Stepdad Thinks My Boyfriend Is Too Ugly... in Bitlife

[@marc0812]

“I HAVE FRIENDS, I HAVE FRIENDS NOW!” “I ALSO HAVE HAY FEVER....”

[@z6aisy]

“I jump up and down and pretend we have a trampoline” But like really same though..

[@ellathomson8533]

i i M i x k e y i i zzazzzzzzzz

[@turtlewashere7384]

i i M i x k e y i i well that’s ironic. I’m going to a trampoline park for an event soon

[@orangejuice2519]

i i M i x k e y i i I’m subbed to you

[@Nothingness889]

Trow

[@iammonkeygirl4632]

Ayyyy I was the 420th like on this comment! :D

[@sifsaabye2602]

Boyfriend breaks up with you Kassie: “It’s because of my stepdad”

[@aliceeinstein8732]

i really want to like this comment but its at 69 likes and im conflicted

[@arsonitsnotamistakeitsamas2761]

Lop

[@Merxcii]

Ya sure blame it one him.... we all know why Kassie......we feel ur pain...

[@swaggydragon]

Alice Einstein I got mad respect for you ✊

[@Treakletart777]

Sif Saabye yeahhhh thats totally the only reason...

[@gurpritpadda6758]

Kassie: I finally have a man Terry: Hello Darkness my old friend...

[@krinka1915]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadowdevil6282]

😂 😂 😂

[@tatianamunnoch8355]

Lol😹

[@kimberlyperry9929]

🤣

[@tayloranderson7547]

Kassie : I finally have a man Terry: Hello Darkness my old friend...

[@AGglittersparkle]

“I can go hang out with my daughter!” Her daughter: ☠️

[@chocolatepuddinggachastopa2871]

Yeah 😆

[@Hibo.]

Parents: "Let's give birth to the baby in a dumpster." Me: "Hold my tea."

[@caysy9156]

Lel my sis calls me "dumpster baby hippo man" qwq

[@twilightundersky8658]

Conceived* It’ll be better if it was worded as: “Let’s get you conceived in the dumpsters”

[@buidinh6270]

A Y A N O. Lol 😂

[@alyaanimations2899]

No *you* hold my tea

[@harlowcookie7865]

Money Bags the gave birth to the baby there

[@boredazu]

Kassie: “it’s been a long time i’ve lived a life” Bitlife: *say sike right now*

[@hdbordercollie]

Bitlife: *"I'm serious, say sike RIGHT NOW."*

[@leannesmythmyfurbabies6064]

@@hdbordercollie lol😂

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

Charmander Gaming Kassie : nah

[@TheBearThatLikesSoup]

lol

[@boredazu]

Leah curtiss its spelled sike in the meme lol

[@Mi-fs1nb]

"I dont see beating up my step dad in the options here" the shade

[@Mi-fs1nb]

Laliminyu Irene issa queen

[@pipriver2100]

@Laliminyu hey trouble

[@miamcvey5101]

*-*

[@michelsonrivas5815]

I wish that was an option🤨

[@violetapples29]

Lol

[@watermelonandpotatoe3652]

Me:**starts new life** Me:**starts screaming cause my parents are 12 and im a planned pregnancy**

[@yoboygrillkryda6646]

😂😂😂 ye i get ya

[@marinettemsp7722]

wait that can happen??

[@watermelonandpotatoe3652]

CleodieCaramel yeah ;w;

[@ashleybrito3141]

What???

[@blood_wolf8045]

That happened to me before😂😳

[@kadenturner5305]

Kassie: “my dad is evil” Bitlife: “I’m just a nice guy”

[@rachaelphillipsonjames2158]

Kassie: _* “IM FINALLY GOING TO HAVE A MAN IN MY LIFE” *_ **Terry has left the chat**

[@mythicaldragon6803]

🤣

[@kakyoiiiiiiin]

𝙊𝙤𝙛.

[@rift_right3259]

;-;

[@Devin809]

Literally

[@gyu4572]

Lol

[@rachaelphillipsonjames2158]

Kassie: “I’m out of prison I can be with my daughter!!” Also kassie: “oh yeah... she’s dead 😖 “

[@troutman821]

So sad 😭

[@suziemcleod1794]

Depressed scoopydoo xD

[@christineg896]

;-;

[@iiirxse2200]

S a d

[@tessa1676]

You mean Kartha gewart lol 😂😂😂

[@mrge1287]

Kassie- "I mean we can go to the beach!" Me mumbling- "BEaCh BeAch! Nicky Minjaaaj

[@christianabacon9258]

Maggie Foucher wha

[@martha9699]

Maggie Foucher niNckY mAnjAjJ

[@LilahIsQueenPurrr]

Cardi b 4life!!!😍😍😍😍😍😜😜

[@nannatan2476]

Ya ya

[@melissaava3807]

@@kosovach2016 leave work for your subs

[@imaheck7078]

"I've never had a friend, really." Nakita: aight ima head out

[@ssssnake5470]

Me too:( :( :(

[@liladockery424]

Kassie: I HAVE FREINDS Also Kassie: I ALSO HAVE HAY FEVER

[@ave5704]

love your profile pic

[@liladockery424]

@@ave5704 thanks, it’s me in a slytherin robe

[@ave5704]

@@liladockery424 did you draw it?

