Stephen and Dakota Johnson Drink Tequila

The safe word is "pumpkin patch."
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed �The Colbert Report,� which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced ko_l_b__r, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"

[@ThaBoss76000]

She's the definition of a girl you develop a crush on. Like, you may not think much of her at first glance but the more time you spend with her the more you fall more in love

[@darkhorse3557]

And those kinds of girls my friend, are keepers.

[@ElvisAGuevaraBastidas]

That's exactly what is happening to me with with her!! Every time I want to see more of her!!

[@tamie341]

Ohhh dem quirky gals.

[@who-wq9sl]

I agree that😉

[@scheweine6245]

Yea

[@SuperChivasLover]

She's awkward but in a flirty way, like she uses it to her advantage versus adding tension. It's quite remarkable to see.

[@samrad6508]

she's not awkward

[@user-xr9ez1ds3q]

Oh lord! We share the same thoughts.

[@melissaviesca2299]

perfect way to put it

[@GlassTopRX7]

I don't think it's an act, I think it's how she deals with uncomfortable situations where she's trying to control her emotions. Kind of like her trying to be more reserved in a somewhat unpracticed clumsy way.

[@cutienerdgirl]

She acknowledges the awkwardness and makes jokes about it, that's how you make awkwardness cute.

[@russianvoodoo]

I'm just binge-watching her every single appearance on late-night shows and I notice how she sets the mood for the whole show. She is just amazing.

[@cody0412]

Omg same

[@kccooper9962]

Same! Her voice is just other worldly! I love her

[@nikkireign8805]

russianvoodoo I'm totally doing the same 🤣

[@tanmay8639]

same! so, time well spent in quarantine

[@Xryujfdjd]

You mean sets the mood for the night?🤣

[@averypaquette5877]

when she snorted and then wheezed a little I lost it😂 she’s so adorable

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@faith8953]

@@ericwilson6994 you ever get tired of posting the same copy-and-paste comment over and over again?

[@musicmukuljaipur]

2:58 it was the stephen who snorted, look his nose closely

[@Lizziemusique]

I waited for it! And it did not disappoint!!

[@dichodichov6045]

But the speed Stephen took that tequila was remarkable. It was like anime speed.

[@jakebrown8745]

Love that this is just an actual conversation, not an interview.

[@mashash9078]

Jake Brown yeah !! For sure ahah that was really funny and different

[@krystalrainbow2391]

Very casual

[@Fan-qk6yy]

Snot rag

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@selenamolloy6462]

@@ericwilson6994 are you seriously so bored with your own life you have to comment this on every single comment? get a life bruh you need help kid

[@_Drain]

"She's the most maternal, full of love, and... information." *dead*

[@juniorlopez2767]

And FULL of information

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@natalia_92837]

@@ericwilson6994 why is this comment all over the comment section?

[@marygrace4315]

I think she meant wisdom when she said "information" 😅

[@ericthuku9731]

Information? that sounded like the voice of an alien...like, "She has all the information we need about the humanity. Excellent, now we can annihilate the human race"

[@thegospellight6971]

Hollywood has two great personalities: keanu Reeves and Dakota Johnson.

[@krystalrainbow2391]

I agree she's a girl version of Keanu so lovable.

[@asAnApostle]

Lol imagine if they did a movie together

[@gabrielaC11]

Don't forget Johnny Depp

[@JoexLegacy]

No

[@selenashaw9227]

Don't forget Emilia Clarke

[@da96103]

And 4 years later, Dakota confessed something and we realized why she did not take the lime.

[@avistruck5853]

?

[@timothy2204]

Huh?

[@avistruck5853]

@@timothy2204 LOL i searched it up, it’s coz apperently dakota johnson hates limes

[@sweetcupcake408]

@@avistruck5853 Dakota doesn’t hate limes per se, she is mildly allergic

[@elevenocean4471]

@@timothy2204 like the others said she hates limes but during her house tour (on youtube) she had a whole bowl of limes saying she loved them or something🤣

[@brandonbarker4372]

she is like that weird awkward hot girl you never get a chance to talk to

[@ProsenjeetPaulProsenjeetPaul]

Exactly completely agree wid u

[@lanvu9323]

Then you can only cry

[@YMEBASTAPODCAST]

Brandon Barker disagree with you, can talk or I can talk we any girl , in this planet , the think is they are really weird, that they don't notice that you talk to them

[@GlassTopRX7]

She reminds me a bit of a taller version of a girl I use to date a long time ago.

