Steamed Hams but it's on Postal 2

Just released it today. Get it here:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
And yeah, this is not the only way to complete this mod. Check by yourself! ;)

[@jakobgustafsson7898]

I almost expected Seymour to start peeing on the fire after Chalmers left

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

same

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Well, his mother was in the room and that would've been rude.

[@KianGaming09]

Now the flowers will grow...

[@boyaintright5858]

Agnes: "Seymour! The house is on fire!" Seymour: *"You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!"*

[@targetshades2320]

"Hi there! Would you like an unforgettable luncheon?"

[@theelegantassassin1174]

Would you please have my unforgettable luncheon?

[@Swagat_Mishra]

@@theelegantassassin1174 ... Okay, I guess that sounds pretty good.

[@mememan1552]

Is it bad that I've read that with the postal dude saying that in my head?

[@targetshades2320]

@@mememan1552 You've got voices in your head? Jk no that was my intent.

[@ennieminymoo6675]

"No way you freaking pinko!"

[@P0150Ngmod]

Skinner: I hope you are prepared for unforgettable luncheon! Woman: *proceeds to scream in terror*

[@BLIGHTROT666]

The detail that Skinner picks up the shotgun before answering the door will never not be amusing to me.

[@ranchdressing]

And people say video games can't be an art form.

[@spoohater6949]

Postal 2 is a piece of art

[@Monochrome_Monoboy]

@@spoohater6949thank god it wasnt postal three, am i right?

[@crimsog6872]

@@Monochrome_Monoboy yeah..

[@discoreposession]

@@Monochrome_Monoboythere is no postal 3, there was just paradise lost right?

[@Monochrome_Monoboy]

@@discoreposession .. how do we tell ‘em?

[@DeadPollo]

"i hope you are prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" *runs away in terror, probably a vegan*

[@triledink]

its so well made i could mistake it for something that running with scissors actually made.

[@Nullianak]

Thanks cv11

[@kittycat1376]

I was expecting a very long waiting line, just like Postals always does

[@jasonvoorhees4236]

Seymour, The House is on Fire! "Don't Worry, i'll piss then."

[@bolzerr]

seymour sounds exactly like the postal dude

[@DJL3G3ND]

yeah 0:56 really surprised me, I never noticed before

[@Toastoffire100]

Well KeshaFilm, you are an odd fellow, but I must say: you made a good mod

[@TheBoringViber]

Youre my favorite Postal 2 modder :)

[@KeshaFilm]

Awww

[@rigel_starr]

How did I miss that for 2 years? This is fucking amazing!

[@KeshaFilm]

Never too late.

[@AceD500]

You Know, These Hamburgers Are Quite Similar To The Ones The Have At Krotchy Burgers

[@o03aTmE0o]

I don't know you but what you just have done. It was gorgeous... I Love your work! Thank you making a shit day way more better.

[@KeshaFilm]

Aww, I'm so glad to hear that!

[@napalmkitty6686]

0/10 didnt make postal skinner wait an ungodly amount of time in line for his burger

[@KeshaFilm]

Bla

[@kingcrimson3039]

I am here because of Civvie11. But I stayed for the good animation

[@JustVanilla200]

Funnily enough, this is how a friend of mine showed me Postal 2 and how I got introduced to the postal series.

[@KeshaFilm]

That's awesome to know!

[@stevefromlatvia79]

My roast it ruined Roast: *burning infected cows head that makes everyone puke*

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

Come to think of it, Seymour sounds like the Postal Dude

[@mile9314]

Good effort. You steam a good ham.

[@gamercop2148]

Seymour: “I hope your prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!” Random Woman: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@LegendarySparantus]

Awesome video. The camera movements when Seymour talks crack me up xD, the " Mmmmmh" and the " Aaaaahhhh that was wonderful " ones are very funny

[@DJL3G3ND]

I actually play games like this all the time even singleplayer, it makes it so much more fun somehow

[@ThePkhoury10]

“Drop kicks chalmers for his crack pipes”

[@Rex-nm2ys]

Dude, that was amazingly done!

