Stephen Invites Presidents Obama, Bush And Clinton To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine On A Late Show

Just like Elvis Presley, who got vaccinated for polio at the Ed Sullivan Show in 1956, Stephen Colbert invites former presidents Obama, Clinton and Bush to demonstrate their confidence in the Covid-19 vaccine by getting their inoculations LIVE on A Late Show. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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[@johnort87]

Loved his he gave his writers some time in the spotlight. Truly gifted people always behind the scenes! Well done! Oh, and Michigan's Karen was hilarious!

[@justgno4242]

Stephen's impression of the testimony of a disgruntled valleygirl is priceless lol

[@noeliajaime7656]

The " Someone's little girl" comment brought out the dad in Stephen and it was so endearing.

[@cedriclankes3115]

I rly enjoy this subtle laughter in the back way more than any full audience

[@bobbarker3825]

Keep this format, hearing Stephen's wife's giggles in the background makes it way funnier

[@stefanhoimes]

They really are relationship goals. Evie still laughs at her husband's jokes after three decades and their love is so obvious and inspiring.

[@dmzielinski12]

Honestly thought the same thing... Makes me smile when Evie is there with him... Love them both

[@drewmkelly]

It's the best!

[@vincesmith9507]

Please record Evie's giggles (10 to 15 mins. worth) and sell copies to benefit some charity. We can play it to brighten our day.

[@northernsiren]

I adore laughing with her

[@sagarasousuke3757]

How is that Melissa lady real?? Her whole being seems like a person taking straight out of Saturday night live. It's insane

[@TheDoctorwho747]

Well Giuliani must have been in a Starbucks doing what he does best frightening little children, and some adults, and heard her asking for the manager cuz her fucking latte temperature was off by .1 degrees and he thought "Now their seems like a reliable "witness". Lol

[@jpenneymrcoin6851]

she's an "actress" - and she looks "classy" www.exploretalent.com/resume/view/6874881

[@jesuszamora6949]

@@jpenneymrcoin6851 Oh God... With a profile pic like that, I'd be surprised if she doesn't go the OnlyFans route after this....

[@rainbowbunniie]

She reminds me of Victoria Jackson. Although it’s a toss up for who is crazier Melissa or Victoria.

[@mamababycats]

She's just as real as Barbie McEnany 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@heavyforward]

The writer for the opening animation for Road From The White House deserves some credit.

[@DavidErickRamos]

Same goes for the Endless Bummer

[@grannysweet]

Loved the song

[@soccrstar4]

I skip through those sections every time. They make me want to pull my hair out, they’re so annoying.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Agreed!

[@lolawants2008]

@@soccrstar4 I replay them! 😆

[@SoCloseToToast]

Loved the jokes in this and Steven's awkward pauses haha

[@vandieselcuuuz]

Stephen* not to be that guy but it’s literally in the title

[@toddklempan105]

“Somebody’s little girl”. The delivery was perfect.

[@timjones5219]

She swallows and then burps it back up and adds a stick or two of gum!

[@williamsutter8047]

How long ago was it this show was questioning how safe the vaccine would be? That whole "It's too soon!" "It's political reasons!" Trump wants to put an unsafe vaccine out just so he can get re-elected! I wonder why people don't trust the vaccine. I wonder what changed now that these shows are saying it's safe.

[@VardhanShrivastava]

@@williamsutter8047 because then there was no evidence but claims?? and now we have evidence for their safety claims? do Americans even follow anything beyond "THESE SHOWS" to form opinions??

[@zesty9815]

@@williamsutter8047 What changed is we're now getting the results from Phase 3 trials. On Nov. 16, Moderna announced the first preliminary data from the trial, followed by the complete data on Nov. 30.

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

@Agent Fungus And yet you have been commenting on this line for years. And other sites. You do realize people can post whatever they want. Our country's first amendment is freedom of speech. And he is right you know. Now that "comedians" are saying the vaccine is safe? Everyone's all on board.

[@sanalulu2172]

Gosh, SNL is gonna have a field day with that woman

[@markmh835]

So true!! We can only hope! 😁👍

[@LawNerdAmber]

Who's gonna play her?

[@korymulanax3362]

@@LawNerdAmber Judy Greer

[@braxtonthartabrig]

Has to be Vanessa Bayer

[@JarrodBaniqued]

Melissa Rauch for a guest spot

[@melissaa.bernstein910]

Might be one of Colbert's best segments EVER. A reminder of his comedic brilliance.

[@christabelle__]

Bless, Stephen has so many female writers. LOVE IT.

[@maximiliandort3489]

that lady is the epitome of "i saw it on facebook, therefore its true."

[@heatherkaye8653]

That's a majority of these trumpers. I tried to converse with one and he sited Pallor and Facebook memes as his sources. I tried to explain these aren't a legit source and he told me to F off and walked away. It was the funniest exchange, but terrifying he believed those blog posts and memes.

[@pauloandrade925]

@@heatherkaye8653 You can argue with a smart person but you cant do that with a stupid one.... Cause the stupid one believe the first thing they see... often the dumb thing too.

[@MercenaryTau]

I have a friend who reposted this...sketch comedy bit and gave it the headline "Hard Evidence".