[@tamie341]

Dem quirky gals YO!

[@AlainBruno]

She has a lovely personality.

[@merdesh2402]

+Alain Bruno I love Dakota Johnson!!

[@gelu4in]

+Alain Bruno she's one of my favorite actresses

[@andreeaabro]

+Alain Bruno are you gay?

[@AlainBruno]

silvia tiana :))

[@asmaefaris3457]

why i see you in every comment video ?

[@neilosbeverly7462]

She's so naturally herself, in the moment, spontaneous and childlike. And she always seems the same. Is anyone else is like her?

[@justjessshow6730]

Hi, hello, yes that would be me 👋🏼 people often mistake this type of personality as "immature" or "naive" but we're just really content/playful and have joy in us 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@melektwelve6451]

She is definitely her mother's daughter. Don and Melanie had great genes!

[@potmki6601]

It was probably retorical, but I met spontaneous and joyful (in comfortable setting with okay people) women like her, so yes, they are out there

[@lucyinthesky2023]

Chris Martin. 😍

[@brown3651]

Keanu Reeves

[@marielle3309]

“She’s full of love, and information” - priceless description of Tilda Swinton

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@Dani-th6cl]

Stephen seems to genuinely adore her.

[@armandocendejas4222]

how could he not

[@bleueviolette4549]

Get a grip. Stephen Colbert is a happily married man with beautiful children.

[@aManWhoWantsEverything]

exactly . SO?! he is just a human

[@oddicocidic]

steven was as sweet as she was adorable.

[@wolfstar675]

Bleue Violette So what? He's still human he can still be attracted to her and it's no big deal.

[@sailormars20]

I laughed so hard when she snored. She's so cute 😂😂😂

[@dexterod]

+Moody Bloom I thought it was Stephen.

[@sailormars20]

+dexterod haha

[@claritywithteekay]

+Moody Bloom not.

[@GD_1987]

hahaha she's so super adorable

[@OpportunisticHunter]

lol

[@theonarte8048]

i routinely watch dakota johnson interviews from time to time as therapeutical purposes

[@chrispham8705]

All new tonight! Part two of Stephen Colbert’s epic interview with President Barack Obama!

[@UpasanaDeka]

YES. Thanks for putting words to my thoughts.

[@muCephei_]

Wow, so accurate

[@ctochop]

ACCURATE

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@thomaswells926]

Seeing her interviews really made me appreciate Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith as parents. To raise someone around what must be a lot of wealth and fame and have them turn out into such a chill, regular person, really shows what great parents they must be.

[@fjphoto23]

She also had Antonio Banderas as stepfather.

[@thomaswells926]

@He llo I mean, Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith were two of the absolute biggest stars of the 80s, so I would imagine pretty dang rich.

[@jeremymontanez4323]

Melianie and Antonia raised her not Johnson.

[@dejavu2752]

plus, Tippi was her grandmother

[@lostallhope675]

Her grandmother is also from old Hollywood era too.

[@donvitocorleone6443]

this is probably one of the best night show interviews I've ever seen.

[@brainchild2197]

any interview with shots involved is the best

[@agentone8511]

brainchild any interview involving Dakota Johnson*

[@theultimatecatloverchannel9432]

I think it has a lot to do with Dakota's general likability and that they personally knew each other. I saw one interview with Phoebe Waller Bridge (another fantastic actress/writer/comedian) and the chemistry was way off.

[@btsglitterocean]

@@ericwilson6994 you're under every comment, don't you have anything better to do?

[@TheSvaneMan]

"Full of love and information.." omg I'm done

[@AlamdaABalqhin]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vothuclinh]

I don't think I get that. Can you explain it to me?

[@brown_town_]

it's just random & weird but cute cuz she's getting drunk. But Stephen made it seem more weird than it really was.

[@vothuclinh]

+Brown Town oh ok :))

[@zahra2k2]

when does she say that?

