Steamed Hams but it's Twin Peaks: The Return

[@therealdavidcage4761]

Still can't believe Skinner fucked up the timeline by travelling back and saving the roast.

[@jerichobeach2967]

Nate Richards Charlie!

[@BMXFU]

lmaooooooo

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Nate Richards Best KZbin comment of the year

[@WandaThePanda]

This... is the steam... and this... is the ham. Chomp full... ...and descend. The clam is the white of the eyes... ...and dark within.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

"Eat my shorts?" "Eat my shorts?" "Eat my shorts?" (Grabs Skinner's head and crushes it in his hands) "Eat my shorts?" "Eat my shorts?" "Eat my shorts?"

[@Iloveyou-vw4rl]

Well done miss👍

[@riotthecha]

the scream and the lights going out still deeply unsettles me, even in Springfield. well done

[@treemasterbob]

Looks in mirror and sees Armin Tanzarin "Your still with me..... Thats good"

[@RoboBoddicker]

We are like the memer who memes and then lives inside the meme.

[@RiC_David]

Deserves a reply

[@eddiefraley]

RiC David acknowledgment deserves a reply

[@explodingnightmareproducti5612]

but who is the memer?

[@Ray_Beige]

we are like the steamer who steams and then lives inside the steam

[@paulMETLHED]

Skinner was always cool.

[@CesarJoseee]

Paul Black God Skinner is cool but he is so cool.

[@agentdcooperr]

I needed that STARRING KYLE MACLACHLAN font

[@johnmordecai2776]

Special Agent Dale Cooper It’s just Arial, italic

[@WatekFox]

We don't need it. We WANT it.

[@thecianinator]

I am the arm and I sound like this. ... "FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING, NOTHING AT ALL!"

[@pilotmemes]

The hams are not what they seem.

[@QuirkyShiny]

the hams are not what they steam?

[@capello5688]

Cooper: *yawns* Well that was delicious. Good times had by all. I'm pooped Windom Earl: Yes *Gasps* Good Lord what is that over there!? Cooper: The Black Lodge Windom Earl: The Black Lodge? At this time of day, in this part of the country, Localized entirely within that grove. Cooper: Yes Windom Earl: May I see it Cooper No

[@Iloveyou-vw4rl]

Couldn't have said it better myself 😊👍

[@thepickles8833]

"Seymour get two rides!"

[@arempy5836]

The Pickles I can't wait for Deadly Premonition: The Return

[@ethanlivemere1162]

My coffee told me about this! It never fails :)

[@LordQuadros]

Skinner: "Maybe I should buy some fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?" Chalmers: "SKINNER! How many times do I have to TELLLLLL YOOOOOUUUU?! THIS is what we DO in the PTA!"

[@charmicarmicat2981]

LordQuadros best comment fucking ever

[@jeffallen55]

CLAM-ZUH!?

[@Fluffyudders]

That ending is amazing work, great parody, even down to the reflected neon bar sign.

[@Saintnick90]

Dougie Skinner: "Hams."

[@Qwartinco80]

I was hoping you'd superimpose Skinner's face on the screen like in the finale lmao

[@MediaHose]

We live inside a meme

[@maximilianorunnacles4449]

But who's the memer?

[@SG-eh6nl]

I would have lost it if Seymour let him in and we saw the crazy abstract stuff from Part 8

[@SergioCastillo-pw9lp]

Well Seymour, you are and odd fellow but I must say....AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@DatBeastard]

Skinner, there's steam where you are going.

[@davidnfulero]

I've got good news! That meme you like is going to come back in style.

[@LSHSrandomness]

*Long Lynchian pause* ...What the hell?

[@samnexus]

Vicente Garcia an unforgetable lyncheon

[@Iloveyou-vw4rl]

"Diane, I'd like you to look into my pension. I'm interested in a piece of realty in Springfield in which I assume will be reasonably priced."

