Steamed Hams, but it's dubbed by memory in one take on my phone during my lunch break in my car.

I had to export this 11 times because of visual glitches that didn't show up in the preview, and eventually resorted to recording the preview and overlaying that over the glitched parts.

[@toothpastemanreal]

I've never watched The Simpsons. Edit: Before you comment, be aware that I have already heard that many people are saddened that I did not sing, nor did I make a fire truck noise. This is of course a completely valid criticism/opinion, just be aware that it has already been said many times before. (I'm going to have an aneurism I swear to god.)

[@YASYTU]

Give this man a TV!

[@losaicos]

this is just criminal. sick dub btw

[@This_handle]

Still to this day?

[@StupidCommenterYT]

thank you for the info toothpaste man

[@mayhair]

Well for me, Steamed Hams is the first Simpsons clip I've seen. Since then I have seen more bits and pieces from the show and like two full episodes, but that's it.

[@pisse3000]

You know, these voices are quite similar to the ones they do on the Simpsons

[@_-Lx-_]

Oohhhoh noo, Patented ToothpasteMan voice, old family acting recipe.

[@scj6693]

for “steamed hams”?

[@epicepicmk]

Yes!

[@Brixster]

⁠@@scj6693And you call them original voices despite the fact they're obviously dubbed

[@PhenomenalJec]

​@@Brixsterye...y'know....one thing I shou.....s'cuse me for one second

[@GoTeamScotch]

The inflection of the voices is what elevates this from a good steamed ham to a great steamed ham.

[@YASYTU]

It embiggens the performance.

[@oz_jones]

Patented toothpaste hams. Old family recipe

[@RDS_Armwrestling]

You know, this voice acting is quite similar to the voice actors you can hear on episodes of the Simpsons. Hahaha no no, patented "Toothpaste man" voice, old family recipe.

[@therunawaykid6523]

⁠@@YASYTU”a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man”

[@jamiec2138]

Excellent regional dialects

[@Pollieanna]

This literally sounds like someone acting out the storyboard, the fact that it's an almost perfect recreation this is like one of the best Hams ever Steamed

[@toothpastemanreal]

holi shih pom knee

[@Ozzy622]

HOLY CRAP LOIS ITS POMPOM FROM AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL!!1!1!1!1!1!1!

[@clockwork3494]

I love how this feels like the "behind the scenes" rough draft for the episode being explained to the actual VA's for Superintendent Chalmers and Skinner before they begin their recording session in the booths, just put over the actual animation from the episode. The voices were spot on too, holy shit lol

[@chrisrockett5897]

Yeah, I got that same vibe

[@BierBart12]

Especially with him explaining some of the scenes

[@basicallysnake]

I think the only thing that could have made this sound even more like an early take would be if Skinner said “Dinner” instead of “Luncheon”, but that wasn’t the point

[@grmpf]

I was expecting this to be good, but not in a "shockingly accurate" kind of way. I loved the dry explanations of what they're doing during the parts with no dialogue, too.

[@cara-seyun]

Feels like how the writers describe the scene

[@nthgth]

​@@cara-seyunyeah, feels kinda like we have some special DVD feature enabled, pretty cool

[@FlosBlog]

Steamed Hams, but it's dubbed by memory in one take on my phone while I wait to get diagnosed for autism

[@toothpastemanreal]

You're not wrong.

[@yourmum69_420]

I feel like an autistic guy would've actually remembered all the words properly

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@yourmum69_420 Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and if that don't work, mansplain, manspread, malewife.

[@tim..indeed]

I got good news for you, you don't have to wait for the diagnosis.

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@tim..indeed kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGaciod8nK5njqc

[@Pingijno]

Well, toothpaste man, you're an odd fellow but I must say, you dub a good seymour

[@bigborse]

TOOTHPASTE MAN, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

[@essixthefalcon8657]

No mother, it's just the northern lights

[@therunawaykid6523]

And Super Nintendo charmers, mrs Seymour

[@tannerdodge6029]

I have this meme so engrained in my head, anytime I think or want to say 'yes' I want to say it like Seymour does

[@toothpastemanreal]

Unequivocally superb.

[@1261A]

thank god i thought i was the only one

[@puggietaur]

this may be the most relatable comment i've ever seen. for a while that was the "yes" that played in my head whenever i typed out yes and i couldn't remember where it was from

[@could_possiblybe_thane07echo]

SAMEEE

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmm]

i so often find myself being like "may i see it?"

[@agiar2000]

I can't explain why, but the ending with "- the Simpsons skit, that I have memorized." just sent me into hysterics.