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

I love how shy charming and flirty she is Her voice is phenomenal

[@maryhill00]

I think she got little tipsy after that tequila shot..😅 she is cute.

[@QuinnyKR]

LOL! True! Soon after actually with that snort 😅

[@Fan-qk6yy]

They both were drunk

[@omniaveritas2427]

why didn't chase it with lime though

[@viswanathsennappan6628]

subscribed ur channel to listen the songs at ur playlist 👌👏

[@camilamunoz1997]

probably she didn't sleep that much or eat something heavy before that XD that's why

[@gennabarrington6908]

She's the cutest girl alive

[@r.pneumo7337]

But she should stick with the fringe.

[@annmaria7580]

IKR!!!!! i just love her

[@whiteribbonman1]

+Stefan W. YOU are SO wrong!!

[@whiteribbonman1]

+Stefan W. You are of Deutschland. 👍 I dated women that looked similar to her in Stuttgart and THEY were thought beautiful by men of Deutschland. Your opinion sir, I will respect that.

[@riosricardo7400]

Genna That would Be Margot Robbie..😃

[@eggyness]

"You have a disease of the pants, let's get those off before it spreads to your shirt" - best pickup line *EVER*

[@peopleschampiii584]

Stephens wit is unmatched

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@monkeylinga1686]

@@ericwilson6994 WHY ARE YOU WATCHING HER INTERVIEWS THEN? 😂

[@stankix1701]

@@ericwilson6994 Copy and paste much? Why? Do you not have a life?

[@HEATHENS5074]

her "ayoo" was soo cute omg

[@sauravmitra687]

I just love the way she talks. She is so serene.

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@arkadiuszkawak6379]

@@ericwilson6994 Then why the fuck are you here lol

[@traceyburns8043]

It's so funny to me that she is trying so hard not to burst out laughing this entire time that she's actually just slowly crying. Then at 3:28 she finally just lets it out. hahaha!

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@gabbym333]

@@ericwilson6994 Dude, just say you're upset you can't be with her and move on. If you didn't care about her, you wouldn't bother watching this or leaving a comment.

[@James7995]

Gosh she's adorable

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

She is.I would cuddle with her and keep her away from any more bad movies like Fifty shades.

[@davidd6218]

Is gosh a word? 🤔

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

it is.

[@Crg_eli]

She’s the type of lady I wanna marry! I can’t stand her cuteness!! 😩❤️

[@jaycela900]

OMG.... She's so beautiful... I can't take off my eyes on her

[@The95thZebra]

I love how Stephen's response to her snort was to give her *more* tequila!

[@ChiefEarlyBird]

In for the save!

[@mitchliam974]

The drunker you are the less you care what others think so yes 😂

[@leandro4552]

The drunker you get the muscles get more relaxed. But obviously Stephen just wanted to get her hammered for the good cause. 😂

[@petezah4597]

07:28 the pianist: "this is it, this is my chance to shine"

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@petezah4597]

@@ericwilson6994 you sound like a very sad man who reflects his anger towards himself to other people

[@ericwilson6994]

@@petezah4597 No, I'm a very happy person. Have you ever seen the Eric Cartman interview where the interviewer asks Eric who his hero was? Eric replies, "This is actually gonna sound egotistical, but I'd actually have to say, myself." #Gemini man #Clone Wars. I'm simply making an honest observation about an actress that sucks.

[@petezah4597]

@@ericwilson6994 it's funny that you make the comparison to eric cartman because the entire idea behind eric cartman's character, is that he's a sad little man who reflects his anger towards himself to other people. His father has left him, his mother is a sl*t who doesn't know how to raise him, his friends and everyone else hate him, he threatens to kill himself if his girlfriend leaves him because he can't stand being rejected, yet hates his girlfriend when she does give him attention because nobody has ever loved him in that way. En thus he reflects all that anger towards other people in the form of mean comments about kyle being a jew, or scott malkinson having diabetes etc.

