Steven Crowder Divorce Tapes | Chapo Trap House

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[@DanM8195]

“My children are blameless.” Yeah we all thought your toddlers ruined your marriage.

[@TititoDeBologay]

It sounds like something a family annihilator would say.

[@lettersnstuff]

I dunno, man, some kids are assholes

[@steelersguy74]

Wouldn’t they be infants? They’re not even two.

[@warmlycalculated390]

@@lettersnstuff Sure, but if it actually was their fault he wouldn't have said that. Obvious attempt to garner sympathy is obvious.

[@nickelback3360]

He 100% thought they took attention away from him

[@siriusblack1612]

i remember getting suspended on twitter for responding to a tweet of Crowder that said "do you guys know what could make my pregnant wife happy" with "Yeah, kill yourself". i can now say, i was right

[@llJiggyFlyll]

Somewhere out there right now Matt Walsh is furiously searching the internet trying to find a fullproof way of deleting all footage from a Ring Doorbell System.

[@wh8787]

When he said about his kids being blameless i thought "thats a weird thing to say" and also "no shit, Sherlock" but i also assumed his kids were like, 7-12 or something. Turns out they're literally babies so HOW THE FUCK WOULD THEY POSSIBLY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING, STEVEN?!! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BOWEL CONTROL YET!!

[@emmy8526]

They were going to take over his baby role in the marriage

[@wh8787]

@@emmy8526 painfully accurate

[@emmy8526]

@@wh8787 The number of AITAHs that are like, "I cheated because she paid too much attention to the baby, now I’m paying alimony, I miss her and my kid hates me"

[@GrimReader]

They were shitting all over the ranch but despite that he’s not blaming them

[@nailati]

all i see is excuses? please stop enabling infants. it's time to HOLD 👏 THEM 👏 ACCOUNTABLE 👏

[@cleanremarks]

That's what I'm saying: his little church boy article shitting on the groom who got drunk on his wedding night...that guy's probably still married. There's poetry in these goddamn stars.

[@DefendYoungstown]

Meanwhile, it sounded to me like he misinterpreted that other bride. She was bragging that she gave her new husband a strenuous honeymoon workout, and he was in no condition to get out of bed after a combination celebratory liquor AND her putting that good pussy on him and left him laying in the wet spot while she went to go get a bloody mary. And the dumbass took that as "oh, that guy didn't have a clear head to enjoy is fresh marriage". Newsflash: they likely had a few MORE rounds when he woke up and she had food for more stamina.

[@neverforever4787]

@@DefendYoungstown that's exactly the impression I got as well. they went at it all night while Crowder was probably a three pump chump

[@shanemac1646]

He’s such an overcompensating weirdo. From wearing gun holsters during his show (in case he gets attacked while podcasting by some soy rap thug terrorists) to wearing tight shirts to bashing gays, he screams “I’m not dying to hide something!“

[@phanatic215]

"He married her for her wardrobe" is damned hilarious. Crowder loves crossdressing.

[@tomsmith6513]

He's going to follow the path of Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, get a sex change and win the Woman of the Year award.

[@thehumantoeRD]

To be fair, Crowder lived that divorced dad energy lifestyle for a while now. Now hes got the official badge.

[@pierregibson6699]

Makes perfect sense

[@Dirt-McGerk]

> insisting on wearing leather gun holsters everywhere > Hanging out in his podcast cave with other geezers that laugh on his command > No girls allowed I guess you're onto something here indeed

[@wormwoodcocktail]

If a divorced Dad gets remarried, does he have to turn in his badge?

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@Dirt-McGerk Crowder gives off Chris Tyson vibes. Abusive husband.

[@thehumantoeRD]

@@wormwoodcocktail only if you continue to act like a divorced dad.

[@Cumbercuke]

I'm trans girl and I don't like wearing dresses as much as Crowder does.

[@user-rp1rk8ku9u]

I'm a definitely cis boy and i like to even more than him (don't get the chance a lot)

[@latinexus]

i'm gay

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Uh huh. Stay out of women’s bathrooms, bro.

[@bigmouthprick5852]

@@wormwoodcocktail You're such a good person, harassing people who are taking steps to fix themselves and calling it 'activism.' How about you donate to an abortion fund if you want to help women?

