Ster Must Die 3

[@vaguely_boring]

The way jerma and ster casually mildly snap at eachother and instantly go back to nonsense conversations is wonderful

[@QuestionableObject]

Old married couple

[@kR-qj7rw]

They've been an old couple since a decade or so ago it just part of the vibe

[@bionicdragon5]

Relationship goals.

[@HilariousOperation]

To answer Ster's hypothetical: Yes, that is illegal. The very purchase of prostitution is illegal. It's like buying crack and then burying it in the desert. You still bought crack.

[@555qquinn]

wrong, legally you could argue that nothing was purchased

[@usedhalfcart]

if you purchase a service, but don’t get it, are you still accountable for the purchase? was it even a purchase if the service was never completed? this must be what plato and aristotle felt like …

[@none-ro9dz]

@@usedhalfcart yeah. if you pay fro crack and don't end up getting it because the dealer was an undercover cop you still go to jail for buying crack

[@dopaminecloud]

@@none-ro9dz i think that'd count as entrapment no?

[@ritenger87]

​@@dopaminecloud no, entrapment is if cops push u to do something you wouldn't otherwise do

[@Sybist]

Its been almost 3 weeks since he streamed. We must imagine him back into existence like before

[@spit.or.swaIIow]

tulpa andy

[@catharticgemini]

​@Lvl 90 Bard god that actually makes so much sense

[@CalciumOxyde]

He has to be dead by now or prison at least.

[@fogsfunhouse]

@@CalciumOxyde I’m so scared that he died I’ve been checking twitch every five minutes while shaking, crying and screaming 😞

[@godlikefish1193]

Jerma is just a mass hallucination confirmed

[@listentothinlizzy1685]

Jerma being completely flabbergasted by agriculture makes sense considering he lives off of microbes in the water

[@jeremytitus9519]

Dude doesn’t break surface tension on a rain puddle

[@mannmctrash]

He reproduces by budding.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@mannmctrash everybody could use a buddy 😌

[@blumpus8150]

@@mannmctrash So that's why there are 985 Jermas

[@doodlevib]

Filter feeder Andy

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I absolutely love the word Stervert. It's up there with zenis

[@DonkeyWork420]

he’s ZERKING off his ZENIS?! What a stervert

[@domii2098]

zock-obsessed stervert

[@dunkers5672]

Jerma is that one fun grandpa that you really love but your parents hate

[@wile123456]

Question is, is it because he was a bad parent to your parents or because he has transcended dad humor to a higher level of post-ironic cringe?

[@thetophatt]

Real

[@mattymerr701]

And you don't know why till after he dies and one day you are over 18 and hanging out with your divorced dad, getting drunk and talking shit, then suddenly he drops the bombshell that the grandpa was abusive as hell. Sorry poob 😢

[@k00svak0]

Uncle

[@internettevarolanadam]

​@@wile123456he meta-ironic cringe at this point

[@upside-downsmore9437]

5:07 real life tf2 scout tells a person to go eat a salad

[@Zeddeck]

5 minutes in and he's already telling Ster to go outside and touch grass.

[@CluckN]

31:53 Jerma’s 4’2” ancestor discovering agriculture

[@djskillx7008]

Bro the video came out 10 minutes ago how the hell do you already have a timestamp 30 mins in

[@coryman125]

Back when his family tree was still tall

[@mannmilk]

@@djskillx7008 watched on 2x speed for maximum intoxication

[@ionruskio1717]

is that you in your pfp?

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

The missing link...

[@dysbelief]

Dude how does jerma not question the insane male angler fish thing ster said at all, literally saying he wants to be a parasite and get absorbed into a girl. This is deranged even for jerma chat standards. Ster even says this is something he’s been thinking about for a while

[@Gopslav]

Ster says alot of things

[@jeremytitus9519]

Ster is just one of Jerma’s intrusive thoughts that gained sentience and emigrated from his grey matter.

[@Joltman11]

90% of the stuff Ster says in the presence of Jerma is to get a reaction out of him. At this point Jerma's partially numb to it or tries to hide his reactions to not encourage him, but he often fails and does it anyway, causing the cycle to continue.

[@twodollars4u]

It's not weird to me because it's been a dream of mine for years.

[@Soarvivor]

@@Joltman11Psychoanalysing andy

[@JoyToy1312]

Jerma showing off his little clay guys is adorable

[@snorneko]

it really is !!!

[@snorneko]

@hiraeth2310exactly

[@TexasBakedBlackBeans]

​@Hiraeth guys, don't press translate to English!!1!1

[@azzypoo]

@Hiraeth you will never be peter griffin

[@TexasBakedBlackBeans]

​​​@Hiraeth also who tf are you talking to

[@kresnik39]

Both of them realizing they could've sprinted this whole time is so good

[@Blueshirt38]

I was watching it thinking they removed sprinting from OMD3, which I have heard a lot of bad reviews about 3 so it kinda made sense in my head.