[@catalystl]

I thought this mod was really good since it ran with the idea of making steamed hams like Postal 2 withe the funny choices you can make and somewhat open world map. Also I broke out of bounds by jumping on a cactus and I found Chalmers near a house. What's up with that? Also I dont think you should fix breaking out of bounds because it doesnt make the mod unplayable but just gives you more fun stuff to do.

[@KeshaFilm]

Nice finding :D Chalmers is staying on this place and waiting for executing his scripted sequence. When it's finally happening, he's just teleporting outta this place to home and doing his thing.

[@catalystl]

@@KeshaFilm That's what I was guessing but it's still nice to know. I know this mod is old but I think it would be cool if you got different text on the end screen if you managed to kill both Agnes and Chalmers which I also did with grenades. Overall, I really enjoyed the thing regardless.

[@KeshaFilm]

@@catalystl In first release, you was able to kill them both in time without any problems, since I've planned to include a result for such double kill. I tried, really tried. And I'm sure that I did everything right, but it won't work for some reason, you're still getting the same result as if you killed Chalmers only. So I gave up and made an end screen appearing right when you killed Chalmers or Agnes.

[@hindenpeter1]

Why is is this so made so well, it's perfect

[@KeshaFilm]

Because I made it.

[@eyeblech2001]

Oh my god, this is perfect. I wonder if there's steamed hams in doom now

[@judydodd3673]

>hears doorbell >Immediately grabs shotgun

[@DaNiLY]

This is extremely underrated

[@KeshaFilm]

Um, it's actually pretty good rated.

[@Saver310]

This dude made Steamed Hams in both Postal 1 and Postal 2

[@foxetheler6233]

This mod is so cool! My flatmate, his brother and I all share a mildly obsessive love for the Simpsons, so finding this last night was incredibly amusing 😂

[@KeshaFilm]

Haha, great to know, folks! Thanks!

[@ByteDeity]

2 of my favorite things! Thank you!

[@saudade347]

Frankly this has better scripting and polish than the actual Postal games lol

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

Oh, ye gods! My cow's head is ruined!

[@IkerPineapple]

awesome dude, amazing quality

[@KeshaFilm]

Thanks!

[@KingdomRepublic]

This was Spectacular! I can't imagine the amount of time and effort it took you Great job i subscribed

[@KeshaFilm]

I'm kinda late with the answer, but, it took a 1 week.

[@KingdomRepublic]

@KeshaFilm it took you just 1 week to make that quality video but over a *YEAR* to reply to me 🤣🤣

[@KeshaFilm]

@@KingdomRepublic Yeah, Sonic The Hedgehog never was my favorite character.

[@KingdomRepublic]

@KeshaFilm OK, but what does sonic has to do with any of this here? 🤔

[@KeshaFilm]

@@KingdomRepublic Sonic always mocked me that I'm too slow.

[@Amialythis]

Wow. I never would have expected to see this.

[@andamdaman]

Очень оригинальная адаптация знаменитого мема. Браво)

[@tomas1726]

Woah this looks good!

[@Zolega89]

Unforgetable video!

[@MartianV2GG]

I like this video thanks for making it

[@syn-theo6749]

Good God this is glorious.

[@LoffysDomain]

Job well done!

[@G0REX94]

Mike J must see this! You are a fucking genius.

[@daugintas1]

wow i didnt know there was so amazing maps

[@gunnarretarderad6866]

Amazing animation

[@Ike12]

The best campaign

[@JetInAJar]

This is incredible

[@daftchap]

This is amazing

[@thescience_team]

This is pretty cool

[@mr_flava]

Awesome!!

[@manicboyman534]

this is very surreal

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

Now, i wanna see the bad ending.