[@Cumbercuke]

@@wormwoodcocktail I don't have to, I use the one at your mom's house

[@adams3627]

LISTEN UP LIBERAL MY WIFE LEFT ME

[@nailati]

sounds like it's the children's fault to me

[@TerrenceNowicki]

MY WIFE WANTS A DIVORCE CHANGE HER MIND

[@macrussell78]

​@@nailati these lil rat bastards ruined my life. -Steven Crowder

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

He needs to be edited into the Kanye/ Elon meme 😂😂😂.

[@miskatonic_alumni]

@@EliDEVITTSpeaks He has been. And it is glorious.

[@Caliban_80]

"Wifely Duties" was going to be the name of my 1990s murder thriller.

[@quadabyte8933]

Thank god he waited to have sex untill he got married. Really helped his marriage. Maybe he can hang out wit Rod in Hungary.

[@RavenDumpster]

I just love how Stephens response to abuse allegations was to say he's going to publicly release his wife's private psychiatric medical history. Yeah that'll show em!!

[@0ptimuscrime]

Yeah just vile

[@ronmustachio5329]

Yeah just evil

[@hellfirdragon17]

I bet if he did, it would just paint her in a sympathetic light and he was too stupid to predict that.

[@nickelback3360]

The most charitable read of that is he’s too stupid to think we’ll realize she was the cause of her turmoil, but really he’s just trying to sink her reputation

[@Disco.Wizard]

He did the what now

[@_Combat_Wombat]

Crowder should be rightfully mocked as a needy manchild but he probably didn't seem like a small, contemptible joke to her. this is a grown ass adult she had to take seriously and try to live with. god that fucking sucks.

[@torsion7214]

she chose poorly

[@TheRealDeal130]

​@@torsion7214 Probably gaslighted her whole life by her father/mother or religion.

[@warmlycalculated390]

@@TheRealDeal130 If she soaks him of most of his astroturfed wealth, consider it a typical American career: high stress, high reward.

[@_Combat_Wombat]

@@torsion7214 no doubt but she probably didn't foresee getting told to put on gloves to force-feed his dog meds while 8mths pregnant

[@reeseymcelvane7037]

Conservatives r having the worst run I've ever witnessed

[@UntoTheBreach24]

It really is like watching your enemy, as he tries to kill you, repeatedly hit himself in the balls with his own nunchuks, which he's using instead of like, a gun

[@gypsylips1950]

They're on a historic 3 year L streak starting with the 2020 election 😂

[@pierregibson6699]

More people are actually seeing what others already know….

[@warmlycalculated390]

@@gypsylips1950 With no end in sight. You do wonder once Trump gets rinsed in 2024 if the Never Trumpers will finally have access to the throne. Not that even they would want to be stuck piloting that sinking ship.

[@isaiahkayode6526]

@@pierregibson6699 you can thank Elon Musk for buying Twitter just seeing their post and tweets expose these clowns for who they really are.

[@TDOLLA]

I didn’t realize you can just yell at your wife and make her do shit while she is extremely pregnant. I was doing everything for mine and tending to her needs like an absolute sucker.

[@redlightmax]

I guess "tending to your pregnant wife's needs" is now woke.🤷‍♂️

[@shanemac1646]

Man, you got played! You should have been smoking a cigar and blowing the smoke at her while grilling!

[@Defenestrationed]

"Try this one weird trick! Wives hate him!"

[@ramrod420]

😂

[@Dirt-McGerk]

''It gives the dog its medicine, or else it gets the hose again''

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

Crowder's wife might have left him but Tucker is still in the lead by having his own mom leave him.

[@ClibanariusJJ]

Boom. Headshot

[@Vhlathanosh]

DUDE!! 🤣🤣

[@BenjaminGlatt]

I'm so mad I didn't come up with this.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Tucker was a worse child than Crowder was a husband/father.

[@suikim9194]

💀💀💀

[@conker690]

Chuds saying “toxic masculinity isn’t real” not engaging in toxic behaviour challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@thesultrystrangerdanger6824]

God help imwacking itrightnow🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@thesultrystrangerdanger6824]

Oh my God you just said so many words that I'm not going to read

[@conker690]

@@thesultrystrangerdanger6824 chud attempting to read a sentence challenge

[@nickelback3360]

Pretty much. It was a huge wakeup call to learn that, regardless of how you feel about feminism or feminists, these guys were just pieces of shit in every way on every level. Every stereotype of cretinous men who are highly emotional and controlling but in deep denial about how they treat people (because they’re shitty to their fellow men as well) they fit.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

"My Texas style lawyer has told me to assure the public that my children did *NOT* force my bitch wife to demand a divorce."