[@lonelychameleon3595]

*Superimposed Skinner* “We live inside a luncheon”

[@Randomlollis]

I think someone manufactured these hams

[@nervedamage3097]

Brilliant... I have no idea what is going on

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Rex Himself That's when you know they did a good job recreating TP The Return

[@Iloveyou-vw4rl]

Like that referencing. Homer watching Twin backs years ago

[@wildstrawberries7836]

I like to think Super Nintendo Chalmers as Major Briggs I like the Ike the Spike's theme music 😂

[@SteamPunkWillie64]

I'm imagining Skinner as Gordon Cole and Chalmers as Albert. Or the other way around I'm not sure.

[@vaclav4435]

"And last night I had another Edna Krabappel dream!"

[@MarcoKlammer]

The opening sequence and the end were cool.

[@NadavCuky]

The video quality blows my mind

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Nadav Cuky this is what happens when you rip straight from the Blu-ray instead of recording straight from KZbin like the rest of these broke Sons of Mother *_SEYMOURS!_*

[@Iloveyou-vw4rl]

Homer Simpson: The real inspiration for Dougie Jones

[@MrCaptainStuff]

What year is this?

[@Grinix0]

man its so chilling when she screams at the end. when you actually think about that scene, gives me chills and creeps me out a lot. reminds me of some nightmares i've had where you cant seem to escape whatever scary thing, you think you've moved on to another dream but the nightmare makes a cameo.

[@vikingsbball21]

Chalmers: What about the steamed hams? Skinner: I am the Steamed Hams

[@kaneki-ken96]

3:38 But I must say... Cooper: What year is this? Carrie/Laura: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[@owenreese2216]

“Good God what is happening in there?!” “It’s just something in the kitchen”

[@MediaHose]

It's a goddamn bad story, isn't it, Chalmers?

[@Archgeek0]

This meme is pretty overplayed, but this, the Gundam one, and maybe the Persona 4 one elevate it to some kind of demented art form.

[@DeclanCorey]

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow but I must say... *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@ElectroTherapyFTSoul]

I loved it. The scream, the long blank stares, and the atomic bomb music were brilliant touches. Although personally, I would have added some electric cackling and shaky cam.

[@TheDeliciousMystery]

Steam hams, and descend.

[@pnwmeditations]

This is by far the highest quality version I've seen.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Seymour sits in a chair in the middle of a room, the floor is checkered black and white, there are red velvet curtains framing the room. "SEemOr." "SEemOr." Seymour turns his head to the right. Chalmers stands next to him. "WelL SEemOr, I mADe eET, dEspITe yor DiErecShonS." ..."BuHT, i aHm nOuGHt reeAlLi Hhere." Chalmers pinches his left cheek and rips away his skin to reveal a void of brilliant white light shining out of his skull. He pulls his face back again. He smiles. "SEemOr, wHY Ees dere smOK comiNGg out ov yOr oVVen?" Seymour looks at Chalmers. "I don't understand." "YU mUst exchAnGe." Chalmers holds out his hand, he turns his palm downwards. Seymour looks at him and then to his hand in which is a tiny shovel, he turns his palm downwards, looking up at chalmers as if to get confirmation that he is doing it right. As he turns his palm upwards again the shovel has been replaced by a plate upon which is a hamburger. Chalmers smiles. "Old fAhmilEE Re-siPi." A tiny, quaint house materializes on the top of the brown meat. Seymour looks into the window, a female figure with two fleshy tumors on her cheeks is looking out at him. She waves. The house fades slowly into nothingness again. Chalmers opens his mouth wide, his eyes suddenly wild. He points with a straight arm at the door that now stands to the left and stares unblinkingly at it. "WaHt EEs hAppeNINg eEn deRe?" Seymour looks to the door. A quivering, disconcerting note plays. The camera begins next to Seymour's head and zooms slowly past, in towards the door, where orange light issues from the gaps. The note gets louder as the camera zooms in. "WaHt EEs hAppeNINg eEn deRe?" Seymour gets up from the chair and opens the door. In front of him is a void where giant elemental particles are flung aroung chaotically, colliding with one another in a blazing inferno. A giant sperm-like thing comes shooting out of the inferno and Seymour narrowly gets out of the doorway as it flies through. It smacks wetly into the red curtain on the other side of the room, where a coffin now fades into being. Seymour crosses the room, stepping awkwardly over the motionless sperm-thing on the floor, and opens the lid. He steps into a room with white tiled walls, a single lightbulb flickers with a cold, foreboding blue light. Seymour looks up into the ceiling where a strange nerve-like growth hangs. "Sssssseeeemor, the hhhoussssse issss on fire!" it wheezes. "Yooouuu mussssst assssisssst." Skinner pops out of existence. "Well, Armin, you are an odd fellow, but i must say: You steam a good ham" Armin stares blankly. "Armin? Are you... okay?" Armin stares blankly. "Well, maybe next time i'll invite you for dinner, huh?" Chalmers extends his hand. Armin stares blankly. "Myeeh." Chalmers turns around and walks off, he turns and looks at Armin. Armin stares blankly.

