Thanks CB for making difficult maps so we get 20min vids instead of 10min
@alexpritchett57665 жыл бұрын
Big mood
@drummersnare6276 Жыл бұрын
None of these were difficult lol.
@Hon_Yo5 жыл бұрын
I love how at 10:45 Jordan says "I'm trying to do a reverse steeze" WHEN THATS LITERALLY WHAT THE SIGN WANTS YOU TO DO!!!
@KyuZXeno5 жыл бұрын
It makes me sooooo annoyed when I understand what jordan is doing wrong then he goes and screws it up for another 10mins
@stanleyelnats4 жыл бұрын
he knew
@TheGreatThingsInLife5 жыл бұрын
I like how Jardon steezes the steeze map by not properly steezing it lol.
@alicerenee3135 жыл бұрын
the training wheels are a metaphor for learning the reverse steez
@Crutches_Bob5 жыл бұрын
Luckily there's a video I made for you on your sub-reddit, Jordy boi, to show you the way :).
@Dilly_Dally235 жыл бұрын
Can we get crutches bob top comment so Cptn sees this. I freaked out when he said “I’m trying to reverse steez”. You just reverse, and steez. Smh.
@BittenToe5 жыл бұрын
Can't find the video, I assume you just rock to the front, then onto your back wheel, then accelerate once you start to fall backward, then flip down?
@Crutches_Bob5 жыл бұрын
@@BittenToe That's one way, but the way I intended was for the player to hit the button trigger with the back wheel and then just slowly head backward via the reverse while keeping vertical balance with the left stick. It's more consistent on this track to do that than to rock back and forth if you're unfamiliar with the base principle. Edit: I posted the video to reddit last Thursday after I watched the Trials VOD.
@Dilly_Dally235 жыл бұрын
Mr Crutches Bob that’s how I thought it was done. All he had to do was go backwards
@twingolord4 жыл бұрын
so he basically got it right the first time lol
@GuzzlingDuck5 жыл бұрын
OH MY LORD THIS WAS THE MOST FRUSTRATING VIDEO. He almost had the steeze the first time on accident and then didn't pay attention. That entire segment needs to be put on some reddit post about infuriating stuff.
@Ghillie_Monster5 жыл бұрын
Love on the Steezemaster 5000 section clearly shows to shift weight to the back of the bike to complete the flip but they refused to do that.
@DragunTheOG5 жыл бұрын
I’m off to basic training Jordan wish me luck!!
@ninjadog16475 жыл бұрын
I hate how there was a HUGE tutorial in the wall of how to do that section but they just refused to do it
@duplexspy97315 жыл бұрын
Nie wiedziałem że jeszcze jacyś Polacy grają w tą grę.
@ninjadog16475 жыл бұрын
@@duplexspy9731 Nie gram, tylko oglądam
@duplexspy97315 жыл бұрын
@@ninjadog1647 A to spoko.
@nicholasdowns35025 жыл бұрын
Bartek Wyrzykowski, but how do they get there
@ninjadog16475 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasdowns3502 Not an expert but I think they had to fall backwards in a way so they end up in a steez
@bobsterinos5 жыл бұрын
I've never been more frustrated at a trials map ever smh jardon, you just had to lean back at the edge of the steeze map 🤦🏻♂️
@gilliantate235 жыл бұрын
Jordan saying kiddos is so cute and idk why
@pjpj44045 жыл бұрын
Please make more videos with steeze maps, they are actually entertaining.
@superweedenjoyer Жыл бұрын
5:50 phenomenal comeback by nick, that section took Jordan considerably longer
@Alyeh5 жыл бұрын
Confirmed, Jardon is not a steez master
@TwoHeadPhoenix5 жыл бұрын
The only reason Nick says consoles suck is because he has an expensive computer.
@fatemonkey4 жыл бұрын
You don’t need an expensive computer to outdo a console.
@ajax12415 жыл бұрын
Sign said lean forward from leaning back right?
@notimportant92635 жыл бұрын
Love your content! Please keep up the great work!
@Fireheart3185 жыл бұрын
I think it got to the top because of the sheer absurdity of the whole thing.
@ShaqarudenGames5 жыл бұрын
Complains that what the sign is saying doesn’t work but also doesn’t follow the sign fully. Smh SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT lol
@thewinterizzy5 жыл бұрын
We got a 22 minute long episode but at what cost.
@clockoff945 жыл бұрын
1:44 idk id still lock the door it just wouldnt feel right if i didnt
@VcSaJen5 жыл бұрын
Same. I dunno about "spouse" part, but I'll definitely lock the door against any roommates/relatives/etc (or even when alone). In fact, I'll be offended if they didn't lock the door. This isn't the anime, I don't want to see their junk, thank you very much.
@VcSaJen5 жыл бұрын
I never understood American comics/tv-series where someone acts all offended when someone walks in, and start spouting BS about knocking. Just LOCK THE FRICKIN' DOOR if you don't want to someone to walk in.