[@GG-ou7it]

@@Blueshirt38 3 is a decent game probably lack of content compared to the others but don’t think it deserves bad reviews

[@Blueshirt38]

@@GG-ou7it I have seen a lot of reviews saying it focuses a lot less on the tower defense aspect, and acts more as a shooter. Pretty consistent complaint I have seen. As well as the Steam ratings which show OMD at 93, OMD2 at 91, and 82, which is a big drop. The style they went for looks VERY Fortnite heavy, which may not be the fairest comparison because I think Epic actually took a bit of their design elements from 1 and 2 which came out 5+ years earlier.

[@Alekkarl]

I would love it if Jerma and Ster just started a podcast. For a solid 15 minutes of them just going back and forth with the crazy conversations is honestly something I would listen to for hours

[@omni0414]

40 minutes of a boston goblin in my computer YIPPIE!!!

[@grated_lemon5630]

HUZZAH!!!!!

[@Dorelaxen]

Doctah Peppah.

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

JUDGEMENT.

[@Cabrid]

She boston' on my goblin til I yippie

[@williamlandis1134]

@@Cabrid ​she goblin on my yippie til I’m boston

[@Lucyller]

I was thinking "damn they're kinda mediocre, but they're streaming and chatting so it's fine" but then I realized they were playing the hardmode with basically no trap/upgrade AND while streaming/talking shit to eachother. Tha'ts some real gaming right there.

[@bob3ironfist]

And apparently not sprinting either XD

[@electron1343]

gameplay starts 15:36 somehow

[@shaheenthomas]

15 hour clay molding jerma stream is essential in life

[@upsyturvyy]

im an amateur sculptor so seeing jerma's little creatures makes me so so so happy

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

It's so hilarious that he's like "Oh I wish I was basically a parasite"

[@themafiaman7554]

"We haven't had nothin to eat but old jerma clips for two stinkin weeks!"

[@beemerwt4185]

Jerma is such a cool friend. That little bit about the roller blading. I'm glad to have a friend like that.

[@Neon-bd6vk]

Can't wait to zonk off to this one while completely zoinked

[@nean9894]

this guy out there zonkin his zilly

[@PinkGaeWhistle]

​@@nean9894 zerking his Zimmer

[@runthroughthejungle5492]

zanking off his zenis

[@aysn2277]

It’z been 3 hourz, did u zum?

[@runthroughthejungle5492]

@@aysn2277 I put on my VR headset and zame to some scorn

[@camcam1635]

It's always so fascinating to me how much non-gameplay takes place in every video, and yet here I am every time. Entirely interested in this strange little man having a chat in windowed mode about fecal matter in front of a black screen for over 10 minutes.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

The best Jerma vids are always the ones where it takes 15 minutes for any gameplay to happen

[@TheShieldsMD]

That's how actual high-end prostitutes work. You're not paying for sex, you're paying for a "professional conversationalist," and if she just so happens to find you so attractive she immediately decides to have sex with you, there's nothing illegal about that.

[@MarikMetal]

How does jerma laugh without smiling he literally goes "hoh hoh. hauh hauh hauh. huh huh" and his mouth is a circle 💀

[@testedhawk]

Hi! Law student here! Prostitution is simply the act of purchasing sexual services. Regardless of your ability to perform that act, if you gave money to that person for sex then it is 100% illegal. Like Jerma said, it's all about intent. If the Mens Rea (intent) was prostitution, then you get tried for prostitution.

[@elirk9219]

4:13 "I am smoothie" your heard it here folks

[@mystikgleam9541]

It brings me great joy to know these two still collaborate and are good friends Jerma Vs Star_ forever

[@Lab__Rat]

Even to this day, everybody wants to see this happen 💜

[@boldCactuslad]

boo is not in the call :(

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

Sterma Perma ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[@Reshig]

I love how Jerma distorts his face to match the clay sculpture he made!

[@caitie_pagonis]

i can't get over "i'm a smoothie" and "the Sterbert"

[@liamfoote7164]

Stervert*

[@caitie_pagonis]

@@liamfoote7164 so true, thank you sir

[@realhumanbeing3599]

​@@liamfoote7164 Sterbert*

[@EthanHeaps1]

The best part of the stream is that those who wanted to watch Ster play FNAF waited HOURS for them to decide, and at the end of the stream, Ster said he didn't want to do it that day. What makes it even better, is that they have not streamed for the last three weeks.

