1899-1902 British Emergency Ration Field Service Oldest MRE Beef Eaten Survival Food Review Test

Check out what British soldiers ate during The Second Boer Conflict of 1899-1902 when in a last ditch effort ! This is the second oldest thing I've ever eaten (Oldest was that Hardtack) and much unexpected considering this MRE's condition. It was quite the experience. And for old rations up next we will see the next generation in Emergency Rations - (1918). This is pioneering in food technology - the beef was still edible. It was a pulverized, slow cooked, dried, and compressed meat by-product bar. Way ahead of it's time - this was food tech that was adopted by the U.S. Quartermaster Corps of Sustenance and Natick Food Labs decades later.
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™

[@MFAtlas]

Not a single human involved in the farming, production, distribution, or development of this ration is still alive.

[@duzixon2794]

lmfao thats true

[@Forge17]

Not a single human on the planet (baby or otherwise) from this year is alive either

[@TurquazCannabiz]

I'm pretty sure there is like some 120 year old Asian grandma somewhere in the mountains of Western China or some shit like that

[@duzixon2794]

@@TurquazCannabiz hahaha probably

[@joanbarsulai6455]

Ilker G you might be right actually

[@yolkst3r484]

Steve might be the last victim of the Boer war

[@tprime2702]

😂😂😂

[@Powertuber1000]

The Boer war is still being fought.

[@porkerthepig]

😂

[@williamsmith3169]

LOL.....

[@raisa_cherry33]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@juliuszacariasvelasco]

The fact he ate the ration without the order of an officer boggles my mind. This man is bold.

[@Markal2121]

The disrespect!

[@drops2cents260]

Shocking! Such audacious insubordination is indeed absolutely unacceptable and needs to be dealt with accordingly right away. I'd suggest raising an eyebrow in a very disapproving manner - and if that won't do, it may even be necessary to address the soldier in question in a reprehensive tone.

[@SiXiam]

The dead officers are probably laughing and saying he is authorized!

[@coreliousc8915]

It's how he asserts dominance over any and all officers ever in the history of the world.

[@synthsign891]

The way this man literally consumes history is sublime. It is like a ritualistic, magickal, sacramental act. It is archaeology, anthropology, poetry, performance art.

[@HollyMarieF69]

I don’t know if I’m more impressed that you found a 120 year old MRE or that fact that you ate it.

[@CatDadHossDelgado]

Hahahahhahahaha 😂😂😂

[@portee9113]

All MREs are rations, but not all rations are MREs

[@anonymoususer19]

@@portee9113 makes sense

[@anonymoususer19]

@@portee9113 wouldn’t want the POWs eating your MREs

[@anonymoususer19]

The fact he ate it, how is he still alive? There would be so many germs and bacteria and some that his body wouldnt be used to

[@Ice-yp4wg]

They probably never thought that the last battle of the Boer war would happen more than a century later in some guy's digestive system.

[@GwopUpEnt]

lmaoooooo

[@johnbockelie3899]

He will pass out, and wake up in the 1899 British Army. " Remember men, get in there and fight!, and keep a stiff upper lip !!!".

[@Windinhisface]

🤣

[@riatorex8722]

Nor would they think that a maggot-infested hardtack from 1863 would end up in this guy's rectum

[@the_paper94]

Haha that is hilarious

[@calebriffle7942]

You ate something older than the Titanic

[@l.brandehilton7107]

Lmao uhkaay!!!

[@Mr_Fancypants]

Wait wasen't the titanic only a year old? Build in 1911 sank in 1912?

[@johndowe7003]

@@Mr_Fancypants yea

[@witkocaster]

Perhaps there are cans with food on board of Titanic. Cooperation of Cameron and Steve needed.

[@mcguire2038]

@@Mr_Fancypants I think they mean before the Titanic, I mean it's actually like 119 years old. Just sank

[@GottSegneDich]

*eats 118 year old beef* “It’s lacking in flavor”

[@SuV33358]

😆🤣

[@pinkco2189]

Fr lmao

[@TheSkullThatTalks]

OMG im crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@raiderscorpio5629]

Was just about to type that ahahaha

[@tigervalley62]

I'm dead💀

[@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive]

The gradual progression of Steve saying he wasn't going to eat anything, then chipping away at the fossilized beef and making the decision that he SHOULD eat some of it was more tense and unnerving than a psychological thriller.

[@RooRzange]

Then he’s like, I’ll freeze this 😂

[@galexymitzelplik9560]

😂

[@matthew-ph6xo]

the insatiable human urge to eat anything with complete disregard for its edibility

[@Dastardly_Keith]

Today on tasting history

[@MultiTomatojuice]

His immune system is fighting harder than those soldiers in the boer war.

[@fatboiii9545]

MultiTomatojuice his stomach is fighting the Third World War

[@gracelikerain5039]

His butthole is fighting the war

[@AssassinDawn]

Oh my god. My sides. xD

[@furryballsploppedmenacingl8534]

@@AssassinDawn LOL HAHAHA FUNNY AF RIGHT?!?!

[@Mochab001]

He is young. One day, all those pathogens he stored in his liver will awake when he is older and kick his butt!

