Kung Fu Panda explained by an idiot

[@W.0.W.]

oogway blew the candes slowly to prove the point that is shifu’s impatience is what causes tai lung to break free among other things, the story was about shifu

[@sgx9874]

Well...he could have just said that.

[@pitzo5555]

among....us....sus

[@supergluehotty]

​@@sgx9874But it would not have the proper weight to alter shifu in the slightest.

[@deviouschimp4663]

I never thought of it like that... If Shifu remained calm Tai Lung would have never gotten the feather that let him escape...

[@shaded3211]

@@deviouschimp4663That, and in the past he could have consulted with Oogway about Tai Lung in both his place as the Dragon Warrior and his ambitions. He could have also talked to Tai Lung about him even wanting to be the Dragon Warrior instead of just assuming he was

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Master Oogway wasn't kind of a troll, he is the ultimate troll. He already was gonna select Po the microsecond he saw him, but just decided to let it ride out, pretending to mistake choose him, even sending a message to Po's biological father for him to see his son and reignite the Panda chi, and even in the Spirit realm, he pulls a last one on Po by pretending to disappear again, only to reappear at a branch nearby since he lives there.

[@speaktruth9989]

Oogway is the funniest 😂guy

[@theantagonist801]

Common Master Oogway W

[@marinda653]

Perfect

[@mrreyes5004]

That's how you know he was the one who invented Kung Fu, only someone with so much Black Air Force energy could be such a historic master.

[@spooki3382]

His time has come.

[@thestudentofficial5483]

The most impressive thing in this movie is conditioning us the viewers that Po the Panda having a goose father is completely fucking normal, making the obvious reveal in the sequel surprising. . . . That and the fact somehow a movie about Panda doing Kungfu isn't done by Chinese themselves.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

Or the fact Jackie chan isn't even an important character. He is just Monkey.

[@Tm-dn9ob]

Yeah I’m pretty sure china were miffed that they didn’t think of it

[@Fox_Olive]

dont forget that the movie REALLY respects chinese culture to the point it got super well received over there

[@MaximizedAnimation]

The movie was actually such a huge hit in China that it basically inspired the country to revamp their entire animation industry so they could make their own CG movies about Chinese culture and stories without the US having to do it for them

[@zeropolicy7456]

Yeah, China really, REALLY likes this movie. Like almost to a weird degree. Lol.

[@fatguywhobreathesfire6488]

12:30 the Wu Xi finger hold was supposed to be a myth that teachers used to keep students from acting out of line; it was never a real move until Po basically created it. It's like if a Kung Fu master threatened his students with the "one finger death punch", then one of his students found a way to do it for real☠

[@brandondartt8858]

honestly if that was intended in the movie, that's fucking hilarious

[@phantomsights4533]

I also would like to think even if Shifu did know it, he didn’t want to use it on Tai Lung since he couldn’t bring himself to essentially kill him (or send him to the spirit realm).

[@MP-vc4nu]

⁠@@phantomsights4533 It is, ShiFu could handle Tai Lung even without the finger hold. There were clips of ShiFu seeing young Tai Lung and his guilt on rising Tai Lung wrongly.

[@atomicanachronism8849]

Po is of course, a master of the dao of bullshit

[@aiden_table]

You're the first person I've seen to use a Unicode skull and crossbones for commenting over an emoji one. Neat!

[@MithraldirOfRivia]

Finally, the recap we wrere all waiting for.

[@randomwarehouse4702]

Me, about to send my 621 terabyte zip bomb of Tigress/Elon Musk fanfiction to High Boi's inbox: *"My time has come"*

[@MithraldirOfRivia]

@@randomwarehouse4702 May god have mercy on his soul then

[@NeilDsouza-y1z]

Nahhhh the recap im waiting for is angry birds

[@Oscar_playzz]

@@NeilDsouza-y1zhell yea

[@samueldevilliers5348]

Been waiting four years 🎉

[@praneetguharoy3359]

1:05 "One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it". Lovely writing for a kids movie

[@jaxonsmith5575]

Thats painfully true. I didn't realize how much I was needed until I attempted to take my own life. It's okay guys someone always needs you. Be the person they can be pround of. Be the person you can be proud of.❤❤❤

[@Leoncroi]

It's also the story with Oedipus Rex; being told the prophecy of marrying his mother and killing his father, so he leaves his family in fear. But he didn't realize that he was adopted, so along the way he kills a King and marries his widowed queen, ending up to be his actual birth parents.

