Steven Seagal's The Glimmer Man Is So Bad It Has An Incredible MLM Opportunity - Worst Movie Ever

I'm not saying Steven Seagal's movie The Glimmer Man is a pyramid scheme, because those only take your money. Seagal's The Glimmer Man takes your money, your dignity, your soul, and any chance of another human being ever looking at you with anything other than disgust. If you've seen this movie, you're an awful person and you should be ashamed.
#stevenseagal #worstmovie #badpeople

[@SpaceIce]

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17 likes 😬

[@Lucky_Chase]

Hey! Ever hear of a Costner movie called, 3 Days to Kill?

[@Ares-nt9bu]

Why have you not done any of Roland Emmerich's films? Moonfall, 2012, 10,000 BC? Those films are D0G$HlT!!

[@Sldumas1983]

😂🤣🤣 Your The Goat

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

bro where is house shark, its legit a good movie, youll actually enjoy it, you owe me an house shark review, im one of your oldest fans, i love you

[@santoshk1983]

Seagal: "Tell my wife I'm alive and well." "Fuck you, she's suffered enough..."

[@adrianpate4694]

😂

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

This movie was made before Big Waddle in Little Vachina.

[@jealousmuch888]

😂😂😂

[@YuniorGamboa]

😆😆

[@Jejak_Pengangguran]

😂

[@Merlchar]

"My God, this is so much easier when they're not screaming." 🤣

[@LASHLIGHT]

It took me 3.4 seconds to register and then it hit me - hard. Holy fuck! LOL

[@samholdsworth420]

Classic space ice lmao

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

Same 🤣

[@SuperDutyDave]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@slactweak]

@@samholdsworth420 Yeah it is.

[@knightofthenight3420]

Every time he says "mega blockbuster hit movie" I get chills down my spine

[@Wheres_the_money_lebowski]

It's like a mini dopamine hit

[@Floodsye]

Don't forget about the part where an actor showed the world a thing!

[@erikhawkke4861]

Watching older vids where it's not there just seems weird now.

[@Fencellisk]

​@erikhawkke4861 the older vids are better, though.

[@Disorderlie_Dot]

No cap

[@samslavin9659]

I have been going through very difficult times over last six months… three days ago I found this channel, yesterday my wife told me that she hasn’t seen me laughing like this in a very long time. I just hope we see more reviews like this. Let’s laugh together and stay strong.

[@mikes5637]

You got this 👍

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

I hope nothing but the best for you brother! Stay strong! Make everyday like what seagal is, your bitch.

[@JB-tz8fu]

Stay strong brother

[@MrJedroi258]

That guy saying "" bruce Lee but better" without breaking in laugh deserves an oscar

[@Coup1314]

I actually thought he said fatter 😂😂

[@lordcolinb]

Buttters

[@josip342]

​@@Coup1314me too but i was suspicious cause i dont belive Seagal would aloww even a mild joke at his expense

[@foolishyish]

Not even the wayans can write such amazing comedy

[@Dan-di9jd]

They actually had to combine two takes into one because they never got the shot where he said both due to the laughter.

[@dreggan]

“They called him the Glimmer Man. You would see it in the jungle and then it would be gone.” “The Glimmer would be gone?” “No - the Jungle”

[@michael2636]

That's impossible! Segal has never eaten a vegetable in his life.

[@nathanrodriguez3822]

@@michael2636lmao

[@adamscott7354]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUC*%ING SENSE SO IF ITS A STEVEN SEAGULL MOVIE THEN IT MUST BE FUC$ING TRUE!

[@andrewaustin8135]

​@@michael2636Hey now, I believe potatoes are vegetables, and French fries are made of potatoes.

[@logangodofcandy]

Potatoes are tubers.

[@Bans94]

Blessed be the day when Space Ice uploads a new Steven Seagal hit piece.

[@vitokorsic4372]

MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!

