Half-Life - Scientist Fear

Part of my Half-Life Fact Files series: • Half-Life Fact Files
This installment of Half-Life miscellany takes a look at the pusillanimous reactions of Black Mesa's men of science. In other words, a bunch of cowardly nerds.
Music: Half-Life 2 (Kelly Bailey) - Triple Entanglement

[@MarphitimusBlackimus]

In honor of a million views, here's the image of Walter expressing fear in lossless 1080p: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1P2VnRpgI7B8kpR-j7-nvJtHUtDj1hxij

[@MarkedPD]

Hello

[@jayfischer5431]

Congrats, you hit 1,000,000 views

[@simulping4371]

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[@dermoker6092]

loud

[@MarkedPD]

Hold on my comment was NO And now its hello? Wait is youtube watching me

[@alec6117]

"I believe this will make for a notable paper, don't you?" "Shut up!"

[@MavsFromMars]

*NO PLEASE*

[@999dunkins]

*I'm getting out of here!* *Wargh*

[@grimmerjxcts2206]

Need your profile picture

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Those two lines matched up way too perfectly

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Noah Boucher I think that profile picture is Combine Advisor with Breen’s face on it LOL

[@Complete_Stranger7050]

scientist last words before death: *STAPH, EUGH, AAUUUGH, STAPH*

[@megab528]

UAACK STAHP! GAAH! GACK! NOO! UAACK!

[@jenniferkilgore1555]

the scientists last word before death NO!

[@prakharmishra5583]

You forgot my favourite: *OH DEAR!*

[@IDHLEB]

DARGH

[@Redferno]

I feel powerful for changing the number of likes from 999 to 1K.

[@frostbot75readaboutsection53]

3:44 **Successfully sneaks past a monster** **Yelps loudly right after**

[@baconboiiscoolandnice]

why are you using ø

[@frostbot75readaboutsection53]

no u

[@frostbot75readaboutsection53]

no u get bruhhed on

[@claw1012]

@@frostbot75readaboutsection53 H a h a f u n n y n o u X D D D D D D

[@lossycompressed]

@@frostbot75readaboutsection53 are you a fucking kid that goes comment to comment spewing your dumb shit

[@andrewarnold2450]

"I believe this will make for a notable paper, don't you?" "Shut up."

[@BraixenKartzem]

(Kills the one who said "Shut up")

[@sebherolight8058]

NO PLEASE!

[@jake.lee.]

@@BraixenKartzem not you again

[@jermfanaccount]

i love how they'll just insult eachother every now and then, its really funny to me

[@IsmailofeRegime]

1998 me: "God damn it, stupid AI scientist saying 'this is as far as I go' because of some minor obstacle." 2018 me: "Holy shit, the scientist AI is brilliant."

[@martboran8364]

Olum bu oyunun botlarının değerini 2020 de anlayacağımız aklıma gelmezdi

[@hasdkoi]

@@martboran8364 wtf

[@hanseldsilva2393]

@@martboran8364 no habla Espanol, amigo

[@rena8215]

@@hanseldsilva2393 I really hope you don't actually think that's spanish.

[@hanseldsilva2393]

@@rena8215 what? Don't be silly! Everyone knows that's Russian

[@soywater]

*Scientist sees alien, screams, alien doesn't hear him screaming*

[@olzhas1one755]

Crane Plays they probably are deaf

[@polaski421]

besides this helmet-like shell on their heads covers everything but their face, so likely they can't hear

[@gilbertgottfried6013]

lol or just maybe he is using developer tools to prevent the alien from reacting til provoked...

[@shiroyasha7324]

Crane Plays yup

[@Fr4ncM]

They are from space and in space no one can hear you scream, duh!

[@magdigagdogdo]

4:34 "The Scientist will choose to abandon the player." -"Why are you leaving me here?"

[@BenersantheBread]

@@scoutgaming3272 No, it is "leaving." It's one of their lines for when you tell them to stop following you.

[@tallguy8719]

cuz he's smarter and we suck at games and he knows it

[@ThatSpaceMann]

“NO! EUEGH! STAHP!”

