Steveioe Tips from the E.R MuFKR - Best Steven Ho TikToks videos compilation 2024

[@cindyp9857]

I've been in the ER and hospitalized many times. I loved my nurses and totality respected them. I've been scared and unable to move but my CNAs helped me. I'd never disrespect nurses and the nursing profession.

[@12369ja]

Back when I was in the hospital a couple years ago for emergency surgery, my mom brought in a gift for the medical staff on my discharge date.

[@caroljo420]

Absolutely!!! Kudos to all the nurses, and a good portion of the doctors, too!!!

[@dobees8183]

Wtf are you a chronic clutz or what?

[@beansmama8914]

@12369ja That's so sweet, and I can assure you a gesture like that is never forgotten. I work in Nursing home as a support worker (the ones that answer the bells, washing, dressing, feeding residents or Better said we do pretty much everything except give medications and just saying because not everyone's knows what a psw is or does) and we always remember those little gestures and frequently tell stories especially to the new staff about past memorable moments and that's not to say we dont remember just about everyone who lives with us but the kindness in what can be a very dark occupation shines though just a little bit more ❤️ over yeas of learning and appreciating what staff actually do for patients my ex husband had a extended hospital stay after his right leg amputation and just about everyday he would go to the Tim Hortons coffee shop on the first floor and bring back a huge box of Timbits for the nurses desk

[@cindyp9857]

@@beansmama8914 been in a nursing home for rehab to help with my broken leg. at 52yr old and I appreciated EVERYTHING. It killed me to ask someone to empty my commode. It felt like I was asking a "servant" to do something. This made me feel like crap. I know nurses do this and I know nurses understand how people feel.

[@armysenior1780]

Funny funny man. The ER is so wild. I once did not want to leave my drunk, injured step-son because he was being unruly. The nurse kept telling me to go home (He was 18). Finally she told me, "Mam, this isn't my first rodeo I have this under control. I am about to put him night night with this medication in my hand so I can get some work done". Gotta love a nurse that doesn't take shit off a stupid 18 year old who got drunk, fell, and smashed his face in and is now acting obnoxious. I thanked her and went home to get some sleep. ❤ ❤

[@crybebebunny]

I am here testifying that yes these poor Folk are overworked. It also depends on were they work at if they are any good. Sadly less than ⅛ are good at some hospitals that I have been to, maybe less. The other hospitals, one can see the clear differences on care. Sometimes at a good hospitals the wait is long but worth it. At others it is a Waste of time. Sadly, the closest hospital to me is a waste of time. I have a smaller hospitals 5 more minutes, but they are better, but they are not open 24 hours. Hopefully if I ever need to be taken in an Ambulance, I am taken there. The big hospital in our area also sucks.

[@louisezaros1616]

@@armysenior1780 how do you medicate people who are already under the influence...I guess they look at levels.

[@armysenior1780]

@@louisezaros1616 Good question - no clue but I was smart to trust her and the Doctors. We all got some well needed sleep. He looked like a monster after crashing his bike face first into the asphalt at a high rate of speed. So shocking. 😮

[@j.svensson7652]

Had to go to the ER 3 weeks ago for an injured hand. I had nurses coming in who clearly just wanted to be around someone who was pleasant. I nearly got hugged several times for being nice. You could see each nurse lighten up when I'd say "Thank you." or "It's ok. I'm fine." 10 stitches after Xrays to make sure I hadn't destroyed my hand. Went back 10 days later for stitch removal and was told how sweet I was... so I told them how much I appreciated them... you could see it lift each one... be kind to medical folks. You need them and they do not have to be there. This old lady has a scar that is minimal because the ER doctor took such gentle care to make sure it was minimal. I'm grateful.

[@OceanSwimmer]

@j.svensson7652, This retired RN thanks you for understanding the forces affecting us....short staffing, crowded ER waiting rooms, the patients who are drunk, need a psych evaluation, trauma....and the know-it-all friends and relatives who accompany them! From this video I can tell ---- the work situation for RNs and First Responders has NOT changed in 40+ years. All we ask is that when you show up -- remain calm, tell the truth, and wait patiently while we RUN from one task to the next. 🌷🦋💕

[@louisezaros1616]

@@j.svensson7652 Always be Kind.. People have forgotten that virtue.... or at least during adversity just don't be a xxxx

[@cindyp9857]

@@j.svensson7652 unless I have head trauma or completely out of my mind you, will always acknowledge and respect my ER nurses. They are so overworked. I don't want to be a problem.