[@LordEha]

Dude its a megablockbuster hit movie! Lmao

[@louiswilliamterminator2887]

And it's still better than anything Disney can make in 2024 🤣

[@seewhativescene]

Actually, forgetting space ice catchphrase is super easy, barely an inconvenience ​@@vitokorsic4372

[@seewhativescene]

​@@LordEharemoving 10 sins

[@Markus_Andrew]

They call him The Glimmer Man because he doesn't have a glimmer of talent.

[@BuckToothJones]

Best comment ever man 😂😂😂

[@galil_6863]

The fact that this is Seagal "in his prime" makes it even funnier. He's been awful from the get go 😂

[@cheekypop]

he was alright up to under seige then fell off hard

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

I think this was past his prime. Above the law and under siege were his prime.

[@danielwhite1135]

His first 5 movies were all decent, then it was downhill from there!

[@Disconnect350]

Compared to what he's been making past 20 years this is gold standard.

[@tatsuya2112]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 To be fair, it was also a lightning in a bottle movie, with co-stars like tommy lee jones and gary busey, it's hard for even seagal to ruin it.

[@Floodsye]

Brian Cox was held at gunpoint and had his family kidnapped to be forced into this piece of trash. He STILL said no. Then they threatened him with having to watch one of Seagal movies and he immediately caved and still was the best part of the movie.

[@gp2917]

What about poor Bob Gupton? Seagal must have threatened to take away his Shawshank Redemption royalties 😅

[@AndreiBYhappy]

You don't just say no to sensei Seagal.

[@Bigedub101]

​@@gp2917He's sitting in same desk from that movie

[@Gregory-sm9pf]

Saw Cox in an interview, he said Seagal was an absolute asshole to have worked with

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

The Never Slimmer Man

[@HitParade]

You gotta change the thumbnail now, SpaceIce. 😂

[@StainsStainsStains]

LOL

[@Sammasambuddha]

The Dimmer Man

[@RU-qv3jl]

You’d be just as fat if you ever tried powdered deer penis. I cannot believe that the part of this movie that stood out the most was the crap line about powdered deer penis, but it explains a lot about seagull.

[@gSlover4reel]

😅

[@kepcar]

The slappity slap, the roly poly, the shuteye shooting - this is classic Seagal and a beautiful breakdown by Space Ice

[@oscardanny228]

I'm genuinely afraid that one day Space Ice run out of Seagal movies 🤣🤣

[@basedelon]

There's always Transformers movies.

[@SirDistic]

Considering Seagal is still making movies, don't bet on it.

[@KingfishStevens-di9ji]

There's a mountain 50's scifi's to go after

[@ApethGrader]

Change his voice, write new jokes and do them all over again. You know, Seagal shit.

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

​@@SirDistic He's now in Russia I'm sure that no longer he's producing.

[@walidbarhoumi7144]

"He killed 6 families, we call him the family man" hahahah LMAO, this got me rolling.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Plus two lmao

[@LimitBreakr424]

It is so much easier when they aren't screaming

[@cuckertarlson5310]

ikr

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

"They tell him for the last time, it's not a strip club." ROFL!

[@trainson7]

"she got nice tits" "precisely" 💀

[@psychotictactoe]

"So does everyone, take a fucking number!" 🤣

[@SedricSleepzzz]

I’ve never seen a man who just has NO CHEMISTRY with any of his scene partners EVER, Seagal!

[@XEzomoX]

He doesn't even have chemistry with himself

[@Dan-di9jd]

It’s not a partner but someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing and completely incompetent but yet Sensei Seagal is schooling them on the ways of brutality. The funny thing is most of the time the other actors are more serious and professional looking than Seagal.

[@mikrophone8499]

He has no chemistry, only over nutrition.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

​@@Dan-di9jdYeah, this is the sad thing about these movies: most of them involve a whole bunch of people who are more charismatic and interesting than him, but they have to share a screen with, well, him

[@petelash4654]

Now I need to watch JCVD dancing for 17 hours straight to purify my mind from Seagal

[@YuniorGamboa]

😆

[@LordVulcan93]

I hate to disappoint you, but it will only feel like 17 seconds!