[@Ali-yy5bc]

*casually apologizes because he isn’t eating inedible food that could possibly kill him*

[@WormholeJim]

He goes on eating it anyway. Just opts to cook it first, is all.

[@braydenschoff2546]

Yeah he's canadian isn't he lol Canada fuck yeah

[@levikirkness4507]

brayden schoff eh fuck you

[@wolfy4734]

Levi Kirkness no, fuck you

[@ali1t]

He must be Canadian?

[@firstname4337]

Steve asks a girl over to his house for dinner pulls out a 115 year old can of dried beef and cocoa powder nice

[@grindstone4910]

nice

[@KellyMcnelly333]

Steve gets all the girls

[@teknitulaspacenoise]

Steve asks out a BOY. I think Steve is gay : )

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

*drops panties* guess I won’t be needing these...where’s the toilet?

[@MissAlikescakes]

Teknitula Spacenoise I think he is married and with a Daughter.

[@Le_Petit_Lapin]

The cow expired when Queen Victoria was still alive, and this man goes and have a wee taste. Legend.

[@plopolp9818]

Never let this man near any Pharaoh‘s tomb.

[@mchaney9315]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@mrsnoo86]

Lemao! 🤣

[@_lux_aeterna_]

Imagine he would apologize first then tuck in 😁

[@resh7521]

Hmm kinda salty and feels dry inside mouth

[@LeonardoTheMomo]

They actually found edible honey on a pharaos tomb

[@ProFingerboardy]

Gordon Ramsey: is the beef fresh? Steve: Yes

[@IAM-kc5ov]

😂😂😂 underrated Hahaha

[@AlternateRealm]

LOL!!

[@NamNguyen-pp7rr]

Fresh, frozen from a can.

[@gtalessio2614]

RAMSAY*

[@briangourley4200]

Ramsey: bollocks

[@dr.abelgideon7747]

He literally ate something OLDER than the state he lives in.

[@fork_film3291]

Older than our country

[@invalidcode]

@@fork_film3291 i like how you use Our

[@timothykissinger4883]

The oldest thing he's ate is hardtack from the Civil War.

[@papazype]

WHYISTHISBOI no lmao 😂😂😂😂😂 no you need to relearn history my friend the United States is 243 years old bud

[@MrFrinkalink]

@@papazype simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_date_of_admission_to_the_Union learn history yourself boi

[@MrDaros89]

He ate this and was completely fine, but a two year old chinese MRE nearly took him out. Mindboggling.

[@ddd4040]

Which one is that?

[@MrDaros89]

@@ddd4040 The 2019 Chinese PLA Navy ration.

[@fraskf6765]

​@@ddd4040and a 2014 russian MRE, that made him sick too ... and you could see that the beef was not good anymore.

[@user-gp5yz5yz4x]

Don't fuck with bad rice

[@diegotoledo6798]

Says a lot with everything they do.

[@Soulreaperx360x]

Steve: *eats 120 year old meat* "That's kind of lacking in flavor."

[@roy2177]

😂

[@jessicah3450]

I thought the aging of the beef would have deepened its umami flavors.

[@supersyionbunta3972]

Instantly went to the ER

[@N00bSBT]

😭

[@collomps]

He might file a complaint to the producing company.

[@idkwuisp7626]

imagine eating a cow who said his last moo in the 19th century

[@jamessawyer1331]

late 18th Century..

[@philwiddifield6394]

Laughed so hard my eyes waterd!😂😂

[@ra_alf9467]

Moo.......

[@CFC003]

Phil Widdifield watered*

[@unclesam8862]

@@ra_alf9467 you mooed your last moo

[@randomfullywonderful]

You know, if Steve got sick, he'd have to tell the doctor "I ate 120-year-old beef", would like to see the doctors face.

[@Runaway991]

Lol

[@nooneatnowhere]

Yeah...I'd sure like to be a fly on the wall in THAT hospital room.🤣

[@wkedfkath5668]

🤣

[@marks1056]

"Steve, you have the plague...."

[@rutgerberit]

Chubbyemu has joined the chat.

[@13exxonp]

Crazy to think that a cow is being eaten that died well over 100 years ago

[@gentillydanny]

Oh, Bossie, who knew?

[@jeffwang6460]

A British cow at that

[@wolfshadow3789]

Yeah next morbid thought the person who processed that cow is long dead to.

[@johnmelescoto7337]

@@jeffwang6460 indian cow

[@williamwallace3545]

Or the remains of anyone who disagrees with the British Empire lol.

[@Nostalgianerd]

"That doesn't look too bad under there".... the moment you know Steve is going in.

[@katiestall2201]

😂😂 true

[@1973Washu]

He is not Ashens he has limits...

[@bryanmabini9608]

John Duncan damn son i wanna be manly as u fam

[@5roundsrapid263]

Nostalgia Nerd Interesting choice of words. Sounds like a different kind of video...

[@leion800]

Nostalgia Nerd another youtuber found in his natural habitat.

[@MegaSam777]

Gotta love the apologies for being nervous about eating 120-year old meat.