[@littledabwilldoya9717]

Believe me, we really appreciate the acknowledgment that we are humans, too. Just a simple ‘thank you! Can go a LONG way, and help to make our day brighter!🙂

[@RNMom424]

​@@littledabwilldoya9717 Amen to that! However, I've been a nurse for over 30 yrs & have observed that many patients treat their nurses the way the nurses treat them. I was (almost😂) always kind & friendly w/ my patients, so most were nice towards me, too. Some nurses I've worked with were just Grumpy Grannies towards everyone, & they were always talking about "So & so is so hateful! I can't stand being in the room w/ him/her". Yet when I had that patient the next night, s/he was a peach! But, yeah, just the simple things mean the world.

[@peggywoods4327]

Love the collab with Nurse John! I work in psych and not even a nurse but so much is relatable. It's so cathartic to commiserate in the videos and comments. The morale meeting! 😂😂😂

[@doreenevans5945]

Love these videos. I am sure some of those thoughts are in the ER staff inside voice. Totally love and respect the docs and nurses in the ER. God bless them.

[@tarahardy26]

Oh man can I relate to these skits👩🏽‍⚕️🤦🏽‍♀️ spot on never a dull moment in the E.R!!!

[@madeyed2702]

People might think some of Steve's stories were over the top -- honestly, he is so on point! Love it 😍

[@pac524]

We ALL had measles when I was a kid... none of us died, and I went through to high school with most all the same kids. When did measles become deadly..??!!

[@madeyed2702]

@@pac524 Like any disease, some people survived, others not. Measles is very contagious and can cause serious health complications (e.g. pneumonia, vision problems, disfigurement, etc). The mortality is lower in well-developed countries with good health care system; however, not so for poor countries. With vaccine, measles was declared eradicated in US and Canada, but now its making a come back.

[@redhotmoon1656]

​@@pac524 it can also cause severe birth defects if a pregnant woman gets it at a certain part of her pregnancy

[@OceanWalk7]

​@@pac524 In 2022, there were an estimated 136 000 measles deaths globally, mostly among unvaccinated or under vaccinated children under the age of 5 years.

[@chrisf65]

Agatha Christie (sp?) wrote a book called “The mirror cracked “ about a woman who was infected with mumps or measles while she was pregnant and killed the woman who infected her because the child was born abnormal.

[@christiesmith978]

CPR is to be performed to the beat of 'Stayin' Alive'.

[@jehannehardwick6311]

"Another one bites the dust" also works. - the right speed.

[@j.svensson7652]

Just recertified in CPR. Stayin Alive is ideal.

[@christiesmith978]

@@jehannehardwick6311 Absolutely, both are ironic as hell if you ask me... lol.

[@marionanderson3441]

100%

[@hypsyzygy506]

'Nellie the Elephant'

[@akgypsy9274]

Brilliant! I'm a former nurse, never worked in the ER but have had many patients (or their parents or family members) act like the people in these skits. Also have worked with people like the nurses, techs, and docs in this video, too. LOL, so well done!

[@thisismissdark5106]

"If you're gonna call me a bitch, I'm gonna act like one." is so real. (Coming from a state health worker)

[@jpendowski7503]

Just visited the ET for chest pains. Every tech, nurse and Dr was helpful and patient to me. I tried my hardest not to panic or ask stupid questions. I kept to the facts and did what they said and thanked every one.

[@CarolSamuels-k7l]

I love you Steve-o. As an ICU nurse, I can so agree with your skits. Yes people, this is nursing.

[@tyra3236]

Retired ER RN here You get it so right. There’s a lot of stuff we don’t say but we do think

[@jalyc]

Or we say to each other in the break room. Same was true for all the 6 (ICU, CCU, RICU, etc.) critical care units I worked.

[@seg1912]

Love that all the characters get a specific type of patient: Austin gets the cheeky ones, Ben gets those who have no clue what they're dealing with, and Rich gets the twisted ones. That'll teach nurse Rich for stirring the pot all the time 😂

[@flowerchild9672]

Oh my gosh is this hilarious! I almost spit out my coffee while looking at this. The stories from the ER are so insane🤣

[@CeliaBordeaux]

I laughed so hard because he is so accurate. You can’t make up this stuff.❤❤❤❤

[@authorcole]

my daughter is an ER nurse… she says Steve-O is on point!!