[@icin4d]

@Joe Schmoe I hate to use the term brainwashed, but somehow they've developed their own reality of logic. The best one I heard to illustrate that is because there's no evidence of wide-spread voter fraud, then wide-spread voter fraud must exist.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

What I found funny: she's a woman pretending to be an IT Professional (she's far to bad at math to make that believable) being represented by people who are pretending to by lawyers. Further proof you don't need the A team when your goal isn't to convince judges but to convince rubes to donate to a con.

[@bepowerification]

that crazy woman is literally "girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with"

[@bluegypsy71]

😂👏🏻I fell for that fly in that profile pic...I tried to shoo it away

[@masoncampbell971]

bepowerification Exactly what I was thinking 😂I always thought that was an exaggerated character, turns out it's not.

[@marwakheb3399]

Omg yes ive been saying that, if you just listen to the audio you could swear it's Cecily doing a character.

[@alecia5447]

I have not cringed so hard in so long lol this has to be satire please tell me they didn’t vet her good enough and she is trolling

[@slinkywhippet]

Blue Gypsy - You're not alone 😂

[@LeftIsBest001]

Anyone realise how loud a fart has to be to be picked up by the mic on the desk?? 😂😂 (It even startled the woman sitting next to him.) 😂😂

[@bboop25]

My thought exactly 😂 I’m DYIN over here!!! 🤣

[@xy6845]

He musta been fartin outta his mouth while talking Hey don't dismiss that! Remember when his brains were leaking out his ears?

[@rockandrollfantasy86]

He released the Kraken

[@phyllishahart6111]

😂😂😂

[@soundsgalactic]

She looked directly at Rudy as soon as it happened, lol

[@benespection]

"Dead people are writing this show" - nice to see the writing staff, it's been a while :)

[@chezmoi42]

Yes, I think it's refereshing to see them get a little of the spotlight.

[@RedRooster123]

I miss Liz Levin - she needs to come back

[@BrunoHenrique-bg8kj]

Not a surprise, as how the administration deals with Covid

[@digabledoug]

She is such a caricature that all it takes is glasses at end of nose and sounding drunk. Stephen killed it.

[@seanpowell1661]

Hell yeah he did! 👏👏👏

[@theotherscientist]

In the SNL parody you can only tell it's not her, because Rudy next to her is a woman.

[@andreakubiak4778]

Steve Johnson, who she is being so rude to, is an incredibly conservative Republican. He is trying to give her a chance to prove her point, and she is just being belligerent instead. This is getting ridiculous.

[@enriqueali]

Haha... She needed to definitively prove how dumb she really is. She wasn't going to risk leaving anyone present there without even the shadow of a doubt of the abysmal level of her stupidity. Kudos to her for so spectacularly achieving her goal and then some! 😆😆😆😆

[@Divaxi]

YOU CANT EVEN MAKE THIS UP THAT IT WAS MADE UP. THE LEVELS OF IRONY ARE SO ONIONY,IM CRYING-SERIOUSLY. CRYING AND CRINGING. #2020 #YRWeLikeThis #ThisCudntBeRealLifeRight? #RebootMePlease? #MakeItStahppppp. #WhatIsLifeNow?

[@Divaxi]

Ded at JaboRama💀💀💀- #Again.

[@Divaxi]

The sound burnt my eyes. The empathy I had for the lady who was next to him......omg. #DaHorrorDaHorror

[@kimjongfun5427]

Before this November, I didn't even know it was possible for someone to lose just one election for this many times.

[@drewstaser9726]

Well...from the way you run your country you never new people could lose an election

[@terrycampbell8112]

It's knew, not new! But literate people know that.

[@cleopatrasrevenge]

Kim Jong Fun you're so prettyy marry meee! Time to make North Korea great again with a foreign First Lady

[@amransalleh]

Kim jong fun... its time to have some fun. Let's bomb America

[@daniplaysoneasy-9454]

🤣😂

[@mellow924]

Ah my god. It's not only Stephen who is adorable. His writers are adorable too.

[@michaelulbricht9438]

Giuliani's flatulence was the most coherent and productive thing to come out of him in a courtroom in years!

[@captainautobots]

Are you saying that, when it comes to being a lawyer, he BLOWS big time?

[@noguruespanol]

You beat me to saying this..haha tks anyway

[@lindaliestman4397]

“Oh sweet lips that never tell a lie!”

[@xmiller7691]

Giuliani should ask Trump how he defeated audible flatulence using Depends™️ to hold a load in place to dampen the embarrassing noise.

[@francoburnet2682]

I agree!!!! 😂🤣

[@mlghelp2day]

Hats off and standing ovation to the writers! Finally....finally I got to see the faces to the talented writers! Thank u!😁🤗🙆‍♂️👏👏👏💙💙💙

[@ZoesZoo]

That woman is like a parody of herself!

[@bobstark6193]

Lmao. Right?

[@amitalati5741]

Perfect

[@ZoesZoo]

@@austinha11 It totally is! Like she left the set and pranked everyone in the courtroom

[@jasontoppin4875]

That is exactly I thought when I first saw her

[@3matic7]

SNL Victoria Jackson

[@mackenziehoward9602]

When Rudy farted, the woman next to him INSTANTLY looked up at him. Hahaha 🤣

[@TonyGonzales]

Saw the same thing. =) Almost felt bad but then they chose to be there!