[@spacetitanium6180]

Now that is, excuse me- a damn good guest episode.

[@jarivk82]

Someone man-u-factured you...

[@diehounderdoggenalt]

Someone get on animating this aqap.

[@vitreo1363]

This.

[@rhubarbdude3347]

"This means we should......?" *_"yes"_*

[@DoogCast]

The only thing that's missing is there should have been one of those triangle things above krusty burger with that creepy guitar riff.

[@xtremereggae]

27 people didn't drink full and descend.

[@bobbleblob]

Steamed Peaks: The Unforgettable Luncheon

[@wheedler]

The third season really is the best.

[@lostuser1094]

wheedler it's flawed and I don't think it succeeds entirely in what it sets out to do (could have been mitigated by having like two or three other directors handling scripts written by Lynch and Frost) however it was the most consistently interesting thing I've ever seen on television. Was also funny as shit.

[@youdbettertube]

See I almost wish the opposite had happened--that Frost was the constant writer and Lynch, at least towards season's end, was more just the director. The few times this season I felt bored by the events happening on screen, the one saving grace was always Lynch's interesting direction, which can make even the most mundane interaction seem alluringly mysterious.

[@CesarJoseee]

hellraiser LYNCHED

[@Feck_Boi]

wheedler *The first season

[@Takeshi357]

It did kind of strike me as suffering from the usual comeback show problems; because there's no executive interference this time around, the creators are free to do pretty much whatever the hell they want, and that might not always be a good thing.

[@italex9093]

I-I've finally found it... the best KZbin video...

[@Neogeocortex]

Those steamed hams you like is gonna come back in style

[@jeffheintz2488]

You nailed it! Tp and the Simpsons are my 90s passions. And an awesome The Returned spoof!!

[@jennymuga5488]

[Ominous steamed whooshing]

[@cyberwriter21]

Sometimes I feel like I know her but my hams bend back

[@frogtossing6449]

I'M SCREAMING AAAAAHHHHH THIS IS SO PERFECT

[@StudioScarecrow]

fucking lost it at the scream

[@leonardkirke6357]

GOTTA HAM?!

[@mathieuleader8601]

Great soundtrack

[@krishnanspace]

Mathieu Leader All the tracks are from Twin peaks

[@mathieuleader8601]

its neat

[@rnbbexyjlobt]

what's the track at 1:33 and 2:08?

[@jakek1735]

I believe it's from either "The Bookhouse Boys" or "Night Life in Twin Peaks," both are on the soundtrack album for the original TV run of Twin Peaks.

[@rnbbexyjlobt]

it's not either of those but I also didn't find it when I skimmed through the soundtracks of seasons 1, 2, and 3, so I don't know what it is still. maybe I missed it

[@exciteddemonstrator9150]

Steamed garmonbozia

[@r.v.3540]

Who killed Lisa Simpson?

[@HauntFreak13]

R. V. She’s my cousin, but doesn’t she look exactly like Lisa Simpson?

[@charliehenry772]

I watched this while high, holy shit

[@hunterflower1]

By the way, this track at 1:42 is amazing

[@MediaHose]

It's Windswept by Johnny Jewel!