[@gardenval]

I work in this field. Spot on. My favorite is when the MD adds "Noted" as a response to the craziness he has just read. The funniest part of this video is when an employee suggests hiring more people. Crickets. Lol

[@loriseltman56]

I love this guy. Everything he says really does happen...and then some. 40 years in the field and this stuff barely scratches the surface of what actually goes on, and not ONLY in the ER. Can I die now?

[@DonnaRedmon-p7t]

I raised my family in a small Kentucky town. We had to go to the ER so often one year that the whole staff would yell out, "oh hi, look it's the $&@%=& family, everytime we came in. It was hilarious!😅

[@louisezaros1616]

@@DonnaRedmon-p7t " frequent flyers"

[@kristincornelius1854]

My sisters and I grew up on a farm in KS and had a similar summer. One day when we went in (I think for stitches), the sub nurse was giving us, our charts, and my mom some major side eye. My sister was in a cast for a broken arm, I was getting stitches, and I think my other sister had just had stitches out. She was just sure we were being abused, we were just in a clumsy/reckless stage 😂 Thankfully my mom told her to call our doctor, and he explained farm life to the sub 😂

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

Do NOT have a play date so that your child gets the measles! I had measles! It's no joke!!!

[@tricorvus2673]

My now ex husband and I had it in 2013. My fever was so high I didn’t understand words .

[@bcaye]

Absolutely. I was isolated for over a month. Batch of weak vaccine+unvaccinated child of a visiting professor=12 sick 12 year olds.

[@BlueJadeU]

Besides, isn't that the Chickenpox that you have a play date for? Not the Measles. If I recall correctly, MMR stands for Mumps, Measles and Rubella. When I was a kid, I had a play date for chickenpox, and it was no big deal. Just itched a lot, and my mom telling me I can't scratch. Put gloves on my hands at night so I don't scratch during my sleep. But it was my understanding that Measles is serious crap and that it's not the one that you want to purposely expose yourself to. Also had someone who works with disease statistics tell me that a high percentage of the people who had chickenpox go really bad were really low in Vitamin D and there were a miniscule amount of people with normal or high levels of Vitamin D that had a bad reaction to chickenpox. So all you people who go rabid at the idea of anti-vaxxers - don't be piling on me. I'm talking to the people who are not going to vax, no matter what you say. If you decide to have a chickenpox party, be sure that your kid has normal or better levels of vitamin D before being exposed.

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

Yes. Chickenpox parties were a thing back in the day, but even chickenpox can be a big deal. As soon as I got back to school after the measles, I contracted chickenpox, so that was pretty bad as well. I had 5 kids down with chickenpox at once, and 1 of them had it pretty bad. I'm cautious about newer vaccines, but still highly recommended baby shots, including the chickenpox one.

[@Tsakeli]

@@BlueJadeU Chickenpox can have a suddenly very bad fever as well. And it leads to Shingles when you're older. Best is to avoid contact with the virus at all but barring that, get vaccinated.

[@TheImprovised]

No one is going to practice an NG tube on me. I have had them and it's one of the most uncomfotable, unpleasant, vomit inducing invasion. If I don't need it, you ain't doing it. Period.

[@RNMom424]

Not until I'm already asleep, anyway!

[@Bumula1]

I give these people a lot of credit. I could NEVER do that job. I guess I'm just not a "people person". 😆

[@tabathapodczerviensky1988]

Sadly my sister got the MMR vaccine and she was hospitalized within 24 hours she was a rate case she lost her ability to walk and was deteriorating quickly but my mom still made all of us get it and didn't for my sister her second

[@lightwarrior432]

So sad. #brainwashed Mom These doctors only lie. 👹😈🤡🥼💸💸💸

[@francescathomas3502]

The mother who said that Vaccines are poisoning our children is correct. Some of the preservatives in these vaccines are very dangerous!! The Flu show is the worst because you are encouraged to get that one every year. The CDC are usually guessing which flu strains will show up and half the time they get it wrong!! My family have not had a flu shot for the last 15 years. And guess what. We have never had the flu either!!!!

[@davidthedeaf]

14:50 nope, they didn’t have me swallow, and I have a ridge in my throat where the tube got caught. They refused to give me an ASL interpreter even VRI and I had the IV needle in my hand and could not speak, but the interpreter could have understood me one handed in ASL to tell them I was in pain. A day later, in severe pain, they pulled it out and blood poured out.