[@Gormfeld]

The chat and Ster's reaction to Jerma's relatively normal food choices always gets me. If it ain't McDonalds or a week old backpack meal (in Ster's case) then they don't like it lol.

[@LordCantalo]

41:28 Same energy as Markiplier's "There's a power bar?!"

[@manty_monster]

im pretty sure the law ster is talking about is solicitation of sexual services, its not the penetration thats illegal, its the solicitation. ppl w/o genitals can still do sexual things so i don't think the acts in particular matter

[@coryman125]

I love that Jerma and Ster's relationship has advanced to like, awkward exes that still hang out but Jerma's embarrassed to show his parents (chat) because Ster is a bit crazy

[@citrusblast4372]

theyre like divorced parents that hang out for the sake of the kids

[@coryman125]

@@citrusblast4372 Jerma still refuses to hand over custody though, Ster teaches chat bad habits

[@hiroibwah]

That's because they are awkward exes

[@thepopo592]

26:37 thats some genuine anime ass friendship synchronization right there.

[@listentothinlizzy1685]

I can’t believe jerma could murder his fellow goblins so ruthlessly, I thought he was harmless

[@realhumanbeing3599]

he LOVES to cause harm. damage. he DESECRATED my garden gnome the other day... what a vandal

[@SnacxAttac]

I love how Jerma can be entertaining on his own. He doesn’t need to be playing popular games or what’s in season just to get views.

[@toothmello]

Excited for the inevitable Creature Craft Stream

[@PoliAstroN]

I can’t believe I started watching these 2 dudes over a decade ago when I was 11-12

[@algernopkrieger7710]

I lost it during the live stream when they discovered they could sprint. Contextually, that revelation came directly after a round where sprinting could have saved the run.

[@SodiumChlorideCrustacean]

i really would enjoy a ster and jerma podcast lol

[@halfdrankdrppr]

Omg yes

[@Jackfromshack]

What happened with Ster? He was witty and funny during TF2

[@DarkMartio]

@@Jackfromshack He got funnier

[@Jackfromshack]

@@DarkMartio Doubt. They both literally force each other to look for topics for conversation. Even Jerma was confused by the senseless nonsense that this guy was talking

[@spunkwizard]

@@Jackfromshack ngmi

[@jordansb7376]

“he’s being such an Affliction Warlock right now” >calls Jerma random WoW spec >refuses to elaborate

[@Quoise_]

is there any guggita guggita in this game?

[@idguy4rainbowpheonix]

Jerma never learned about sponges. Those things grow to be massive and live for 10,000 years

[@uhoh2593]

I like the idea that smoothie refers both to a frozen drink and to someone that has no genitals of any kind

[@EnenraKage]

15:00 is such a wholesome moment😢

[@paranoidlizard6338]

People make “jerma and ster acting divorced” compulations, but to me it feels like they’re siblings where they hate eachother sometimes but they like, lived in the same house so they get eachother and care about eachother but they’ll be at eachother’s throats every other second

[@strateupgamr7]

Jerma: I remember major things but i cant remember funny moments Also Jerma: I cant stop thinking about ball fondler

[@burritio]

How is that not a major thing??

[@necrowretch6954]

Someone needs to talk about how jermas clay things are pretty fucking good clay is hard as hell to work w

[@BierBart12]

I just watched 15 minutes of Jerma and Star just chatting and it felt like 1 minute. I wouldn't mind a podcast, but I suppose the streams kinda fill that. Ster constantly making subtle Imagine Dragons - Enemy references and Jerma never noticing is the best

[@bobograndman]

His creatures just look like diseased Tim Burton creations that were born in a nuclear teat site

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

"It's like you're allergic to saying smart stuff" is a sick burn.

[@Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock]

jeremy has a cool artistic style id really like to see hwat he comes up with after a lot of practice it would be a very intresting progression

[@anecnhoj572]

Best part of the video was Jerma and Ster talking while the game BLASTS in the background as loud as them, rendering conversation utterly incoherent

[@boredoverlord360]

a clay stream with jerma and holly would be awesome :)

[@madgoomba2509]

Get some pellets and some clay and watch some jerma!😱

[@Iceman154435]

All of Jerma's "creatures" look like they're sculpted by an alien that you tried to describe the concept of animals to. The "bee" is just literally not even a bee whatsoever. MAYBE a hive but...

[@Klipchen]

Jerma showing off his weird clay creatures is giving me vibes of Fegan Floop from Spy Kids 1

[@CaullyD]

Ster thinks he can buy drugs legally as long as he doesn't use them

[@infernalisopod3344]

going through serious jerma withdrawals rn

[@rudeboyspodcast]

My only advice is catch up on Vinny or Joel streams.