@clockoff945 жыл бұрын
@@VcSaJen lmao yeah true
@joshuahellfire32875 жыл бұрын
Even if im married im still locking the door
@moenany64935 жыл бұрын
I'd like to make a downpayment on the Steez Master 5000 as long as it has 5000 horsepower
@QueenAlfred5 жыл бұрын
22 minutes hell yeah
@kelton88615 жыл бұрын
Make a video of you guys customizing yo damn characters please
@polfarer7275 жыл бұрын
What happened to Trials Rising?
@Qrio5 жыл бұрын
Its out, but they're waiting for problems to be fixed with it before they switch
@VcSaJen5 жыл бұрын
1VipX: More like CaptainSparklez waiting to spoon-feed information instead of checking himself if bug was fixed or not. I'll bet he'll start his usual monologue about work hours and money if anyone ever called him out in that.
@brandonpapesh5 жыл бұрын
Idk if I believe that Jordan skateboarded back in the day...
@obsidionwarrior13435 жыл бұрын
Jordan really can’t follow directions my god
@DevBunnyx05 жыл бұрын
can't just full throttle = difficult...
@itskoby5 жыл бұрын
By the power of Crutches Bob, Jorgan is now the Steez Master
@theglitchedbanana33605 жыл бұрын
If you start dividing things by zero you start realizing that every number equals every number as learned from 8 year old KZbin video recommended to me.
@albertjohnston10264 жыл бұрын
Chances are that the video references some mathematical principal but omits the fact that it probably says "for all numbers other than zero", because they wanted a flashy video.
@RggiB5 жыл бұрын
1080p or lower, nick is living in 2015 lol 60fps4k is standard console gaming now and the xb1 x has a better chip processor than some of the 'gaming' laptops on the market. to be fair pc will always be ahead by miles i doubt we will be seeing an xbox with 2 titan cards lmao
@vonBelfry5 жыл бұрын
Comments section be like: JADRON U IDIOT IT'S EASY ALL U HAVE TO DO IS
@dattebayo58295 жыл бұрын
TFW my console is more powerful than my PC but I'm too poor to upgrade
@Mrman096 ай бұрын
bob
@hardline58895 жыл бұрын
Dude just needs to get some laser action if he don’t want no hair 👨🦲
@Jartyom5 жыл бұрын
I also don’t like body hair
@CoachThai135 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@aliakbar16995 жыл бұрын
Cara menjebak burung
@KingScabby5 жыл бұрын
Well that was a waste of 22 min
@SapientGalaxy5 жыл бұрын
Hey Crutches Bob, you want to make a map teaching them how to break fap?
@RggiB5 жыл бұрын
can't teach a boomer new tricks
@DragonLord57821TTV5 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt half of 0 be -0.5? Cause 2 of -0.5 makes even at 0
@Crutches_Bob5 жыл бұрын
0.5 is half of 1.
@DragonLord57821TTV5 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats positive im talking negative 0.5
@Crutches_Bob5 жыл бұрын
@@DragonLord57821TTV Then it would be -0.5.
@snaketail1145 жыл бұрын
Brayden Forster your IQ is -0.5. Half of -1 is -0.5.
@Lewyludd5 жыл бұрын
2 x -0.5 = -1
@stanleyelnats5 жыл бұрын
Also why would you need to lock the door to the bathroom? Do they both secretly want to walk in on eachother? What married couple has to lock their SO out like they are a kid who doesn't understand boundaries?
@rocketwolf42325 жыл бұрын
3rd comment 20th like 183 view bet how’s it going jordon
@hammerslap56395 жыл бұрын
is uncomfortable with his wife peeing in the bathroom while he showers, shaves his legs, refused to pause his leg shaving so that his wife could get naked and wet and soapy in the shower with him.... 0 judgment but im pretty sure the issue is readily apparent.
@DrQuack9155 жыл бұрын
I think the op on that post is super weird he says he was shaving his legs hes a man men are hairy and hes even more weird he wont let his wife use the bathroom while hes in the show shes you wife i think you seen her uhh you get it right hes a freaking weirdo man just saying
@spongebobislyfe59065 жыл бұрын
Men being hairy is just a stereotype. Just like women being clean shaven. If a man wants to shave, so be it. If a woman doesn't want to shave, so be it. It's their own bodies
@DrQuack9155 жыл бұрын
@@spongebobislyfe5906 i guess i just think its weird lol
@letsplaydemon6665 жыл бұрын
lol lets talk shit about consoles but use a console controller to play on pc thoughts? lol ahha
@MasterlessVagrant5 жыл бұрын
Cuz controllers are good for “racing” games. You could play on console with a keyboard and still hate PC gaming.
@letsplaydemon6665 жыл бұрын
lol nice reply i dont see this as a excuse and not really you cant use keyboard and mouse on every game on consoles
@spongebobislyfe59065 жыл бұрын
@@letsplaydemon666 Triggered
@Qrio5 жыл бұрын
@@letsplaydemon666 lol you're real salty over some shit that doesn't even matter
@letsplaydemon6665 жыл бұрын
I mean I was just stating facts I wasn’t triggered I play both pc and Xbox so it doesn’t really bother me it might seem like with the way I said it but definitely was just stating facts etc.