[@jonathanjoestar3713]

That was actually Gordon saying that

[@armintje818]

Jonathan Joestar no

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

6:06 I like how walter's just standing there screaming when the zombie's standing there like "yo wassup"

[@itwontcomeout5678]

The Tree Demoknight he starts dancing in front of him hahahaha

[@emil.soderholm]

The Tree Demoknight I would be kinda scared too if a zombie came up to my face and just stood there

[@Felipe_Castilho]

@@emil.soderholm yeah its worse than actually attacking you, because that is something you are expectating.

[@fluskeroni]

The zombie be like: 1738.. Ay.. Im like hey wassup hello.

[@scientist_einstien02dotmdl69]

just wanna verify this, in this game, is he isaac keiner or walter?

[@RobloxSugarFanta]

ngl, i actually feel genuinely bad for the scientists when they are in fear.

[@ByakurenEnjoyer]

i don't G O R D O N AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@sauceman5273]

Nice Houston picture.

[@mike7DILFLUVR]

robensate tbh me too. Like think about it, they're down in the ground with no possible way to escape

[@AlyphRat]

I like the way that they speak, obviously they are adults, but the way that they speak is kinda 'juvenile'... it's funny to me.

[@staryoshi06]

+Taluigi Basically stereotypical scientists.

[@TheRealGears]

2:30 scientist: *turns to camera* Sci: "just another Monday at Black Mesa." *Sienfild outro*

[@Extreme11]

Patrick Rapan I wish it were Sunday

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Underrated comment

[@LegendarySparantus]

" Sienfild " lol

[@astromemes1952]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5-zeHp6jLaAp80

[@Stryfe52]

“Just another day for the Science Team; Ehehhahehhahahahah!!!”

[@KelfisTheRobot]

2:11 Most iconic fear phrase

[@TheRandomRager]

It looks like he's practicing his punches or something lmao

[@fawfulbenivictor5556]

"With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team" Isn't Gordon an MIT graduate?

[@ryanhopf8324]

Yes he is

[@sulejmaniapologist]

That line fits more in Opposing Force.

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

An MIT graduate with a shotgun

[@louiitrains]

Doesn't mean he can't be jacked as FUCK dude

[@thetrashmann8140]

it's implied that he does jack shit at Black Mesa so, who knows

[@Mrcryptidsarereal]

I love how you recorded the behavior in the Questionable Ethics lab.

[@RekoTheProducer]

Thicky you need better things to say edit:the guy changed his name

[@ionizedbeam8089]

G0OFY this is a KZbin comments section you can say whatever you want

[@halopro8958]

Questionable Ethics indeed

[@clairvoyantamnesiac9770]

fukin awesome

[@udhi_gn3893]

Wrong! 'Questionable ethics' is the chapter name of the game, not the lab. The lab where this chapter takes place is 'advanced biological research lab'

[@AlyMar1994]

Fun Fact for 5:10 -- If I recall, if you hurt a scientist (or damage another in a scientist's presence), if you put "developer 1" in console, the console will output messages to the scientist's status, such as: "I'm not following you, you evil person!" I've noticed it in HL:S, too.

[@AleksanderDrako]

AlyMar1994 Really? I have activate this command all the time, and I just thought it's just a part of the normal game.

[@TDRR_Gamez]

He might also say "you monster!" or at least it's like this in Xash.

[@AlyMar1994]

Yes, that's another one!

[@hermindabolo3156]

.

[@ketch10]

Herminda Bolo DoT.........

[@snowycoffee3609]

3:48 That scream scared the absolute hell out of me.

[@crispylizard8295]

Same

[@munkegutz6264]

Agreed

[@4yjbc5e7f9b7]

lol

[@CheeseYourself]

"They run to a hiding spot, where they will silently cower out of sight." Me when I see a bug

[@BraixenKartzem]

Lel, me too

[@elizabethkierere5806]

Lmao. Kill it.

[@0ccci]

@@elizabethkierere5806 What do I do if it is the size of a eraser?!

[@hib7295]

@@0ccci everything is flammable with the right fuel, just burn it... the house ofc not the poor bug

[@amebee709]

You're an impost- wait I've seen you before

[@ossewa3939]

*Shoots about 7 times* MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT?

[@AndyTandy]

LOL!