[@shuadubya5709]

He specified no "physical" abuse took place. I found that phrasing strange.

[@HuffdrewPaint]

The more we learn about him, the more I think he just wouldn't chance an ass-beating by getting physical. Not even from his pregnant wife.

[@shuadubya5709]

@@HuffdrewPaint look up a video of an old union guy punching him in the face. That's probably why lol.

[@elizabethbennet4791]

yeah, he doesnt actually bother to hide the fact that he is incredibly abusive

[@beebgegegeg-xr3cm]

As soon as I heard he got elective surgery my brain went “breast implants!” 😂

[@torsion7214]

he was laying the foundation for an ample bosom

[@isaiahkayode6526]

So what I’m reading about this he made this whole story all about himself while his wife was Giving birth at the same time what a piece of shit.

[@chateaulobby]

"you can't divorce me i need your clothes for a video making fun of trans people!"

[@BNardolilli]

I'm hearing this in Nick Mullen's Homer Simpson voice

[@CharlieApples]

“I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY DRESS SIZE, HILLARY!!”

[@emmy8526]

This reminds me of the dysfunctional displays of boss man masculinity in Elon Musk’s first marriage (from the NYP): Elon Musk told his first wife as they danced at their wedding that he was “the alpha in this relationship.” Justine Musk wrote that “the vast economic imbalance between us, meant that in the months following our wedding, a certain dynamic began to take hold.” “Elon’s judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking,” Justine Musk wrote. “‘I am your wife’, I told him repeatedly, ‘not your employee’.” According to Justine Musk, Elon replied: “If you were my employee, I would fire you.”

[@GrimReader]

Him dating that is proof positive that old Justine kept biting his ear and topping him

[@emmy8526]

Behaving like this in a marriage then crying to Rolling Stone Magazine a few years later: || “Is there anybody you think I should date? It’s so hard for me to even meet people.” He swallows and clarifies, stammering softly, “I’m looking for a long-term relationship. I’m not looking for a one-night stand. I’m looking for a serious companion or soulmate, that kind of thing.” Musk shakes his head and grimaces: “If I’m not in love, if I’m not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy.” “I will never be happy without having someone. Going to sleep alone kills me.” || Doesn’t kill him enough to be kind or decent to his spouse. As Crowder’s wife wrote to him: ‘Stop feeling pain and sadness only for yourself.’

[@ChewyThomson]

​@@emmy8526Good, I hope every waking moment is misery for Musk.

[@Matt-ru5rw]

If you have to tell your wife your the Alpha, you are definitely a beta bitch.😂

[@KickinRadTopHat]

The boys are 1000% right about Crowder having no redeeming qualities. I’ve always seen him as one of the bottom of the totem pole conservative talking heads, along with guys like Dave Rubin. No sauce, no respect from their peers, obviously overcompensating. Dude brings absolutely nothing to the table.

[@PittsburghSonido]

Imagine being his friend or god forbid his brother. Imagine him being your son. He's intolerably unlovable. I don't even know if those two words make sense being used in the same sentence. But gosh dang, Crowder literally is one of the worst human beings in media today.

[@latinexus]

Imagine giving him children, and saying in futility that you "still love him"

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

I think Walsh is worse than Crowder but both are literal turds

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

@@latinexus Women, am I right fellas?

[@shanemac1646]

@@Gum_Cuzzler I think Walsh is a true believer, as in Crowder is a failed actor/comedian, so his desperation to be famous and "manly" is somehow worse.

[@4DRC_]

She needs a restraining order. He got that Chris Benoit in him.

[@smallguy2]

He's gonna remake that George Floyd execution vid with his wife.

