It's What Grimaldi DIDN'T Tell Us That Changed This 21hr Overnight Ferry Journey For The Worse...

[@fionnaduncan8735]

I think that they have to be the authentic cruise company out there... They promised Grim-all-day and that's exactly what they delivered 😊

[@terrondt]

@@fionnaduncan8735 yes. Here in America, my wife and I went on a Royal Caribbean cruise out Of Florida to the Caribbean for 5 days. It’s pricey but ya get ya money’s worth. Food, cabin and entertainment. And the ports of call stops plus excursions

[@kitchfacepalm]

Or 🦠Grime-aldi🦠

[@michaelbarnett918]

@@fionnaduncan8735 it’s a ferry 🤷‍♂️🤔

[@bostonrailfan2427]

…i hate that your pun is both apt and funny even if a groaner 🤣

[@Oldsmobile69]

I lost it at the dog poop! 😂

[@holdthelight11]

I love how Alicja is so chill and just rolls with everything with such a good attitude. :) But, I also agree with you Steve; that ship seems awful and the customer service is non-existent. I would never book with them now, so thank you for taking one for the team there!

[@kimchipig]

My ex-wife started whining on the way to the airport and stopped when we go home. Now I travel alone and love it!

[@martinc.720]

@@kimchipig ok

[@mstrdiver]

Steve - did you check the sheets as you turned them down? I would wager there were some prizes in store for you there too.

[@triodehexode]

Oh no port of Rome and Ferry's to sadden my eyes

[@Oldsmobile69]

Lol, love the dynamic. Peppy party girl and the old curmudgeon!

[@mssparkssie]

I'm 10 minutes in to the video and this situation is giving me so much second hand anxiety. What a nightmare, I would not be happy! Glad that you two are such good sports about it.

[@PakaBubi]

I was gonna say the same.

[@steve-marsh]

The first hand anxiety was even worse :D

[@what-I-enjoy-doing]

@@steve-marsh😂

[@yyyfffff33333]

I felt the same and only watched half of it !

[@TheWeedShark]

@@steve-marsh 😁

[@jojosixty6]

Treat the hen to a nice fresh roll on that cruise you promised her. Love your work pal x

[@steve-marsh]

Haha yes! Cheers!

[@kevinmurphy5463]

That was one of the funniest videos you've made. Alicia and you never disappoint.

[@fengbi5653]

It’s amazing no matter how bad things are Alicja always remains positive and happy . This is why you 2 are so popular on KZbin. 😘

[@steve-marsh]

She is a wee star and saved my sanity on this one!

[@Kim-J312]

Yey Alicja is back ❤😊 !

[@thekeeper7885]

@@steve-marsh ....ste the family burger unit ha ha ha class🤣🤣🤣

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

Yes, she's wonderful eh! But I couldn't be that positive! I think I'd get arrested on the ship and at Barcelona!!! Ohhhhh! 😕🫢😬🧑‍🎄🙏

[@bear1245]

Have a read of trip advisor on this cruise. Steve was very kind

[@scotfree21]

While waiting for breakfast a Canadian women in front of me requested what she wanted and the guys serving started laughing and talking Italian when the women replied “I’m fluent in Italian and know exactly what you just said and will be reporting you to the company” the look on the guys faces was priceless.

[@steve-marsh]

Haha brilliant :D

[@ianpilkington2037]

Would've been even better if she actually said it in Italian too 😅

[@pug_63]

That sounds familiar. Had similar experiences when we visited Dad’s family in Italy.

[@g-r-a-e-m-e-]

What did they say?

[@scotfree21]

@ I don’t know but obviously it wasn’t anything very complementary. She told me that the guy serving her said no way could she understand what they were saying and she told him that even though she was Canadian she grew up in Italy and told him in Italian 😄

[@JohnAkerman-n1e]

What a nightmare. Note to self: Avoid Grimaldi at all cost. You both deserve a medal Steve!

[@ajw1467]

@@JohnAkerman-n1e why steve gets loads of money and typical scot a tight asss

[@tomnewell8886]

@@ajw1467 still doesnt make up for the fact that ferry looked like a complete shit show if you werent part of that party of muppets that were on it

[@Ingens_Scherz]

It's a company looks like it's on its a***, frankly. Hopeless.

[@kgmakogon]

I would say "avoid taking an overnight ferry at all, IF this is not Northern Europe or Japan" , because passenger ferries elsewhere tend to be undermaintained, understaffed and below standards.

[@Hit1889]

Would rather this ship than a moaning sweaty sock ruining my holiday

[@onyonderhill14]

Have enjoyed your videos as much for where you go (the destination) as for how you get there. Your optimism and joy as you share a new destination with us, your viewers, is always delightful. So glad that Alicja was with you on this trip, with her "I'm enjoying it!", since you couldn't just get out at the next stop and change ships!