[@eltonlee4530]

“It smells like foul meat”

[@daddy8884]

Ho Ming Lee **Me muttering to myself** «Maybe because it is»

[@ericscott9029]

Reminder, this MRE he had consumed was unopened throughout the rest of the Boer War, the Titanic sinking, WW1, the Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression, WW2, The Korean War, JFK's assassination, The Vietnam War, the Yom-Kippur War, the Yugoslav Civil War, the Iraq-Iran War, the Gulf War, 9/11, The war in Afghanistan, the 2nd invasion of Iraq, and the rise and peak of ISIS.

[@straybullitt]

And don't forget about The Falklands War! Or when we invaded Panama and took that Noriega character out of power! They probably could have used this ration then, but didn't. 🤷‍♂️

[@ericscott9029]

@@straybullitt *Eighties by Killing Joke plays*

[@WetPig]

Basically through the most important century in history, it is history, in a can!

[@anonymous-hz2un]

There was no yugoslav civil war, just serbia trying to maintain its little empire.

[@michelvanbriemen3459]

Yet despite its accolades astounding and decorated with honour and grace, it was no match for the tray.

[@munkeydude777]

*eats 120 year old beef* *apologizes to us*

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

Lol. I agree.

[@raisa_cherry33]

😂😂😂

[@Atombender]

"What am I doing?"

[@boridebrooklyn8300]

John Overthinker lmfao me too lol

[@nguyenzoli7909]

XDDD

[@Seygem]

News outlet: "Neolithic meal found frozen in siberian permafrost" Steve: *heavy breathing*

[@denisgorjunov]

well, actually ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Берёзовский_мамонт

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

"2600BC Sumerian army ration taste test"

[@Seygem]

@@Journey_to_who_knows well, that is quite a bit younger

[@forestalfrank1074]

I'v read stories that sometimes momoth from permafrost in very good condition were eaten in siberia.

[@captainmoonrise1730]

Who ate mammoth?

[@Ed-bf3fe]

**Eats 100+ year old beef** "Hmm... it's kind of lacking in flavor"

[@EvMstein]

lol

[@linnsterlingcurebeliefinad1725]

Harsh

[@kellyhryniuk1869]

It’s bland

[@hendo337]

120 year old beef...amazing.

[@PierresWildAdventure]

"You donkey!"

[@terranaxiomuk]

"Scientists find dinosaur DNA" Steve: Let's get that out on a tray.

[@kellysouter4381]

Mammoths, he'll have woolly mammoth stew.😊

[@pygmyowl8801]

Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum Steve: That belongs on a tray

[@SentinelGhost]

Nice!

[@manictiger]

So do you!

[@razrdemonic]

Correction: *TREH* ... Nice mmkehh

[@Top_Hat_Man]

Indiana Jones: GIVE IT TO ME, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU! Steve: No. Indiana Jones: I Could Shoot You, But I Can Also Hang You With My Whip! Steve: *Walks Away.* Indiana Jones: *Pulls The Trigger, But Indiana Jones Relizes That He Has To Load The Gun.* Indiana Jones: I'll Save The Bullets For Killing Nazis... The End!

[@z_xaggerrobloxnicholas5673]

oh you are wondering why I, shall not laugh? MY FUCKING JAWS ARE STITCHED TOGETHER AND HURTS TO ADJUST MY MOUTH

[@tyryztoll]

"It's just cheap meat." Well, yeah.....that and the fact that it pre-dates the Ford Model A.

[@icantthinkofaname15]

😂

[@theunknown7683]

It also predates ww1 the 19th amendment and many other things

[@SandvichTrolli48]

Literally made around the time of Red Dead Redemption 2. Arthur Morgan could’ve been alive to eat it.

[@presidentjohnhenryeden9450]

That thing predates me

[@Chuked]

@@SandvichTrolli48 lol

[@BKInbound]

"That beef actually looks pretty good" NO STEVE IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD AT ALL

[@caramelldyme]

BKInbound 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cybrludite]

ROFL!

[@ShaddySoldier]

Looks goof for being a century+ old

[@markkoetsier6475]

Steve isn't really a person of high standards.

[@raisa_cherry33]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@capybarafilmstudios1620]

3:29 i love how even back in the day, in british MRES, during the war, during emergency survival situations where rations are scarce... *it still gives you instructions on making tea*

[@christopherkozicki9597]

You need to give people instructions when you train them not to do anything without being instructed to do so.

[@marcoslaureano5562]

@@christopherkozicki9597 wow. missed the point completely. Must be British....

[@CoolAndrew89]

Man even their modern day tanks come with kettles to boil tea

[@capybarafilmstudios1620]

@@christopherkozicki9597 must be a brit

[@capybarafilmstudios1620]

@@CoolAndrew89 in WWI, they'd shoot their machine guns to overheat them on purpose to make tea

[@schiarchaker6313]

That cows soul can finally rest in peace now

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Or take over his body. And then become a supervillain called the Lord Beefazoid.

[@kaelandin]

Glasses&Mouthplates Beefelzabub

[@AidenPearce806]

Schiar Chaker you mean rest in $h*t cuz he craps it out sometime

[@looseele]

There's more than one cow in there

[@raymondterrazas5702]

Haha

[@hopeelliott6764]

His mom must have never had any issues with getting him to eat his dinner.

