Steveioe Medical Meme Reactions - COVID Edition

[@nathanmoore883]

Me and my family went on a cruise right before covid last February. One of the performers was this Asian lady, and during a skit, she said, "if you can't tell, I'm Chinese". And this was when covid was still new and only in China. She went on with, "how long have I been in the US? 5 years so you guys can stop holding your breath now." Just thought it was funny and figured I could share

[@GinEric84]

Why would pointing out a lady is asian be racist?

[@TheRaven5138]

It’s not racist to point out someone’s race it’s racist to think less of them because of said race

[@David-gj9qr]

Recognizing race isn't race, if that was the case the only people who wouldn't be racist will be blind people

[@nathanmoore883]

@@David-gj9qr good point

[@rekietabeatslc9980]

Same timeframe, someone coughed behind me & I automatically moved away. Glanced over & it was Asian couple & they were mortified. Tried to make eye contact like it's alright, but they just stared at ground. Felt SO bad! Like I had no idea they were Asian when I moved away.

[@xialians]

My older sister worked in ER admin for 20years. She planned to retire in 5 years but when covid hit, she decided to retire within 2 months.

[@rekkariley652]

Absolutely understand freaking out over bed bugs! I’m allergic to the little bastards and can speak from experience on just how insanely difficult they are to get rid of! Took me nearly a year, moving into a brand new apartment with no carpeting, buying entirely new furniture made of materials they can’t easily crawl on, and keeping almost all of my clothing in vacuum-storage bags in a freezing storage unit for 6+ months to finally get rid of them! I wanted to scratch my own skin off at times and couldn’t even tell which spots were bites and which were hives. :(

[@carolgibson-wilson4354]

My sympathies.

[@ahhh844]

Bed bugs and lice. The 2 hardest, most annoying things to get rid of. My family dealt with bed bugs a while back when we were staying with a family friend. We, luckily, shook them off when we moved. But lice... We're still dealing with lice on and off. Those things suck and we can't seem to get rid of them.

[@sammygal8148]

@@ahhh844 there are certain sprays/shampoos that work on their breathing and suffocating them which they can't grow resilient against you're supposed to use them like once a week for at least three weeks but everyone in the family has to use them (or at least those who have lice after examination ofc) heat above 53c for more than 5m should clean the pillows and sheets lice is fucking hard to get rid of and I'm sure you probably know everything I just told you, it's just some things that ik for sure work it needs patience hope you get rid of it

[@cosmic_poet7326]

8:15 I’m autistic and not having to manage facial expressions is sooo relieving. A good portion of my energy goes into non-verbal communication and just not having that is really nice.

[@updownstate]

There has never been a better time to have my teeth out for dentures. Fortune smiles.

[@AG-yj1jv]

I'm with you. I have brain injury & some social cuing issues. Add menopause and my face is drooping. I scare small children when I smile at them. I scare me when I look inthe mirror. Masking has been discontinued (as now multiple friends who avoided it before have just gotten it), but I think I'm going to wear these for the rest of my life.😷

[@jwolfe1209]

Yeah... My eyebrows don't have an inside voice... My manager has the opposite problem where she tends to have neutral eye expressions and all the customers inclined to cause problems seem to be really set off by it

[@kittyleftwich9394]

Worked 25 years on a med-surg floor. Used to get peeps with body lice and maggots in wounds. Have to suit up every time. Itching right now thinking about it.

[@carolgibson-wilson4354]

Something I never thought of. In the nursing home scabies just meant gloves.

[@ShadowLIlly95411459]

😱😫

[@littlemissmuffet9032]

Rub shaving cream into your glasses. Wipe off with soft cloth. Will stop them from fogging up for about two weeks to a month. Also works on bathroom mirrors.😀

[@brittanypanda9348]

You can use hand soap too

[@brittanypanda9348]

You can use hand soap too

[@DM-ct8gq]

Thanks will try that

[@a.harrington1634]

Also works on the inside of the car windshield.

[@bdc.multifacet]

Washing detergent is good too

[@theguyoucallwhen...8047]

The little girl in the burning house meme is now in her twenties and just sold the rights to her image for over 2 million dollars.

