Steven Seagal and Russia TAKE DOWN China- A Dangerous Man

In A Dangerous Man, Steven Seagal and his Russian Comrade take down the Chinese Mafia and Chinese Military, grabs some titty and snags a young Asian bird. A standard day for Sensei Seagal. You know you're jealous. Lord Seagal must be revered
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[@rohrichoak9740]

Props to Space Ice for starting raising awareness about all these movies and inspiring future generations of channels like this to warn candid audiences. Both channels are great.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks mate. I appreciate being mentioned in the same sentence. I love his videos. He's a legend

[@rohrichoak9740]

@@senseiseagal1983 anytime. You both are and you chose the toughest path when specializing in the Sensei exclusively haha

[@jcmac7709]

Sensei Seagal is a true artist artist. He OWNS this whole meme based “watch party” type hilarity. I’m a fan 👏🏼

[@theDane70]

He has totally proven how lethal he is against mosquitoes with his gracious dance....lol

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂👍

[@travisdean8794]

Seagal is always in the wrong place at the wrong time…unless it’s buffet night at any restaurant.

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂💯❤🎯👍

[@andrewbuchman5089]

"I got a lot of money." -Sensei Swollen Wallet

[@dennishendrikx3228]

No one knows, but I am actually the guy, whom teached Seagull at the CIA. And now I do undercover work, as a Dutch, overweight truckdriver, fighting the Mafia and Jakuza. It's because of my Latin-Japanese-Australian-Dutch DNA, it just works different. I am also a 7th-dan black belt in Bullshido. I didn't teach him how to run, however. That gentle slide running, bad ass.

[@jonmacist]

Too bad his 7th dan is Legit as well, his Karate and Judo ones as well, yet you have 0 belts.

[@dafuquwnt7170]

He ain't no black belt in judo, please don't taint a legitimate martial art with his stench, he also got his aikido black belt because examiner fell asleep during his test, he is the most non martial artist in everyday life aswell, his body is no temple, he saw no issues having 2 wife's and then pursuing kelly lebrook, I bet he also legitimately trained with Bruce Lee aswell as he claimed, when it was simply not possible in the timeline he stats, also its to not too. Oh and he is so great as a teacher that he broke Sean connery's wrist. They guy is a clown with the only hairline that goes further forward with age, he started with a fivehead not a forehead, and then got the Eddie munster widows peak.

[@gamervet4760]

Well, when he says he's going to f*** you ugly you know he's the most dangerous man alive. In his own movies. 😝

[@jarodmasci3445]

May Seagal hold your hand in the darkness, my brother.

[@AlanpittsS2b]

Seagal be with you. Always.

[@tomskid27]

Your cutaways are perfect!

[@The_Insanity_Machine]

*Perfect* comedy at around 6:25 lol Dancing fool 🕺 ... Oh, man, I needed that laugh 😂 😹

[@dr.jasonself9241]

Another great breakdown of the master performance of the greatest man alive! Great job SenseiSeagal! Just a side note..was looking for something to watch on KZbin. In their free movie section, I noticed that every other movie was a Seagal mega hit. How thoughtful of KZbin to allow us to view all these masterpieces for free!

[@Mosely2007]

Man, Im going back and watching these over. More I see the better they get. Maximum Respect for doing this. 😅😅😅 his dancing 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@AlanpittsS2b]

I have been watching all of these the last few days and they are amazing 😂😂😂😂😂 Seagal is a true visionary

[@hilario6128]

The life and times of a truly great man!

[@bullshidotv7332]

The rest of the world doesn't see that way, fellow Seagalian. Pray for Sensei Square Goatee. Ok. Res

[@hilario6128]

@@bullshidotv7332 I pray every day that Sensei Cookies make more award winning movies that amazes the world. Also, I enjoy laughing.

[@JohnnyMustang]

If Steven Seagal has million number of fans i am one of them . if Steven Seagal has ten fans i am one of them. if Steven Seagal has only one fan that is me . if Steven Seagal has no fans, that means i am no longer on the earth . if the world's against Steven Seagal, i am against the world i love Steven Seagal till my last breath

[@senseiseagal1983]

You sir are a true hero.

[@senseiseagalshorts]

I thought I was the only one....

[@bilalattique]

Then you must by Steven Seagal himself.

[@Robosapien-jj1zy]

Can't believe he hasn't won an Oscar yet.

[@Mosely2007]

He's a great man, ask him😅😅 master of , all trades. A true visionary indeed. We need more whispering dancing Alpha Males

[@danielray777gsf8]

Seagal , what a joke 😂

[@terrykirk6951]

🐑STEVEN USES A BODY DOUBLE WHEN HE TAKES A SHOWER AT HOME.

[@senseiseagal1983]

😂😂😂

[@nunosantos00]

Does he need a body double for his wife too?

[@gorillafunk725]

​​@@nunosantos00What, the blow up doll hidden in the bedroom wardrobe?

[@paulrobic8432]

You go our boy Stevennnnnnn!

[@deputyblunderbusboondoggle1807]

im glad it's explained what a bad ass s.s. is by the supporting cast of his movies. i would have missed that aspect since the REAL s.s. only films scenes sitting in a chair, while the stunt doubles and voice actors do the rest. especially since being made fun of about his jazz-hands style of running scenes. which make me feel sooo much better about my own running appearance 😁

[@senseiseagal1983]

Seagal has a way of making us all feel better as people in comparison. 😁

[@senseiseagalshorts]

I don't understand how De Niro gets an Oscar, but Big Seagal doesn't.. Life isn't fair

[@paulwee1924dus]

20:02 The hotel from "The Shining" 😂😂😂

[@andrewlabit]

A legion reference at 0:12. Wow! :D

[@Rollacoastertycoon]

Love your stuff !!!! Keep it up!

