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Just ask Steven Ho, you can use anything to attack a groin.
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[@popalupa4844]

"Everything goes to the groin eventually." What a great pickup line.

[@WinLayarda]

Conan's show is always more hillarious than other talk shows

[@theinvictussamaritan4778]

Agreed.

[@ninjasyndicate1512]

Yerp

[@madamalwayshungry8218]

for sure

[@1tri]

This still holds true

[@God_Machine]

At 1:17, Ho shows Conan how to defend from a sea bear attack.

[@idemoniakoart]

+Super Kick Damn, that reference!

[@isham2044]

+Tristan Castonguay **Random bear attacks Conan**

[@scopeframe3046]

Super Kick Conan looks like Dwight from the office

[@declansheehan1768]

That was an oval! It has to be a circle!

[@canofpaint2336]

I searched all the way through these comments, to find who said this lmao

[@RyanH8sU]

FINISH HIM! COFFTALITY! Genius.

[@RyanH8sU]

This thing still getting thumbs up? My god, i'm a comedian who uses sarcasm too much.

[@bigshot1535]

hey comedian, i'm a don

[@RyanH8sU]

Big Shot Mario Puzo?!

[@MeAuntieNora]

RyanH8sU "Roasty!"

[@Legionclasscmdccwcjjspbvbl]

+RyanH8sU u'r still getting thumbs up for it :3

[@KratosUltraFan]

conan is mostly legs

[@MaeLSTRoM1997]

65% legs and 30% orange hair.

[@mumflrfumperdink1706]

MaeLSTRoM1997 that's 95%

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

MaeLSTRoM1997 whats the other 5% ?

[@panzerviiimaus2]

Dee Night The left 5% is just sarcasm

[@cyancarpet4746]

Basically 2d

[@helpimarock66]

2:36 Conan reacts so hilariously to pain haha

[@Stroija]

Always remember, groins, eyes, throat. Probably the best places to land a strike in. As self defense, of course.

[@AsianManGV3]

GOUGE OUT THE EYEEESS

[@jessehayes9322]

Stroya and the chin

[@inuyasha1389]

Also the best places to strike when having sex

[@picklerickcucumbermorty6535]

Dont forget the liver

[@vincentchang2259]

Liver cover by skin, fat and muscle. but eyes throat and groins cover no fat and muscle. So it's better target than liver.

[@alexanderdubz4691]

At 4:52, it appears as though the line that Ho drew on the ground actually goes over the guy on the ground lol.

[@miskolinaccc]

+Alexander Dubz My long lost twin brother, I finally found you!

[@MelonAMango]

It is called a Sharpie for a reason!

[@ironsilverman641]

+AllenTV I see what you did there!

[@cjcor4369]

+AllenTV You'd think they would of used that line. lol

[@benjamincox4211]

AllenTV you have SHARP whit

[@marcfoster715]

... now I know what happens when you ask Conan for an autograph...

[@deadlyjojo]

he says "critical distance" i as a moba gamer call it "auto attack range"

[@TimWngn]

sigh

[@deadlyjojo]

bite me mr. tim :3

[@aaaaaaaaaaaa808]

LOL

[@luigifanxxx001]

I think I love you

[@Steamthrower1]

League?

[@shahoney]

I actually learn a lot for all the Steven Ho segments that Conan does on his show. I'm a 5'3" female and self-defense is essential when I'm out at night.

[@reginaphalange3740]

I'm just thinking of someone trying to mug Steven Ho in real life. The attacker would be in for a surprise!

[@theartofdying2471]

drug him first if you are thinking of it

[@roychan3109]

He stops you and teach you how to mug someone, proceeds to mug you and kick your groin

[@charlesxav6817]

"Despite what happened, sharpie does make the best pen."

[@kaptainkermo]

Just from his footwork and relaxed body movement you know Steven is a fight expert

[@nikkolia]

For anyone who doesn't realise, the whole 'go for the groin' thing, ignoring the obvious blunt force trauma from a knee or kick, actually dates back to at least roman legionnaire times. There are major arteries running down both legs, in addition to ball and cup joints at the hip, which makes it very hard to armour, and thus an easy way to secure an efficient kill. (In advance, Australian English spelling, guys.)

[@gokulauri]

"I've been hurting you, would you like to hurt Ben?" That is so funny! XD

[@warrenbuitendag5286]

After watching this my heart goes out to Aaron, he's probably backstage right now shitting his pants XD

[@JeseSLU]

I take it that TSA has not watched this video

[@FutureAbe]

Stewart Griffin they're watching everything.

