Stellar Blade Was Too Much For Me

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Asmongold TV

Asmongold TV

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@nightlyboot4888
@nightlyboot4888 7 ай бұрын
I love Asmon but anytime he plays a game that isn’t turn based or dark souls… it’s like handing my mother the controller 😭
@TechCareerNow
@TechCareerNow 7 ай бұрын
You should check out his OG Dark Souls streams. It was one of the most embarrassing and frustrating things you'll ever watch, he's always been this way.
@cellphone7223
@cellphone7223 7 ай бұрын
Mom would still do it better...
@Saeedsc
@Saeedsc 7 ай бұрын
When did he play something turned based?
@BobFudgee
@BobFudgee 7 ай бұрын
It took him years and years to learn Dark Souls lmao
@riotangel4701
@riotangel4701 7 ай бұрын
Didn't he have a difficult time as well when he first transitioned to *Dark Souls* ?
@estaliah.8276
@estaliah.8276 7 ай бұрын
watching him play hurt my eyes sm 😭. Only light attack spam, no parry, no blocking, never use beta skill
@alekmoth
@alekmoth 7 ай бұрын
It is weird. Like would he enjoy a game where there were no mechanics and only a one button spam attack? No need to parry or dodge, just tank everything.
@Stalkingwolf
@Stalkingwolf 7 ай бұрын
he is a slow learner. he said it self. its in every game. Watching him play No Rest for the Wicked was pain.
@jd2792
@jd2792 7 ай бұрын
​@@alekmothif he can get away with it then its more of the game fualt for lettting him be able to just spam attacks
@Grint20
@Grint20 7 ай бұрын
That's the "Asmongold plays a souls like" for you my dude
@Toerworth
@Toerworth 7 ай бұрын
yes, it’s like that with every game. He’s not a bad player, just learns really slow and acts like it the game’s fault, but when he learns he plays well.
@jeno2101
@jeno2101 7 ай бұрын
I bought the physical copy of the the game to support the devs and disabled auto update.
@jaynemo674
@jaynemo674 7 ай бұрын
Snowflake
@Samymaniac
@Samymaniac 7 ай бұрын
Based
@RivalRed
@RivalRed 7 ай бұрын
@@jaynemo674 Raindrop
@chocolat-kun8689
@chocolat-kun8689 7 ай бұрын
@@cyberturkey77 censored stuff, Hard R become Crime R, and one outfit is now less revealing.
@DEERCRACKERLOVER
@DEERCRACKERLOVER 7 ай бұрын
@@cyberturkey77 the patch made some censorship which makes no sense since the game's demographic is 18+
@CrimsonFIame
@CrimsonFIame 7 ай бұрын
We go through this every single time he starts a new game. He went through this with Elden Ring too. He'll suck at the game for 6-8 hours and blames the pressure of the viewers or the mechanics or simply just get frustrated till he fiddles with the game a bit more
@egilala9847
@egilala9847 7 ай бұрын
Monke no want tutorial
@kostasspirou1010
@kostasspirou1010 7 ай бұрын
Tbh Elden Ring was kinda weird in the beginning, because it's not a traditional souls game, you have to play it from an open world game pov and not a souls game pov
@DarkerCry
@DarkerCry 7 ай бұрын
It's funny cause I remember him assuming the game was just going to be a one button win game lol
@user-os7ec4dm8x
@user-os7ec4dm8x 7 ай бұрын
Basically he's shit games.
@TimmyTurner421
@TimmyTurner421 7 ай бұрын
.. and?
@docbenway1082
@docbenway1082 7 ай бұрын
I think I understand why Asmon prefers to make so many videos talking about games instead of actually playing them...2 hours in he bans someone for telling him how to use the most basic special and literally a minute later starts going on about how he doesn't understand what he's doing wrong and how he doesn't want to learn how to play it on stream because there are too many distractions 😞
@smurfie8412
@smurfie8412 7 ай бұрын
Because your woke fanboy
@beastrule
@beastrule 7 ай бұрын
@@smurfie8412what?
@beastrule
@beastrule 7 ай бұрын
Yeah he hates it the most to play new games on stream
@steamdeck_guy
@steamdeck_guy 7 ай бұрын
@@smurfie8412 *You're
@42smash36
@42smash36 7 ай бұрын
@@steamdeck_guy so your a trump supporter
@GMan345ism
@GMan345ism 7 ай бұрын
This is proof that Asmon NEVER FINISHED SEKIRO
@mandrews6282
@mandrews6282 7 ай бұрын
Lol
@assassn8gaming
@assassn8gaming 7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@OldManHash
@OldManHash 7 ай бұрын
Can we turn this into a Sekiro appreciation comment? God damn that game is GOAT'ed.
@numetalklass
@numetalklass 7 ай бұрын
The guy is bad at gaming and blames the game for it.
@PalebloodSky
@PalebloodSky 7 ай бұрын
​@@OldManHashNear perfect game. The only other game that is pretty much flawless is RE1 Remake, in my opinion.
