STATISTICS LYRICS (TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET) | random shit

[@larapeklar1445]

Timothee: STATISTICS, YUP Me: STATISTICS, YUP My Mum: *wtf*

[@marko3253]

LOL

[@dianavaamonde3047]

Meeeee

[@Ксюша-э7ш7п]

my mum: STATISTICS, YUP

[@dianavaamonde3047]

@@Ксюша-э7ш7п bruh u r lucky my mom tells me to shut up

[@marko3253]

@@Ксюша-э7ш7п ahahahaha😅😅

[@KindaCaitlyn]

Miss Lawton is almost definitely the dislike

[@thiccjuul]

cait can’thuman lmao I go to the same school he went to and all the kids hate ms lawton 💀

[@marce7491]

Chloe Chow luckyyyy

[@bubblegumbitch4067]

Chloe Chow OMG😂😂😂

[@jennyaaa8642]

@@thiccjuul an he say "we love you"

[@taylahisabelle132]

"the do a problem, let us see the probability you seein me on tv" Timothée now: 😎

[@danigillmormier1564]

Taylah Isabelle lmaoooo

[@taylahisabelle132]

Holy shit wtf how did I not even realise that I had 2.4k likes!?!? Thank you, damn haha

[@poppyyyy.]

Aha

[@mathildeaggerholm5302]

“No means no” YES TELL THEM TIMMY T

[@annika2873]

feminist KING

[@perunamuusionhyvaa5948]

YASSSS

[@shanna5629]

our consent king

[@pendaba3746]

“The probability you’ll see me on TV” 👀 😳

[@clusterhug8918]

Penda Ba OH MY GOD

[@clusterhug8918]

YOUR PROFILE PIC IS WHAT I FACE (OR SEE RATHER) YOU RN HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA

[@fatixa6792]

That lyric aged well

[@briannahernandez704]

Same I saw that lol

[@badbleep5801]

Catch me on the cable

[@mia-cb1su]

Bold of you to assume I don’t know the lyrics

[@tenfourten8438]

Larryyyy

[@kyliej8160]

Larryadoptme then why ru on the vid

[@miaverzinit8464]

Omg a larrie hi

[@miaverzinit8464]

@@petraaa11 no gay.

[@yae249]

Timmy stans🥴✊

[@holiumicheese4410]

oliver: call me by your name and I'll call u by mine elio: timmy tim oliver: what elio: what

[@alison-hq5fb]

holiumi cheese YESSSSS

[@bobbybob6755]

AAHAHAHA I LJKE THIS JOKE

[@glitchxacid3727]

XD

[@someoneyoudontknow8391]

AHAHAH THIS MADE MY DAY

[@jocelynalvarado7243]

HAHAHHA I CANT STOP LAUGH

[@barbaraa.8422]

"i love ms lawton" at 1:15 is sending me 😭😭

[@Laiherself]

400 like

[@a-rue-nima]

🙈

[@timotheechalamet8151]

imagine being miss lawton

[@Ruby-xq8mm]

I would be happy

[@shannah206]

Timmy then: Call me a chameleon Timmy now: Call me by your name

[@canseco04]

2:08 our boy timmy, the king of consent 🥰

[@shay-ll4wh]

I SCREAMED

[@يوبيسوفت-ش7ب]

LMFAO

[@literativyy]

BSHWAIRHEIQOEBGBGW I’M CRYINGGGGG

[@marce7491]

LMAOOOOO IM ACTUALLY DECEASED

[@manahilrana6372]

cami vazquez de lara LMAOO

[@unicornsforever1372]

So let me explain my theory... There is probably a teenage girl in Ms Lawton’s class, that is fangirling over Timotheé. Just think about it

[@jeIIycat]

Unicorns Forever 🤠

[@laurencohen214]

idk maybe you should watch the video

[@klicia5]

I imagine his teacher's reaction watching this ... unfortunately I decorated the whole letter

[@sweettea735]

1:02 i wasn’t ready for the peach! Rofl

[@itsmary9994]

Yeah me too 😂😂

[@valentinajacomesanchez4189]

Sweet Tea SAME

[@violadamanzo]

I choked on my quackson

[@joe-fk5ud]

BRUH WHY DID SHE GIVE HIM A D

[@iarafernandez8751]