[@Pseudosivisions]

If I unknowingly got onto this ferry ride, I would've hunkered down and hid in my cabin drinking hairy tap water and watching old pirate movies. Alicja (and you!) enduring the trip and finding humor in the chaos was great. Hoping your next one is way way better!

[@aleta5873]

Oh no..."hairy tap water"...makes me want to gag just thinking about it.

[@noreenhewson6933]

Hahaaaa, “the kids are up early”…. They NEVER went to bed, Steve!

[@yarly3180]

Was this guy even young himself? I remember as students in the '90s we took 'tax free ferry trips' 24 hours to Hull and back from Holland across the North Sea to have fun in the UK and load up on cigarettes and booze. Those were the days. 😁

[@joostverra9130]

Especially the ones with sunglasses haha. Not only drinks were had that night.

[@TheUffeess]

I am a 61-year-old Swedish man who has traveled on many ferries in my days. Having said that, if I had traveled like you on this trip, I would have gone berserk! Dirty, lousy service and general poor management. I've actually thought about taking this trip, it's not going to happen! Thanks for doing this so I didn't have to.

[@zianeshkasparen4358]

Weeeeell I 2nd your motion. I will DEFENITLY PAAAAASSSS!!!

[@Hasse-swe]

I have been working for Ste3na Line (Stena Germanica) between Gothenburg and Kiel. Not even the dirtiest parts of the boat where that dirty as theire cabin.

[@paulstorey4118]

I would have lost it , the one thing I can’t stand is dirt , I would have wanted to change cabins but they’re probably as dirty. Would have demanded it was cleaned properly.

[@kgmakogon]

The ferries in the Nordic parts of Europe / Baltic Sea are setting the standards of service, cleanliness and guest experience.

[@kgmakogon]

@@Hasse-swe I 've been working on board many cruise ships and ferries like, 20-30 years ago, and the state of that cabin was shocking. I would have demanded another cabin, if it was possible or some sort of refund if not.

[@davidjohnston1698]

This is the first time I've commented on your videos. The emphasis there was on Grim but the sheer comedy of your review and the good humour in actually pretty horrible conditions made for great viewing!

[@Hit1889]

@@davidjohnston1698 wow horrible conditions you haven’t been to Luton mate

[@PortsladeBySea]

@@Hit1889🤣🤣🤣

[@cranefly23]

As a recent subscriber, I have to say I enjoy your solo trips, but IMHO they are SO much better when Alicja is with you. She’s got such a lovely, quirky, personality. She conveys so much with just a look or a little smile. She puts up with far more than many young women would do. This ferry crossing is hardly a ‘cruise’ and I’m amazed that Grimaldi are allowed to run parties on it. I’ve got a strong stomach, but the lack of cleanliness in your cabin falls well below acceptable levels. Good video. Thanks.

[@peterknight7987]

It's so great to see you guys travelling together, I don't blame you for being grumpy it's just chaotic and Alicja is so laid back it's endering.The chaos on this ship makes me feel anxious .You guys did well!

[@alfaunicorn81]

It's better to give an honest review than a false one. Keep up the good work!

[@andrewjambo1]

Grumpy old man Steve is strangely entertaining 😂

[@janegardener1662]

I think he feels bad that it isn't a great experience for his girlfriend.

[@stevewilson5292]

"Grump old man Steve is strangely entertaining" . For sure ! In past episodes we've got just a hint that he doesn't like to be around boisterous people and misbehaving children (who does really ?) but it's always been mentioned after-the-fact and just in passing. I enjoyed this almost full-on "exploration" immensely.

[@oldmanonatrain]

Thats definitely not grumpy! Very forbearing under the circumstances :)

[@noelleclemens7057]

Not grumpy, just honest. British people should complain more!

[@KarenAllison-b2i]

I really felt for you because you so wanted for Alicja to experience the ferry life that you so love, but she always smiles and just gets on with it, what a girl. Love all your vlogs but always a bonus when Alicja joins you

[@sandiandgregh]

Oh wow. The dirty cabin, creepy corridors (I expected to see the twins from The Shining), poor service from crew. What an “adventure”. Definitely makes you appreciate the cozy cabins on the Northlink even more. Great video as usual guys. Bad ship makes for great content.

[@peterparker219]

Since being on a Ryanair flight with english football fans last summer nothing can shock me. But you're taking it very relaxed, especially Alicija. Great show 👍🏽

[@mikeburgess8801]

Wow! Never Grimouldy! Alicja is so lovely and positive, her reaction to Family Burger and The Bo Camping sign had me in stitches. Thanks for doing this so we don’t have to! 😄

[@steve-marsh]

She got me through it :)

[@billwinward9324]

I would have hated every minute of that journey. What a sh*tshow of a ferry!

