Stealing Gas And Being A Prick | Beating GrandMasters With Stupid Stuff

Today we steal gasses and make terrible jokes.
So really just your average episode.
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[@frisk9666]

It's me FrisK, I feel ashamed T_T In the beginning I was like "Ok this noob blocks my natural gas, lets go chill mode" and then I got f*cked. Feelsbadman. I hope I will meet you again little boy :P but then I won't go easy on you hehehehehehe Much love Harstem

[@Szerspliexiust]

you should submit this replay to 'is it imba or do i suck'

[@RobertIlies]

Nice game from both of you! GG WP

[@jellyoh3316]

Frisk, you were actually quite calm about it. Very commendable... I admittedly starting feeling bad like Harstem there. But, you really showed your cool there. Good showing man!

[@magefront1485]

Gas block is imba how do I beat this LOL

[@MDHDH-iy7nm]

@@Szerspliexiust Lololol

[@ravenbailiff]

I stole 6 gasses at the start of my game and my opponent asked if I was watching Harstem

[@joshuahudson2170]

Just don't steal my gas. You won't like the result. (It won't finish unless you could have killed the whole base because I build my static defenses in range.)

[@Martacus5]

At 6:34 Harstem says “What is he doing??” whilst his opponent is trying to ling flood him, as if his opponent is doing something outrageous. Meanwhile, on the other side of the map, you have just warp prism sniped his gas and built an assimilator on it and are trying to do the same to the other one. He is not the weird one in this story Kevin!

[@Tronous117]

Here's to Frisk for being a good sport :)

[@dylanpresson1443]

"I'm just so afraid there is gona be 10 mutalisks showing up soon" *10 mutas fly in the base*

[@drbokchoi3]

"I'm not a cheater, you're just an idiot. And that's fine, just don't confuse the two, my friend." XD

[@neoepicurean3772]

35:13 'I never get confronted with my own shenanigans' :D

[@noah.2B]

When I first started playing SC2 my friend and I were both Protoss and neither of us knew anything. The unbeatable strategy he would do against me in our first games was to make nothing but cannons and mass phoenix/Void Ray. No other military units, never getting warpgate, sometimes he’d use cannons to harass even into the lategame, but he’d never make anything except cannons and Sky toss. I’d love to see if that’s possible lol

[@ericsmith1792]

So your friend is florencio

[@TheAmazingCowpig]

Poop Captain's Sewer Mermaid Challenge

[@RayZhaTV]

he already did that not too long ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/bn7HZnlnmtKnq6c

[@nicholasballowe2106]

I would make mass zealot and phoenix because I thought I didn't need variety because zealots are strong. Never got out of bronze 2

[@RossRadikSherman]

@@nicholasballowe2106 Beasty made it to grandmaster with just zealot and Phoenix.

[@jyidorne8042]

"I'm not a cheater, you're just an idiot. It's an important difference!" -Harstem, 2020

[@evgeniyguziy1822]

Challenges: "Elite constructor worker" - You choose one of your starting probes from main base and build only with that probe, if it lost, it could be rebuild but before that no other probes are allowed to build buildings and if you want to make it harder, when you get your 1st war prism, this prism became taxi for this worker, so in order to build something you need to pack it up in prism(taxi) and deliver probe to point where you wanna build. "Retirement" - when your mineral patch or gas is exhausted, you need to send your probes which worked on this gas or minerals to retire. You could choose either send them to enemy or keep them at home, but they arent allowed to harvest anything anymore

[@peterhardie4151]

I like that

Hahaha, this sounds so stupid it might be great!

[@XtremeNinja2208]

Can those probes build at least?

[@TheDerpiestSir]

This looks fun, but the retirement part could be a bit rough

[@gehirndoper]

Retirement sounds fun. Have the senior probe citizens "voluntarily" join your army!

[@tymgreentech]

"I hate it when guys do this it's so dumb. He could lose the game doing that and that would suck cause I wouldn't get to steal his gases" 😂😂😂

[@user-zg6zc2zx4s]

34:09 it was at this moment when Mr. Frisk knew that this was indeed harstem

[@extremus7673]

As the day goes on, my soul slowly leaves my body. My senses perpetually weaken and eventually dies. By late night, I lost all sense of taste and color drains from my sight; all I see is gray. Then there, on the horizon of KZbin. A champion emerges to save my sanity. As I open the link and see our Harstem "The Poop Man" de Koning with a new video, I release a tremendous and voluminous orgasm that revives my body and gives me reason to live for another day.

