short version: Symbol carved into his forehead and then molten gold poured into the wound)

[@mjpraetorian4386]

Sweet jesus seriously?

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

@@mjpraetorian4386 That's the story I heard, and it's supposedly canon.

[@mjpraetorian4386]

@@melkiorwiseman5234 good God.

[@elixxon]

@@mjpraetorian4386 Teal'c in some episode where he ran off after a car accident I think ran into some punks who asked about the thing on his forehead and that's what he said about it.

[@mjpraetorian4386]

@@elixxon Right it's been a while since I've seen SG1

[@vexxama]

Tell you what, he knows how to read the room and build atmospheric tension

[@eternaltex6294]

Notice no dislikes as of right now... Nobody can resist some good ol' teal'c!

[@eternaltex6294]

Daniel Appleton Indeed! :D

[@kennethk.3816]

Eternal Tex and guess what.... no dislikes

[@selenedarkholme4081]

You just had to jinx it, didn't you?

[@AlexSDU]

Selene's right. Whenever somebody mention there's no Dislike, someone will surely tempted to click Dislike. Now we got 4 of them.

[@Darqshadow]

6 now

[@quazar5017]

The things you can imagine in your head are often times more terrifying than actual torture.

[@InfernosReaper]

The mind filling in blanks really works against it sometimes...

[@AenVegra]

Greatest fear is the fear of the unknown. And teal'c knows how to both capture and weaponize that fear to terrifying effect.

[@Smeginator]

Boy, Brody sure changed his life after this. Nice to see he got his life together

[@kamen42]

1:40 - The menacing creaking of that chair would break even the strongest of wills.

[@midtown3221]

Prisoner: I AIN'T TELLIN' YOU SHIT! Teal'c: (stares) Prisoner: YOUR JAFFA INTERROGATION TACTICS WON'T WORK ON ME!! Teal'c: (leans in and the chair creaks) Prisoner (thinking): *OH SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME* [lets the cat out of the bag]

[@HubiKoshi]

It's funny when you remember that Teal'c is a century old by the time the show even starts. He had a literal Lifetime to learn and perfect his methods.

[@starflame34]

Can you imagine Teal'c and Garak working together?

[@Lightingwarrior]

Now that scary, add Leroy Jethro Gibbs to that and you got the dream team of interrogation, or should I say nightmare...for the interrogee's

[@johnturrentine9610]

starflame34 good Jaffa bad Obsidian Order?!

[@VestedUTuber]

Their eyes... THEIR EYES!!! And the things they said... things that man was not meant to know...

[@Asertix357]

Not really. I don't think Teal'c would trust Garak and his penchant for lying to everyone, himself included.

[@singletona082]

@@Asertix357 Garak would comment that Teal'c has a healthy sense of paranoia and well honed instincts.

[@RuralTowner]

This interrogation reminds me of an exchange in DS9 between Garak and Enabran Tain (Garak's father) where they reminisce about one of Garak's interrogations during his days at the Obsidian Order. Where he apparently never spoke a word & got a confession & all the guy could say afterwards was "His eyes...his eyes." He must've went to the Teal'c Order of Interrogation since DS9 does take place in the 2300s...sooooo...maybe...possible...crossover somewhere. :D

[@pwnmeisterage]

From Joseph Mallozzi: "I remember one of the scenes I had trouble with was the interrogation of the captured Trust operative. I was wracking my brain, trying to figure out how Teal’c could get him to talk when Rob Cooper - as he often did whenever we reached a creative roadblock - had a suggestion. In this case, simply have Teal’c lean in and whisper something in the operative’s ear. Something so terrifying that the operative immediately starts talking. So, what did Teal’c whisper in his ear? Something just too horrible to repeat." Although I suppose Christopher Judge whispered *something* during the scene which a lip-reader might decipher.