[@jimwoodman8158]

"Starts with a quick message for the audience" - You lose. As soon as I heard that, I knew Space Ice was going to be in fine form for this one.

[@SirWilliamKidney]

It's so lucky that Seagal always carries 500 ft of rope, carabiners, a set of concrete anchors, a harness, and a belay device on him at all times! Otherwise it might have seemed rather silly how he managed to rappel down the side of a building during an active shoot-out!

[@ahhamartin]

So THAT'S why he looks so fat now. (Huh? He just did it in this movie? Oh.)

[@adityavenkatesh7260]

​@@mrblonde609found a sifu seagal defender😂😂😂

[@CheeseburgerRandy17]

Don't forget some cookies. He fuckin loves cookies

[@tonytoes0]

Wait the bad guys are Russians?

[@maximusanthoniodelatorre]

@@mrblonde609 Worse ?, the uploader is simply making these movies watchable and entertaining.

[@msn769]

The sound effects for the "chicken run" at 9:48 is just

[@OverOnTheWildSide]

“Where he fires THEN aims. But you can’t argue with results.”

[@dzisonline]

The dispatch was clairvoyant. She said it was a suicide even though it was a hostage situation that ended with the threat of suicide.

[@feraltaco4783]

Right?! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@dawidwidera1819]

Steven brings dishonor to all sea gulls, just by his name.

[@thomascraiker6449]

The fact Executive Decision hasn’t been covered yet by Space Ice, saddens me.

[@BulletTooth504]

It has all the qualifications for being The Greatest Movie of all Time. However, while Steven Seagal's early death was widely praised by critics and audiences, the fact that he's in the greatest movie ever creates a paradox that Space Ice needs more time to unravel.

[@adlibbed2138]

​@@BulletTooth504speaking of Greatest Movie of All Time, can't wait for him to cover his "Oscar Winning Masterpiece" that is Machete

[@98hkg63]

Exactly I've been saying that but gave up on it

[@sharpfalcon6196]

It's more of a Kurt Russell movie as he's the one starring. Seagal's more of a supporting role and doesn't do much except being killed off early.

[@padraigdon1657]

"Kurt Russell's Executive Decision is so awesome you'll be glad that they decided to kill off Seagal early in the movie."

[@graymatter6810]

"With no time or ability to think" ROFL that was a damn good line

[@simplysubaru2830]

Steven Seagal, Uwe Boll and Neil Breen in one movie ... the perfect storm

[@doriangreen3231]

And a spittin' spark plug.

[@harveylong5878]

with M.Nightshitalong as special guest director, Rob Zombie and McGee co writing the script

[@justinbremer2281]

No "Perfect Storm" was Clooney and Wahlberg, wasn't it?? 😅

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Don't go Bollistic now.

[@AnAdorableWombat1]

The Perfect Disaster!

[@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box]

The Pulp Fiction car scene reference at 8:58 was perfect. This is why I rewatch these like 2 or 3 times, Iceman packs so much Seagal hatred into these that you always miss something first time around.

[@banditandi5434]

Steven Seagal MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!!

[@thefallensoul9945]

WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD!!

[@SirDistic]

Hey, this movie made $41 Million dollars. Granted it was on a budget of $45 Million so it lost $4 Million.

[@KingfishStevens-di9ji]

@@SirDistic how drug dealers launder money

[@tatsuya2112]

@@SirDistic The only way they spent 45 million dollars on this movie is if they had to pay for seagal's catering, actually that makes alot more sense now.

[@MaesterMike]

I love the way you draw out Seagal's name like at 2:42. "Saaaa-gal". And that Groundhog Day reference was fantastic.

[@scizzyboss8701]

Honestly, it's no joke. I can't tell you how many times I've used SLAPPITY SLAP! to save my life and disarm up to 4 goons at once . Pretending to tell them a secret is a great way of getting them close

[@Ysckemia]

and just like Segal, you learned that when you were a navy seal/secret agent/fbi cop for 20 years, right? :D

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

I appreciate thugs that are so curious to learn new things

[@scizzyboss8701]

@@Ysckemia I actually taught it to them. All of them. All at once.