[@MoRo1333]

ben do you wanna be on air? ok...

[@mahirmustari5545]

lol that little finger roll at the end; he's secretly a master swordsman

[@keyseyebrowscar]

This is really useful, more of it please.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

+Blaqcassie it is funny but it is not useful at all, if you try to use this stuff as actual self techniques you will get yourself hurt or worse

[@cupone1960]

+The Fractured But Whole How do you know it's not going to work? Do you have experiences?

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

Cup One yes in fact, i have been stabbed, beaten and held at gunpoint on different occasions . . . i had metal pipe and i still got cut and stabbed (in the arm) and i was trying to keep him away from me using my brain not just swinging wildly at him . . . and the guy with the gun, i just did what he said because if he wanted to shoot me he wouldn't of asked for my stuff he would of shot me and taken it . . . and besides all that Conan has no training or fighting ability to speak of and he defeated everyone with ease in this skit, it was obviously set up to just be for entertainment purposes with a very tiny sliver of truth thrown in there . . . . if you think this will really help you in an actual fight you should try it and see what happens

[@cupone1960]

The Fractured But Whole The skit part is irrelevant and it's true that it does not depict the real situation, it's very obvious that it's for comedy. However, the first part where he was taught the critical range of knife is very useful, how he was taught to hit vital areas are also correct. The topic of talking to distract the offender is also very useable. The usage of various items for self defense give rise to actions that can be taken on day to day basis. So overall the video give a good general ideas of how self-defense could work. Yet, you are correct, the first step that has to be taken is to yield to the offender if he's not going to surely take your life or family (I think in this video they are entirely missing this). Just give them what they ask for plain simple, however it has to be reminded that, on occasion where the offender purpose is to take your life, learning basic defense like this is very useful to stay calm and know what to do. Try take up some class and you will understand and next time you might not be injured. Good luck :)

[@cupone1960]

The Fractured But Whole I reckon that it was not said anywhere that this should be use right away neither it is said to be use at the first thing. Nonetheless, it's useful when there are no options left, when the attacker is going for your life or seemingly if they break into your house and could harm your family. And, no, talking, calming down or distract the attackers doesn't agitate them. If you had not talk to distract him, it could be worse. Yes runaway is the correct way, and I believe there are not a lot that is needed to be teach about that, except if the attacker is at close distance and you need to disarm or get out to safety. With gun, this is largely difference you cannot runaway, if the attacker is going for your life or your family, it's arguably better to move in and disarm the attacker. What is missing here (in this single video, should not be compare to what he may teach as a whole) is simply what I said above about yielding mentality and the fact of careful day- to day planning. Are you going to be in a dangerous area whilst traveling? What's the closest police station/hospital to your target location or home? What's the critical (dangerous) zone that you need to pass to get to your target location? These are the few of the tactics and mentality that need to be taught first before anything else in self defense class. What come after are the technique shown in the videos which are widely used by police/military. However, yes, you shouldn't try this without going to a proper self-defense class. But it still stands that, in the case that yielding will procure a fatal outcome to you or your family, it's better to follow "something". And yes, I have been attack by a group of drunk teenager before using broken glass bottles and metal pipe, and these techniques do work. However, why did I use it although I know yielding is better? First, the group of attackers were not aiming to take any things from me, they will hurt me, second I am a trained personnel in the army, self-defense instructor. In this case, yielding will not do anything except getting myself hurt more.

[@OCSleazy]

Im surprised Conan let Steven get so up close and personal.

[@stateanalog243]

3:40 I died.

[@davidparker8516]

RIP. i will miss you old pal

[@thomasmerlyn2313]

Mauro Cigliuti Always go for the groin LOL

[@sufferingWithin88]

poor ben :c

[@1ButtonDash]

that dude was one of the ninja turtles in the live action TMNT movies back in the day, not sure which one thou

[@Crapcom86]

IMDb says it was Michael Sisti (Mikey) Leif Tilden (Donatello) Kenn Scott (Raphael) and Mark Caso (Leonardo). Oh, I see he was the stunt double for Donatello. I also figured out that Kevin Nash was Super Shredder. Interesting.

[@GroovyPancake]

I'm pretty sure it was the green one.