[@toothpastemanreal]

Subliminal messaging.

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Me too.

[@djungelskog9581]

Its a cry for help

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@djungelskog9581 help

[@WeakJoke]

​@@toothpastemanrealIt's just the northern lights.

[@hotelmario510]

My secret talent is being able to recite this entire bit from memory like Rain Man reciting "Who's On First".

[@therunawaykid6523]

Before even seeing this video I was tempted to upload myself doing a terribly dubbed version of steamed hams but the voices would be nowhere near as good as these are…

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@therunawaykid6523 Like I've told other commenters: Chalmer's voice is in the back of the nose. Skinner's voice is at the bottom of the throat. Most of my content is largely derivative and low-effort, there is nothing new under the sun so go out and have some fun.

[@enkidoodoo]

​@@toothpastemanrealI tried this and now I believe we all have Seymour and Chalmers in ourselves

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

​@@toothpastemanreal I just tried your advice on the technique for doing their voices as you described, and you're totally right! I just improved my impersonations of both characters 3-fold, which is still poor, because I was never any good to begin with, but yeah... spot on!

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

@@toothpastemanreal What the fuck why does this work.

[@miked5163]

You fucking nailed the “aurora borealis” most important part of the clip

[@RomeinG.1918]

Can't believe you missed the single frame of the firetruck from the original clip at the end.

[@yourmum69_420]

that's what I'm saying

[@themilkman6969]

@@yourmum69_420 no im saying that

[@Metrocysh]

​@@themilkman6969No! I am!

[@emperormegaman3856]

You know this Steamed Ham dub is quite similar to the one they have in the Simpsons.

[@MikeSparksMusic]

No no no! Patented cellphone dialogue!

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

​@@MikeSparksMusicOld channel content!

[@emperormegaman3856]

@@TrueLadyEvilChan For Steamed hams dubs?

[@P.CL33T]

@@emperormegaman3856 … … I Uh- yes!

[@rigboy1234]

Yes and you call It old channel concept despite the fact It’s obviously recent

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

This sounds like a storyboard pitch.

[@glenmorrison8080]

If society ever collapsed and we lost the actual clip, this guy could preserve it in its entirety in a verbal tradition.

[@toothpastemanreal]

One day I will die.

[@glenmorrison8080]

@@toothpastemanreal But not before you teach disciples who can beget more disciples and beget more disciples...

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@glenmorrison8080 Steamed hams apostolic succession of bishops.

[@beesinpyjamas9617]

this is how oral history works

[@caligusto]

The occasional descriptions 💀💀

[@toothpastemanreal]

Yeah, It was a recording that I was sending to my friend and I don't think they had seen the original at that time.

[@mh123_yt]

2:24 SEE MOUR, THE HAUSE IS ON FIYARRR!!! fucking killed me

[@toothpastemanreal]

In my head she always becomes very southern despite the reality of her actual voice.

[@PowdergameFan18]

Critically speaking, 96 out of 100. The only thing off was the exact pauses in and between each line. Call it the talking/resting speed. The intonations and emphasis matching HOW they speak is just *mwah*. Nobody ever does this right on anything, Im overjoyed at how well done this is!

[@yourmum69_420]

he also added "certainly" and "down" and missed the fire engine

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@yourmum69_420 I actually didn't notice that I had added those two words until I read your comment just now. Also yes I know about the fire engine.

[@brendancskinner]

​@yourmum69_420 There's no "erm" after "isometric exercise" either.

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@brendancskinner You are correct.

[@vantablackecho]

The best part is him vocalizing the transitions

[@StarkMaximum]

Ahh yes, the GBA video version of this episode. So nostalgic!

[@bocolatebhipbookie]

this is way more competently made than i assumed it was gonna be

[@toothpastemanreal]

I would rather be underestimated than overestimated. Thank you for watching!

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

this is what watching clips of shows were like in 2010 on youtube

[@nayuki-rn]

when they were recorded in front of a TV haha

[@jeb8981]

you do rather good impressions

[@ErnestoStaccolanana]

but you're an odd fellow

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@ErnestoStaccolananabut he does dub a good steamed ham meme

[@DanTehBro]

I found myself forgetting it was dubbed at some points lol. Excellent work

[@user-nd7rg5er5g]

Your impresssions are of course fantastic and sound just like the characters, but also your memory is photographic lmao.

[@toothpastemanreal]

No my memory is average, I've just re-watched it a lot and recited it a lot before the sitting in which I recorded this, but I appreciate the compliment.

