Steven Seagal bangs Mia Khalifa and fights the Taliban- Sniper Special Ops

[@agrape2887]

Segall plays a sniper in every movie because he thinks they never have to actually move

[@boredathome5965]

Yeah ryt!!! 😝🧐😂😂

[@spentcasing3990]

Steven Seagal is the ultimate gravy seal

[@dubuyajay9964]

Chicken Fried Seal Steak with gravy?

[@tonythetiger1600]

Tex/mex ranger . 5 star meal general S.A.S Sweaty After Sandwiches

[@mac11380]

He was on meal team 6

[@nichhodge8503]

A Gravy Seal who is also a 700lbs black belt in Aikido

[@bigt4135]

He doesn’t need to shoulder the gun, his grip strength is that insane.

[@ge4]

I think the funniest part is the lady with the ar-15 carbine.. In her hands it looks like those old battle rifles from the early 60s.

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

He runs out of breath half way through every sentence 😂😂

[@mantovannni]

Usain Bolt was Usain Wingnut before Seagal taught him how to run.

[@TheNYCGoldenGlover]

Seagal's "SIX" is more real estate than any combat vet could be expected to cover. My rule of thumb is any time professional wrestlers are in a movie, it has to be great

[@vince11harris]

😂😂😂

[@liammalarky3483]

More chair-borne than airborne. More pie-finder than pathfinder. He rocks the "Ali G" look though.

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

Is it because I was in an all black band?

[@Sills71]

"Oscar winning sitting" That's gold Jerry! Gold!

[@drm760]

The fundamentalist Muslim drinking alcohol…

[@namesurname5613]

It is Seagal universe.

[@FALL-LAFF-7477]

​@@namesurname5613 ...every guy in Afghanistan would be in local strip belly dance club or drinking khamr in this universe.

[@raddastronaut]

😂

[@Peter_Joshua]

💀💀💀

[@parac0sm0naut26]

It has to be Halal Booze

[@jasemac5391]

Seafood Seagull waddles his way through this film 🎥 👍🏻🇦🇺

[@hastyone9048]

I’m kinda surprised to see Dale Dye in this POS film. Dale Dye is a legend first appearing in Platoon in 1986. He is a legit Colonel (Ret.) and was in many films. They must have paid him millions to do this train wreck.

[@leeinoregon1326]

It's sad the Academy refuses to recognize the greatness of the True Master Seagal.

[@senseiseagal1983]

They have no eye for talent. Only true intellectuals and geniuses such as us recognise the complex qualities of Papa Seagal's acting and mumbling.

[@attiasprouse682]

@@senseiseagal1983 It’s okay, we know Sifu is above material positions and human respect.

[@WolframtheBlessed3499]

@@attiasprouse682 that's funny 🤣, he is waaaay above human respect.

[@DayTrader__]

@@attiasprouse682 dude, Seagal needs to do something or his fan base, which has almost depleted, will be completely gone!!

[@e_z_livn]

How does this tool actually get financed for all these gems

[@dunningkrugerdude]

Sitting down and acting requires skill... A skill Seagal has mastered.

[@viktormogilin307]

Said by Seagull himself "I try not to act", conclusion , He's a natural 😔🙌😉😂🍗

[@e_z_livn]

Hahaha that's good!!

[@dearleader5294]

thats why they call him sencai the master

[@jameswhittingham8027]

Seatgal

[@InVinoVeratas]

Judging by his weight, he's got a lot of experience in sitting, due to being fluffy and needing to spend more time on the toilet as a result of his generous love handles.

[@frankieascedo519]

I now have an even greater respect for Steven he makes awesome comedies.

[@albertusaswin2012]

Hope he learns from other people who have the same or similar names to him. Stephen Chow and Steven He are two great names I can mention.

[@AlanpittsS2b]

These are not for entertainment they are true documentary films about seagals life. Big poppa Pap smear is a true inspiration to mankind

[@frankieascedo519]

@alanluscombe8a553 my apologies I will write a full dissertation on the greatness of his highly tauted thespian skills!!!

[@gamervet4760]

That ending line sounded much cooler in his head. Of course for him it was the coolest thing he's ever said. 😂😂😂

[@hankstrickland5011]

He made up that line in 1933

[@gamervet4760]

@hankstrickland5011 Oh yes. His time traveling powers. I am well aware of those, but I did not know he wrote the line so early. Most people would call a man insane for relying on an almost hundred year old text written by themselves. That's why he's our sensei.

