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@samanthabagley72095 ай бұрын
Loving the content marra you better believe it. Ohh matron
@rdvaughan704 ай бұрын
An Irish coffee, or Long Island ice tea
@dansam48185 ай бұрын
Another legendary moment on Blot. I was howling. Smells shit but continues to smell it for ages then admits to further sniffs off camera! Great content ✌️😂😂😂
@Mat-kr1nf5 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed so much for ages, non stop commentary on shitty smells for the next 15 minutes- I’m shouting “leave it, forget about it, move on for god sake man”!😂🤣😂🤷♂️
@spitfireuk114 ай бұрын
i was buckled laughing. I've played it back about 15 times so far
@Natasha___.4 ай бұрын
@@Mat-kr1nf I was howling at that, he was acting like he was doing a whaskey review on that shite. He kept going back for more 😂😂 He’s some guy! I’d have went home because that stuff gives me the fear, but he stuck it out. Absolute quality 😂
@nahnotforme98195 ай бұрын
Jogger that showed you appreciation was really nice to see Chris. That's how we all feel. Thank you for what you do buddy.
@yymmss5 ай бұрын
It was a fake jogger, you could tell by the pixels
@RoyToffit3695 ай бұрын
@@yymmss😂
@Curling_Rack5 ай бұрын
Jogger should have did the "Blot Moan" lol
@paulgaskin2695 ай бұрын
Bet the jogger had just taken a shit
@danielbean24945 ай бұрын
Absolutely crack me up love your videos mate,the human shit thing had me in stitches 😂😂 fair play for no chucking your beer or even moving😂😂
@NixieRainHarperАй бұрын
I’ve never laughed more harder with my bf. This video has begun a little running joke between us now. Absolutely hilarious and real content. Thank you!
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOWАй бұрын
😁👍
@johnkavanagh89615 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant mandingo. Big bird and dustbin story was hilarious. 😂
@DRFCDingo4 ай бұрын
“With a hint of human shite” 😂😂😂😂😂 so many classics in this video. Class mate!
@rewind123544 ай бұрын
Classic 😂.
@concernedcitizen50535 ай бұрын
I'm currently pursuing my masters and usially watch these videos when I'm half-zonked, looking for a bit of absolute nonsense, after being in stuck-up company, reading supercalifragilisticexpialidocious all day and all week and you never fail to provide me with absolute-lunacy. I totally know it makes sense!!
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
RIGHTS 👍
@manniejunior95145 ай бұрын
see when u discovered THE HUMAN SHIT A COULD BARELY BREATH FOR LAUGHING SO MUCH
@almaxx96805 ай бұрын
Thats not the first time a sweaty student has had a local bike in the bush before 😮 Ahhhhhhh 🤣🤣
@Glamrock015 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@peterweber17695 ай бұрын
Absolutely pissed my sides laughing at the video you are a legend and I enjoy every video you do
@gillstephenson15635 ай бұрын
Absolutely cracking up laughing. BigBird & Dustbin. I absolutely love it 😂
@neiloldfield86615 ай бұрын
Not human turdings with uncle benskis and sliced mushrooms on the menu again 😂😂
@WES-JGC-20135 ай бұрын
Gotta love watching my main mandingo stealth camp next to a natural urinal, half a bicycle and 26 human turds!
@craigg19822 ай бұрын
Takes more than a human poo to make this man move his tent! Love your work mate, ricicles!
@johnlewis19a5 ай бұрын
Brilliant stealth camping with cans of a hit of citrus and human shit 😂😂😂😂 👊👏👏👏👏
@MarkHarrison-qo7vg4 ай бұрын
New catchphrase 'human shit!' best catchphrase yet😅😅😅
@BarryRichards-c5p5 ай бұрын
‘When I stopped recording I had a good sniff of me can, and it was definitely human shit’ 😂😂😂
@darrenhague81494 ай бұрын
🤣😆
@dazzb19685 ай бұрын
Worse thought is someone perched their ass over that high wall and dumped their load from above. Also Lochnagar is a beautiful walk on the edge of the Cairngorms within the Balmoral estate. Great content once again Chris. Atvb mate
@RalphB0y5 ай бұрын
Im thinking the shit was from the person in the other tent !..
