Stealing shiny things from deadly monsters [Dark Hours]

[@JohnTwolfe]

Just FYI, I banned everyone who complained about "getting this instead of RDR2" 🥰 Hope it was worth it!

[@dardarbinks17]

Glad you got them out of here, love to see your content regardless of what it is

[@Jam-n9p]

passive aggressive John before gta 6

[@JWildberry]

Imagine liking a content creator enough to watch through such a long series as RDR2, while at the same time having so little respect for them that you complain about their upload schedule in the comments.

[@LadyRhapsody38]

People are actually COMPLAINING about that?? Omg! 🤦‍♀️

[@imanrianto2079]

Now this is harshlycritical john.

[@Kelvin_273]

New Sinow Lore just dropped

[@gamergirl929]

Everyone's little 'what' in disbelief after Sinow admitted he cuts his nails with scissors killed me. 😂😂😂😂

[@IamAbhorsen]

The chaotic John/Gary mixed with the focused Sinow/Gab moments kill me everytime

[@abby7049]

49:08 John silently crashing out over his autofocus lol

[@MimiUsagichan]

that was so funny my cheeks hurt from smiling

[@anonymnop]

The picture sinow took of himself looks like he’s a superhero wearing scissors as a mask who got his powers during the Jam Accident and his kryptonite is prawn pringles

[@arshellnut2730]

Nothing is better than "Is there friendly fire?" [THWACK]

[@qaqbqc1005]

More like [THWACK] “is there friendly fire?”

[@crisse813]

Idk how long weekly ezsmall videos will last, but thanks John, Gab, Sinow, & Gary ❤️💜💙💛 They bring me a lot of comfort & joy during a tough time 🥰 Love your RDR2 play through too, would love to see you play Undead Nightmare in the future 😏

[@IamAbhorsen]

You guys are such a good team and so entertaining to watch. My day is made every time an ezsmall video is posted and I love watching each perspective

[@secretxxstars]

on the off chance this helps someone in the comments lmao... hot pro tip for anyone who hates how clippers do the thing Sinow described (or that they tend to be unpredictable as far as length they take off) but don't like using nail scissors either: get yourself an etched glass nail file. you can find them pretty cheap and they take off a ton of length quickly, and you have full control of length and shape and the edges feel smooth lol

[@adamsransom]

They're also a lot smoother than other nail files. So if you hate the chunky scraping of an Emory board, try a glass/crystal nail file!

[@remixmars]

ironically they're also better for your nails if you're trying to grow them out. my nails are so much stronger ever since i switched to shaving and shaping them with a glass file instead of clipping them!

[@sunbunnow]

Omg, them constantly saying “it’s on me.” “I need a hit” was hilarious lol

[@fractiousjope]

The starting dialouge amongst you four is always gold, incredible. Go team EZSMALL!

[@fractiousjope]

Gabs "dafuuq.." about Sinow cutting his nails with big scissors 🤣

[@foxwizards]

losing my mind at the disturbing menu music backing the increased horror at sinow talking about cutting his nails with scissors

[@hunnyvv]

1:57:21 Sinow just sprinting by and smashing every glass is so funny

[@dawnguinnip7673]

Gotta love it poor sinow is being strangled and John goes and makes coffee. 😅

[@citanulthelunatic]

Okay I was with Sinow at first, nail scissors ARE absolutely better than clippers, but then the kitchen scissor reveal, this man is insane.

[@abbienormals1669]

I was too old for Teletubbies, but I remember that this one preacher had a fit over Tinkie Winkie, saying that he was gay or something. There was a scandal because the purple one had a purse. It was weird. Like, dude, these are alien things, who cares what they carry? I always figured he was projecting. He was probably jealous of Tinkie Winkie's purse.

[@cmendence]

It was also because tinkie winkies symbol on its head was an upside triangle, which at the time was a sign for homosexuality, apparently 🤷‍♂️ People choose to be outraged by things that don't affect them

[@DracoHandsome]

@@cmendence The pink triangle is the symbol the Nootnoots assigned to homosexual men during the Holocaust. The rest of us are apparently so damn homophobic that we'll agree with the Nootnoots just to get mad at gay people.