[@A._is_for]

"How many drinks did you have to build up courage for this hearing?" "Yes"

[@Bobbyliscious]

Not many!

[@amakaikejiani6412]

She was definitely high on trump substance

[@Metakeyman]

"How many drinks did YOU have? Zero. The answer's zero."

[@generaseven]

@@Metakeyman nice.

[@TriViuM2k22]

It's a "non-zero number".

[@GoodSoulPossible]

Stephen and his writers team should continue with such small gigs. It's worth watching.

[@carlmorde7901]

And you are an infantile wind bag thinking this is remotely funny.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Swapnil Shinde -- Oh wow, did you ever trigger a troll! Well done!

[@mnomadvfx]

Evie and son giggling in the background just seems much more genuine than the old crowd.

[@TheShadowKing1988]

"It's like the Hulk pulling you aside and saying, ' *Hulk think you need anger management. Hulk not like you when you angry.* '" That's 24K Comedy Gold right there!

[@Casper-fl1wy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHqXinVoqKaFn5Y A song about the Q&MAGA incredibly weird Trumper cult "March of the Mindless" - Casper From Australia 🇦🇺 Please Follow/share/subscribe if you like it for more music :)

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

I know it was just insane! Was that woman real or a character from an SNL skit? It's so crazy & laughable that it's hard to tell.

[@lionelmessi5687]

The craziest moments in NBA 😍🔥♥️♥️😍 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2OToqObhapgl9E

[@RoadkillbunnyUK]

Casper I went and had a listen (with trepidation as trusting links in comments is risky!) and it’s a great and catchy song, well done!

[@dunngyllite7883]

One thing is for sure: They gonna meme the crap outta Melissa.

[@funkaddictions]

Melissa is a gold mine.

[@AlinaProbably]

Melissa is the lovechild of a Karen and SNL's girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party

[@divyanshusingh7767]

No shit!! 😂😂

[@Reaper6207]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't wait to see the new Weekend Update.... wait this isn't it?

[@SwamSmokey]

First thing I thought of while watching her was that Cecily Strong was made for this scene!

[@natalieclark5819]

In the flesh!!

[@SuperTombarton]

Brilliant.

[@DerkuiDerkui]

SNL doesn't need to lampoon this. They just need to replay that clip. It's comedy gold!

[@malpalagi]

SNL pretty much did that with the kavanaugh hearing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIOtlpach92VqJo

[@yakuza01]

True but you know Kate McKinnon is most likely watching that clip as we speak and getting some ideas ;)

[@pamplemoussejus7583]

Cecily Strong already does this character :-)

[@DonaldAJr]

True story 🤣🤣🤣

[@strangemanmtd8350]

rudy: speak to me ohh chocolate lips. that fart was the only truthful thing rudy said in that sham hearing. lets just say rudy spoke from the fart.

[@marionperez6746]

Stephens “Melissa’s” impression is fantastic

[@soundsgalactic]

I actually think Stephen's Melissa impression was the best.

[@Owner-rk4mf]

needs to cover this kzbin.info/www/bejne/rl6admBtZqapZs0

[@nirrti7]

This lady's got to be an undercover comedian like Borat. There's no way she's genuine.

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

Alas, such are the horrors of 2020.

[@imautopian]

No,they really be this cray cray. sad,huh?

[@funkaddictions]

Oh Latoya, this bitches exist in abundance!

[@theotherscientist]

Rumor has it she was introduced by the same guys who convinced Rudy the 4 seasons was a hotel.

[@rusianalf]

i thought witnesses were supposed to answer the question and not ask them.

[@NapoleChan]

7:16 That woman's face when she heard that fart 🤣 Holy heck that was priceless...

[@Casper-fl1wy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHqXinVoqKaFn5Y A song about the Q&MAGA incredibly weird Trumper cult "March of the Mindless" - Casper From Australia 🇦🇺 Please Follow/share/subscribe if you like it for more music :)

[@waryaawariiri1812]

And that woman, ladies and gentlemen, is the true Jenna Ellis, one who called Dotard the following words in 2016: "I could spend a full-time job just responding to the ridiculously illogical, inconsistent, and blatantly stupid arguments supporting Trump." "But here's the thing: his supporters DON'T CARE about facts or logic. They aren't seeking truth. Trump probably could shoot someone in the middle of NYC and not lose support. And this is the cumulative reason why this nation is in such terrible shape: We don't have truth seekers; we have narcissists."

[@diewildemathilde4432]

This timeline is getting crazier and crazier, this is seriously straight out of South Park

[@KilljoyTDA]

Most confusing Chewbacca offense ever!

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

They said themselves they couldn't keep up with this insanity lol

[@magnetiktrax]

That episode "Cancelled" was meant to be a joke, but now it seems like a documentary.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

TO THE PILE!!!

[@Questionablexfun]

Exactly

[@jjfergie]

I swear The Onion couldn't make this stuff up. I feel like i'm living in a perpetual SNL skit

[@Ajehy]

SNL knows when to stop.

[@annieranai2198]

Yes and it's exhausting!

