You know it's bad when the healthiest thing in the ration is the cigarettes
@seantimpani34696 жыл бұрын
Nuclear damn lol
@indesideratu6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheShadowcompany16 жыл бұрын
When you put it that way...
@randalrichardson40196 жыл бұрын
Nice
@miklmiklmtrcycl60095 жыл бұрын
I fell of my chair reading that
@Lord.of.Apokolips5 жыл бұрын
His stomach is having another vietnam war
@Trgn5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lonestar27794 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ziiizzzooo4 жыл бұрын
looooooool
@nicholasflood23924 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti PSD Flashback Incoming
@geometricart78514 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaah damn dude you win!
@averageuser93234 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the cheese spread hisses
@manofrice10584 жыл бұрын
dear god
@marioagosta94604 жыл бұрын
Lived on these for 13months could only eat fruit cocktail and pound cake
@googiegress4 жыл бұрын
HIDEOUS HISS!
@donquixotedelamancha65964 жыл бұрын
Nice hiss.
@juncheok85794 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a blast door from a sci-fi flick
@carlebach66762 жыл бұрын
I ate C rations for 45 days. Only had a bowel movement 5 times and that was 5 to many. It was like passing a brick. Korea cold weather training January-February 1974.
@nsaterroristbomber666692 жыл бұрын
Wow cool. How was life working at the bowling alley for the next 50 years after that?
@ineedhelporaciggerate36202 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your Service
@unknown.1818. Жыл бұрын
@@nsaterroristbomber66669 bruh
@daybagodiswithyou9302 Жыл бұрын
That cigarette isn’t worth alot
@Huero510 Жыл бұрын
@@nsaterroristbomber66669your fucked up man
@TechHug6 жыл бұрын
If this guy doesn't post for a month I'll assume he died from an old ration.
@samuraireincarnation38536 жыл бұрын
Haha same he eats almost anything. Lol
@GeoLuchse5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, something happened..
@broccodoggo83635 жыл бұрын
Top 10 warnings no one took seriously
@greyk6105 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the dude is afraid of eating ass?
@ting61615 жыл бұрын
@@greyk610 lmao
@d.s.82274 жыл бұрын
"I don't smoke cigarettes, but when I do, they're at least 45 years old" haha
@rain63534 жыл бұрын
Yeah, came down here to look for this comment lol. I don't smoke (Cigarettes) either, but it would be pretty fun to try those!
@tonys84483 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@tonys84483 жыл бұрын
@@rain6353 as did i hahaha
@ejunkempire24593 жыл бұрын
If you ever need a seasoned smoker to compare them against new smokes, I’d be willing to do that for you. 😂😂😂
@ChaplainPhantasm3 жыл бұрын
I would imagine they have a better smoke flavor, because the only ones putting love in their job, were cigarette companies.
@brycekrispiez7145 жыл бұрын
“I can smell that through the mask.” Bro I can smell that through the video
@KingCat3rax5 жыл бұрын
@SpecOpsMemer your underrated af
@brokeangryjerry96055 жыл бұрын
@@KingCat3rax no YOUR breathtaking
@jaemajor5 жыл бұрын
I could hear it
@tank58435 жыл бұрын
that stuff sometimes smelled bad even fresh
@Bythegallon5 жыл бұрын
Clean ur house
@WiddleMousie Жыл бұрын
As an avid Steve watcher, I still find myself from time to time watching his old content. I have noticed the difference in his voice as he has grown, noticed the difference in scenery, but have never noticed a difference in quality of content or entertainment. Big W’s for Steve all around. Glad to see him back to uploading regularly and I always save his uploads for a late night watch in bed before falling asleep.
@goead Жыл бұрын
Just spread your legs for him already
@naenae2350 Жыл бұрын
you def jerked off one of his vids i can tell girl
@k0biza11 ай бұрын
same, been watching him since i was in 7th grade, i'll be 21 this year. time flies
@WiddleMousie11 ай бұрын
@@k0biza ahh, you may have me beat. I’ve been watching about 10 years when I had my daughter. I have shared him out to so many family members and friends, I truly believe his content can cater to so many crowds. I started watching him when I was doing research on World War I. And have been hooked ever since. The education, the food, the edginess of eating said food despite it being super old and just the wildness of that, and of course the MRE crowd too. I even had a genuinely concerned conversation with my fiancée about him when he stopped posting for awhile. I will never stop watching SteveMRE. Love his content!
@sonarinfection22 күн бұрын
I found him early pandemic era I was in 9th grade, now I'm 20 😭
@harrywoods83124 жыл бұрын
“Ima have to smoke a cigarette to get the cheese smell out my room” legend
@willischalepah94884 жыл бұрын
Open the windows if he has them .
@claytongoodwyn78094 жыл бұрын
What year did they realize that cigs could kill you?
@focusdj69874 жыл бұрын
Hazza yes smoking a stinky cancer stick is legendary
@mikulaskoncovka99614 жыл бұрын
Triggered straight edge peeps xd
@eternallyfaded62944 жыл бұрын
@@focusdj6987you fucking piece of shit
@Adriano663114 жыл бұрын
there's vomit on his sweater already, nam spaghetti
@boogneckne80684 жыл бұрын
Slim? Lol
@GuyFromTheSouth4 жыл бұрын
Lol genius
@PuzlDust3 жыл бұрын
I said "daaaamn" out loud to myself this comment was so good.
@chase87033 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@dustym.1113 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@squirreloffury94403 жыл бұрын
"I met this guy, he was buff, but when we got back to his room, it reeked of cigarettes and rotten cheese. He did offer me some 50 year old spaghetti, though."
@SuperNuclearUnicorn3 жыл бұрын
Dude's forearms are pretty shredded
@dirtwhisperer6583 жыл бұрын
HaHaHa funniest comment on here! LOL.
@divaden473 жыл бұрын
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn Wonder if he shaves his arms.....look very hairless :D
@jollytosty3 жыл бұрын
@@divaden47 some later videos he gets a better camera..... it can pick up his hairy arms, trust me he has tons!