[@StormEyes1991]

Teal'c told him he was going to take him to Pangera, find a tank with the remaining full grown, brain dead, goa'uld's, that Egeria spawned, and throw him in, if he didn't cooperate. He would then spend the rest of his life like a person with locked in syndrome. That's my guess. That would make me crack if I was that Trust guy.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I think Batman tried that exact tactic once and it unsurprisingly worked.

[@danielhaire6677]

@@WTFisTingispingis In the Justice League cartoon against Deadshot following the latter's assassination attempt on Aquaman. Wonder Woman: "What did he say to him?" Superman: "You DON'T want to know."

[@JnEricsonx]

@@StormEyes1991 ....works for me. :::as Jack would have said::::

[@Ruosteinenknight]

@@danielhaire6677 According to Kevin Conroy it was "I know where you live, Floyd."

[@undrhil]

I wish someone would record Christopher Judge, as Teal'c, reading that one scene from Taken.

[@eliasbischoff176]

Or bedtime stories

[@danielhaire6677]

If Teal'c had given that speech, the kidnappers would have bought the girl a plane seat upgrade to 1st Class, driven her to the airport, and sent her home with an escort. They would have then run for the most isolated church in the world to ask for sanctuary.

[@jw1198]

THAT would be AWESOME. MISS all of SG1, but Jonseing for some Teal'c

[@Zamolxes77]

Silence is a valid interrogation technique.

[@aliciaborth3016]

Works for Agent Gibbs too.

[@Spritespitfire]

Better then Batman.

[@Cheburashka207]

Why so serious?

[@iare19]

irony is, he was in the dark knight :)

[@iare19]

oh, also than*

[@griffgoldstein6378]

Dark Knight Rises.

[@pdehoff1]

Doesn't start with the head.

[@j.griffin]

“He was surprisingly forthcoming...” Indeed.

[@pio3269]

Teal'c sure seems like a calm and reasonable person! :)

[@bruceharrip]

Miss this show so much .

[@stephenfarthing3819]

Teal'c is crafty enough to undermine any recalcitrant individual. And twice. He has done so. Patience is a very good tool - for Jafar!

[@NPCSingularity]

Teal’c would make the DCAU Batman proud.

[@FutureReverberations]

The original take: "You're done?" "Indeed."

[@ColdBlazze]

people say "Fear the calm waters, for they are the deepest"

[@marcducati]

I started talking to my computer screen. That's how convincing Teal'c is.

[@RapidCityJM]

Lesson 1 was terrifying. I started confessing to crap I didn't even do!

[@ShockLegionLeader]

So...I'm Teal'c I'll be your interrogator this afternoon.

[@ragael1024]

Zach Zier more like 'for the next 2minutes' :))

[@finaladvance5085]

Teo Todica 2 minutes? What did he take a coffee break?

[@ziiofswe]

It took the... uh.. interrogatee, is that a word? 1 minute and 55 seconds to spill his beans.

[@Oceanic2409]

*sits down and stares* "Sir?... Are you gonna start the lesson?" *leans forward* *chair starts creaking* "Sir?" *Teal'c leans over and whispers something in his ear* "ummm, yes sir, I guess your right" *pulls out notepad and writes silence* "That is the conclusion of our lesson" Teal'c said "Have a good day sir" "I will indeed"

[@bentcn8511]

This has been your episode of Teal'c PI

[@sarahgunther9150]

Interrogation tactics by Teal'c - be intimidating AF, say as little as possible, don't blink, and watch them squirm.

[@SlideRulePirate]

For those who don't lipread: "At my request Jackson is presently proceeding to my quarters that he might retrieve a suitcase of female intimate apparel. Upon his return you will make a selection and put it on. Subsequent events will be heavily contingent on the breadth and detail expressed in your continued cooperation........Susan."

[@sparkevpilot]

Is that honestly what he said? lol

[@ServantOfOdin]

No, it's not. But I wish some real lip-reader would spill what he said....