@dazzb19685 ай бұрын
@@RalphB0y really,,have you no sense of humour? I was joking. But you should change career, you're some Inspector Morse
@RalphB0y4 ай бұрын
@@dazzb1968Relax ... I have a sense of humor. I was thinking someone may of shit from the top of the wall .. lol.. and it wasn't a joke.
@Foster_855 ай бұрын
Fuelled by Greggs for this one mandingo 👍🏽 Was a pleasure to meet you and the Mrs.
@jonzo33725 ай бұрын
I thought little shmick was gonna be in the other tentdingo mandingo pissing and shitting on your candingo haha
@peterobrien18293 ай бұрын
I think cowboy Chris was in that tent listening to a pissed mandingo prowler 😆😆😆😆😆
@lemmy98095 ай бұрын
Ear mate ..that must one of the best feelings ever ..been recognised for something you have achieved.....❤😂
@simplyallanshow80945 ай бұрын
No need to say more. Lol. Rights. Our legendary Chris. Our life support system is kicking in once more. To save our minds bodies and souls. Oh matron. A legendary video Sunderland mandingoes styles. Avec pleasure. Really do enjoy tonight's show. It's a stnker but hilarious mad fun. Whoasky review drinking Jurgen klophty coffee tastes. Biltong beef jerky treats. Why don't you try wild west beef jerky meats. Silver side. With sauces marinated legendary Chris. Tricycles. Rights mandingoes enjoy tonight's show. Ahh aiee. Am mori. Lol. Allan. Scotland. 😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂
@JaySubi535 ай бұрын
Sell us ya Jaw bone
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
You know it makes total sense 👍
@paulgaskin2695 ай бұрын
Looks like the phantom shiter has been out
@James_and_Laura5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@louisbeerreviews89642 күн бұрын
😂😂🤣
@WES-JGC-20135 ай бұрын
Thumbs up as always! Love from Kentucky!! Hope the bottom of your tent isn't covered in shyte!!!
@markwebster57495 ай бұрын
Bum mud 😂 absolute legend Chris 👍shites i mean 😢 Rights🤣
@rosseldred47694 ай бұрын
“Cackmando! Papa don’t preach. Someone must have been in deep! I’m on pieces here😂😂😂😂😂 Your best ever one liners in the space of 30 seconds Brillant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
Aaahhh
@simplyallanshow80945 ай бұрын
The magical adventures of the legendary Chris mandingo. Legendary Chris brings and takes us all there. Long live the stealth camping blot outdoors youtube video's. Aiee chiawahwah arriba arriba arriba. Andre Andre amori. Lol. Allan. Scotland. 😂
@johnanon30815 ай бұрын
You should try using lightweight camouflage netting like Steve Wallis has used when the conditions warrant it. It can make you a bit more stealthy with not much of a weight penalty in your pack. Really neat spot though! Love seeing the bright green grass this time of year! Thanks Chris!!!!!
@robvanriot5 ай бұрын
People should treat this video as a Try Not To Laugh challenge. I lasted until the first use of "bum mud," followed by "human cack" 😂😂
@Upcycleartist18 күн бұрын
what a legend smells human shit on his can but wont throw it away! 🤣😆 we love Blot
@williamgalloway2815 ай бұрын
Chris you crack me up Everytime. Sneaking up to that window and going ere mate. I mean lol. 😂😂😂😂 Sell is ya bed
@dobindave5 ай бұрын
Been binge watching your videos all weekend you and little mick are top blokes you know it makes sense Mandingo Right !
@PowerhouseMiniatures5 ай бұрын
I wet myself a few times watching this mate, thanks for everything. Your vids have quickly become something I really look forward to every time!