@ladyofthedarkmoonlotus3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn yeah, he's one of those cement layer worker guys according to wikipedia. so i guess that explains why he's a smooth-talking, mre-eating tank, he's lofting huge bags of cement all day
@Kilgore482 Жыл бұрын
I love watching how much you appreciate a good historical cigarette. You're a national treasure, Steve.
@RealityWrecker Жыл бұрын
bro was itching and shaking to get into that Cigarette portion of the ration
@THEmatthewoneАй бұрын
Facts
@OcotilloTom7 жыл бұрын
I served two tours in Vietnam, 1965-66, 1970-71. My favorite C-rats were Ham and Eggs chopped and Ham and Lima's. Beef Spiced wasn't bad either. We usually had Tabasco sauce sent from home to liven them up a bit. The canteen water with halazone tabs tasted awful so we also had packs of Cool Aid mailed to us. They included heat tabs to heat the meals but I usually used C-4 explosive. You could pinch a small piece off and light it up. It was the "microwave" of field cooking, fast and hot! I didn't smoke so I would trade cigarettes to other Marines who did. We gave the Vietnamese kids the candy and cookies and hot chocolate packs that came in some rations. Marine Corps tours were 13 months long ,my unit was always in the field so we would get one hot meal a day most of the time. Rest of the time it was C-rats. for your meals and a rubber poncho for your roof. When you were killed the poncho also became your shroud. Tom Boyte, Gy.Sgt., USMC retired
@melquesidek7 жыл бұрын
Tom Boyte Thank you for your service Tom. How fast would you go through a tobasco container/bottle?
@nolanthomas71337 жыл бұрын
Damn, took me back in time!
@truenameunknown7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your service.
@FittedSheets7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service sir!
@ErnieJ897 жыл бұрын
'rah Gunny. Thank you for your service.
@montroyryan5 жыл бұрын
Vietnam Vet: "I've seen some things" Steve: "I've smelled some things"
@cosmictr4shtv9925 жыл бұрын
Idubbbz: I’ve been through worse...
@statik14455 жыл бұрын
James Tisdale that literally makes no sense
@khoichau6755 жыл бұрын
From vn with....blablabla By the way 4 get it :v
@veronicam29425 жыл бұрын
😆
@ambassador85245 жыл бұрын
montroyryan cheesy 👎
@ev95548 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, the pack of smokes are less likely to kill him than anything else in the box.
@RedColdRitsu8 жыл бұрын
Eddy Is Ready I'll have 2 number 9's.
@fabianramirez78078 жыл бұрын
SmackDown! StopmotionTV a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip.
@LifeEnjoyer4638 жыл бұрын
Aww Smoke, you full a shit!
@ev95547 жыл бұрын
Carl Johnson CJ?
@ciawozahao86857 жыл бұрын
Fabian Ramirez 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda
@ellanina8012 жыл бұрын
My old roommate was a vet from Vietnam. He passed of a pancreatic tumor a couple of years ago. He was on hospice at home when he left us (in the room that I’m in now lol). Just thinking that he probably ate some of these meals, and enjoyed some of theciggies. Rest in power Dee!
@vane86152 жыл бұрын
I hope you are still doing well
@ellanina8012 жыл бұрын
@@vane8615 thank you! I hope you are doing well also!
@re0028 Жыл бұрын
Hey man, i just want to wish you a good life and everything to your family. Rest in Power Dee.
@ellanina801 Жыл бұрын
@@re0028 awe 😊thank you! I hope everything the best for you and all of your family and loved ones too ✌️💜
@dflo4165 Жыл бұрын
Retired Navy here, hope you doing well in life. My condolences for your roommate. As you said, may Dee rest with much power!! You will see him again!! My belief.
@zeroblackzx4 жыл бұрын
You know its bad when he says, "I gotta smoke a cigarette to get this bad smell out,"
@8bitpixelbreakin3 жыл бұрын
One of my coworker actually did this once. I was working at a fast food restaurant at the time, and they were cleaning the drains up front. The whole store smelled like death, so the *supervisor* started walking around, vaping, to try and cover it up. When that didn't work, he lit up a cigarette and did the same thing again. He was never reprimanded for this, and he was still working when I quit.
@BlasterShell30006 жыл бұрын
Hello, I'm from 2018. You've likely heard Steve say that this will be his last time ever opening processed cheese. I can tell you that he will keep opening processed cheese anyways.
@keylovesjae6 жыл бұрын
Evora9B ... I'm watching on 1/25/19
@ezc41066 жыл бұрын
Key K. Me too
@matthewfilter75865 жыл бұрын
02/13/19 here
@Jj-bt7cx5 жыл бұрын
12/3/19 booyah
@notyouraccount97425 жыл бұрын
APRIL 2019. pretty sure he is still eating processed cheese.
@Hyreia6 жыл бұрын
"I'm telling you: cheese from the 60's just doesn't hold up." I would think it'd be hard to find many people who would actually disagree with you.
@gravnine6 жыл бұрын
the french
@thezodiac89736 жыл бұрын
Every french person with 2 million year old cheese waiting to eat it before they die.
@Ghettowater5 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@Fire-cg1zb4 ай бұрын
I was born in Hong Kong in 1964. In the 1970s, many American battleships docked in Victoria Harbor. Because the Vietnam War was intensifying at that time, U.S. battleships would replenish supplies in Hong Kong. My grand grandma ran a bartering business in Victoria Harbor. Sometimes, she would get some U.S. military ration packages. I ate the US military ration packets many times. I still remember that the packaging box and can opener are exactly the same. I also remember that there was a can containing three round chocolates in the package, which was very delicious. If I remember correctly, there was also a can of applesauce and a can of cake in the box inside. I like them so much. 😁
@albundy60087 жыл бұрын
that cheese could be classified as a chemical weapon.