[@thekidwhodraws]

Nah Benoit was a good man who was turned into a monster by the evil Vince McMahon. Crowder was born a monster

[@AwesometownUSA]

@@thekidwhodraws yeah benoit was a pretty normal nice guy, who got TWISTED by the actions of bowflex scientist neil degrasse tyson

[@kingofsting19]

@@AwesometownUSA It's so sad that his best friend Randy Savage found him dead, BROTHER

[@0ptimuscrime]

Love to run my single car in the garage now that my bitch wife is gone

[@dua-jx2qw]

There’s a clip of Crowder talking about his hardships in life and he mentions that “bisexual dr Jekyll/ Mr Hyde reared it’s ugly head” at some point

[@trystero1729]

the idea that there’s a bisexual mr. hyde to crowder’s hetero dr. jekyll reminds me of one of chris chan’s original characters who is just a version of chris who turned evil because he gave into his gay urges

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Hmmm…. He likes crossdressing. He described himself as having a “bisexual phase”. He hates women. Sounds like an classic autogynephile demonstrating pseudo-bisexuality to complete his LARP. Literally a textbook case.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@trystero1729 Chris wasn’t gay. He was always into women. He only recently started saying that some of his OC imaginary characters are his “husbands”. Chris would do stuff like write the hero’s name backwards and give that to his villain’s. I think his real foil or alter ego was the Christine character - his sister in the comics, the one that gets trapped in the mirror.

[@trystero1729]

@@wormwoodcocktail yeah i’m talking about the villain that just had his name backwards. that same villain was also implied to be evil specifically because he was gay

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@trystero1729 I think it was that Naitsirhc was the opposite of Chris. As in, Chris is an Ed Gein type who likes women, so his opposite is into dudes.

[@jessicak2811]

Benny Shabibo is breathing a sigh of relief that Crowder didn't take the $50 mil/4 yr. contract!!!

[@ramrod420]

😮‍💨

[@GuyWithTriangle]

I know "the cruelty is the point" is becoming an overused phrase when talking about conservatives but scheduling an elective surgery at the same time your wife I supposed to give birth is unbelievable. How did he get away with that

[@KSmithwick1989]

Looking more into it, he didn't schedule his surgery at the same time. He got the surgery for a sunken chest in July. But his kids weren't born until August. What happened was that he had complications from the surgery. Which caused fluid to build up in his chest cavity. That required follow-up surgery in August. Preventing him from being in the delivery room. The guy was definitely bad with his wife. Although people are taking that "elective surgery" angle the wrong way. I got a friend who needs it also.

[@markb6295]

He do ANYTHING to avoid looking at a vagina

[@phanatic215]

​@@KSmithwick1989 I hope your friend gets well soon.

[@KSmithwick1989]

@phanatic215 Yeah, he's about done with his residency. So he should have decent money coming in soon.

[@josejaimes-ramos1546]

Man I have family with that condition and I'm glad it's not severe enough to hamper his life. Hope your friend has a good operation.

[@mindhead2005]

“I want to state clearly my children are blameless” Yeah, Grizzly Adams, those not-yet-2-year-olds will yet be unmasked as the culprits like a big vice-signalling scooby-doo episode.

[@paulfroelich1024]

hahahahahahahaha

[@t33nyplaysp0p]

Crowder hasnt been doing well ever since the OH NO, ITS SAM SEDER moment

[@skippythealien9627]

it's hilarious you bring this up because that disturbing video of him threatening his wife...took place literally less than a week after that incident lol

[@t33nyplaysp0p]

@@skippythealien9627 amazing!

[@scharlesworth93]

His nightmare was only beginning. And ends only when he learns to accept himself via hot anonymous man on man action at a freeway rest stop

[@WanderingIdiot81]

I don't respect Sam Seder, but that was HILARIOUS

[@Secarstra777]

“David Karesh mind games on his pregnant wife” does Felix ever miss?

[@skidcaesar]

i hope she takes him for every cent he's ever grifted.

[@HuffdrewPaint]

I can't believe the state would let my wife divorce meeeeeee

[@ChewyThomson]

"Wimmin, am I right fellas?" *puts on a dress*

[@vansdan.]

as a former 4channer, its all projection 😅

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

"A marriage is between a woman, a man and his bull" - Steven Crowder

[@benitofranklyn4237]

For once I thought I had a great joke with: "My wife left me - Change her mind" but this is already the third time I've seen some version of it

[@WiggidyWack]

You may not like it, but this is what peak divorce looks like.

[@abdool1972]

Recording abuse for divorce court is the best use of Ring cameras. I wish obscurity on Crowder.

[@drdickphd]

Crowder has so much Mac from It’s Always Sunny energy

[@steelersguy74]

He’s definitely more of a Dennis.