@valentinexavier92785 ай бұрын
He keeps upping the ante. I love it. Blot, you should stealth camp RAF Leeming next.
@ReasontoLiveAdventures5 ай бұрын
I was put in a similar predicament, when my friend asked me to take out his date’s best friend, who was pretty heavy. So I took one for the team, for which I received a meal at a Chinese restaurant. I hate to waste alcohol, but you did the right thing with the poop smell can. Cheers Chris.(day 83 of chemo)🤙
@KimiMD5 ай бұрын
Keep going! Never give in! The missus was diagnosed with stage 4 hypophyrengael cancer just over 2 years ago. Prognosis was as you can imagine. It's unbearably difficult to get through but we must! Much love to you!
@CHILLSIM32X4 ай бұрын
Hey mate, stay strong. Taking one for the team is an absolute G move mate. Get well soon
@ReasontoLiveAdventures4 ай бұрын
I appreciate the comment. It’s day 85 of this new chemo. It’s been a long rough and strange ride, ever since I came out of a coma back in 2010.🤙
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
RIGHTS 👍
@Vic-pz5oh5 ай бұрын
Walnut whips for dessert 😂
@Vic-pz5oh4 ай бұрын
I done a recce for a stealth camp today on the bike.there were walnut whips but if I went deeper into zee bush I was fine.couldnt help but shout out to the sheep on the way home.sell us your jawbone💩🦴
@stompinstan00074 ай бұрын
Love your honesty, respect from a geordie you mackem. subscribed.
@jeanettedickson27895 ай бұрын
Brilliant video it was so nice when that jogger showed how much your appreciated on your channel by every one that watches you
@Yonex_lopio4 ай бұрын
Me and my dad love your vids blot this stuff has us laughing our asses off ur amazing 👏
@TheBassxplosion5 ай бұрын
You had me howling in this 😭
@samanthabagley72095 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the stealth camp Mandingo you know it makes sense aaaaah
@Foster_855 ай бұрын
Me and our lass talked to you in Greggs the other day and you said you were doing this camp. I'm Peter and our lass is Sarah and the shout outs for the drinks were that same names ha ha. Currently watching with the wife and she is asking if I bought drinks 🤦🏽♂️
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
Was nice to meet you mandingo and thanks very much for watching 👀 👍
@MrAcoustic095 ай бұрын
Mate from 12 min in im in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 then you goes Human sh*t 😅 some boy chris hear the nose going
@P.SMURFACT5 ай бұрын
Love how your camouflage maplefire stove looks like a face, the gig might be up if someone sees it who's experiencing pareidolia. Not likely of course, but that's a interesting camouflage pattern.
@kennyb9795 ай бұрын
another cracking video mate! going through a difficult time health wise and you made a recent hospital stay not as boring 😂 keep up the great work mandingo ❤👍👍👍
@gt1975 ай бұрын
Cackmandu..i nearly soiled myself 🤣🤣
@pontecarlo43544 ай бұрын
That was a hilarious video. I would have thrown that can away. The other tent would have made me worried. I would have had to move to another spot. Nice to see Port Tyne at the beginning and the Amsterdam ferry. Thank you for the video.
@TheChilliNortherner4 ай бұрын
Absolute legend, i don't really comment but have watched loads of your stuff... absolutely hilarious fella "Cackmando and Papa Dont Preach" 🤣😂👏🏻
You’re about as stealthy as a train goin through your front room 😅😂 love it Mate from a Ram cu next season mandingo….ooooooh matron 😅👊🏻🐏
@julieduxbury2142 ай бұрын
Only found you recently and have been binge watching the videos.....I have never laughed as much as I did watching this 😂😂😂 Keep up the great work.....RICE!
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW2 ай бұрын
RIGHTS 👍
@alanslade23192 ай бұрын
What a great story dusty bin, 3 hours.321, just great stuff cheers you know it makes sense 🇬🇧💯👍.