[@GnosticElohim]

@hankstrickland5011 actually he scribed it in cuneiform text on clay tablets over 10,000 years ago in ancient Samaria when he was a high Sumerian Immortal god king.

[@thedarksideoftheforce6658]

Seagal the master actor! When there are terrorists we send him to get the job done. Thank you Sensei! Sensei is the NEGOTIATOR!

[@diverguy3556]

What a minute! I thought he was The Detonator™️. I'm so confused.

[@robbiegarnz7732]

Wow all that time I was in an elite special forces unit and I never learned how to shoot without looking. I wish they’d have taught us the “pulling security by aiming a pistol blindly at the door while operating the radio” technique. Lol! Seagal is truly a master!!!

[@learntooilpaint]

Did they also teach you the over the shoulder firing technique? I’m assuming that where the weighty one learned this skill. Real SF don’t need to bang the butt into their shoulder to control their firing.

[@Pdotta1]

…..to the blood bank. ….I love some cookies.

[@charliemcdowell5231]

Love the time crisis reference! I remember playing that game in the lobby of movie theaters. Though I could never beat the master of mass, the sultan of sit, the chief of chairs Steven “gravy train” seagal. Legends say he got the high score on time crisis while sitting in a chair eating a sub and shooting the pistol upside down without looking!

[@jevinday]

We need a Seagal movie about special ops training. I'd like to see him do that sitting down

[@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K]

Excellent video, great editing, hilarious commentary 🏆 This one is my favorite, so far Thank you Sensai!

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Slick 🙏💪

[@jasonscarborough94]

6:10 According to Wikipedia, "Babs" was in her mid 30's when this movie was filmed, so luckily for her she was to old for his tastes.

[@seanmcgowan7137]

I’ve watched this video at least 5 times now and I can’t stop laughing 🤣. your Seagal movie reviews are hilarious

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thank you brother. I appreciate the love

[@rodnabors7364]

02:00 Mmmm, look that masterful trigger finger placement. Thing of beauty.

[@senseiseagal1983]

The man teaches Special Forces. Did you expect anything other than perfect from Big Daddy?

[@heavystarch100]

The wildest Blaroken commercial ever!!

[@QuaversYT]

The ironic thing is that the actual snipers are fitter than Steven is and they stay in one spot for hours on end and according to Seagal he’s a very good martial artist, sure man, sure.

[@thomasbell7033]

Never been a hot woman, but I have been a reporter and can confirm that trained warriors in combat always wither at the sight of your press badge.

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

Elite chairborne special courses. Sifu's MOS.

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

Chairborne, fucking belter man.

[@rhino5575]

Amazing how seagal holds the gun.. and amazingly no recoil.. sloppy, is the only word that comes to mind! He needs to hold the gun like he does a fork.. tight.. lmao

[@zafrullahyazid6542]

The moment Segal was mentioned......I laughed.

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

I'm pissed on wine next to a fucking old church in Vienna and very much enjoying your compilations of our lord and saviour. I've shared links to your good work to a few of my business associates but the heathens haven't yet replied - it's been 2 hours.

[@MaxPower-js1sk]

This is the best channel on KZbin. I like Sensei talking like an African American. What a Giga Chad!

[@9thGenerationCajun]

He has been living in & out of New Orleans for over 30 years that was him trying to sound like us 😂

[@dubuyajay9964]

You ok, man? Greetings from San Antonio.

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

The mix of Segal and pres Biden made this an epic masterpiece

[@senseiseagal1983]

You are very observant! Two exemplary humans in one movie. And no Oscar. What the??

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

@@senseiseagal1983 I just stumbled across the channel. Your sense of humor makes me lmao. Look forward to future content bro

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Loyalty. Appreciate the love my friend 🙏

[@e_z_livn]

@@loyaltyisroyalty5616 you bet this is some of the best content on the tube

[@johnmoore3926]

Long live Seagal. Great stuff guys and all the best.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks John. You too mate 👍🙏

[@johnmoore3926]

@@senseiseagal1983 You too mate.

[@robertshockey6750]

Well done! Without a doubt the best movie review ever 😆

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thank you kindly my friend. Still learning but Seagal's movies make it enjoyable. Because they are so horrible

[@pongenerao8444]

This is way way better than all the other reviews made on this movie😂

[@kevstacey8639]

Space Ice's review was piss-funny, but this one is a hoot too.

[@EsotericAxeman]

That was hilarious! Legit 1 of the best movie reviews/criticisms I've ever seen the narration was fantastic! Great Work!!

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Axeman

[@TheFlyingRaptor]

Your word tapestry of praise for Sausage Fingers Supremo ranks right up there with other great works of art, like the Sistine Chapel and the Mona Lisa. Bravo! Bravisimo!