[@theresalewis6301]

@@steve-marshAlicja is an absolute sweetheart an the love 💗 she has for you is so clear to see ❤ your an adorable couple ❤ xxx 😘😘❌❌🩵🩷

[@CookingAroundTheWorld]

You two won the awards for most tolerant travelers. Can't believe you were so good humoured about it all......but I guess there was nothing to gain by getting upset. The Poo Deck....had me in stitches. Take your own food and eat it in your cabin would be the best tip.

[@johng9399]

But not in the bathroom!

[@CookingAroundTheWorld]

@@johng9399 Oh no, that bathroom was truly revolting....the hairs gave me nightmares

[@muguk]

A trip undertaken by both Steve and Alicja that, for once, I wouldn't want to add to my bucket list in any way, shape or form. You two deserve awards and medals for this one.

[@kskssxoxskskss2189]

I dunno, that rainy climb in the Highlands left me saying, "no, thank you." But it's wonderful to see it through the eyes of such wonderful people.

[@Stokesie-st8gf]

Is that girl his partner ?

[@theresalewis6301]

@@Stokesie-st8gf yes they are a awesome couple

[@Stokesie-st8gf]

@ he has got lucky there. That won’t last

[@lizziandlewy8803]

It's always nice to see you and Alicja together. She's a natural in front of the camera. 🎥 As for the ship? There are somethings that, for me anyway are a given. Cleanliness being top of my list! The noise would have sent me nuts! lol. Until the next, take care and be happy! 🤗✌️

[@bobbyalessi]

Great video, we love Alicja, shes adorable and has a great attitude...she's a keeper Steve! Thanks for taking us along!

[@leedesigner1977]

Honestly, after watching this, I go abroad a lot, and there isn't a chance in hell that I would ever go on that crappy ferry or use that company at all. Disgusting. Thank you to you both. Lee

[@1Fmarcel]

The PO ferry Dover-Calais is also terrible. One time only, that's for sure. Fortunately it was only a short crossing.

[@mstrdiver]

Your cabin reminded me of a college dorm right before going home for the summer.

[@dennismatthews6660]

Thank you. I agree that Alicja was such a joy as she tried to relieve your anxiety and disappointment. You can count on Steve Marsh to be so kind and thoughtful to service people and the kindness is returned. So the apathetic reaction of the service people had to be a disappointment. I am so glad that Alicja was along for the ride.

[@harrington2488]

Oh my. You two totally took one for us on this one. So sorry you had that experience. 😢

[@paulcredmond]

Grim moldy. That journey is the stuff of nightmares. Well done for surviving!

[@tomasmattsson1817]

Following your journeys and hope to meet you in Finland someday! Merry Christmas ❤

[@steve-marsh]

Cheers Tomas!

[@baggatxips.6053]

Having worked in Poland for 2 years I find it somewhat amusing that Alicja seems to have a strong Scottish accent when speaking English. Really very charming. I like unexpected fusions like this - when I first met my wife, who is Chinese, she had a strong "Indian" accent because she learned English while working in Bangladesh for 3 years.

[@garethjones6082]

I have worked in manchester with poles with a scouse accent, it always throws me

[@oohkumar]

A French pal of mine had a strong cockney accent as she learned English while working in London pubs

[@leslieelizabeth219]

My late father in law was Polish. I loved hearing him saying. I Ken It. I got it in. Scots English 😀

[@tiddlywinks456]

I knew a French guy who had a really different accent for a Frenchman to have, normally they sound really romantic when speaking English (if you’re a straight guy think Vanessa Paradis) but he sounded pure North American, who I’m sure can be romantic but they don’t sound romantic the way French people do. It seemed so strange.

[@judiw2892]

Alicja is a delight!!!! You are one LUCKY man!

[@VickiBrowne-yk4co]

Wow...

[@martinc.720]

Geez...

[@Goatmanification]

@@VickiBrowne-yk4co ?

[@Goatmanification]

@@martinc.720 ?

[@amytih47]

Well you are both legends, taking one for the team for sure! I think I’ve read it elsewhere in the comments and must agree - I had secondhand anxiety watching. For sure your sense of humour and general good-natured attitude made this video cracking like all others. Awesome guys, thanks again 👍🏼

[@steve-marsh]

Cheers Amy :)

[@cindi7955]

@@steve-marsh I could not have done this there is dirty as when going camping but that is clean dirt :-0 this is filthy full of germs and disgusting. The food you paid for looked like it was getting ready to be garbage - no customer service and those poor pets the only good thing was the fresh air on the decks. To me it looks like they are getting the last days out of this ferry. Do they not get health inspections like the cruise ships? You were justified in being your not as usual sunny guy as to me if they are being this cavalier about the cleanliness and food what about the engines and internal workings of the ship? One good thing about this video you will save others from experiencing such a let down. Bravo!!!