@ProfileP2465 ай бұрын
Mandingo it’s camps like this I’ve been looking forward to the really dodgy ones 👍 Have to say I love the beautiful scenery on Wednesdays and I’m not talking about arse eeoow matron yes I’m talking about some of the beautiful beaches and the flish ticklin etc 😂 You’re spot on Mandingo
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
RIGHTS 👍
@andymathieson86985 ай бұрын
Awesome video as usual. I don't think it was too long. Your drunken ramblings are the best part! Keep up the good work!
@Christopherross304 ай бұрын
Had me in stitches with the kakmandoo can sniffing it like a madman 🤣🤣
@KittchenSink5 ай бұрын
Excellent one my man friend. No don't chop em just let them roll. However long the vids are then so be it. Doesn't our city looks clean in the dark at night with the lights on lol. Nice one Chris. Can't wait for Wednesday now.
@lesliejones65125 ай бұрын
Another legendary stealth camp video, nice one.....twice 😉👏👏👊
@rewind123544 ай бұрын
“I think I’ve got shit, Human shit” burst out laughing at that I could smell it through the screen. 🤮but a classic video.
@PabzAbdabz5 ай бұрын
Dustbin and Big Bird 😂 Quality mate 👍 Another top video - nice one Mandingo
@Mushroomhigh21225 ай бұрын
Lad I can’t believe ya just drank from a can that fell in turd!! 😂😂you proper slurped it aswell! Rough
@nathanfinlay50115 ай бұрын
Back again, having a beer watching this. You should come to ireland and do a random spot. Aww yeah
@DoctorGeek15 ай бұрын
Gosh I laughed lol: "Hey Mate... are you in there...?"
@davidrayward75335 ай бұрын
‘Cack - Mandu! Someone must have been in trouble deep!!…’ 😅 good one….
@RichardWilkinson-cw1lx5 ай бұрын
Mandingo we love hearing your stories! We laughed all the way through!
@TheHomeRecordingChannel5 ай бұрын
Hey Chris, great video. Up here in Scotland human shite is normally referred to as jobby or cheech. 💩💩🤮🤢🤮🤣🤣
@basil99835 ай бұрын
Did you not see the cap-dingo in the tree-dingo mandingo @ 21:20...🤣 I heard it was dustbin who was kipping in the red tent so it looks like she shit on you again...🤣🤣🤣
@robhansford64874 ай бұрын
You’re the legend chap, absolutely love these videos 😊
@adoptednuyorka5 ай бұрын
No Ian RUSH, love it, you saying that made my evening, riiiiiiice
@davidbarker90683 ай бұрын
My alarm is set for 12 hours time. This is the most excited I've been in a very long time 😂
@kcsbeerroom5 ай бұрын
Best story yet Mandingo. One of ya best stealth camps. You know what I’m talking about. Ahhhhh!