[@Daswassuphomie]

lol

[@faith-hope-love1corinthian486]

Oh, too funny!

[@adm1san]

🤣😂👌

[@Joe93819]

I can’t breathe!

[@RadClasher]

Uncle do you have asthma?

[@britishsolider6175]

+20 rads +2 health

[@Tenchua917]

LMFAO where's the radaway at

[@jacksonsteele3403]

Hahahaha

[@Klendathu_Hotdrop]

+100 Imperial Germany :D

[@parentedivino5466]

@@Klendathu_Hotdrop no...

[@peacelove6632]

Retro Collected fallout 3

[@tacituskilgore9803]

Steve: "This is so abnormal, and probably not safe" Also Steve: Immediately takes another bite

[@Capoz98]

Sooner or later he's going to be eating petrified bread from pompeii. 'These Roman rations are just great, maybe a little stale'

[@Velvettyy_]

"it's lacking flavor"

[@R.W.S.]

"It's a little ashy, but"

[@jairocolombo4410]

Kkkkk

[@archvermin]

"Alright, now that's lay it on the tray!"

[@bigchiefrocka1431]

Glorious🤣🤣

[@odin3066]

His immune system probably looks like an accurate depiction of the trenches used in the Boer War.

[@ARose47]

😂😂

[@holidayarmadillo8653]

Immortal!

[@bigbb416-5]

Holiday Armadillo 😹😹

[@dylangardner110]

*stares at 120 year old petrified beef rock "that right there actually looks pretty good."

[@succulentravioli954]

*Gordon Ramsay barges in through the wall*

[@gromitpesley]

Dylan Gardner i don’t know what to do, i really want to eat it..... dudes messed

[@garykozdrajr.3689]

"A little acidic, but pleasantly smooth after-taste. Truly a wholesome and perfect petrified beef rock."

[@kirkprospector4958]

"it's getting better and better now"

[@jffry24]

Dylan Gardner no it doesn’t! Where u been eating

[@pimpusmane]

Steve looking at 120 year old shredded pulverized dry mummified beef: “That right there… actually looks pretty good.” Steve after eating the beef: “That literally tastes like dirt” “It’s nerve-wracking, what am I even doing?”

[@InnannasRainbow]

I love how he says the stuff is awful, inedible and then eats it.

[@TheBlackbird82]

"Wow, it smells so foul! NICE"

[@beaker-yt]

The soldiers back then did exactly the same thing...

[@InnannasRainbow]

@@beaker-yt They had no choice.

[@themango9644]

@@InnannasRainbow its either eat or get eaten

[@MKDono]

The Ottoman empire was still on the map when that ration was 20 years old

[@tigervalley62]

I know right? I mean... Bruh, why would you eat that?????

[@1IbramGaunt]

AND the Austro-Hungarian Empire too

[@presidentjohnhenryeden9450]

This beef was from the time Russia still had a tzar and Otto von Bismarck was alive

[@kargaroc386]

Preceded by: Roman Empire

[@Bacony_Cakes]

The Rainhill Trials are as far away from when it was created as the Second Red Scare is to us.

[@juiceking69]

*Eats 120 year old Beef* Him: Yeah, it's kinda like lacking flavour.....

[@rezlets5017]

just read it at the exact moment wow

[@Gimmickmantheman]

@@rezlets5017 same

[@achman98]

@@Gimmickmantheman lol same

[@AABCDXX]

what in the actual fuck, same

[@AlejoRuy]

Same story here and I'm in tears hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@SpartanUruk]

Steve at 14:17 "Thats disgusting, I'm not eating anymore of this" Us "Steve thats perfectly ok to not want to eat 100+ year old beef" Steve 2 seconds later *Eats another piece of it*

[@sarjim4381]

I'm going to start an Indiegogo fund so we can buy Steve a stand by ambulance.

[@dangerousmythbuster]

Sar Jim With how badly EMS providers are paid in the states, you'd think it shouldn't cost as much as it does.

[@EuropeYear1917]

He'll probably need it... especially if he keeps pushing the envelope the way he does. Because God only knows, at the rate he's going he's gonna actually try to eat British Navy Salt Pork from the French and Indian War or something crazy like that.

[@noahemail0339]

Sar Jim hahaha!

[@atutainamu6278]

Hahaha. The combination of this comment and Steve's vid gives me life.

[@DeeEll86442]

Yuck, Steve don't eat that. You don't know what kind of bacteria is in that. Especially the kind of diseases that existed back then. You don't know how that was prepared. The sanitation was much different and not good back then. It was an interesting item to see but you don't have to taste every ration you get.

[@trendkill3333]

It’s crazy to think that ration was potentially in a soldier’s possession during a battle and was just saving the ration for later only for it to be consumed by some American fella in 118 years time

[@cadesmandela1935]

ESPECIALLY since america wasnt even foundedd yet thats pretty grazy. I wonder if george warshington ever ate a beef tin like this,,,

[@hoshvex]

@@cadesmandela1935 The US was founded in 1776. Cheers.