[@deedrole5296]

The World Knows Her as ‘Disaster Girl.’ She Just Made $500,000 Off the Meme.

[@AaaaNinja]

She didn't sell the rights to the image. She sold an NFT of the image. It's the digital equivalent of selling a print with a certificate of authenticity. The person who buys it isn't buying image "rights".

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

I was on a cruise about a month ago now. My mother is a crazy travel person and has hated being locked up, and all protests about safety fell on deaf ears (like, if you said you weren’t going, she’d cancel your phone plan/throw a tantrum kind of bs). So we all got vaccinated and flew to Greece. The cruise itself was good. You had to be vaccinated to get on, and they did a rapid test before you could get on. You washed you hands everytime you went into an eating area. The ship itself was at half capacity. You got tested again towards the end of the cruise, if you didn’t do this you couldn’t get off the boat. Everything was sanitized consistently. And if you experienced symptoms, you were quarantined/dropped off at a stop to quarantine. I’m not gonna say it’s super safe to do it, of course staying home is the best case scenario. But if you’re dying to travel or smth, NCL was pretty serious about keeping everything sanitary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Stay safe everyone.

[@sinclari1]

Normal name: Hand sanitizer DnD name: Salve of cut finding.

[@NJSMKMMS]

Ha Ha SO True.

[@thegracklepeck]

Can confirm. I sanitized my hands after getting a paper cut and it burned sooo bad

[@ghomerhust]

Remember that tiny little cut you had on your palm like 4 days ago? Hand sanitizer remembers.

[@mandysotolongo4880]

The visitor restrictions were like heaven to me. Now my hospital allows one visitor per patient and although I know it’s nice for the patients themselves so they can see their loved ones, I still get fucking terrified when out of nowhere I see someone come up to me at the nurses station and they’re not wearing scrubs or a gown.

[@Hyper_Fox06]

You gotta get O'Keefe's Working Hands for the dry cracking on your hands.. it burns the first couple times but it helps a lot

[@carolgibson-wilson4354]

Udder creme is good too.

[@a.harrington1634]

I feel the exasperation about not working from home: My friends kept wanting to go hiking; meanwhile, I'm still in the classroom surrounded by kids who can't be bothered to keep the masks up...

[@SpencerJayLuca]

I actually worked at the Port Everglades when the cruise ship incident happened. It was terrible.

[@CausticSalsa]

I love how you looked so surprised after triple tapping the eff bomb XD

[@carrioncrow8191]

He’s my favorite “not a doctor “ doctor

[@froggybangbang]

I work in a (private, canadian) medical lab. Our covid tests are 200$ and one poor dude had to cancel his flight because he tested positive and asked me "So.... do i still need to pay it?" I feel ya dude, but... ya.

[@Elevatedzebra96]

Wash with Dish soap for glasses. My mom was a RN for 35 years (VA) and some of her scariest stories were of vets coming in and she saw a bedbug on them.. she would take them directly to a private room to basically quarantine them. Then spray clean that room after they left🤮🤮

[@eli4delmar]

As an RN I can relate. You are hilarious. And it's all true.

[@zhontac6194]

Honestly the masks were great. I could make whatever face I wanted about someone and get away with it.

[@eileene.5870]

I absolutely love the N95s because I can swear under my breath and the patient can't hear it!!! I will probably get in touble after we stop wearing them because after two years, I've gotten used to the near-constant swearing at stupidity! 😷

[@kaylapounds1359]

The funny thing though about cruises is even before Corona I remember people getting sick on cruises from other viruses.

[@googleuser9193]

I can't wait 2 days for this I wanna see this now lol

[@catherineduford1671]

Morphine in a bag...yessss

[@Killdane]

@@catherineduford1671 10 minutes ago what-

[@apyr1439]

@@Killdane 2 minutes ago what-

[@Killdane]

@@apyr1439 2 minutes ago AGAIN what-

[@catherineduford1671]

@@Killdane I V after surgery..

[@ItsAllAboutPerspective375]

"You can't put a price on peace of mind." Apparently you can, and it costs an actual fortune. Most don't even get the peace of mind they paid for. What you're really buying, are options to try to keep you from immediately dying.