[@Mrslimsammy18]

KnightOfTheSquareTable the green ninja turtle? seriously?

[@GroovyPancake]

sam f sarcasm

[@Mrslimsammy18]

right back at ya :P

[@Royladin]

LOL THESE SEGMENTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME

[@lethe56]

"Everything goes to the groin eventually." Conan O'Brien, 2012

[@MarzipanPancakes]

Steven isn't short Conan is just super tall

[@mandowarrior123]

Conan isn't even tall, he just has giraffe legs.

[@mmafyasco]

Warren Cash that makes no sense !?, doesn't saying someone has "giraffe legs" imply that they are tall ?, btw conan is tall 6'4" to be exact, but that dude is a little Asian dude, probably around 5'6", slightly below the average American height

[@bwigg2398]

4:40 That's how I walk out of Starbucks when someone gives me trouble.

[@n000d13s]

wow. Conan is freakishly tall.

[@M3Lucky]

Ben's thoughts afterwards: "Go on Conan they said. It'll be fun they said! -.- "

[@mmafyasco]

ughhh. . . why do stupid teens repeat the same old ass joke, just in a different context, come up with some funny new shit, not a line that can be inserted in various situations, so you just repeat the same shit . .fucking annoying!

[@M3Lucky]

mmafyasco I'm not a "stupid teen" but jokes like that can be funny when used in a variety of contexts regardless. The fact that a petty joke is "fucking annoying" to you simply means you need to be less cynical and have more fun in life.

[@theponydalek7923]

"Everything goes to the groin eventually" I want that on a shirt

[@suryatejadevarakonda1135]

These feel more like Conan's frustration release sessions lol

[@zackali8404]

i love how he just pours tea in the end

[@stormrevenant]

Apparently Badassery comes in all shapes and sizes, even mini-sized. :D

[@Rusmix]

Aniruddha Sharma qq

[@Abbekej]

"also as a brusH" all innocent and shithahahhahaha

[@mcdowell4904]

4:41 Oh no! It's the Spartan Soccer Dad!

[@Nitro192192]

Did Conan really just spit coffee in that guys face? I know it was part of the scene, but damn. :\

[@Crapcom86]

I don't think it was coffee. It was probably water or something.

[@Nitro192192]

***** Still spit in his face though. :\

[@futuredoc17]

It's all rehearsed

[@AutisticVlad]

Nitro192 I think these stutman had to endure more crappy stuff for money.

[@BisexualActs1]

Yeahh, I can see why that isn't exactly pleasant, but that guy knew it was going to happened and agreed to let it happen.

[@kokocipher]

omfg, this is just like playing League of Legends, every champion as a circle.

[@shleepingpowder2715]

At 2:36 that was a genuine pain reaction.

[@Zetsuke4]

*comb friction on arm* "this is gonna hurt" "yeah that does hurt" *immediately goes to the neck* conan's face: "boy that escalated way too quickly."

[@MetalMaestro]

"here to cheach me some self defence techniques"

[@Outoutz]

Haha I love how Conan pays Steven ho to hit him. Haha I miss this tandem. It'd be more fun if Steven tries to teach Jordan

[@StephanieJ777]

These Steven Ho self-defense vids are hilarious 😂

[@jupitervolcano]

Conan's at his best during these kind of skits.

[@chi-kyungjeongsa8384]

did he actually hit him in the nuts?....CONAN JESUS CHRIST. Good work! I'm proud

[@the-kris5554]

"Everything goes to the groin" because it's one of the weakest / most sesitive spots on a human being... doesn't take many hits to the groin to take out a guy or distract / neutralize him / her, so in real life the groin is a very good self-defense target :)

[@VinceWilspoon]

cant. stop. watching. conan vids.

[@rickcode13]

at first i thought he gonna say "I'll draw a circle around you... and set it on fire"

[@maxspringfield]

Spitting coffee would totally stop a knife wielding maniac in his tracks.

[@christopherkalonji7056]

I love how quickly that shit escalated from 1:50 - 2:02

[@mrdarkremnants922]

I need like 29 videos of these and 1 just him fighting someone.

[@karljonson3287]

He's funny and funny looking. What els can you ask for. Funniest talk show!

[@junaidzahid2718]

I luv it how he says Ive been hurting u so u can hurt Ben

[@parkjihoon394]

0:58 (whisper) "....this kind of agility?" #tobiasfunkeanalrapist

[@redeyedbandit1251]

Conan went all Joe Pesci in Casino on that cardboard.