[@ellamarsters8791]

Isn’t it insane? The SNL skits are literally writing themselves. Notice all they ever have to do these days is give a play-by-play of what actually happened, while adding a few small things every once in a while. This is ridiculous. Haha.

[@bizzmoneyb]

She says “the turnout rate was 120%.” looking at the REAL data.. it was 49%. A Judge already said she’s basically full of crap.

[@IAmJustR]

and gin...my money's on gin

[@Surge1077]

Anyone with a brain knows she's full of crap. But nobody ever accused Giuliani, Dump, or their blind supporters of having a brain among them.

[@AkiSoraEnjoyer]

Yes but you can't expect 99% of the right to believe it. I mean a lot of these people believe in Qanon for gods sakes.

[@dt-gp2vg]

@@IAmJustR aha

[@jarls5890]

Butbutbut...it was expected to be 46% and the 49% is 120%! more...IF you add the alcohol content of my box wine! Thats 46+ 49/0.7+68%% = 120% at least! You can sign that on a paper and take it to court!

[@kellyg358]

Damn...Giuliani telling this woman to shut up and he didn't even tell Trump that. That's a new level of crazy.

[@drewstaser9726]

It's like if Hitler said "do we really need to kill this guy?"

[@angiebear8727]

Then him saying ‘I never met her before today’... 😂 woooo! All aboard the crazy train!

[@robvangessel3766]

The levels of crazy with Trump and ANY of his cronies have no limit. Nothing is a surprise anymore. Much like Roger Stone, Giuliani should be straight out of Mad Magazine or a Stephen King novel, but he isn't. These are real people. Human DNA right out of the mud. Makes you seriously question the odds of the human race surviving itself.

[@robvangessel3766]

​@CX X64 The Trump Train didn't crash enough for ME. Some prison sentences are rightfully in order. Precedence is very critical in the wake of this shit.

[@lolawants2008]

@@robvangessel3766 totally. I mean borat, having president impeached bc of dealings w Ukraine then blatantly still going there, hair dye leakage, fly on head.. so many ridiculous things weekly that no script writer would have ever made up! (Before Trump..)

[@yerghaizverot6441]

"Oh, I'm not doing an impression. I'm drunk at work." Brilliant!

[@JK_Clark]

That part had me in tears, lol, great to see his writers.

[@jkorshak]

"Dead people are writing this show! Very Hanukkah!"

[@JanStrojil]

@@JK_Clark Agreed, the bit with the writers was great.

[@jennyhan1982]

Back still hurts from trying to smother laughter! (Had zoom on)

[@sfreyer19]

Thank you for using so many female writers!! Your show has helped me get through this pandemic and ejection cycle. Love you guys!! Keep up the good work, Stephen & team!

[@Chunkboi]

I got it. Melissa Carone is the real-life manifestation of SNL’s “girl at a party you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with.”

[@k-ro7806]

omg exactly XD

[@us3990]

Cecily Strong will do an impression of her and the universe will immediately be sucked into a giant black hole.

[@MyChemStudy]

@@us3990 the skit is already written.

[@MelodicQuest]

"I'm for merica. So that make you Hitler. Which means I can arrest you."

[@spammyhell6566]

+Chunkboi ~ She's sort of an amalgam of Cecily's character and Victoria Jackson - the hair, the voice, the ditz. (Young 'uns may need to google her. :-D )

[@1dgram]

I love how that piece of paper is actually titled "Piece of Paper"

[@sebastianviana3324]

or a piece of crap

[@unothecard21]

hahaha uncontracter go brrrrr

[@jeffreywilliamson4863]

I paused and tried to read the rest of it but it was too small.

[@spacecat6022]

Well excuse-me, you want an authentic piece of paper? Here it is. Clearly written on it. You don't get more authentic than that. (Bite lips and lift eyebrows)

[@1dgram]

@@jeffreywilliamson4863 10:33 There's enough frames where you can almost make it out. There is software used for astronomy that will stack images to improve clarity. If someone really wanted to go through the effort it would be definitely doable in this case to "enhance image" clearly enough to read it.

[@friedbergje]

Road from the White House intro is perfection!

[@xXjules13Xx]

I’m terrified of needles but somehow the thought of Snoop Dogg giving me a “vaxsizzle” makes me a little less scared😂

[@MrGHenchel]

Just when you think things can’t get crazier we have a farting Rudy trying to control a drunk super Karen

[@carolyngair7051]

Most sublime words in this comment feed! 🏆

[@sanseijedi]

Pot: meet kettle.

[@bluebubblegum88]

Lmaoooooo

[@katicabogar24]

Are we sure she's not just on meth?

[@pandorafox3944]

@@katicabogar24 Not meth. Just too many Spiced Pumpkin Lattes. And Adderall.

[@dominiquetheeasyminimalist]

Omg, I’m laughing so hard my dogs came to my rescue! That was THE most hilarious and joyful segment I’ve watched in a long time. The »road from the White House » jingle, Rudy farting, that cartoon woman and your writers... Thanks for this, I really needed the laugh this morning!

[@eternyti]

"I am a bitchy, sniffy, teeny-beany orange jello Mussolini here to steal your election away!" clever, super catchy, and 100% true. love it!

