Steal My Identity, I Steal Your Cars - r/ProRevenge

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Our 40-something neighbor Frank Smith has a brother three years older named Fred with the two similar in looks and build. Apparently these boys were not obedient children and got into trouble a lot.
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[@testenglish01]

The monkey. That’s how people catch them. People will dig a whole and put food in it. When the monkey reaches in, it can’t pull out because it’s fist becomes too big, but it will not let go of the food.

[@huskiegaming4957]

it was a clear vase with a marble in it for that trap

[@arnandias8742]

About to say a monkey

[@coolbone6177]

@@huskiegaming4957 they mean the same but i have heard both

[@jacksongoerges9422]

Raccoons do this as well

[@Huttser17]

@@huskiegaming4957 I heard it was a coconut with candy. Still monkey business...

[@shreksarmy3093]

11:06 oh hell nah that's just karma for his greed

[@TWM_Cell]

Greed is one hell of a bitch and OP would have been a jerk if not for the fact cousin messed with them and their quality time with Grandfather. You can be greedy and still not ruin the relationship of others in the family and as long as you can see that then by all means be greedy. Just don't be surprised if you get caught doing something you're not supposed to

[@elirodriguez9082]

Well said

[@rickmarr8784]

The last story, the OP is not a jerk, the cousin needed a rude awakening and see that he is hurting people that are family all for his greed.

[@hyphoid240]

Raccoons love shiny objects, therefore if you put something down that’s very shiny as a trap, they won’t let go. They decline to let go so if you put it in a trap of some sorts it’ll be stuck until death

[@06sharhonda]

In the last story, the grandfather had to know how the cousin was for him to put that statement in his will. He knew the cousin was greedy and may try something to get more than what was left for him. Kudos for grandpop!

[@donovanwick9278]

the kissing while hearing this was weird. to separate family esp in the final moments in very painful. esp when op was taking care of grandpa

[@Celexanomnom]

It’s a raccoon you’re thinking of. The way it goes is you have a small hole big enough for a raccoon paw on an immovable object. You place something very shiny inside. The raccoon will reach in to get said shiny object and become stuck. The raccoon can pull it’s paw out if it lets go of the object but won’t let it go.

[@l.wallace5125]

sad that there are substance abuing officers out there somewhere out there

[@jameswright2623]

Raccoons do it too. They like shiny objects so if you put said object in a small cage just big enough to get their hand in without the object but too small with the object in hand they'll refuse to let it go. It's a cheap hunting trick

[@gimengvang2150]

A baboon. Afrians would put something in a tight space and when the baboon would grab it, it wouldn't let go no matter what. At least until it's caught then it decides to let go but by then it's already too late

[@demonfoxxd2504]

A ring tail raccoon I remember because I read where the red fern grows

[@rexlevitak1]

The fact that Americans don’t have mandatory photo ID’s is insane to me . in my country we have mandatory national ID cards with both a picture and biometric data and you can’t do anything without providing it . Sure ID theft still happens but it’s nowhere near as easy or casual as the USA

[@mrn234]

In the US they basically use the Driving licence for that.

[@Datboysickisboss]

we do have photo IDs the brothers were twins

[@sean_mccadden]

We do have photo IDs. We're required to get state photo IDs when we are 18 which can be substituted only by a passport or Drivers license which you have get re-issued every few years which includes going to the DMV or county office and getting your picture retaken

[@hughjazz8655]

6:29 bro what the fuck is the video

[@agr0nianTV]

College is that cheap in Europe? Lucky bastards.

[@hitokiri_fightermaki2215]

i believe the wolverine has that same behavior as well. they are food aggressive animals and steal from other predators

[@jessicaspaw528]

It's a raccoon a like having a stick and grab onto it and it gets stuck in like a hole that the stick won't fit through but instead of letting go of it and pulling its hand out it won't let go

[@Lexedin]

if you put something shiny in an area where a little raccoon hand can get in but not out w a fist it won’t let go of it bc it wants the shiny item but since it’s hand is in a fist it can get out

[@leanndmean]

The snow monkey from Japan and a baboon can be caught by trapping it with food in a cage that has the food in a compartment too small for it to pull its hand out of with the food in it

[@calebsavedbygrace5857]

Is anyone not gonna talk abt the background at some points of the video 👀

[@moss9642]

During that time Fred was in jail Frank received a letter in the mail - Rhyming in a nutshell

[@killerb1ad365]

I believe they are the kookaburra

[@x3r0x0ul]

Raccoons do that.

[@AnaGunthalf-69]

does anyone know where he got the cat stock footage

[@invicta66andshootmenow57]

Bruh person in first story I would call the cops and ask them to take a drug test

[@killerb1ad365]

Its a type of bird some actually die cuz they wont let go amd either starve or die of injury

[@duongthaitran9442]

Hippty hoppty steal my identity I steal your cars

[@ARYEHTONAMIX]

hippty hoppty your cars are my propty

[@coolbone6177]

@@ARYEHTONAMIX haha

[@ARYEHTONAMIX]

hippty hoppty thx coolbone61 for the love

[@thederpdiego1862]

the animal your thinking of is a rabbit in which you put a carrot in a box and you close it when it goes in i think thatshow it works

[@dereck7081]

RACCOON

[@enjo8169]

No

[@springtrap-1093]

Its a raccoon

[@Raesey]

why's with the kissing parts in the background 😭, it's straight-up making me uncomfortable while reading the captions

[@emmanuellopez3138]

Uh a crab

[@bananarama6808]

The animal is a monkey

[@Undyneband]

First

[@eduard1286]

Why the fuck are there people kissing in the background? xDD Use something else. That's annoying