Steamed Hams but All of the Lies are True and All of the Truths are False

You might need a flowchart for this one.

[@legoworld246]

"You call steamed clams "ruined roast"?" "Yes, it's a 🎵crazy explanation🎶" That killed me

[@cameronspencer9619]

“Uh-huh. Eh, what 🎵 _crazy explanation?”_ 🎵

[@cardboardking577]

Ohhh well that was 🎵🎶 LAME🎶🎵

[@somerobloxdude3699]

"GOOD LORD! WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE!?" "Fire! 🧓"

[@SerAbiotico]

If the truths are false, then Skinner shouldn't be an odd fellow.

[@MrShellVaant]

66 likes

[@B3Band]

Someone needs help distinguishing facts from opinions.

[@harribo2005x]

But he told the truth, which was false.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Chalmers shouldn't have made it despite his directions

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

But he can't steam a good ham. D:

[@HyLion]

"Seymour, the house is on Aurora Borealis" "No, mother. Its just FIRE"

[@Nash1t0]

"No mother you're just high."

[@harribo2005x]

I'm calling 999, because my house is on Aurora Borealis!

[@generallyconcerned3352]

Lmao

[@harribo2005x]

That's a classic, isn't it?

[@armandoblanco-naranjo1208]

Why does that sound like a drug? XD

[@zoewells3160]

I understood this video a lot better when I realised the gimmick could be more simply explained as “Steamed Hams but Skinner lies to make himself look worse”.

[@WOKEchair]

Yes

[@Aflay1]

I think the gimmick is tricking the user into believing one gimmick just to hit us with something actually so ridiculous that we aren't even mad about it.

[@EarthAnother]

Steamed hams but in parallel dimension

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

"yes, it's a crazy explanation." "Uh huh, what crazy explanation?" "It's a regional dialect"

[@leociresi4292]

The steamed clams look gross!🤣

[@beaniebloo]

"No no, I said 'fast food'! That's what i call ruined roast" Sounds like some social commentary

[@bilbobaggins6223]

Beanie B0yy 2deep

[@harribo2005x]

He calls grilled clams Steamed Clams, he calls steamed clams Ruined Roast and he calls ruined roast Fast Food.

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

600th

[@Michi_Exiled]

- Seymor! The house is on aurora borealis! - No Mother, it's just fire How reassuring

[@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy]

Where I'm from, people who say they are on LSD say they are on Aurora Borealis. It's a...regional dialect" lol

[@Solibrae]

Skinner is too modest and doesn't want Chalmers to know he made the delightful steamed clams.

[@Heckandback]

Seymour! The house is on Aurora Borealis!

[@engineergaming7407]

new drug?

[@harribo2005x]

No mother, it's just fire.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

1:10 *stretching calves intensifies*

[@Thefent30]

The Ultimate McNugget Nagi Do You Meant To Say Rubbing His Penis? lol

[@fuzzbone]

you're everywhere

[@diobrando6245]

stretching my ass on the windowsill

[@Danielsbigfish]

2:09 ah well, that was L A M E

[@TDRR_Gamez]

Oh! That isn't steam, it's smoke, smoke from the ruined roast we're having. MMMMMM Ruined roast!

[@harribo2005x]

I thought we were having fast food.

[@Ixarus6713]

I thought we were having steamed grilled?" "Ho ho no! That's what I can crusty clams!" "You call crusty clams, steamed grilled?" "It's a regional dialect." "Uhuh from what region?" "Central New York" "Well I'm from Albany and ive never heard the phrase 'steamed grilled'" "Oh not in Albany no, it's a Utica expression." "Yes and you call them steamed despite the fact they are obviously ruined." "Uh.. uhm u.. excuse me for one second..." "Of course"

[@P_araps]

Yes! It's a *_CRAZY EXPLAINATION._*

[@tiki5430]

Ehh. What CRAZY EXPLAINATION?

[@generically.watched]

Uhhhhh it's a regional dialect.

[@thezonecube6863]

Really?

[@dbmd9915]

*Parappa Paraps*

[@harribo2005x]

@@thezonecube6863 Well, I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase, “It’s a regional dialect.”

[@greatone10]

How is this even taking place if Chalmers making it despite Seymour's directions is false?

[@CayenneGaramonde]

Seymour's directions were bad but he was not lying when giving them to Chalmers.

[@harribo2005x]

The lie is true. The truth is false. Skinner tells the truth, which means Chalmers gets lost. He's a much odder fellow than he was.

[@gbcontolini]

A wizard did it.

[@Steve606_]

skinner's house is where the directions would be but chalmers has the "correct" direction so they were just as bad in this scenario

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

he did not make it DESPITE skinners directions. he made it BECAUSE of them. they were so bad it kept him off of the mugging paths.

[@HORRIOR1]

I expected this episode to start: Chalmers: "Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions." Moe: "Who the Hell are you?"