[@theturboassslayer7354]

amen

[@pencilnote3923]

God bless

[@extremus7673]

@MrTheoneandonly r/woooosh

[@Joffrerap]

@@extremus7673 i can't believe someone took this seriously

[@silkyfirst3097]

Narrated by meatcanyon

[@mythiccass3837]

This is the kind of thing that makes me love Protoss. Such a fun race, and I actually feel like I have learned how to more effectively steal gas so that I too can do suboptimal, but - more importantly - fun things better on the ladder.

[@Aaron-zk2wu]

Harstem I love this series you're doing! I would love to see you do the 'WHAT YEAR IS IT' build: Basically you just play as if it is a totally different time in star craft's history. Do a build that worked in Wings of Liberty, or in Heart of the Swarm, or hell, go all the way back and find a build from Brood War, and win with that! Keep it up, love these goofy games!

[@shahryar93]

I would be down for him to revive Bisu's Corsair/DT build vs Zerg.

[@anderrandon5684]

Just imagine Harstem playing BGMWSS against Florencio... now THAT'd be some quality content

[@MultiChrisjb]

I feel like flo would die pretty quickly

[@Cy6borg]

I would like to suggest the: "Told ya" So, you basically write your opponent exactly what you are doing. Somewhat like this:"Taking Second Gas" "Building The Robo" "Taking Expansion at my 6 o' clock"

[@camillokusa982]

Some time back he said he doesn't like to do shenanigans like that

[@phlfm]

"Every day is a special day, here at the Harstem's channel" I instantly clicked like. You should open every video like this.

[@patienthands]

Hey Harstem, I am a new subscriber and I just want to say I am so impressed that you can play grandmaster level starcraft, while providing intelligent and hilarious commentary (!!)in your second language(!!) at the same time. I am loving these videos, please keep it up, and I hope you beat Serral someday!

[@davidawesome4569]

"I'm just afraid 10 mutas are gonna show up" followed by that smile at 08:00, priceless.

[@aflixy4586]

8:02 that smile when u saw the mutas after throwing up two stargates after saying “I’m kinda scared of like 10 mutas just flying in”

[@bookworm8415]

18:25 “Well, I always imagined I’d have friends in highschool.” Me too buddy. Me too.

[@jeremypatton5804]

Frisk do not feel ashamed! he gets to everyone! instead feel proud and accomplished that you took a punch from a rock star on the chin and can still smile! love you both!!

[@taylorolson6228]

steals gas, opponent goes mass ling harstem: :suprised_pikachu:

[@ScrapDMX]

Harstem's job title: just a Pro Toss player

[@2Stepzupp]

Macro Nexus bonanza challenge: All your Expansions must have 2 Nexuses before you are allowed to expand to a different location. (Main base not included). 1 Gate Expand or Nexus first encouraged if you think its safe. Getting the macro-nexus in each location ASAP is preferred. If things go well, 2 nexuses must always be built at the same time, or you have to macro-nexus your main before expanding.

[@Markfr0mCanada]

21:16 That one zealot thought you were going in.

[@st4ndby]

Your Highschool story killed me 😂😂😂 I love your sense of humor 😂

[@unchartedexe]

"we want a gas with experience." 😂😂

[@mr.sandman8644]

Harstem was definitely the kid who would convince all the other kids into doing stupid stuff for his enjoyment. No doubt his experience in the back of the ice cream truck molded him into the yarn spinner that he is today.

[@pauldesjardins2912]

Can we get a DOOM drop? Rush to double robo, go mass prism, with archon immortal and then doom drop into their main base, force field the ramp

[@gunkanjima3408]

“It would be bad if he went mutas” “Him going spire wouldnt make sense”

[@Raokeno]

Your stupid stuff and AFK strategies are so entertaining. i honestly havent played SC2 in like 8 years but this makes me want to play lmao

[@soju69jinro]

I, sc2 troll, challenge you to do what I do (Choose upto 3, 1 challenge = troll, 2 = master troll, 3 = Grand Master Troll ): 1) You can never build advanced buildings in your base, you must hide it somewhere in the map. like Council, stargates, robo, etc. Gates, cyber, cannons, batteries, can be built in your base. No advanced building in your base means, no where close to your Nexus! 2) Whenever you expand, you must ALWAYS have at least 2 gateways built. 3) You can mine UP TO 4 GAS GAYSERS in the game, at any given moment.

[@DobroSC2]

19:30 beautiful double templar archives! Amzaing xD sick games, Harstem! Thumb up

[@usmh]

Manner force fields? Like... harass a mineral line, force him to pull workers, and when they return, reveal a hidden sentry or two, manner force field all his workers and kill them in one fell swoop.

[@xirvin92]

congrats on 20k subscribers captain!

[@bookworm8415]

Brilliant. Best series ever!