[@stephanyjorgensen7786]

The period pee sample was actually really wholesome🙃... the spych patients be wildin out😅😂... the voice charting is everything though🫠🤣🤣🤣 Steveio cracks me up

[@dkwillrn]

Stayin alive!

[@polgarabelgariad7240]

Everyone knows you perform CPR to Nelly the Elephant 😂

[@joliebokeh1958]

Just started as a behavioral health tech this week! My coworkers and ancient nurse trainer were a lil concerned when I began singing to hit the cpr rate lol

[@strange0130]

NOT THE SWITCH UP WHEN MAMA WALKS IN

[@keiyangoshin3650]

I fear for the American citizens. But most of all, I fear for the nurses. Please, please, please, don’t give up on humanity! I beg you!

[@bamfxx_]

The frequent flyer is so accurate my sides hurt

[@ZephyrInTheSky8008]

6:09 Stayin' Alive

[@pirateslife4me]

Oh em gee calling the police from the room 🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewjay660]

When the ER nurse was screaming like bitch when the student pulled the tube out of the lung instead of one from the stomach! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@aspieangel1988]

Apple juice 😂 Hoedown in the hospital 🤣 the schizophrenia one cracked me up 😅 I swear every schizophrenic I was ever friends with was totally random like this and acted like a hyper 3 year old. They are very easy to get along with. I’m autistic and I get hyper too but I love how schizophrenic people are so chill. They are good people. ❤

[@BROUBoomer]

Isn't the correct song “Staying Alive” by the BGs? I, I, I, I'm staying alive, staying alive...💓

[@blackdandelion5549]

It's a song many people are taught to use, but it's about the beats per minute so many songs can actually be used. 100 to 120 BPM and some of the songs include Eye of the Tiger, Stronger by Britney Spears, Wannabe by Spice Girls, Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stephani, Gettin Jiggy wit It by Will Smith, Highway to Hell by AC/DC, I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor, Thriller by Michael Jackson, and Another One Bites the Dust by Queen. There are some very fun choices in the list depending on the individual you are or are performing CPR on. "Another One Bites the Dust, Hey,y,y,y, Oh, Another Bites the Dust. . ."

[@BROUBoomer]

@@blackdandelion5549 🤣

[@Berniej.Janinsky]

"Stayin' Alive" 🎉🎉!! BINGO !!🎉🎉👍👍

[@samanthac.349]

One time I had a fever caused by an ear infection. I happened to take Tylenol right before my doctor appointment. Despite writing down and bringing the history of my symptoms, temperature, and OTC meds treatments, the doctor shrugged and wrote it off as allergies because I actively didn’t have a fever or inflammation in my ear in the office. Never again.

[@littledabwilldoya9717]

I’m a retired/disabled RN. I had worked first as an LPN, and decided to go back to school. First job as an RN? Working on an admission ward in a state psychiatric hospital. I quickly found out how naive I was, and how messed up a person’s mental health can be. It amazed (and frightened!) me to find out how totally messed up a person’s thought processes can be! My husband started meeting me at the door when I got home, alcoholic drink in hand!😂😂😂

[@mskitt49]

These are great! I love the long ones like this!❤❤❤❤❤

[@joliebokeh1958]

Our ER frequent flyer was Rhonda. She had excellent insurance and hypochondria.

[@JB-ho4ob]

Love your videos.

[@cagal1066]

😂 Ben is my spirit animal... Ben or Godzilla.

[@westower3961]

I cannot pick a favorite character! I want a medical dramady show that features all of them!

[@samanthashadowhunter4802]

The best CPR song is Stayin’ Alive, rather than Another One Bites the Dust. Same beat though 😅

[@jessJBIRD1981]

I was in the ER during the pandemic. In NM. It was awful. I was 40 and started having seizures. It was so scary.

[@darlenekorson3716]

I have been a nurse for 25 years. Yes, yes yes. I have experienced every one of these. 😂😂😂

[@Iris-r6o]

How did you deal with the 13-year old kid who foolishly chose to get drunk?

[@ladyweasellou3367]

Omg I gotta remember the "Call me a bitch and I'll act like one"

[@karenk2409]

Ben is me. Austin is the one I love.