[@EthanPineapple]

Jerma is mad

[@themafiaman7554]

Go watch the Anubis tutorial

[@Pinkuboi]

The podcast of this lovely couple really warms my heart. Reminds me of the tf2 era 😊

[@AshnSilvercorp]

dang this is the banter I missed for years. I know it might happen these days more than I think, it's just seems like it's rarely on a YT video to watch.

[@stitchfinger7678]

The take about the pizza and sauce is so accurate Pepperoni plus tobasco plus ranch/blue cheese is magic

[@murkel7634]

Jerma showing Ster incomprehensible masses of clay and getting angry at him for not recognising them has some real 5 year old vibes.

[@caesarslegiontww1646]

It's videos like these that distract me from the car crash I caused.

[@stanley8006]

he would laugh at that though

[@stinkogresupreme8165]

It's videos like this that make me merge without looking

[@Threegress]

I love Jerma's little clay creatures and I hope he keeps doing them!

[@USMC49er]

Looks like Jerma is back on the menu, boys!

[@guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391]

the sculptures that jerma made feel like something that would be found in a serial killer's house

[@opaattack]

I know we're supposed to poke and prod at Jerma like a circus animal or whatever, but I really like his little sculptures :)

[@tybahza5643]

The unironic answer to Ster's question about vegetarian/vegans eating lab grown meat is that it was still originally sourced from animal cruelty

[@bevvvy1374]

Of course they try and keep the moral high ground even when it makes no sense lmao

[@flyingsquirrels1011]

Ster and Jerma clay stream where he creates a character he could play in Myriad would be a great stream

[@noaag]

thin crust pepperoni pizza with tabasco and bleu cheese actually sounds amazing

[@nicholaskane9456]

My all time favorite power couple back at it

[@victoriouswinner7745]

when jerma showed off his figure and someone said "CUT THE MIC" i almost died. this community sure is something

[@MrAmerikas]

Sterma is the most underated duo in KZbin... and Twitch....

[@vaalsol]

we need the jerma clay figurines stream NOW

[@wakeboyy]

Wait til Jerma learns about bowling oil patterns lol

[@BradTheAmerican]

Great Jar Jar Binks figurine at 7:29

[@Devecs]

jerma is only learning how to use clay for one of two reasons, it's either 1. to mummify himself or his victims or 2. to make a bomb.

[@HumbleMemeFarmer]

What about a golem army?

[@GoodwinGhost]

He's not wrong about the pizza stuff at 23:34 but also it's still weird. Instead just get a buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese sauce on the side to dip in. Then you won't sound like a freak when you try to explain it to your friends.

[@Xzeihoranth]

Every month he promises he won't do The Simpsons arcade game noise. Every month he lies.

[@alexsrensen7142]

Holy shit he is LITERALLY dr. Suess

[@poggersbro]

That pizza combo sounds delicous jerma. Don’t let them corrupt you with their idiotic pizza ranch, “combo”

[@mountaincoopa1519]

same intro bit was used for the shadow of mordor stream edits from like 2017 or smthn :P

[@SleepyAdam]

I'd say, if the crime was "purchasing prostitution" than you're still purchasing it, it doesn't matter if you can't use something you buy, if you buy it you buy it. If someone with no legs bought shoes, they'd still have bought shoes.

[@PM-fh2sp]

I swear every food I enjoy comes up as one of those foods which gets ridiculed for being a completely insane combo, like blue cheese tabasco pizza or goat cheese and watermelon.

[@dvtye3378]

14 minutes of just Ster and Jerma unhinged.

[@georgikens7516]

oh my GOD i would fucking love a jerma + holly creature creation stream. a jerma + ster one would be amazing too.

[@creepingpython]

Hearing Star's Lady @9:56 laughing in the background ahahahaha

[@LordCantalo]

Ster would be guilty by intent. At first, I thought it was a real story and he was gonna say how he intentionally ruined a sting operation he was a bystander to.

[@starelikeajunkie]

"where the guy walks in the room and like buys prostitution" yes, good afternoon. I'll take one prostitution, please.

[@0m1ett]

There is a worm that can regrow hinself fully from any cut off limb so you could clone yourself

[@Necromediancer]

I demand a clay stream

[@gabeitch9142]

I like the idea that a sting operation is set up to catch someone buying a prostitute.

[@germwarfares]

its funny i watched 2 random vids and in both of them jerma mentioned the fucking tuna lol

[@de-ment]

Gamers on their way to complain about trivial tutorials on every game just to not realise you can sprint after 6 hours of struggling at one

[@astrillo9280]

JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN

[@Wertical93]

24:25 pepperoni pizza blue cheese tabasco disciple

[@blackore64]

Such classic Jerma & Ster energy!