[@didnotwantthis]

@@cadesmandela1935 lmfao

[@averageyoutubeuser1175]

@@cadesmandela1935 did you skip history class lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@kishascape]

It looks like it was buried for some time and water permeated. Kinda like some metal detectorist found it.

[@RuinedPrelude]

Imagine eating a meal that expired 14 years before the first world war...

[@TheFuriousBean]

Nice.

[@totenblume7517]

*nice*

[@nono4461]

Nice

[@ez45]

Did it though? These rations generally last years.

[@mikemachadomusic8555]

call steve-o pre-911

[@jmc7603]

It really amazes me that everyone that touched this from the packaging company, transport crews, quartermaster, and possibly even the soldier carrying this have been long dead for years

[@iwatatiff]

Props to the soldier who said that "Imma keep this shit for years" then it ends up at some guy's stomach more than a century later

[@ch_dn]

Doctor: So what made you sick? Steve: I ate a British beef ration from 1899. Doctor: oh

[@VocalMabiMaple]

Doctor: Again?

[@jackc6716]

I prescribe crab.

[@zay9050]

@@jackc6716 crababa

[@anshitsuyuki]

Doctor: oh shit

[@jamesvogt4739]

Doctor: hmm yes, that could perhaps have something to do with e-coli poisoning.

[@utubebgay]

Steve, checking out dinosaur bones at the museum: i wonder if there's, like, any marrow left in those...

[@amandao9869]

Lol

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

It's cloning time

[@handsomesquidward5160]

Nice

[@hugs2003]

Great. Now I'm wondering what dinosaur marrow would taste like.

[@BenitoChisselini]

@@hugs2003 chicken marrow

[@dewannabe8845]

Me: refuses to eat food only a day older than the best by date Steve:Eats a piece of cow that is older than the titanic

[@mackyrafa5278]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Lmao

[@jaredlaura8789]

True

[@justinfernandez5595]

Hahahaha

[@beeheroin9402]

The piece of cow still looks better than the titanic after that long

[@theboone3848]

I feel like Steve has a better shot of surviving the apocalypse then the vast majority of humans.

[@chugs1984]

He definitely has a shit ton of MREs in his museum and the experience and knowledge to know when they can be eaten Like if a British MRE can be eaten 119 years later then I can easily see Steve2189 eating a US MRE from 2020s

[@DaLilVivi96]

I recon he would easily lol 🤣👍

[@DoctorAids]

This mans gut has a weapons system in it. Bro is immune to foodborn illness

[@Tehflamflam]

Either that or he will be patient 0

[@sciam2000]

What's a cockroach taste like? Answers kinda like a rotten potato. 😩

[@defense200x]

*eats 118 year old beef* : "That's kinda lacking in flavour"

[@gavindillon1486]

I hear bacteria add a sharp tang though

[@freesxsoccer]

Unusual Activities great username

[@deeditmane]

😂😂😂

[@billyoung6939]

Did he ask his commanding officer if he could open his ration?

[@guitargatekeeper]

he died unfortunately :,(

[@MISTAKEWASMADE4live]

Officers are idiots, fuck em

[@nolank2166]

Loooooooooool

[@daddy8884]

MISTAKEWASMADE4live you are the big dum dum

[@RicheBright]

"or in extremity." After sampling that stuff one could argue Steve would be "in extremity."

[@CriticalRoleHighlights]

"That doesn't look so bad under there." Famous last words.

[@didierabi5839]

this one may kills

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

These comments man I’m crying

[@carlotemplo5281]

Fancy seeing Crit Role Highlights here haha.

[@fortheloveofnoise]

"planting claymore"

[@Mn_Marijuana_Man]

That taste like bread ... lololol

[@AJR-zg2py]

I've read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. Given the poor conditions of the meat packing industry at the time, you are a VERY brave man for eating this lol

[@KamiwanMUFFINS]

What percentage of that mre is people

[@dfgdfg_]

Any highlights?

[@andrewallen9993]

Upton Sinclair was describing the US meat packing industry not the British. P.S. I had two slices of toast with Bovril yesterday :)

[@slamdunktiger]

@@dfgdfg_ yea, insane working conditions. Unheated, unsafe, wet, dark, dangerous. Freezing. Large work gangs of children. Constant injuries and danger. I went vegetarian. Read this book at age 18. I was like fcuk. Still at it, 19 years later.

[@seronymus]

​@@slamdunktiger you should try Orthodox fasting calendar then

[@Pro_Chef.]

A British officer busts in "I didn’t say you could fucking open that"

[@coltm4a186]

I can see it now. He’s a British officer with the walrus mustache, pith helmet, khaki uniform.

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

A zombie* British officer

[@DragonUltraMaster]

I can hear Professor Oak's voice echoing... Now is not the time to use that!

[@Avgsharkenjoyer]

"Awww man, that smells so foul, nice!" *"nice"*

[@ethan5610]

And then he ate it

[@IneptOrange]

mmm It *Stinks* Nice n' good. - Bugs Bunny 2020

[@sircampsalot2568]

Lmao

[@BoneAppleTea]

@@IneptOrange Yes!