@mr.seraphom8522
@mr.seraphom8522 7 ай бұрын
Stellar Blade didn't change his life? 😢
@Toxaroly
@Toxaroly 7 ай бұрын
It changed his waif-u
@LaughingRam
@LaughingRam 7 ай бұрын
Let's just say he has a whole new respect for ladders now
@Drunkendrakon
@Drunkendrakon 7 ай бұрын
What a tragedy I know
@petebagwell6666
@petebagwell6666 7 ай бұрын
Oh it will
@shawnzy4101
@shawnzy4101 7 ай бұрын
His life changed Stellar Blade 😂
@FireJach
@FireJach 7 ай бұрын
Asmongold: Spends hours on reading reddit ans twitter Has no will to read short tutorial sentences to enjoy a simple game
@beastrule
@beastrule 7 ай бұрын
It is mind boggling 😂
@RabidHobbit
@RabidHobbit 7 ай бұрын
He's probably sensitive about not wanting to take too much time to do boring stuff, and wants to stay in the action as much as possible to make it interesting for us viewers. Tutorials are indeed boring, but in this game they are pretty much necessary.
@ETBrooD
@ETBrooD 7 ай бұрын
@@RabidHobbit Asmon has no patience for anything that's not instantly gratifying. It's got nothing to do with him wanting to entertain, he could be just as entertaining without narrowing his horizon so much. He is naturally entertaining, and he could be just as entertaining if he took the time to understand the big picture of things.
@CrimsonRayne
@CrimsonRayne 7 ай бұрын
If it doesn't make him money he doesn't care. Being stupid makes him content. It's all about content. One thing I dislike from him. Lack of authenticity in these moments. But it's his job
@anuma6217
@anuma6217 7 ай бұрын
How can a guy who does nothing but play games all day, every day, suck so much at actually playing games???
@wuy4
@wuy4 7 ай бұрын
Because hes a wow gamer, and all they do is auto attack and spam buttons.
@talkingtakotaco8611
@talkingtakotaco8611 7 ай бұрын
Dumb plays generally get more views I think. No one really wants to watch an average player. People want to watch someone be either an expert at the game or completely inept at the game. Being in between isn't as fun.
@blazers4life994
@blazers4life994 7 ай бұрын
It’s called having a life, you should try it sometime.
@NoahBerzerk
@NoahBerzerk 7 ай бұрын
@@blazers4life994 Uhh what ? are you saying asmon has one and anuma doesnt ? so ur saying he does play videogames all day but bcs he sucks that means he has a life ? makes sense 💀
@komi8628
@komi8628 7 ай бұрын
@@blazers4life994he does??
@sageky
@sageky 7 ай бұрын
Asmongold day1: ■, ■, ■, ■..... ● x 55 Asmongold day2 (maybe) :▲, ■, ▲, ■ and if we're lucky, we might see a couple of L1's. 😈
@kevinheraud1945
@kevinheraud1945 6 ай бұрын
best one is ▲■■▲ efficient AF
@yeastori
@yeastori 7 ай бұрын
imagine playing Sekiro without parrying
@2thezaza
@2thezaza 7 ай бұрын
He said he finished it 😂 how
@JustSomeChatter
@JustSomeChatter 7 ай бұрын
@@2thezaza 100% Cap
@blabla-fw9ix
@blabla-fw9ix 7 ай бұрын
@@JustSomeChatter I mean to be fair , on a normal playthrough parrying isn't all that essential . Sekiro to me was a game I only struggled because I didn't know how to play it properly , once I learned it to some degree the game became much easier , now I have hundreds of hours and can do a deathless Demon's Bell no Kuro's charm Mortal Journey gauntlet . It really depends how much time you are willing to put in the game . Beating Sekiro on your first playthrough is like learning how to walk , far and I mean far from mastering the game . So I really don't see why anybody who is half decent at games can't beat the normal Sekiro experience . This isn't me attempting to defend Asmon at all , its just me pointing out that people are making Sekiro to be this really hard game when in reality it isn't at all , it is only until you learn how to play it which will take a few hours probably . Obviously if you decide to play without Kuro's charm the game gets a lot harder , the Demon bell will also increase the difficulty but less than than Kuro's Charm .
@42smash36
@42smash36 7 ай бұрын
no, this is not sekiro
@Brendangotgudgaming
@Brendangotgudgaming 7 ай бұрын
Your not beating siekro or lies of p without deflecting your just not unless you take forever to do so and end uo hatting the game before you finish its crazy cuz this game has the easiest parrys out of all of them there's even a skill to help with them I don't think there's a need for it but it's there
@TheInfiniteDraw
@TheInfiniteDraw 7 ай бұрын
So he's not parrying because he read online that the parrying was bugged (it's not) from a bunch of people that were complaining about the game being too hard? By making the game harder by not learning the parry timing? Makes sense.
@kenethernandez6246
@kenethernandez6246 7 ай бұрын
Lmao
@JBxLock
@JBxLock 7 ай бұрын
Its so weird he says he LOVES these type of games but this happens every time.
@beastrule
@beastrule 7 ай бұрын
Every. Damn. Time.😂
@crackalacs74
@crackalacs74 7 ай бұрын
The last boss at the end of his stream, he literally used NO beta skill moves on the boss, the bar was full the entire time. It’s like he didn’t even realize he was handicapping himself in the fight.
@Ti_Fire
@Ti_Fire 7 ай бұрын
you must be new here...
@beastrule
@beastrule 7 ай бұрын
He even upgraded his beta bar 😂
@robbie_
@robbie_ 4 ай бұрын
The game *never shows you how to use a beta skill*.