@steveb69495 ай бұрын
Dustbin and Big Bird walking home for 3 hours....rights. You know it makes total sense.😄
@jonbell30204 ай бұрын
Papa don’t preach, somebody must have been in trouble deep 😂😂😂
@Dug_Out4 ай бұрын
You're really pushing your luck with the whole 'hey mate' thing😂
@mandygray12695 ай бұрын
You drink from the can before you smell the shit did it taste nice at 12.15 hahaha Mandingo (here mate) love it
@Piblochinstar5 ай бұрын
Love this guy,he's a man of my own heart great videos love em from a Salford lad mandingo your the salt of the earth 👌👍🫶
@marykavanagh5735 ай бұрын
Another brilliant stealth camp.chris you are a legend man.hiv victim and human mud .u had me so paranoid I could nearly smell it myself.dustbin and big bird well say no more.keep being u mandingo.thats why we all love your videos.cant wait till Wed for smickerooni to join u.woo how makes complete sense mandingo.rights.👍
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
You know it makes total sense 👍
@ipaales75525 ай бұрын
Seaham Harbour bus station and the little paper shop.... absolutely stunk of piss 😂...all the best marra
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
I can still smell the harbour bus station now Gary marra ha ha 🤢🤣
@michaelcampbell26764 ай бұрын
A Bush mentioned and no " oh matron "😂...thanks for the video and laugh
@neilgandhi55655 ай бұрын
Another great vlog Chief Mandingo shame you had to throw out the can but hey but glad that you gave the whaskey a 9.2 that is a score a will definitely live with and sending you a whaskey is no problem mate I am just lucky to have a brother who lives within a 45 min drive of the whaskeys I have sent you and a sooper sister in law who is Scottish so now have to find some more to send you 😊😊😊
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
You know it makes total sense Neil mate and thanks very much my man friend 😉 👍
@DigitalUnderground75 ай бұрын
Canna wait for this like! Hope ya havent noticed a length of human cable next to ya tent Mandingo 😬
@craigjones94675 ай бұрын
Ahhhh my Sunday dose of Chris chatting shit while also campin in it 😂 best thing on KZbin by far
@Adam-zh4hm5 ай бұрын
Just a day late 😂
@craigjones94675 ай бұрын
@@Adam-zh4hm spent most of the day yesterday travelling so had an early night lol
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
Too rights Craig mate 👍
@jillypants91354 ай бұрын
Absolutely crying at this video on my Blotathon. "bot mud" funny as owt!!! I have missed watching these over last couple of months. Brilliant 🤣🤣 #shites 💩
@jasonhutch8904 ай бұрын
Great story Chris in the words of Hank Carson you know how to tell em. 😂😂
@SMASHdemo4 ай бұрын
you have to make 'story time with blot' a thing now!!!! poor dustbin 🤣
@EzmeJayne4 ай бұрын
Another great video, and we love it when we see a longer video. More Mandingo the better, talk as much shite as you like we'll sit and watch every second of it 😂 no complaints from us if the video goes over an hour. 👍🏻
@Whattadafeq4 ай бұрын
Cracking vid, absolutely hilarious, my number 1 favourite channel on youtube by miles.
@218colin15 ай бұрын
Can’t wait looking forward to to the world famous turd review.
@MindyerownBusiness-s4d4 ай бұрын
Went to match Sarurday (as swfc supporter) had some good craic with mackems and mentioned your channel- you are well known and held in good regard and affection indeed. Viva Blot! Viva the way of the mandingo!
@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW4 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching mate, much appreciated 👍
@mikeglenn79065 ай бұрын
Another grand adventure. Thank God you didn't tromp in the shite while setting up the tent. Maybe the can incident will be a good prep this Wednesday when the little Schmick drops a load in the old dingo sleeping bag at 3 in the AM. Capital video. Thank you.
@ohimesama75 ай бұрын
Oh my lordy, that was a good one! I laughed so much. The shite (and why did you keep sniffing your fingers and can AHAHAHAHA). loved your college story too. You are awesome 👌
@jaymcottier53804 ай бұрын
Its great to see Mick back, champion..
@darrelallard4 ай бұрын
I LMAO , I went back for another laugh . Like 3 times . Got shite on me candingo . Hilarious
@OldPinkBoots4 ай бұрын
You had me in histerics with the poo. Why did you keep touching your nose 👃 😂
@JohnnyCoops-ty9wm5 ай бұрын
Chris, just love your shows Mandingo down to earth and a propa grin. 👍
@davidlong83164 ай бұрын
Love your story about Dustbin and Big Bird. Hilarious but also somehow poignant.
@slaznum15 ай бұрын
When you mentioned about your beer, it made me think of Eddie Murphy from the 80s talking about when he was a kid he could drop his ice cream and a pile of sh1t and still eat it😂😂😂
@user-nv3kv2ir8s4 ай бұрын
Mick is a big good man we love him ur a good friend to be there for him thank you Bonnie Dozier calera al
@stuinchains5 ай бұрын
This week on the Blot Stealth camp, I'm camping in a crack heads bog 😂 you are the Hero we need RICE