[@MrKalak35]

Blindsided: tape a piece of paper to the bottom left of your screen to hide the minimap. Love the content, love the man

[@zedleppelin031]

He’s done this one

[@MrKalak35]

@@zedleppelin031 Guess I need to watch more videos the, thx for the info

[@TheAussieLeo]

"That's not actually a build order." ... Yeah, neither is 3 Immortal, 2 Warp Prism into gimme your gas... I think non conventional builds beat other non conventional builds :)

[@TheAussieLeo]

I tried Harstem's drinking game, my doctor had to remove my liver...

[@William_Y_Zhang]

All Your Gas Are Belong To Us

[@dehand4723]

"thats the problem with terran, they always ruin my fun" i almost choked on my drink when he said that XD

[@GamerGuy249]

I think one of my favourite things about this series is that it has the same feel as Day9 's old "Funday Monday" challenges, with your own unique spin on it.

[@avoirdupois1]

That dialogue when Frisk realizes what's going on. Too good.

[@migueljuan5374]

I always love this series. Makes you think that you can sometimes win games in tournaments using stupid stuff.

[@pilgrimfitz]

He took that well and I am glad he realised it was you. gj.

[@timchambers7068]

18:24 is so relateable it hurts me

[@slutmonke]

ahahahahahhaha that last guy calling it was hilarious

[@kebman]

One of the best! Thank you!

[@whateverppl1229]

8:42 illegal drone block, I call foul

[@idreesnagassar7895]

There's only one man crazy enough to do this, thats MaxPax

[@himynameisbaloghdani]

Challenge: Speed Voids with Speed Prism High Templar hit squad. HTs to storm the workers, speed rays to delete the CC and the speed to run away. You can only recall if you get cornered and your entire squad is about to be killed. Since this is pretty tech intensive, it doesn't matter when you do it, i.e. can be lategame play, but the earlier you pull it off, the more bonus points.

[@whirlwind872]

floating 800+ minerals at 4:30 into the first game, bad harstem no karaks for you

[@seamusallen3839]

*Idea for BGMWSS: I love all my children equally.* We don't want anyone to feel left out, so tech up quickly, all the while doing your best to produce a roughly equal amount of each unit you are able to build. I've heard Zealot/Stalker/Adept/Sentry/HT/DT/Phoenix/Oracle/Void Ray/Tempest/Carrier/Observer/Warp Prism/Immortal/Disruptor/Colossus/Mothership is a fantastic army composition and a piece of cake to control!

[@tyler6859]

Marines with shade? What a terrifying thought....

[@Heyoutub]

I have a pretty crappy plan: You have to use an aggressive superbattery unit attack to kill an expand, then keep opponent on that base count and never expand to more real bases than opponent. Win with pure micro skills. Long distance mining with the aggro nexus is allowed to get eco advantage. Build order is above my pay grade, Good luck

[@emilg2287]

Mothership Challenge: Get a mothership as fast as the game allows. From then on you need to have a mothership at all times. If your mothership dies you need to rebuild it as fast as possible. I believe in you Harstem!! I tried it and it worked... ...in gold league

[@arumments]

Also, I love your show, keep up the good stuff!

[@koviestarcraft2555]

35:48 I saw that attempt, you monster. Not this time though. He lives another day.

[@DarknessDShadow]

I love Harstems dry humor "I'm not a cheater, you're just an idiot"

[@threatter1676]

One thing I would really love in BGMWSS is a "Wings of Liberty" challenge. Meaning you only build units that existed back then (no Oracle, no shield battery, no blink DT, ...) and you play typical strategies that were common back then (4-gate, forge-expand, ...).

[@NoshuHyena]

Idea: You have to build a "Macro Nexus" in your Natural before taking a 3rd.

[@solisoda2054]

Here's an idea. Force your opponent to do an all in attack. Use the blind spots on the map (bushes and high ground) to burst your enemy's army with loads of disruptors and enough reinforcements to clear up the remaining army. GLHF :).

[@MitchyyyMoo]

Harstem giggles are the best.

[@MrSamuelspark]

Idea: You can only play with build orders from WOL/HOTS. You can only build units from those games and if it is a timing push/all-in you can only move out at the original timing for the build. IE, if it was an all that hit at 7:30 on the old timer, you still have to wait until 7:30 to push out.

[@gokhanyuksel3782]

this was too hard to play not to harrass not to attack not to deny bases nothing but gases mmmm no way but you ve done it

[@abood8858]

Dont play Starcraft but this is insanely entertaining, your personality is amazing

[@ItsPhilH]

These episodes show how mad your mechanics truly are. Can I propose an "All Aboard" challenge where all ground units must be escorted by warp prisms with speed when you want to attack. You can warp in units at home to defend your main and expansions, but if you want to attack with them before you max they need to load into a Prism. Flying units are exempt to this rule so you can use Phoenix etc. to shut down drops and vision. You can also warp in aggressively but the power field should be within their base rather than outside of it if possible. I'm sure you'll show us some great games with it.

