Stephen Lynch - Craig

From Stephen Lynch “The Craig Machine” album
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[@craignichols2091]

This will be played at my funeral. Everyone is invited to sing along

[@craigmcconnell3268]

I want lyric sheets passed out at mine.

[@ryandunn2930]

Good man. Good good man.

[@adamasrain6469]

I want this one and this other on here..kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIall5-Fib1-qbc

[@GD1_3]

Mine too

[@ruggie.74]

I really hope you're serious. That would be unreal.

[@visigrog]

As an honorary Craig, I approve this song.

[@delshoemaker7616]

thanks for that! Grin

[@ceeregg1]

Same

[@HaggardOutdoors]

Same

[@rc5830]

🎵You're FUCKIN Craig!! 🎶🎵

[@retromurdok]

2024

[@AR-vd4wo]

WWCD? What would Craig do? Words to live by.

[@Teethconsumer]

WWYBWTCMCPT? Where Will You Be When The Craig Machine Comes Partying Through?

[@Austinnolavegas]

Craig will always do the right thing - wrong to most but right for him as I - I mean he - always has😊

[@850captain7]

Stephen lynch is the underrated king

[@Tepidpopcorn]

If bo Burnham is weed and weed is a gateway drug, then Stephen lynch is cocaine

[@Scitch-et4vk]

Not really you are too young to have seen this back in the day

[@ronrote]

Yes, let’s Rock. Indeed!

[@angiegie24]

this is crazy man. One time this was playing and my uncle slipped and fell on a bananana and it was fucking insane man. people were shitting everywhere it was unlike anything i have ever fucking seen with my own three eyes. High five to whoever reads this. Hope you have a blessed day xxx

[@thorniel]

This is my anthem

[@whufc6665]

POV: you follow West Ham clips and have now unearthed an absolute banger

[@evantoner5560]

We been knowing bout Stephen lynch. Try 2005 in Iraq. Not hate keeping but don’t act like west ham clips deserves any credit

[@whufc6665]

Nah no disrespect to Stephen lynch at all, I just personally hadn’t heard of him until West Ham clips started using some of his stuff and now I’m obsessed with him, I’m sure I’m not the only one!

[@stussyvibes7944]

Warning: This song will have you saying "I'M FUCKIN CRAAAIG" for weeks even if your name is not Craig

[@liljimmy8248]

Weeks? It’s been 10 years 😅 and I can’t stop

[@TheLocomono9]

I want to point out there is some historical possibilities that Jesus did have a brother who would probably had a similar experience to “Craig”

[@joshythehand2960]

Jesus did have brother. A few. Just in the bible it mentions a brother and 4 sisters.. And eludes to more.

[@delshoemaker7616]

Jesus is pretend! But it's fun to imagine!

[@Max-zg6ld]

@@delshoemaker7616 pretty sure that the guy was real, but all the fantasy made up magical stories were BS lol.

[@rhsavage3495]

@@delshoemaker7616he was real, whether he was the son of god is up for debate

[@PaulEmmerson-kp8oy]

Jesus did have a brother Yusef was his name,he's mentioned twice in the bible,obviously not the favourite son

[@JeepTeriyaki]

My buddy Craig just sent me a link to this song. Haha awesome

[@Austinnolavegas]

I send it frequently when I’m headed to visit friends. I try to give them a couple weeks to train so when I party through I don’t have to circle back for a funeral😂

[@PedroMartinsdoValle]

amazing song!

[@ChrisReinheimer]

Absolutely awesome.

[@daaspool]

LETS ROCK THIS JOINT

[@NorseMythProductions]

The Mask?

[@Koskicat]

Hail to all the other Craig's

[@adamasrain6469]

Umm im Judas :)

[@ironsss445]

Yes ok Jesus. Thank you for that

[@craigstkitts491]

I like this song!

[@DentonMachuga]

I like your comment!

[@lordvader3208]

Craig FTW.! Fuckit I'm starting my own religion 🤣🤣

[@adamasrain6469]

Tax free my dude!

[@ashton5058]

Craig Dawson

[@CthulhuIsReal420]

My dad's name was Craig, and ironically while in the mental hospital, someone booked with him claimed to be Jesus Christ...my only takeaway is... third worst family reunion I've been to this year.

[@justawiltingheadofcabbage]

The ultimate party animal, Craig Christ

[@shadechylde3790]

Read "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff (Christs Childhood Pal)" and this fucking song will make you love it even MORE. That book and this song are like peanut butter and banannas.

[@richiem5112]

I re-read that last week & was just thinking Craig & Biff would get along amazingly well.

[@craigchrist3857]

Where will you be when I come partying through

[@jeremydonato3863]

Anyone in 2021?

[@Juno_Verse_]

✌️

[@jamesbullo]

2022 ✌️

[@nathanglasser8240]

börťhöle!

[@Motez11]

2024

[@aaronfield3714]

2024!!

[@delshoemaker7616]

Craig don't give a damn! Grin!

[@thorkildecliveland]

I need to hear Jack Black cover this.

[@CimmberleeandMommys]

Yes!!

[@Steve-gq5zy]

Defo

[@adamasrain6469]

I can confirm Judas will supply the ...you know..party favors :)

[@robertdurden8420]

2022 still here. Fuckin Craig is my name

[@corbinturnbow]

Good

[@susanpeacock216]

Heard this a long time ago. Still funny 🤣

[@tanyaelder8130]

I f****** love this f****** song

[@1955DodgersBrooklyn]

The Blue Passport Beckenbauer.

[@budcallen1888]

I'M FUCKING CRAIG!!