[@mysticclaw3801]

FireBrand Lol don’t be a dick

[@da_endleg3204]

@@ossewa3939 Sorry but you lost your like just like that

[@LordVader1094]

@@da_endleg3204 I'm curious as to what he said, he deleted it lol

[@da_endleg3204]

@@LordVader1094 You know, I forgot what it was. It was some kind of offensive insult

[@FPS.Games.Archiv]

Somehow I feel sorry for the poor little scientists.

[@qExAi5]

Yeah, me too. I tried to save them. Every single NPC of that game. I tried it.

[@Unknwn2you1]

Me too

[@furi7383]

@@Unknwn2you1 ı feel sorry for the some of the aliens too

[@rockingtundra2830]

HoFPG Hall of First Person Games Yeah, I feel ya. It’s so hard to bring myself to kill a Guard/Scientist. It for real makes me feel horrible.

[@PlayMorePlease]

I feel really bad for them as well. It’s sad seeing them die.

[@flashfilibuster5382]

Always felt bad watching these guys die. I know it's just 1's and 0's but they scream like real people.

[@rymle]

*"EUGH"*

[@NickJerrison]

*STAHP*

[@CKVanilla]

EAGH STAHP NO NO NO AAGHH STAPH

[@TealKuruma]

We could be 1s and 0s

[@themilkman6969]

We all try until we play Scientist Slaughterhouse.

[@averagespymain7784]

Misses 50 shots on a single zombie *MAN, DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT?*

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

Well, he's got infinite ammo

[@prakharmishra5583]

@@xyzzy-dv6te no he runs out

[@aldrichhf35]

I mean, killing a zombie is pretty good rather than killing no zombies at all

[@onigiri7722]

He tried, you gotta give him credit for that

[@DJL3G3ND]

3:48 *reaches safety "WAHAGH!"

[@yuikonnu5079]

1:21 "Scientist will exclaim in fear when spotted an enemy." *shows big ass xen* I would have scared shitless too

[@moneyman782]

Bowels = Emptied

[@NateTheTailor]

Scientists will exclaim in fear *i just wanna get out of this alive*

[@itwontcomeout5678]

I, too, like the big Ass Xen.

[@CKVanilla]

@@itwontcomeout5678 I mean xen is pretty big

[@phalanxHH]

NO I DON’T WANNA DIE!

[@keinebuhnefurgrune506]

5:16 "This is madness" *touches eyeballs through his thick glasses*

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

Or hes rubbing the glasses to see if hes seeing things

[@124Nightwing]

3:38 The scientist’s nervous walking animation is strangely adorable. It looks like he’s about to ask Gordon to Prom.

[@lambda-m1676]

Or dating advice, awkwardly

[@britneyhochman5204]

Awwww… I can’t not see that now! 🥲 Walter’s so sweet

[@TheXtrategaxd]

@@lambda-m1676 delete that

[@tamper2819]

“Dr. Freeman, uh.. I would like to ask you s-something. Will you g-go to prom with me?…”

[@SwagTinCommander]

@@lambda-m1676 they are fucking 50 or 70 years old who the fuck would he date? *AYO BRO THATS JUST FUCKED UP*

[@aheiiv]

*Why didn't scientist's screams become a gold source for all YTPs?*

[@Masterlegodude]

Heh, "gold source"

[@thecodingethan]

idk, but they became so popular in _funny_ mods.

[@nikos2777]

Multation ты же русский

[@DohTheEntertainer83]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m36sZWmea8Zgb6s

[@aheiiv]

gratz, you found the hidden joke!

[@blaze4109]

No video has the perfect thumbna-

[@The.Penguin98]

That scientist looks like doctor K(!?4lei+_(_(e- wait what? I'll just say it's someone familiar

[@itwontcomeout5678]

The Penguin I think you mean Dr. Kleiner lol, Pretty sure his appearance in Half Life 2 was intentionally based upon this scientist NPC skin.

[@Tarik360]

I can hear that thumbnail.

"I believe THIS would make for a notable paper, don't you?" - "Shut up." :(

[@bukachell]

Scientist 1: I believe, this will make for a notable paper, don't you? Scientist 2: *Shut up*

[@Endlesshorse64]

*shoots scientist 2*

[@froggydohdoggy5216]

Shut ap

[@Azfar90]

They might not be fear of anything if they don't wear those ridiculous ties..