[@khaledahmed9136]

same lesson for the second movie too

[@Tropingenie]

​@@Leoncroi Reminds me of MacBeth

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

This sums up a comical amount of Greek myths

[@figs-oliomedley]

I love Tai Lung's "wtf" being mirrored when he's looking at the scroll

[@MrJakeros]

Best part of the vid easy.

[@davidhong1934]

Wait When the characters speak, do they see words floating next to their heads?

[@starwarsgeek1565S1]

was gonna say the same lmao

[@TheWinjin]

@@davidhong1934 I saw a couple skits done like this where one of the characters get subtitles. There's a Russian one about German prisoner during WW2 who's like "I don't understand what you're asking" and the guys go "Can he get one of these too?" and he obviously reads subtitles from the bottom of the screen and goes to tell them about the forces in the region. And there's a British skit where the Taliban forces are furious over subtitles, because the spokesperson guy studied in London and he's got very good accent and pronunciation.

[@onii-chan6993]

7:12 I have been waiting for this meme to be played 😂😂

[@IzzytheDrago]

Yes, I’ve been waiting for a long time to hear this meme. I feel so good when I saw that

[@MATA-mz1db]

You can't even imagine how happy I am 😂

[@krabeish446]

"Nutting is impossible" caught me offgaurd.

[@user-to9ge8ii9n]

0:55 - was an excellent joke, welcome to November. ❤

[@VVane01]

2:23 there's a cool detail behind this chair firework idea, it actually happened in ancient china. some guy called "wan hu" tried this about a thousand years ago with 47 fireworks, of course he didnt survive and most believe the chair just exploded and he died instantly, but its a cool little fun fact nonetheless

[@sargentgullible2794]

It would make sense that Po could survive this ordeal, the guy's fat mass would resist explosives as well as it could resist Tai Lung's nerve attacks

[@davidhong1934]

What if he used 48 rockets? 48 is a multiple of 8

[@elenivaporis2506]

You totally missed the opportunity to put in a messed up goofy version of Kung Fu Fighting for the credits

[@jamesshadeslayer3395]

did u hear that from that 1 papa meat video?

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

Been so long since I watched this movie. I am glad to now get a fully comprehensive breakdown of the plot.

[@nickblaze9361]

We don't need a plot. WE NEED A PLAN.

[@SpartanX027]

​@nickblaze9361 have a little faith Arthur, just one big job and we will be out of here

[@yeetmcskeet6872]

2:08 the whole "thousand" bit of the tounges of fire is basically a Chinese saying to indicate a lot of something. Kinda like how we say a "fuckload" or a "shit-ton" in English even though they aren't real measurements.

[@KeeWeeFruut]

Shitload,Fuck-ton,ShitFuck,Load-Ton,LoadFuck,Ton-Shit,LoadShit,Ton-Fuck,FuckShit,Ton-Load

[@xyreniaofcthrayn1195]

Uh they are real measurements but only in some magical place where metric is mythical called the united states of america.

[@spicysalad3013]

​@@xyreniaofcthrayn1195the point is they aren't real numbers, they're just "a lot"

[@xyreniaofcthrayn1195]

@@spicysalad3013 I know, now read my first comment with the most sarcastic and derisive fake as all hell texan accent you can think of.

[@Ora-Catsoup]

​@@xyreniaofcthrayn1195 "WTF IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲"

[@doublecrossed9925]

The opening scenes of KFP really described most of my childhood lol. We all used to imagine we were celebrities or racers in life

[@Ora-Catsoup]

Tbh, I still do it this day Like dreaming about meeting my fav KZbinrs and stuff😭🙏

[@artizzy2k2k]

KIARA FRIED PHOENIX MENTIONED

[@adriennedestroyer4197]

used to?? I hold concerts for my adoring fans every week in the shower

[@Ima_bacon]

12:45 That is the most accurate rating I have ever heard.