[@edwarddevine2944]

Craig dont give a dam

[@craighall4675]

When I'm in sight we'll party all damn night lol

[@craigforster2028]

I don’t turn water into wine but into cold Coors Light.

[@delshoemaker7616]

It's fucking Craig!

[@craigcarnagey8083]

You called?

[@whathehellpodcast]

Fuuuuuuccccckkkkiiiiing CRAIG!

[@craigwhitelock7342]

I’m f’in Craig. Deal with it.

[@HaggardOutdoors]

Yep

[@delshoemaker7616]

I guess that today this would be something more than politically incorrect! If things carry on as feared, people will be killed for wonderful songs like this!

[@goatpriestess1202]

Good song.

[@Homincle]

yessur

[@Nebulung]

Turning water into cold Coors Light

[@craigbyrne9725]

Fuck yeah...

[@craigmihalick9321]

My name is Craig and i was born on Christmas day.

[@CraigBellanger]

Yes I am your savior 🙏 Craig Christ

[@Pangolin-Mandolin]

Lyrics; Everyone knows Jesus The man who healed the lame But I am Jesus' brother Craig is my name Jesus is the Prince of Peace Jesus is the Lamb Jesus is the Son of God But Craig don't give a damn Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night! I don't turn water into wine But into cold Coors Light! I'm not my brother, I know Don't walk on H2O But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow! I'm fuckin' Craig! I'm fuckin' Craig! Yeah, I'm fuckin' Craig! Craig Christ I hang out with lepers Barabas and Salome Jesus' friends are called Apostles Those dudes are totally gay Jesus performs miracles From Galilee to Rome But it would be a miracle If he brought a fuckin' lady home Because while Jesus is prayin' Fuckin' Craig is layin' Every lady in the Testament You know what I'm sayin'? I won't die for your sin Like my famous kin But if you've got a little sister Then there's room at this inn! I'm fuckin' Craig! Yeah, I'm fuckin' Craig! I'm fuckin' Claagh! Craig Christ Jesus was our mother's fave All her love to him she gave But there's no sibling rivalry When he's nailed to that tree! Yeah! And now the question for you Is not "What would Jesus do?" But where will you be When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through? And if the Lord will allow You've got to ask yourself how And who and why and when and where is your messiah now? It's fuckin' Craig! It's fuckin' Craig! Fuckin' Craig! Fuckin' Craig! I'm fuckin' Craig! Craig Christ Craig Christ Craig Christ I'm fuckin' Craig

[@awclegend8526]

0:46

[@CharlieJeaneGipson]

Now

[@craigmihalick9321]

My name is Craig and i was born on Christmas day. Fuck Ya.

[@kickstart484]

I’m a craigstian

[@Craig-Christ-Gaming]

My name's Craig lol... And I feel vindicated

[@kalelettuceking]

2022 everyone

[@Timrtabor123]

The song you play when you try to destroy the Qing empire

[@gregmatic2861]

This shit goes dumb hard

[@brianlynch8303]

If you don't like it you might be a Nazi my friend

[@gregmatic2861]

@@brianlynch8303 dumb hard means I like it.

[@benananunya3875]

@@gregmatic2861 and the nazi joke is from another Stephen Lynch song bruh

[@gregmatic2861]

@@benananunya3875 I know. I like that one too.

[@benananunya3875]

@@gregmatic2861 me too "I said 'how are you' you said 'WHITE POWER'" lmao

[@dougwinter5060]

My best friend is called Craig. He's a train driver

[@dougwinter5060]

@@user-bc5gm9yh2g he's actually very popular with the ladies

[@cathymagree9521]

My uncle is called Craig 😂

[@adamasrain6469]

😛

[@BriflexHikes]

I love showing people my song 🤣

[@TacticalVRGaming]

:) first comment!!

[@alishakane5097]

only comment lmao XD

[@sandracoleman2262]

Look at 2nd place over here xD

[@TacticalVRGaming]

@@sandracoleman2262 LOL

[@craighall4675]

First Craig... FU...

[@TacticalVRGaming]

@@craighall4675 lol fukn damn it!!

[@delshoemaker7616]

4 years? oh my. whatever, still funny, hope he is well.

[@LaharlKratosVegeta]

My name is Craig and I approve this song

[@majintween]

Oh cool, a song about Azazel.

[@delshoemaker7616]

brahaha!

[@6sixFace]

Brother. I know him.

[@gsvnj33128]

If my name is Greg am I an "honorary" Craig?

[@neilsawyer3098]

You would be more like when someone order a "Craig" off of Wish.

[@gsvnj33128]

@@neilsawyer3098 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gsvnj33128]

@@user-bc5gm9yh2g 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindseydickey9282]

This sounds like tenacious d

[@ericfoleySr.]

So did he rip off Tenacious D or vice versa?

[@liamyoung377]

this is one of my favorite songs of all time I love it so much because it makes fun of Jesus Christ and I hate him so much

[@WhiteRoseStorm7878]

I am a follower of Jesus Christ, but I have to agree that this song is awesome, despite it mocking Him.

[@delshoemaker7616]

I dont care Fumy!

[@furniture5223]

Hate speech of any kind is not at all entertaining or welcome. I pity this man.

[@eddiepigg5333]

Lighten up, Furn!

[@brianbeierle5203]

Huh.. where was any hate speech??? Lighten up weirdo

[@blueflavoredramen3993]

Hate speech?

[@velvetbutterfly]

I don't see any hate speech nor do I see you explaining

[@Jessica-gw6zs]

Omfg you are a fucking douche🙄 I can tell you are one of these religious assholes that think we all should believe as you believe 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤮 It's not fucking "hate speech" to make fun of some stupid ass imaginary shit and I'm sick of acting like it is. Jfc.