[@fluidthought42]

​@@steelersguy74 Mac on the streets, Dennis when no one else is around to witness

[@zacharychristy8928]

The only time the kids are to blame is if you have a reverse "Parent Trap" situation, where your twin daughters conspire to get you and your wife to divorce.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

“The supreme wife council of wives should render”- Crowder into lamp oil, Will.

[@Vhlathanosh]

"It was a beautiful moment. My wife slipping the zipper down at the back of my dress" LMAO, you guys are brutal. 😂😂

[@d2dm727]

There's actually an unreleased Ring video where his kids are heard saying "hey mom, we should bail on this weird creepy asshole we're living with he sucks total ass" So his kids maybe aren't as blameless as Steven thinks.

[@jf1573]

Reasonable. If I was a 2yo who was poisoned by my psycho dad with dog meds, I would learn to speak as soon as possible in order to blast his stupid a**.

[@normalizedinsanity4873]

I cannot believe anyone could be so stupid as to publically exonerate his children over his divorce.

[@DefendYoungstown]

Well, they're not being childly.

[@shanemac1646]

@@DefendYoungstownchild hell they shall go! Only educational stuff on tv, the graham crackers are juuust out of reach and vegetables for all meals

[@darkhorizonifyable]

The tone of his voice, how does anyone respect this guy

[@RunninQHsRock]

''BuT THaT dOEsNT WoRK EiThEERRR''!!!!!

[@ince55ant]

I wish there was a rhyme for it but there is a major trend between being anti-trans/woke as an identity and being terminally divorsed

[@TheRealDeal130]

Yes, no one can stand their bullshit and negative energy.

[@samjonesi2658]

Elon Musk syndrome

[@sejwok2628]

Obsess over trans Wife finds other mans

[@kevingriener7441]

It's fucking crazy isn't it? Almost like there's an obvious connection between being obsessed with non-straight lifestyles and not being happy in your completely heterosexual marriage. I wonder what could cause such a correlation...

[@minkhole]

“THERES THE BAT” Felix in his Arkham City era

[@OGAshton]

It’s the friggin’ bat!

[@shanemac1646]

Crowder will go out like the greatest failed theatre kid of all time: Emperor Nero. He’ll be dressed like a Roman woman for some reason and his last words will mirror Nero’s “what a comedian dies with me!!”

[@fordesponja]

He did show what the true conservative man is, a whiny pouty boy, and for that I'm grateful to him. They always say past men of yonder were true men and nowadays there aren't, I guess they were referring to their own childhood and just want someone to mommy them while cosplaying Jack Bauer. So if any one of these shitheads ever belittle you for not being a strong conservative man, the ring video is now the default reply. Thank you Steven o7.

[@YungM.D.]

“Mommy them while cosplaying Jack Bauer” lol too true!

[@nickelback3360]

They’re like 4chan neets talking about their waifus but with jobs. It’s the same nonsense. When they’re young they like liberated women because those women flatter their youthful libidos, when they age they wanna settle down out of shame and denial about who they’ve shown themselves to be so they pick women they can bully. Just like the 4chan neet wants his wife to be a 10/10 with F cups but as demure as a kidnapping victim.

[@lukewilson2450]

Crowder's beautiful wedding night was probably straight out of 'The Night of the Hunter'.

[@jbutler8585]

It's so beautiful and romantic to hear how hard he busted. I wonder if the wife has such glowing memory of how he 2-pumped her and fell asleep.

[@johnathanrush4666]

The best line I've heard: "This chowder...is now clamless"

[@fritzophrenia3146]

As a one car household with a wife that does most of the driving for her work, I can indeed corroborate that it can feel a little stifling, even when done with the best of intentions (we literally cannot afford another car yet) I imagine if one of us had abusive or controlling proclivities it would be hell on earth for the other

[@Alex-od7nl]

Emotional abuse is a marriage usually revolves around the premise that the aggrieved cannot leave the relationship. That's ultimately where the abuser's power originates.

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

It’s a one car household because first : abusers ISOLATE you and then, they can continue on to CONTROL you, until your own life ISN’T anymore.

[@PittsburghSonido]

particularly not his evil children who caused this awful divorce. they've not been childly. as the bible commands.

[@shanemac1646]

Going to child hell. Vegetables for ALL meals, only educational stuff on tv, the graham crackers are just out of reach.