@gregorystell68587 жыл бұрын
todd krager. that whole box looked like a biohazard
@jduff597 жыл бұрын
you could take a fart right in the face and not be bothered after smelling that cheese!
@BoopSnoot7 жыл бұрын
I'm daydreaming of throwing cans of cheese on villagers from a chopper while fortunate son is blasting on some side-slung megaphones
@DeloricIluris3337 жыл бұрын
Could use it to make a real dirty bomb.
@amandahernandez61177 жыл бұрын
Haha xD
@rrudydedogg37795 жыл бұрын
I served in Nam from '70 to '71 and I'm still passing gas from that cheese spread. It honestly wasn't that bad but it gave Velveeta gourmet status. After C Rats I thought MREs were terrific!
@valcc77975 жыл бұрын
Rrudy DeDogg Thank you for your service ❤️💪🏼
@oswaldoking2295 жыл бұрын
How old are you?
@juanjuarez48985 жыл бұрын
@@alexbondor9207 aww ur an ass lmao be more respectful
@A.fordbey.995 жыл бұрын
Hayden Dixon see what who did??
@i30-m1f5 жыл бұрын
alex bondor scumbag
@davidmarshall77522 жыл бұрын
Steve is actually ninety-four. It's the irradiated food that gives him a youthful appearance.
@luns4862 жыл бұрын
It's the sheer amount of preservatives he's consumed from these rations.
@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied2 жыл бұрын
Well, we are living in a simulation. The rules appear to be more complex than we were originally led to believe.
@pseudonymous1382 Жыл бұрын
A lot of food is actually irradiated to kill microbes. Now, if the food were radioactive that would be a problem.
@stevekaczynski37937 ай бұрын
Actually he is six centuries old. His first experiment with military rations was during the Burgundian wars of Charles The Bold in the 1470s. He was confronted with hardtack biscuit accursed by God and man. He ate it anyway...
@michaelyang39102 жыл бұрын
You really, really don’t need to apologize for not eating this
@NickSmokes2 жыл бұрын
i wouldnt get within a counties radius of this biohazard
@awsomesause3334 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories! We would use thermo tabs to heat up the main course. I had this spaghetti meal as my first experience with c-rats. Why I remember.....heat from the thermo tab was causing the spaghetti to rise up out of the can!. My DI yelled at me for not putting a vent hole thru the middle to let the expanding air to escape!!! USMC 1972
@raulramirez60524 жыл бұрын
awsomesause333 semper fi!
@igloopoo68604 жыл бұрын
Great memories. Thank you for sharing sir
@eatu4tea4 жыл бұрын
Legend!
@MrYeahyuhhh4 жыл бұрын
we appreciate your service 🇺🇸
@Kevin-vn2ww4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you had to experience such a futile war
@williamwagner7878 жыл бұрын
Never have I been so entertained by a man opening tin cans.
@dave3gs8 жыл бұрын
Same
@albcf20008 жыл бұрын
got damn true
@jslfc8 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@ExtraGloves2408 жыл бұрын
Neither have I. This is very entertaining.
@Fridelain8 жыл бұрын
Go to +Ashens channel
@comradesentournjr36963 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about these videos is how he openly acknowledges how disgusting all of this is but he keeps doing it even though nobody is making him, lmao
@Por-poI2 жыл бұрын
For science!!
@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw2 жыл бұрын
Hell I wish he stopped
@201hastings2 жыл бұрын
@@Por-poI more of a fetish
@brettscott82882 жыл бұрын
I grew up near Cherterfield, VA. Richmond had a lot of cigarette factories back in the day.
@br3akstuff2 жыл бұрын
@@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw Why
@silverwildeproductions10856 ай бұрын
A friend and I used to sit and watch these. Brings back memories. When we talk now, we always start off the discussion with the words "Nice Hiss". You're a legend, sir.
@niallzoful6 жыл бұрын
"I don't smoke cigarrettes, but when I do, they're at least 45 years old" - legend
@BoredAmerican5 жыл бұрын
niallzoful Id do the same
@harleycochin72645 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@PISCESBEATS5 жыл бұрын
"I don't smoke cigarettes... but when I do, they're at least 45 years old" - Steve1989MREInfo 4/11/16
@brlamb55 жыл бұрын
The most interesting Steve in the world.
@WPI945 жыл бұрын
Gold
@stolin40395 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@spacecat775 жыл бұрын
The only good reason to smoke
@CarbonVamp4 жыл бұрын
Solid Steve
@asheraumack-raner32 жыл бұрын
I sent my gramp this video, as he served in Vietnam, and I thought he’d like the content. Not only did he enjoy it, but he actually said that this ration was one of his favorites. Love this side of military history, thank you for sharing 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@georgeglass41052 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite too.
@luns4862 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see men who faught in these various conflicts reacting to these videos.
@jomosley47512 жыл бұрын
Had to crush the cans before discarding. Kept Charlie from making booby traps out of them
@satanamogila9251 Жыл бұрын
So your grandpa was a war criminal. You must be proud 👍🏻👍🏻
@6295607 Жыл бұрын
Holla pops! 🎉❤
@Originalchubbz772 жыл бұрын
I admire and respect your commitment to check everything out! You open rotten rancid food and probe it for your viewers amusement when all you wanted was a cup of coffee and a smoke. Love the videos and love learning about how troops were fed and are still being fed today in active service. Keep up the good work!
@ryansmith-so4zi2 жыл бұрын
Hotdawg
@chrisullery33862 жыл бұрын
They aren't getting this crap today, MREs are alot better.
@Originalchubbz772 жыл бұрын
@@chrisullery3386 derrr
@chrisullery33862 жыл бұрын
@@Originalchubbz77 my bad I thought you meant that they were still getting that crap, I ate that shit in 1977 and was still in when the MREs came out.
@Originalchubbz772 жыл бұрын
@@chrisullery3386 no worries 😊.