[@carlosdanger5466]

He LITERALLY stooge slapped them.

[@goodgame3374]

04:00 was such a dangerous looking stunt. I can't believe they didn't switch out the actors for mannequins given the force of that slappity.

[@mrwassef]

Space Ice has accomplished the horrific yet impressive feat of making me grateful there are so many Steven Segal movies. Truly a world first.

[@han1075]

The "chicken run" sound effect killed me, LOL!

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

WalkingSquidward.mp4

[@zeroone1032]

Space Ice, i recently discovered this channel and i have been on a marathon ever since, i have to say i even start laughing just by reading the titles of your videos, thank you for your awesome content

[@teremin]

I've been holding back for a while now. So, how many of those f*cking "films" are out there now? I'm starting to get the feeling that Seagal's putting them out quicker than Space Ice can even react to them.

[@stellviahohenheim]

Seagal was money laundering for the mob during this time

[@izanami3793]

I checked on google and it says at least 55 movies. IMDB lists only 40 though.

[@Kracov_the_Madman]

@@izanami3793 15 Seagal movies so bad, IMDB had to ban them from being listed.

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

And more are in production.

[@TruOnyxfire]

They are a money laundering scheme.

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I just discovered Space Ice's channel 2 days ago - and I've now watched 43 straight Steven Seagal videos. 😂 I can't get enough of them. It's so absurd and hilarious

[@Dark_pool88]

“Slappety slap “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dragons_red]

"only if they all bunch up and get really close" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jswets5007]

If it was the Dinner Man, it would never end. *Edit* Take 2: If it was the Dinner Man, it would end like The Langoliers, except the mouths would all be Steven Seagul, eating the entire universe.

[@bottlethrower1544]

Ok this comment is criminally under-loved

[@AS-qy1zl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Especially if Dinner was a Sushi Girl.

[@Anynom]

This played at movie theater I worked at in 1996, barely anyone in any showing.

[@daneliemgaming]

“He asks Seagal, how he got to the killer so fast. So Seagal tells him…WHAT KILLER” 😂🤣😅

[@BigSisterNeko]

3:09 I laughed way too hard at this line🤣😂🤣

[@OwnerofChaos]

So, that's what happened to the holistic healer from Seinfeld. He went mad after turning George purple and was gunned down by Steven.

[@B-hv3jw]

HOW DO THESE KEEP GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME?!

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

Because Seagal gets funnier by the day

[@notfromhere8889]

I thought I was tired of it then this video had me laughing almost the whole way through

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

​@@notfromhere8889stick with us, we need the Ice Man to get more people who appreciate this comedy.

[@abdul58]

It's unreal

[@umbrellacorp.]

1:58 My wife when she sees Steven Seagull movies. 😂👍💯

[@joshmiller8392]

"Slap, Slap, Slap... double Tap" 😂

[@JasmineAnita.]

😂

[@sameersachan8427]

12:47 "Double slap, tap, tap, slap, slap, tap, slap, tap and a woman chasing him up the stairs" Oh god I can't 😭😭

[@waggy007]

“Does a magic trick” totally got me. 😂😂

[@ChristopherSaindon]

The warden from Shawshank redemption must have a damn gambling problem to be in this shitshow!!

[@thelightwielder]

Must have been tough for Keenen Ivory Wayans knowing that his funniest joke will never be a bigger joke than Sifu Seagal

[@Bobby-B-Baby]

2:52 HA!!! I was thinking “it has to be the morgue, or a strip club”.

[@phillipnoetzel7637]

I met Seagal at a Tibetan monastery in the Himalayas while I was on a spiritual journey of self discovery. He was the Grand High Blessed Monk Consecrated by Buddha and led all the prayer sessions.

[@joshsovereign5851]

What u do you stayed or left

[@ElTejon47901]

Met him in Bloomington, Indiana. He was "guarding" the Dhali Lama (his brother has restaurant in Bloomington).