[@senseiseagal1983]

You're too kind. I only hope that one day Big Papa will be appreciated as much

[@tomperkins5657]

Word has it that after the movie was filmed, he at Mia for dinner, basting her in a liver paté.

[@gca6090]

I learned how to fight watching Steven Segal movies.

[@senseiseagal1983]

So... You push people a lot, often while sitting down?

[@whateveritwasitis]

Ripping on the dumpduck never,ever, gets old.

[@noodles169]

If I'm ever caught up in a situation where evil terrorists are holding me captive, Just hope it's Steven seagull who gets the call to save my ass

[@senseiseagal1983]

Make sure they send out the Fat Signal into the sky.. He will respond

[@diverguy3556]

​@@senseiseagal1983 Or tell him there is a free all you eat buffet in the location of the kidnapping.

[@TeurastajaNexus]

Funny considering the fact that he supports terrorist Russia and is a Putin fanboy :)

[@fifedogg511]

Your channel is criminally underrated very funny content, i liked and subbed now im binging.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thank you kindly my friend. And welcome aboard 🙏🤘

[@Nugzz187]

After hammering your videos over the last few days, the editing is so on point, it’s hilarious it makes it even funnier😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

I guess this is how he is paying all the mobsters he stiffed.

[@djipee20]

Only Seagal gets throug days of toff combat fresh, clean and still, full of ammunitions. Seagal doesn't waste bullets shooting everywhere. He only shoots one and everybody dies. His wisdom know's that patience will bring the occasion to shoot. Steven's quote : ~ Patience always pay's... for you have to wait the moment when all enemy's line up one behind another before taking the shot!!... Reflex and angle are the keys!! ~... WoW👍

[@rule3039]

'We're introduced to Joe Biden' Bruh😂😂😂

[@e_z_livn]

Lol yeah they're a perfect team

[@dubuyajay9964]

​@e_z_livn They both work for Putin...so...yeah.

[@dcdou7967]

I admire u, watching all those straight-to-garbage bin movies full of mistakes and BS must be hard but we all get a good laugh, tnx #StevenSeagal #GeorgeDillman #ViktorMatveev

[@viktormogilin307]

These are the highlights, up for a nomination 😉 Emotional damage 😫😭

[@barrymccockner6450]

The way he looks through that 1x red dot sight , sitting at a table , through a window whioe just holding the foregrip , says hes a weapons expert!

[@t.mitchellb2766]

The way "Babs" held that Beretta let me know right away that she was a seasoned pro when it comes to firearms.

[@thejeffbosley]

2:23 “no thanks. I’m trying to quit.” Nearly killed me saying it.

[@ashvandal5697]

Steven Seagull watched Blackhawk Down and figured out how to adapt that story to his own acting style.

[@dizzy1369]

Aaah, the one where he just sits on his ass for 98% of the movie 😂🤣

[@WolframtheBlessed3499]

SeeFood, er, uh, Sifu Seagal in another one of his Oscar winning roles.

[@dantesfarm9378]

Dennis Rourke is that you

[@ashvandal5697]

Imagine being an “action hero” and the 85yo in your movie has more scenes standing than you do.

[@williampollock18]

This commentary was so good!

[@chrisleach4245]

Yet another straight to the 5$ Wallmart DVD bin masterpiece. 😂

[@marvelfoxmorty5057]

I should re-watch this movie, i didn't know Mia Khalifa & Joe Biden in it too

[@australiaplus9629]

*Word is Steven Seagal won the rights to make a movie about Usain Bolt's life starring himself of course as Usain Bolt.*

[@dmichael7144]

The ironic thing about the sleeveless guy who gets shot in the opening scene is that he’s actually a former special forces soldier in real life. 😂

[@bigt4135]

This child will be the future king of earth. I can wait for his reign to start. Long may he reign.

[@dubuyajay9964]

The Antichrist? X_x

[@sdavrider]

I will have to watch this movie again because I must've missed Mia Khalifa's appearance.

[@guntertorfs6486]

" We can all agree that quality beats quantity " ?? Cookiemonster Seagull might have something to mumble about that...

[@Gioachina0279]

And the Oscar for "Best sitting Actor" goes to...

[@Gioachina0279]

The Chair ! Congratulations for being snatched out of one more MF'n Birthday

[@am234523]

This editing is God-tier #chefskiss

[@senseiseagal1983]

I appreciate that mate but that was actually an older video of mine. I'd like to think the editing has improved since then. Thank you kindly.

