Steamed Hams but it's voiced entirely by Amiga 500's text to speech function

[@magik4353]

man, this ai voice stuff is getting so realistic

[@se7enei8htnin97]

Yay Im 1k like

[@nicekeyboardalan6972]

​@@se7enei8htnin97 no ur not

[@lilnoggin7601]

​@@se7enei8htnin97 Stop the cap, you little kiddo.

[@NJtheawesome]

So immersive

[@maccaswam]

​@@se7enei8htnin97 thats cap

[@Valetravelgames]

1:53 the monotone "sip, sip, munch munch" made me burst in laughter

[@johnnytheyoungmaestro]

I almost spit my food out listening to that. 🤣

[@Kevinbarnaclejones.]

Me too

[@Fabboi_unl]

Good to know, that I am not the only one with that kind of humor. 🤣

[@MrFirecam]

So simple, so effective.

[@celisewillis]

It was a huge relief as someone with misophonia 😂 wish every Steamed Hams did this

[@GoliathGrowler]

You gotta love how hard it was for primitive text-to-speech programs to pronounce certain words. This video wouldn't have been half as funny otherwise.

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Most tech can’t even pronounce headache

[@Archimedes.5000]

Yeah, text-to speech has many issues with non-alphabetic languages

[@4rumani]

it could have made better sounds if he altered the spellings... like writing "deveeleesh" maybe

[@4rumani]

​@@Archimedes.5000 there's no such thing as a true "alphabetic language" almost all of the famous examples of them have irregularities in some places (ex: russian pronunciation is NOT regular)

[@user-qd7zb4wm9b]

@@4rumani what about finnish where there's a 1 to 1 letter to sound correspondence

[@purpledude1973]

"SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE" "NO MOTHER, IT'S JUST THE NORTHERN LIGHTS" MORTIS

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

What Is This A Reference To?.. Boisvert?..

[@VortexF]

​@@AssistantCoreAQI Faith the unholy Trinity

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

@@user-zd9yp7vg3m Ah Thank You, I Knew I Remembered It From Somewhere.

[@darwinhaubaghjr]

I'm going to war with the UNSPEAKABLE

[@niko5008]

MORTIS is from the c64 tts not amiga btw

[@ace94d]

The viciousness of the "N O" is perfect.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

2:50

[@Victor0176_]

**n o**

[@Valetravelgames]

0:49 the "SEEEEEEEEMURRRRRRRRRRRR" interrupting the jingle got me

[@budaroddy]

Aaahahhahaaaaa Eeeeeeeee im dying

[@nolongergabe]

S■■■■■■■■■•••••••••••

[@maestrofeli4259]

seeeeeemooooooor

[@McGoomba]

Nah it was more like s e e e e e e m o o o o e r

[@laminat0996]

0:53 "I was just stretching my BAAAAALS on the windowsill"

[@dolamskudoiski306]

oh yeah it does sound like that

[@nnaheim.]

🤣🤣

[@themissinfowar6629]

That was intentional OP! I’m on to you (Ò_Ō├┬┴┬┴

[@Deniil2000]

Section 1...

[@toppersundquist]

I had to listen to that ten times, I don't see how it could be anything else 😆

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

This is actually pretty impressive voice synthesizing considering the Amiga 500 came out in the 80’s.

[@WolfmanDude]

Imagine how mindblowing this must have been for someone in the 80s. At the time it was a novelty that computers could create sounds at all, let alone speech

[@chelonianegghead274]

For a home computer yes, but DECTalk had already come out in 1983 which, though primitive, did still sound significantly better. Though in fairness DECTalk ran on a dedicated hardware unit based on the 68K processor. Fun fact: it's actually the TTS that's emulated by the game Moonbase Alpha.

[@keesvdb]

Its still impressive for a all in one home computer

[@Foebane72]

​@@keesvdb It's appropriately impressive for the world's first true multimedia home computer, yes.

[@simonpreston]

@@WolfmanDude it was hours of entertainment.

[@NFITC1]

"h-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-lp!" It's been six minutes and I'm still laughing.

[@MadameSomnambule]

QUOTE-- steamed hams --UNQUOTE

[@smnoy23]

It can pronounce Krustyburger perfectly but not the word “recipe”.

[@TheropodHunter]

And Utica.

[@IceFire1800]

likely because it's probably a phonetic voice synth.