[@theresalewis6301]

@@steve-marsh You done so well if it was me I would have gone straight to reception an demanding that they cleaned the cabin especially the bathroom or put me in a much better cabin so take my hat off to you guys xxx ❤

[@dotfreeman8199]

What a “cruise”! As always Steve, your commentary and observations were so good and funny. I would have shared all your concerns - dogs roaming around,dirty cabins etc - just not acceptable. You made the most of it all though with your great sense of humour. You are so good together - lovely to see🎉. Keep it up - I love it!

[@BillyF27]

I'm new to the channel, and my wife and I love the videos when you two are together. They are so entertaining and we can't wait for more while we catch up onolder ones.

[@ClareGaboury]

Very entertaining and I had a few laugh out loud moments, but felt so sorry for you both having to endure that trip! Alicja always sees the bright side of life. It's a gift. 🇬🇧🇨🇦

[@juliescanlan6424]

Well that’s one ferry company I’ll be avoiding, thanks for the heads up Steve! Poor Alicja deserves a special treat now!

[@noniousxltruffles7454]

Yeah, the ferry from Denmark to Iceland - or rather from Iceland back to Denmark 😁

[@barringtonw2]

Hi Steve, thanks for the excellent video. As a subscriber over the last two years I find your videos enjoyable, entertaining, and informative, especially when Alicja is with you. Your presentation is always honest and down to earth. Looking forward to the next one, thank you, regards Barry.

[@steve-marsh]

Thanks so much mate!!!

[@robineasby5328]

Wow. That Grimaldi ferry certainly was grim. Alicja is so positve in her arttitude . Just the person to have in grim times. Steve , your honest reviews mixed with humour are great. Thanks for posting.

[@electroid8119]

Very true. I once went on a amazing trip with a girlfriend when I was 19 and she was the most miserable person on earth the whole two weeks. I couldn't wait to get home. The place was fine but she was as dull as ditchwater

[@julia-soloonthetrains2245]

Steve, I got the Grimaldi ferry from Livorno to Bastia in Corsica earlier this year and was amazed at how nice it was. Lots of good spaces to sit, clean, and altogether it was a great experience. I was going to Corsica in order to take the train through the mountains from Bastia to Ajaccio: what an amazing journey and worth going just for that. BUT then, I had booked on Grimaldi from Ajaccio to Touloun in France, the overnight. After the previous ferry I thought, what could possibly go wrong.... I hadn't got a cabin because it was a short overnight and am used to sleeping on seats or with a blanket or two on the Italy-Greece ferries. This was the worst ferry I've ever been on - one small eating /sitting area, no other public sofas or lounge areas, and one large room, bare floor, for deck passengers. It was dirty, smelt truly awful and I had the worst crossing ever. I've never seen a good review of Grimaldi, but at least the short one to Corsica was okay. Late on arrival though. Of course.

[@Nabend1402]

Not going to lie, that was very entertaining!😆 But because Alicja was such a trooper and Steve didn't kill anyone, you now deserve a treat. I'd suggest you should take a trip on the king of all ferries, Hurtigruten, through the Norwegian Fjords!

[@johnorrells3797]

The best

[@awatt1404]

I took Hurtigruten in January 2024....NEVER AGAIN!

[@noniousxltruffles7454]

No, the 3-day run from Denmark to Iceland. Steve in the below water-line swimming pool's a hoot 😂 He declared it the nicest ship he'd been on.

[@TheBloatedPony]

Man I totally get it. You can’t be positive 100% of the time. And when you are responsible for somebody else’s good time it can turn up the stress. But she had such a good attitude and you guys go so well together. Love how when you called yourself a Name and she just glossed right over it like “meh, everybody has a bad day”.

[@xyz49271]

“It’s the Titanic on a budget” made me almost spit out my coffee. Does Alicja know how funny she is. Grimaldi ferries - We make Ryanair feel like Concorde, it could be their strap line.

[@adebon8887]

How grim, you two deserve better, what a nightmare. What amazes me is you’re still able to have a giggle.

[@FlyFree2023]

What can I say other than your amazing adventures, alone or with Alicja, inspire me and add to my Bucket List. This was my nightmare and frankly I'd not have boarded and found an alternative to enjoy despite the added cost. Absolute praise for enduring the voyage. Please treat Alicja to a nice holiday in 2025, she absolutely deserves it after this ferry horror show.

[@sjedouglas]

That ferry is putting the Grim into Grimaldi. I'll see myself out.

[@RichardFelstead1949]

I agree.As someone towards top of comments "Grimouldy". Not a good advertisement for the Company.

[@sjedouglas]

@RichardFelstead1949 Grimouldy is much better than what I came up with.

[@mavadelo]

@@sjedouglas Grimouldy is literally used in the video... your pun is top tier :)

[@arjenlaan4103]

The Grime too. But ah well, it could have been worse, they could have booked the Costa Concordia ;-)

[@tommcdonald1873]

Want to a nicer Grim see our friend Cecilia in the arctic, her dog is cool.