[@nothayley]

@@toothpastemanreal I didn't realize you were doing this without being able to see the skit until about halfway through. That's really impressive.

[@boxylemons7961]

holy fuck for someone who's never watched the simpsons your skinner impression is spot on

[@thisxgreatxdecay]

I like how your Chalmers gets more accurate as the video goes on like you were finding your groove with him, while your Seymour is near perfect throughout.

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

The way he nailed "calves" is just beautiful.

[@Andre-ih8rv]

This is a really good voice acting for a try done by memory, I saw dozens of diffirent versions of steamed hams and I would still miss out on half of the text

[@spacedoutmar]

it feels like you dug up a tape of a take of the original, voices are spot on! perfectly cromulent

[@kourii]

The Skinner voice is really good

[@SaltyCryptidZ]

the impressions are so good down to inflections this is like steamed hams from a dream

[@CammieRacing]

The ''YES'' from Seymour is just perfect.

[@_Ike]

This is bizzarely incredible. ONE take?? Dude you absolutely nailed it. Your impressions are perfect.

[@thespeedyyoshi]

You should DEFINITELY be a voice actor. Like, DANGGGGGGG

[@toothpastemanreal]

If doing voices were a job it would take all the fun out of doing voices, but I appreciate the sentiment.

[@Croft64]

​@@toothpastemanreal can confirm, some VA briefs can be terribly dull, even if you're doing fun voices. I've had fun doing it freelance on Fiverr though (at risk of this comment sounding like an ad...)

[@menghis7286]

​@@toothpastemanrealProZD seems to have fun with it

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@menghis7286 I could SQUASH you little tiny baby man.

[@DanielsG]

This sounds like a radio recording, nicely done!

[@MikeSparksMusic]

Definitely giving off AM radio vibes

[@soda1496]

"And then he runs out of the house and goes to Krusty Burger" Ah yes, the Snyder Cut

[@charlesbarkson]

I watched this before seeing the title, no click bait and a decent voice over. Solid video

[@Kain_cee]

"Isometric exercise, _mmmm,_ care to join me?" That killed me.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Sometimes I forget why this scene became such a meme Then I rewatch it

[@queru1ous]

Mad respect for knowing it by heart, I too watched its edits so many times that I can recite it any time even tho I watched the original episode only once many years ago xD

[@literallyafishhook]

why does this feel like it was recorded in the 1920s

[@literallyafishhook]

i feel like i must clarify that i absolutely love the vibe

[@DMAOZO]

If I walked past a parked car and someone was in there reciting this bit to themselves I might die

[@toothpastemanreal]

You might.

[@xtremexavier4822]

For a quick runthrough from memory, you got the inflections down pat. And your Skinner voice is bang on the money-genuinely sounds like his actor doing a first take.

[@fujiwaranovari]

Delightfully devilish Seymouuuurrr~ 🎶

[@rohan1864]

I thought the same thing

[@Gaz66d]

I can tell which parts the timing is off because the clip had to be sped up and slowed down to fit the timing of the recording which makes me think that the voice Recording was done on the fly from memory without watching a screen to follow the lip flaps or show the duration of the transitions- therefore, This is actually top tier.

[@toothpastemanreal]

Yeah exactly. That's what it is.

[@woolzem]

Steamed hams explains the universe in so many ways. It's giving me existential dread

[@strangefishman7635]

well toothpaste man, you are an odd fellow, but i must say... you do some good impressions

[@captaineldeezee1336]

What a personal feat, to have memorized Steamed Hams.

[@Huvpalto]

>Makes a perfect dub >"comes back with SANDWICHES" Still, perfect job man

[@AndGoatz04]

100% accuracy, even in naration

[@talljesuschrist]

Steamed Hams is one of the greatest things to have ever happened to the Internet.

[@dxvdvss3252]

You're a legend for doing this haha. I'm impressed you got all the inflections and tones spot on, it's not just memorising the lines.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

i dont know why the "Then he runs out of the..... house" cracked me up so much 😂

[@konapepe]

About 30 seconds in I completely forgot it was a voiceover

[@Gh0st9323]

That was truly an unforgettable luncheon

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

Sometimes, the pitch is even spot on. Like when Skinner discovers that his roast is ruined. The inhale has the exact same tonality

[@Roflstab]

I’m floored by how good your impressions actually sound

[@nerdatello]

i clicked on this expecting it to be a joke and to laugh but you genuinely did incredible, kudos to you!!! :0 ESPECIALLY for one take holy shit

[@jeffystreet]

I plan on re-doing my own dub of it for the one year anniversary of mine, so honestly I think this kinda helps me figure out how to make my voice sound closer to their *actual* voices.