[@olegmoki]

reciep

[@JetFalcon710]

It also screwed up "devilish" and "calves"

[@MinusNC]

It’s a regional dialect

[@deer8071]

[QUOTE] STEAMED HAMS [UNQUOTE]

[@supermariobro93]

1:14 🎶 DUN DUUUUUN D-D-d-d-ᴅ-ᴅ⁻ᵈ⁻ᵈ 🎶

[@Silversorcerer]

🎶DUN DUN doo yoo yoo enn🎵

[@Henrix1998]

That was the real shit we did with old Nokia phones

[@25COfficial]

dooyoyoyoo :3

[@-throat-]

2:04 - "Old family Ray Sipe"

[@intazoid]

raysipeladygaga.

[@papayaboat1780]

Ah, Superintendent Q*Bert, welcome!

[@Gxhbro]

Haha

[@YTPs2Glin]

Ow shit

[@blockedjuser1272]

2:37 Oirlaboiliz

[@Zyntherion2202]

2:51 That "No" gave me all sorts of flashbacks starting with Half Life 1

[@deftcoleman0552]

Access denied.

[@varlenthamurtinez]

YES

[@goddessoflesbians1153]

Lol

[@fishcelery4894]

DESTROY ASS

[@alfo2804]

attention. doctor. freeman. report. to. topside. for. questioning.

[@Yakuza-Merkitzi]

“G O O D L O R D W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G IN THERE!”

[@CryingButterfly0508]

I'm not going in there.

[@carlosfred8673]

M O R T I S

[@komodosp]

Ora borylis

[@Kyumifun]

ora ora borlis ​@@komodosp

[@Appleboy78165]

Q U O T E...U N Q U O T E

[@HandlebarOrionX]

patented family re-sipe

[@Wiiplay123]

Hamburjers

[@FlyingJalopy]

they are academics, after all

[@Matsonius]

H A M... U N H A M

[@WolvericCatkin]

Honestly, I think I should highlight _"AOIRA BOILIS"_ ... 😹

[@beats0me]

It’s a shame KZbin videos can’t be hung up in art galleries because this is a masterpiece

[@justyumi4410]

Playlists are the next best thing.

[@jendorei]

Multimedia galleries with video and audio playing are a thing :)

[@soaktinbleech1106]

They'll figure something out

[@toamastar]

i think there should be an art gallery dedicated purely just to steamed hams memes! It really does display how much creativity can come from one stimulus! Id be into it haha

[@Abelhawk]

I can’t believe it knew how to pronounce “Utica” but it says “enterly” and “recype” 😀

[@Shifsabre]

Hamburjers

[@notNajimi]

colves

[@C-Midori]

dealect

[@TypingHazard]

EM EM EM EM EM STEAMED CLAMS

[@TheFiteShow]

orora boreelis

[@BioTaru]

(0:49) *Seeeeeaamoooouuuurrrrr*

[@nanoswagger]

my favorites have got to be "DING doING" "superintendent i was just uh, stretching my balls on the windowsill" "patented [quote] skiner burjers [unquote], old family recype" "arora borilis"

[@TheMSW1291]

Delightfully Dev-EYE-el-ish, Seymour!

[@DanielAyy]

Best text to speech

[@realfunnyscout]

sam would be better

[@randomvideos8722]

10/10

[@aRandomFox00]

@@realfunnyscout SOISOISOISOISOI

[@ShadowGD_OfficialYT]

No, it isn't! The best is Amazon Polly!

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

3:04 He E e E e Elp He E e E e E e E e E e Elp

[@powerslave0606]

ET falling down on atari.

[@ChesterManfred]

Sick notes

[@distilt1238]

“Yes, I should be- G O O D L O R D. What is Hap Pen Ning In There?”

[@exotic1405]

Oily ourbouriewyous

[@Victor0176_]

arora boiliz

[@timf8128]

"sip munsip munch munch"

[@stephensnell5707]

You fathead it's sip sip munch munch

[@therealshinchanisonvacation]

1:53

[@EmeraldoTheDragon]

I love how all the sound effects were vocalised as well. I lost my sides right at the start with that "Ding dong!" Also, "M-M-M-M-M Steamed clams?"

[@spingleboygle]

m-m-m-m-m stemed clams

[@lukeslayer]

Eminem steamed hams

[@Silversorcerer]

*ding doing

[@theWeaverofTales]

"quote Steamed Hams unquote"

[@stephensnell5707]

I love the sip sip munch munch part especially I find it absolutely hilarious

[@singeslayer8367]

ORORA BOILIZ The sound effects get me everytime

[@noisepuppet]

0:29 delightfully defiling Seymour

[@neptune9647]

Funny man spotted

[@johngavin1175]

TOOT!

[@wonderror9546]

Fancy seeing you here

[@blockedjuser1272]

2:10 yes and so you call quote them steamed unquote hams despite the fact they are obviously drilled.