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Did you ask him about his first wife and kids and how does he support them? I'm sure he'd have LOVED someone asking him THAT!

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

​@@ElTejon47901I used to love that restaurant. Really good curry.

[@MegaNafo]

" and world of slap dancing will never b the same again ..." 4:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubbahottep8644]

I just noticed: "Caution Spark Plugs" on that truck. Nice.

[@Mirphise]

Tks a lot man, it wass bugging,né since the last vídeo

[@germaxicus6670]

That was a good catch. I was gonna watch the whole video again to find it

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

You can't say Spark Plug without adding Bob Holly. Without it would be Hardcore.

[@danielpetrilli2496]

I’ve only found this channel recently, but I’m hooked. “Slapping Steven” and “but oh Shit” makes me LOL every time.

[@victoriajanssen4123]

I’m a simple woman. I see Space Ice, I click!

[@Diego-ks6oo]

Wife material

[@ruperterskin2117]

​@@Diego-ks6oo👍

[@bobbykimble2013]

That part

[@cheekypop]

oh my god a GURL

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Women aren't real.

[@MrCHAIRMANOFTHEBORED]

The Simmer Man: the art of cooking a 100lb pot roast while out killing for no reason and shooting at random shit while not looking at it 🤣

[@rainfire79]

i got 15 seconds into it when it says you lose i had to stop im dying already

[@TheShut1]

2:26 Seagal jumped so hard he turned into another person. That's a superpower only true BLOCKBUSTER ACTION MOVIE HERO like Seagal possess.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

The Kung Fu Panda sound effects really sell it.

[@DasIstDochMalEinName]

Finally, a way to actually enjoy Seagal's videographic output. Thank you for this channel.

[@GarethAlan81]

More like The Slimmer Man

[@memyself898]

the Dimmer man

[@paultapner2769]

The not getting thinner man

[@discoder]

Seagal using a credit card as a weapon is a personal highlight.

[@jeffreyonemu1426]

"Slapity-slap!" 💀💀💀

[@pkhris]

Dude!! You have no idea how much I needed this from you, bro!!

[@convolutedconcepts]

"Double slap, tap tap, slap slap tap slap tap."

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

that second fight that you skipped at 12:55 was kinda good and somewhat funny! "is that the best u got? Boring!" lol that slap fight must be one of his "few" bests

[@joelnotsure2871]

You manage to provide the only reason anyone could ever be happy that Seagal made so many of these laughable movies, Space Ice.

[@paulkielty8385]

They didn't even try to hide the fact that the bars on the window at the end are made of rubber... Why do I expect anything of quality in a seagull movie?

[@1FokkerAce]

I can’t believe you didn’t mention the super advanced, flexible rod iron window decor at the end. 😂

[@crashburn3292]

13:03 - They literally jiggled. LOL

[@Virgil_Vincent]

I have waited 18 full minutes of my life for this moment.

[@sledheadjd]

Can we all just take a minute and give Space Ice some serious thanks for theses videos. He has built a channel of almost 350k subscribers all around shitty Seagal movies. That is amazing. Good job sir!

[@Marvindorfler1]

We're going to run out of seagal movies soon. This will be devastating as these videos are brilliant. 😂😂

[@joeyonikas5366]

He could do them all a second time, I’d watch.

[@life_of_riley88]

No way, there's tons of those crappy movies out. Seagal has been on a terror since the 90's. There's like hundreds of them.

[@harveylong5878]

there's always Micheal Bay, M.Nightshitalong and Rob Zombie to tackle

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Don't worry: AI will take over and produce a limitless supply of Seagal movies.

[@GalacticWrestlingFederation]

Segal is redefining Slap Stick one bad ass move at a time.

[@ljcarthan3504]

This film is one of my oldest anxiety memories I have. Stephen segal said he was going to quit acting movies and become a blue man again if it failed. At the time this had me really anxious but I had no way to check the box office. I haven't thought about this for decades but I would. Ride my bicycle to the library to use the internet to check the results.