[@georgekostaras]

The fucked up part is his fans trying to justify his messed up behavior

[@RumHam5570]

What are they saying?

[@georgekostaras]

@@RumHam5570 well a bunch of guys are saying it’s normal to order your pregnant wife to handle dangerous chemicals, some of them are saying the video is taken out of context and others are saying Steve was too soft on her

[@shanemac1646]

@@RumHam5570 some are saying “his supposedly Christian wife in what was once a Christian nation!” Type Stuff. I feel like he’s going more and more for the incel lane

[@ihavenojawandimustscream4681]

@@shanemac1646 hwat the hell does Christianity have to do with pregnant women handling dangerous chemical. Do these people unironically think that it's good for men to smoke near pregnant women or something

[@shanemac1646]

@@ihavenojawandimustscream4681 They want to go back to a time that never existed.

[@BoneMachine1443]

Steven "Married The Right Way" Crowder, just going Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder ham on his pregnant wife

[@franciselrojo2922]

"My heart sank" Yea, cause it was it that defective chest.

[@DavidJackson-vj2oi]

It's not my kids fault, they're not even two years old😂

[@Sparrows1121]

In real life, if divorce was illegal (assuming if this is what Crowder wants) then most likely he would be poisoned. Because that is what actually happend to married men in the past. So allowing divorce is a good thing if you ask me

[@jameswilliamson3210]

Damn wait you actually made a really good point in his favor

[@Sparrows1121]

@@jameswilliamson3210 Indeed!

[@BoneMachine1443]

in this case why not both?

[@8523wsxc]

"Getting divorced from your abusive husband is the real racism. Cringe my mind!"

[@warmlycalculated390]

She's doing microaggressions against him and his safe space (his safe space being "not divorcing me)."

[@key0777]

This is the same guy that made fun of mentally handicapped children simply for being born mentally handicapped, so don’t feel bad about making fun of this guy for things he actually caused himself.

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

It’s ok, Steven. Just come out. Your dad will except you, we will except you. Just come out.

[@cleanremarks]

THAT wedding night article would be a worthwhile read

[@shanemac1646]

@@cleanremarks The flower arrangement was AMAZING!! I can just picture him saying that

[@rhadamanthus10]

Crowder’s celibacy article is interesting because it’s both getting on a moral high horse and accusing others of being on one. I feel like conservatives used to be okay with seeing themselves as stern moral authorities, now they all want to be rebels. Gone from “You people just want to do what you want” to “Hey, I just want to be allowed to do what I want”.

[@omegadirective]

The only moral high horse is my high horse

[@timlampasona6925]

If he took the daily wire money every single of those demons would be defending him

[@paulkossak7761]

I still think those darn kids are not completely blameless no matter what Stevie says.

[@lmackenzie9198]

Aren’t his children like 2, 3?

[@greenhornet5186]

Crowder is very disturbed and dangerous. The wife and kids need to move out asap.

[@collinspears9861]

This is on par with “the liberal driller” for pure schadenfreude

[@sharkyjeff]

imm on shrooms rn LMAO

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

Watch something better, don't waste a good shroom trip on this stuff!

[@sharkyjeff]

i think i got through a whole minute of the video

[@majuli8420]

I gotta say, it takes a lot of commitment to be an absolute piece of sh*t like that, but Crowder somehow pulls it off.

[@haonyoass9556]

I love how crowder talks about “fickle pathetic manhood” while wearing a holster on his fucking podcast lol

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

He looks like Nathan Drake with coke bloat

[@haonyoass9556]

@@Gum_Cuzzler bro that killed me hahaha

[@jf1573]

Do we ignore that he wanted to poison his unborn twins with dog meds? Yes? Ok, cool.

[@Foxxorz]

The way he says it's not the kids' fault as if it ever is.

[@kevingriener7441]

It was Tucker Carlson's fault. And his brother Buckley.

[@jf1573]

Dude, they didn‘t want to absorb the dog meds! That‘s clearly a childly duty or whatever … Crowder is a psycho.

[@ownedlib5152]

My reaction to the vid was, God, he really haaaates her. Not that she deserves it or has "earned" it in any way but the venomous, relentless badgering and gaslighting... Surely that level of energy requires some serious hate behind it.