@pmf29944 жыл бұрын
Nam 1971, Thanks, I. Just got a flashback watching. It tasted and smelled as bad as it looked when it was “fresh”. The ham & beans were even a step down from the spaghetti ration. I bought a lot of beef jerky and candy bars to survive and traded or sold the rations.
@stevekillgore92723 жыл бұрын
Thank you, and all your fellows for Serving. Glad you got home. My uncle the Marine got home, the little girl who was going to be my new sister didn't make it out.
@Zack298103 жыл бұрын
thanks for your service.
@allanlugo80953 жыл бұрын
73. Vietnam..I liked it getter than mre
@JakeRidesBikez3 жыл бұрын
so what did people nickname the Ham and Lima Beans?
@trevorstokes41793 жыл бұрын
@@stevekillgore9272 I'm so sorry for your sister, my heart dropped as soon as I read that. :(
@robjohnson85223 жыл бұрын
The carboard dividers were there to keep the cans from rattling in your pack more than protecting the cans.
@thomasdemay98057 жыл бұрын
"i don't smoke cigarettes. but when i do they're at least 45 years old" ROFL
@phil92567 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever. When I heard him say that I thought it should be part of a commercial or something.
@assraper13997 жыл бұрын
"I'm teeling ya, cheese from the 60's just doesn't hold up"
@scottieray7 жыл бұрын
I only smoke cigarettes older than my women.
@Gonthor10007 жыл бұрын
SO WITH THAT BEING SAID.........
@tuaboy02557 жыл бұрын
Stay smokey my friends
@KidsWithGuns1992 Жыл бұрын
Hey dude totally random question but the music at the start of your videos is extremely relaxing, it has a nostalgic sound to it that makes me a feel a certain way I can't quite pinpoint. Would you ever think of doing like a compilation of tall the songs together? In like a three hour video? That would be really awesome, and very appreciated.
@Steve1989MRE Жыл бұрын
Dude thank you. The music has always been a fun part of all of this. Been working on a ration photo compilation and the tunes for a while now. Not sure when it's going to be complete & released though.
@cambridgeport9025 күн бұрын
As an amateur musician myself, I definitely agree that would be awesome. His music is pleasant in a way on which I can't put a finger. Love it.
@cbremer838 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how I ended up here.
@GrizzlySkater2348 жыл бұрын
Same
@nunyabinnis9408 жыл бұрын
same. its 1 am where im at and i have z mid term tomorrow. probably should be sleeping
@rueandbea8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan De Cohen good luck!
@nunyabinnis9408 жыл бұрын
ayyy im a dork :D thanks :/
@rebel3608 жыл бұрын
+Ethan De Cohen lol same hahah
@ws80615 жыл бұрын
Probably so comforting to have a meal, coffee, smoke, and good shit for those guys. The little things we take for granted.
@kantikun1349706 жыл бұрын
“I don’t usually smoke cigarettes, but when I do, they’re usually 45 years old.” 🤣🤣🤣
@areemajeed39896 жыл бұрын
kantikun134970 what’s so funny kid
@the_gilded_age_phoenix87176 жыл бұрын
...at least 45 years old.
@abelbalhetchet95405 жыл бұрын
That part made me die
@ToddHavel6 ай бұрын
Brother in service during the 1980’s. Brought home many cans of really tasty treats for his little brother. mom did not cook well,( only for holidays) we did not have any extra money either. Really loved them little green cans. The cookies , crackers some with chocolate in the same can and the ham and eggs! Been 40 years ago and still think it was delicious! Favorite episode so far! Thank you Steve!
@FlawsReal8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how I ended up in here.. But this is actually kinda interesting to see
@vertez99578 жыл бұрын
Flaws Yeah same
@ThomasRyanEdits8 жыл бұрын
true
@heeeydevon82628 жыл бұрын
Flaws bro.... I was listening to slipknot.... And was somehow recommended this.
@up_Oiseau8 жыл бұрын
I was watching Oblivion videos.
@flyinggeneral8 жыл бұрын
Yep. Was watching Jojo and blackhead removal videos.
@TheLawnCareNut8 жыл бұрын
this was the best unboxing I've ever watched.
@patriciathomas55723 жыл бұрын
I have Brother who served in Nam. I'm sure it was good back then. Today probably Not. Hello.
@LCx8293 жыл бұрын
This one by far the nastiest food I’ve seen.
@christopherengel74363 жыл бұрын
"I tell ya cheese from the 60's just doesn't hold up." Lmfao
@TJCusumano2 жыл бұрын
Wise words.
@norpriest5212 жыл бұрын
@@TJCusumano 5:11 He sounds funny lol 😆
@snowboarder3n12 жыл бұрын
“I don’t smoke cigarettes, but when I do they are at least 45 years old.” That’s the best line
@zen38174 жыл бұрын
Hands down nicest hiss in all of hisses and we aren’t even blessed with a “nice hiss” :(
@SerabiiBot4 жыл бұрын
A hiss so nice yet so rancid that it left him speechless.
@ZainorZafran4 жыл бұрын
The hiss sounds sinister
@mrshenanigan50444 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was thinking
@downhome75004 жыл бұрын
That's because it wasn't a nice hiss, it was a bad hiss. It's only a nice hiss when the item inside is still okay to consume.
@chriszipter25784 жыл бұрын
I instinctively said it in antipation for him saying it lol
@OfficialOsarcMusic6 жыл бұрын
3:57 "Ewwgh..look at that...ewgh! it's so acidic and sour!...ehya uhg oh oo...yeah here we go! Hey, look at that!" "Check that out, I don't think there's any rust in that can!"
@useruser-qq7gj6 жыл бұрын
Josh Michael 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@toadfrommario9435 жыл бұрын
I’m the 100th like
@Fightseason5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@evvls1115 жыл бұрын
@@toadfrommario943 im the third like
@nobitaedmvn9495 жыл бұрын
Josh Michael Việt Nam
@failed_K5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if smells could be transferred across devices
@Ass_Raiders_OG5 жыл бұрын
The horror! 😂
@MrsKrisLaw5 жыл бұрын
FUCK NOOOOOOO
@morgolig60955 жыл бұрын
Eugh. I’d be dead with all the videos like these I watch.