[@king_slayer479]

My sinuses are kicking my ass and making me feel miserable thanks for making me laugh high boi

[@drastic6411]

feel better soon mate!

[@king_slayer479]

@drastic6411 will do thanks bro👍🏻

[@Jetstreasamuel]

May god heal you soon my friend

[@swaggio1]

aww dang, you too? me too

[@Jetstreasamuel]

@swaggio1 may God heal you too friend

[@fracturedfuture370]

To answer the question of why Shifu couldn't skadoosh Tai Lung himself; 1. Bro was getting folded the entire fight, the odds of blocking one of Tai Lung's punches that perfectly with that little presence in the fight are small 2. His emotions were still getting in the way of his fighting, despite his awesome "This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your master" line. Not that he would've won with a clear head, he still would have likely lost, but it still hurt him

[@blakemcmillan5680]

Also the Wu Xi finger hold didn’t actually exist, it was just a joke that masters played on students until the student would finally catch on that you can’t actually send someone to the spirit realm but hold long their pinky (until Po did it). Po created the Wu Xi finger hold basically but a real version of it

[@Ora-Catsoup]

​@@blakemcmillan5680 so your telling me that po's power of being a dragon warrior were already awakened from the beginning? Holy crap

[@HlrMuja]

​@@blakemcmillan5680 bruh..t is real. That's a nice theory but no.... What did Oogway do to Kai? Maybe Oogway invented it...but that move exists because it was performed actually.

[@sse3381]

*sushi

[@Ora-Catsoup]

@sse3381 *fushi

[@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH]

0:53 OF COURSE IT IS IT'S NOVEMBER

[@davemccage7918]

Been there, took to much MDMA at the festival and couldn’t finish in my girlfriend.

[@IzzytheDrago]

@@davemccage7918damn Wait a minute is that supposed to be some type of drug that enhances your mood or something?

[@TerryBowles-qm3qc]

@@davemccage7918 It's ok man, me and the boys finished on as well as inside.

[@CrimsonXYR]

@@davemccage7918blanks is sad

[@ryanblumenow]

Duck you in the nicest possible way. Oogways cherry blossoms was one of the most poetic and beautiful scenes in movie history.

[@isuranaiito7042]

august the duck popped into my head just now wow

[@spaghettirav]

The dude created kung fu of COURSE he’d die by floating off in petal form

[@dima.d.]

Not so poetic, until High Boi voiced it.

[@speaktruth9989]

Yea poetic

[@pumpkingamebox]

0:33 It’s actually a common practice amongst Zen masters to annoy their pupils to see how they handle it. Like blocking their way in a seemingly accidental manner. I imagine such little tests go on to inspire the Zen master to promote the pupil to his own master. Zen is this way, after all. “This is the real secret of life -- to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.” - Alan Watts

[@Jimmy85284]

10:57 "but when oogway said otherwise what did you do? NOTHING!!!" 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@dima.d.]

"What did you do? Nutting!"

[@mamanimepranknewbie]

If you think of yourself in Tai Lung's perspective, then it feels like he's not the villain. Like every villain if they have a very good backstory (except ones that are horrible.)

[@Stakeoutmakeout]

3:00 Answer: Sleeper Build

[@The_JBC]

Lmao

[@Shahzad-ss1jq]

​@Thelemongodschosenvessel There is a book called relax and win by bud winter maybe you should try reading it

[@stealthyarcher1382]

7:03 had me in the first half

[@tim-draws3212]

SUPERDUPERWAFFLEZ MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@TrunksXDYT]

​@@tim-draws3212FUCKED RAHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@SpitefulJD]

"why isn't the paralyzing attack move tai lung's first move?" tbf, if you broke out of a prison that was made to specifically hold you and were on your way to take back what you believe is yours, you'd also probably want to flex on some people

[@blakemcmillan5680]

He also says to them that their “battle will be legendary” (which is where the meme is from) for the exact reason you described. Not sure how High Boi missed that

[@LargoChip39]

8:28 if you watch closely Shifu grabs one of the dumplings before the count making that actually 12 dumplings that Po shot up. Movie science everyone 👏🏾

[@Ora-Catsoup]

It was 11 in the bowl but then magically turn 13.