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

[@johnsanchez4962]

anybody know the original song? its stuck in my head lmao

[@babyteano1977]

@@johnsanchez4962 yellow polka dot bikini 😁

[@ladyzinada5341]

Me too

[@susanrobinson910]

Awesome! But I thought I heard, “Teeny-Weenie”. 😂

[@LittleCheebs]

did they at least give her a breathalyzer test before she testified? jesus

[@vickysimon3729]

Little Cheebs, OMG. I'l dying laughing at your message LOL!!! I needed that LOL

[@azarinevil]

She was chosen by Guliani 😂, that'd be like getting pulled over by a drunk driver for a DUI 😂

[@pamalawashington9371]

If a breathalyzer was required, Rudy wouldn't have been there! The crazy/funny part is now they have all been exposed to the virus by the cryptkeeper, and have had to close the state legislature! It's hard to feel empathy for superspreaders. Now they're all scared out of their minds, and feel the anxiety that most of us have had to feel over them holding superspreader events, sans mask, and coming back into our communities. It's difficult for us to go to store for necessities because we are surrounded by a sea of red f**tard anti-maskers. I hate my state about now! Our governor took it seriously initially, which kept our numbers low, until he got threats, and became more reluctant to mandate protections the closer it got to the election. His medical adviser resigned because of threats to herself and family! Now his GOP buddies have drawn up articles of impeachment against him, because of the protective measures he started putting back in place after the election, and after our entire state became red and several counties purple. Too little too late!

[@waxwinged_hound]

@@pamalawashington9371 What state, out of curiosity？I'm from Utah and that sounds similar to what's going on here. We were doing decently, as well as could be expected at first, but our governor, despite seeming to take it seriously, was a bit too light handed. Now he's imposed a mask mandate (which he should have done from the beginning) and he's getting some serious backlash. My grandmother was talking about wanting him to be prosecuted because the stay-at-home orders were "violating our rights" and I was just thinking "jesus christ this man is just trying to keep our hospitals from having to ration care how is that a bad thing"

[@pamalawashington9371]

@@waxwinged_hound Im from Ohio, and our Governor is a Republican, but surprisingly put mandates in place right away, closed the schools, and held regular press conferences to keep us updated! I heard he was even named " America's Governor" in some publication. Every press conference he held, he had Dr Amy Acton speak and talk about the medical side. Then Trump started getting people to push back against their freedoms being violated, and the Government and Dr started getting death threats. They even went to her home and threatened her, so ahe resigned. It's F'n pathetic, because she was just doing her job, and has to have protections now. The Governor backed off of some of the mandates, and now has put a few in place, after the election, but POS like Jim Jordan and other Repug reps are making his life hell, even drew up articles of impeachment. Its insane. Now DeWine makes recommendations, but comes short of making most things mandates, becausr he is being threatening by his own party. Besides, they are pissed because he publicly recognize Joe Biden as President Elect. I wouldn't vote for DeWine, because he doesn't represent my interests in most things, but initially gave him credit for keeping our numbers down amd keeping us safe. But he backed off too much, trying to appease IQ45 and our Republican led state. It's sickening. Now several counties in our state are purple, and I believe all of our counties are red, and very close to purple. If we had a real National response early, and held out until he got it under control, while stimulating the econony, this pandemic could be over and hundreds of thousand of people wouldn't have died. The cult listens to everything Trump says, even though he us publicly a compulsive liar! All it would have taken would have been for him to be honest, and tell his cult to wear masks, stay at home unless you have no choice and to follow all guidelines, they would do whatever he says! These wimps are so all in, that they have blood on their hands, and more people will die. Im sick of dumbasses around me quoting the hoax BS and waving their US flags along side of the Rebel flag on their Ford F150s! People are threatening store employees and tensions are high, and none of this had to happen!

[@Numbah12AD]

OMG, your writers are hilarious! Love them!

[@Casper-fl1wy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHqXinVoqKaFn5Y A song about the Q&MAGA incredibly weird Trumper cult "March of the Mindless" - Casper From Australia 🇦🇺 Please Follow/share/subscribe if you like it for more music :)

[@philosophersstone5583]

The lady next to Rudy when he farted totally sold him out. She snapped a death fart stare right at him as soon as he tooted

[@xXjules13Xx]

That’s what I was thinking!! Like if someone I was with farted I’d just kinda maybe half smile and then move on, like she did NOT have to do that!!!

[@3matic7]

That's when you know its REAL

[@carpetfluff35]

That's 'cos it was the 15th time that day and she was done with him.

[@bobnuttall461]

She had nowhere to run and nowhere to hide... the big question is ‘Was there follow-through’? Did we just witness another one of those massive Dumps that Ex-President Dump was talking about in his most excellent speech a couple of days ago? Was Rudy trying to show the can Dump with the best of them, that the President who was Dumped could be beaten by a man whose most enduring memory in my mind is organising a press-conference outside a sex-shop in a commercial estate... the last month of this series finale we call the Presidency has shown that, even when we thought the show was finally winding down, that they had save their best laughs for last!

[@daveclark8337]

And she can't put her mask on, because Trump would fire her.

[@obcl8569]

Did steven just low-key introduce a hell of a diverse writing staff who can be accommodated to work late in pregnancy? I'm here for the whole thing.