[@nickc708]

This was one of your best guys. Down to earth, authentic, and very funny. Great stuff!

[@KeefsCattys]

OMG . Poor you , I can feel your frustration when you wanted a nice trip with Alicja . That is my idea of living hell . The lasagne meal was a joke for the price . Made for an interesting watch and had me chuckling . Safe travels

[@martinc.720]

You are doing really well if this is your idea of "hell". Unpleasant and unacceptable, sure. Worst thing ever? Meh.

[@PaulSlater]

An experience never to be repeated! Truly grim. If that journey was on my list of ones to do I’d be crossing it off right now.

[@BytesOfAsia]

Love your videos mate. You’re a wonderful storyteller, and your personality and accent is infectious. You and Alecja make a great team, and you give myself and my wife lots of laughs. Keep up the fantastic work ❤👍🏻👌🏻

[@DaveGeog]

25:26 Steve "I promise I'm going to take you on, like, a proper cruise" Oh dear... you know what Alicja really needs is one of those nice crossings on a Northlink cargo ship: no all-night partying there and the breakfast room looked lovely :-)

[@mihohobaba]

Alicja's hybrid Polish/Scottish accent is adorable.

[@martinc.720]

I'll never understand people's obsession with accents. We all have one.

[@emilkarpo]

@@martinc.720 I'll never understand peoples obsession with making unwanted and unnecessary remarks. We all don't make them.

[@JeffBenoit-h1r]

@@emilkarpo Funny you say that, because no comment is "wanted" or "necessary" here. That viewer saw the comment as unnecessary, and you don't. You're saying one needs "permission" to write a comment, and that person did not receive it?

[@arthurraymond6239]

I love her accent as well😊it’s mint😎

[@mihohobaba]

@@martinc.720 I bet you're the life and soul of any party that you attend.

[@katewilliams4876]

What a disaster! I hope you get your money back. You two are so Positive and funny. You took a complete fail and turned it into a funny experience for us. Thanks for taking one for the team!!

[@LosAngelesDrummer]

Your positivity when traveling on the worst cruise ship is commendable. Everywhere is LOUD, dirty, and sketchy.

[@THE-CATALYST-k9l]

Great video again steve from a guy who loves both your videos... well done on another exciting adventure 👌👍

[@ybunnygurl]

I'm going to rewatch this video and take a drink every time you say Grimaldi. Then I will feel like I'm on the party cruise

[@steve-marsh]

Haha this made me laugh out loud :D

[@kbriffa]

😂

[@stevenweaver9753]

😆

[@IAmWithinEverything]

@@steve-marshme too😂

[@TheGoodbyeGirl]

I said to my hubby if we drink every time he says Grimaldi we’ll be drunk in no time 😂😂

[@Kismyytname]

Love his channel, its so wholesome and entertaining!

[@mominth]

The ticketing lady sounded very rude. All those people would and is my nightmare lol. Great video yet again!

[@Tjoernhammartystnad]

Welcome to Italy :)

[@mominth]

@Tjoernhammartystnad Fair 😊

[@smartcookiesam4280]

I’ve never had any problems with rudeness in Italy myself but that woman was unbelievably rude and unhelpful.

[@josiemainecoon]

There's no way I'll ever cruise with Grimaldi ever!!! Thanks for the review peeps, but it looks like a total nightmare!!!

[@COCHRANE55]

Great video Steve. I think the reason they chucked you out your cabin so soon is because they give each cabin a really good clean after every crossing and it takes time😂😂😂 I would treat your other half to a Hurtigruten cruise up the coast of Norway.

[@leedesigner1977]

Steve, holy sh!t man, you have the patience and acceptance of a saint. 12 minutes in and I feel like I want to complain and lawyer up for you - right now. You even said thank you at one point, which caused me to shout at the TV 😂 Much love, mate. Lee

[@steve-marsh]

Haha brilliant mate :)

[@kaycee625]

He’s a Brit, we apologise and say thank you for everything whether it’s deserved or not.

[@JeffBenoit-h1r]

"Lawyer up"?? The bathroom was dirty... I mean...

[@gallaghim]

You should never feel annoyed at yourself for giving an honest albeit negative review. This company deserves nothing more than the review it got. What actually quite annoyed me is the attitude of the staff. All the same it was an interesting video, and props to you both for making as best of it as you could. Although I could tell that Alicja was putting on a brave face, and bless her for it.

[@steve-marsh]

Thank you!

[@Schemen123]

and the public toilets are even worse.....