[@michaelgoff4504]

So Seymour doesn't hope that Chalmers is prepared for an unforgettable luncheon?

[@zorkindustries]

No, and also it's not Chalmers at all in the scene with him, as Chalmers didn't make it due to Seymour's directions. In fact, Seymour isn't there either, because every time Not-Chalmers calls him "Seymour" it has to be a false statement.

[@mertensiam3384]

​@@zorkindustries It can't be that since this isn't technically Seymour if we take that one episode as canon

[@nababben7990]

"Mmmmmmm ruined roast"

[@harribo2005x]

I thought we were having fast food.

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

​@harribo2005x No, no, I said ''fast food''.

[@Superkuh2]

It's marginally acceptable to not have the fire truck ending since it was actually the aurora borealis. But something analogous, like tourists arrive to watch the aurora, would be nice.

[@asthemoon8296]

"Good Lord, what is happening in there?!" "Fire!" That legit had me rolling. Good job 😂

[@JunKazamaFan]

Stretching one's calves on the windowsill is the solution to all of life's biggest problems.

[@pootispenser5089]

"Krusty Clam" really doesn't sound like a restaurant I'd want to go to.

[@alanaflynn8878]

I LOST it at the aurora borealis music.

[@probotpixelz7278]

Ikr?

[@EPL762]

Wow! I didn't know fire was only available somewhere in North America in the afternoon and in the Skinner kitchen.

[@barbara-annemcgregor1769]

Teacher: the test won’t be confusing The test:

[@코미디]

1:09 You just legally killed a man. I'm dying of laughter.

[@leomacuco]

@Commenter in a Box That does'nt make sense.

[@TomasAguaTomasMate]

The aurora borealis did not stay in the kitchen, but occupied the whole house, in short, miracles of astronomy

[@kylew121]

This edit is a really good one, dense with edits. Love the sentence mixing with the song as well as just different people's voices; that made it a lot funnier in my opinion. 1:25 - "Yes! It's a ~crazy explanation~" caught me by surprise.

[@banny6705]

1:07 Chalmers: You call ruined roast fast food?

[@harribo2005x]

Yes, it’s a crazy explanation.

[@njd834]

This needs more attention

[@fuzzbone]

But the truths are false so it doesn’t

[@MaxRideWizardLord]

The house is on aurora borealis? that must be hell of a drug.

[@music-channel69]

Drug buyers: Where can i get it?

[@probotpixelz7278]

I love how near at the end of the video Seymour is trying to hide the aurora borealis.

[@amyp.burresq.3673]

If all truths are false, Chalmers shouldn't have made it despite skinner's amazing directions.

[@khajiitfemale1556]

2:30 (Skinners Mom) *SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON* (Skinner) *Aurora Borealis!*

[@mr.s1d590]

2 things The only Fast Food I think is Ruined Roast is the stuff at McDonalds And Skinner: *sees the Aurora Borealis in his kitchen* Also Skinner: "Well that was *LAME* "

[@Idiotic45]

0:48 "Just Perches Fast Fast Food And Disguised It As My Own Cooking"

[@SKyrim190]

"Well, Seymour, I've made it...despite your directions" *vanishes*

[@Lexyvil]

At 0:06, if "Well Seymour, I made it", it should've been "Well Seymour, I haven't made it" for being false right? Anywho, that Aurora Borealis edit in the kitchen was great xD

[@eviljoel]

I don't know what to believe anymore.

[@singleplayermoments]

This has got to be the best one! 🤣 I could barely make it through it, I was laughing so much!

[@Arkiasis]

Mmmm ruined roast!

[@yeahjj]

memes are my drugs i get high from this meme

[@imperialguardsman135]

This is by far the most insane version I've seen

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

"i thought we were having fastfood" "oh no, were having fastfood" i think skinner was the one who truely needed his medication.

[@FutureAbe]

This one is completely insane and I love it

[@danielk9067]

Okay so some of these are really skillfully edited and incredible, this one however for some reason is my new favorite and by far the funniest.

[@deez6683]

1:09 the clip speaks for itself

[@oliversherman2414]

"No mother, it's just FIRE"

[@arkle519]

"It's a regional dialect." "What region?" "It's my own expression." So it's an idiolect.

[@코미디]

Ummm *RUINED* Roast...

[@cloudycanine9682]

Chalmers reacts to fire as if it’s something that doesn’t occur naturally or frequently in their world

[@Speed-TV]

"Seymour, the house is on aroura borealis" That sounds like a dangerous drug

[@jjbrenner1842]

0:23 but what if I were to stretch my calves on the window sill😂

[@Trashproductions2]

JJISSOAWESOME Brenner Oh ho ho delightful Seymore

[@wingsonthebus]

I know I'm 5 years late but this is the most creative Steamed Hams I've seen in a long time, well done

[@christyshowlive]

I laughed too hard at “That was LAME.”