[@ericwilson6994]

@@petezah4597 I didn't realize that I was speaking to a South Park afficianado. It's as though I'm reading the cliff notes to a Shakespearean play. We can both agree that Cartman is hilarious, but as for that other crap, I don't really care. I gotta say though, that was a strange reply to the off the cuff comment about an Eric Cartman NPR interview that I just thought was really funny. All I can tell you is that I'm a very happy and confidant person, who sincerely doesn't give a shit about your opinion, where I don't want or need anything from you, where your force is moot, and your not able to take any relevant action against me. I'm not acting as though I don't give a crap about your opinion, I genuinely don't care. If an actress is lame, in a really boring relationship with Chris Martin, who isn't that attractive, with a list of B movies that were terrible, and the only reason she's in Hollywood is that her daddy was a successful actor, then I'll share that opinion with anyone willing to listen, dummy.

[@camille-tz8wv]

I was here after Ellen. Look at good chemistry.

[@traceyburns8043]

Right?! This is what 2 people ACTUALLY becoming friends looks like, as opposed to Ellen who tries to pretend she's close friends with everyone and they all just go along with it...except for Dakota! Love her!

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@cloackedangel5163]

Can someone please help me report this Wric Wilson who just copy pasted stuff like seriously? Spamming at its finest dood. No one wants your energy here.

[@Pirulo3]

The Tequila Effect: after the second shot you can see Colbert’s face relaxing and the interview getting better every second. He needs to keep doing drunken interviews.

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@user-qf5bw4fs4f]

@@ericwilson6994 lmao get a life

[@AshrafAnam]

@Eric Wilson I'll give anything to be Chris Martin

[@monkeylinga1686]

@@ericwilson6994 why are you watching her then? 😂

[@monkeylinga1686]

@@AshrafAnam I think anyone would

[@tropicanahana]

I love how shy, charming and self deprecating she is. So un-hollywood (def a compliment)

[@bijanavvalentino4317]

There was not one moment of this where I was not smiling. Perfect interview. Love this energy.

[@geordangullock1237]

These two just went on a date on live television.

[@mufudzimaposa]

Yeah I know right

[@potmki6601]

Can't two people just get drunk and talk about stuff without it being a date

[@JohnstasBACK]

iop erty NO.

[@elshadie9719]

@@potmki6601 its just a joke in a way

[@babysudhirs9205]

I hope you watch Craig Ferguson . He takes you people on honeymoon on the first minute

[@veronicadias4661]

Protect Dakota at all cost

[@dublinvids5146]

Que?

[@flatearthreality8683]

No.

[@a.i.dimmer4616]

01,we got u!

[@kenshook]

@@dublinvids5146 por que she's cute.

[@vie3147]

More like protec her bangs because she has large forehead

[@themripley]

"Well, what's the movie, darling"? The way he said that was so adorable.

[@Fan-qk6yy]

He was flirting with her at this point

[@nellieshoals]

Stephen is a DILF! 😄

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

[@natalia_92837]

When did that happen?

[@themripley]

@@natalia_92837 Around 08:25 right after she says she's going to Vancouver to shoot a movie.

[@FirstLast-vj2sr]

I really like stephen, he is not a creep and he knows how to kid around without overstepping. He gives me nice dad vibes.

[@rachreid8746]

8:29 “What’s the movie, Darling”

[@Alan_is_here]

Stephen Colbert is such a gem of a person.

[@doooooocthhf]

@@Alan_is_here what's the gem?

[@arathortizs28445]

@@doooooocthhf думаю это короткое слово от джентельмен

[@akashkandpal1832]

Tharkk nikal rhhi baba ki

[@rileycarson8259]

Thanks for the time stamp!

[@gateauxq4604]

She is disturbingly adorable, and Stephen is adorably drunk. Good interview!

[@a.e.jabbour5003]

This is one of my favorite interviews I've seen of his. The Tequila was a GREAT idea! :)

[@haileyray9907]

"I came back and my lamb chop was gone" IM SO DONE

[@Nippleless_Cage]

- said the sheep

[@ximenr7276]

Hhhahaha she is amazing!

[@vaportibaby]

8:05 fave part "wait a minute. I'm in New York?" Love her

[@mohammadshweiki1511]

If the word "adorable" had a real body and soul, Dakota Johnson would be it.