[@Lynx-Ash-23]

Steve is the most positive and fair guy on KZbin. He is just being objective about that ferry - he is telling it as it is. He is still managing to make the best of it with Alicija... no more Italian ferries for the dynamic duo

[@steve-marsh]

Thanks! Yeah, even I raise an eyebrow to people saying I'm just a moan! :D

[@cindi7955]

@@steve-marsh Wow! I thought you held it together very well my husband would have had to lock me in the room :-) The best line Pool Deck 'Should have taken off the L!" You kept your sense of humour! LOL Bravo!

[@JeffBenoit-h1r]

@@steve-marsh Welcome to today's society. Toxic positivity is the norm now. It's like no one is allowed to say that not everything is rainbow and sunshine. I watched another review a while ago, and the person was saying that "the train was late by only 2 minutes." The comment section was full of people telling them how negative they were because they "pointed out" that the train was late. It's not you, it's the world around us becoming... I'll put it politely: "strange" haha

[@KevMx_586]

Cheers Stevo, class video on Cruiselines to avoid like the plague.......Glad to see you and the missus left the ship disease free.......those short n curlies seemed to follow you everywhere on the ship including your spuds...😂

[@alisonlyons4691]

Aaw Alicja, shes so lovely going with the flow. I wouldnt want my dog in those kennels. Yes it looked pretty Grim to me, clue is in the name right enough😁 Thanks for taking us along, l had a good chuckle, love your videos.......Alioban 💖💖

[@KittyMcGee1001]

I needed some laughs and this video did not let me down. Every minute it got progressively worse. “Is it a party cruise tonight?” “Yes”. Cue lights flashing on ship and loud music.

[@paulhoughton5266]

Hi Steve, this is one of those really memorable trips. I was laughing so much. Breakfast nearly went flying across the table when "Grimouldy" came up on the screen. When you said horror I could only think of Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now 🤣🤣

[@steve-marsh]

It really is a funny memory!

[@bryanitz8401]

I almost did a “spit-take” with my morning coffee when Steve found a hair in his potatoes. Oh my!! Cheers from Texas !!

[@jeffbujun]

Steve, you forgot one pro on this ill fated cruise and that is the lift. I am handicapped and require a lift to get around. Stairs are my downfall. So when I saw you get on the lift, I was happy. If other ferries have lifts, please include one clip with you getting on or off. That way I can decide if I can add that ferry to my list of possible future adventures.

[@garybroadhurst3548]

I can't speak for all ferries, but I've never been on one in Europe that doesn't have lifts. I'm sure all the ones here in Greece do (even if retrofitted) and some are over 40 years old. Isn't it illegal for them not to now? If you ever take a ferry here, everybody is escorted to their cabin by a pursar who can help you with directions and questions about the ship etc.

[@derektaylor2941]

Hello Jeff- I agree with Gary. Every regular passenger ship in European or British waters will have lifts that you can use. There may be a few 'commuter' ferries still running around the smaller Greek Isles, but even then they normally have lifts for most of the main decks. I can think of some ships that have very high observation decks where there is an elevated area above the rest and these don't have lift access, but still access to all the other deck space. Access really isn't a problem- getting on, travelling around or getting off. There are always mobility friendly cabins too. Ports themselves have become much better designed too, with assistance always available. If I can help with specifics, please tag me in with any questions. (Travel organiser 32 years, ex ship's crew 2 years)

[@jeffbujun]

@@garybroadhurst3548 Thanks for the info! If I ever get to Greece, I can now enjoy my rides on the ferries.

[@fergus247]

The rowdy crowd, the garbage and empty alcohol bottles, the mini show on top of the ship. Very ominus. Glad you made it.

[@WillionMaas]

Went on a trip with Grimaldi once during spring and my wife and I found those dog cages. It was very hot in there, so they put a blower in the door opening wich was very loud. All the dogs where so scared and sad. We stayed all night to calm those dogs and refresh the water. Didn't see a crew member once. I have a picture of my wife sleeping on the floor there. So sad...

[@steve-marsh]

That really is sad :(

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

Maybe that's why people didn't use the cages and just kept the dogs with them eh!I don't have a pet but those cages were just wrong on all fronts! Poor wee things!😕🙏

[@KTT31693]

I couldnt have put my dog in there tbh ..The state of cages were shocking .... Strange experience on that Ferry ..glad you had each other on that trip 😮

Dogs treated like cargo, basic cages and looked like loud music playing all night. People who take their dog on that boat unfortunately are not the nicest people.

[@Jana-wz7dr]

You are good people.

[@anthonypaterson7066]

High both, Thanks for the "heads up" AVOID the Grimaldi filth at all costs. As a ex mariner, have never seen such filth and chaos. More things out of order, exit doors locked, absolutely horrible.

[@wolfhugo1]

Heaven forbid, if they have some sort of emergency on board - it would be total and utter chaos.

[@Nadia1989]

I can ignore the dirt, but exit doors locked is criminal.

[@martinc.720]

To be fair "areas" were out of order. It's impossible.