[@magefront1485]

How about 3 void ray hit groups, with prismatic alignment, they kill gas gather in 5 secs. Make 9 void rays in 3 groups, forever deny his gas.

[@TheBehm08]

“You can’t place Protoss buildings on creep” Assimilator: “am I a joke to you?”

[@kretarosdarker6395]

When I read "gas steal" well............ Let's just say I had something different on mind. Just to clearify... This is a lot better 😭😂😝👌👍

[@kurtloban3664]

Your videos are hilarious...sent a few friends to your channel already ;)

[@nandobarreto2]

Please, do the AFK again (i know you did 2 times, but do again)!

[@kebman]

Never gets old!

[@K3rriganZerg]

The one thing that would piss me off is if if if is is if it it if he if if. 😂

[@soju69jinro]

LOL DOUBLE CREEP DENY... Jeez that is huge

[@linguablasphemantes315]

Terrans: absolutely no shame!

[@artexartexartex]

"Probe production facility / grounded mothership" For every expansion nexus you build, you also have to build an extra nexus, either to use as a macro nexus or as a proxy to do offensive recalls"

[@seanruffolo6083]

"Everyday is a special day when you're on the Harstem channel" AHAHAHAH

[@SlimStarCraft]

the second time u took his gas i laughed hahahaa

[@stephenholmes4298]

You should have called this: "Your Gass Is Mine"

[@venyakrabov]

I guess that's my life now - stealing gas.

[@kevinburke8608]

I would love to see mothership drop again... epic!

[@Sei783]

I think that's a first you getting called out like that lol!

[@usrevenge]

i have an awful idea for a challenge. at the start of the game, have a worker always attacking every one of your nexus. it's like a time limit till you need to rebuild your bases. you are losing at least 1 worker per nexus too. it's an awful idea so maybe give it a shot. at least you will confuse your opponent

[@DerrickJolicoeur]

I have zero practical experience in SC2 (Like, I tried the Terran intro tutorial last week! Progress my dude), but here goes nothing, a Beating GMs with stupid stuff suggestion: Hallucinate as many zealots as possible to sponge for real ones. I'll leave you to contemplate whether or not +1 armor is good for hallucinated Zealots. Either way, IDK if that has ANY practicality to it, but bonus points if you sneak a Mothership into their main for a mass recall. (Pheonix harass if you're looking for something to do a little sooner with the Stargate)

[@AndreasIndustriePro]

SunSet: "look at me ... I am a build order now!"

[@true_xander]

Watching this with Stellaris OST is gorgeous

[@st4ndby]

„This is the most confusing game in my life“ did you ever play in Bronze to gold leagues? 😄

Could You play Florencio strategy? Build a Nexus nearby enemy base just to recall probes and two zealots. Simultaneously start a second base in a corner to mass air units.

[@brianroy8748]

Idea: one gas win. Only ever allowed to take the gas in your main, can't take anymore. Results in high priority upgrades and units then massive zealot fiestas lol

[@missbelled6700]

8:00 such a proud little smile ahahah

[@MasterTomNL]

if he starts with a smirk... you know it's gonna be a good one :)

[@eriksundell1400]

Harstem, when was the last time you asked how your probes feel? While most probes remain obedient, you have a few of your starting probes really sick on mining your stuff! At least two demand adventure and will very quickly refuse to mine! They are especially keen to jolt SCVs but they are very open to inspiration. This is the probe adventure challenge!!! :D Lots of love for this amazing series! I love it!

[@vitas75]

1 nexus all on with zaelots. No core, no nexus, just pure zaelots. Proxy the first pylon and 2/3 gates to get zaelots asap.

[@mitchellwilley7208]

Make a video of u mining all the minerals and gas in map and starving the person out so basicly they lose from no resources. Or canon them in their base and dont let them expand.

[@TheTaxxor]

" is that a tv show?" No, but it should be^^

[@Silica_UK]

personally i think this would have been better if you stole gases in the early game too, it might actually starve your opponent of gas if you do it throughout the entire game and lead to some wonky decisions from them. would love to see you give this one another try!

[@DirDevil]

I was ready to play a good amount of matches today... Had to stop after the first game, because I was to drunk... Taking a shot after each supply block isnt the best way to start the day

[@TheRom325]

Ah, a top episode of the “tv show”. xD

[@scarekrow1264]

+Harstem hi - a newb here... i always see some nice controls from you and ask myself how you have done this. maybe there are more people who think so. would be cool when you would do a few vids where you put in your keyboard and mouse inputs. (like a overlay in the running game) this would help us alot ! so we could enjoy your content and learn even more :D