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@NatJune]

She truly is amazing!💛

[@ninjaahjumma]

This interview was so damn random, I love it. 😂😂😂

[@oldyoufube25]

I think Dakota should get drunk every interview she does 😂

[@SandraLovesRoses]

+Nina D. I agree! More natural conversation, less interview.

[@andresbarriga5305]

+Nina D. You would have loved Craig Ferguson then.

[@ninjaahjumma]

Andrés Barriga Damn right I do! Ugh, I miss Craig so damn much. His new show doesn't do him justice.

[@ninjaahjumma]

xlanguagemadeoffilms I quite like Dakota even when she's sober. Her dry humour and overall weirdness is refreshing.

[@Dream1ng]

she's so sweet

[@TheDragonkiller56]

+BrineDude Gaming don't need to turn this into a political fire storm.

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

+BrineDude Gaming So what? Go post about it on tumblr if you're feeling triggered. Smash the matriarchy or something.

[@Dream1ng]

***** wth. You must be a joy at parties.

[@Dream1ng]

***** lol really? Do you want her to be wearing a snuggie? Also What does that have anything to do with who she is "girls who show a little more skin can't be sweet". People like you help me understand why Donald Trump is the Republican nominee

[@knight4linux]

+Dream1ng feminism is cancer

[@Jeneva1]

Steven and Dakota bounced off one another in a most charming, hilarious way. They're both so much fun. Thanks for posting ! :)

[@entertain7us148]

"She's full of love and... information."

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@happinessltd]

@@ericwilson6994 are you ok? you've been commenting this same exact thing on multiple replies. maybe think about getting a life instead of busting a blood vessel over an actress you've never met.

[@RayRainz]

I couldn't stop smiling through out the interview

[@dufez9289]

me too idk wtf is wrong with me lmao

[@donrompenalgas1370]

she was weirdly cute.

[@c433z]

she's just cute in general

[@THELANKANCOMRADE]

It's all an act, two faces; one for the public and another for herself.

[@uptonroboticsptyltd3665]

+THE AMERICAN PATRIOT You told me you like two faces because there is more to slap?

[@oldyoufube25]

+c433z I agree! 😊

[@llabronco]

....before the accident.

[@hayleyc3363]

Never laughed out loud at an interview before but this was way too funny. She's adorable

[@doublee3886]

"How do you calm down from a day of simulated masochistic sex?" Finally a question we all want to ask at some point in our lives. Vancouver, Seattle and the Heathman Hotel, oh my!

[@nobamaki3010]

What clip?

[@traceyburns8043]

Huh?

[@damiengarbutt7229]

Portland

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@soxnation1000]

Colbert is the best interviewer. I've seen Dakota's interviews with Fallon and Seth Meyers, and both those hosts were awkward and forced. Colbert has a chill style and makes this interview fun and comfortable.

[@Nippleless_Cage]

There's no need to complement a host by putting someone else down.

[@leylarustamova]

Colbert can do stupid things as well. Like, he might attack a person if they don’t agree with him. He attacked Ricky Gervais for being an atheist, even though the only thing Ricky said was “yes” when asked if he was an atheist. And I remember someone else too, who Colbert attacked

[@pengyiliang4540]

@@leylarustamova I was interested so I looked up that interview kzbin.info/www/bejne/hma9gKqEgJuhb7c It's actually fantastic to be honest. Probably the best live debate about religion on TV

[@alexisclements3167]

@@pengyiliang4540 the other one is when he interviewed Mel Gibson... an almost fanatical catholic. Interesting interview.

[@usuitakumi1523]

I love how Stephen immediately reached for more tequila after Dakota snorted lmao

[@adan3420]

I love you Usui.

[@usuitakumi1523]

@@adan3420 thanks

[@anushkamadyanam1046]

Usui

[@shankaril2602]

usui

[@lmraj7446]

I thought she farted !