[@long_strong8843]

0:23 "what I’d I were to stretch my calves on the windowsill" 😂

[@DonutMaster56]

I was planning on making this, only to find out that a 1.5 year-old one has already been made

[@5050TM]

The Aurora borealis bit at the end really got me 😂😂

[@aeroleo-music]

i dont know why but seymour screaming FIRE in his mom's voice is just so funny to me

[@eugenezhitnikov]

Oh egods! My clams are steamed!

[@PurpleBroadcast]

I like when their voices change to say a different word such as "crazy explanation" "fire" and "aurora borealis"

[@cardboardking577]

"ruined roast"

[@DJ-gu1kf]

Patented krusty clams *Ooold fast food recipe*

[@mrnewton86]

Sounds like something from Spongebob

[@johnt3606]

You've unlocked the: Good Ending

[@Aflay1]

Oh god *actual aurora borealis*

[@AnkhInfinitus]

Right away, I see that Chalmers actually did make it despite Skinner's directions.

[@Victor0176_]

- you know these clams are quite similar to the one they have at Krusty clam - oh oh oh Yes! patented Krust clam ooold _fast food_ recipe!

[@kitana_kennedy]

I thought we were having fast food *No I said fast food*

[@long_strong8843]

I laughed every time they said "ruined roast" in the way Skinner said it

[@long_strong8843]

2:17 so funny hearing them say "fire!" in Skinner's mother's voice

[@CarltheJTandPFFan2024]

Krusty Clam? Krusty Klam?! KRUSTY KRAB!?!

[@tinsel6483]

"Seymour! The house is on *aurora borealis* " I don't really know what to say about that

[@apieceoftoast768]

if the truths are false, then Chalmers would've never made it.

[@Sammeep02]

FIRE! At this time of year, At this time of day....

[@harribo2005x]

If all of the truths are false, then the clams wouldn’t be grilled.

[@gagetv2922]

Steamed hams but it’s Opposite Day.

[@long_strong8843]

2:33 I like how Seymour am his mother switched voices for a second there

[@jamesfrost2032]

Didn't know an Aurora Borealis had smoke 😀

[@emperorpierogi9772]

Guess it's clouds

[@entity5279]

man this is really hard to keep up with when you're baked

[@Vojife]

I love how they mimic each other's voices

[@CyanSoCalico]

*yaaawn!* Well, that was ✨🎵LAME🎵✨

[@long_strong8843]

2:10 "Ahhh! Well, that was 🎵lame🎶"

[@BigWesProductions]

M Y C L A M S A R E S T E A M E D

[@cardboardking577]

Oh egads!

[@rinoz47]

crusty clam is not fun to deal with

[@KoolMutualAids]

Just ask my ex wife!

[@errorbirdesther]

I knew krusty clams sounded like a std

[@ryqueezy6327]

In that case the truths would stay true because all lies are true. But then the lies, which at this point are true, would be a lie because all truths are false, all lies are true, so on. It’s a rabbit hole and spiral that goes on infinitely.

[@AquaFan1998]

So skinner didnt hope that charlmers wasnt prepared for an unforgettable luncheon

[@thestarwarsguy1821]

Krusty Clams 😂😂😂😂

[@Robbie06261995]

The fucking noise the aurora borealis makes has me in stitches!!!

[@gromblereal]

if all the thruths are false then charmers wouldn’t even have made it, despite his directions

[@tarikeld11]

1:10 the way he's really doing these exercises 😂

[@13thvarebel16]

Memes aside, did anyone else think that Chalmers' drawn-out yelling of Seymour's name was a little over-the-top for just seeing him with his leg up on the windowsill?

[@dertery8724]

He most likely heard him talking to himself about how he was going to disguise fast food as his own cooking and so was furious, but then decided just to play along with Skinner’s lies.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Chalmers completely caught seymour off guard by claiming he grilled clams

[@RakeV8]

"but what if... i were toSTRETCHMYCALVES on the window sill?"

[@rockeroller]

This is soooooo good!

[@akostoth9389]

Favorites: "That isn't steam, it's smoke, somoke of the ruined roast we're having. Mmmmmm! Ruined roast!" 1:09 *Seymour starts to stretch his a**e* "Yes and you call them steamed clams despite the fact they're obviously grilled" (if chalmers would said hams instead of grilled it would have been funnier, but that's good too xD)

[@jamielishbrook2384]

SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON. Aurora borealis No mother its just FIRE!

[@spanghzcom6602]

1:04 he's not wrong, fast food is terrible

[@wondermanp15]

*“OH EGADS!* My clams are steamed! 👍”

[@guitarguyakathedoofwarrior8160]

God this must’ve been been a real mind fuck to make.

[@long_strong8843]

1:00 "Mmm! Ruined roast!" 😂

[@TcheQ]

Fucking lost it at 1:15 with the crappiness of the animation. Bravo.

[@taMeska]

Chalmers proceeded to forget the Luncheon