@Vartazian360
@Vartazian360 7 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the studio that made this game getting bad publicity from one of the biggest streamers because hes literally not using 95% of the mechanics. Sad
@SoulFistGaming
@SoulFistGaming 7 ай бұрын
im screaming at the screen "JUST BLOCK!"
@calbon2994
@calbon2994 7 ай бұрын
Bro really forgot that there were other buttons to press besides square and circle
@kirboman5175
@kirboman5175 3 күн бұрын
Diagnosis: Kingdom Hearts type gameplay.
@stevenduzored629
@stevenduzored629 7 ай бұрын
Dose this guy know there's a guard / parry system in the game!
@Jarnis-v1c
@Jarnis-v1c 7 ай бұрын
It is Baldie. It is somehow dishonorable to parry. Gotta facetank everything.
@maomekat2369
@maomekat2369 7 ай бұрын
he does it on 100-200% purpose..its his schtick. if he plays bad, he gets free comments & material like ours. its easy less tiring too. thousand youtubers playing goood but thget no views. he on otherhand makes 80-90k usd every month while doing no work . he can milk this more . hes prof for reason . do you really think he never eats fruit or never washes or cleans, he mistakenly said in stream he paid 30k in property tax only last year ...because he invests all...then acts like duuuuh light attacks...wuts that duuuh...ty for subbing duhhh
@Jarnis-v1c
@Jarnis-v1c 7 ай бұрын
@@maomekat2369 Guess you are right. Next up: Clips video where editor lambasts all the garbage tier play errors. And I'll click it...
@NoName-qd6vp
@NoName-qd6vp 7 ай бұрын
@@maomekat2369 No, it's not on purpose. He's just genuinely bad at most games he streams. He gets real engagement from his react videos where he uses big words for people (i.e. his audience) who don't understand them in order to make himself look like an authority on matters. You see this stuff all this time on social media.
@SortofFriendlySM
@SortofFriendlySM 7 ай бұрын
This is one of those games that need to be experienced individually, combos have hella depth, combat is amazing, but when you watch someone who doesn’t use different combos n moves, it feels stale lmao, almost dark souls like, same pattern of attacks. I saw gameplay on the demo n I thought the it was square square square, until I played. These combos are insanely cool 😂 button combinations for moves is also something that I find rlly cool for a single player game
@anonisnoone6125
@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын
Y is Asmon having such a hard time with the gameplay? Did he forget about what the colours on boss attacks mean and that parrying is important?
@northstar6920
@northstar6920 7 ай бұрын
Monke brain, no read tutorials.
@Viewable11
@Viewable11 7 ай бұрын
@@northstar6920 Plus he said he cannot concentrate on the game while streaming because his brain is occupied with responding to comments.
@egilala9847
@egilala9847 7 ай бұрын
Tutorial no fun, running around like a headless chicken is
@CrimsonRayne
@CrimsonRayne 7 ай бұрын
Getting older and he says streaming bothers him too so idk. Death rite bird all over again
@zolikoff
@zolikoff 7 ай бұрын
This is the same person that went through 3 hours of Dark Souls 1 before figuring out he can use his equipped shield to block.
@Bourinos02
@Bourinos02 7 ай бұрын
He was mentally overwhelmed all along.
@Kazar123
@Kazar123 7 ай бұрын
I don't get why people look to Asmon as a paragon of a real "Gamer" when he has a mental breakdown because he doesn't know how to parry in a video game. He did the same thing with Sekiro.
@voltus20
@voltus20 7 ай бұрын
You just described why. This is the perfect representation of the average gamer. Remember that, on average, less than 30% of players even finish games, let alone learn to properly play the game they're going through. This *is* the real gamer.
@Kazar123
@Kazar123 7 ай бұрын
@@voltus20 I mean he has several videos making fun of game journalists for being bad at games and he has like a 50 video series of him making fun of hardcore wow players for being bad. Maybe he should be a bit more humble.
@budoshi-f2l
@budoshi-f2l 7 ай бұрын
Nobody does , i never saw anyone anywhere mentioned that he is that.
@roberts3423
@roberts3423 7 ай бұрын
Eh, not everyone is a pro gamer, most casual gamers are like Asmon and that is what people like about him. They don't watch him for "pro" gameplay, they watch him for his reactions and commentary.
@sarigan6365
@sarigan6365 7 ай бұрын
Given how bad the average player I imagine that's the cause for his mass appeal.
@Gazibaldi
@Gazibaldi 7 ай бұрын
Does your L1 button not work or something Asmon? Get in everything's face and parry the fuck out of everything then punish and beta attack them. Dodging is just for unblockables
@Viewable11
@Viewable11 7 ай бұрын
Additonally, there are two skills that allow Eve to get behind the enemy. Blink is one them that is available early. The other (top tier) skill becomes available much later.