[@Big_DT]

Holy F@ck, I got chills from that closing line, he is a god.

[@KCODacey]

Stevie had me at the sunglasses & sniper 'scope.

[@donniecatalano]

SS is so strong, it looks like his gun weighs 250 gr.

[@thejeffbosley]

3:32 because the director and those who write the checks told them to.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

Sick Gall can Snatch a Birthday Sitting 1009 yards from it in a sandstorm, while a feline formed female bounces on his lap.

[@stoneyitis_burnstrees]

Hilarious. Thank you. I'd buy your shirts but they're 50 damn dollars so I'm making them myself for 10 bucks a pop. Dropping people like Time Crisis got me. Maybe I'll buy one of those expensive ass shirts after all.

[@mr.ryceguy6854]

One of the dudes plays Tex in The Last Ship if I'm not mistaken. He's a good role in that show

[@Dinco422]

I just found your channel but was worth it...

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks mate 🙏💪

[@Dinco422]

@@senseiseagal1983 I really fucking enjoy it... for real, fuck tv shows and all that bs... this is what's about... fun... funny, worshiping this seagull, your comedy, eh... Enough, I gave you enough compliments for the day, but ye, good shit. Keep it on.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Hahha. Thanks mate

[@davidlafranchise4782]

So what was "the greatest line ever uttered by a hero?". I couldn't hear it.

[@TeeKoon]

His unique running style made him lose the main role as Forrest Gump. SS avoid travelling to Japan today, last time he was harpooned in the exhaust pipe by local whalers by identification's error!

[@Robocoppat]

Not to mention the injured soldier is trying to catch his breath as he talks. LMFAO 😂😆

[@jeanwalljean3103]

Wow, it is not easy to match Seagals movie skills with youtube video, but you managed. I came here for Mia, instead i recieved mumbling, thrill and skill. Is it you Sensei?

[@ninaborovsky9992]

Oh great!!!

[@ninaborovsky9992]

Thanks again for protection and heart ,all these years ! Master Seagal. You're a 👍 great. American. Aloha

[@Hykje]

Seagal is never in the same frame as the other actors -his scenes was filmed outside the main shoot.

[@danny1ft1]

I like how he's not set the stock to his arm length he''s just picked max length lol.

[@diverguy3556]

If you did a supercut of shots of the Master sitting down I think it could cause every other actor in the world to give up. I would love to see such a supercut. Please!

[@worldcitizen1240]

Someone needs to count how much time steven seagal is seated In each movie,maybe we have a guiness record here.All praise to our big dog stevie.

[@DCeasedbrickbuilds]

Ok, you up there with Space Ice. Can we get some Neil Breen movie reviews? Subbed!

[@sw6493]

Once in awhile.... he stands up.

[@jonathanallen9596]

Segal has that big fat boy little rifle transition going on

[@Yokes27]

3:47 thats a nice wooden "wall" there and not a single bullet hole to be seen. In a warzone where every other thing left standing has holes in it that does not. Continuity

[@mohammadsattar5488]

He's the master of Akido and cookiedough

[@MikkiThaiGuy13]

How'd they hide his oxygen tanks and hover round?

[@Pzkpfw18]

I didn’t think they made armor plates that big. 4x for sensei

[@Just_TOO_Weird]

In the not-too-distant future, Seagal will be doing his scenes exclusively from a hospital-style bed (as previewed in Hard to Kill, except *every, single* scene, a much more... *accommodating* bed and much *less* movement -- likely played by one of his stuntmen). Although, he should really be filmed on a psychiatrist's couch 🛋, in a *reality show* sense, ASAP...

[@viktormogilin307]

Here's some titles, ENPHYSEMA, A way of life, Slayed by the buffet, 'Bout time to die, The fast & the furious sedentary 😔🙌😉😂🍗👏

[@eviegreenfeather5304]

😂😂yeeess!☮️🌏

[@forgedowl5050]

So glad I found this channel!! Badass

[@jasonchatham4170]

2:27 Donut Operator… Navy Walrus…Pork Stick and all around POS

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

1:33 - Ufff, putting my man - Denzel (from “Training Day” I guess?), in the same vid as this “actor” Steven the Seagal is quite an insult

[@marcokoonings2179]

You are hilarious dude, love the montage))) Would love to call him out, I also am not young a spring anymore but would love to go some rounds with him

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Marco. I appreciate the love my friend 🙏🤘

[@akosszilagyi2656]

Check out the Imdb trivia for this movie.

[@littleghostfilms3012]

Sensei? More like Sitsei.