[@tsalite]

"All good questions." 😂😂😂

[@SpiritsAndDemons]

Lmao... I liked the high functioning alcoholic skit. I was a high functioning alcoholic for many years. Now I am a sober barely functional alien. 😂 I was drinking whiskey to kill constant pain. Now the doc has me on perks and demerol... I love these videos. I have spent so many years of my life in hospitals. The ER room is hilarious on Friday and Saturday nights after 9pm. 🤡😶

[@juanuballe8372]

Been there done that Almost died. Broken l1 l2 amongst other things. The CPR class skit was great.😂

[@MyTNMtnHome]

I have had a few NG tubes due to pancreatic cancer. I have never been asked to drink while having it put in. I don’t think there’s anything that could make Ng tubes better.

[@Emeraldwitch30]

There isn't. They finally got me on a g tube cuz the nasel tube was causing too many problems. My last cancer the swallowing got screwed up. I can sip a bit of water but more than a couple sips an hour it ends up in my lungs. But oof! The gtube hurt like being kicked by a mule or shot! I'm 4 weeks in and it still hurts lol. But I've gained 5lbs by puree food and adding to the shakes. Hope you're doing great this time. 😊

[@Berniej.Janinsky]

Heard by Skinny Noodle while sitting in an excellent ER, having arrived in an ambulance with a 'dislocated knee joint': "HEY!" shouted angry WASP, storming up in his designer vacation clothes (past Latino in wheelchair, beet-red with a high fever, & three victims of a drive-by shooting being rushed through the double doors) When Am I Going To Be Called? I've Been Here THIRTY - WHOLE - MINUTES!" (Skinny Noodle said she struggled so hard to keep from laughing out loud, Her Knee Popped Back Into Place!)

[@samedmundson6470]

16:00 "Only since Tuesday, let's do this."

[@annabellrich5387]

I love steveo he helps me laugh and glad he does this because I learned a lot from him too muther fluffers

[@sandieserrano2425]

I fell and had the back of my head stapled...owwww😊

[@stephaniepate4107]

My CPR instructor says Baby Shark is the right song.

[@EmnM2010]

Mamas will do that to people, lol

[@Hannah-t5z]

If anyone asks, the appropriate song is stayin alive. Not joking, the disco song from The Bee Gees. According to my nurse grandmother, nobody cares which song you use as long as it’s not Another one bites The dust.

[@Berniej.Janinsky]

PullsOutWrongTube: THE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!! 😂 Every ER Member of Staff - save the REKUGRDDUMs in the high-rise offices - Just Sobbed In Agreement!😂

[@vivianidelacerda9708]

Brilliant

[@phreethinker1]

Thanks for a long video!

[@TheeSmileyOne]

I knew things would change once Mom entered the room 😂

[@Jennythecatgirl]

Good answer for the second one! 👏🏻👏🏻🤣

[@stacia4180]

This makes me not want to go to hospitals for anything lol

[@realpurpleskelly]

My left ear really liked this video:3

[@pamelaguerrero1641]

OMFG!! The kid with a fever skit: I got into massive trouble after chewing out a mom for not giving her child fever reducers for a 104° temp. She wanted to prove her child had a fever when she came to the ER. AND, working peds, a father said the exact same stupid thing about making his son gay by doing a rectal temp. 😳🙄😂😂

[@MACBoricua]

I haven’t seen this till now, súper LOL!!!

[@tinabanghart6494]

Last time I had to do CPR the song in my head was Drowning Pools Bodies

[@Donna-pl9zn]

My daughter is allergic to the triple vaccine but my government won't provide the single jabs. This is putting her and her future pregnancies at risk.

[@Anita-b2y5j]

Oh my, lol, i can identify with all of this.

[@christine9604frisco]

Hymen…..hahahaha😂

[@karolinesmail489]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@BROUBoomer]

I had the measles back in 1967, when the regular measles, and German measles were going around. Is it true whichever one you had you can't get it again, but you can get the other one?

[@pmc2999]

Back in the 60s I had regular measles and the German measles. The chicken pox and mumps were worse. Different jobs have made me get the titer to prove I am immune to the measles.

[@joywebster2678]

Me and my 3 sisters had all the kids diseases just before the vaxes were in. I anaged on a multifamily vacation campNG trip ( apparently) to give all 14 kids on vacation chicken pox! I was only 3yrs old! As a grown up RN yes evry new job checks titers for immunity.