[@Schlabbeflicker]

One of these days Steve is going to eat the wrong ration tin and re-introduce humanity to smallpox.

[@Gelattoh]

Anti vaxxers are already doing that

[@jameswhite4320]

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lenn869]

anti vaxxer jokes in current year 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gelattoh]

@@Lenn869 yes "anti vaxx jokes in current year" Good English thank you for your sought after reply. We have all gained an incredible amount of knowledge on your reply to a joke.

[@boulevard4145]

Tyler G king

[@jarrettfoust1610]

“Is this the oldest beef ever eaten?” That is one helluva statement, and I’d say pretty damn true.

[@buds2344]

Some scientists actually ate a 10.000 yo beef from a prehistoric buffallo or something like that, look for it in YT.

[@uberyoutuber3892]

As he chisels away at the petrified beef: "That looks edible." Bruh....no.

[@amandao9869]

Right??

[@DarkAlphaWerewolf]

666 likes

[@TangentShadows]

*inhaling mold* "Whoa, it still smells like beef."

[@ChaosRUsEnt]

TangentShadows Lmao

[@nexusomega1]

*big SNIIIIIIIIIFF*

[@amandiniii753]

i literally laughed so hard my boogers came out cause i have a flu 😂

[@justincase9638]

And Tin

[@Cragmortis]

@@amandiniii753 2 weeks. Hope you made a full recovery. The flu fucking sucks.

[@clickfeedvideo2743]

Cow: My ancestors can finally rest in peace.

[@raisa_cherry33]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DCNRS90YT]

Lol

[@SnipeZeroGames]

We finally been eaten

[@angienatoyn]

Closure.

[@mabiasultana6903]

Lol

[@johnthegreat97]

Apparently Steve never read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. There's a chance some of that "beef" wasn't entirely beef.

[@PillarsOfHeaven]

It can be hard to kill prions!

[@dfgdfg_]

@@PillarsOfHeaven they're not alive right? Kind of like viruses

[@tam-tam7098]

Thank you for bringing back those suppressed memories

[@comradedog7144]

never thought my knowledge of that book would come to use

[@scenenuf]

Thank you for the history lesson my peoples! haha

[@andreiarca3024]

I'd like to see Steve prepare and eat a nice home cooked meal... He deserves it.

[@adamcochran1309]

Then get's salmonella.

[@austinschlatter4726]

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH this made me lose it! thanks Adam!

[@swanningabout]

Austin Schlatter lose what?

[@austinschlatter4726]

In this context, to lose it means “To lose control; blow up.” Specifically, it means to lose your composure, presumably breaking out into laughter.

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

He's our Savor. He dieted for our sins.

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

I've never been more concerned for a stranger's welfare in my life. He might as well be poking at an old landmine.

[@SuV33358]

😬

[@presidentjohnhenryeden9450]

Or poking at a still live crashed v-1 flying bomb

[@vvanguard]

lets get that landmine on to a tray. nice.

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

@@vvanguard *BOOM* Wow, it's got a nice little kick to it. And you can really taste the shortening.

[@almightytwee1188]

Poking, with a sledgehammer

[@digbiggbyflackbock7472]

Eating the flesh of an animal that’s been dead for more than 100 years is badass

[@ori0n_ssb]

Its a damned power move is what it is

[@pickles1st]

He basically ate a mummy

[@CARBONHAWK1]

How’s that badass?

[@philip_si]

It is sick!

[@davidjolley2468]

at the very least, it's metal af

[@phunkyfill74]

You are a living legend for this. Hope the boys that passed are in heaven smiling down at your content.

[@Lumberjackmattz]

They’ll probably meet him soon lol

[@carlosdangersbromattmayhem6744]

“That’s disgusting I’m not eating any more of this dried beef........ except for this little piece right here.”

[@yumminator]

Nice

[@alb5769]

Then continues on to finish the pot

[@SquadBusterAsmr]

@@alb5769 he said "dried" for a reason

[@IncubusOfDeath]

Next, petrified Mongolian beef from Genghis Khan mixed with some wild rice from the Ming Dynasty.

[@1820AL]

Mako 44 I’m dead 😂

[@IncubusOfDeath]

@@1820AL 😂

[@homedeath4583]

I’m crying 😂

[@IncubusOfDeath]

@@homedeath4583 😂

[@raisa_cherry33]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickbarnes6742]

I've never seen someone go to such lengths to give themselves diarrhea.

[@deathsheadknight2137]

you misunderstand, he is training to become immune to diarrhea.

[@DonAle_97]

Nick Barnes maybe he is immune to diarrhea and stomach/ intestinal sicknesses

[@hfarmer96]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davekp6773]

The colour and texture of what goes in looks exactly what comes out again.

[@Vadanovltch]

Nick Barnes lmao

[@itwasaladream]

Its amazing to think of all the historical events that happened and this Ration was just hanging out in a storage spot somewhere along for the ride.

[@woodfern909]

Steve’s colon must be like, “Oh for the love of...wtf did he eat now?!!!