[@doktawhawee9870]

WHY MUST WE WEAR THESE REDICULOUS TIES?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

bowties... ...are cool

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

Dokta Whawee “You wanna know why? I’ll tell ya why, it’s symbolic. Management wants you to know that you’re their dog, so you’re wearing their leash.” Thumbs up if you get it.

[@jozinek876]

Azfar90 - A2ZGames - WHYDOWEALLHAVETOWEARTHESERIDICULOUSTIES

[@TheCompleteMental]

Hey, I dont afraid of anything as well!

[@happymations7166]

although this game is 20 years old i still feel a bit of emotion for the characters

[@aarontheperson6867]

i try to save every scientist i see

[@chenn2749]

I did a run saving everybody, I put scientists in each group with at least one guard, I care a bit too much about my little bois.

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@chenn2749 same man

[@chenn2749]

@AaronThePerson Good to see the science bois are safe

[@coolwalterbennett7805]

i almost died to a bullsquid but luckily i came across Gordon at that moment

[@McShaggswell]

[Successfully sneaks past an enemy and is now in the clear] Scientist: UUAHH!

[@yamstree2454]

6:00 Every horror movie, ever

[@Jancias]

DARGH HEUGH STAPH NOO DARGH OHH UHH NOO STAY BACK GORDEEEN AAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

[@Kheuxy]

I seem to be wounded, but i can keep going.

[@LinxFox]

Let me take care of that wound for you.

[@grapejuice5294]

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

[@LinxFox]

No!, do you know if leptons are really compound particles?. Frekin donuts!. (Freeman's Mind Quote)

[@leeshkah]

Fascinating!

[@thevichox07]

0:55 Maaaan you see that shot

[@Architector_4]

MAaAhn, did you see that shot?!!?

[@moonradiation8965]

Nope.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Target range is gonna pay off today!

[@DinnerForkTongue]

I sure did. You missed the last one.

[@r8them84]

~Random Barney following me after he shoots the dead alien grunt that I killed

[@seagullboy11]

0:52 Barney: *shoots a zombie in the stomach 5 times at 3 feet away* "Man, did you see that shot?"

[@jollabang9564]

3:43 "Come on now, we can sneak past him, he's not even looki-" *AGH.. NO... oh my...*

[@MarphitimusBlackimus]

The blinking video is in the works.

[@Dabadi4834]

MarphitimusBlackimus good to see you :)

[@antond12312]

MarphitimusBlackimus Blinking video...?

[@thecodingethan]

Several entities in Half-Life blink their eyes. But what's interesting is the great diversity of systems ysed to govern this blinking. So, let's discuss this.

[@theobserver4214]

MarphitimusBlackimus Does this involve the PS2 port? The models there had blinking, though I believe it was done as an animation (the blinking was manually done by putting it in all of the idle animations, instead of it being natural, like Source engine games)

[@TheGmodParty]

MarphitimusBlackimus i like how he might be telling the truth

[@BiggieCheese]

Ahhh~ Oh Dear No~ *_Wouldn't you like to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?_*

[@Bananappleboy]

**abruptly kills him with a shotgun**

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

STAHP can you access the mail server?

[@artificialintelligence8328]

A scientist's job is never done...

[@magdigagdogdo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMMA DIE

[@joaquingonzalez834]

do you know who ate all the donuts?

[@SalsaE621]

6:07 *scientist*- get back! oh my. AAH! *strange noises* *zombie*- wtf

[@rvc7468]

He just wants to know where the cafeteria is

[@randompersonontheinternet3735]

@@rvc7468 he want to know where the bathroom is lol

[@prakharmishra5583]

Polite zombie lol

[@jenniffersantiago730]

They're adorable.

[@ivan55599]

[No scientists were harmed while making this video]

[@radioactiva3095]

ivan55599 then explain dis 5:06

[@BluestSoldier]

It was actually a nerf. And the scientist just passed out by the scare :b

[@Eiphory]

@@radioactiva3095 is pining for the fjords

[@destrodevil6975]

*nerf guns*

[@metalbane9861]

@@destrodevil6975 *it's NERF oR NOthIng*

[@calypsokiosko9067]

And to think a game released in 1998 has more diverse AI than most shooters today.

[@celeb909h6]

Yea lol.