[@Lucian_Media]

Right!! But it's just good to see the people behind the scenes

[@akhilkadway1]

It took me a while to understand that she was saying "Poll Book" :)

[@claudiawenzel7923]

Nah, pretty sure that was "pole-book". Might have taken the "severe Secretary" outfit from the Strip-Club as well as the booze and the pole-dance schedule....

[@pjdarcy]

Can we all just spare a thought for the people who had to spend Thanksgiving with that woman. That must have been painful to endure.

[@krista8920]

The sad thing is she might actually be the least intense person in her family.

[@dannyhatesdallas9322]

Social distancing from her at Thanksgiving must have been incredibly easy.

[@K_patts8370]

🥺 i would have ducked up outta there!

[@BRNDMYR]

"I am just drunk at work." 2020 in a nutshell!

[@morethanmoth]

I laughed WAY to hard at the end there.

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

The fact that Elvis got the polio vaccine back stage at the ed Sullivan theater is amazing and is now my favourite weird history fact

[@alrightyru]

Now I can say I learned something today 👍

[@willritter4076]

one of the many superlative things that Elvis accomplished in his career... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

[@intolerant_left]

And where is Elvis now?? Not the best example. #facetiousness2020

[@AmericanPharaoh10]

Elvis was actually incredibly based. He regularly broke segregation to perform for black people during a time when that wasn't common, when he was drafted into the military he rejected special treatment and got promoted to sergeant before being honorably discharged.

[@LeftIsBest001]

Hi. I'm an Aussie. My Mum received the Polio vaccine as a baby, but she'd unfortunately already contracted it and it damaged her right leg and foot permanently. I'm hesitant about this new vaccine, purely because of it's association with Trump and his horrendous administration. I don't want shortcuts taken because the US couldn't act responsibly. 👍👍

[@matteoar]

"I'm not doing an impression I'm just drunk at work" I am officially dead. And that means I can vote for Biden now!

[@leahmonet3581]

lolllllllllllll

[@flemmingploug2670]

Imagine saying something so crazy that Rudy G. tells you to calm down and stop talking........

[@copyrightsmopyright]

... and then he farted.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I can't. I cannot imagine that. I have a better chance of grasping quantum mechanics - at least what we do know of that is founded in science.

[@ianjohnson1249]

“Excuse meeee OBJECTMENT!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@susankoeppe]

Melissa: I signed a piece of paper!! The rest of us: well sh*t, we’re convinced.

[@videosrus99]

@@JupiterRising3607 She saw McEnany waving unidentified bits of paper around and thought she'd have a go too, hoping that we're all gullible. Well, Little Miss Dipstick, we're not. And by the way, the word 'threatened' has two t's in it not just one. Makes you sound like someone from the back streets of London. [With apologies to all Eastenders].

[@JupiterRising3607]

@@videosrus99 I agree with everything you just said (& btw, I have friends from UK so 2nd the apology thing from my neck of the woods too).

[@notAshildr]

I think was she's basically signed is a contract assuring exclusion of liability to Juliani and his team. Beacuse they don't want to get sued for producing a false witness. And of course, her lawyer explained that to her in the easiest words. If you say something untrue, you might go to prison (and Guiliani is not liable for that). Because that's what happens if you bear false witness, you get tried for that.

[@seankendle8471]

I scared my cat by impersonating her saying "ZERO! ZERO! THERE'S ZERO!" I would like to apologize to my cat.

[@leavingitblank9363]

LOL!

[@1IGG]

Wow that Melissa loves alcohol. She is hammered af.

[@RyanWehr]

The only evidence shown was the consumption of Shity boxed wine

[@alexhaynes6649]

Somebody call Brett Kavanaugh. This is his dream girl. I mean after all, he likes beer. He likes beer! 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻

[@marionperez6746]

"Dead people are writing this show." Perfect.

[@liamros3562]

Not certain. I think it's natural...no alcohol needed

[@queenofsprinkles]

@@liamros3562 You do realize that's scarier, right?

[@toyuki1515]

The surname “Carone” in this case is actually pronounced “Ka-ren”.

[@trapezeable]

Let's get you more likes

[@captainautobots]

Actually at this point, I think Melissa could be a new category of crazy from Karen, and I signed something I could go to jail for if I'm lying about that. Did you?

[@arieldelizc4495]

Her surname is a fitting combo of Karen and Moron ==> Carone

[@williamsutter8047]

How long ago was it this show was questioning how safe the vaccine would be? That whole "It's too soon!" "It's political reasons!" Trump wants to put an unsafe vaccine out just so he can get re-elected! I wonder why people don't trust the vaccine. I wonder what changed now that these shows are saying it's safe.

[@michellek3714]

@@williamsutter8047 . What they were saying is that trump’s saying a vaccine is safe would not be a compelling reason to take it. Remember hydroxychloroquin? Injected bleach? If the FDA okays it that is a different thing entirely.

[@georgebryant7571]

She’s like, “I’m on TV and all my high school classmates can see me. What’cha think about me now Bryson?”