[@ErinNij]

i'm howling, before the image I was thinking he was using actual manicure scissors, not full sized make-paper-crafts scissors 😭 I love how the theme of these team games is always "How much can we bully Sinow"

[@79Bobola]

John: “what’s golden tag?” Gary: “sounds too much like a shower” John: “ok” 😂😂

[@Bosorka0]

the amount of times you have to hit your fellow heisters over the head with a METAL CROWBAR to get the facehuggers off, the entire party has brain damage before even completing the heist! it's like Home Alone levels of misfortune for these guys

[@RachelKermit]

I'd love to see you guys play more of this! The Strategee was strategeeing today

[@sarawright9576]

The beginning of these videos are my favorite part. I love these EZ small videos but the most important part is always the discussions at the start of the videos. lol!

[@sarawright9576]

also yes Sinow using scissors to trim nails is very weird lol

[@Violet_Vortex]

I can’t even imagine cutting my fingernails with large scissors! That’s crazy but so funny 😂

[@Ksweetpea]

Nail scissors are quite small, the cutting edge is less than an inch ( about 2cm) and oh jeez those aren't nail scissors 😂

[@Gloomcookie96]

These videos have slowly descended into introductions with new Sinow lore every time. I'm glad that he's not offended and it's all in good fun. I follow all of EZSmall and watch their content (and as many perspectives of the same video). I've watched all of you on Twitch in the past when I had more time to do so yet am still constantly surprised by the chaos vs. hyperfocus dynamic and the strange tidbits we discover as viewers.

[@Lucyinthesskye]

Almost 3 hours of my absolute favorite crew?!? YES!

[@MimiUsagichan]

updating my sinow lore wiki with this intro

[@mikeav9435]

Hear me out. EZ SMALL Siblings dynamics John - Eldest child - bullies and mostly angry Gary - 1st middle - has own world and starts chaos Sinow - 2nd middle - mostly annoyed and a smart ass Gab - youngest - glues everyone together and must be protected Love thier sibling energy

[@Mumbles0225]

Everyone's crashing out over nail clippers.

[@Avertigog]

2:11:25 More hilarious BRB antics 😂😂😂 "should we do whazzup?"

[@cmendence]

Anyone else notice Gab's significant increase in potty mouth words this time?

[@Case_]

So much hilarious stuff. You guys are absolutely great together, always a great time.

[@anacsadder]

I was going to be like "what's wrong with using nails scissors instead of clippers? You get better control, finer shaping..." and then Sinow whipped out wholeass SCISSORS... o-o; Although I have had inconvenient nail snags at work, where the only tool I had to fix it was the wire cutter on my Leatherman. Aaand, they're already beating each other with crowbars XD

[@sfaira4072]

I love just having your shenanigans in the background when I sew or draw! As for the hauntings in America, there's a pretty interesting book about the culture of ghosts stories in the US titled Ghostland by Colin Dickey. It explores how history, political and social movements influenced all these haunted houses, hospitals and "indian burial sites".

[@mitsukichan19]

how are you so relatable. im also doing crochet or painting while EZ small is on play on background 😌😄

[@eldritchtoast]

Man when that bud launched from down the hall onto johns face I jumped so hard. Lol. Love to see more ez small!

[@thepenitence]

Died laughing at the push Sinow spam 😂

[@MOTmotheroftwins4651]

I tried so hard not to laugh at the part when they all started pushing Sinow lmao ROTFL n then Sinow reaction it was hilarious 😆. True friendship

[@sarawright9576]

Listen you’ve uploaded videos of games I previously told myself I had zero interest in playing or watching and once I saw you uploaded it I was like oh! New John video! Hell yeah! I’m just happy you’re still making content that you genuinely enjoy❤

[@leeann1530]

Omg I have tears streaming down my face I am laughing so hard at everyone shoving sinow

[@adamejcpa]

...I use scissors anytime I can't be bothered to go fetch the nail clippers. I didn't realize this was a controversial thing to do x)

[@Nnnaaa95]

Lmao ikr!? Idk it's wound THAT crazy to other people that someone do use scissors to trim nails 😂

[@toodleloos]

ez small opening convos get more chaotic every video 🤣🤣 i just love it. first prawn pringles now This

[@Kelvin_273]

Don't forget the Jam Accident

[@ill-nana4301]

I was completely rolling when it got to the point all you guys were doing was basically hitting each other to get the slurp monsters off of you

[@rokubinosukanku]

55:53 Gary thought REResistance. John tought FNAF. While me was thinking AmongUs. _Green: "Well I was on camera, and I saw both Red and Yellow was at Electrical"_

[@skelestial419]

Really hope you guys will do one more episode of this! The heist gameplay is a nice change, and I love the monster design! And the EZSmall Chaos of course :D

[@burningskylark149]

John fighting his autofocus was killing me! XD It did NOT want to cooperate.