[@naoyanaraharjo4693]

David Wessel when a so called AAA game get beaten by a dev is 1st game on every aspect thats horrible

[@meatbeatmania]

Da vendetta no not really it kinda depends on what game there making half life was all about the ai and story with gameplay second where most aaa games focus on gameplay before ai and story

[@B1SCOOP]

That's how you differentiate game studios led by enthusiasts vs ones led by accountants.

[@naoyanaraharjo4693]

hells illusions C A L L O F D U T Y/battlefield Thats the game(SP)

[@KaiKindaGuy]

1998 AI: -Become startled when loud and scary noises play. -Yell in fear and run when spotting an enemy. -Locate a safe place to cower and hide, eventually calming down and returning to normal. -Special animations showing the AI's fear level when following the player. -Abandoning the player when its life is in danger, showing its desire to keep itself alive. -Shows shocked fear when betrayed by the player. -Beg for its life when cornered with no place to run. 2019 AI: -ME FOLLOW XD -ME SHOOT XD

[@rockythetrueone6201]

True

[@random_chance]

LMAOOO HE SAID BOOMER 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY 😂😂😂TELL IT AGAIN

[@OutlawedPoet]

@Zaktot1357 IM FUCKING DEAD BRO OMG ARE YOU A COMEDIC GENIUS WOW YOU SHOULD BECOME A COMEDIAN LMFAO SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE I HAVENT SEEN THAT BEEN USED 1000 TIMES JUST TO BE FUNNY XDDDDDDDD

[@altoid8512]

@@OutlawedPoet X-------D BENIS

[@long_chin_man]

2020 ai: keanu reeves always has aimbot

[@R4gsAMuffin]

3:48 Jesus Christ, that sudden scream startled me

[@s3ntey844]

Are you insane? Stop attacking, immediately!

[@saithfeed511]

my god what are you doing!

[@czarnakoza9697]

DAH

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Why are you leaving me here?

[@willianghstz9174]

NO I DONT WANNA TO DIE Scientist-2018

[@EmperorPrinc3]

Pripyat #Ghostz 1998*

[@jiraffe9600]

Pripyat #Ghostz 200X*

[@khemiraivoweon3436]

Te apuesto 1 like que hablas español >:v

[@LambdaShitpostHeaven]

Machista opressor

[@decuno1663]

Fuck off commie

[@AC3electrosphere]

FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPEN THE SILO DOOR! THEY'RE COMING FOR US; IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!

[@Mecha_Machinehog1]

OH MY GOD WE’RE DOOMED! **runs into trip mine and dies**

[@prakharmishra5583]

I remember that scene... I got so pissed when they killed all the scientists

[@D2Davis]

​@@Mecha_Machinehog1 funny enough that scientist is SCRIPTED to die at that spot. If you shoot the trip mine before it can hurt the scientist he will just fall over and die. it's quite amusing.

[@AC3electrosphere]

@Mcdonalds Yogurt Hope you're enjoying the ride

[@D2Davis]

@Some guy while yeah this is true it's not exactly intentional game design, but I guess neither was blowing up the tripmine.

[@morganjack18]

Imagine a full facility of these, all running in unison to the same area of safety.

[@9seed.]

I think you forgot that if the player pulls out a snark, scientists cower.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

9seed Beneath my feet as their new savior. Gorman Fordwoman.

[@AdamBorseti]

To this day, I have yet to hear anyone "daaaarrrrgghh" in pain.

[@agiwithaname3192]

3:38 Oh my God, that’s actually kind of cute, tbh. :o

[@Nangleator22]

I want to believe voice artists repeat their iconic lines in public. While shopping, walking down the street, in waiting rooms...

[@arcticridge]

20 years later and we're still finding out how awesome the ai is

[@gongagunka3018]

the url has aLyx in it therefore this is a hl2 video

[@arch9stanton]

gongagunka ep 53. ep 3. half life 3 cancelled confirmed

[@cheff4529]

so the URL Inspector is doing their job.

[@milford9733]

holy shit

[@Silverchapp]

Seriously?