[@JoshuaEfron]

ALL YOUR STEAMED HAMS ARE BELONG TO US

[@puredenizen]

What a throwback

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

TAKE OFF EVERY FAST FOOD FOR GREAT DEVILISH

[@jordan-the-hound2323]

2:49 Chalmers: May I see it? Seymour: ... *N* *O*

[@lord_toker]

Sounds like the intercom from Half-Life

[@Tengohueva88]

@@lord_tokerTrue

[@evansutcliffe1099]

​@@lord_toker strong *ACCESS DENIED* energy for sure

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Almost threatening energy.

[@acfreak55]

CLUNK

[@horrorsans6427]

I thought things couldn't be funny and terrifying at the same time.

[@brunos.6852]

2:32 one of my favorite parts. What is happeeeneeeeneeen there?

[@isaiasaguirre342]

*STEAMED: THE UNHOLY HAM*

[@leeterthanyou]

the `sip-sip-munch-munch` is so accurately recreated from the original clip; bravo. Truly a next-generation speech synthesis autoencoder.

[@exotic1405]

0:36 banger replay

[@DynamixWarePro]

My favourite lines from this: "SEYMOORE!" "Uh ooh!" "M-M-M-M Steamed Clams" Whatever 1:13 to 1:17 is "sip sip munch munch" "old family recipe" "Good time was had by all, m poop" 3:04

[@JiihaaS]

Oh shit I had forgotten about this speech generator. I remember doing all sorts of dialogue with it as a kid just for fun. I tried to make it sound like my first language Finnish by using its English phonetics. 😄

[@calebbean1384]

I was thinking how it sounded like a drunk autistic Scandinavian

[@JiihaaS]

@@calebbean1384 Finland and Finnish aren't Scandinavian, but I have to say that's a pretty accurate description nonetheless.

[@rexjolles]

Moro Moro mita aija

[@20windfisch11]

I did this for German, having to figure out which phonemes could be used, as there were only English ones. The Extras 1.3 disk for Germany included a routine in BASIC with some, but not all mappings. And you could try to make up “words” which, when pronounced in English, sounded German-ish. This was always great fun. Der mow-rer holet dane hummer. Der bower holet dos corn. This was pronounced like “Der Maurer holt den Hammer. Der Bauer holt das Korn.” - The bricklayer is getting the hammer. The farmer is getting the grain. This actually helped me to learn English very quickly, especially when it comes to pronunciation, where a lot of Germans have problems with.

[@Sampler19]

@@20windfisch11 Me, too. I let him read out a story about Sonic escaping the Mega Drive. And let him say all sorts of obscenity, of course.

[@Eddies_Bra-att-ha-grejer]

1:53 SIP SIP MUNCH MUNCH

[@SnoozeCruisin]

“OH NO, I SAID _quote_ STEAMED HAMS _unquote_ .” “YOU CALL HAMBURGERS _quote_ STEAMED HAMS _unquote_ ?”

[@Porcacultor]

00:56 "It's some trick exercise, care to join me?" curses, foiled by the machine

[@347Jimmy]

Now that's a voice I haven't heard in a long time 😀

[@MCOmegaX123]

MORTIS

[@jkholtgreve]

RIP Dr Hawking (same era anyway, even if not exactly the same)

[@-x21-]

@@jkholtgreve He used a DECtalk

[@GUNUFofficial]

Last I heard it was sonic cd, you can hear it in metallic madness bad future.

[@stephensnell5707]

The ding dong at the beginning also has me in stitches of laughter

[@JMaxwell85]

Clunk

[@CountryRoadist]

I like the bit when he talks about eating coleslaw off a radiator.

[@stephensnell5707]

You are dumb Skinner does not even mention that in this Video

[@vivimannequin]

What

[@CountryRoadist]

@@vivimannequin open your mind

[@Valetravelgames]

0:17 GAS

[@froxdoggaming3385]

Nerve Agent

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Well John i made it, despite your directions.” “Ah Garcia welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.”

[@thedungeondelver]

*M* *O* *R* *T* *I* *S*

[@nobbyfirefly57]

I lack context

[@spongebobfan78]

@@nobbyfirefly57 Faith: The Unholy Trinity, which utilizes a similar voice as the game's artstyle is based around very old games on platforms like Atari or Amiga.

[@parsil8158]

quote STEEMED HAEMS unquote

[@DMMDestroyer]

The only thing wrong here, is the algorithm didn't push out this video to me until now. What a beautiful specimen.