[@annadrew4]

😂😂😂

[@hfarmer96]

😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣 i about fell over laughing

[@funkibloo3811]

😂😂😂

[@charlessawallich1870]

Won't want him to use my toilet, oh my garsh. Smells like old cow in the john

[@HiVizCamo]

Well he is a member of the Clean Plate Club, so...

[@w.e.t.fmusicandgaming4154]

Eating 100+ year old canned meat, that's got to be some kind of world record tell Guinness you might get a spot in the book.

[@JG_Wentworth]

Nope. People have consumed food from Ancient Rome and super old chocolate.

[@showmaker8168]

@@JG_Wentworth legit?

[@qtaro-7097]

lmao strongest immune system

[@kiwibird8441]

Could probably be a new record fir oldest MRE eaten

[@ItsCamaro3]

Blake Sinack no but the oldest MRE thing or oldest canned food

[@jeenyus720]

Youre essentially digging up the grave of a mummy cow and eating him.

[@akamiguelsanchez9985]

Kevin Rustles dunno how to break it to you, but a mommy cow isn't a he

[@WorldWithOEnd]

Kevin Rustles 🤣🤣so true

[@Gigabyte1002]

That's so bad ass

[@sonofeloah]

Me thinks there is a mix up of words here. A mummy, like a mummy of egypt or peru, and if it is a bull/steer, then instead of the word cow, should have been bovine. A mummy bovine and eating him, that would have worked. Unless of course, one is being totally sarcastic and calling the mommy a mummy as if you're a brit?

[@AFishBicycle]

Kevin Rustles oh god, here comes the “The Mummy Cow” trilogy from Hollywood...

[@fannatick2]

This is arguably the best content on the internet.

[@TXLionHeart]

Don't worry; all of the bacteria on there has already died of old age...

[@laluji4704]

TXLionHeart lol 😂😂

[@TheElevatr]

Yeah but bacteria can release toxic chemicals that build up and may be present in the food.

[@quarthmeat1884]

@@TheElevatr r/wooosh

[@diamondfailer11]

VampishMeat 452 I think he got the joke.

[@Matthew-hc9vx]

Bahahaha

[@daniellee8162]

Steve eats it: RAD+20 HEALTH-20

[@chrisjames4438]

Fallout humor ! Nice !

[@xivoda]

69 likes *Nice*

[@Echs_D33]

We’ve done the Moira quests, We’ll be alright.

[@chitruonglinh8462]

Haha

[@rileyrosswalker]

Nice!

[@anerkulsinkanal8928]

meanwhile at the imperial museum of england: Where did the ration display piece from second boer war section go?

[@fuzzamajumula]

🤣🤣🤣!

[@harixo8983]

Onto a tray

[@bobbill7879]

Steve who snuck into the museum the night prior at 3 am: "Finally some good f****** food"

[@nicolaslecellier6980]

@@harixo8983 This is the way.

[@TheFreckledPrincess]

"Steve ate it." "DAMN IT, STEVE!!"

[@brendanmorrow2029]

“This is disgusting, I’m not eating anymore of this…dry.”

[@LoveXKnife]

impressed at Steve's ability to not only eat inedible meat but read illegible text

[@siltdoctor3478]

Raymoo

[@CaptainPupu]

There are resources online with the text dummy

[@jessica_fletcherova]

you get superpowers like that when you eat 120yo mystery meat on the regular

[@infernys20]

@@CaptainPupu r/wooosh

[@CaptainPupu]

@@infernys20 /redditisforfagsandothermentaldegenerates

[@hismajestyofhimboism1460]

The oldest currently alive person as of this date was born 1 to 4 years after this was made.... just let that sink in

[@Hawaiian_Pizza_Enjoyer]

I appreciate your profile picture

[@cm01]

There's a 117 year old person?

[@operatorbeygx4501]

What that sink want tho?

[@automachinehead]

@@cm01 That's just two years older than the average care home age in Saitama Japan.

[@missvodka7821]

@@cm01 yes Kane Tanaka 117 years old.

[@orion8829]

The last Tsar of russia was still in power when this thing was produced. The Spanish American War had just ended. Soldiers from the American Civil War were still alive. Roosevelt, The 26th president was being elected. Zepplin had just gotten his pattent for the first air ship. Oh yeah, and planes weren't a thing yet.

[@kristopherguilbault5428]

My great grandma was born in 1901. She lived till 1990.. this is amazing lol wow

[@AbhNormal]

@@kristopherguilbault5428 dude no way those are the exact years in which MY great-grandfather was born and passed away! 🤯

[@tappajaav]

@@AbhNormal Quite many were born in 1901 and died 1990. It's not that rare.

[@purpleapple4052]

Both the North and South Poles still hadnt been reached

[@simplyhistory3254]

Queen Victoria was even on the throne (assuming it was produced 1899-1900)

[@tolduso828]

“It’s been 2.5 days” oh shit, Steve, I hope it’s not gone bad 🥴

[@ДаНорм-ц1й]

Next episode: 4000years old ancient Egyptian MRE

[@rizzarosillon9701]

LOL 🤣

[@raisa_cherry33]

Hahahaha 😂

[@ghost2coast296]

They've got some bread & cheese from King Tut's tomb in a museum somewhere, make it happen

[@richardardiwibawa9025]

Eat mummy 😂

[@bettertelevision968]

@@richardardiwibawa9025 put in tray and BBQ it xD

[@Perktube1]

If I were king, Steve could not be my food taster, because he would probably survive any meal that would kill me.