"i love miss lawton" HAHSJSHSJJA

[@bitterg0d988]

Nobody: Timothee: timmayyyy

[@janayasue4742]

I've listened to this on repeat to many times oh gosh

[@janayasue4742]

Too* wtf janaya

[@pixieux]

i started crying over cmbyn so now im here, crying and singing this

[@sophiaheart8077]

same same, gotta cure tue heartbreak somehow- also: I see you're a person of taste, Harry and Timothée fan♥️

[@jadelii]

Sophia Heart 2 very great people

[@ur.fave_emo]

Same

[@helinrafikraoof7709]

honestly, I love him more and more every single day

[@natalieayoub3062]

how bout today

[@emmaspeck5963]

The “I love miss Lawton” in the background tho😂

[@mehrunisabilal]

Timmy: “ Statistics, Yup, Statistics, Yup” ✋🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻 Edit: Omg thank you these are the most likes i ever got lmaooo

[@sophiatl7810]

🧢 ✋👁 👄 👁 🤚

[@vivisoso4]

He really tried so hard with that 'my fave teacher'.

[@rara-tr1zh]

saw a comment that was like "oliver, oliver, oliver, oliver" "timmy tim, timmy tim, timmy tim, timmy tim" AND I DIED

[@blackbeauty2005]

"Man, I gotta poop" is the best!

[@chloequinn6299]

why does this slap tho also kinda embarrassed for him 😬

[@lother5010]

me vibing in my room after two exams and 3 anxiety attacks:

[@manahilrana6372]

Person: what are you listening to atm Me: it’s... confusing.

[@gise11ejimenez]

can somebody please put this on spotify

[@coolbeans8776]

I was legit like let me add this to my troll playlist

[@rowansharp]

Giselle Jimenez somebody uploaded it as a podcast but i think it got taken down

[@misslawton182]

open.spotify.com/episode/6zRTgQzYr1LMAhnarl1w1m?si=TVuF48VIS8CJ3ehiL-28jg lmao I found it

[@kayak9798]

I think spotify took it off cause somebody had it on there as a podcast but I cant find it anymore :/

[@Kiliegh95]

No need to worry y’all it’s back up

[@emmaspeck5963]

I was listening to this on my Alexa and then my mom came home and was like what are you listening to???

[@brendolyncastillo3981]

1:02 YOU REALLY HAD TO PUT THE PEACH HUH

[@melody.thecreator]

Lmao I died at that part😂

[@noiwantbleach8688]

“no means no” we love a king that respects woman 😌💅

[@FranelaFrambuesa]

it’s 4:08 am and i’m currently in my room dancing to *statistics*

[@adrisyoon]

The dislikes are from Miss Lawton and her kids.

[@jhadaiyapierre8910]

Timmy T : *random noises * Me: So relatable

[@bibhutimali7000]

I am embarrassed 😂😂😂 why am I watching this ??? Why am I loving this ??

[@tarasheab9056]

don't be embarrassed. it's natural to love this🤣

[@amalia3785]

0:52 well. he wasn't wrong

[@hereinlin]

*WE STAN-*

[@olielmore]

i have this stuck in my head everyday and i wanted to show my mom i could rap the whole thing and i did. 😳

[@rueonyx517]

I did the same thing😂😂😂

[@emilymiller3207]

same brotha

[@FinneKnits]

Oh my goodness, this is amazing. Wow. Thank you so much, you made the world a better place. But: "Man, I gotta poop" should be part of the lyrics, right?

[@veevids]

Its just Me yea it should’ve been, sorry!!

[@krucuks671]

Lmao 😂

[@PrettyTaySwag]

is it just me or does this literally slap

[@kendallknight2961]

HIM SAYING “I LOV MS LAWUNNnn” IS SENDING ME

[@idek7661]

all the dislikes are from his classmates who were jealous of his rap

[@altaloona]

Me at 3 a.m in my room : *STATISTICS YUP YUP*

[@indahsari8981]

This is deserved a GRAMMY

[@GG-vi6pv]

Now he’s dating the legend Johnny Depp,daughter and was nominated for an Oscar ..Lil Timmy Tim for life

[@fiftyzanes]

Monique For now lily-rose depp and timmy broke up

[@GG-vi6pv]

mel z yea I know

[@taronegerton6412]

I hate it and love it

[@Laiherself]

2:22 acapella sounds so clean 2:19 wish I was miss lawton.