[@metalmugen]

**OMINOUS WHOOSHING**

[@tigerburn81]

The Simpsons are not what they seem.

[@caelicavideos]

A genius made this. A genius.

[@WatekFox]

*Skinner from present days :* I saw myself… I saw myself from long ago… in this very same house… listening to Mother screaming because of the fire there was… *Mrs Skinner (past) :* Seymour ! The house in on fire ! *Skinner :* That was the day Superintendant Chalmers ate steamed hams… and didn't ate steamed hams. *Chalmers (past) :* I thought we were having steamed clams. *Skinner (past) :* No. No. I said "Steamed hams". That's what I call hamburgers. *Chalmers (past) :* You call hamburgers "steamed hams" ? *Skinner (past) :* Yes. It's a regional dialect. *Skinner :* And while Chalmers was apparently eating steamed hams, he raised his arms, showed them to me and asked me : *Chalmers (past) :* You call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obvioulsy grilled. *Skinner :* Damn ! I hadn't remembered that ! Now this is something really interesting to think about...

[@davidlow862]

LOL! nicely done :)

[@adamwarlock2099]

Funny thing is. I’m watching Twin Peaks for the first time ever on Netflix. And I was alive when it was airing

[@queenbench3114]

Seymour, you know that ruining a roast is just a change. Goodnight, Seymour Goodnight, Mother

[@Coloradiohead]

"Got a Light?"

[@samonella8052]

how's maggie? how's maggie?

[@joelou]

Ladies and Gentlemen, THE most underrated channel on KZbin.

[@mirkostrokes5982]

That's great 😎🤣 PS. Badalamenti's music is a eternal masterpiece.

[@eddiefraley]

Love it. Good to see you back.

[@RiC_David]

Yrev good to see you again, old friend.

[@martinvalverde4493]

This is really well done. Thanks for doing it

[@tyyer]

Nothing could ever top this

[@rajavlitra]

This was uploaded on my birthday

[@abstract_tony]

starring Seymour Skinner

[@capello5688]

Bless you... *God bless you*

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I am like the steamer who dreams he is steaming hams...but who is the steamer?

[@coledoucette5116]

The hams are not what they steam

[@xmojojoeox]

This is amazing. So accurate

[@Fryg0tic]

The intro just makes me like It instantly

[@chellgarcia1851]

Don't forget to actually like the video! I've been trying to do that more often because I realized how many people don't give feedback :0 And this deserves my like, because I like it.

[@RestauracionMusical655]

Absolutely accurate

[@anthonysalemi373]

Mooother! (In the voice of Dougie Jones)

[@benjaminenders8762]

THE HAMS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

[@savvy140]

HELLO-O-O!

[@Nessus875]

This is brilliant.

[@saulbennett4677]

I don’t need those steamed hams, I want those steamed hams.

[@MediaHose]

That fucker Chalmers...

[@escobari]

Ralph has always been cool

[@MisterDoobs]

I'M IN THE KRUSTY BURGER I'M... I'M NOT ME

[@mitzij]

This is genius!

[@mooganify]

No character randomly jutting around for 10 minutes, 0/10 lol, but the ending was a nice touch, nice.

[@dorianleakey]

you could make a few of these, there are multiple directions for twin peaks the return and steamed hams.

[@NikoBellic069]

1:41 the face Seymour makes 😂

[@paulbarnhill6443]

Super Nintendo Chalmers is Major Briggs

[@Dharzjinion]

Allright, I just laughed my ass off :) Great work :)

[@GenoX1987]

Who is Armin Tamzarian!

[@saulbennett4677]

Hams.

[@bernardblack7870]

The hams are not what they steam.

[@VideosDeepFried]

clever edit

[@MaxRideWizardLord]

I'm just curious, where do you get the source of simpsons in such good quality?

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Probably the dvd lmao

[@The_Str4nger]

Homer is dead. Wrapped in plastic i.imgur.com/RLVZyop.jpg

[@lildeerling1992]

the steamed hams are not what they seem