[@liladockery424]

@@ave5704 unfortunately I’m not that skilled but I just searched female Draco Malfoy and chose the one that looked the most like me and the one I chose had a fairly odd resemblance to me

[@ave5704]

@@liladockery424 ohh well it’s very pretty!

[@rosie-zb7ig]

The last time I played BitLife I made an enemy and I died by him showing up behind me at a party with a axe in his hand. He cut my head off.

[@skylarcharcoal3033]

Yikes O_O

[@neonfartz350]

Oh *_*

[@sherisser]

That happened to me lolllll

[@sherisser]

And Once also,I had an enemie and he shaved my head while I was sleeping as a girl

[@WeeklyKid]

Same

[@Eva-ng3zb]

“Why did it have to be my daughter and not my stepdad” he died too “Now I can hang out with my daughter!” She died too 🤣

[@strawhat806]

I'm Eva

[@Eva-ng3zb]

Eva M Cool

[@strawhat806]

You are cooler

[@deonaa22]

haha i love the conversation eva with eva

[@strawhat806]

Hi@@deonaa22

[@littleitaliancapsicum3905]

‘I just love him so much he puts ups with me, he puts up with my step dad and- HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH ME?!’ Me: Oh boy... the heart break.

[@vinky444]

Your baby brother’s last name is “Reynolds” Hamilton fans you know what that reminds you of...

[@emilythorpe8749]

Imagine if her stepdads first name was James

[@mav7971]

maria 🥴

[@laracuesta]

lol, The Reynolds Pamphlet

[@maouliamediaofficial]

Ryan Reynolds

[@hoedown5568]

👀

[@sophia_exists]

16:04 Kassie: I can hangout with my daughter! Me: I thought she died?

[@ericlagace316]

"When I flush the toilet in the middle of the night I run away as fast as I can." So do I.....

[@thatsassychick8408]

O-oh wow....thats...sad.

[@waterloos]

Eric Lagace Same

[@kadinrayne8759]

Eric Lagace lol

[@oink5678]

I'm crazy scared of the toilets on airplanes. The flushes are sooooooo loud

[@nightfoxxx5108]

Eric Lagace sssaaaammmeee

[@thisisfine2962]

“I don’t want any siblings” Me: Same, but I have two

[@thestevens580]

I’ve got three. I know people who have way more though.

[@aimee20098]

Unknown•_• Potato ik

[@aimee20098]

I have too

[@Urmom-zm4xm]

my teacher has 5 sisters and 5 bothers

[@walmartcoyoteanimated741]

the Stevens Kids I got 4 (two are not biological but I love them with all my heart, they hav their own familys and I love them tho 😊)

[@katyplayz8942]

"i like circles cuz i can draw them, make them into peaches, eggplants," i see a pattern here

[@victorcortez3150]

😂

[@asap._.d1rt]

PepperSalt me too

[@S0N1A_42]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ernestopimar747]

🤣

[@nookko6311]

Ö

[@sethrm]

"But I'm a Leo so I've got some fight in me!" That's a compliment to all Leo's she just made a compliment without realizing.. Also I'm a Leo so :')

[@kimyeontan9241]

I’m a Leo too :’)

[@nevaehgoode5882]

I’m a Leo to

[@nevaehgoode5882]

My birthday is in august

[@nevaehgoode5882]

5th

[@kinnydylan8822]

Im a leo

[@ruthmclean8018]

Her: I CaN Go SeE mY DauGhTer Me: YoUr DauGhTer IS DeAd

[@gachawillow4395]

"I'm gonna finally have a man in my life...that isn't my stepfather.." Cut to the brothers

[@QueenBee-md6bn]

😂

[@stero9105]

me : I wish gloom would upload a bitlife video.. gloom : say no more..