[@roselynrodriguez4902]

2:57 his face when she snorts I love it hahaha

[@Archfiend_Sushi7746]

The Tequila, the snort, her fashion oml she's everything

[@marylynmau6560]

they talked like father and daughter. stephen is so cute

[@violal1460]

Marylyn Mau when he called her darling, my heart melted

[@juniorlopez2767]

If you think it's ok for your dad to tell you to take your pants off in a flirty way. You got some major problems marylyn

[@oliev0251]

My mom wants to comment but can't so here I am. She says "funny". This is her first comment 😂

[@sarahelizabethtaylor1159]

😂❤

[@sejalkulkarni3630]

Awwwwhh so cute :)))))

[@ANDIfiable]

Your mom is adorable 😊😊😊

[@mrgcharecter2322]

Congratulations to your mom.😅

[@SafwanNet]

Hello Mom

[@pastichola]

So now we know why she didn't take the lime

[@jessicaderosa9625]

She is so lovely. She is shy and that look of normal girl make her so perfect

[@snowdjagha]

This woman is such a hottie. Love her shy attitude.

[@knight4linux]

She just exudes this mysterious, all encompassing sex appeal... I'm still trying to describe it. It. Is. STRONG.

[@snowdjagha]

ANotSoSuperMan No, she wouldn't buddy. Why the fuck do you think she was chosen for that role? Just because she can act? LOL You're saying that if this woman passed right by you, you wouldn't notice her??

[@isla24bonita]

+ANotSoSuperMan no need to address someone a dumbass right away. Dont worry...these women youre saying wont even notice u too and u know why.

[@isla24bonita]

+ANotSoSuperMan ok no prob ;) actually i know what u mean or what ure tryin to say. Like in this country, lots of attractive people that your eyes just get used to it & it becomes sort of not a big deal anymore.

[@isla24bonita]

+ANotSoSuperMan lucky u. lol...but still im in love with dakota johnson and candice swanepoel.

[@Zoharargov]

Cosmic levels of flirting here. Cosmic.

[@kevinsolis3872]

+Zoharargov *takes notes*

[@Caroleonus]

+Zoharargov I know right? "My wife's not here ;)"

[@ryucaro]

Zoharargov lol

[@KP-zb1tr]

He told her to take off her pants

[@youngtwins2]

Dakota Johnson and Aubrey Plaza should start a podcast together

[@HaenBNS]

YESS IM OBSESSED WITH THEN

[@heyahowareyou5971]

OMG YES

[@blueheaven4838]

The thing with Dakota is that she makes you feel comfortable by keeping up a shy personality. She is so adorable.

[@ScarProxy]

after the shot it was like a first date vibe lol

[@ZipplyZane]

+Jason Matt A first date that went really well, though. You had me worried!

[@thankunext1625]

YES I KNOW! i like them

[@starlinguk]

This is why Graham Norton's interviews work so well. Booze.

[@ClayMcDonald]

+starlinguk Truth

[@honestcomments8053]

I noticed she is a good actress. but after watching her interviews lately, she is a smart and strong woman despite her upbringing. you go girl. Love Dakota.

[@AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy]

Stephen is always so smooth with the ladies, I never thought I'd have to take notes from Stephen Colbert. what a great host

[@FirstLast-vj2sr]

True, because he is not a creepo o try to hard. I really like him.

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Nice how Stephen knows exactly when someone needs a shot.

[@anuugoo]

Yeaaaaaasdsssa

[@rollespil1000]

The grunt at 2:58 was ADORABLE :) I love her

[@DrMattDestruction]

+Tore Bolhoej not a grunt. a snort! or an oink!

[@FieldMarshalFry]

+Tore Bolhoej only one cure for that... MORE BOOZE!

[@prnewstoday2624]

+Tore Bolhoej She was so shy that she let that one out. lol

[@WhyForWhatNow]

That subtle panic in her eyes when she said, "there was so many.. flowers" 😂

[@boop9430]

Wow this is one of my favorite interviews of Dakota Johnson

[@AchaibouAbdelDZ]

Why???

[@ericwilson6994]

Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

[@shaniyahlashay4502]

Dakota must really LOVE gucci! Lolz Everytime someone ask her what she is wearing she says Gucci

[@cutienerdgirl]

More like a brand deal. She gets paid to promote them.

[@trantus2051]

Just like any girls ever

[@Fan-qk6yy]

She is a gucci model

[@bronwyn117]

Also, Alessandro is the Gucci designer, and he and Dakota are very close friends.

[@KaBone002]

Literally one of the best colbert interviews ever

[@stimolus]

If you're having a bad day, just listen to Dakota's giggling on repeat and your worries will fade away 🥰

[@jennelynborromeo2356]

2020 still watching who’s with me?