@chrislewis46065 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpTdd6F_q7CCgLs
@itsaboutthattime44255 жыл бұрын
Chris Lewis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LordMarlle Жыл бұрын
If I were to make a war movie, I'd cast Steve as the quartermaster in a heartbeat. The most chill dude on youtube Oh, and he'd do the soundtrack as well
@RqtiOfficial8 жыл бұрын
"Oh man this argh its just argh yeaa"
@cici.trinity6 жыл бұрын
Rqti Lmao
@Oipeeepwns6 жыл бұрын
i cant stand the commentary its like when youre watching porn and the dude keeps making sounds n shit
@edrlw6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JoseRodriguez-er9jq6 жыл бұрын
Throw up already
@asong4thedead6 жыл бұрын
@@TheDiscusserOriginal I'd watch. "Niiice".
@anthonycardillo19574 жыл бұрын
"Havent had a C Ration Malboro in like a year"
@Augur_RAzul4 жыл бұрын
Top 3 best moments of the whole video.
@JaxonSmithers3 жыл бұрын
He earned it.
@dr.hemp_xl16164 жыл бұрын
The way he speaks of everything and how his voice sounds just makes it funnier 😂
@imnotabot78784 жыл бұрын
Ohh ooooo,OOoOoOgiiiiii
@dr.hemp_xl16164 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@bradmazza58424 жыл бұрын
Niiccee!!
@mailman10523 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's funny without trying to be...he's a natural 🔥🔥
@lh67842 жыл бұрын
I know. I'm crying watching this and listening to him.😂😂😂😂
@grace-loves-hamsters2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has a very sensitive sense of smell, I have so much respect for your dedication!! 👏
@francescogamba82805 жыл бұрын
His p38 is ready Tar’s leaked, cans are smelly There’s a spoon on his ration already 'Nam Spaghetti (Edit: 'Nam Spaghetti does sound better lol)
@papayer5 жыл бұрын
Botulism Shady
@nordstyle63155 жыл бұрын
Underrated comm
@dababysbaby37735 жыл бұрын
Under rated
@wnbafanaticforlife15 жыл бұрын
RAW
@bigdawghog55825 жыл бұрын
Lol Proud to be the 200th like
@Thomas-lk5cu6 жыл бұрын
*”Uhh nnhhya hhnya nnya nnhhha”* - Steve
@RyujinNoKami6 жыл бұрын
Thomas H wtf
@rattled15576 жыл бұрын
nice
@yousefsherbeny5366 жыл бұрын
*ewwww*
@ribitt066 жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey goooooodbye!
@matt-jr3vd6 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@alenakk19717 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I got here, how many of these I've watched, or how long I've even been watching them for. All I know is I can't stop.
@EddieD2187 жыл бұрын
Same
@darkshadows16277 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@stringalongmike19537 жыл бұрын
This is exciting.
@tacticalchunder12077 жыл бұрын
This is my first one of these, I’m about to descend into them. Very interesting.
@j.c.27877 жыл бұрын
Is it wierd that I have a boner?
@elviejodelmar27956 жыл бұрын
For those who are interested in how the C-ration was managed and prepared and a little about the life of a line doggy in Vietnam, here's a long post. I say managed because, as a brand new 2d lt., one of the first things my platoon sergeant showed me was how to distribute our resupply drops (which he did as the platoon sergeant). There were certain ítems that were coveted -- pecan cake roll, pound cake, peaches and applesauce being at the top of the list -- and none of them came in the same ration. So, to avoid conflicts and claims of favoritism, he would open each case, turn it up side down and move the boxes around to make them random -- because everyone quickly learned to memorize the location of each ration in the case. Then, each guy in the platoon, platoon leader and sergeant included took a turn pulling out their choices. The bartering then began. You see, everyone wanted to do things like combine pound cake with peaches or pecan cake roll with applesauce. The problem being they each came in different boxes. The bartering often included one guy agreeing to trade a desireable can -- like spiced beef -- for an undesireable one -- like ham and eggs (affectionately known as ham and mfers) in order to get his prized peaches, or what ever. The Tabasco company produced a C-ration Cookbook that was sent free of charge to anyone writing from a Vietnam APO (Army Post Office). Pizza could be made by taking out the cheese and all but one cracker from the B-2 unit; mixing the cheese spread with a spiced beef unit; dumping the mix on top of the remaining cracker; placing another cracker on top; putting the can back in the box and lighting the box on fire. The pizza was ready when the box went out. Apple crunch could be made by mixing applesauce in with the pecan cake roll, puting the can in the box -- well, you get the idea. If you had access to the local economy, ramen noodles were used as the starting ingredient in many a combat stew. The ammo can for machinegun rounds was a good size for cooking stew and easily carried. Of course, everyone carried a bottle of Tabasco sauce along with a bottle of LSA (gun lubricant) and had a can opener hung from his dog tags chain. And that's the way it was.
@patshmear101016 жыл бұрын
Awesome, thanks for sharing Ed
@ZachCG6 жыл бұрын
great story! love finding hidden gems like this in the comment section
@ericadams59976 жыл бұрын
Damn, I really enjoyed that read.
@NavajoSunBeauty6 жыл бұрын
Awesome story! Thank you for your service ♡♡♡
@briandamage21646 жыл бұрын
Great bit of history in his story, see what I did ? Good read mate, thanking you kindly
@whiskyrebel97155 жыл бұрын
Steve at a Starbucks: "How do you take your coffee sir?" "Instant."
@closertotheheart5 жыл бұрын
Whisky Rebel Type 2, sometimes with a cocoa beverage powder.
@mysmirandam.66185 жыл бұрын
I like today's instant coffee. Wish i could afford the 40 yo coffee instant
@ericweatherman70755 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture
@expatron4 жыл бұрын
I was the platoon Quartermaster during USMC ITR in 1971. I charge of handing out C-Rats. I always kept the Spaghetti for myself.