@guujigaming
@guujigaming 7 ай бұрын
Don’t know how far you’ve gotten so spoiler warning: . . . . . . . . . In the early game perfect parry makes more sense as it will charge beta skill, but as you progress you will unlock burst skills which will charge upon perfect dodges
@Gazibaldi
@Gazibaldi 7 ай бұрын
​@@guujigamingdo the dodges deplete the posture style gauge later in the game? I'm finding parrying those and hitting the retribution is the route to victory atm. I'm basically playing it like Sekiro with the dodge being a sort of mikiri
@guujigaming
@guujigaming 7 ай бұрын
@@Gazibaldi Not entirely sure what you mean, but personally if I see a yellow light I parry, if I see blue/pink light I dodge. Anyway, where I am in the game rn I can pretty much do 4 perfect dodges, then press R1+circle and AoE everything. It takes out most common enemies, and they are shortly stunned so I can do follow up by holding triangle.
@Gazibaldi
@Gazibaldi 7 ай бұрын
​​​​@@guujigamingthere are little yellow pips on the boss health gauge. Each perfect parry you do reduces that by one. When depleted the boss is staggered and you hit triangle for a retribution attack for massive damage. I don't think the perfect dodge depletes that. Well it doesn't so far in terms of skills for me. It works on any non unblockable attack too. So you can just about parry everything.
@GodEater015
@GodEater015 7 ай бұрын
This Is the equivalent of mashing random buttons in a souls game. No combos, no parrying.
@Nutrafin-3D
@Nutrafin-3D 7 ай бұрын
wow, could never have seen this coming. asmon plays moderately difficult game, doesnt read or use a single tutorial, gets angry.
@vigor9675
@vigor9675 7 ай бұрын
People saying there’s an input delay on parrying, there isn’t. What there is is a wind up to each action, including parrying, and being locked into animations part way through. The day 1 patch reduced that a bit making it easier to land parries, although it may take some readjusting if you had gotten used to the timings in the demo. Hopefully he practices parrying a bit offstream, it’s a pretty heavy part of combat.
@Highwaysonyfan87
@Highwaysonyfan87 7 ай бұрын
Nah, it was clearly input delay. Pressing the block button, an animation doesn’t even start happening for quite a bit. You can use the wind-up excuse, but that’s not it: the demo played pretty poorly because of the input latency. The full game plays great, though. There was also delay in standard attacks and combos in the demo
@Tackitt
@Tackitt 7 ай бұрын
I played the demo and completely disagree with this input delay nonsense. Total fabrication.
@MrArthys
@MrArthys 7 ай бұрын
It was patched, it's just an excuse to not use parry.
@Highwaysonyfan87
@Highwaysonyfan87 7 ай бұрын
@@Tackitt it’s been tested, my guy. There WAS major input delay in the demo. And the devs specifically mentioned fixing input timing for parries and standard attacks/combos with the day 1 patch.
@Kage2529
@Kage2529 7 ай бұрын
@@Highwaysonyfan87strange because me and so many other ppl had no problem parrying every single enemy in this game. Sounds like a skill issue
@Seraphim09x
@Seraphim09x 7 ай бұрын
watching him play a game that requires parry...and him...not parrying..is a priceless experience...
@JOROYAN808
@JOROYAN808 7 ай бұрын
theres now way there are people who play worse than journalists, and then there’s Asmongold
@BrutusMaximusAurelius
@BrutusMaximusAurelius 7 ай бұрын
Asmon “facetank” gold.
@outerdimension7276
@outerdimension7276 7 ай бұрын
When people say this is a hack and slash game, just show them this video. It isn't.
@uselesscommodity9634
@uselesscommodity9634 7 ай бұрын
Bruh how?? This game is a cakewalk compared to Elden Ring and he managed to clear that one just fine lmao
@manikatti5546
@manikatti5546 7 ай бұрын
Age has caught up to him. Unfortunate but it is what it is.
@theanimerapper6351
@theanimerapper6351 7 ай бұрын
Because he doesn't read tutorials. Elden ring was basically just dark souls 4 so he knew how to play that
@anonisnoone6125
@anonisnoone6125 7 ай бұрын
This gameplay is more like Sekiro cos of the emphasis on parrying. He probably hasn't played Sekiro.
@Laughing_Chinaman
@Laughing_Chinaman 7 ай бұрын
i find the blocking laggy and the enemies attacks are either delayed or lightning quick with little way to tell which. also slow attacks followed immediately with a fast 2nd. the blue dodge is also very hit or miss. not harder than ER but more annoying, ER felt like you're to blame when you die due to lack of skill, this is far more unfair due to mechanics/imput
@zerenityzerene4410
@zerenityzerene4410 7 ай бұрын
​​@@anonisnoone6125he has practically beat every boss in sekiro, and talked about the game many times. He just doesn't do good on stream lol
@anubis1800
@anubis1800 7 ай бұрын
"I like to explore everywhere." Proceeds to miss everything. He is good at dodging, if only he realized parrying was the same timing and gets you more damage. He just needs to go into practice mode to learn more about how the game's played.
@steamdeck_guy
@steamdeck_guy 7 ай бұрын
His Job: Play Video Games What he is bad at: Playing New Video Games = bad at his job
@prabhiboyal7459
@prabhiboyal7459 7 ай бұрын
There is NO WAY this guy beat ishiin sword saint. NO WAY
@JonnyHyperbole2090
@JonnyHyperbole2090 11 күн бұрын
Not a hope in hell.
@victormanteca7395
@victormanteca7395 7 ай бұрын
"Oh I hit the wrong button again" is the catchphrase for this run.