[@jadesalter5660]

Awww when she snorted!!! 😂😂 ooooh i love her!!

[@aileenchriscelia]

This is like a drunk interview😂😂😂

[@havyolve9956]

Absolutely

[@Nippleless_Cage]

The best kind

[@mavicgo761]

Absolutely but was so funny haha .. my first time to see drinking in interview

[@allieserencio]

that "okay!" at the end is stuck in my head! shes so adorable!!

[@martinw93]

Still one of my favourite interviews, come back to it every now and again when I need a pick me up :)

[@fionnaadeline7525]

her little "OKAY!" at the end! too adorbs!

[@muskylemon2310]

"....and the milk-bearing teat." -Drunk Colbert 2016

[@paulalara6867]

1:25 "Do you want my lime too?..." Now it makes sense

[@carlyfaiith]

“It was so fancy! ..... and there were so many flowers!” Lmfao wtf I love her

[@emantabrizi]

Every interview should start with Tequila shots.

[@matthewsimcheeking5461]

her voice is very flirty.

[@oliverqueen8439]

Wait till you hear her say "titillating" on the interview with Seth Meyers.

[@TheJulienne21]

Dakota Johnson is the only person I know who's socially awkward and shy but very well-spoken at the same time. She comes off as so charming because of how she handles her awkwardness, it's truly endearing. Like she's got that charisma that pulls you in. One of the very few female celebrities I find extremely pleasant and lovable. She's practically perfect. Lol

[@chellepatino1675]

She is calm and almost seems quiet but not. She's really not shy she's just calm.

[@rahjeel]

she's a real sweetheart. 😂

[@tamzyncrocker4007]

she is so frikken adorable! xx

[@aameet18]

So are you😉

[@dickwarlock9582]

@@aameet18 so are you

[@mohammednasseif9210]

I can't stop watching her clips! She is sooo funny and full of positive energy!

[@jartotable]

She has so much of her mothers mannerisms... brings back memories of her in films.

[@Phi1618033]

She snorts when she laughs. That's adorable.

[@cavanjfaucett]

This interview is weirdly unsettling yet deeply satisfying at the same time. Two great personalities.

[@zeinazahra7132]

Dakota is so beautiful in a mysterious way. What I find it so adorable is her laughter. She is so normal. I like her so much..

[@amoghskulkarni]

When they clinked their glasses, I got a text on my phone and my phone "ting"ed at the exact same moment. It was magical.

[@shristi0000]

I had never read the description of the late show videos. it's hilarious whoever wrote it.

[@felixzardan7127]

+shristi shrestha Me too, I always thought it was a boring official description but HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

[@starlinguk]

+shristi shrestha Ya think he really has 1500 different neckties?

[@Sp4wnEffect]

shristi shrestha thank you for that ;-) love and information to you, have a nice day!

[@roumifyouwnt2]

Sp4wn Effect lol maternal love and information 😘😁😂

[@vickyfoing459]

she drinks tequila like a champ

[@AdityaPal_sciencepal]

3:04 he takes out both lemons ... wow he actually threw that lemon and it landed correctly at 1:27 !! Amazing

[@urielfulgencio5285]

7:00 "she is full of love and ... Uhm.. information " lmao she is adorable.

[@drprofessor756]

Her attractiveness goes beyond the physical level ♥‿♥

[@nooralz6336]

"you were with sexy people!" me: YOU WERE WITH VOLDEMORT

[@Andrew_Botros]

lessamazing dan and phil are. Wot? Since when was Dakota Johnson related to Harry Potter?

[@hyacinthdibley]

Spooky Sphee that was Ralph Fiennes in the photo on the right. He played Voldemort in HP.

[@Andrew_Botros]

hyacinthdibley ohhhhhhhhh ok

[@vakuro6139]

OMG YES

[@TacShooter]

And the conflicted Nazi in Schindler's List. lol

[@al-hocprojects2655]

I shake it off, by "flying to new york and having tequila shots with you"--- Master defense.

[@Tyler-1203]

Dakota is so calm, polite and easygoing you’d think she never gets angry