[@liorenze6648]

Can't relate I'm Australian, testing is free...

[@scoobydooiscool]

Ok props to my cousin who was born last year and doesn’t have to worry about this crap and won’t even remember this 🤞his memories won’t start generating before this is over ( knocks on wood )

[@spicybeantofu]

If they even survive babies been getting it too and this isn't ever going to end till all the selfish idiots are dead

[@Nikki-lodeon]

No, he'll have to deal with climate change and increasingly unstable weather. And, probably some more pandemics, but hopefully not this bad.

[@Lauren_Cat]

@@Nikki-lodeon they usually happen every 100 years so unless the babies live till 100

[@Lauren_Cat]

@@spicybeantofu except the selfish bitches aren’t dying

[@zhontac6194]

They're are a lot of anti-maskers/vaxxers who are intent on keeping us in this pandemic for years to come. I just don't see it ending any time soon.

[@PaulGAckerman]

I can't put a price on peace of mind, but the health care mega-consolidated hospital group sure knows how to put a price tag on peace of mind.

[@ClevelandKitten]

My boyfriend's friend was on a cruise ship working as part of the main band on the ship. Counting the time he was out and everything was basically "normal", to the time Covid made its way on the ship, he was out for nearly 8 months. Thankfully they had a place to stay, food and water, but when the ship was put on lockdown he was no longer making money. I'm sure he found a way to get some money after getting back on American soil, but he had to live with family for about 6 months after.

[@spndrtwentythree5239]

We had a nurse who bought so much toilet paper then was reselling it staff. Savage.

[@PaintedDog]

Visitor restrictions probably made it less stressful because many ER patients were incoherent (at least too sick to ask questions or, more like, demand answers). Unlike their visitors that were completely coherent and well. Plus less bodies to travel around. Also patients usually aren’t supposed to leave the “beds”. But their visitors…? Free range!!

[@4nn13h7]

Holy shit, the “admins in n95s” thing hits home, hard as hell.

[@obscvritas3601]

I remember when the hospital lab admin bulk ordered sanitizing wipes from the hospital... Meanwhile, the microbiology lab I worked I in, which tests for covid and worse, was running lowand they refused to share

[@HelloAnxietyMyOldFriend]

My favorite part was the decrease in school days and the decrease in people in school when we actually had it. I know a lot of people did virtual but I can not focus like that and considering how many failed that was most others could not either.

[@s.douglas2191]

He's the funniest SOB 🤣😂😂😅

[@alyare]

Steve "You can't put a price on peace of mind." Medical in the USA: hehehe *YES,* we can 😏😏 (apparently from that meme it's 5G's) 😂😂😂

[@alyare]

@The Wizard13 perhaps 😏😂😂😂

[@Celticrose9999]

Yeah, obviously he has forgotten the tons of people who have to go without medication and treatment because they cannot affird tge astronomical prices, even with insurance

[@alyare]

@@Celticrose9999 Any form of medical treatment in the USA is absolutely ridiculous. There are so many Americans that not only go without healthcare, but yes, I agree with you, they also go without seeing doctors (even when really necessary) and/or medications as a result of the prices being so astronomically high.

[@aqualife88]

"You cannot put a price on peace of mind" that is a very valid statement!

[@artisticscientist8719]

The meme with the girl and the burned down house behind her, it's actually firemen training and she was just looking at how they do their job.

[@hevbushnell4013]

The whole point of the cruise meme is ABOUT the Princess cruise and they had to stay on the ship. Cmon Steve, get with it 🤣

[@davidroberts4248]

When u can laugh at your own jokes, you're a happy MuFKR!!!!

[@genevagardner2876]

Yep they got locked in their little cabins, some of them didn’t even have windows in their rooms or had like 4 people in one room that was only like 10foot by 10foot (or a super small room with two bunk beds)

[@aliciahoverson]

I'm just going to sit over there by the buffet and wait 27 hours. With my luck I'll be face down in the deviled eggs and miss the premier 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@kris.tea.p]

I’ll join you lol

[@aliciahoverson]

5 hours and 15 minutes. We need a pool. I can't stay awake in this heat!