@ModernTalkingCentral
@ModernTalkingCentral 7 ай бұрын
Not learning how to parry = Death. Parry builds Beta Energy, which activates Retribution and massive damage to the enemies. Practice makes perfect!
@ryughvilgefortz7538
@ryughvilgefortz7538 7 ай бұрын
he can talk the talk but he cant walk the walk, blizsards namba one advertisement guy
@theduck2970
@theduck2970 7 ай бұрын
It's a solid 8/10 game. Yes yes, we have all the discourse regarding censorship and attractiveness or whatever else but in terms of the gameplay, it's good but not great. However, the soundtrack is surprisingly not really talked about. It's one of the best parts of the game.
@theanimerapper6351
@theanimerapper6351 7 ай бұрын
The discourse didn't even effect the score. It's an 8/10 on metacritic
@theduck2970
@theduck2970 7 ай бұрын
@@theanimerapper6351 Exactly. So, nobody can complain about "fake scores" and all that. 8/10 is appropriate.
@Spacecowboy1997
@Spacecowboy1997 7 ай бұрын
gameplay is great imo. Plays alot like sekiro.
@northstar6920
@northstar6920 7 ай бұрын
Combat: Stellar Music: beautiful Dialouge: A bit clunky at times. Eve: gyatt damn all and all: 8 or 9 outta 10
@B16B0SS
@B16B0SS 7 ай бұрын
I like what I see so far but it seems like a carbon copy of Nier Automata and the soundtrack is very Nier. I don't think that is a bad thing, but I hope their next effort is more original. I don't find the character designs very interesting. Sure they are attractive but they looks like attractive NPCs. I suppose if you like Bayonetta you will also like Eve, I prefer the design of 2B as she feels more mysterious and interesting
@2genders-tk2ue
@2genders-tk2ue 7 ай бұрын
You are bad at games that require any skill...thats ok, just dont bash the game just because you are bad at games.
@famgaming6969
@famgaming6969 7 ай бұрын
This happened with lies of p
@Squeenix1
@Squeenix1 7 ай бұрын
all asmon wants to do is jump attack. you can see it in his eyes
@kisansantosh9127
@kisansantosh9127 7 ай бұрын
I wish they will release this game for pc.
@impact7014
@impact7014 7 ай бұрын
It was planned to be developed for all platforms until Sony bought exclusivity. So it will likely come out on PC, we just don't know when.
@newax_productions2069
@newax_productions2069 7 ай бұрын
@@impact7014 Sony didn't do anything, Shift Up sold out like bisches to sony.
@SssNnn2551
@SssNnn2551 7 ай бұрын
I see Spider-Man 2 on Pc
@uselesscommodity9634
@uselesscommodity9634 7 ай бұрын
It was but Soyny has to intervene and be all censorship happy about it. It really doesn't seem like a game they would greenlight at all which makes it all the more baffling.
@Arkuz8248
@Arkuz8248 7 ай бұрын
It will happen eventually.
@arkcantoscreampsnpc7274
@arkcantoscreampsnpc7274 7 ай бұрын
⁠unfortunately that he just didn’t read the tutorials again and only used light attacks the whole time so he does 0 damage tbh, can’t really trust his game reviews anymore cause he didn’t play them like a normal person. Unfortunate cause hes good content most of the time
@prabhiboyal7459
@prabhiboyal7459 7 ай бұрын
I stopped giving thought to his reviews after lies of p. Enjoy his content but you cant go off his assessment when he is only using 25% of any games mechanics
@kenethernandez6246
@kenethernandez6246 7 ай бұрын
​@prabhiboyal7459 25% is being very generous tbh
@just_oliwer4581
@just_oliwer4581 7 ай бұрын
Just a reminder that Stellar blade was created by Shift Up, the same developers who made Nikke, and it now has a 1,5 anniversary so I would recommend trying it out now. You can't rate a game without even playing it after all, right? 😉
@Inutero489
@Inutero489 7 ай бұрын
The game gets better after the demo section
@KevenLC
@KevenLC 7 ай бұрын
he's trying to block with circle instead of L1.
@MasterRudiment
@MasterRudiment 7 ай бұрын
Looks like this game has been handing a few streamers their asses from what I've seen.
@gib1402
@gib1402 7 ай бұрын
I think stellar blade was too much for him
@maomekat2369
@maomekat2369 7 ай бұрын
guys... he does it on 100-200% purpose..its his schtick. if he plays bad, he gets free comments & material like ours. its easy less tiring too. thousand youtubers playing goood but thget no views. he on otherhand makes 80-90k usd every month while doing no work . he can milk this more . hes prof for reason . do you really think he never eats fruit or never washes or cleans, he mistakenly said in stream he paid 30k in property tax only last year ...because he invests all...then acts like duuuuh light attacks...wuts that duuuh...ty for subbing duhhh
@therion451
@therion451 7 ай бұрын
Thousands of youtubers playing bad and not get views either lol, its not the reason
@dondahighhh12
@dondahighhh12 7 ай бұрын
people forget being a KZbinr is being an entertainer !
@schmerztablette-yn7ft
@schmerztablette-yn7ft 7 ай бұрын
Let's see if we got the full checklist: 1) no parry at all: check 2) no lock on: check 3) no beta skills: check 4) no combos except square, square, square: check Yep, full checklist. This is how my mother would play if I gave her the controller, except she wouldn't dodge either.