@baemoulin4 жыл бұрын
nice to hear a tiny piece of history!
@michaelhaggerty61263 жыл бұрын
We knew you guys in Danang were stealing our spaghetti.lmao 11 1/2 months in Northern I Corps '68-'69.
@codafett3 жыл бұрын
That means you're around 70
@expatron3 жыл бұрын
@@codafett 67
@Penoatle3 жыл бұрын
Ration pasta has always been good. MRE Spaghetti was always surprisingly great.
@bellah8393 Жыл бұрын
My dad did two tours in Vietnam in the ‘60’s and came home about ‘72. He brought a bunch of these meals home intending to use them for camping. We kids would go into the garage and take the gum out and we would look for the cans that had a round chocolate disc in them and eat them. They were pretty good. He probably STILL has some in his garage now. Lol
@TextileGeorge Жыл бұрын
It'd be cool if he could donate one or two to MRESteve to open and try on the channel
@bellah8393 Жыл бұрын
@@TextileGeorge I’m sure he would be happy to, if he still has them. I can sure ask him.
@ostrich67 Жыл бұрын
Let's get those out onto a tray. Nice!
@zlinedavid9 ай бұрын
And they’re probably no less edible than when he put them there! 😂
@B-Reel9296 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my Pop and he said "The goddamn sweet rolls always stick. Crack both sides and push it out."
@residentflamingo1156 жыл бұрын
Tunnel snakes rule sweet rolls
@rubyandtommy72596 жыл бұрын
REALResident Gamer lol fallout 3
@WarmageGarrison5 жыл бұрын
My mans really unpacked a school lunch in front of us and thought we wouldnt notice
@onionvlogs52224 жыл бұрын
W4RM453G4RR1S0N no!!! Hahahaha lmao
@posadist6814 жыл бұрын
damnnnn
@Altraiid4 жыл бұрын
accurate
@lunavixen54555 жыл бұрын
Steve: “Aw that’s disgusting” Takes a deep inhale “NICE” *gags*
@moodythings11995 жыл бұрын
Gae
@rodiculous9464 Жыл бұрын
I just want to say I really like your intro and outtro music idk why but it just hits right. Reminds me a bit of some retro videogame music
@bahubalilangdatyaagi86645 жыл бұрын
1969 : In future we are going to have flying cars 2019 : Millions watching opening of cans
@fluffdaluff60355 жыл бұрын
Nuh-Uh, Cans with old, unedible food inside.
@DavidAbyssal5 жыл бұрын
Jjsjajajajajaaaa...
@Attachments.5 жыл бұрын
And they are working on flying cars now. Cant wait till they actually make one and these comments can die
@thehick0095 жыл бұрын
Just think. Watching opening of cans while riding in flying cars.
@howardfortyfive96765 жыл бұрын
@@fluffdaluff6035 *AIN'T YA GOT ANY GUTS BOY??*
@FBI-54 жыл бұрын
The noises he makes in resistance is just so funny to me.
@DieteticsandMusic4 жыл бұрын
Man 😂😂😂
@JesusVelociraptor4 жыл бұрын
Ma!!! The meatloaf!!!
@prestobeats7024 жыл бұрын
His commentary sounds like Naked Snake having his everyday dinner in the jungle
@landlockedcroat15543 жыл бұрын
@@prestobeats702 what is this? what is this? what is this? what is this?
@Shinira213 жыл бұрын
*EUGHH*
@manuelyidonoy18023 жыл бұрын
As an Army vet, I have fond memories of my “delicious” C rats! They were really OK when in the field. Appreciated the toilet paper!
@robtz7593 жыл бұрын
What if you had diarrhiea? And also, how many rations do you receive a week?
@rickhicks68333 жыл бұрын
I've ate some of my son's mre's, c rats were better.
@motorbandit73 жыл бұрын
Loved the date nut cake,smokes& toilet paper too!
@Robertjustice1013 жыл бұрын
My Dad was in Vietnam as an SP4 he got cancer from Agent Orange. He passed when I was 2 1/2 in 1987 the service really screwed him up my mom was the one who would listen to him See his best buddy blown up in little pieces right in front of him. My mom told me he would clean the mud out of the rifles so they would fire he was older then the rest so these young guys would throw their rifles down into the mud he would pick them up and clean them. My mom has been fighting the VA all these years. That was the time he would of been there 1969 these drinkers mocked him when he walked into a bar with his uniform on he even tried to burn his bronze star and purple heart certificates he was so mentally messed up when he came back from Vietnam the VA only gave him one day counseling my mom was the only one who was listen to every word of his war stories.
@motorbandit73 жыл бұрын
@@Robertjustice101 Your dad is and always will be a true Patriot and a Hero.
@jonreedau812 жыл бұрын
I bought the same C-rat from an Army-Navy store back in high school- approx. 75 or 76. Ate the whole thing but it was a lot fresher than yours was back then. The cigarettes were too stale to smoke though.
@JustSayRance5 жыл бұрын
Vietnam still gives PTSD, but now through a different medium.
@paulnathanielsmith5 жыл бұрын
Lol nice
@MrsKrisLaw5 жыл бұрын
Post traumatic spread disorder
@bocar41275 жыл бұрын
Yuh oh
@r.i.psupcake38604 жыл бұрын
My god man that’s funny
@geometricart78514 жыл бұрын
@@MrsKrisLaw nice!
@austinpitts5944 жыл бұрын
"How was Vietnam?" "I've smelled some things man"
@FrankieAmadeian.4 жыл бұрын
Napalm in the morning, for example.
@kienthunder49743 жыл бұрын
@@FrankieAmadeian. bruh napalm is powerful but it wasn t able to use(sorry my English is bad because i am Vietnamese)
@pman1233 жыл бұрын
@@kienthunder4974 You a talking bush?