[@rheamartin4529]

the way she said "what about my baby" tho... *"WhAt AbOuT mY bAbEh"* *"WhAt AbOuT mY bAbEh ?!?!?!?!!!"*

[@alyssadeiniellemaliksi567]

Me: *Heard Regina George's name* Also me: *Singing the Theater song*

[@whatandwhy4612]

OOOOH Regina! OHOHOHOH

[@kindasus2232]

MY NAME IS REGINA GEORGE-

[@ihearttyler.thecreator]

Kinda Sus oop-

[@classy_galaxy6915]

Which song tho?

[@Garfield.eats.food.]

When she says she’s gonna go hangout with her daughter after she died is just sad 😂😔

[@akzbanana9133]

Gloom"no my daughter died after being trampled by fans at a stadium" Me: wow that stommed her joyment

[@come_see_sports___]

Dun dun chi

[@KarmicComedy]

Timestamp?

[@walkingmitsubastjck8535]

Kassie: "I'm not very smart" Me: I think im the same cuz sometimes I pretend to know everything and I'm class captain HeLp

[@Bella-nh2bo]

Same

[@desktopcarpet]

I'm doing a thing where I'm looking through random videos, and looking at random comments, and subscribing. You won this time! You got a subscriber from me Yeshna Conahye. Hope you upload some videos!

[@justindumbleton6204]

Hello

[@pandagirl7200]

Hi Gloom Your My Favorite KZbinr

[@elaynaslimes4588]

Yeshna Conahye same

[@brieisme687]

Me: gets here 12 minutes late Likes: 2,500

[@josie3986]

same here lol

[@notsofiasworld]

LOL

[@user-xi9ph1sf1t]

Oml no it's like 15,000 likes

[@poojithashyam5214]

Gloom: “yay, I have friends now” Me: laughing sooooo hard My sister: “ssssssshhhhhhh” I’m trying to watch KZbin here”

[@davidparkes7741]

"Ooh, i'm gonna see if i can flirt with my teacher.... Wait how old am i? Elementary school? Yeah i don't think that's gonna happen." I should hope not, lol.

[@ssssnake5470]

Ya I agree + you know what I just realized that she's elementary school that's how old she is

[@danschneider3222]

One time I was mean to my sister in bitlife. She broke all my bones and killed me (A true story)

[@nottavros]

One time my older brother crushed my skull when I was three

[@matty6452]

alfiethefist40 my brother hit me with a frying pan- wait, we were talking about bitlife? ((I’m joking))

[@carolinestavast2639]

One time in bitlife I was born and my brother stabbed me

[@nottavros]

caroline stavast #truestories

[@danschneider3222]

also im not that guy to edit extra but my friend got shot by a bazooka and dodged it

[@hunbun23]

Me: ooh! New video! I might be early KZbin: Yeah! *SIKE* BOOM 33 COMMENTS Me: *why*

[@Bella-nh2bo]

🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@merylseerangum1856]

Same

[@liviespov]

relatable o(TωT )

[@BraziLe0]

Ummmmm now its not 33 coments its 633 coments

[@kiwifrog1768]

Physic

[@nozbe87]

When gloom hurts someone in bit-life, she always turns him into a rhyme 😂🥰

[@Brit19jy]

I like how she makes a back story for her characters and personalities for them! :)

[@wizardwilliam]

9:54 "i dont see beating up my stepdad in the options here "

[@doryanndangelo2857]

Kassie: “I’m not very smart” Me: has F in math 😐

[@caysy9156]

uH maybe study instead of watching yt-

[@caysy9156]

@kay lee black maybe uh, dont flex ur smartness-

[@matenovak4647]

@@caysy9156 I got 97% in my maths test, you plebians

[@Empanadashavemyheart]

caysy maybe uH stop telling people Uh maybe

[@joeybgames1426]

caysy maybe you can stoping telling people what to do,

[@Urfavprocrastinator]

*“ I’m gonna finally have a man in my life.. that isn’t my stepdad “* - Gloom 2020

[@noahbruno3792]

I love when people do weird stuff like she loosened my forehead

[@maggie_layne1203]

pleaseeee play more bitlife!! watching you play this just makes my day! I love you gloom 💕

[@Idk_dont_ask_meh]

I was born on a washing machine in BitLife😂

[@ceren807]

KZbin: 3 comments Me: Can I see it? KZbin: No

[@lexi7049]

Ceren Arig lol yes

[@Bella-nh2bo]

Ceren Arig ikr

[@valuability]

Ikr

[@audreybartlett6053]

Ceren Arig hahahahaha

[@Bella-nh2bo]

Frantic BN can you not do that to every comment?