[@adisafwan4425]

that would be pointless to you, since you neither know the food was poisoned or not. the point of having a taster was to determined if the food killed him, if it does, its poisoned, and pick a new food taster.

[@WeWereTheStorm]

Steve would survive and you would die from eating poisoned food

[@DerMannImHaus]

Adi Safwan Did you even read his comment? He said "could not"

[@Neffers_UK]

Reading, and comprehending YT comments is an alien concept to many LA Rose.

[@chevyrebel3276]

Perktube1 kinda pointless to poison someone with a lead belly

[@kelborhal2576]

Next Video: 28th Roman Legion Field Ration (189-192).

[@tephra_]

hshahah

[@conanc1487]

This is a Type 2 Caveman Ration......

[@wingracer1614]

That might actually still be good since it would probably just be a wax dipped hunk of hard cheese.

[@AnthonyWabo]

oh lord, made me laugh out loud haha :D

[@Perktube1]

Probably very salty too.

[@justincraig398]

I’ve never seen a KZbin video that deserves a like and sun more than this. This guys eating 120year old cow flesh for our entertainment … and I guess his too. I love it

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Flesh? THE cow.

[@captainjack3166]

"ugh it smells so foul...... NICE"

[@adrianquintanar5696]

Hahahahaha

[@guiltygearcore]

Haha i think Steve loves foul smelling beef. 😄

[@genrest8041]

just like school lunch

[@philipkurian627]

When ur going down on a girl who's hot but smells bad

[@captaincannoli]

Coroner splicing open Steve’s stomach after his death from dysentery. “ *nice little hiss* “

[@flareon9371]

Doctor: So... What do you think that could have caused your intoxication? Steve: *1899's beef*

[@spitfire18]

Doc: Nice.

[@nicolasinvernizzi6140]

He's delusional, Take him to the infirmary!

[@memeznfishing9916]

Doctor: *...what?*

[@theunknown7683]

Doc: Why would you eat that?

[@jackandersen1262]

For Science!

[@mr.voidout4739]

Most people eat food. Steve eats history.

[@lol109109]

"Oh man it smells so foul... Nice!" Steve is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

[@arthurmernard5879]

I almost shit myself from laughing so hard when i heard him say that

[@vitameat]

So would the farts from eating this meat...

[@christianhigh95]

Must protect him, even from himself.

[@Catheidan]

protected from himself

[@beccaking13]

Hopefully he's protected from botulism

[@kef103]

Shit is older than the titanic

[@enzoingenito1652]

Kef103 yo actually 😱that’s crazy

[@davenewton3576]

Literally his shit will be older than the Titanic😂

[@cliffordernest7825]

A lot of things are older than the titanic

[@LitCircle]

By a lot too. Like 15 years.

[@Matt-ft6ox]

🤣

[@Ender.wigginn]

You ate 118 year old beef! Bro, you realize that has to be a world record or something, I dont think any other man or woman in history (at least until someone else reviews the contents of that ration) can claim to have eaten meat that old. That beef was killed before my great grandfather was born, before man first flew a plane, before the first radio broadcast. Think how crazy that is. Got to say, you are a braver man than I.

[@universe1225]

Sooooo amazing😂

[@mdaamin5698]

I once wathed a documentary where they found a mammoth frozen for over 40000 years perfectly preseved in permafrost and a bunch of scientist actually nibbled on a small piece of flesh.

[@gaborszucs8717]

Yeah some russian dude picked up a piece and ate it. Said it tasted like dirt.

[@KD-mm3li]

Thats wild putting that into perspective

[@sofiabravo1994]

Daniel Armstrong modern American hero 🇺🇸

[@amy5532]

Mind you, this ration would have most likely been expired already when the titanic sailed, and he still ate from it

[@omniluv2687]

I can't believe he ate that that's gotta be a Guinness World Record

[@ic5662]

Something lol

[@daniblabla709]

@@ic5662 He ate a Civil War hardtack biscuit, 153 years old when he recorded

[@wmrphotography7349]

Kids everywhere: I don’t want to eat those vegetables. Steve: wait this is some meat from Noah’s Ark? Let’s put it on a tray.

[@MissAkashiya]

Nice!

[@betquick]

🤣 brilliant comment ❤️

[@darrenjohnson2912]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@konodiavoloda8326]

I like vegetables way more than meat though

[@dak6960]

Nice! Mmkay!

[@loridatlastnamedoh9307]

So.. how did you get sick? Steve: "I ate 120 year old cow"

[@mayaraalves464]

Doctor be like : uh ,ok...YOU WHAT?

[@james2091991]

@Captain Cheeseballz 😂

[@dingusmcgee119]

Honestly I swear this guys account is to show how good preservation can be

[@Vadanovltch]

Imagine going to the commanding officer‘s grave and asking him if he can open it

[@cgn833]

Sewos thought the same thing

[@victoriaasenjo524]

"I'll take your silence as a yes."