[@toothpastemanreal]

Chalmer's voice is in the back of your nasal cavity and you can sometimes feel a bit of air come out of your nose as you do it, Skinner's voice is in the bottom of the throat with your nasal cavity cut off air-wise. Hopefully that helps.

[@jeffystreet]

@@toothpastemanreal I think it does somewhat, thank you!

[@MiyaMam948]

I appreciate the closed caption narration. Really helpful for the impaired. What a helpful human with good memory

[@antantantant2]

this is genuinely my favourite steamed hams video. thank you so much

[@joshm7335]

Someone hire this man for this top-notch voice-acting.

[@pineapplepizza27]

Skiiiinner with his crazy explanations, the superintendent's gonna need his medication, when he hears skinners lame exaggerations there'll be trouble in town tonight

[@bigearl1624]

Steamed Hams cover?!

[@bawbbawbins]

halfway through i forgot that i was watching a voiceover because the voices are genuinely convincing enough to pass

[@PrixtoTNT]

When Seymour started speaking my jaw dropped. Genuinely didn't expect it to be that similar LOL

[@EDoyl]

The real delight of this is realising as I watch it that I have also inadvertently memorized Steamed Hams.

[@LiaThePenguinologist]

it really feels like the voices get better and better as it goes on until theyre basically perfect

[@andymcclurg9916]

This sounds like if 'steamed hams' were made into a DS game

[@theelitecreeper581]

anytime me or my brother says yes to something we start reciting the entirety of steamed hams like this

[@mooj269]

how are the impressions so good this is incredible . you got almost every single vocal inflection

[@MrKneeBeeYT]

The fact that you have this entire thing memorized.

[@toothpastemanreal]

That is a fact, you are correct. :D

[@mudlark4099]

This was very much worth my time. Very happy, video just as advertised! 🍔

[@AiRsTrIkExXzZ]

The seymour voice is practically perfect 😂

[@DashCollector]

The impressions on display here are absolutely phenomenal. The acting is superb, and I hope you have an Amazing day. But I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!

[@focusonthepie]

Even the eating noises. This is talent

[@CapnDucki]

I don't know how steamed hams memes are still going, but damn this is art.

[@ruthkatz1998]

Get you a man who has memorized steamed hams

[@nevinmyers1245]

Bro read the stage directions 💀

[@pengabob]

Idk why I thought that watching this was a good use of my time but... Here I am. 👍

[@tobers_j]

This is amazing, it has increased my quality of life

[@doodadoodoo]

no one: Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play:

[@gunner6849]

As someone with perfect pitch, oh my god even that is accurate most of the time

[@Shark20167]

This popped up in my recommendation today, and i’m so glad it did

[@emeraldaly7646]

The voices are shockingly good

[@Pvkasz]

Man 10 seconds in and I had conpletely forgot this was a dub done with a phone lmao

[@neonredhex]

Even when making descriptions of their actions, you sound almost exactly like Seymour. You were just naturally blessed with a Simpsons voice.

[@toothpastemanreal]

I personally don't see it but that's okay, thank you for watching!

[@Joseph_D_Mama]

I never realized how much Skinner’s mom sounds like Towelie from South Park

[@darrylmac6150]

This is just. It's spot on, the voices and everything. It was like watching the scene, only through a plastic cup. Fantastic

[@roland.w]

"Steamed Hams, but compressed so it can play on a Nintendo DS" By the way you got Skinner's voice spot on!

[@Haffy442]

How could you skip the song?

[@toothpastemanreal]

Didn't feel like it.

[@justanotherguy1122]

​@@toothpastemanrealThat's fair.

[@medichampion328]

​@@toothpastemanrealSo you have seen The Simpsons to know there was a song...

[@toothpastemanreal]

@@medichampion328 I've seen Steamed Hams memes quite a bit. No I have not watched the show.

[@DrCoconuttt]

This is the only time I’ve watched this video all the way through…

[@Haaambuurger]

The cadence was perfect

[@josias2510]

At a certain point, for a long second I forgot this was not the original dub. Good job.

[@schkoopdawhoop7885]

The voices are so close to perfect

[@splatjam64]

I smell another steamed hams revival coming soon

[@natman2939]

Really nailed Skinner. Both really.

[@lindseydejesus1877]

this hit the algorithm. not sure what i did to deserve it being recommended to be but here i am