Stern 1992 Alison gets Lame gift for Howard's Father

[@TheNameisPlissken1981]

I remember hearing this in June of 1992. I was a senior in high school, about to graduate. It was the best time of my life. Sad, isn't it?

[@super1234567891011]

What went wrong? A lot of people look back at their HS years with nostalgia.

[@TheNameisPlissken1981]

@@super1234567891011 life

[@fraiser3330]

Yup 👍🏼

[@chindaoparanma248]

I’m curious to hear the end of your story, did you end up graduating? And is it still the best time of your life or did 9/11 surpass that.

[@jjamiejackson]

I was 9 and in June of 92 all I could think and talk about was Batman Returns.

[@ryanbennettbennett4059]

The easiest remedy to this stupid situation? Not send your wife to buy your father a gift. Take your own bird beak out to the store and get him something you KNOW he'll like. I totally understand why Howards first wife took him for half his fortune.

[@africacarey]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died laughing

[@awesomecool3280]

True for the average person but howard probably should have gotten his assistant to get something. Howard was to busy making millions for himself and his family lol

[@godbyone]

Yes he did not want to it.

[@Stonehopper1067HMG]

I wonder if Alison’s divorce lawyer had all the sound clips up to that year they separated ready to go when the trail started.

[@jacobsmith1997]

She wasn't around for the real fortune tbh, Beth however will get a real fortune.

[@Eye-it-azz]

He treated Alison the mother of his kids horribly but treats Beth like she’s a goddess, i love Howard but i don’t respect him for that. Always talked bad about Alison but never said anything about Beth.

[@LilyOfTheTower]

And thats why everyone hates Beth. Shes so ignorant to who Howard really is. She acts like a princess and did nothing to deserve the treatment other than being a skeletal horse-face dunce.

[@cjthebusta3721]

At this point, he's been with Beth the same length of time as he'd been with his first wife.

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

That's what men do, lol.

[@ribbs13]

I love hearing those life commercials. The show was only in three markets , super nostalgic

[@jeffdawson2786]

Brother P-Touch should be a rapper name.

[@chindaoparanma248]

P-touch is actually a famous person who is now deceased. I believe he got his name because he touched robins pp on the couch.

[@chindaoparanma248]

@Byrons Reward Quite fine, thank you. That joke killed on stage, I swear

[@TurboLemon]

Or a pedophile

[@desselbane4872]

Diddy’s new name

[@PlutoTheGod]

3:40 rare old school Fred gold of him knocking over his tape racks lmfao

[@sonnyrock5]

This pic of Howard he looks way cool....Rock Star vibes 😎🤘

[@Frankybroadcast]

This is a fuggin hilarious rant from Howard. You gotta give it to him. So funny. I miss my Dad. He had such an awesome sense of humor.

[@chindaoparanma248]

I miss your dad too, I used to mug him a few blocks away from my high school.

[@Frankybroadcast]

@@chindaoparanma248 Im sure you miss your Dad too since he transitioned. Look at the bright side though. You have two moms now.

[@ednawitbeck5504]

@@Frankybroadcast i dislike people that turn everything into something about themselves. No one cares!!

[@d.b.1176]

Howard says a label maker is a good gift 😂

[@justinkelly9526]

It probably was back in the early 90s when it first came out before CDs were the standard.

[@johndoent8140]

People went bonkers for label makers in the early 90s.

[@d.b.1176]

@Stranded NYer those were sweet.

[@d.b.1176]

@@johndoent8140 very true.

[@XxowendanxX]

It sure beats a paperweight

[@jimparker1363]

It's beneath egomaniac Stern to go out and get a gift with his wife.

[@Rotary_Phone]

Howard is projecting here. Howard is the one who takes insult at receiving a gift, so he projects it onto his parents. Then again, He could've taken that trait after his parents...Who knows? I think Ben Stern, and Howard's sister may have been the only two sane people of that family. Howard, and his mother are crazy as hell.

[@JuanLeche8]

30 years ago Howard’s dad was skinny old man.. he’s still alive holy crap

[@GeoffreyBronson]

nah he was just bald early. It's like Patrick Stewart - bald guys get all of their aging in early.

[@VEDMA00]

He just passed

[@godbyone]

Howard paints him as mean. He was actually funny. Guy in show in early years. Later he got old tired

[@hauntedpredator]

Damn I was born in 2000 and I hate that I missed out on young howard, this is the some of the funniest shit I have ever heard

[@finfante1480]

U missed a hell of a time..KZbin htvod classics

[@hoesmad8035]

Same here, was born in 2002

[@bneyens]

Glad to see the youth have taste

[@cult_of_odin]

@@gianlucacamilleri6392 you would have known what freedom is and an economy not controlled.

[@JuanCKaun]

Yeah you missed it while it was live but now its all available in one convenient place. You were born in the right generation and you are lucky.