@robbie_
@robbie_ 4 ай бұрын
I didn't know "lock on" even existed until I watched a KZbin video about it. The game gives you sweet FA useful information about its combat mechanics.
@Mant111
@Mant111 Ай бұрын
@@robbie_ There's a whole manual section with all the possible moves and even a "training" mode you can access to test them.
@beastrule
@beastrule 7 ай бұрын
“Whenever i have to process new information i turn into a restart” - asmongold 2024 😂😂😂😂😂
@DemonKnight94
@DemonKnight94 7 ай бұрын
This game is too complicated for Asmon, maybe he can learn it off stream.
@jmac1141
@jmac1141 7 ай бұрын
I just got the game two days ago and I didn't die once on my entire play through. I thought the game was extremely forgiving and easy. Asmongold is a great example of not learning game mechanics. Every souls game or souls like he just swings a big sword until he gets lucky and beats the boss. This reason is what makes it so entertaining to watch him play souls games. It's funny to watch him mald so hard
@getmadadam
@getmadadam 7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he is actually autistic, but is highly functioning. It would explain why he remembers exact details from years ago but struggles learning new information. Pretty common for those on the spectrum. Also explains his viewpoints on hygene and why he thinks everyone else is insane and not him. These are all commonly seen in austistic children and adults.
@vizuz
@vizuz 7 ай бұрын
What an idiotic take wow 🤦‍♂️
@dondahighhh12
@dondahighhh12 7 ай бұрын
or because he's a 35 year old shut in whose significant social experiences happened years ago before he locked himself in his room to a constant slop of of video-games, reaction videos, twitch and discord every day?
@getmadadam
@getmadadam 7 ай бұрын
@@dondahighhh12 you realize he socializes with his organization all the time right? You know he runs a business? You know he has employees he is accountable for? You know he went to college? Your comment seems a little mean and uneducated. So again says more about you than Zack lol He socializes daily on the internet.
@TaeSunWoo
@TaeSunWoo 6 ай бұрын
@@vizuza nerve’s been hit it seems. OP’s comment was clinical, kinda rude but pretty spot on
@yeethunter3353
@yeethunter3353 7 ай бұрын
funny how he say's he's mentally overwhelmed while only pressing one button yet doesn't bother learning the other simple game mech
@ModernTalkingCentral
@ModernTalkingCentral 7 ай бұрын
Stellar Blade is a stellar masterpiece! 10/10 Pros: Everthing, except for Tachy's storyline. Cons: Tachy's storyline. Tachy should have been the main protagonist, even though her hotness, would have been more distracting while playing the game.
@duannehaughton4893
@duannehaughton4893 7 ай бұрын
Still cannot believe she is killed so early!
@pgp
@pgp 7 ай бұрын
Endgame Bosses are Parry/Dodge heavy, wonder how he'll manage
@Frigade
@Frigade 7 ай бұрын
New title: Stellar blade ruined his life
@GiggaVega
@GiggaVega 7 ай бұрын
Such a great game. Even if I have the physical disc, it is a major struggle to keep the unpatched 1.000.000 version. Every time you connect to the Internet for anything outside the game, the moment you go back to the game, offline, auto updates disabled, the game will always initiate the patching. You will ALWAYS have to uninstall the game & reinstall it. 10-15 minutes each time. Enjoy the game bro.
@AlleluyaChuu
@AlleluyaChuu 7 ай бұрын
That's why i stop playing console. You own something that you dont really own at the end. You own it but, the company decide what you and what's authorized to do with it. Sucks.
@GiggaVega
@GiggaVega 7 ай бұрын
I'll instal it tomorrow on steam lol To be fair, all this censorship happened because Sony forced them too. I'm not blaming Shift Up. Hopefully the walk back the censorship. Bro the 1.2 patch is I think 5-9 gb. That's a lot that was patched out and over.
@theanimerapper6351
@theanimerapper6351 7 ай бұрын
@@GiggaVega they already confirmed it wasn't Sony forcing them to do anything to her outfits though
@drsnowmon
@drsnowmon 7 ай бұрын
@@theanimerapper6351 lol yes it was. IGN and Kotaku reported Shift Up with that "Hard R" is what made Sony bend
@theanimerapper6351
@theanimerapper6351 7 ай бұрын
@@drsnowmon I didn't say anything about the Hard R tho, I know that was Sony. The outfits weren't
@TheHammemo
@TheHammemo 7 ай бұрын
Man I thought I was watching DSP.
@captain1432
@captain1432 7 ай бұрын
51:36 Sure, the timing for parry is wrong in the game lol. I played Sekiro and Lies of P, but also parried the shit out of Stellar Blade so far - can't be that bad. It's a coping mechanism of Asmon to blame the game for the stuff he sucks at, but I still love this guy.
@vicz88
@vicz88 7 ай бұрын
Mah dood got skill checked HARD by a fucking SUBBOSS LMAO😆
@petebagwell6666
@petebagwell6666 7 ай бұрын
Did he not play sekiro? This is easier than that game, also he needs to spend 5 minutes in the training room
@seanhamel3551
@seanhamel3551 7 ай бұрын
here we go again...
@throwie4515
@throwie4515 7 ай бұрын
Once again proving he's just bad at games.