[@shannonranalli8688]

the peach took me out omg

[@rainyflowwunevilable]

this makes him more attractive... why idk why LOL

[@weiwuxian4634]

1:57 is my favorite part 😂

[@g0rezzz400]

the fact that he got a D on this masterpiece.

[@emma-xt5iy]

I wonder what Kuyak and Jake are up to

[@roseturkey]

Someone better put this on Spotify and iTunes🤩

[@safakaissy3775]

😂😂😂 when you find lyrics video for this .

[@Elise-p3o]

all the locals r gonna be coming here cause they just found statistics 😭

[@mia-lb8hc]

iii love miss laawtonnn

[@sabrina3138]

Its amazing that he did not even talk about statistics as much as he was talking about Ms Lawson😭💀💀💀.

[@poppyaristei2601]

one of my greatest achievements in life is learning all the words to this at 12 am

[@alexismacleod2647]

“Man I gotta poop” LSBSIEBTIDNT

[@mil8666]

The "man i gotta poop " at the end makes my day everytime i hear it

[@kenzish]

the fact that there is a lyrics video is SO funny

[@yisneirysegura4533]

so we aint gon talk about that "I got to poop" at the end lmao

[@kris-tc5yz]

The fact that somebody made a lyric video of this...

[@hafsadar3682]

Not even ashamed in the slightest to admit that I've seen this for an unhealthy amount

[@majaviviani4021]

Ok but now I love him 1000 times more

[@user-rt3cq3vq9p]

This song is a masterpiece.

[@kayladelarenal4583]

Omg yes! Thanks for the lyrics

[@veevids]

no problem! 💕

[@jesiveayu1650]

the random noises, omg i can't...😭

[@nadiaong5726]

I nvr like rap till i see Timmy raps. Wow!! He's amazing 👍

[@aq3x.1]

This man was elio in call me by your name

[@natalietrasonova7127]

My fav part is the random noises😂❤️

[@saraelomari5253]

quarantine goals: memorize the whole song

[@knownstranger2570]

High schools hating their maths teacher be like-

[@autumn1502]

i wish he would say my name like he did miss lawton 👀

[@cyn3783]

me trying to learn all the lyrics so i’m cool

[@kara9683]

"man i gotta poop" LMAO WHAT

[@molly-um6lm]

1:15 omg I never realized the background saying “I love Miss Lawton”

[@cecef1929]

'man i gotta poop' LMAO THE WHOLE CLASS WATCHED THAT BAHAH

[@nathandarrell7713]

“ The probability you seein me on TV “ he was correct about that

[@yexalenn]

How did he get a D for this😑

[@nicoleleroux5332]

I put this great song at my brother's graduation party. I'm not allowed to be near the responsible of the music in the parties anymore. I don't regret anything

[@raaychiel_2222]

The ad libs are the best parts skhdjsbs

[@luizafreire9106]

1:02 OMG THE PEACH, THE REFERENCE, GEEEEZ I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@rondonvasquez2997]

Timotee Chalamet: Call me by your name Timmy tim: call me a chameleon

[@camilledipatri5184]

stan timothee chalamet for clear skin.

[@carcarhanhan]

When your last name is Lawton so Timmy basically loves u 🥺😂💖

[@nimo5768]

The dislikes are from Ms. Lawton & the kids who got an A for the "statistics" assignment

[@ucheesomonu9098]

the peach😭

[@yildizridd]

Okay but like this is going to be my ring tone and no one can stop me

[@addie8080]

Why is this song kinda fire tho 🤣😂🔥

[@bunny-bs7xi]

I swear I sing this every morning and every night before I go to bed...

[@palomahortensia]

2:08 our feminist king 😍✨

[@soophoria506]

Okay but why does this slap harder than modern rap-

[@leeknow88889]

Now I'm worried my weird songs will go viral incase I become famous...

[@leonardo3226]

I love this

[@craftingtable2089]

we love a man with consent 😀🤚✨

[@anantdhal8243]

His voice his sooo goood

[@jordireynolds9005]

this song goes hard every timee

[@chaca5277]

now he come with YEET YEET SKRTT SKRTTT