[@BardiXOfficial]

The "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp" from Agnes made me burst out in laughter

[@jmcieslak0]

1:24 Uuuuaahhhh nuuuuu

[@space__idklmao]

ûa nûa

[@walrusman6000]

Uooæeuh nieuauogh

[@geo5146]

I like how the program throws shade on the creator of this video by pronouncing I’m “im” as in “him” because the original creator didn’t spell it I’m, they spelled it “Im.”

[@possiblyadog]

the 240p is a nice touch

[@FoxtrotYouniform]

The "but what if" at 0:22 gets me each time

[@Cirac1]

Amazing reaction meme

[@heartache5742]

disquise it as my own cooking

[@PelemusMcSoy]

"Re-sipe" Omnisiah praise the machine spirits.

[@sonikku997]

2:23 "Excuse me for one second" "F**k Horse"

[@PersonManManManMan]

_D i n g D o i n G_ - *klunk*

[@jamescole7864]

I wasn't expecting the sound effects and music to be vocalised, omg brilliant!

[@wdelgenio]

MUNCH MUNCH SIP SIP

[@Victor0176_]

DUN DUN DUN

[@Komander5062]

Faith: The Unholy Luncheon

[@Rslb7.]

It's impressive how your brain still differentiates Seymour and Chalmers enough so they sound sort of like themselves.

[@Bluesit32]

"But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican."

[@ethanpavlenko2434]

Alternate title: Steamed Hams but 1st Prize from Baldi's Basics voices everything

[@thomasrussell4674]

Delightfully dev-IY-lish, Seymour!

[@DanielBMS]

Only Amiga makes it possible

[@homiedaclown4381]

Steamed Hams but it's Stephen Hawking

[@T-roccBABY]

Just missing the firetruck

[@YellowSun765Z]

DELIGHTFULLY DE-VILE-ISH SEYMOUR

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

Wow Vocaloid 6 sounds amazing

[@egomortis2023]

This is just showing us how scarily real AI voices have become since the Amiga 500

[@ThatWackyWaffle]

*diNG dOng*

[@MissingNo0001]

Yo this FAITH DLC is amazing

[@MSMDOFrocks]

Captions at 0:30: *"Delightfully, the violet shimmer bug"*

[@ZaneBlade88]

Love the extra lip sync for the "quotations" and butchered speech. Verbalized SFX were a nice treat as well. Over all high quality YTP.

[@alanbareiro6806]

"hiiilp... HI-I-I-I-I-I-ILP!"

[@brandondavilai3728]

I love Edith just using auto tune to call out for help

[@thsoup2353]

Aurea Boreilahs.

[@captainpesmo]

This brought back memories of messing around with Say on my A500. I was devastated when I got an A1200 and couldn't find it on the Workbench disks anywhere.

[@berzerk130]

Analogue horror be like

[@starleaf-luna]

"oh no, I said, quote, """Steamed Hams""", unquote"

[@MXALOVE]

This is the conversation backrooms entities have before dinner

[@duendtusabes]

I love this voice so much

[@phofficialploproteeshowerd9910]

"Desquize"

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

You call them quote streamed games unquote Old family re-sipe

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i did not expect to hear that *dIng dOINg* at the start thank you you made me wheeze-

[@DodoMinus2304]

Gary:"By the unspeakable one what is happening in there" John: "The profane sabbath" Gary: "eeh!?, THE PROFANE SABBATH?, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN" John: "yes" Gary: "may i see it?" John: " NO"

[@cq.cumber_offishial]

1:03 aa ooo

[@whatsinthebox3]

"Well Seymour, I made it despite your directions" "Superatendment Chalmers, would you like to play a game"

[@user-qjvqfjv]

Man, this takes me back. "This is Amiga speaking."

[@kinasakuraba]

I love this so much 😂 This feels like something none of my friends would understand, so I'm really happy to know there are other people out there, somewhere, who love this too!

[@McPilch]

Omg.. the memories.. of when mates and I pranked our high school principal by calling him up and "speaking" rather rudely to him by using the ol' Amiga TTS back in the day!! 😅

[@oomi9030]

Steamed Hams if it was narrated by an Analog Horror Video

[@garyhumphries348]

I had a Amiga 500 about 30 years ago and I miss the games, they were great and to me the best ever

[@DJG_Studios]

The captions on this are great

[@123455thatguy]

"Aura boilis"

[@katkid6930]

Mother's dying screech at the end

[@alexander1989x]

LoL, the entire Simpsons went Stephen Hawking

[@RainbowiaPS3]

I WANNA WATCH THE ENTIRE SERIES LIKE THIS