@kienthunder49743 жыл бұрын
@@pman123 bruhhh
@flamingdog92073 жыл бұрын
"You weren't there, man... The cheese spread.. The fucking cheese spread..."
@pineapple63118 жыл бұрын
imagine this ration was supposed to be opened by a hungry exhausted poor soldier 47 years ago and then a random guy opens it in 2016 :D kinda crazy
@dudeskidude83767 жыл бұрын
Pineapple I like the way you think bud
@TheKilla17777 жыл бұрын
Pineapple 2017*
@TheKilla17777 жыл бұрын
Joshua Fairley ik lol im being sarcastic
@MentalMonkey25257 жыл бұрын
+TheKilla1777 How is that sarcasm?
@kyezek5247 жыл бұрын
Yeah and he didn't even use an electronic can opener like it was still 1969
@GasStationToilet2 жыл бұрын
wow the sound of that 1969 air being released
@bubwal23xifan4 жыл бұрын
I've checked out other reviewers, but the enthusiasm steve has keeps me coming back for more. I love how he gets into it. Both educational and entertaining.
@TESkyrimizer2 жыл бұрын
Actually i gotta ask what educational value this has besides telling you that half-century old MREs are unsafe for human consumption. Make no mistake I love these videos but there isn't much education to be gained here. It's just interesting to watch.
@E92TilInfinity8 жыл бұрын
"i don't smoke cigarettes, but when i do, they're atleast 45 years old" brilliant
@juliolp958 жыл бұрын
Skankhunt42 same
@crossswordsproductions20598 жыл бұрын
Mainly because the older the cigarette, the lesser the chemicals it'll contain
@Endeavour308 жыл бұрын
brilliant.
@TnRebelnFl8 жыл бұрын
And so full of worm holes you have to smoke them like you are playing a flute
@Tate_Cunningham8 жыл бұрын
he is, the the most interesting man in the world
@LukasDorian4 жыл бұрын
So you tellin me I just have to order a few of those and I can still get toilet paper ?
@danielj16424 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@skybot99984 жыл бұрын
With so many people hording toilet paper a 1969 c'rat box will be the only place to get toilet paper..
@mrdrank57724 жыл бұрын
Use some water. It’s even more hygienic
@michaelcain2946 Жыл бұрын
"I smell cheese." Sounds like my mom after I take my shoes and socks off
@TheDudeV14 жыл бұрын
"Let's get that out onto a tray... Nice!" Always makes my day. Something about these videos.
@davideb.42904 жыл бұрын
The can: spaghetti Me, an italian, looking at the content: we have been betryed, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
@christopherterzakos61183 жыл бұрын
Dude same
@Quick-Silver2063 жыл бұрын
I apologize on behalf of my country!
@claudiocarbone22252 жыл бұрын
same 🤣
@natetrout16 жыл бұрын
Post apocalyptic Reviewbrah
@vbh_236 жыл бұрын
Nate Trout lol
@ripperoni53386 жыл бұрын
reviewbrah is what people call this guy who reviews fast food on youtube. His name is ReportOfTheWeek
@bedrantje6 жыл бұрын
After the nuclear bombs dropped, reviewbrah had to kill to survive and got a lean body and let his hair grow
@KM-hd9wx6 жыл бұрын
He actually looks like review brah and the guy from demolition ranch combined
@ibulleti79486 жыл бұрын
They're brothers
@conn0rized292 Жыл бұрын
His knees weak, Arms are heavy, There's vomit in this ration already, 'Nam Spaghetti
@camodeano30035 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, so that thing was a can opener?! My granddaddy was a marine in the Vietnam war and after he passed away, I found a couple of those in his old stuff. Never knew what they were, thank you!
@hunterwright22764 жыл бұрын
everyone: wears a mask because of covid. steve: wears mask because of hissing cheese.
@IARRCSim3 жыл бұрын
Inhaling rotten MRE's is normal enough to him that he likely spreads 50 year old cheese on his mask so he can feel perfectly normal while grocery shopping. It would also guarantee everyone stays at least 6 feet away from him.
@keepsmiling83033 жыл бұрын
@@IARRCSim Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Angelpawz-rw1ky3 жыл бұрын
😂
@moneer71393 жыл бұрын
@@Angelpawz-rw1ky 😂
@D3xterJettster3 жыл бұрын
Agent Orange prototype: Agent Yellow
@KingSlimjeezy3 жыл бұрын
"A KZbinr eats 50 year old canned cheese. This is how his organs shut down"
@roughrdr3 жыл бұрын
I can just see ChubbyEmu doing an episode on this.
@iwillhealjustiny82713 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, “a youtube”
@ButifIvegotapackofcigarettes3 жыл бұрын
“S189, a 20 something year old man, presenting to the emergency room...”
@KingSlimjeezy3 жыл бұрын
@@iwillhealjustiny8271 changed it just for you
@jasongriffin25433 жыл бұрын
In Steve's case, it would be "how his organs didn't shut down"
@patrickmckowen1154 Жыл бұрын
This dude's the Bob Ross of MRE eating youtubers.
@jettthewolf8876 жыл бұрын
The one Spaghet you don't want to touch
@medall1546 жыл бұрын
hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
@norpriest5216 жыл бұрын
@@medall154 5:10 Best part 😂
@dunmill96326 жыл бұрын
I thought it’s larvae, not noodle
@804_grandstaff6 жыл бұрын
JettTheWolf696.......
@gizzard20256 жыл бұрын
JettTheWolf696 *spaghetti*
@WEHRWULF88146 жыл бұрын
Last meal for a lot of men unfortunately
@riptidev106 жыл бұрын
Nazi Nazi
@michaelagustinsantos30156 жыл бұрын
Remember. Blame the government, not the soldiers.
@the3squire6 жыл бұрын
Last meal for him if he even tries to hint at eating or drinking anything in that package.
@JokersRWildStudios6 жыл бұрын
Because they died from food poisoning?