[@AbbaJoe26]

"YES.....Yes there is." Such a simple phrase......yet says so much when Sinow says that (after people "check if there's friendly fire".....the hard way. lol lol lol You guys are ADORABLE. heh. Bringing smiles with your own natural vibe and flow. :) )

[@christianm9884]

EZSmall Official Thumbnail we love to see it

[@AbbaJoe26]

Heh heh "worst teammate". Love the after-mission awards. Reminds me of people getting "Mostly Harmless" in N64 Goldeneye after a match. lol

[@GWOutsider]

Almost 3hrs long EZSmall vid, is it Christmas again already?

[@TotallyxxKiller]

Lmao, My friends all have agreed with me. That among my friend group, I am the Sinow of the group, and every single of the things he has done, would be something that would happen to me as well, or my thoughts as well. Lmao, I just love these four so damn much. Let's gooooooo, want to see our boy's perspective of this game.

[@AbbaJoe26]

Ohmygod...both John and Gab haven't played GTA5? That would be so great if all 4 of EZSmall played it (the story campaign) on their own and then rolled it into playing EZ Small together, in the online multiplayer open world. You guys would be HILARIOUS and FUN just wrecking random havoc around in the online multiplayer copy of the main game's world. :) Recommended. None of your would regret it. :)

[@glassdragonmedia]

It's OK, Sinow just doesn't know you should clip the ends of your nail first, then the middle, then just shape the little points from there.

[@Gloomcookie96]

John, I meant to comment this on the Murky Divers video but I will put it here. It was so sweet how you reacted to the Duck God because CK makes the same hand motion. The little mentions of you loving your baby girl are always so wholesome. I hope you, Kimmy, and the baby are doing well.

[@dinosauroba-san4152]

Sinow's nail scissors reminds me of the toe knife from Always Sunny 😂😂

[@Devanimations]

I literally thought the exact same thing! 😂

[@AbbaJoe26]

lol lol. Gary charges off ahead. Activates something. Ah yesss....it is today today. :)

[@jaymereynolds9172]

Loving the amount and variety of baddies in this game. Multiple runs and it was something new and horrific every time :D

[@brattynoamchomsky]

Sinow you aren't alone! I fucking hate nail clippers #JusticeForSinow

[@urielgrey]

Thank you John

[@DracoHandsome]

Sinow has milk and cereal in two separate bowls

[@wings_bl]

awww this game was so much fun, i hope they add new levels!

[@Jawaheraziz89]

The talk about the houses 44:36

[@s0r480]

Sinows always gotta do some weird stuff man, there are literal nail scissors, why not get those Bro's gonna cut off a finger at some point

[@butnip]

I want to study Sinow like a bug

[@Junnibee]

Yay was looking forward to a post! Just mentally recovered from losing a bunch of data on my computer and really needed this 😭

[@Osprey.]

Yeah okay but I stand with Sinow 100% on clippers vs. scissors, scissors are infinitely better 😂

[@Cupo666]

How can we possibly be so lucky

[@Devanimations]

I like how they were talking about hauntings and suddenly John’s camera goes all out of focus 👀

[@AbbaJoe26]

Heh heh, Gary runs off, turns out to save the team from a Team Wipe ghost freezing everyone in the room. Gary's the Outrider. :) (poetic balance coming full circle. heh love it)

[@brattynoamchomsky]

Sinow you aren't alone! I fucking hate nail clipper #JusticeForSinow

[@noorashiraz9046]

Yayyy ez smolll ❤

[@DeathlyNightshade]

EZSMALL! ❤❤❤

[@Arieasy]

sinow, a fellow ffxiv player, we all cut our nails with a pair of scissors. it's called Cut Nails (savage).

[@glassdragonmedia]

Red Dead Redemption series is waaaaay better than GTA, which is pure satire and exaggeration. The cars are pretty, though. This is just my opinion, of course. You might enjoy them all, John.

[@michellekeel4729]

This game seems cool! 😊

[@BKingCat]

Talking shit about ghosts, camera doesn’t focus. Lol

[@hollielouise3391]

Is there a place John posts his upload schedule so we know what’s coming each day? I am fiending for more John and John action and can’t wait!