[@エラー-e7v]

I mean ya, whatever! One thing missing was her chewing gum, blowing bubbles, taking out of her mouth, stretching it as far as possible then reinserting in said pie hole

[@markprzekurat]

Steven.... this was the best show you and your crew have ever put together..... thank you for making me laugh while I'm reality-crying.....

[@dr.z1657]

7:17 I cannot stop laughing at Jenna Ellis’ disgusted “Did you just fart?” side stare. It was so immediate and undeniable LMAO.

[@cisco8650]

I bet that was the moment when she questioned her life choices that led her to that very moment Giuliani farted...not the fact that she is a part of the dumbest, most embarrassing coup attempt ever.

[@Jacob-ht7im]

Thank you time stamping that. I totally missed it. That was hilarious.

[@Epicgorilla101]

Lol yeah I had to back track multiple times 😂

[@firestream93]

You remember when Eric Swalwell farted in Congress? Good times!

[@firestream93]

@BETHANY R Jimenez Like I asked: Tell me if you remember the Democrat farting in Congress.

[@jesusfreak777ize]

"Don't come never leave" was also in Melania's marriage contract.

[@Missy-Missy1111]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@alicefreist318]

If I could "like" your comment more than once, I would 120%

[@That70sShirt]

Dayum! 😎

[@fifthbusiness1678]

LOL ... that’s brilliant.

[@FlameAdder]

God DAMN Underrated

[@gilbertestrada4758]

Thank you Stephen Colbert. It’s great to have something to laugh about in these difficult times.

[@blkcowrie]

Felipe's. Impression. DESTROYS. 😂😂😂 it's SO GOOD ~ in a whole field of funny! 🤣🤣🤣 Merry Hanukkah! 🍹👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💐✨✨✨

[@mtduzi5226]

Drunk writers doing a great job 👏👏Thank you for the laughs, we REALLY need them. Stephen...give them a raise, give them all a raise...heck take one for yourself.

[@icraftcrafts8685]

The saying goes: "dont try to make sense of crazy"

[@eichor5259]

L

[@jamescrawford1534]

I think it's about body parts

[@christinaenid1488]

“Dead people are writing this show” had me rolling!!! Had to pause working for minute to get myself together 😂

[@brucefreadrich1188]

For me it was: "I am a bitchy-sniffy teeny-beenie orange jello Mussolini, here to steal your election away."

[@hassanqayyum8954]

Did that really make you laugh?

[@seanpowell1661]

So do I! I couldn't stop laughing

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

Well the jokes are dead. Over played and worn out R.I.P. lame jokes.

[@weirdunclebob]

"I'm not doing an impression, I'm just drunk at work!" Your writers outdid each other! lol too funny :D

[@liberty2985]

Giuliani and drunk lady - performers of the year. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Leonaza7]

Oh look, real presidents. What a lovely change of pace!

[@robertclarke71]

If you had told me in 2001 I would really miss Dubya one day :D

[@shaykhmhssi3246]

Yeah, they commit war crimes with dignity. That's presidential.

[@anthonylesley982]

Yup

[@ratholin]

@@robertclarke71 Yeah I can't believe the nominal bad guy from season 43 has this total character change and comes back to try to help save everyone in season 45. The writing on this shit is off the hook.

[@steventatlock5443]

Oh look, different war criminals we deify for some reason. What a lovely change of pace! Amazing that it only took 4 years of complicity from both sides to make the guy who lied us into two wars in middle east look good. Guess we're gonna ignore Clinton getting impeached for lying about sexually assaulting an intern and his flights on the Lolita Express with Epstein, and who needs to think about all the innocent brown people Obama drone-struck into premature deaths, they're not Americans, so who cares if we murdered a wedding party and then double tapped the first responders. How thick are those rose colored glasses, and where can I get a pair?

[@zelaznog25]

"Don't come and don't leave" - that's actually what a quarantine is supposed to be.

[@jimhood1202]

That's like a tantric kidnapping.

[@sudershenstinson6307]

This is one of the funniest shit he’s ever done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leavingitblank9363]

Never before had such great material to work with.

[@brittanybitch4908]

I remember watching Melissa when it first came out and just laughing my head off. I knew the entire nation would get a kick out of her behavior

[@mori1bund]

Rudy gives the term "gas lighting" a completely new meaning... 🤣😂

[@vintagethings9187]

That’s a zinger🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nancyberg6260]

With all the deaths from the last day, how can I still laugh? Listen and see and read the comments from just the last 5 minutes. My faith in humanity remains intact. Thank you Stephen,your wife laughing, the audience comments.

[@kuribayashi84]

God, this Melissa is like... a Super Karen, the final Form of Karen, the Perfect Karen, the Ultimate Karen that has absorbed all other Karens. Truly a deadly creature.

[@mariahgrimes207]

She “absorbed “ a bottle of vodka

[@エラー-e7v]

6 degrees of Karen

[@jaynenunya6070]

turbokaren

[@js27-a5t]

turduckenkaren....yeah like a karen inside a karen inside a....

[@raichutoyou]

She is the Final Form boss Karen.

[@honeyartstudios]

LOOOL “drunk writers” should be a segment xDDDD

[@JeffDinkin]

The writers at the end was a great touch. Hilarious!

[@thedirty530]

Stephen's impressions are in a class of their own!