@netstatgrep6 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@michaelesgro95064 жыл бұрын
Good God, I would be worried about even aerosolizing that botulism into the air around me!!! Brave dude and/or masochistic proclivities? He might become the last casualty of the Vietnam War if he isnt careful.
@felipe94164 жыл бұрын
just suferring of mental ill
@kennywilliams75704 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 well worded
@Ixpol44 жыл бұрын
the fuck are you even saying rn
@Swaze7424 жыл бұрын
😂
@davolaa4 жыл бұрын
Bruh speak English
@blueghost6 Жыл бұрын
Hey Steve, I've watched some of your videos like 7-8 years ago. Always loved them. I'm 33 now and I've been craving a Peter Gabriel SO picture for my home, in good quality. At 17:25 I spotted it. LOVE that you have that album. Take care my man. Love your stuff to this day.
@Steve1989MRE Жыл бұрын
Hey man right on thank you! Peter Gabriel is truly one of a kind. So is a gem. Him and his crew put a ton of amazing work into that album and it's truly timeless and inspiring. Thanks for stopping by, take care and see ya around.
@heroniite6 жыл бұрын
Bruh im scared to even see something that is 1 min out of date and we got this guy over here eating shit from the stone age
@samturner646 жыл бұрын
PICKY
@Nyllsor8 жыл бұрын
"I don't smoke cigarettes, but when I do the're atleast 45 years old." Best quote of the day!
@Cristianap368 жыл бұрын
yes😂😂😂
@SimilakChild8 жыл бұрын
he could probably make abit of money off a antique collector shop if he sells those unopened
@shanegalang98 жыл бұрын
+Endurance These accessory packages go for average about $28 on eBay.
@Nate-wu8rr8 жыл бұрын
+Nyllsor Agreed 2nd best quote- "Im tellin ya, Cheese from the 60s"
@shanegalang98 жыл бұрын
+Mulinaster I would almost pay it just to have the smokes for collectors!
@ryanbrennan81437 жыл бұрын
"I've smelled some things". Lmao. Great show.
@anonaki-mt6xb5 ай бұрын
You can clearly see how skilled Steve is with the P38 can opener - I've never seen anyone open a can so quickly. Straight Jedi.
@jerryleroy91876 жыл бұрын
That pecan roll had a nice hiss though.
@lilith58655 жыл бұрын
It did. 10/10 IGN
@TheMegaEggers7 жыл бұрын
Face cheese spread towards enemy.
@edgregory17 жыл бұрын
I got the Claymore reference.
@MrSimondaniel37 жыл бұрын
anti personel
@F4Wildcat6 жыл бұрын
Convention of geneva forbids usage of this foul and destructive weapon
@ablanuza766 жыл бұрын
It can probably wipe out a whole platoon.
@chadwaldron63296 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@SeanyBoodwah5 жыл бұрын
"cheese from the 60s just doesn't hold up" lmao
@donnamoncrief95635 жыл бұрын
A Quote that will be remembered until the end of humanity
@jimmythekiller81485 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it. Perfect quote.
@themaravilla77775 жыл бұрын
Sell it in an auction in France 🤫
@GooseGumlizzard4 жыл бұрын
just like the music ayyy
@recoveringsam86754 жыл бұрын
GooseGumlizzard The music is amazing the f**** are you talking about
@marty5822 Жыл бұрын
Wow. I thought I'd never see those again. Thanks for the memory!!!!!!!!!!!
@tudo8412 Жыл бұрын
Me too…at that time (67-72) I was just a kid. I knew because the Soldiers used to give me every time they came back to the base in VungTau if I met them. Which I liked the most was the B3 box. What was in the memory is hard to forget each time it is looked back. Thank you to all the soldiers who served in Vietnam and GOD bless you all. ❤
@UpdoggWhattt4 жыл бұрын
Rancid nuts: the cornerstone of every nutritional breakfast.
@Dermot29274 жыл бұрын
Great band too.
@6610stix4 жыл бұрын
'Rancid Nuts' sounds like the stage name a homeless male stripper might dance under.
@rashedr62914 жыл бұрын
Chris L I looked at your profile pic after I read that
@DJHeroMasta8 жыл бұрын
I'd fuck myself up with that can opener!
@nagoh15348 жыл бұрын
ight
@sargeantdonut41468 жыл бұрын
Lol same here 😂
@Kloppsserialbottlers8 жыл бұрын
haha
@leadwithlove76578 жыл бұрын
r right
@mfitzburger51378 жыл бұрын
If I were a soldier in 'Nam back then, I'd probably do it too.
@moonstonevision6 жыл бұрын
My Dad served in Vietnam in the Marines 66-67. He told me their C-rations were leftovers from WW2. The Cigarettes (lucky strikes, no filters) were like 2-hitters, the paper was so damn dry. The can they most hated was a ham and Lima bean mixture, which they called Ham and Motherf*ckers. He also said that the Army and Airforce guys got way better stuff in their rations, possibly newer ones than the "grunts" did. Occasionally when they got back to the DMZ after humping for days, they would get to barter for better things like fruit cocktail (a rare treat), and my uncle bartered his liquor for some pudding. Funny story, my dad and his buddies got this chicken they were feeding their rations to in order to fatten up for Thanksgiving. They did this for weeks, and found out when they got back to base after humping for days across country that some local Vietnamese had taken, which resulted in an almost hostile confrontation. Officers intervened before that happened.
@eddruff3 жыл бұрын
This was the comment I was searching to find for the ham and lima beans
@MelinaPaez Жыл бұрын
When he goes, “OH, MAN!” you know it’s gonna be a banger. 😍
@Hecu4 жыл бұрын
His commentary sounds like Naked Snake having his everyday dinner in the jungle
@Altraiid4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! I thought the exact same thing LOL
@EduardoGonzalez-vw9dd4 жыл бұрын
ughh rancid
@joeysingingchannel4 жыл бұрын
I want some more!
@joynelbonetdelgado49524 жыл бұрын
When he gets the Russian Rations lol. Big Boss: *Ugh* disgusting!