[@dylanmclaughlin991]

That’s just how some dickheads act anytime they think they can get away with it

[@wormwoodcocktail]

I think he’s mad that she didn’t magically cure his need to crossdress

[@tonywords6713]

Not really he's a narcissist which means he hates himself DEEPLY and projects it onto others

[@Dirt-McGerk]

He's so pissed that he has to coexist with a woman

[@0ptimuscrime]

He also says that his views on marriage aren’t going to change. Maybe they should buddy.

[@sirdouglas2010]

He chickened out of debating "His worst nightmare" Sam Seder a few days before the ring video was taken. Cowarder was projecting hard. Sam is also a divorced Dad with two "blameless" kids.

[@twatts1523]

Wow, that would have Ben white a douchey debate, maybe Vausch could moderate.

[@sirdouglas2010]

@@twatts1523 I can't imagine someone who listens to Chapo has a problem with white douche bags. That's literally their personalities lol. I know they refuse to debate but that's what is great about Sam Seder, he wants to debate right wingers. Sam showed up and your mom moderated. Cowarder just refused to participate, like a wimp and had his elective chest surgery happened soon after. Vausch who?

[@joshuamarx8209]

@@sirdouglas2010 thank God you don't know who Vaush, or anyone else on the internet ever is...

[@sirdouglas2010]

@@joshuamarx8209 You got me Josh, I know lots of people "on the internet." Solidarity baby, I listen to and am even a member of a few podcasts like the hard working disabled poor leftist I am: Chapo, Majority Report, Pod Damn, Red Nation, Leftist Mafia, newbies like MR Brown- hero Alex Novell who recently roasted the Daily Wire, but no I don't KNOW Vaush. I checked 'em out since they make you two cry so hard. Jeez. Not my cup of tea but I'm not going accuse ppl of listening to Vaush because they mention a REAL debate Cowarder pussed out of lol

[@davidhill2020]

I love how someone who tried to sell her husband's failing company for hundreds of millions of dollars to a clearly mentally ill celebrity say, "See? I told you he was a terrible person!"

[@elizabethbennet4791]

who?

[@colonialstraits1069]

⁠ Candace Owens

[@nohbuddy1]

He got gender affirming care

[@johngleason1776]

If Crowder's ex wife starts dating women and the internet finds out about it I will believe in god.

[@egorkotkin]

I will be more surprised if Crowder will.

[@24sowl11]

What you said is hilarious but realistically God watch billions of people getting killed kids dying slowly , kids getting rapes and God choose to not help cuz he works in mysterious "ways" but u think God gives that much shit to crowder drama and making her gay to embarrass crowder ? And that will prove God exist . Even if he does exist and decided to only get involved as something so small compared to other things he could've helped seems lie this God thing/guy is the biggest cunt/coward. And dangerous . Again ur comment is hilarious

[@zenleeparadise]

​@@24sowl11 log off, bro, this comment is insane

[@WanderingIdiot81]

​@@24sowl11touch grass bro

[@David-xn9mu]

So much for the tolerant left, I can't believe you would make fun of Crowder's top surgery

[@52flyingbicycles]

The woke leftist media groomed this poor man into mutilating himself with “gender affirming surgery” 😱

[@freakyzed8467]

Alpha males frequently need pec enlargements. It's the equilivent of a baboon needing red butt implants.

[@Matt-ru5rw]

😂😂😂😂

[@harrisonmckinney7659]

I looked her up a while ago to see what she looks like and thought “she looks like a nice woman who will one day be family annihilated”.

[@omegadirective]

Jeezus Christ lol

[@johnpelosi4117]

Chapo is correct, this is the time for luxurious chocolatey schadenfreude.

[@MJH-kr4zg]

To Budapest young Crowder.

[@BigBlack81]

🙏🏿🤣

[@peanutsquared]

Him shacking up with Rod Dreher would be the ultimate Conservative divorced guy cross-over event. Though tbf Crowder is probably not enough of a twink for Rod's tastes

[@Dirt-McGerk]

@@peanutsquared * Stephen and Rod making a playful soyjack face over a copious amount of oysters at a cute bistro *

[@aisle_of_view]

Clam Crowder?

[@BigBlack81]

@@aisle_of_view Creamy. XD LOL

[@herpderp728]

I absolutely get what Felix means about wanting to hang out with these conservative bozos out of a weird pity. Maybe its our version of "I can fix him"

[@fluidthought42]

I remember hanging out once with a guy who treated his girlfriend like this and I just kept repeating "Run bitch, run!" in my head over and over.