[@twistedfrannie9311]

Best part .....Melissa is berating a Republican, lol....comedy gold!!!

[@syntaxerror9994]

Teeny peeny....😆

[@24k_puregold47]

I think we found the original “Karen”.

[@MyName-pl7zn]

I would like to speak to America's manager, I'll wait, .. hic

[@factbeaglesarebest]

@@MyName-pl7zn I would like to lodge a formal complaint, I’ll have you know I am a single mother of an honor roll student!!!

[@TotalDrganMania]

Karen Karenson

[@MyName-pl7zn]

@@factbeaglesarebest will you sign an affidavit stating that ma'am?

[@jamaalcurry8990]

Super Karen

[@jury28]

I can totally envision Kate McKinnon playing Melissa on SNL.

[@sunnyboknow]

From your lips to god’s ears

[@エラー-e7v]

having Kate play Rudy and this Melissa in the same scene would be immense

[@macsmith2013]

That crazy woman is obviously Kate McKinnon in disguise. She originally wanted to call her character "Karen McKaren", but that was considered too much on the nose.

[@OlEgSaS32]

id believe it

[@sodoffbaldrick3038]

I thought it was Roseanne...

[@lazeeboy71589]

Kate McKinnon’s SNL impression of this lady is gonna be amazing

[@Ittybit2003]

Cecily was already doing an impression of this girl long before she was even known lol

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@Ittybit2003 -- Yes, I was going to say, get The Girl You're Sorry You Started a Conversation With in front of a state-legislature hearing with Kate McKinnon's Giuliani.

[@amsterdam9290]

Noooooooo I want Melissa McCartney to do it

[@lazeeboy71589]

@@Ittybit2003 I stand corrected, Cecily’s impression was perfect

[@Doggeslife]

"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience" - Mark Twain. "And just remember, what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening." - Donald Trump.

[@johnj2716]

If you have two quotes out here already why not say more? Sounding all mysterious and shit.

[@Doggeslife]

@@johnj2716 Bad day today? Here's one for you specifically: "Never look down on people unless you are helping them up." 'Nuf sed.

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

@@Doggeslife That goes both way's you know.

[@Doggeslife]

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 It does, but the sad truth is that some deserve it. People who bitch just for posting quotes for one.

[@johnj2716]

@@Doggeslife not really it's just two wildly different quotes. Causes question marks for me is all

[@iromosushi6291]

Lets take a moment and acknowledge Stephen's hair

[@johnbelcher7164]

PUSHING THE JAB

[@bboop25]

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! Couldn’t take my eyes off it 😂

[@xLymonx]

What an amazing show! And thank you for exposing this amazing team of writers!

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Karen: I'm not drunk, are you? I know how many drinks I have to drunk in order to be drunk. And I drinked 2 less than what I normally have to drunk, to be drunk.

[@sandydennylives1392]

I'm not even from the US and I swung the election in all key primary kindergarden's so the votes are all unconstitutional ( mummy! I spelet a big word rite!) and it's a landslide unvote so wonderboy has to stay in power.

[@sorio99]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the Piece of Paper that Steven signed is labeled “Piece of Paper”

[@moonleafteaofthemonth]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Karens.

[@MsElla415]

Not even.. Shes a peasant karen who thinks shes better cuz she got an interview at the karen palace as a dishwasher

[@pjlh1995]

Inspired by King of Queens, parodied by Queen of Queers, comes the new sensation: Queen of Karens.

[@renmazu0]

I think it is still not her final form

[@seanpowell1661]

Exactly! 🤣👏👏👏

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

What is up with calling people Karens? Isn't that stereotyping?

[@magnetiktrax]

Every day I become more convinced that the USA is a bad reality TV show made to amuse aliens.

[@K_patts8370]

They probably looking at this foolishness and saying “ Tha fuq???”👽

[@joeovip]

A really really really bad and 😞 show.

[@healinggrounds19]

It's our favorite show, right after "Jackass"😂

[@Carewolf]

Even realitity TV doesn't get that bad, this is a soap.

[@sinstarussunniva6890]

Shhhhhhh!

So people like Melissa actually exists in 'Murka. Thought they were only in tvs and movies. 'Murka actually has live people like Melissa in real lives. That is really extraordinary. Now I have to pay more attention to all the characters on the tv shows.

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

there is no fiction in america. every extraordinary character, good and bad, that you've ever seen on tv is based on a real person.

[@Shuizid]

People like Joe Exotic exist in 'MURICA! - you just won't see them on TV because they don't often get to see the light of modern civilization.

[@seanpowell1661]

Stephen's impression of Melissa was beyond hilarious! When Stephen would put his glasses on the edge of his nose and mimic her voice...I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣😂

[@123ShaaaaN]

i actually love hearing people laugh in the background, I don't know why that's funnier than an actual crowd.

[@123ShaaaaN]

@Alexandra McLean I agree

[@user-ve9tu5rv6e]

Much better than the awkward fake laughter and claps after every joke from jimmy kimmel’s crew

[@rohanbajwa6354]

I just want to say that Stephens impression of that girl was spot on, and hilarious! I want to see more impressions of her

[@lauralishes1]

She was their star witness 🤣

[@heyporcelain]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Watching the drunk impressions while drunk yourself is like the best!