@llLastll01
@llLastll01 7 ай бұрын
Bros streaming, playing something completely new to him, and playing on a controller, plus can’t someone just enjoy playing games? Like can they do that? It’s not a dick measuring contest bro
@rancidiot
@rancidiot 2 ай бұрын
He beat wukong with true ending. .Wukong is harder game. Monke powa
@Mant111
@Mant111 Ай бұрын
@@llLastll01 There's no excuse for not parrying anything. Or using the heavy attack. Or the specials. None.
@llLastll01
@llLastll01 Ай бұрын
@@Mant111 so your a professional at everything you do huh? 🤔 damn bro impressed so would you rather run events on a tick or hard code event timers, and what do you think is a good way to avoid the Gimbal lock issue?
@Mant111
@Mant111 Ай бұрын
@@llLastll01 I'm professional enough to know how to press more than 1 (one) button, that's for sure.
@cr0p_dustin
@cr0p_dustin 7 ай бұрын
I think my biggest problem with this game is the British accents... It really doesn't fit the characters
@swiss_Otaku
@swiss_Otaku 7 ай бұрын
play it in the original korean version. sounds way better
@cr0p_dustin
@cr0p_dustin 7 ай бұрын
@@OMGKangelx I don't even own a PS5 🤣 all the videos I see are in English and it's these British accents. I like to play games in English, TBH. Lots of games have still done a great job of doing English langue but appropriate accents, like Sekiro.
@thebassgum
@thebassgum 7 ай бұрын
I changed mine to Korean, a lot better
@TheOneGreat
@TheOneGreat 7 ай бұрын
So Asian looking characters don't exist in the UK?
@cr0p_dustin
@cr0p_dustin 7 ай бұрын
@@TheOneGreat never said that, I just don't like the voices.
@RabidHobbit
@RabidHobbit 7 ай бұрын
I had a lot of trouble parrying too, but then I discovered that you can't just tap parry, you have to hold it for like a half second. Now it's easy. You can also just hold the block button to continuously block until you figure out the parry timing. It will do some damage, but much less than taking the hits.
@whitecrowg1
@whitecrowg1 7 ай бұрын
Sword combat looks very nice be fair.
@Niervanna-qf1ew
@Niervanna-qf1ew 7 ай бұрын
It is imagine nier mixed with asuras wrath while a soulsbourne uncle its pretty dope
@RobidyBobidy1
@RobidyBobidy1 7 ай бұрын
That's funny. The music is EXACTLY what I was expecting to hear.
@manumudgal5776
@manumudgal5776 7 ай бұрын
Bruh, the game is very easy compared to dark souls and you still losing.
@tomekiksu3802
@tomekiksu3802 7 ай бұрын
Dodge is good but try to parry more often
@ArlindoBuriti
@ArlindoBuriti 7 ай бұрын
If you dont use everything the game gives you... you Will never pass bosses... this is not a fromsoftware game where you can Will just by having big sword
@reginaldedwards6194
@reginaldedwards6194 6 ай бұрын
Can't tank your way through this game. Parrying and Beta skills are a must to survive some brutal boss fights
@porytlim8508
@porytlim8508 7 ай бұрын
It seems like as he lose his hair his also loses his brain power as well. How come he never parries and blame the game 😮
@abletobeconfused
@abletobeconfused 7 ай бұрын
The only thing he’s not getting is the existence of a parry/block button
@ShikaRoddy
@ShikaRoddy 7 ай бұрын
Filtered
@anjodanielsuper
@anjodanielsuper 7 ай бұрын
Game with more than one mechanic = Asmongold quitting the game, if he cant just spam jump and heavy attack to win he just cant play a game, crazy shit huh. And you guys listen to this man in opinions on games, i just cant think who is more crazy in this story.
@-who-
@-who- 7 ай бұрын
Bro cant play without watching some guides 😅 Wo Long incident
@Mecha_Gear
@Mecha_Gear 7 ай бұрын
12:08 Hey CIG, this is what the Terrapin should look and fly like.
@BadRudolph6594
@BadRudolph6594 7 ай бұрын
Ill admit the combat does take a bit to get used to. Deciding what skills to unlock first to make your playthrough smoother is a learning process.
@amwazdraws6890
@amwazdraws6890 7 ай бұрын
the game is honestly so easy. I explored a bit and had like 9 SP or something and started to unlock many of the abilities that make the fights even easier and I first tried most of the bosses until now
@vintendio
@vintendio 7 ай бұрын
Easy just get the evade as soon as possible this is a action game not a soulslike lmao
@dianixstar1515
@dianixstar1515 7 ай бұрын
It's literally just his mental. He didn't even try that many times, he just got flustered and shut down.
@mercurymachines4311
@mercurymachines4311 7 ай бұрын
The game is so much better than any FromSoft BS.
@BeansEnjoyer911
@BeansEnjoyer911 7 ай бұрын
Asmon not parrying in a sekiro like Classic
@FloatFour
@FloatFour 7 ай бұрын
Ngl hate it when he start '' Im slow guys I cant think when playing a new game ''
@s1os2s3
@s1os2s3 7 ай бұрын
You assume he's a gamer first and then a streamer, not the other way around.