[@alixiria5616]

Lysm Gloom!!!! 💓💓 You have inspired me everytime I was in a struggle. You made me smile and laugh...you are helping me when I come home sad..when I come home I am pretty much emotionless but then I watch your videos..as soon as I click on the video...I start to smile and my positivity comes back. Tysm Kassie! 💓💓💓

[@peterfuchs5355]

Awwww that’s cute hope you will not be emotionless animor Ai get sad to wen Ai come home

[@L0onyMo0ny]

“Dr Poindexter” Hold up- my mom is a principal?

[@taiyamaclean1608]

Did nobody notice that she died? 15:08

[@-justaweirdo_onthestreet-5151]

17:31 “While strolling through the park you encounter a stray angry (I just added that) Pomeranian” Me-Bakugo?

[@Madzoomer]

Fr

[@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186]

It’s like my favourite part of Kassie’s bitlife videos when she gets so into character, it makes it so much more entertaining😊

[@helenlaverty1062]

They probably played some KIDZBOP at that elementary school dance

[@foofoomanua3683]

6000 Views in 3 minutes, WOW, I can't even get 600 views in like a YEAR

[@inkdragonandinkwolf4835]

Yeah

[@rdla3022]

She has 4 million subscribers

[@randomwords4849]

Facts

[@caysy9156]

Rip :c

[@chelseahall1958]

I love how cassie acts like they are real people

[@AureliaRussell-fi5mg]

Kassie: did u hear me? Stepdad: noh Kassie:lOsEr

[@dkwhoscam]

This vid was hilarious. When she said "I wish I was Regina George."

[@dkwhoscam]

@@kosovach2016 Um no thanks.

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

Ikrrrr I saw Mean Girls yesterday and I got so happy

[@venezia7969]

You know you’re early when it says 16 seconds ago and no views

[@Bella-nh2bo]

Frantic BN Plssss don’t beg

[@somebodystudios182]

@Who Knows that's not begging

[@laurenweber8929]

*Video uploaded 10 minutes ago* *I look at the comment section to see if there are few enough comments for me to comment and gloom to possibly see* *I end up reading comments and posting nothing*

[@your_teenage_Grandma]

Gaming Spice same girl same

[@nerdyasskid]

Who Knows I’ve had my channel for more than a year now and I only have 160

[@shamyahshears8036]

Doc in BitLife: You are snuffing form the flu Me: Same

[@magicmochi2894]

I hope you are feeling better

[@jceler07]

Shamyah Shears :o Corona virus

[@twentyoneolives2611]

Snuffing? Form? GRAMMAR GURL

[@mik_playz2314]

6:50 the "dingdongdingdong" seriously gets me!

[@no_bombing_turtles3702]

Legit, the longest I’ve lived in BitLife is 5 minutes, lol. That’s long for BitLife.

[@rosevelvet29]

2:37 is it bad that that's *ACTUALLY* Me??????? Hehe...heh Edit: this is prob the most likes I've ever gotten (16 likes)😅

[@gjtk]

CrazyLazy GachaGamer make that 17!

[@chadblake5581]

I do it to

[@oliviadacosta9710]

2:46 pm: Mia is a little bit crazy maybe she’ll be a bad influence on me 4:16 pm: MIA I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SO VIOLENT!

[@simone991]

I love how you can just make up plot lines for your BitLife video! Like this would be just a normal game for me but for you it’s like “ALL THE MALE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE HATE ME!”

[@taeflower2933]

I’ve seen like, all of her bitlives. She needs to do them more often, they’re so great 😃 I love you Kassie (Gloom)

[@jaymegavigan94]

Kassie: "I'VE BEEN RELEASED!! I CAN GO HANG OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER!!" Me: Ummm.... Your daughter is dead, remember that?

[@paulmontoya07]

When you said nothing's cool about standing on one foot I was on one foot lol Edit:thanks for the likes

[@datonechipmunk]

“because I called her a Dingoberry!” Ahah hahahahaha I’m dying 😂

[@avaaaak83]

Who else got triggered at the title before they read “in BitLife”

[@iammeowsmorales]

Fallen Angels meh

[@oliviah.2853]

I thought it was one of those animated stories

[@deonaa22]

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!MEE

[@magicmochi2894]

Fallen Angels meeee

[@vivi-ci2bq]

Kassie: IM FINALLY GONNA HAVE A MAN IN MY LIFE Terry: all around me are familiar faces Also terry: *mental breakdown*

[@jademilloy8018]

"i just love him so much hes so amazing *talks about him* oh he wants to break up"

[@Kat-cf6wc]

It's been so long since you played bitlife :Dd

[@Kat-cf6wc]

@@kosovach2016 sure :)

[@agnieszkapaskiewicz451]

Me: *sees 5 comments* ... KZbin: *u ain’t seeing those comments*

[@Bella-nh2bo]

agnieszka paśkiewicz I love the smell of copyrighted comment

[@skieser2757]

Kitty Meow Meow same, it’s just so calming.