[@Godson0771]

Wtf lol..

[@chrisstafford365]

Dark times indeed 😢

[@rickm3779]

You poor thing… but apparently you are here now getting the help you so desperately needed as a child. Space Ice is here to save you. Can I get a “Hallelujah! Space Ice saves!” ? 😇

[@Soupy_loopy]

This movie must have been really successful.

[@My_Saab_Story]

The "Caution: Spark Plugs" on the tanker truck was an amazing edit. As usual, they were spittin

[@andystegall7407]

The Blimper Man

[@beautifulblackbeauty8641]

Never tire from watching your videos. Many thanks!❤😂 1:20

[@CellaDragon]

He’s too busy pretending to read & the chicken run 😂I was howling

[@rishabmano2816]

"Now he's up for his yearly polygraph and these are all standard questions." "Did you kill your ex-wife?" Bruh I haven't laughed that hard in years 😂😂

[@carbilicon]

Imma say that right now, in movie history, what Seagal is doing is better than Star Wars.

[@sugarnads]

'HE. HAD. DIBS' i have coffee all over me

[@ratlungworm7035]

2:20 oh shit, the gummy bear cartoon!? "Okie dokie Dukie" was imprinted on my brain at the age of 4. It'll probably be the last thing I forget when I go senile.

[@freenwl]

“We call this guy the family man he killed 6 families in the last 8 months” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@midus0013]

@12:47 I'm too baked for that lol

[@Dro.1971]

I love the emphasis on his name: “Suh-GAHL” 😂😂😂

[@romanyukhaev4549]

4:17 Steven's ego definetly wrote this piece of shit script...

[@MICHAELTUMANGDAY]

8:45 the confused look of a person watching Seagal Films

[@CYBERDELICRELICS]

A Gummybears cartoon reference that was lost on 85% of people. Not me sir, now hand me a bouncy juice.

[@monkeymcmonkerson3592]

Unlike Sensei Seagal, the Gummi bears take pride in knowing they fight for what's right in whatever they do.

[@willn8664]

Not even Homey the Clown's older brother could save this movie.

[@akxsmittz6881]

Your sarcastic narration makes these movies sound ten times worse than they already are!!😂

[@leithlcc]

Love the tanker full of spark plugs 😂 They were definitely spitting.

[@jasonfleming7121]

9:30 in as they're crashing into the semo filled with nitro glycerin from the fast and the furious movies, SPARK PLUGS are spittin. 😂 You sir are an artiste. Bet most ppl didn't even notice that Easter egg. Lol. Your videos make my day man. Thank you.

[@isaacewing]

then his apartment EXPLODES!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrTribalsun]

04:01 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@wayneinteressierts118]

This brings me back to a very old question: who told anyone that a guy looks good with a ponytail??

[@KingfishStevens-di9ji]

Whenever I see a guy with a pony tail all I see is a 76 Monte Carlo with Cragar's and glass packs, and definitely a garter from his buddy's wedding hanging off the rear view mirror.

[@spankg888]

Well I've seen some model looking dudes that look quite good with a ponytail, but that type of guy probably looks good with anything

[@KingfishStevens-di9ji]

@@spankg888 exactly it's like tattoos, a few supermodels got them in the 80's, then the unattractive girls got them and they look terrible.

[@derrickdavis664]

It's probably weave.

[@Soupy_loopy]

​@KingfishStevens-di9ji you make it sound like they're cool as heck. I think you're confusing ponytail with mullet, completely different hairstyle.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

This is the funniest channel on KZbin hands down 😂😂😂😂😂im in Tears

[@pfg_pedals]

Johnny’s father played the warden from Shawshank Redemption and Keenan Ivory Wayans as the buddy cop? They must have had to launder a lot of money when they were making this piece of junk.

[@Haulinbassracing]

This man has been itallian, japanese, native american and russian all while being in the cia. Steven seagal read about frank dux and said hold my beer