@sarphusgaming3542
@sarphusgaming3542 7 ай бұрын
Explosions in space just look like a ball of light. the phsyics of the stuff blowing off the explosion was also what you'd see in atmosphere :)
@itseebstv553
@itseebstv553 7 ай бұрын
I got stuck a little on that boss with the mortar fire bit catching me then learnt you can parry the ranged attacks lol
@tepig52
@tepig52 7 ай бұрын
... i have been purposefully avoiding ranged enemies. does it send the projectile back at them?
@itseebstv553
@itseebstv553 7 ай бұрын
@@tepig52 no but you can perfect parry to get beta back if you unlock the skill for beta charge :) there maybe a skill later tho that may repell it back
@tepig52
@tepig52 7 ай бұрын
@@itseebstv553 good to know thanks brother
@DentyOne
@DentyOne 7 ай бұрын
When you hand a child a high end electronic device and expect them to be careful with it.
@RimsJobs
@RimsJobs 7 ай бұрын
Unbelivable, How does he suck at every other game but WOW..
@Deivil007
@Deivil007 7 ай бұрын
even if he play's like a monkey for stream content this is still frustating to watch.......
@SlyBrotha77
@SlyBrotha77 7 ай бұрын
Well that was perplexing. 2hrs of playing and did only light attacks and no parrying on that last boss. No beta skills either? This was already ingrained into me by this point, since parrying is essential to building Beta skills. It's like he's tunnel visioning the combat. So strange.
@Doodle1991
@Doodle1991 7 ай бұрын
난 아스몬이 나이가 많아서 게임에 대한 이해도가 떨어져서 플레이스타일이 단조롭다고 생각했는데 얼마전에 그가 나랑 나이가 같다는걸 알았을때, 내가 게임을 잘하는 중년인건지 아스몬이 게임을 못하는건지 헷갈리기 시작했음.... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@reshypoo9447
@reshypoo9447 7 ай бұрын
That's one eye-catching derriere.
@TheShinjikun01
@TheShinjikun01 7 ай бұрын
Thats what happens when u play WoW for 20 yrs and other than that you only react to totally boring and irrelevant stuff because your life is so boring - you become incapable to execute the easiest things in games, that is even reading for example. Poor soul asmon.
@jasenswalley3985
@jasenswalley3985 7 ай бұрын
Weekend before last I did another playthrough of Sekiro so when this one dropped yesterday I jumped right in with the parry mechanic already fresh and clicking and I must say it has definitely been helpful.
@ChaosFraktal
@ChaosFraktal 7 ай бұрын
Too much? Don't want to spoil myself. What's the short version/meaning behind this?
@AstralLaVista
@AstralLaVista 7 ай бұрын
Hard game hard
@AngelOfDeathBG
@AngelOfDeathBG 7 ай бұрын
Basically, Asmon can't play games. Same for this one... 😂😂😂
@Viewable11
@Viewable11 7 ай бұрын
Asmongold did neither understand nor use the many available skills that would have made defeating opponents much easier. Therefore, he thinks the game is too difficult.
@mattparkent440
@mattparkent440 7 ай бұрын
It's not a character action game. It's a souls like. It's got more in common with Sekiro than Bayonetta.
@vicz88
@vicz88 7 ай бұрын
Not a souls game. the caveman cant go one hit unga bunga on the bosses in this game and got skill checked HARD.
@necrago
@necrago 7 ай бұрын
At least he's honest with himself.
@rash_dmg
@rash_dmg 7 ай бұрын
Bro I like Asmon as a person but my god how can he not get the fact that this is a parry heavy game. Also, on the last boss its like he gets his memory wiped and forgets all the basic mechanics in the game. Damn I hope he gets it sooner or later. I get that its difficult to play new games on stream, I did it myself yesterday (with obviously not as many viewers as him) but its still strange to see him react this way to new games, especially soulslikes where you know he likes them and has played many of them in the past. Wish him the best
@Xicor111
@Xicor111 7 ай бұрын
Well I think the gameplay was perfect. I didnt notice the bad gameplay. What I did notice for 2 hours straight was that shining ass.
@WellTraveledGamer
@WellTraveledGamer 7 ай бұрын
This game is not difficult until you unlock hard difficulty. I’ve fought the first 4 bosses and died once. If you’re dying a lot, you’re not using her special abilities properly. If anything, the game is too easy.
@TakiGamesOfficial
@TakiGamesOfficial 6 ай бұрын
I don’t like parrying so I was able to do a full no parry playthrough with no issues, but a no parry AND no beta? Now that’s a challenge for only stellar blade veterans.
@PhuongHoang-cj9jz
@PhuongHoang-cj9jz 7 ай бұрын
It's absolutely the easiest souls-like, if we can even call it one. It's impossible to die in this game. Good game though.
@CrimsonRayne
@CrimsonRayne 7 ай бұрын
Id say medium difficulty, the smoothness isn't present like the smooth fast pace in sekiro. There's more recovery frames and bosses are hard to stagger. Idk eve feels slow sometimes but you gotta be more selective of what you use I guess
@vintendio
@vintendio 7 ай бұрын
​@@CrimsonRaynethe boss are the easiest part of the game lmao
@michaelwolf5845
@michaelwolf5845 7 ай бұрын
​@@vintendiosomeone thinks very highly of himself...
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