[@davidbaguetta127]

This will never get old

[@happysebas1185]

I was expecting PETA protesters to shoot up the place as soon as you got the Steamed Hams

[@lucashernandez7951]

I was waiting for the old shotgun headshot...

[@Exon2004]

Crazy mission.

[@phasmidd107]

Always wanted to see this from Skinner's pov

[@TVindustries5000]

wouldve been nice to have edited in the map screen with the sticky note with objectives but still really well done

[@KeshaFilm]

Scene on 0:54 is the map screen.

[@julessam8725]

OK THAT ONE IS THE BEST

[@snootie69420]

The isometric part fits well especially for postal 1

[@KeshaFilm]

What isometric part?

[@snootie69420]

@@KeshaFilm he says isometric exercise

[@danyukhin]

i fucking love this meme

[@Prawcin]

Insane

[@sirok6951]

It's.. SO COOL!!

[@latbat58]

Wow

[@aoitomato1638]

art

[@JohnSinatra88]

Perfect

[@rustyshackleford7200]

Uhh what is this 2:09 Milkshake? not Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage?? boy I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder

[@cough_sneeze]

He does kinda sound like postal dude

[@spoohater6949]

Mod or not This is too good

[@White_Tiger93]

how did the npc putting the wine on the bucket?! is that custom anims mod or original postal anims

[@KeshaFilm]

Nope, it's a weapon in his hand that getting destroyed right when he's placing that bottle.

[@scrungusoftheink1855]

i want a skinners model, it just needs to happen

[@myakkyyy]

nice

[@CriminalMacabre]

disturbing that there isn't an attack from radical vegans or something

[@TimDimNuderu]

thank you, kanye

[@KeshaFilm]

Kanye?

[@TimDimNuderu]

West.

[@HydraSpectre1138]

He is Taylor Swift’s worst nightmare.

[@opshredderytp]

Why is 47 from Hitman in Postal 2

[@boblob3509]

Lol this is good

[@artemismiron4525]

Офигенная адаптация одного из моментов Симпсонов. Браво! Кстати, а будут ещё подобные карты от вашего авторства?

[@KeshaFilm]

Сомневаюсь. Моддинг на Postal 2 - та еще порнуха. С одной стороны я рад, что я прошарен настолько, чтобы избегать различных проблем, но порой все зависит вовсе не от скилла.

[@westinmcleod]

This is fuckin epic 😂

[@EngineerTeamFortress2]

Yeah so you call it steam hams despite it obviously being postal

[@poopwarrior1930]

Which game should i wishlist? Postal 3 or postal 4 or postal 2?

[@KeshaFilm]

Postal 2 ofc.

[@epicmanpog7846]

Postal 3? What is that?

[@tupack361]

it not working for me :(

[@nemanja54pchead39]

Lmao i oince completed this on postal difficulty with no kills.

[@xsydneyxruidosx]

Superintendent 40oz

[@realmofmealm5207]

Шо там с Get JinxED One More Time для postal 2 ?

[@KeshaFilm]

Хорошо пошутил.

[@realmofmealm5207]

...

[@KeshaFilm]

@@realmofmealm5207 серьезно, а на какой ответ ты рассчитывал? Если бы хотя бы полностью посмотрел то самое видео про GJOMT на Postal 2, то возможно бы понял, что я отменил разработку еще давно.

[@KeshaFilm]

@@realmofmealm5207 MENT SVALI OTSUDA BLJAD

[@tupack361]

ok unrelated but how do u get postal 2 to work on a macbook air

[@KeshaFilm]

Err, Im not using it.

[@tupack361]

@@KeshaFilm o ok

[@KeshaFilm]

@@tupack361 btw my friend was launching it on Air without any troubles.

[@tupack361]

@@KeshaFilm It just worked and nice mod ima download it

[@GoneSoonHopefully]

#freecivvie

[@linuxtuxvolds5917]

Good lord

[@delroku]

Wew

[@simonhenriksson4800]

Yo this lacked so much attention