[@gourmetbanana]

what he said was... "I know what is in your browser history"

[@j.s.1816]

Andrew Butler Nah, whatever he said was much fewer words. Funny speculation though. Perhaps it was something like, "I would be well within my rights to dismember you."

[@iycephoenixx4249]

I can imagine his voice to this! :D

[@vguyver2]

So now I need Teal'c and Garak to have a staring contest in an interrogation room.

[@subduedreader5627]

The stares would form a feedback loop and destroy, at the very least, the interrogation room.

[@Asertix357]

@@subduedreader5627 I'm failing to see the downside of this.

[@Rensune]

"If you Don't tell us what we Need to know we will publicly say you Fully cooperated and Then release you."

[@MazorKuziaki]

The Batman of Stargate.

[@MaryJanePSO2]

so that second one he said he was gonna use his symbiote to extract the information but he would not survive the removal

[@longblack666]

MaryJanePSO2 it's a bluff. Teal'c is on tratonine, he hasn't needed a symbiote since season 6. Plus, even if he still had it, and could survive the removal, the symbiote would be too immature to be able to extract information fully, or even take over or blend properly.

[@cadkls]

@@longblack666 Yeah but the prisoner doesn't know that does he?

[@longblack666]

@@cadkls Good point!

[@thomasfletcher4765]

" he was surprisingly forthcoming " . Indeed

[@mysouthjerseylife]

I love how he got them to cave in mostly with just his demeanor alone ctfu

[@MrGA555]

I love the subtle humor in SG1. Nothing over the top like American shows. This always makes me laugh 😂

[@mikevignola4213]

But it is an American show. The writers just understood pacing, every moment doesn't have to be full of dialouge, sometimes you can get your point across purely with atmosphere

[@jonmittlsteadt4297]

That's gotta be the most intimidating chair creak I've ever heard

[@Scorpio_1974]

1:07 I laughed so hard when I seen it the first time when Teal'c did not say a damn thing just give him that look LMAO!

[@ThaRandomGuyReturns]

Give this man an Oscar!

[@ricaard]

Wonder Woman: "What did he say?" Superman: "You don't wanna know..."

[@Homeskillet-mk6bj]

hah, i remember that. great show

[@ricaard]

@@Homeskillet-mk6bj 😊

[@Nr15121]

His tactics are rooted in psychology as well complete silence and non responsiveness do help the person loosen up by becoming more uncomfortable and wanting to fill the silence

[@MultiPureskill]

And at this moment, somewhere Ronon is running for his life or trying to protect his city.

[@kuzeykadan1422]

nope i dont think so.he is been a runner for 7 years so.sga second season meanwhile sg1 9.season.so he wasnt a runner.

[@MultiPureskill]

Ye but u get what i meant.

[@kuzeykadan1422]

yeah.while battle of antartica he was running for his life lol or when sg1 were saving earth lol its really amazing

[@MultiPureskill]

It is.

[@ziiofswe]

I wonder what Todd was doing...

[@WarGrowlmon18]

I just happened to rewatch the first of those two episodes. I didn't recognize the guy as a young Brody until I noticed the comment on here but that's one HELL of an interrogation technique. He should work for the CIA. Who needs Gitmo and all that torture when you got Teal'c!!!

[@Rensune]

Psychological tactics are a Lot more effective then Physical torture.

[@WarGrowlmon18]

Oh yeah. ESPECIALLY when its Teal'c doing it!!! The whole SG team member thing doesn't work out the CIA should hire him as their top interrogator. He'd crack even the most stubborn people in minutes without laying a finger on them!!!

[@nanomage]

Psyops, because physical wounds heal.

[@IceCold11235]

I never saw this show and I thought he was gonna do some macho tough guy Dirty Harry rip off nonsense. This was honestly quite brilliant. Power to the writers of these episodes.

[@AstraGermany]

Go and watch it. It is such a wonderful show. Great characters, great relationships.