[@Bella-nh2bo]

Poopy Bargain 😂✊🏻

[@stephanieperry9736]

I was legit playing BitLife when I got the notification😂

[@Iguessimgabii]

Stephanie Morris same!! 🤣🤣

[@MrsKParker4]

Same!!!!!

[@thedevilangel6141]

LIAR

[@thedevilangel6141]

@@Iguessimgabii LIAR

[@thedevilangel6141]

@@MrsKParker4 LIAR

[@aijasrsvp]

Terry in the background listening 👁👄👁

[@malakhassoon3000]

1:53 Gloom: running really fast, maybe I’ll be running away from from the cops later, who knows? Me: or your problems...

[@whereskody]

Haha "I haven't lived a life in a long time", I dont have a life either gloom

[@krewfan_yoot4774]

Nobody Gloom:DoNt BrEaK mA hEaRt (6:14)

[@rubarbpiez5175]

3:50 Gloom:I AM INSULTED

[@saturniix8287]

I've never seen somebody play bitlife as enthusiasticly as you.

[@nerdishlive]

Omigosh I'm sooooo happy I've been waiting for so long for the next Bitlife episode! I've been watching all the old ones over and over until.... I'm not ashamed of this.... I know parts off by heart! Like if you want more Bitlife

[@mgodmer]

Kassie:I’m not really smart only 17% Me be like:2%

[@gjtk]

Antique 75 Collectors me be like 1%

[@evilpotato1534]

Wølfìė me be like 0%

[@Anna-ru1mu]

Me: haven’t watched gloom in a while Gloom: heyyyy I look completely different now Edit: this isn’t a hate comment she looks really pretty just different than a few months ago

[@kw4118]

Peppa fan she looks the same tho-

[@kiwi5635]

Gloom:I didn't know that mia was that agresiv! MEH:It said that she was crazy!

[@iiimarandathomas7943]

KZbin BitLife: Azzyland, Gloom Me: Kubz Scouts?

[@twentyoneolives2611]

I’m guessing you don’t have BitLife based on this comment?

[@ciarak301]

Tanya Bregar

[@bliss4352]

KZbin: 1 minute ago Me: Yess!! I’m early for my favorite KZbinr!! 🧡😊 KZbin: 216 comments Me: What the...

[@rdla3022]

She has four million subscribers Did you expect anything less

[@yoru-chan4056]

Lol

[@galaxymeow3853]

Bruh- ;-; I cant tell if Kassie didn’t know how to pronounce “Reynolds” or if she wanted the name to be Richard

[@oikawaponyo6591]

Galaxy Meow :3 she read it wrong

[@wozaow]

RYAN RICHARD

[@AmethystSky0]

16:01 Gloom: I can spend time with my daughter Me: shes dead

[@clovest3rz]

“I want to sleep in the backyard.” Vsco:ME TOO! LETS HAVE A TRAMPOLINE SLEEPOVER!

[@maxred7843]

"I want to sleep in the backyard" Me:is watching this in a TRAMPOLINE

[@GeneralConfusion90]

Where is Gloom?

[@hayleybridge1872]

i miss her to 😢😢😢

[@President_Pookie]

Dead

[@President_Pookie]

It’s on her instagram

[@youareworthitall]

@@President_Pookie js stop lying

[@Noxiel_.]

​@@President_Pookienot funny 😐

[@peytonmarie1385]

Explain to me how someone can watch a kassie video and not like it?

[@nathanmcallister3030]

Kassie: Andreas, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BOYFRIEND! Terry: Are you cheating on me?

[@libbyzech7843]

You should do more bitlife vids! They're my favorite videos of yours

[@artanl2984]

0:03 I haven’t lived a life in a long time

[@AngelHernandez-pb4co]

I’ve been waiting forever to watch you do BitLife

[@leo.ak25]

I have been watching you for 4 years, I always thought your intros said “happy day ON glOOm” but it says “I’m” and I-

[@akanenoro169]

Gloom: MIA I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SO VIOLENT also gloom gloom: WOW HER CRAZY IS HIGH

[@evakemner4058]

I watched gloom and 100% LOVED IT!

[@Bruce201]

Why are stepdads always so mean! It happens all the time

[@FOXforlife-e5c]

Isn’t it the point of the video😅

[@Bruce201]

@@FOXforlife-e5c ahhhh I found my old comment XD 2 yrs agoooooo

[@emmax228]

7:53 one of the teachers in my school is called miss Woodward and she used to be my mums pe teacher