[@Sim-rh4tj]

So many of your ferry journeys range from good to great. Grimaldi are here to make you appreciate them! Their merch in the shop made me laugh, who wants to be reminded??

[@oldmanonatrain]

So you're never tempted again!

[@mbak7801]

What a perfect mischievous Christmas present. Get a T shirt and mug, wrap it up and tell the recipient that it is a special item brought just for them. Then duck when they open it and throw the mug at you.

[@funkoreviews3657]

Having seen nearly all your trips, I can say this is the first one I wouldn’t have wanted to be on. All the same, thanks for letting me know about Grimaldi Line so I can scratch it off my list. Also, thanks for adding Steve’s Notes back; absolutely love them. Best you both. Happy Christmas & Happy New Year!

[@junkjournaljunkie]

Absolutely hilarious! We just watched and roared with laughter at all your comments, when you said it should be called the “Poo Deck” that just about summed it up!!! 😂 €268 one way, wow! One thing I can’t stand is stray hairs 😮

[@tisaybisay]

Hairs in their potatoes, no less!!

[@edwardlees4585]

Yet again, Steve putting himself through things so the rest of us don't have to. Very grateful.

[@Linda-k2i]

That’s not grumpy Steve I’d of been much worse😂 You need to take alicja on that nice ferry to Iceland so she can appreciate a lovely trip.

[@steve-marsh]

Good idea!

[@RCake]

That's exactly what I was thinking. MV Norröna is such a nice ferry for just sitting and spending time, so many nice, clean and cozy corners there 😍 oh I need to go again soon myself

[@Livin-f6w]

That was a fab ferry !

[@PlanesTrainsEverything]

What a great video! Absolutely superb. I've noticed something about charging GoPro batteries. If you use a EU double adapter, sometimes you only get half the power through each, which means nothing charges. It's as if there has to be a minimum voltage before a charge will work. I want to see another GRIMaldi ferry video!

[@steve-marsh]

Lesson learned mate! I was so worried when I realised I might not have enough battery power, but at least it took my mind off Grimaldi for a while :D

[@gavinmilne6232]

See my comment above! It's very disappointing as you think this particular excursion would be very popular amongst all Euro travelers; however, Grimaldi appear to be a shocking operator on this particular service.

[@benjaminmack7567]

They needed your UV lamp for the full experience 😂

[@heihot]

Hello from Norway! I liked the Titanic on a budget and Alcatraz comments😂😂😂. Have a great day🖖

[@reecom9884]

On the US Alaska ferries travelling from Washington state to Alaska, in the summer you can pitch your tents on the open decks or use your sleeping bags in the lounge areas. There are public showers available for the long trip up to Alaska for the campers if you don’t have a cabin. The scenery is the same as you would see travelling on a luxurious cruise ship, but it takes longer, and the Alaska ferries ticket prices are cheaper and are subsidized by the state since it is the Alaska Marine Highway System.

[@simonwhitlock9189]

What an utter shambles, thank you for doing this so I will never have to, at least you had each other for company and to help you retain your sanity I can't find a single redeeming feature of that unkempt boat. Stay safe and well and till next time cheers from Oz and better luck on the next ferry.

[@steve-marsh]

Cheers Simon!

[@joanneromano1234]

Welcome to the party ferry Italian style. Menefrego! Literally sums up employees and party goers attitudes alike. This is the aspect that most people don't experience while travelling other countries. Look up the word in Italian. Sorry you had to see it in the raw. We, living here see it everyday! Hope you have a great time in Barcellona! Thanks for sharing!

[@steve-marsh]

Haha interesting!

[@wallacegrommet9343]

Like MAGA

[@TheWanderingEggs]

35:58 This gave me the chuckles for a good while, Alicja's little headshake as you walk up the stairs hahaha!

[@steve-marsh]

YES :D

[@thebairdMi]

Steve thanks for the Grimaldi Video... the eye role you get when walking up the "Grimaldi Stairs" was priceless. Thanks! The video is epic as usual.

[@jenniferlevine5406]

You two are amazing, and so professional making the best of such a situation. You absolutely would love a cruise - you must do it just for a vacation. Don't worry about a 6 plus day crossing. They keep you very busy, more to do than time to do it all! Love the video despite the conditions.

[@jimpenny8771]

The younger people on board probably thought it was great. The fact that you had Alicja with you meant you could make the best of it, and that's what you have to do. She's a ray of sunshine and a counter to your dour outlook (OK, I was born in Scotland too). When our Eurostar train broke down between Brussels and Amsterdam a couple of years ago, we also made the best of it, adding our own dialog to what the response crew were saying to each other outside, and that's what made it into a fun experience. Whenever you said Grimaldi, I kept thinking of the Griswalds for some reason. It had that National Lampoons feel to it.