[@thenightstalker4410]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l33cqWyomLKdqMU

[@jermfanaccount]

1:55 Walter cry,,, i'm sad now :(

[@vadiks20032]

2:26 when you are staying in the corridor while lesson is happening and you suddenly see your math teacher

[@arisaka233]

4:37 imagine being that scientist.. i'd crap my pants lol

[@mags247]

6:23 *Damn Walter, It was about to kill you and you want to get a blood sample?*

[@weene875]

Scientists: _Screaming in terror_ Barney: *Man, you see that shot?*

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

4:45 Alien: f*** yes! Chicken tonight!

[@halopro8958]

“NOH!”

[@isomericgamer6644]

Half life 2 also have that fear behavior it applies to every unarmed NPC.

[@isomericgamer6644]

Silver oof

[@Dimon12321]

Silver What is STAHP?

[@isomericgamer6644]

Dimon12321 STAHP! NO! Its in their pain sounds they yell "STOP" but it comes out as STAHP!

[@LifeIsPain878]

Silver no they just say "Reload Dr. Freeman!"

[@isomericgamer6644]

Arisha Sheikh yeah there's that do scientists do that? Ha..

[@DoritoMcDew]

Thanks for giving us the facts we never thought we wanted, Marphy

[@CutePuppy351]

DoritoMcDew Well why not? It's interesting. Nobody has ever actually looked at these in detail.

[@jozinek876]

DoritoMcDew yeh, it's nice that Marph's dissecting the hell out of one of my favourite games ;)

[@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook]

Great video, and great channel. But sadly people look at this video and proceed to circle jerk modern military games. Most of them literally using techniques similar to this.

[@spinach5995]

2:10 NO I DON'T WANNA DIE! *violently starts boxing*

[@MrKillJoy200]

-“I’ve killed...ten...dumb-ass scientists; and not one of them bothered to fight back! This sucks!”

[@nuv2987]

4:58 That was funny but I've never seen or heard it before.

[@roddydykes7053]

1:28 pretty calm exclamation

[@Boooo]

I appreciate the use of the cut "displays of fear" animations through the video even after showcasing them

[@ethanbudlong718]

That is insane Punishment 5:05

[@PantMal]

Here's an interesting detail I noticed while watching this: For those who are wondering why the scientist runs away in fear in 5:09 and not in 1:04, it's because if Gordon kills a friendly NPC the AI system of the scientist recognizes Gordon as an enemy. So basically the scientist reacts as if he saw an enemy like the Alien Grunt.

[@AmBush2048]

*S T A P H* On a serious note, I always thought that scientists only covered their ears from the gunfire

[@DFFilmmaker]

"Man did you see that shot" says after missing 3 magazines

[@DFFilmmaker]

@Dywix yes

[@Cyberjoker14]

An angry scientist disliked this video.

[@DMZK44]

half life, gacha life... me: really?

[@captainkeyes9913]

"you are completely wrong"

[@The.Penguin98]

That there is a non-fan of doctor kleiner because there is no clue that ain't him with the voice and the look

[@vee9933]

5:02

[@meathead6155]

6:08 Headcrab Zombie: Excuse me sir, I'm looking for a bathroom. Did you know where it is? Black Mesa Scientist: (Panic) Headcrab Zombie: Look, I'm trying to find a bathroom. Did you know where it is?

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

*gunshot*

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

Headcrab zombie urine and feces would be interesting to analyze

[@cupcakethesabertooth6802]

Headcrab zombie: **Gets shot**

[@jonathanwells223]

Meathead615 So that’s what he was saying? I thought he was trying to get me to sign up for google+.

[@BraixenKartzem]

HZ (Headcrab Zombie): _Gets perm banned from hl1 by scaring a player_ Don't tell me how did i get this idea

[@HenryMS]

03:47 my heart stopped for one secound

[@peterandreyev]

I was already scared of the alien and it's stomping noises, but when it began running, it freaked me out even more.

[@Sontaburetski]

3:48 his scream scared the crap out of me.

[@CLK944]

*No scientists were harmed in the making of this video*

[@jaralara6429]

About a hundred were in the gibbing video

[@Ysumbruh0]

@@jaralara6429 “gibbing” that’s a new one

[@jaralara6429]

@@Ysumbruh0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mp2rnoGXd5acg9k this is what I referred to

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

About a million lost their brawns, about a- *one.* Lost their brains! Now, only *one.* of the millions of scientists has brawns!

[@databaseinformacion4373]

HELP ME, GORDON!