[@yolandamartinez3152]

I missed you. I am glad your back.

[@beansmama8914]

We have frequent flyer respite residents in the nursing home ( elderly come and stay for a couple weeks to a month to give family a break) and I can see this for sure, standing there getting report finding out gramma gremlin was just dropped off this morning for a 3 week stay just as you see her coming down the hall in nothing but a diaper that's doubling as a bra, velcro shoes and a big floppy sun hat and you can only think why do I still do this job, I don't get paid enough for this shit and here we freaking go 🤘

[@Vg41136]

Please bring up the er visits from people who do crazy stuff in the er

[@soyoucametosee7860]

Joshua is a real gamer.

[@JB-ho4ob]

For cpr the instructor from my last class used Another one bites the Dust.

[@ShySkyz1919]

15:10 1: Sir. I applaud you. You're very loyal. 2:..................... HOW LONG WERE YOU GONE THAT FORGOT WHAT THAT WAS?!

[@pmc2999]

Morphine is so yesterday. They want the medicine that begins with D. Also known as Dilaudid.

[@erinwoolfrey7650]

As an Aussie nurse- what is dilaudid?? We surely share the same meds but clearly we call it something different!

[@erinwoolfrey7650]

Oh found it! Hydromorph!! Yep. We don't use it too much, even in ED. We use oxycodone. Very similar can be oral or IV, slow or fast acting versions available as well Stronger then morph but not as strong as Hydromorph. And way less potent than fentanyl! In AU, we use fentanyl VERY sparingly and at much lower doses than the US for fears of creating an addiction cycle. Not to say some don't get addicted! But our rates are far FAR lower than many other countries - at least for that particular drug- simply because you only get it as an In Pt or as a slow release patch for cancer or palliative care needs- also in lower doses ( normally) for confirmed chronic pain or post op pain. We still have plenty of addiction issues around oxy but it's much harder to get illegally here than other places and so , that has ensured we don't have addiction issues that have overrun hospital systems. We still have way, way too many poorly treated addicted pts- because like everywhere, we lack the services to actually treat the issues and so , all too often we treat and discharge pts right back into the same situation they came from knowing it WILL fail and they will rebound back to ED the very next day.

[@darlenekorson3716]

Every patient I have had calls it dilauda. Why???

[@darlenekorson3716]

​​@@erinwoolfrey7650 Hydromorphone is the generic name.

[@Tony29103]

called the urine test one. Apple Juice

[@FlashyKam72]

You are coming to AZ? No way! I used to work in an ER here, so I can relate to these. What movie/show was played at the very end (about being an "elite employee")?

[@bubs83]

How was she sitting so calmly while her nose was violated 😬

[@OceanSwimmer]

She knew what to expect, and kept swallowing iced water. It makes a big difference!

[@latricepringke-vh7cb]

OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CharmagnCody-mw6zr]

Does he know you're using these?

[@bubs83]

Yeeeeeeah I'm not even a nurse and I hear and see the dumbest shit in my E.R 😑

[@albertdehaven5285]

You have got come to Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania either the Kirby center or Mohegan Sun arena

[@hanguyen-fm8xv]

You got burnout but at least, you got paid several times higher than other decent jobs.

[@tatiachiswell]

It’s interesting doctors only started telling mothers that measles is dangerous after MMR v was invented. Before then Drs used to tell parents to make sure we got it, and we all did. I got it in the middle of a third world African nation. Drs sent me home to bed, and my dad stayed nurse watch over me while my mum and sister went on a shopping spree.

[@JaniceinOR]

Before there was a vaccine, the choice was between getting it as a child or hoping you did not get it as an adult, when the symptoms were much more serious. Now the choice includes getting a vaccine with much lower risk than even that of having measles as a kid.

[@tatiachiswell]

@@JaniceinOR ah no. The choice was get it as a child which isn’t serious and strengthen your immune system (that’s why mothers sent you to play with kids with measles) given 4 billion years of evolution had created the ultimate inoculación - get sick become immune and get healthy and stronger at the same time. Or get it as an adult which can cause shingle. The MMR v is linked by the CDCs own scientists to serious health issues which if you mention on these unscientific platforms result in censorship. But I am a scientist and I read the CDC scientific work. Unlike you who gets your info from the media.