[@shanemac1646]

There is something endearing, to me at least about Tucker, Hannity, and Rush. I can actually picture having a beer with them and they would tell completely BS stories that are somewhat funny. Shapiro, Walsh, and Crowder I can't, it would be them just judging people and being annoying.

[@herpderp728]

@@shanemac1646 some part of me likes showing these awkward weirdos a new way of being, almost like a big brother. Usually all I have to do is juxtapose how miserable they are currently with how chill and happy they could be by showing them how to have fun, and once I do so a lot of the times they realize that there is a better way to be.

[@GenoAtkins]

Crowder always gave off that divorced dad vibe

[@lotoreo]

he was born for this role

[@emmy8526]

Family court was inside him all along

[@kurks001]

Only elon is more divorced

[@ChewyThomson]

He's the most ersatz stereotypical "manly man" alive. Like, what 11-year-olds think manly means. Smoking cigars and grilling meat and wearing your wife's underwear but IT'S JUST FOR A FUNNY SKIT, I'M NOT FUCKING GAY

[@emmy8526]

@@kurks001 The divorciest

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

Crowder's divorce is just as deserved as Rod Dreher's was heartbreaking.

[@IntolerableFish]

Matt sure loves a dagwood sandwich reference

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

with print news being dead i’m happy to have somewhere to get my sundy funnies fix

[@Matt-ru5rw]

Yes he does.😂

[@DefendYoungstown]

Dagwood sandwiches are of the Gods! My dad used to literally make multiple layered sandwiches when I was a child. He didn't do the toothpick/olive thing on top, but otherwise the sandwiches were comically large, especially to a 5 year old.

[@RIP_Greedo]

But just think of how much material his divorced guy era will give us!

[@grammy123xyz]

Crazy it is exactly like one of tims monologues about his failed relationships in On Cinema

[@zenleeparadise]

lol so true

[@Archivist82]

Call me, Ayaka!

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

bruh

[@bengallup9321]

Also, yet another reason why North American cities suck ass. Depending on cars and private vehicles to get anywhere is not only terrible for the environment, but also horrific for workers (especially lower income workers), disabled people, the elderly, the young, and people trapped in abusive relationships.

[@outboardgull5285]

The things I would do for walkable cities man....

[@Name-zd2nb]

Even if mug club is only 5 dollars a month and only has 50k subs thats still 3,000,000 a year. And thats low balling it before sponsors and assuming there isnt a premium mug club price. ONE CAR. NO MAID. TF?

[@timcosgrove707]

It is 100% a control thing. He doesn’t want his wife to leave the house without him, so he doesn’t buy her a car.

[@Name-zd2nb]

@@timcosgrove707 most definitely bud. Shits weird.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Listen Liberal, My wife left me

[@tonycampbell1424]

SPEEK UP HOSS

[@anmolt3840051]

She "left" you .. that woke leftist

[@arempy5836]

Shout out to Yashar the God. Tricking white women and saving elephants. A modern Robin Hood.

[@hail_seitan_]

So is Crowder going to stick to the whole celibate before marriage thing again now that he has to start over? Imagine the poor soul that decides to marry him after all this comes out.

[@shanemac1646]

You think he’s like that Wayne’s brother from scary movie? He makes her dress up like a man and tells her it’s “lib ownage”

[@freakyzed8467]

As his god doesn't believe in divorce he can't ever remarry. If he does then he is breaking God's law. Of course he couldn't care less about that.

[@JohnsonCocker]

Whenever I feel sad, I just replay this clip

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

referencing Song of Songs during Crowder's wedding night article is a raised catholic deep cut

[@beebgegegeg-xr3cm]

When I saw the clip of him saying “I chose wrong”, I kinda figured his wife knew he was doing that bit and she clearly didn’t. Probably one of the stupidest displays I’ve ever seen in my life 😂

[@Classic7-4-7]

"Gender affirming surgeries" Women that get BBLs should start adopting this instead 😂

[@w__a__l__e]

well one child was the problem.. the man child steven crowder

[@RobHel]

So he basically did a change my mind with his wife?

[@CharlieApples]

He lost

[@BucketheadChuck]

@@CharlieAppleslmao

[@zicks1823]

"theres the bat!!!" Ive been laughing at that for days idk why lol