[@tabby6431]

6:11 me seeing the exam questions

[@ConwayT91]

why would they cut so many cool features

[@DewaKrishna_]

Bas Feijen probably because they thought they'd be irrelevant due to how "minor" they actually are

[@matias19891]

Bas Feijen, Deadlines. The game was already delayed and I dont think they had enough time to polish it even more. Remember that the final game was completely different than the "original" half life.

[@dandominare]

Almost always because the feature is causing an unintended interaction somewhere and they don't have time to fix it, so they cut the feature instead.

[@AlyphRat]

Yeah, like Shadows for example.

[@staryoshi06]

I thought only one of these was cut. Or did I read it wrong?

[@Klarden]

"Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no."

[@ripleylok1447]

IS THIS A MOTHER FUCKING _what what in the robot_ REFERENCE?

[@DohEntertainment]

Gordon: Our house, in the middle of our street..... Scientist: 5:17

[@chrkrngl]

heh..., good one! :D

[@orangeboi3387]

This video should be named "basic human reactions to danger"

[@SleepyAdam]

I'd actually love to see a mod come out that patches all this cut content in.

[@Bolloxed]

STAPH - HAMMER TIME!

[@EvanJefferson1]

Bolloxed UGH CAN YOU "STAHP" COMMENTING

[@lukalackovic9059]

Nou!!!Staph!!!

[@olucaspc]

which one of the scientists lines is "HAMMER TIME!" ?

[@halfhawk718]

YOU!?

[@Bolloxed]

You sir, are a God

[@bhsdfa5997]

*Zombie looks* Scientis: "Stahp!" "doh" "Oh no!"

[@silikerYT]

6:27 "perhaps I overreacted"

[@Whomobile]

AHG NO STHAP NOOo ARH oh no

[@GalBiMan]

audio support

[@Samuello2024]

HRECH!

[@DamianDan23]

Ooh DeAr

[@loiez117]

Marhpy Video: Uploaded Jeans: Creamed

[@krenzzie7290]

ok

[@tonybanks2537]

Hotel: Trivago

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

These videos just make me appreciate Valve more. Strangely enough as graphics have gotten more realistic, touches of detail and actual signs of care have dissapeared. Maybe because back then it also took extreme effort to get something to look like this? Or is it that less companies have cared?

[@HOTD108_]

I wouldn't say the graphics are realistic, but they're still great. A lot of people would call graphics like this "bad" just because it's old, but I think there is a unique artistry to this style. I didn't grow up with these games so this isn't nostalgia talking, I genuinely believe this.

[@erikpng]

@@HOTD108_ same here. While I wasn't even born when this game came out, I became a huge fan anyway. The game isn't attempting to look as realistic as possible from what I see. It's pretty cartoony in places.

[@theman-wq5on]

as funny as it seems at first, it's realistic how terrified they get upon seeing an incromprehensible alien creature

[@Haxxer82]

5:30 why did I laugh?

[@LeanifyTV]

Marphy, I love you. No homo.

[@g.w.k.y6869]

I ship it

[@LeanifyTV]

I said no homo, so it's fine, right?

[@LeanifyTV]

Source?

[@adrianshephard4556]

When are you uploading Leanify?

[@mdzarifalhasan5707]

Maybe your girl IRL

[@Pooperz100]

0:26 the guard in the distance shooting for video purposes must be barney callhoun, since he is a badass

[@noriele7950]

gordon: those arent ropes! scientist: HELP ME GORDON!

[@yourlocalgremlin4857]

Look, Gordon, a rope! We can use these for big pits.

[@jonathancresswell-jones6725]

There was a great third-party mod mission where you have to escort two scientists to safety through the complex. Their fear/follow/panic behaviours made it...challenging. Like herding cats through a firefight.

[@frmnNnj]

6:57 “Sorry, I’m leaving now.”

[@-v0ltage-778]

Female-Assassin: Those dirty perverts! They won't get away with this! Scientist: *hold my casserole*

[@alterrapda9057]

donut*

[@explodinglamps2021]

River Liddell casserole*

[@alterrapda9057]

It is a donut cause scientists like donuts more.

[@gunny8633]

The casserole in the microwave tho

[@bostonian4650]

Wait why is the assassin upset?

[@sumo434]

I really like the background music for this series.