[@fractiousjope]

@@hollielouise3391 not that I know of,you can watch the monthly shareholders video to get an idea of what Johns plans for the upcoming month are though :)

[@chillcreep4926]

RDR2 is typically posted every other day - so check tomorrow at 3pm EST

[@hollielouise3391]

@@fractiousjopethank you very much!

[@hollielouise3391]

@ I know that’s how it was before the epilogue but it’s been 4/5 days now so just wanted to know if that was still the case :)

[@chillcreep4926]

@hollielouise3391 oh I see. Gosh I don't know. There should be an episode soon though!

[@magebabe7613]

omg, you guys all shoving Sinow when he was afk practically needed a seizure warning with how fast the colors of your arms were moving! Too funny

[@Vonias]

CUTTING YOUR NAILS WITH SCISSORS??????

[@defiant_one77]

❤❤❤

[@blternative]

John not having watched Daria is bigger than the Sinow lore

[@JohnTwolfe]

Only in the online community is not watching a cartoon a “big deal”

[@blternative]

@@JohnTwolfe It's surprising because you seem like someone who'd be able to quote every episode 😭

[@glassdragonmedia]

​@@JohnTwolfe I think it's cuz you have Daria vibes more than anything, lol.

[@Mstymay]

That alarm is killing me. If you play more can you turn it down a bit in the settings John? Asking for an elderly 33 year olds ears.

[@ElizabethAftontheicecreamgirl]

Oh cool dark hours play by john and the video was so amazing gameplay to watch and see 😊

[@brad5184]

Made it here before 30 seconds. Never been this early lol

[@DACFalloutRanger]

I'm giving you a MINUS COWBOY for this even though I liked the video. You're holding out on us John.

[@michellekeel4729]

Hi John! Are you guys thinking about playing the game “chained together”?

[@materhead5051]

Love the conversation in the beginning lol

[@JWildberry]

I'm with Sinow, except for the type of scissors. I grew up (in the early 80s) using nail scissors. Maybe that's an old fashioned thing, or maybe it's just more common in my country? I don't know, but I didn't try clippers before I was in my teens, and I hated it. And honestly, I don't get it. Nail scissors give you so much more control.

[@Case_]

Yep. I hate clippers with a passion. Then again I don't use hedge trimmers either, unlike Sinow 😂

[@Nnnaaa95]

Sinow, don’t worry. I also use craft scissor to cut my nails. Just when I’m desperate to cut it short when I don’t have nail clipper around me, tho.

[@smolcloudjumper]

EZ SMALL! EZ SMALL! EZ SMALL!💖

[@imanrianto2079]

1:42:50 and 2:11:45 😂

[@antomie]

You know, I just realized I don't know the origin of ezsmall. Could someone enlighten me?

[@ChillinMama]

Hello! It came from their Forewarned playthrough. They would choose EASY mode with SMALL map. Also, do you know about STRATEEGEE name that they used for called their ship in Lethal Company and Sketchy Contract? That was because the comment section said they have no concept or strategy. Hope it helps

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

Day off, sketching designs, coffee & cats- today's a good day. Hope the day's well for everyone too!

[@complexcitycat]

this is why I love EZsmall 😀

[@wildboar67]

blurry john is not real....blurry john cannot hurt you...

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

The ghosts & spirits heard John talking shit.

[@jdraco1687]

just tried scissors for my fingernails and it's revolutionary. Thanks for the recommendation

[@JohnTwolfe]

No, it's not. I've used them before when clippers weren't available and they're absolutely inferior in every way. Skill issue

[@jdraco1687]

@@JohnTwolfe A dream come true, I've always wanted John to roast me online 😂

[@s0r480]

John is so smoll this time around, just me?

[@abby7049]

2:11:45

[@AbbaJoe26]

HAh hah hah hah. The first time someone ever choking their chicken got them ACTUALLY choked. :) Ahhhhh...the Content. heh There it is.

[@LightPrevailsAll]

Mom used to clip my nails with tiny scissors when I was little but I never got used to using them properly so I had lots of trouble with clipping my nails until I got to use nail clippers, never went back to scissors since

[@myriellachance]

No, no I'm with Sinow on the whole nail clipping thing! I don't like how nail clippers feel or sound. I use tiny scissors for that, though, lol.