[@marlo9380]

I never repeat my story more than twice 😂

[@yousucc3121]

Antifog glasses gel works wonders in these times🤣🤣

[@B1980Y]

My little trick with the glasses and mask is to cut a hole where the current metal strip is, straighten out of paper clip, bend it in half and then put it in where the metal strip is and form to your nose. It takes about 4 minutes and is a god send.

[@SappyDuder]

3:00 "you cannot put a price on piece of mind" that is why Canada didn't put a price on tests, lmao

[@sabraham8542]

In fairness, the covid test in the US is also free. You can even get antibody tests for free.

[@SappyDuder]

@@sabraham8542 thats actually pretty good for the US I just mean that in Canada, we don't have a fee attached to any type of tests. Need a blood test? Free. EKG? Free. And hospital stays are essentially free, even if you have to stay for months on end

[@guineawuv]

I have diabetes and all the handwashing is making my hands crack and bleed. It's been rough.

[@TheHappyHoopDancer]

Yes on the glasses tip! I haven’t really had many issues this entire pandemic because I fold my mask before I put it on and it works!

[@Crimson_arc_]

2020 was actually a great year for me. Except my mental health. I just worked paid off a bunch of debt and have a lot of savings. And realized I was bi. 2021 has been great for me too. My mental health has been so much better then 2020. I am happier and my bank account is still great and my savings are great. So covid has helped me in lots of ways but it still sucks. I miss people lots

[@Meipmeep]

They just got a full hive of murder hornets here in Washington state…….

[@devent10n]

I have eczema & I've had the worst luck trying to find a solution to the constant hand washing & sanitizing. I had so much trouble in the spring that I went to FIVE different doctors after I tried to treat the open spots at home, only to have derm be the last one & he looked at it for 5 seconds and said "oh, that's allergic dermatitis. Have you been putting Neosporin on that?" This shit started in April and the sores were almost 2 inches long by the time I got to my dermatologist. They haven't fully healed yet either, because of the constant hand washing & the fact I work with a lot of pretty harsh chemicals.

[@bullymaguire632]

Good news, transmission via touching surfaces is really rare I think you should only wash your hands when you go to a high risk location with poor ventilation and lighting because that's where the virus lasts the longest on surfaces

[@MsMelissaAnn]

Work from home had been a thing since before the pandemic. It just became more common. I've been working from home since Jan 2019.

[@rasmuskp93]

One thing that was annoying was that ive had a cough lasting since just before the whole covid thing until now. I live alone and they only deliver groceries during the day when people work here so i had to go shopping anyway but people stared when i coughed 😷

[@aaronmendoza9232]

I like how he’s trying to find his strength.

[@rvxn]

It's almost the end of 2021 and we're still stuck in 2020 in our head.

[@tinkeramma]

Because we refuse to admit to ourselves that this thing could possibly impact a third year, so it is clearly still 2020.

[@kristynkazumi]

My Japanese grandmother (my Bachan) used to ALWAYS say or imply she was going to die before her next birthday. She also said,” Let me die!” when we insisted she eat dinner (she had stage 4 Hep C from a tainted blood transfusion). She also used to accuse my parents of just wanting her to die because they kept trying to get her to eat more.

[@LeadTrumpet1]

They’re starting to hoard toilet paper here again.

[@tmalloy9]

Dude, I worked at Antelope Valley Hospital, the cash cow for docs and admins for the past twenty years. Such corruption. At one time, the president of the board owned the exclusive medical supplier...

[@eduardoc1592]

When he raises his voice while cursing he sounds so much like Bianca del Rio. Just without doing drag idk 😂

[@lindarosenthal6835]

There was news in Portland Oregon today that some stores are selling out of TP again! Ugh.

[@im_nurse-im3918]

FYI when we go for our clinicals at the hospital as nursing students we freak out too when a patient comes in with scabies or bedbugs .,.that shiet is scary to us more than covid lol😂

[@celiatking315]

I'm a receptionist for an emergency room for pets and fleas and lice are the worst darn bugs that I cannot deal with. Especially with DOA's. The Vet Techs laugh at me when I tell them that the DOA is covered in fleas and I can't bag it. I can deal with most other bugs like maggots and such but fleas and lice HELL THE FUCK NO!