[@tooroptube4980]

"I guarantee he didn't use a body double in this scene"... lol 😄

[@metalzonemt-2]

A black guy, a white guy, an Italian guy, a Native American guy, a Russian Mongol and a Belarussian guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks... "what can I get you, Mr Seagal?"

[@billywatts4689]

Italian and Belarusian are not white?

[@metalzonemt-2]

@@billywatts4689 They can be, but in this case they're not.

[@ChristopherSaindon]

Hey this is good! Space Ice has been great and this is great content too!

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks mate. He and I have similar followers

[@kellogg170]

I don’t understand why Steven Seagal just doesn’t play a villain? He already acts like a douchbag in real life.😂

[@jeanpaulmichell7243]

Yeah that would make sense; but he takes himself FAR too seriously to allow any portrayal of him to be anything other than the bad ass hero he truly thinks he is.

[@nanoman8]

Nah you see he thinks his douchbag act is heroic so if he play a villian he would be a decent guy

[@Teh69thSpartan]

He did in Machete (2010), The Asian Connection (2016), The Perfect Weapon (2016) and Beyond the Law (2019)

[@katarinatibai8396]

Because of narcissism.

[@jonmacist]

@@Teh69thSpartan yeah true I guess that guy never seen these movies.

[@guyhall5710]

Classic picture that man was roobed of an Oscar.

[@ChristopherSaindon]

I believe he is way above morbidly obese at this point.

[@HACKslash11693]

So we just not gonna talk about 0:32 ? We more mature than that? Okay, got it.

[@Teh69thSpartan]

11:56 how to trashtalk a cop efficiently

[@fredricclack7137]

"Gimme sum 👍 😺"

[@BloodDrippnFlowers]

seagals dinner plate is tectonic

[@Sillyworld82]

I'm so offended by this that I had to subscribe 😑 😂

[@senseiseagal1983]

I'll take it 😂😂

[@stanclark8824]

😂🤣😂🤣💀 not mama june bug?!😂🤣💀

[@grandmasterthefuriousfive7487]

He is a very important person vip

[@William_Roots]

I know for a FACT that he's won at least two Dundies.

[@soda989]

00:25 80085!!! 😍

[@br0ck_l3sn4r_pg_legend3]

You kept talking about a hero named stevo and i was disappointed that Steve-O didn't show up :(

[@therabbit8164]

I gotta a lot of money

[@fatthumbs2020]

For the algy

[@TeeKoon]

Contrary to rumor the movie The Whale isn't a bio about the greatest!

[@Shiva-y8m]

Is it just me or was a double used during the interrogation scene when filming Sensai Super Sac from behind?

[@fredricclack7137]

Wimpy Slap Phooey!

[@bodamian_bg]

And, by the way, I agree on your statement about the asian and black 🖤 chicks... allegedly 😜

[@fredricclack7137]

Step on 🐺🤨

[@gamervet4760]

The dark past is his only character.

[@leaslangen28]

The best...haters are jealous...incl you sensei 🤮

[@superdavelane4]

Sir, I love your content. But I think you have the wrong idea. These aren't moments from his life.... they were scenes from a movie he did!!!😅

[@senseiseagal1983]

Lies Superdave. Lies. You don't know Sensei Seagal like I know him.

[@superdavelane4]

@@senseiseagal1983 you mean to tell me that all those films from the 80s to now were documentaries? It all makes sense now 💡 . You sir are a true luminary!

[@sissokoshwazz6725]

Haha am glad you recognised African women are good at dancing 😂😂❤

[@senseiseagal1983]

Facts!

[@darrenclements6028]

A Bloated Glazed ham is a Disastrous movie Starring a lazy and totally wooden Steven Seagull A ABSOLUTELY horrible action and completely terrible acting This is a Garbage Steven Seagull movie of all time 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[@CatharDameth]

Well to be fair, I know someone whose bloodline traces back to the origins of humanity. And perhaps even earlier

[@AlanpittsS2b]

Big daddy has more accents than Kamala Harris

[@Oushimoto]

First I'm gonna tell you how great a truly innocent prisoner unfairly put into the pen I am, then I'm gonna tell you how greatful you should be that I'm only gonna kick your asses not pretty.

[@dennisblackmon8773]

They need to stop making movies for him he's obviously delusional he thinks they are real he plays a cop he says he's a cop he plays special forces character all of a sudden he's special forces and secret service it's insane I think he might be suffering from a disease of some kind maybe dementia of something like it

[@TeeKoon]

The mob need to wash money, Only them invest in SS' boring movies today!

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

"...and one Steven Seagull..." whatever tf he is

[@TeeKoon]

Don't worry, soon they will change the name for Steven! Made of pure SS' BS!

[@garnetnelson1419]

Those were a boy’s chest not boobs

[@senseiseagalLIVE]

Seagal is a handsome manbearpig

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂 I think he looks more like a big bag of potatoes.

[@titolino73]

You are joules of course,...🤣

[@sammartinez1685]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deputyblunderbusboondoggle1807]

steven Seagal is pretty handsome, for a fish. and lucky for minors, his appearance screams "stranger danger" .... being said, after seeing this video i would still be vary careful if i were say.... a 9y.o. boy 🤢🤮🦸‍♂️🤷