[@vadrif-draco]

5:43 lmfao the LPL mention that's amazing hahaha

[@simoneferrazza6282]

That man destroyed the confidence that i had in every type of lock, and got me in lockpicking, he is good

[@vadrif-draco]

@@simoneferrazza6282 rightfully so, indeed he is good

[@dima.d.]

Plot twist: High Boi is the LPL.😊

[@WaffleBunsGaming]

6:07 Ty Lung probably the most badass Kung Fu Panda villain ever

[@davidhong1934]

*Thigh Lung

[@avionprime8757]

12:18 Po's face has be rolling

[@leoninda2041]

🐝 🔄

[@WatchtowerSeven]

Can't believe I've seen this movie so many times and not once had I seen him do that face 😂

[@leeroyj7300]

So, the idea behind how he trained po so fast is this, Po being a kung fu fanatic, has already been mimicking the moves of the 5 for years, so shifu realizes training the same way he did with the 5 was pointless, he already knew all their moves, instead shifu had to teach po how to apply those moves, which he realized he could do when po has a reason to want to apply them, IE Food, which resulted in creating a unique style that blends the elements of the 5 together, known in china as dragon style, which is why he's able to train po so much faster, he already has the muscle memory built up

[@orchid7380]

Underrated movies I'd like high boi to explain next: Tintin:secret of the unicorn, Legend of the guardians, Rise of the guardians, Sleepy Hollow, Mouse hunt, King Kong (2005), Lucky Luke:go west

[@Jay-d1e3h]

10:17 you timed that perfectly it’s like he said it

[@CarmenV_a]

“Also, animation kids movie, so who cares” Everyone who cried over Mufasa:

[@thesteev4532]

Great, just in the middle of being bored out of my mind, the magnificent High Boi descends from the high clouds of weed to deliver another video about a childhood classic! Also gotta love how Master Oogway had his lines altered the least, just goes to show how iconic and memeable he truly is!

[@Twistybanana]

1:39 wrong. Hes getting change from the till, which is to his right (viewer left), and brining it back

[@HighBoi]

Smort

[@putnamehere1452]

"Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it." -some guy in a metal costume.

[@ZachieChan7]

hehehe

[@GamerBravo7]

No no, I think it was some millionaire

[@Metamine0]

@@GamerBravo7pretty sure it was a billionaire

[@WaffleBunsGaming]

11:36 I like how the text is backwards in the reflection LoL

[@lord_egg]

Theory that nobody cares about but I think it’s pretty cool: What does Po do after Shifu startles him and he breaks the vase that supposedly contains a thousand warrior souls or some shit? He gasps and breaths in. What if he breathes the warrior’s souls in and that is why he’s able to master Kung Fu so quickly? (Or it could just be a funny children’s movie but the point still stands.) But then again he eats a bunch of Peaches of Wisdom and he’s still super dumb.

[@PMIII]

I like your theory 👍

[@michalgorczyca3809]

28 seconds is probably the fastest I've ever seen a video

[@schurik4n]

8:15 you missed the dumpling that poop already had in his hand/chopsticks, the second missing one was between his left and right ass cheek

[@wolfyblackknight8321]

ah yes the legendary dragon warrior "POOP" XD mate I know its a typo but i couldn't resist the joke

[@schurik4n]

@wolfyblackknight8321 honestly it was intended since i didn't how to spell poo and made a cheap joke

[@schurik4n]

@wolfyblackknight8321 I wonder what his ultimate attack is xD

[@Ora-Catsoup]

@@schurik4n I got confused asf on your comment💀

[@schurik4n]

@@Ora-Catsoup happy to hear that

[@EdgeGxd667]

11:35 I see what you did there Also "who can it be?" "pfft dunno". "gimme that shit...the fuck?!". "Nothing!" "What?!" "yeah I fucking made that shit up it's called Marketing". Adding real to a mystical kung fu kids movie is fucking genius. Had me dying💀

[@BatzorigVaanchigEnjoyer]

One of the best movies explained by one of the best youtubers. Muchas gracias.