[@billbailey1511]

Asking what Robbin got for her father lol how awful 🙈

[@Sockimus]

Well, this was before her book.

[@charlesm2437]

A restraining order

[@chindaoparanma248]

Robin doesn’t have to get her father anything, she gave him the best gift he could ever ask for.

[@Eye-it-azz]

@@Sockimus No, it wasn’t. Howard knew what he was doing. If this was before her book where she revealed her dad touched her when she was little how did Howard know about it before she revealed it in the book ?

[@flutebasket4294]

A de-hamming spray for his hands

[@80sbabymemorabilia]

Idk about anyone else this shit had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlosrincon1551]

Howie would never speak this way about Beth.

[@scca460]

99 years old RiP Mr. Stern

[@darthnihiluz5305]

Proper modulation

[@boshankers12]

This is the one picture I’ve ever seen of Howard where he doesn’t look hideous.

[@davidsheriff9274]

He looks like one of The Jesus Twins.

[@ASwagPecan]

lol Simple but great intro by asking what Robin’s getting her dad.

[@ArthurTwoshedsJackson]

Allison is a goddess.

[@JuanCKaun]

Was*

[@ArthurTwoshedsJackson]

@@JuanCKaun Is**

[@JuanCKaun]

@@ArthurTwoshedsJackson gross but fair enough

[@ArthurTwoshedsJackson]

@Yoda _ Beauty is mine. She's way better than horse face. Run along, little troller boy.🖐🏻

[@Mr._X84]

@@ArthurTwoshedsJackson So disagreeing with you, makes someone a troll huh?

[@michellewaldrop3563]

Howard Stern father passed away

[@dv1267]

Wiggy you’ve been a paperweight for your father your entire life

[@Davidjon1946]

Imagine how happy Allison must be now got a lot of money and married to a real man and not a closeted homosexual who wears a wig

[@jeremy28135]

She remarried 9 months after their divorce was final. 🔥 Savage

[@Peekul1]

My ex-wife was like that. I hope my next wife will be better.

[@alexrossi4464]

When i tead the title, and heatd howard , advertising the ( label maker), I thought that was what Allison, had gotten as a gift for her father in law. I've noticed, Howard, always criticized Allison, every time he mentioned her ( and on the sir)! That's so messed up, no wonder she left.

[@mfactorlives810]

I liked Allison and her raspy voice.

[@amichels]

3:42 best part

[@renebrown7394]

Jesus.. no wonder Allison divorced him

[@chindaoparanma248]

Actually, that’s a misconception that Allison initiated the divorce, it was actually a gold digger called Beth that was behind it.

[@Frankybroadcast]

Dude is clowning his dad to 20 million people. Lmao

[@chindaoparanma248]

The one thing I’ve learnt is that family is the most important thing in life, that’s why I gave up my college and dreams in order to move back home. Also, I owed 6 months rent.

[@ml9867]

Howard was right about some of the ingredients in certain sunscreen causing cancer.

[@LilyOfTheTower]

If its sunblock its main base is usually titanium dioxide (its what gives it that white color) and thats not toxic. It just reflects and scatters the rays, making you less likely to burn. Its the safer of the two. Sunscreens absorb into the skin and then absorbs the rays instead of your skin absorbing the rays and damaging your DNA. So while its not ideal in massive quantities over decades, its better than skin cancer which can go undetected and spread throughout your entire body. (By the way people dont use nearly enough sunscreen to properly protect their skin but feel like they have enough on and spend more time in the direct sun). I say this because its important for people to use sun protection, ( hats, sunblocks, sunscreens, uv tint on windows, avoidance of prolonged direct sunlight. etc.) and not to not be afraid of "potential risk" vs actual life threatening risk. Source: im an aesthetician with years of interest in the skin, its functions and its health. Stay beautiful.

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Allison's current husband thinks her gifts are great.

[@onestepbeyond7240]

Blobbin has to guffaw after everything she spews.

[@onestepbeyond7240]

@Clevis Bleiman Because the only one who thinks she's funny..... is her ! Another habit she has is laughing while she's talking. She just ruins the show for me.

[@bsiev19771]

Did it not occur to Howard that he might have given his wife a suggestion or two? Rather than just commanding her to go out and buy something.

[@GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable]

Always felt the need to show those scraggly girly arms for some reason

[@mrgregw]

Why doesn't Howard's hair look like this anymore? His hair looks like crap now. Seinfeld must have been very popular at the time. He got mentioned a half dozen times.

[@koolblue6927]

He wears a wig now

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Because it all fell out and he’s been wearing those RIDICULOUS wigs since the early 2000s

[@Davidjon1946]

Hair??? He wears wigs

[@desselbane4872]

$100 dollar bill for a cheap ju?

[@reneulloa9332]

brother p touch sounds like it was named by a pedo. but it's not disclaimer

[@thewatchcommander7253]

Aaah! Todd Packer! I had no idea u we’re back!