[@Tsakeli]

NO ONE told parents to make sure their child got Measles. That's chickenpox. Measles comes with a VERY high fever that can kill.

[@darlenekorson3716]

Measles can be very dangerous. Some effects are pneumonia, encephalitis, brain damage and death.

[@pattyelzy1160]

To many repears😊❤

[@lindadoran6062]

You're so funny.

[@rosebrown6381]

XD As a frequent flyer at hospitals, I ALWAYS silence the pumps until a nurse can come in (when they get time). I just keep pushing the button to silence it until the main nursing staff can get there - the local hospitals have them code locked so only floor nurses for the shift can actually shut them off - even the aids can't silence as well as I can usually. The nurses laugh and know I give them the extra time to deal with the 'problem' patients and whatever craziness is going on. I rarely call for assistance unless I need pain meds (and I usually wait until someone comes in to ask) the pump is beeping and I'm just telling them it finished or there is a problem, or I have to go to the bathroom (I'm a major fall risk/ supposed to be in a wheelchair, so have to have assistance every time. They don't put the bed alarm on because I move around in the bed a lot and it sets it off constantly and the nurses know and trust me, after many, many visits). I MAYBE call twice or three times a day, tops. Usually less - and that's for a full 24 hours. I just wait until people come in or I just amuse myself mostly. I have a travel bag for the hospital - adult coloring books and markers, a laptop, tablet, phone and cords/ chargers, mouse, glasses change of clothes, tea bags, a few specific snacks due to allergies/ being diabetic, and my ID cards in the front easy to acess area. Leave everythine else home, except maybe headphones!

[@OceanSwimmer]

@rosebrown6381, You're a dream patient! I love your idea of having a little bag packed so you can grab n'go. I always bring a warm, mid weight blanket for mom. She's 98 yrs old & cold all the time. At home, she keeps the Central Heat set between 78°-81°F 24/7/365. ......and she wonders why her bread spoils quickly.

[@iashakezula]

😂😂😂 I find these skits funny and interesting even though I don’t work in the ER. . 😅. ER staff has to deal with a lot of crap etc. 😉I work in the OR and in charge, I have to deal with a ton non patient related crap😅

[@SikandarDurrani]

1st year er tech initiations mandatory Monday shift

[@judithl.morton9178]

This is so good. You made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.

[@Unknown0ne]

Ahhh...I kinda sort miss nursing...hmmm..sigh .but then I heard my daughter wants to be a nurse....uummm....ok then...

[@RNMom424]

Yep. They got to me, too! Measles, not the government! 😁 The vaccine hadn't come out yet & I was around 3 y/o when I had them. I'm 68 now & I remember as if it were yesterday! The only other time in my life I was that sick was when I had Covid! I was even one of the lucky ones who got the dud Flu shot in 2017, spending Christmas week in the hospital (yep 7 days, the whole week), & I wasn't sick AT ALL compared to when I had those 2! Mama called them "the 31 day measles" & "the red measles". Not sure what the strain might have been. Certainly wasn't German Measles b/c I had to get that vaccine when I got married! Anyway, I remember Mama kept the drapes shut b/c the light hurt my eyes so much. If I moved my head, I'd vomit. If I lay still, I still vomited! I was so sick, I don't remember the rash! Mama also had them when she was young & had a crossed eye the rest of her life! I wonder if my vision problems are from my measles? Hmmm 🤔 They, & mumps & chicken pox are why I'm a Pro-Vaxxer! My kids had chicken pox before the vaccine came out, but they didn't have to go through what I did w/ measles & mumps! I can't understand why anyone would want their child to suffer as I did! I don't wish them on ANYONE!! And people used to bring their kids to get chicken pox, but I've never heard of that for measles!! And NO! I didn't do that w/ mine! I reckon they caught chicken pox from school!!

[@masterjackson714]

I've been a frequent flyer at a few different hospitals here in San Francisco. I'm always nice to them but also be a practical joker, like pretend to be sleeping as they walk in fake snoring and all among other things. Also reminding them of time a bunch of them doctors thought I was having a stroke because I was so tired and they thought i was awake. One eye was tracking their light but the other one was just staring straight ahead. I finally woke up as they were rolling me out for a CT scan, and saw a lot of doctors crowded into my room and they told me that they had called a code stroke on me. I can never understand how anyone can do that on purpose. LMMFAO

[@angiegoodson3652]

Unfortunately not enough did swallow.