[@amymakin7248]

Vet techs freak over: lice, mites, scabies, TICKS. Stay strong, human medical worker, we're with you!

[@caru3257]

my wife came home from doctor's office: I am going to die Me: we will all die.

[@kristicollett7887]

The only A+ I ever got.. was my blood type! LoL

[@mouselinguist]

When I took in my cats, they had a nasty fungal infection but were kittens who'd been born feral and needed socialising, so every time I touched any of them, I had to wash my hands to prevent catching it (spoiler alert: still caught it 😅). After about a week, my hands looked like I'd been in a fist fight with a brick wall. I had to get rash ointment and covered my hands in it (then in gloves, because the kittens tried to lick it off and that's no good) when I went to sleep at night so they would heal and not just be open wounds in a fungus-contaminated environment.

[@ruvoodoo155]

The 1 good thing about having to wear a mask....ME not having to put in my dentures to run to the convenience store!!! 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krystalwilliamson192]

I absolutely love your channel! As a CNA so much of this hits home and I'm just dying laughing. Your jokes help me survive through the rough 12hr shifts.

[@sandyhenderson441]

It's a nuisance when your glasses steam up - happens coming indoors from the cold too, even without a mask on. Here's how to stop it happening: Put a small blob of washing up liquid on your finger end. (=dish soap outside UK). Spread the WU liquid over both sides of the lens and rub vigorously with kitchen paper until the lens is crystal clear. Lasts about a week, depending on how humid the air is. Scale it up to a big blob & a duster & apply to insides of car windows & they'll steam up less. Can't get to the USA but love your work - reminds me of my nursing days, same damned problems - so good luck with the show. And if you should happen to release a live DVD, we have DVD players in the UK... Stay safe

[@kaylapounds1359]

Not just toilet paper, I remember many things being out of stock. As a germaphobe who would regularly use sanitizer, it made me anxious when there was no refill. I thankfully kept my head and ordered a while case of it from the Dollar store online (24 bottles) and made it last I think about 6 months. Long enough until they got more in. I think though that a lot of people who hoarded items did it to try to sell to vulnerable people. I heard in my city of people going around trying to sell 1 single roll of toilet paper for $10!

[@MrChicky1202]

I worked in a hospital for 8 years. You Crack me up!

[@aussie_mama8360]

The toilet paper is still an issue in Aussie in some places.. no joke 😂😂😂

[@elisawestvirginiamountainm1019]

Need more of these. Hilarious.

[@trent88]

Loved seeing you on the street the other day!! Thanks for being so cool

[@Asguard82]

I’m a swab nurse and work in full airborne precautions and I had a pt come through with conjunctivitis and when she said that I literally backed up in spite of all my PPE

[@senagarcia4304]

You need to come to Oklahoma. Would love to see you in person.

[@DogGran]

I just found your channel yesterday, binged them all and BRUHHH 🤣 IM Dead

[@freddie3222]

I have been in and out of hospital for most of my life 2020 was one of my best years personally

[@center4nerds]

Hand sanitizer aka paper cut finder

[@BREEZEMAYES]

Small piece of tape top of mask also prevents fog. We used to tell people to spit on glasses( so dark ages 5 decades ago yewww and got in trouble using gloves it insulted the patients )

[@tishellelara4280]

I have a crush on Steveioe he just makes my day 😍🥰

[@RG-gy2hu]

Same😂😂

[@lorrainethepain]

You're doing stand-up in LA? I'll pray for you...Ever think of trying Ontario Improv? We get big headliners out here in San Bernardino County, too...

[@ashleysmith9516]

I worked retail of course I remember the toilet paper. I got cussed out by so many people for not having it in stock even though every single warehouse was out - but since I was the store manager it was MY fault of course.

[@louiseventer7702]

My sister works at a hospital and it literally ate her fingerprints off! She went to replace her drivers license and the fingerprint scanner could only read one of her fingers!!!