[@Ratmann3684]

"Everything goes to the groin eventually."

[@pakibukas]

"we spend a lot of time in the groin"

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

Steven Ho on the new show. Ho on the new show!

[@6fvi6fvl97]

Conan is protected from sea bears now

[@tonyirwin50]

Yeah feels like he's almost healed after the Leno debacle. Good to have him back!

[@tapoicos]

"once I come inside, its on" XD

[@EbenWatson]

Honestly that last one is probably not that insane. I would probably stop attacking someone if they spit in my face with a mouthful of water too

[@MrStensnask]

Conan style of movement reminds me of those tall, inflatable men outside car dealerships

[@imagosanchezis]

He said DANGER ZONE!!!

[@bigppcrunch2249]

I was reading the captions because I'm supposed to be asleep and I heard my mom so I threw my phone under my pillow and than I thought I was about to lay on the volume and then I was like wait the volume is on the side of the phone so I grabbed it and took it out from under my pillow and to my surprise I was holding the volume button and so my reaction was to turn it down while pretend coughing. The end. I just wasted 1 min of your life, your welcome

[@name8388]

the ending was surprisingly badass

[@Milkberry333]

"Also as a brush" I'm crying :'D

[@falloutgirl902]

LOOOL he was genuinely hurt at 2:38

[@Kickex]

STEVE HO...LT!

[@Zetsuke4]

IT'S SO FUNNY WHENEVER THEY HIT EACH OTHER

[@chrisgoard5825]

Paused at 2:11. Conan just got the wind knocked out of him lol

[@fajihussain9238]

1:16(me talking to my friend in the 2020 situation

[@snika999]

3:56 Conan was probably imagining the piece of card board was leno

[@MMAExpertKnower]

Damn the incident with the Tonight's Show might be the best thing that ever happened. His show is so much better, and so much more entertaining! He turned a negative thing into a positive thing! Great job!

[@user-pp3ze1vc9m]

Conan is alawys great

[@over8124]

1:32 cute sneeze

[@InSaN3ViSioN]

lol conan looks so funny with his long legs and short torso

[@ssoyun16]

볼때마다 느끼는건데 코난씨 다리 진짜 긴거같아요👍👍

[@heybloc]

I died when he poured the water on Ben at the end.

[@brackobalm6457]

lmao who else wants to see that guy from the stage combat class conan did, that was hilarious

[@aidenaidenm1480]

I came here just to be reminded of 2012.

[@UnitTheory]

i agree man its alot funnier and more exciting.seems like hes got more freedom to do what he really wants to do,this is the real conan

[@arunarvind7195]

From 3.55 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarlonTheBear94]

Groin kicks are super effective it hurts like hell lol

[@parkerstyers4812]

The eyes are the groin of the face ~ Dwight Shrute

[@VpY22]

Self defense isn't to fight. Its to disarm your attacker as soon as possible.

[@teezhen0247]

no one gonna talk about how conan spins the blade at the end?

[@Ming1975]

Da ways of the groin attack!! LOL!!!

[@lmacwhinney]

Am I the only one that noticed that when Conan spat the coffee at Ben, it when right over his head?

[@jakeel85]

I think Ben deserves a raise.

[@omgiambeto]

That dude was Donatello. Awesome

[@SigShooter9mm]

Go straight for the groin! Hi-Yaw!!

[@StandardDeviation72]

Sensing she's being stalked, a woman reaches into her purse, pulls out something as she whirls around to surprise and confront her would-be attacker. Pointing something menicingly at the man behind her in the elevator, she shouts, "Don't make me use this! I have a tampon and I know how to use it!" "Wait!", he shouts. It's me, the mailroom kid!" "Glad it's you, Billy. I almost stuck you in the solar plexus." Billy says,"If you stuck me with that, I wouldn't have bled much getting to a hospital."

[@steff-215]

Everything goes to the groin is my new punch line

[@ComeAtMeBro678]

1:23 now your safe from sea bears!

[@JohnnyLaracuenteTV]

Whoa! :)

[@jacob9429]

I live in 🇬🇧 so I can’t do much of this or I’ll be arreste lol 😂😂😂😂

[@idemoniakoart]

I really liked the last one, seems very effective

[@arul20]

+idemoniakoart Years back in school I used it on a bully, worked perfectly. Though I just needed to escape, not attack his groin.