[@ThorsDecree]

It's one of the all time best shows on tv. Watch it, you'll be doing yourself a service.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

These episodes are great

[@MrCCollins1993]

I'd pay to see the deleted scenes where Don S. Davis cracks up laughing here 😂

[@xhagast]

The thing about pain and violence is that they tend to freeze the mind, the suspect/victim is too busy to think. Most of the time you don't only need an admission of guilt, you need information. If the subject cannot remember his own address you are in trouble. Being what Teal'c is, he could just whisper to the guy about the mating habits of the Dzur of Rung. And about how he could arrange for the subject to see them. First hand. They are something like spider wasps.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

"You cant break me." Broke in less than fifteen seconds.

[@madman2u]

I whispered *indeed* a few times and the message came across 'loud' and clear.

[@nincsittsemmi1]

"...you have to promise me protection" - So they gave him the name Adam Brody, sent him to Icarus base, and this is how he ended up on the Destiny. It's pretty safe to say people won't come after you when you are several billion lightyears from earth.

[@stephendoherty8291]

Superman has tealc on speed dial and chuck norris stays silent but flexes his muscles in reminder pain when you mention Tealc to him

[@CydonianExile]

Teal'c Christopher Judge is gonna be in the next Batman!

[@MrPhinn1]

Dude almost pissed his pants.

[@blaze-ex8ht]

i know this may be late. but which dude?

[@Bean41]

Andrew Pawley both

[@C4mp3r01]

the first guy was so terrified of tealc he changed his name to brody and ran all the way to become a scientist on the destiny in sgu

[@singletona082]

Kinda hard for anyone from your little cabal to reach you three galaxies over.

[@foxmclo]

He said: I found your Hentai collection...

[@cdnbacon2001]

God i miss this show

[@RayPall]

1:42 God, I would definitely shit myself and tell Teal'c everything. Even my browser history, day by day.

[@ShadowFlipsy]

+RayPall brix have been shat

[@alex20na]

+Daniel Appleton lol...

[@Zamolxes77]

If is in bricks, it ain't diarrhea !

[@charlie7mason]

See, that's how good Teal'c is. He can make you shit bricks even in diarrhea.

[@WiPri0371]

I miss this show.

[@Zamolxes77]

I always wondered what horrible things was Teal's whispering in his ear. As first Prime of Apophis, he probably witnessed some things we can't imagine !

[@singletona082]

'Their first mistake is thinking I will let you scream.'

[@tessatate1729]

"Perhaps I cannot break you. But I know many Jaffa with maturing Go'a-uld. Once we place one in you, it will know everything you know, and perhaps we can break it instead." Teal'c would never do that, but I bet he could convince that guy he would.

[@InfernosReaper]

or just pop a Tok'ra in him. Same results

[@Lightingwarrior]

The man is a master, simple as that

[@gabriela9044]

Teal'c has been watching a lot of NCIS I see

[@crazylarryjr]

This reminds me of Gibbs, from NCIS. Same technique, pure intimidation

[@WMM-td4pk]

Somewhere, Batman is taking notes on this.

[@carlbruschnigjr1757]

He's comparing notes with Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

[@GORT70]

Teal’c: no Vulcan required……

[@JonathanToolonie]

The KGB would want to hire this guy.

[@charlesneely]

JonathanToolonie are you f****** kidding me they will make him the president of Russia

[@ZzMattizZ]

Teal'c's Intimidate lowers the foe's attack!

[@erevos217]

teal'c: he was surprisingly forth coming. jackson: how did you do that? teal'c: 'cause i'm batman, bitch.

[@bkaa18]

Holy crap! It's a young Brody.

[@WarGrowlmon18]

Thought that guy looked familiar.

[@davido.1233]

And look, one of the royals from that Atlantis Ancient Aristocracy planet grew a pair and transferred over to SG-1, only to lose said pair to Teal'c