[@KamalaWalzlover]

We need you here in Boston! I never laughed so hard when I watched your videos! Your facial expressions are priceless 😂🤣

[@JustX3331]

Why is there 7ppl when its in 2 whole days

[@lauryniti1807]

the fuck fuck fuck really got me 🤣😭

[@marciabinninger2840]

Omg I need to learn how to make memes!! I work for urgent care. People treat us like we are an ER when we are not!

[@stephenjump4218]

Hey stevio have you ever drawn arterial blood gases?

[@recruityboiii4485]

Pro tip for those with glasses pinch the nosepiece to be snug with your nose then place your glasses just over the nosepiece it'll stop your glasses from fogging up

[@silvermystic2001]

3:00 Actually, that price is for going to the hospital period! lol Covid tests are only around 120$, but the gov I thought was giving it away for free. Well someone has to pay for it. So around 150 for a shot and the hospital bed and massive room not needed, yea $5k seems about right. lol My mom had kidney stone removal and she had the biggest room I've ever seen in my life. It could've easily been 2-3 rooms. It had to be the leftover space. But that bill is still being paid and that was a couple years ago. It's insane prices for going to the hospital. Thank God for insurance I guess... but out of network, no. Nope. You get to pay it all...

[@dalton6173]

Honestly I would rather go through 2024 more times than to have to finish going through 2022

[@batbratsdesigns]

LOL you've got a great smiley resting face. I have been watching your shorts for awhile. I decided to subscribe. ❤️ You are doing well. You have a unique personality it's great for entertainment.

[@Robinjoy45]

Steve when you mention not having extra people in the er ==== it made me have flashbacks of last yr when I was in the er with a broken ankle -------and when my roomate was rushed in the er with multiple issues----the majority was diabetic and Moderna Covid Shot related----Moderna caused Afib in my roomate and the er staff because they didnt allow me to be with my roomate , got the wrong info and experimented on my friend with 4 surgeries, a couple of dialysis sessions causing sepsis death.... I had the info and my roomate was not in any shape to represent herself. She died in the hospital and I still blame myself for not being there to represent her

[@HonestlyAsh-1015]

me when I’m 15-16 and my parents allow me to cuss: 4:48

[@terranova4838]

I had to go into the er by myself 10 days after giving birth with postpartum eclampsia and it was so terrifying not to have my husband there when your at risk for possible death. :(

[@Vladi_SpanosMotiv86]

*2:10* "The FUCKING MURDER HORNETS!"

[@precisiongrinder]

Omg. “Take my strong hand!” Dyyyying!!!!🤣☠️

[@draconicisha]

"2020 kinda sucked for everyone" nah i actually kinda enjoyed it, made work so chill cause everyone was hiding at home, loved being lazy at work

[@vanarajkalidhasan]

For Mike testing I don't think he will use 1 2 3 🤣🤣

[@bethhelminiak5063]

OMFG, Healthcare worker thing is a mufckn MOOD! We're all frigging BURNED OUT!

[@caihongcolorfulrainbow]

My dad scared the shit out of me showing the results of murder hornets when I was 10 when we just got back from China

[@coyotegames156]

I’ve been waiting for another meme review for so long

[@Ligress20]

I love that he's a dr and a comic

[@dogprobs1238]

He's not a Doctor...I'm pretty sure he's actually a Triage/ER nurse. Whatever he is... he's super funny and very cute!

[@marti220]

Actually I think he was just some type of tech. Not a nurse either

[@mlast2181]

You are hilarious, best wishes on the comedy shows! let us know when you are hitting up the east coast! (I live out that way and I would totally come out to one of your shows!) I do keep a bunch of tp on hand, since that absolute wasteland of empty shelves, but I'm not the kind of lady who goes and buys eleventy billion packs at once. I buy one here and one there. This way if either of my parents need some, I can provide without our household running low. I also constantly try to let people know I have year round chronic environmental allergies. XD I sneeze. I cough. ...the majority of "possible" symptoms of covid I have intermittently, normally. XD ...I got tested out the wazoo at the beginning. Now work is like..eh.. it's normal for you.