[@hylandsmith6288]

4:02 the rhyme goes crazy

[@kumarsnehal1008]

4:18 "take a life"? "One day at a time" Didnt know oogway wanted bloodshed

[@KingFire997]

Honey cancel the wedding. High Boi posted

[@fatguywhobreathesfire6488]

0:39 I'm really glad you said that he was being a troll here, cause it's basically canon that he's simultaneously F%^$ing with Sifu while baiting him into blowing out the candles for OOgway. We must remember that Oogway is a turtle, so he's not just a troll, he's a *lazy* troll 🐢

[@mamanimepranknewbie]

It makes sense same as him testing Shifu's impatience

[@banookbread]

1:13 shifu: who is worthy for the dragon scroll Master oogway: shit idk

[@zlightning037]

7:03 This clip fit in sooo well😂

[@AHSEN.]

12:42 the first Avengers movie was referencing this?! I can't believe I haven't watched this movie yet

[@abdulrehmanmian4619]

Istg the energies of kung fu panda and high boi match this channel so perfectly

[@obiejerusalem8587]

Thank you, High Boi. I love your reviews.

[@katsasgeorge]

Mr Ping is one of the best dads ever put on film and he's not even human. Also I like how HB loved the movie cause there were times he was quoting the characters to the letter since the film was actually well written and there was nothing to add.

[@shork2526]

5:44 this meme is just a perfect example on how your parents would react to seeing your search history 😂😂😂

[@insipidpanda6097]

0:54 then how the heck did I fail NNN staring at my homies entire bakery and screaming no homo???

[@kosta5706]

Probably the best Hollywood movie about China/Chinese culture, the opening scene based on shadow puppetry is amazing. I loved the picturesque ancient Chinese scenery throughout the movie with the traditional Chinese soundtrack, it sets the atmosphere perfectly. Absolutely 10/10 movie

[@coreyzek]

Im always stoked when a new upload arrives, but right after i get bummed out because now i gotta wait like a week for another one 😅❤ ty for the upload!

[@felixwesty8327]

high boi dropping on my birthday is the best gift of all Edit: thanks a lot for all the messages means a lot

[@adrianwheeler1936]

Happy birthday!! 🎂

[@snrckiecttr]

eyy happy Birthday man🔥🤝... more life to ya fam.

[@sharksdudes8445]

Dropping what 🤔

[@Brick_Wall_quote_Entertainment]

happy bday broski

[@drastic6411]

happy birthday fam

[@Mintm0]

Thanks man for the great explanation of the movie. This is the kind of a movie that I think is worth rewatching once a while. Great video. Had many laughs along.

[@igormeshev6538]

Fat Panda self invites himself to party and becomes Fat Kung Fu Panda

[@youaregarbage7076]

Flying Panda gets choosen to pursue a Kung Fu career

[@Ruben-no1tb]

Bro you're like the friend I always wanted. The way you piss off my other friends. Getting them to explain valid shit for a satire video.

[@fr0sty999]

11:26 harnessing the unrivaled power of bullshit 💀

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

i could watch/listen to this guy explain/summarize movies for hours.

[@nezx1698]

"This Video Will Be Legendary"

[@Unownlover-c1d]

7:26 how did po get out of the jade palace quietly and unnoticed. 🤔

[@scarofherobrine]

7:03 fricking killed me

[@arushcharde2964]

5:05 I'm dying

[@anonymousperson4466]

you and me are in sync brother.... just 4 hour ago

[@Strawberry_champagne203]

Rip

[@Strawberry_champagne203]

Rot in peace 🫛

[@itsdantaylor]

4:43 My favorite bit of 'show don't tell' foreshadowing they did in this movie. They try to give Po acupuncture but comment that it isn't working because of his 'size'. Later Tai lung is using his acupuncture techniques (which he used on the 5 before) and finds he can't because of Po being too fat. Great set up earlier in the movie and great payoff.

[@planetofthegapes]

KFP is a near-perfect movie. Strong plot, dialogue, animation and absolutely solid character arcs for all the leads (including the villaine). Plus a decent morale of the story.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

7:02 "My time has come. Whoever holds this long stick is gay-"

[@nojusbaltaragis9530]

"WTF wh- what?"