[@TrijnvdBosch]

I must say... even though at first I thought "Apparently I'm too old for this shit, but the younger people will enjoy this", I am now genuinely doubting that. Nobody looked like they were having a good time. When still waiting outside, the vibe seem happy, but on board, I didn't see much smiling. Almost no people in the entertainment areas - the combination of loud music in a sterile environment with a dozen stationary people is so depressing. Of course, there was a party in Cyber Horror room, some I'm sure some people will have danced. But with so many areas closed, with such long waiting times, with almost no decorations or vibe at all, I can't imagine many younger people liking it either.

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

😂😂😂

[@marilynstolberg5534]

You survived!!! Congratulations. I appreciate your combination of honesty and positivity.

[@steve-marsh]

Thanks Marilyn :)

[@eddavis1832]

I tried the website, as I was interested in taking the ferry this Spring from Barcelona to Rome. You’re right, IT’S AWFUL! Looks like I’m flying…CHEERS!!!🍻

[@witlof5492]

Train?

[@claudiel4660]

I was watching some of the old camping videos and wanted to suggest the islands in the Bristol channel, flatholm and steepholm. You can get a boat to them from Cardiff Bay and Weston - super - Mare and you can camp or stay on them or take boat trips out for a few hours. They're a nature reserve, there's a wee pub, relics from the world wars and Napoleonic wars. Flatholm also has a Victorian lighthouse. Might be up your alley!

[@RossWatt-o5d]

Alicia & Steve are a class act. Both of them just Rock 🪨🎉❤

[@graemewilliams3212]

Crikey, it's like Pontins on the sea! Yep, that's my worst nightmare. You go on Cruises to relax and take it all in but there's no way you'd be able to do that with Grimaldi! Very poor of them not letting you know that it was essentially a Rave Cruise.

[@steve-marsh]

Exactly! A bit of notice would have set our expectations even lower :D

[@marvinthemartian666]

I never ever thought I'd see a grumpy Steve 😊 but I understand why. You were hoping for a nice ferry experience for Alicja so she could do more with you. At least she seemed to take it all with good humour, so hopefully there will be more ferry trips together

[@steve-marsh]

A nice ferry next time for that poor girl :)

[@Ben-cp3fs]

Yeah, you're fun. You're clearly trying to impress the girl. Usually you are positive

[@andrekuijt9574]

From the start of this video I immediately thought I would never travel on this ship, thank you for this tip and I really felt sorry for you. I was in Italy a long time ago and I think it is a beautiful country, but I have not experienced the Italians as friendly, which is probably part of their culture. Thank you for this video and hope the rest of the trip was better.

[@verndog2158]

Congratulations on surviving that journey, Steve and Alicja! You couldn't pay me to take that ferry. I suggest trying a cruise ship for your next ocean journey; you will certainly find it much more enjoyable. Greetings from British Columbia, Canada 🍁

[@noniousxltruffles7454]

👋 from Yorkshire

[@fyve4321]

Love the interactions between you, will have to watch more of you together.

[@dmanton300]

It looked like a post-apocalyptic refugee cruise, but Alicja's "just roll with it" demeanour was an absolute delight.

[@bindatek8801]

On cleanliness it makes the likes of some British Ferries look like hospitals in comparison. If you love filth, you'll love this line.

[@magicLakeComo]

With living room , bath , bidet , closet, king size bed..other appliances... It looks more like a 5 star hotel !!

[@dmanton300]

@@magicLakeComo That hasn't been cleaned since the hotel opened!

[@MikeNolan59]

You know it’s bad when the best part of the video is the end when you were pulling into Barcelona, some great shots there mate. Don’t know how your Mrs stayed so positive, I’d have been just as furious as you 😅 couldn’t pay me to go on that cruise, horrendous

[@steve-marsh]

I really need to properly treat her soon though!

[@kevintoo8]

Thanks for the return of Steve's Notes, I've missed them 😉

[@steve-marsh]

A pleasure!

[@SimonPike-iz9jo]

Steve, I was waiting for this video! I travelled to Sardinia in September and I can honestly say that all 3 ferries we were involved with across from Italy were awful. Firstly, GNV changed our departure time from Genoa (to Olbi) from 2359 to 1930 with only 4 days notice (our train schedule meant we could not make it - I am still battling for refund). I then booked Moby Lines - ok boarding but the cabin was as dirty as yours and food was virtually inedible. Then returned from Olbi to Livorno with Grimaldi on another filthy ship with dreadful service, overflowing bins and a complete scrum to disembark. Well, let's say it was an experience! Keep up with the great videos, solo and with Alicja!

[@Schemen123]

tbg gnv is a bit better than grimali.. not saying they are good, just a bit better

[@darlenerichards5904]

I am with you Steve, I would never travel on a Grimaldi ferry after watching your video! Good on Alicja for being such a good sport and remaining positive. 😊