[@khaledahmed9136]

"You were always my ni--"

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

"You were always my n---a"

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

"You are always my-" nvm

[@carlopanis9020]

“I was always- Wh- WHA-!?!”

[@alens9681]

6:50 Thank god Uwugway doesn't know what a desert is.

[@Kevinn995]

I love how shifu said "Po your alive or we're both dead" there was still doupt in him😂

[@mex_I.M]

3:38 yea my man is old.

[@ekinkus795]

Yea first time hearing captain claw mentioned ever since i played the damn game. Amazing

[@Tempestmemes]

This made my day

[@MrPeepa]

Holy heck i thought noone but me played captain claw! That game is so underrated and forgotten!

[@blackbetty9076]

0:09 got me rolling

[@wimpo-s4x]

No it's 0:08

[@Akkodha.]

12:02 "first name Tai, last name Lung" ??

[@Mommy_shayla]

The video we didn't know we needed 👊🏽

[@ChasetheYTcheetah]

I love how absolutely brutal this guy is with these hour long movies being explained in mere seconds.

[@AntizombiRUS]

11:35 got caught off guard by reflection of text, laughed so hard

[@kshitijvarshney]

LPL x HighBoi! Another combination I never would've thought of!

[@Purpleflurry03]

8:20 if u pause it at the right time u can see him smiling at the audience

[@Purpleflurry03]

Shifu that is

[@mamanimepranknewbie]

he's like 😀

[@WaffleBunsGaming]

1:55 Bro built like CaseOh. Lightning McDairyQueen

[@franciscopenajr3909]

3:48 Oh god, the image in the background 😅

[@coachcherokee1488]

7:04- 7:13 mad respect for taking that clip

[@diamondsenu1550]

I've never clicked on a new video this fast ever

[@BigJ2424]

bro whenever these get reccomended I wonder if I really want to watch it, but as soon as I hear your first joke, I know why I always do it. High Boi's a frigging Legend !

[@smiley.dmcallistor1987]

It's always so refreshing to hear from high boi again

[@AmirDarkOne]

finally the recap we were all waiting for, your explanation going to be legendary 😂

[@noamhagever8628]

10:04 thats probably why theres a paol o wattah

[@Oioioioioioi-]

Tai lung escape scene disrespect will not be tolerated.

[@redbladeftwmode5680]

2:06. There are exactly 43. But 35 is a good guess

[@X2O_Chill_JOKER]

Turtle dude: There’s no such thing as bad news Also Turtle dude: That is bad news

[@quido5801]

2:07 There's 43 by my count, so 35 is pretty close

[@krystofklein1043]

Also got 43

[@e.t.schelin6470]

Same. Dang, I was not expecting anyone else to count

[@waterfox2492]

Same. Glad to see I'm not the only one to count these unrelevant details.

[@GrandFunkyGamer]

5:42 the lock picking lawyer bit killed me 😅😅😂😂

[@bruhimanZero_0]

Hey, that's me!

[@gabrielesalvatori6804]

the canonic reason shifu doesn't defeat or use his special move on thai lung is that he can't phisically do that, he trained him since he was a puppy and couldn't bring himself to what must be done

[@donperegrine922]

Another commenter here said it was because it was a completely fake move, just made up to keep students in line.

[@frankwest018]

5:50 High Boi my boy It's Tai fucking Lung! He's an unstoppable Force! He has no muscle atrophy whatsoever!

[@MaximizedAnimation]

I never expected you to point out so many animation and continuity errors in the movie

[@Slikepottan4048]

best video of 2045 here

[@unsolveddynamo4617]

are u dreaming mate its 1961 what are u talking about

[@benhabot9526]

@@unsolveddynamo4617 both of you need to stfu, it's 1776 and I'm on my way to witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

[@PetrusProGamer]

The goose opened the door by pulling it or just the oposite of what Po did 😂

[@legendman5934]

12:23 @everyone

[@Pkjackal13]

LETSSS GOOO Highboiis recap will be legendary

[@thewolfpack3417]

3:08 pause here

[@frogge47]

Me after lobotomy

[@chunkykong01]

Honestly I'm suprised that you haven't done this one yet, It fits your vibe so well